the only reason you're still alive is cause I let you live

yes yes I know this is the pilot and that's a season 3 quote BUT IT FITS OK?

this drawing oh THIS DRAWING

I thought hey I like fucking around with lighting and shading this is going to be fun

but oh boy

OOOOOOOH BOY

the amount of times I wanted to throw my laptop out of a window is far too many to count

goes to show that fuck it we ball ISN'T the best drawing philosophy to live by some times

below cut is the sketch that started it all

sunset in silence

Some dadow au doodles while I cook up some stuff for the Moonlight au gahhh

are we the sins we have committed? are we the things we have endured? [...] who are we?

[ref]

congrats 2 henry peglar for being the only bitch confirmed as to be Fucking That Old Man

Little things about Marcille make me so so so sick. Reading a book with the first character that's anything like you at all in even a somewhat respectable way and falling in love. She doesn't know anything about the food her mother grew up eating. She is subtly different from her peers and has never been sure where she fits in. AND despite those experiences she still falls victim to prejudiced thinking. She and Kabru should be besties who verbally fight like rabid dogs.

i had a dream where something was off with riku’s shadow…

Sorry for kind of insulting you through a children’s book i wrote i hope were still besties

i honestly love the fact that i have just been following two people very invested in dnf for like a year, either bc of a misclick or other mutual fandom, because i have so little knowledge about what is and is not real with those two. i have never played or watched a mindcraft in my life, however i can acknowledge insane homoeroticism when i see it, and those two are either ridiculously committed to a bit or ridiculously committed to each other, and to the like fifteen people who still seem to care post-face reveal (which i always thought was awful by the way, like people were dicks about it) it doesn’t really matter

i feel like kiri n katsuki are secret fleshlight connoisseurs <3 (they share)

HOOOOOOOOOO my god, bad, bad, nasty, naughty, bad habit.

This is so gross but you know it started in high school when they could only manage to sneak ONE sex toy into the dorms........ and sharing allowed them to keep it better hidden.

Little did they know the sharing-part would be what ended up STICKING, and that'd it almost get even worse when they started running an agency together😔😔😔😔😔😔AND EVEN WORSE WHEN THEY BOTH ENDED UP WITH A CRUSH ON little ol' YOU who pushes paperwork on the floor below them🥺

taking turns squabbling in the other's office about getting to use it when, and now, and if it had been cleaned since it's last usage (although that gets a little less frequent as time goes by. Bakugo's more picky about sloppy seconds but stopped caring as much the first time he saw that you had come in wearing something very low cut. He needed to nut over it so badly that he couldn't wait to even rinse it out with water).

AND YEAH they fight abt who gets to take it home on weekends. One of them always pulls the "just buy another one!!" argument but they're both way overly attached to the well-worn one they've had for years.

People always wonder what they're fighting over but they have their excuses down to a science.

You pop in with last week's statistics printed out all nice and in a stack and Kiri goes from trying to keep Bakugo's hands off his face with a foot to accidentally hardening and slamming his across the room.

And the only thing that stops Bakugo from blowing up the whole place is your confused face (what they were fighting over in the first place, if it was better to bust there or on your kitty)... and in unison they go, "WE WERE JUST TRAINING TOGETHER"

(you probably think they're in a strictly monogamous relationship for the next six months after that and they're confused as to why you always shy away when they get a little too friendly.... and yeah, when you're dating they still refuse to get rid of that damn fleshlight lmfaooo)

i apologize for mithrunposting incessantly but honestly if any of you expected better of me you shouldn't have

anyway i get it and some of the failguy jokes are funny. i can tell that nothing i've run into is even malicious. but also it would be really cool and awesome if there were simply less posts calling a disabled person a failure or baby or a dog or whatever for needing accommodation or extra help, especially when like. hey did you know the source material very on purpose did not do anything remotely like that. critical thinking question: could there be some reasons these phrases are not great, potentially

I don't know what's funnier

The people of Mondstadt actually don't know who the Darknight Hero is despite Diluc's horrible disguise, except for Kaeya who is losing his mind because how!? But also thinking that yeah, that checks out why they all just readily accepted him despite him being an obvious plant.

Or

The people of Mondstadt actually know that Diluc is the Darknight Hero, but they've all agreed to just let their uncrowned king keep up his silly little vigilante fantasy and run around in his silly little disguise, because that's just good ol' sunshine child Diluc for you. None of them mention it out of respect.

i know you mentioned evan's terrible eating habits, but why does he only live off digestive biscuits? i know for a FACT generational wealth grants him leeway to hire a personal chef, so why is his diet the way it is?

autism & food sensitivity! i see evan as having a lot of sensory/textural preferences in general, and it affects things like the clothes he wears and the food he eats. it's the combination of generational wealth and magic and parental neglect that lets him just eat porridge & digestive biscuits for weeks straight unimpeded. he doesn't like strong flavors or mixed textures.

but it's important to me that the other skittles don't, like, judge him for these things?? perhaps it's not the healthiest thing but the attitude is mostly: that's just Evan! and barty especially really pays attention to his preferences. he's the one supplying the biscuits

Please tell me about art and media you know of that accurately captures the weirdness of dream logic and atmosphere and emotions... books and movies and video games and art and comics and YouTube stuff, whatever you want... you know, where it only makes sense on an intuitive level and falls apart when you try to explain it...

boimler being one of the shortest people on the Cerritos but also now canonically being 6ft means that everyone in the past is either tiny or everyone on the Cerritos are fucking giants