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hella1975 · 2 years
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too many zukka wips not enough willpower
#i have. so many#i have the 'zuko dies but not really' au#i have the bounty hunter au#i have the modern jasmine dragon au that i projected my econ degree onto#i STILL HAVE THE TO ALL THE BOYS I LOVED BEFORE AU#i have the zuko freedom fighter au#and the one that's been on my mind all day: the zuko azula and ursa au#THAT one would be a fucking behemoth#like i have a whole plot outline for that and im super proud of it bc it's definitely one of my more complicated plots#one of those 'things that happen in chapter 1 are relevant 20 chapters in' plots#the basic premise is that ursa takes zuko and azula with her after she kills azulon and flees#and they live on the run throughout the three nations for years and zuko and azula become pickpockets and have fake identities#it's a hoot#BUT ursa becomes very mentally ill bc all the abuse catches up to her now she's finally away from ozai#and it becomes very much zuko as the oldest having to keep the family together#and it gets VERY complicated bc it also gets quite canon compliant bc zuko ends up still hunting aang#but he's using it as a cover to reunite with azula bc he got separated and knows SHE is following the avatar#and the way zukka starts is bc zuko actively foils his own plans to capture aang bc he knows the moment he does#he has to go home and wont be able to find azula. so at one point zuko literally fucking saves sokka and sokka#is like dude what in gods name are you doing rn LMAO#but yeah azula joins the gaang before zuko even does they all wind up in ba sing se there's a rebellion it's so fun#zukka#writing ig
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diorsluv · 5 months
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feather , part 17
“ like whatever, you’re a waste of time ”
series m. list previous chapter next chapter
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jackhughes
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yourusername EWW u said u weren’t gonna post that blurry pic of me 😰
yourusername um but also the caption?? wym 😭
→ jackhughes don’t worry abt it
→ _quinnhughes it doesn’t mean anything dw
→ trevorzegras jack wants a little peace in his life that’s all
→ colecaufield he’s mr miyagi
_quinnhughes the shopping cart was kind of uncomfortable
→ yourusername awww r u a little butthurt
→ _quinnhughes actually yes my butt does hurt 🤬🤬
trevorzegras isn’t that lake pic like really old
→ jackhughes yes
→ yourusername he has the chance to use it now bc he never posts me 🙄
rutgermcgroarty i’m scared another war’s gonna happen and i’m hiding out in your comments
→ jackhughes ur safe here bro dont worry 🫡🫡
→ markestapa me too
→ luca.fantilli i’ll protect you 😘
→ yourusername oh god should i be scared too
→ rutgermcgroarty you ARE the war yourusername
→ mackie.samo dude you weren’t supposed to tell her that
_alexturcotte i miss the lakehouse days let’s do it again
→ jackhughes well its definitely not gonna be the same as it was before
→ _alexturcotte dammit ur right
→ yourusername what why? am i the only clueless one here
adamfantilli i take it lil drizzy hasn’t seen it yet
→ edwards.73 BRO
→ markestapa DELETE THIS RN
→ yourusername seen what?????
→ dylanduke25 it’s too late now theres no point in deleting 😔
username26 NONONO GUYS WE HAVE TO KEEP HER FROM SEEING IT
username10 another war is brewing
username6 it’s the end y’all
username59 okay but like why should she care if she’s in a relationship
username70 well it was nice knowing all of you
username35 lord you’re all so dramatic SHE HAS A BF so it shouldn’t matter
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username3 yall this is kind of embarrassing!
username85 LMFAOOOOO
username23 i swear to god this is luke hughes
→ username74 who?
→ username59 i mean he did like the post
username14 oh. my. god. is this why all the guys were panicking on jack’s post???
username32 aw i’m happy you found someone!!
→ missseraphina not official yet haha
username50 so… dryshughes is never happening is it
→ username61 the ship has officially sunken 😔
lhughes_06 maybe
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→ username75 NOOOO
username97 this is it yall. i cant live knowing theyre both in separate relationships.
