idk what im saying but i just think hating on a piece of media bc it's been made into a different form ( specifically book into a movie / show / play / etc ) is so limiting ... like ur not any better bc you hold the opinion that the book is better than show and picking it apart to show the differences only the proves the point that they're Two Different Pieces of Media ... interpretations aren't inherently bad they're just different
writing sometimes means hyper-fixating on creating a family tree for hours and forgetting anything else exists. in fact most of writing is a lot like this
If Eris and Iris celebrated Halloween how would they celebrate? Parties? Costumes? Haunted houses? Scary movies?
Ohohohoho, love this question!
I think Iris would have to 100% truly convince Eris to dress up in something even though deep down, he'd like it. But as you know, he was shamed out of all his interests so, our boy has a hard time letting himself enjoy things. SO, after that trauma dump, Iris would convince him to do couple costumes. He would complain halfheartedly the whole time but still do it.
Immediately and the first thing I thought of was that they'd go as a Devil and an Angel. Other options I know Iris would talk Eris into are: Vampires (a king and queen because Eris has to have a crown), Gomez and Morticia from the Addams Family, and one year they'd do the Incredibles family costumes and dress the dogs to match.
Parties are a MUST. They love to attend and enjoy themselves but no Haunted Houses for them because Iris is a chicken and Eris is triggered by people yelling at him noises so it's a no-go for them lol. Scary movies aren't it either but they absolutely do fun Halloween-themed movies instead!
Iris always has a big bucket of candy for the trick-or-treaters and Eris is usually sitting on their front porch with her, making dry-ass remarks under his breath about the different kid costumes as they visit and Iris had to glare daggers at him to stop 😂
Way back when I was a kid in the 80s, I ended up with this kid's book. This was a bit unusual only because by this point, I was reading adult books. This is not a bragging thing or any crap like that. I just read a lot more than I did anything else, plus I was always this weird, so instead of a library of kid's fiction, my room was stocked with books like this:
(Yes, this is an actual book. It's great, I still have it and its sequel.)
But when you're a kid in grade school, there's the school book fair, and it's that time when your parents give you actual money to buy whatever book you want. And even though you're not going to find cheesy space opera there, dammit, you're going to find SOMETHING to buy.
I bought this book about a St Bernard and his family. The book is full of the expected canine shenanigans and missteps, and the comedy of a dedicated dog doing his best for his human charges, dangit. Up to 2/3rds of the way through, when the plot screeches to the left field as the tornado hits.
I reread the crap out of that book, but at some point I decided I wasn't likely to reread it again, and we were moving, so I let it go. I promptly forgot the title and all the character names. When the movie Beethoven came out, my initial reaction was that this looked like an adaptation of that book, which didn't help my recall of the title any. (Beethoven is NOT an adaptation. It's possibly a ripoff of the general concept, but aside from them both being stories about highly intelligent St Bernards protecting their families, they have little in common.)
Cut to my adult years, and vaguely remembering this book, and wanting to reread it after all, see if my memories hold up. Except. I can't FIND the damn thing.
Couldn't remember the title at all, just that the dog's name started with a B. Searching the general plot just resulted in endless results for Beethoven. It seemed like nobody else had ever read this book.
I tried on and off, and gave up. And then I tried again recently, not expecting much. But this time I got a hit. People on Reddit were discussing not just my book, but an entire series. Armed with the title, I found the paperback cover online, and finally, I had it.
May I introduce you to Judge Benjamin, Superdog. It's LOOOONG out of print, but Ebay had a nice hardcover for under $4. And I have reread it at last, and it all came back to me. You should have made this movie, folks! Don't tell me St Bernard vs a tornado wouldn't have sold, especially post Twister.
Oddly, the tornado in the book? Real. It gives a date and everything. This 1982 book is set in 1974, and contains the actual 1974 Super Outbreak as its climax. The author notes state that she owns a St Bernard named Judge Benjamin, so I suspect the book is semi-autobiographical. Except told from the point of view of a lovable dog.
And as Reddit said, it's a series! I have acquired 3 more as of yesterday, and look forward to reading them. And the others, whenever I track them down.
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so, ultrakill's violence layer is unbelievably cool. like, i was not prepared for any level of it. but on top of obscenely awesome gameplay and setpieces, it also delivers some REALLY juicy lore, especially about the war that we've been hearing about for so long.
and it's just occurred to me that one figure of time given in a lore entry has revealed so much more context surrounding it than i could ever dream of.
in a terminal entry that i won't be specific about to avoid spoilers, it's stated that the war lasted roughly 200 years. this would be useless if we didn't know when the war ended...
but we do.
in the opening of the game, we see this.
i've always assumed this was the current date, but i only now realize that it's not. it's the last time V1's firmware got an update, which would have to be during the war, since the V1 project was scrapped when it ended. and since we know V1 was made around the end of the war, we can assume the war ended around 2112. 200 years earlier would be somewhere around the 1910s.
all of this makes it extremely likely that this isn't just some fictional war. it's World War 1. this is a world where WW2 never happened, because WW1 never ended. it kept going and going and building and getting more and more horrific until eventually literally becoming the war to end all wars.
this also recontextualizes machines being fueled by blood, as its now clear that the invention of the machines happened in the middle of the war, and its likely that battle was their sole purpose. it always seemed weird to me before, but i had always assumed that machines existed before the war broke out. if their goal has always been to kill, it seems reasonable that the killing should be able to fuel them. only makes it more horrific, though.