→ username46 BUT HOLD ON NOW, HERS IS FALLING APART AND HIS ISN’T EVEN OFFICIAL YET
→ username17 uhh who r we talking about lmao
yourusername oh
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next chapter notes ) how are we doing yall.. ik ik it’s chaotic and shit BUT YOU’LL GET WHAT YOU CAME HERE FOR SOONNN and yall kept complaining abt bookmark but yall should really b complaining abt misssera whats her name HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONEEE (i originally didn’t plan to post this on jan 1 but it is what it is 🫣), sorry for starting the new year off with even more drama lmfaooo
tags: @aliaology @hockeyboysarehot @absolutelyhugh3s @jackquinnswife @freds-slut @love4ldr
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lovelytsunoda · 5 months
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my sloppy new years kiss // liam lawson
summary: y/n piastri kisses someone she definitely shouldn’t at a Christmas party. god knows her brother will never let her live it down
pairing: liam lawson x piastri! reader
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oscarpiastri considering who else was at that party, I really wish you wouldn’t encourage them to make out with you at every possible moment
-> liamlawson30 but dude your sister is smoking hot
-> oscarpiastri never say those words again or I am ending our friendship. you have been warned
user she’s so hot omg
user m-m-mommy?
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lissiemackintosh SLAY
logansargeant was this before or after you kissed he who shall not be named?
-> oscarpiastri BEFORE SHE DID WHAT
-> y/npiastri LOGAN HUNTER SARGEANT WHAT PART OF TELL OSCAR AND ILL CASTRATE YOU DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND
->logansargeant I’ve already said too much
-> oscarpiastri BOTH OF YOU COME BACK HERE THIS INSTANT
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liamlawson30 I can neither confirm nor deny the things (or people) I am said to have done last night
oscarpiastri it’s my sister. she’s *things* isn’t she
-> liamlawson30 I plead the fifth
logansargeant I’m sure that your pr guys just loved that caption buddy
yukitsunoda on a scale of one to ten how much to you fear for your life rn
-> liamlawson30 12
user lmao he’s so unbothered
user mans just broke the internet and pissed off his best friend and all he’s really saying is ‘oopsies’
redbulldriversacademy Liam we’d like a quick word in Christian’s office!
-> liamlawson30 oh fuck me
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oscarpiastri what the fuck…WHAT THE FUCK
-> logansargeant I tried to tell you (without actually telling you)
landonorris soz for outing you guys….dont let me post when I’m hungover
liamlawson30 sexy
-> y/npiastri liam you big stud
-> liamlawson30 that’s me honey
-> y/npiastri take me to bed or lose me forever 🥺
-> oscarpiastri blocked. both of you. THIS IS REAL LOFE NOT TOP GUN
nicolepiastri do you like giving your brother a heart attack?
-> y/npiastri very much so actually
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thelilylav · 25 days
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Y'know what? Fuck it (gives u guys a list of poc artists to listen to cause the white ppl on the music side of tumblr have been embarassing me)
List is under the cut, and warning bc I made it very long
Rock:
Los Abuelos De La Nada
Gesu No Kiwami Otobe
Chuck Berry
Ben E. King
Los Prisoneros
Ahmed Fakroun (ok this one's french art rock but in my book it still counts)
Burnout Syndromes (been fucking w them since I got into Haikyuu lmao)
Infinity Song (their hater song genuinely gets me every time LMAO)
People in the Box
N.E.R.D (my god if u don't know them.. idk dude my brother has been obsessed w them for forever so i just was not getting away regardless lol)
Punk/Punk Rock (& other punk subgenres):
Nova Twins (u must listen to them it's just the way it's gotta be guys)
Rina Sawayama (her hatred of Matty Healy is so attractive. i cannot believe i found her two years ago cause i still remember i would not shut up when i first heard her music it was so good)
BABYMETAL (the way their band name just straight up screams at people gets me every time lmaooo)
Indie:
The Younger Lovers
Mashrou Leila
Stella Jang
Shak SYrn (Jenni is on repeat in my room at any given moment)
Steve Lacy (if u listen to more than just Bad Habit u will find an actuall amazing discography)
Jenny Nuo (i have been OBSESSED w her music since like 2021 ish and it is a crime she hasn't blown up more imo)
Nujabes
Hemlocke Springs (oooo i hate that she does not get more love!!! synth pop and alt indie is such a fun niche like!!!)
Lyn Lapid (in my head she's huge but i have recently learned that artists i think r super popular may be unknown to an entire genre of ppl soo)
Megagonefree (found them on ig and omg!! PLS go check them out genuinely)
boa (i am once again shaming u if u don't know them)
Wallice
JAZZ (in all caps bc I fucking LOVE jazz no it's not dead go listen to jazz rn motherfuckers):
Idris Muhammad
Esperanza Spalding
Joanna Wang (ok she does pop and folk music too but idk she felt most appropriate here)
SAMARA JOY (put. some. respect. on. her. name. i would actually go to war for her i am not kidding. also this is in all caps bc MY MOM GOT TO SEE HER LIVE??? AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHO SHE WAS PLS I WAS SO MAD OMGGG but i've been promised tickets next time so we're good)
Sade (my og one and only)
Funk:
Fadoul
George Clinton (i mean he's just a classic yknow)
Parliament (Give Up the Funk can make me dance like no other i swear)
Stevie Wonder (i mean.. like if we're on the topic of classics anyway then...)
Michael Jackson/The Jackson 5 (moreso his earlier stuff if my memory isn't lying to me.. look it's been a second since i listened to mj IM SORRY i am a busy person ok TT)
R&B:
Valerie June
Maxine Nightingale (if u don't listen to her... how do u have fun? actual question i put her on every time i need to feel happy atp)
Boney. M (technically they're reggae but they also count as R&B so idk.. i'm just putting them here if anyone wants me to move them later i will)
Amahla (Ca Suffit was so good and got me to check out the rest of her music, YOU SHOULD TOO!!)
Mary J Blige (not to judge but like... if u don't know THE queen then idk how to help you tbh)
SZA (wouldn't be a list without her in it tbh. i'm in love w her not even joking abt that)
Kali Uchis (to this day i cannot believe i saw her live i'm truly never getting a better moment than that omggg i have such a big crush on her anyway)
Aupinard (if ever u need to just vibe, this is the man u go to.)
Wejdene (TU PARLES AVEC UNE ANISSA MA MOI J'APPELLE WEJDENE- she's been my day 1 since i was like thirteen i can't even lie)
Annisse (just found out she only has like ~500 listeners on spotify??? apparently i'm one of them tho lmao so yeah go get that number up guys i love her too much for this disrespect)
Sister Sledge
Cheryl Lynn
Reggae:
Daddy Yankee (he's an honourable mention cause i couldn't not lmao)
Skindred (they're a reggae/metal fusion band and i will shut up abt them when i'm dead bc Nobody rewired my brain chemistry!!)
Manu Chao
Toquinho (i was so convinced this man was bossa nova but apparently he is reggae and i need to do some music theory review)
Folk:
Sushi Soucy (oh the things I Deserve to Bleed had me going thru in 2020/2021)
Miriam Makeba (Pata Pata should be enough to get anyone listening to her, just saying)
Lead Belly (do urself a favour and do some research on this man, i'm not kidding even if u don't like folk music u should know abt him- ESPECIALLY if u like Nirvana that'll make sense later trust)
Pop:
Corinne Bailey Rae (she has so much good music that gets ignored bc of Put Your Records On so.. yeah go listen to Black Rainbows she's only gotten better as time goes on lol)
Dru (he is for any person who likes ke$ha. i'm so serious he is early 2000s in a bottle and i love his music ur rlly missing out if u ignore him)
Monique Hasbun (found her recently! she's a Palestinian, Mexican and Salvadorian artist who plays around with Latin pop and does a lot of fusion music. she's dope go listen to her fr)
Mohammad Assaf (he made the Palestine song that's been going around ig a lot, but his other stuff is great as well. he's another Palestinian artist, so once again, go check him out!!)
Pinkpanthress (i LOVE her she's so much fun to just vibe to and idk how anyone couldn't have heard of her atp but then again this is the sight that didn't know who drake was so... sigh. go listen to her if u don't already!!)
Aliyah's Interlude (BROOO if u haven't heard of her actually go listen rn i'm so serious she is so good i can'ttttt ok bye)
Veondre (had a collab w Aliyah on It Girl and is gonna be releasing her own music very soon! she's trans too so go give her some love)
Shalco (wasn't sure whether to put him here or in hip hop, but his stuff is very very good either way)
Ado (she's j-pop but it's a form of pop so into the pop category she goes)
Moon (she's got two songs out rn, Moonlight and Seoul City Drift, and both r going on loop in my head at all times)
Jay Chou (call me a basic bitch idc he's good ok)
Atarashii Gakko! (i wouldn't say they're j-pop, but google did, so i'm just going w it lol)
flowerovlove (just trust me on this one)
El Tio Gamboin (Los Gatitos is such a cute song)
Grace Chang (see note for Jay Chou)
King Gnu (for all my j-pop lovers... come get ur man)
Salsa:
Lalo Rodriguez (included this genre specifically so i could mention him)
Adalberto Santiago
Roberto Roena (he's a classic i can't lie)
Hector Lavoe (i think he might be the most popular one in this genre lol)
City Pop (this is its own genre bc i literally did a presentation in high school abt it and i'll be damned if i don't flex my knowledge now):
Mariya Takeuchi
Miki Matsubara (my QUEEN my everything my-)
Anri
Taeko Onuki (one of my most listened to artists last yr for a Reason)
Kaoru Akimoto
Kingo Hamada
Jun Togawa
Bossa Nova:
Joao Gilberto (ooo he gets me every time i fucking love this man)
Elizeth Cardoso
Johnny Alf (forgot this man the first time around my bad BUT he's called the father of bossa nova for a reason so)
Hip Hop:
Flyana Boss (they're sooooo good i actually can't gush enough i have never felt so girlypop listening to music before go listen to them!! found the duo through ig so yeah if u want go follow them on there too to show support)
Lil Uzi Vert (for any emo lovers, go check out his song Werewolf with Bring Me the Horizon it is SO GOOD)
Samyra (she's slowly curing my body dysmorphia lol)
Yame (there's an accent on the e but idk how to do that on tumblr. anyway my ass loves french rap and before him i was stuck with klub des loosers so he saved my faith in the genre i can't even lie)
Lay Bankz (u cannot be chronically online and not have heard Ick yet, but i'm repping her regardless bc SHE'S SO GOOD)
A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie (HEAR ME OUT-)
Kaliii (Area Codes was one of my most listened to songs last year... as it should be tbh)
Miguel (he does R&B too i just first listened to him bc of his collab w J.Cole sooo)
Tyler the Creator (putting him on here just to brag abt getting to see him in concert lmao)
XXXTentacion (he has been mourned and talked abt an insane amount, but he deserves it i'm not even gonna joke on this one. his artistry is insane and he deserves some love if u haven't listened to him yet)
Kendrick Lamar (i mean i've been reblogging stuff abt him enough. Mr. Morale was actually the album that made me start Listening listening to him and i'm honestly glad it was bc that album is still my favourite to this day if i'm being totally honest)
Renaissauce (criminally and i do mean CRIMINALLY underrated)
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memyselfandmya · 10 days
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RAW REACTIONS TO JWCT
Spoilers below the cut, and warning it's long. My thoughts are all over the place rn so you'll get more organized posts tomorrow
Ep. 1
“Just the one.” FML
Darius you’re such a funny little guy
“I’m not talking about the island I’m talking about what happened after.” AHHHHHHH. The way this line was delivered and animated.
The family photos on the wall feel so symbolic. 
It’s sad how Darius has to go through this process of grief again.
What’s Brand doing to get himself into trouble?
*soft music plays* “And here with me live are the improbable survivors of the Jurassic World incident, the Nublar Six” CAN YOU HEAR ME FUCKING SOBBING.
Ben scrunched over that little compute please I can’t 😭
What’s especially sad about Darius’ grief is that he’s not just sad and depressed as if he’s accepted her death, it’s that he pushed himself into a sort of state of almost denial where he’s still calling her and stuff.
These raptors are freaky
1st episode over yayyyy
Ep. 2
Not the keys Darius 
The tensionnn
Ben and his driving skills 
Ben’s poor van
Ben still being the well prepared man he is
Ben…I’m concerned what is that board you have going on there
Why are these grown ass men living such horrible lives? Eating canned cheese out of a dirty mug? A spoon in a boot that makes sloshing noise?
Ben back at it w the shaving cream/ whipped cream. 
Darius is so unconvinced
BEN throwing Darius phone out like it was nothing plssss and his reaction 
BROOKLYNN I MISS YOU 
She’s so pretty though
Very ominous great way to emphasize Ben’s paranoia 
These poor traumatized kids
“Is your friend okay?” “No.” PLSS I’m glad he knows it
THE FUCKING FORESHADOWING 
OH THE SUSPENSE 
Ep. 3
Sammy’s ranch is so cuteeee
SAMMY MI AMOR THEIR REUNION IS JUST SO PRECIOUS 
The locs thing omg 
“Have you seen my pitchfork” she asks casually as if she’s a witch hunter during the Salem witch trials 
What do you mean Sammy isn’t talking to her parents 
Their reunion is soooo cute 
Sammy you are a queen and I love you.
FUCK YOU CARL
I forgot we were in Texas lmao
OH MY FUCKING GOD IT’S SAMMY SEEING BROOKLYNN FOR ME 😭 now it’s definitely for sure that Sammy died her hair in honor of B. Brooklynn’s jacket 😭
SAMMY 😭😭😭 “or Yaz pulling away from me”
FUCK OH MY GOD CARLS DEAD
Got me ugly crying 
Ep. 4
Darius’ humor is immaculate 
Everybody’s calling Ben by his full name and I love it
WHAT? GIRLFRIEND??
Nooo the brothers are fighting
Kenji has… downgraded
Oop- no the money loss
Sammy that kick was awesome marry me plz wait no u have Yaz marry her and then marry me
I knew they were fighting but god damn he rlly just shut the door or Darius like that
Kenji I love you dude but take this seriously 
Ooh the tension
Ouch, brooklynns death
Double ouch, Kenji blames Darius. Of course 
OH MY GOD HE’S OUT OF PRISON
“Once you lose my trust, you lose it. Forever.” Damn. Hang on let me go check off Kenji and his daddy issues off my bingo card rq
The girlies aren’t in a good place 😭😭 “why did she say something?” Plssss
I love how Sammy car jacked Ben by tickling him for his keys
Them abandoning Darius with Kenji 💀
I  love the rock climbing scene 
“where were you the night Brooklynn died?” Oop- we’re doing up this now?
OH!? oh
Awww fuckkkkkk 😭
That’s another mark on my card
YAY BROOKENJI IS OVER
but also damn… poor Kenji 
“Wait how do I get back down?” You’re so real Darius 
Aww bumpy noooo
Ep. 5
DANG THAT COMPY GOT SWEPT UP
“Hey that song kinda reminds me of that” *turns music off* oh
“Not taking family advice from a kid who hasn’t called his own mother in over a month.” OH. WERE YOU SILENT OR WERE YOU SILENCED. THE BOYS ARE TAKING SHOTS AT EACH OTHER 
YASAMMY
“Oh yeah, Darius warned me. LMFAO
Ohh she told you Benjamin. No more carob. 
The gyrosphereeeee
Oh fuck this guy whoever you are.
“Free the Dino’s.” YESSSSSSSS 
I had a feeling we’d see kenjis dad
“Did you have Brooklynn killed?” Oh going in hot ig
Oh shit- DAMN BEN AFTER ALL THIS TIME
OK, I feel bad for Sammy because even after all of these years, she makes one mistake by spying for mantah corp and people still kind of hold it over her head, even her best friends. that must suck 
Ooh the tension
“Don’t do the Japanese thing. You know I don’t speak it.” Ooh we’re bringing the culture too! JW ain’t playing 
Oh shit-
YOU DONT MANIPULATE MY SON ANYMORE OH SHITTTTTT
AHHH SAMMMYYYYYYYY
I love how Ben and Sammy take down a Dino abuser just as a little side quest
Aww they’re so cute  OH MY GOD WTF HE’S THE “WEVE GOT A PROBLEM DUDE”???
Poor kenji THATS RIGHT YOU STAND UP TO HIM KENJI FUCK YOU DANIEL
“Im not afraid to get my hands dirty” oh shit-
OH FUCK CAN THEY CAMOUFLAGE??
OHH SHIT
WHO TF IS THAT SHE LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DOLL I WANT MY MOM HELP
FUCK OH MY GOD FUCK WHAT THE HELL
POOR KENJI
THAT CANT BE A FUCKING REAL PERSON
WHO TF IS THAT IN THE CAR??
AWWWWWWWW FUCK KENJI IM SO SORRY
Ep.6
YAZ MY SWEET GIRLY HIIII AWW POOR GIRLY DAMN NOT EVEN A FULL MINUTE IN AND WERE ALREADY BRUNGING IN THE TRAUMA
she’s so pretty thoughhhh
Aww brooklynnn 
AWW THE BABY TALK
Aww the trauma poor baby I just wanna give her a hug
“Any particular reason I’m here and not Sammy?” Ooohh
Awwwww
Yaz I love you. You’re so pretty, and cool, and just a bunch of good things
OH MU GOD THAT PIC OF THEM IS SO CUTE
Are you gonna answer the phone Yaz?
YAYYYY SHE PICKED UP
MY GIRLIES I LOVE THEM
“Wait you’re coming here?” You can hear the panic in her voice.
IM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU YAZ
Yaz is definitely suspicious. 
AHHH THEY SAID THE L WORD
I love this episode already
It’s so amazing that they’re actually addressing their mental health. I don’t think I’ve ever heard children’s shows say the words  traumatizing and ptsd.
Oop. So this is where you live Yaz?
Awwwwww she’s waiting for them AWWWWWWWWWWWW (MORE LIKE A SHRILL SHRIEK) THEYRE REUNITED 
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH IM CRYING 
Awww I love Ben and Yazs friendship so much
Ooh time to drop the news
This place is so pretty and nice and Yaz genuinely seems to be happy. Also she knows people :)
“Benny Boy.” Aww
Sammy is not enjoying this place lmao
“You’re favorite.” Oop-
UH OH IM SCARED I DONT WANT TO SEE THEM FIGHT I THOUGHT I WAS READY BUT I DONT KNOW
WE GIT THE SCENE
BEN GET YIUR GOOFY ASS OFF THE GROUND
IM SCAREDDDDD 
Oh shit
AHHHHH 
OH FUCK FUCK I DONT WANT TO SEE THEM AGRUE DIDNT WE HAVE ENOUGH OF THAT IN CAMP CRETACEOUS 
I love that Sammy is trying to protect Yaz but she is taking it a little too far. Ben is me, I can’t see I’m blinddddd blinddddd blindddd
But also Yaz you didn’t keep in contact?? 
Oh shit Yaz has a point though *shrieking*
Not the fucking time Ben 
I take it back this isn’t my favorite episode I don’t love this episode
Ben struggling to give advice plssss. I love you dude
I love Yaz and Ben’s friendship so much though
“When me and my girlfriend—“ the swoop up, like right Yaz. “I’m sorry girlfriend?” Right. That’s what we’re all wondering
“Why does everyone act so surprised when I say that?” BECAUSE YOU’RE GAY??
OH FUCK OH FUCK PEOPLE ARE DYING OH FUCK RICH DIED
I DONT KNOW WHO HE IS BUT HE IS DEWD. EATEN. GONE OH SHIT POOR YAZ
aww poor Sammy I just thinks Yaz needs some great room. 
Sammy was definitely abt to say “how the hell”
WE GOT THE OTHER SCENE
The little side eye Ben gives Yaz after “big Ben’s got moves” <3<3
OH FUCK THEY ARE TRAPPEDOh dpw is here they got it
the little hand hold <3<3
OH FUCK THE DPW IS NOT THERE THEY DONT GOT IT THE DPW IS MAKING IT WORSE FUCK I HAD A FEELING 
OH FUCK THEYRE FAKLING IN THE WATER
OH MY GOD WTF
Ep. 7
Oh they are under under.
My worst fear lowkey
oh shit…
OH SHIT THEY ARE SO CUTE AWWWW
poor kenji… awww fuck this is so sad. 
Who is this guy??
Uh oh… the dpw
Kenji poor baby
WHAT ARE YALL JUST DOUING SITTING THERE???
Ben really? Ductape
That’s my strong girls 
Nah this shit is terrifying 
Oh thank god 
Oh shit we’re finding out what happened 
Aww a little girl 
Oop corruption… but for a good cause?
Oh shit
How tf did Brooklynn not feel those footsteps?
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.
Is Brooklynn actually dead? Moment of truth.
Awww no no no no 😭 Darius fuckkkkk 😢
I can’t believe they actually showed a pool if blood. Brooklynns pool of blood
Wait so they saw her dead body? So she’s actually dead? Or what?
Oh fuckkkkkklk 😖 
STOP 😭
AWWW YASAMMY IS SO FUCKING CUTW AWWWWv
Not the random Italian 😭
OOH FUCK NOT THE PASSWORD UH OH
STFU DUDE
Ben was WAITING to throw those phones
Yaz I love you. “I am so going to haunt them from beyond the grave.”
I KNEW THE ROOM WE SAW WAS BROOKLYNN’S PLACE
Her house is so cuteeee
Please Sammy your voicemail 😭 I love how we’re getting to hear everyone’s voicemail
Awww
Oooh the plot thickens
Oh shitttt BROOKLYNN WTF ARE U DOING?
A FEW MILLION?? PASS THAT ON OVER RIGHT OVER HERE
OH SHIT
Ep. 8
WTF ARE YALL DOING WHY ARE YOU DIRECTLY IN THE CAGE WITH THE DINO ARE YOU ACTUALLY INSANE ATP YOU’RE GIVING IT A FREE MEAL YAZ WTF ARE YOU DOING YALL ARE TESTING FATE RN
KENJI YOU CANT BE SCREAMING LIKE THAT ALSO WTF WAS THAT SCREAM but also I can’t judge that’s me when I see a spider 
Oh I forgot abt all of those voicemails Darius sent
Aw lowkey poor dinosaurs
Who is he?
Kenji you’re such a goofball. Eew no I take it back gagging barfing gross wtf 
No Brooklynn what’d we say abt the baby talk pls no
Yes, Darius I am sufficiently uncomfortable 
Uh oh the boys are tussling I’m getting flashbacks to Ben and Darius 
Awww dariusssss 😭
Camp fam try not to get recognized by strangers challenge quick, start
Damnnn Sammy that was smooth. 
Darius… why are you in that gross ass tub
Camp fam boys try not to be gross challenge 
WHATTT
HANDS TO MY MOUTH IM ACTUALLY SHOOK RN
WDYM “I WAS IN LOVE WITH BROOKLYNN”
I DIDNT THINK THERED BE DINOSTAR WTF
OMG
Please get out of the fucking tub
You don’t know what’s been done in there
Are we just abandoning all self respect we have 
HOLY SHIT
oh is it the video? The video of her death?
Bumpyyyy
Oh fuck… 
YAZ 😭😭😭 “boo.” Please I love youuu
Right, that’s my reaction lmao
Oop Brooklynns mad
Nah cause she stared at that dinosaur for 3 straight up seconds girl has your time on numblar taught you anything??
In my Abby Lee voice: “BROOKLYNN HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?!”
no wonder your ass got ate
I’m sorry that’s mean.
I love you girly
Oh fuck.
Girly is dead
😭😭😭
“You and me, we’re brothers right?” STOP YOURE BREAKING MY HEART 😭😭😭😭😭
Stoppppp
Will we ever find out why Darius wasn’t there??
Oop dinosaurs 
What’s wrong with bumpy??
AHHHH SHE SAID IT SHE SAID THE CHAOS LINE “maybe not”
“What are you looking at?” Pftttt
Uh oh. He’s dead…
Oh well
Oh now they’re really looking 
“Yeah I don’t like that at all.” Yeah but I loveeee you Sammy 
Ep. 9
Poor Sammy but girl you need to chill
Bumpy???
Awww. I love yasammy and seeing them work through the it issues. ASWWWWWWW
OOH the gangs all here
How tf did Darius and Kenji scale that fence
Oh shit,
Miss ma’am you are too pretty to be participating in nefarious acts like this 
Lmfao “okay we get it you’re a climber”
What did I tell you girl? Way too pretty to be doing this shit
Come on Kenji put those protein drinks to work
Yaz wearing a crop top 🥰
Awww bunny nooo fuck fuck
Awww Ben 💔
Oh fuck no I would not be climbing up there 
the gangs all here
Okay kenji 
Damn Sammy you stay trying to knock kenji out I love you ❤️ 
Also the part where Yaz is covering both their mouths? So badass
Awww reunion how sweet
PFTTT DARIUS 
BUMPY NOOOO 😭
Oh so when they said international they meant international 
Oh shit…fuck… Brooklynn :(
LMFAO BEN
Oh…Ben 
Bumpy…
OH SHIT BUMPY IS SHE HAVING…
OH WAIT SAMMY’S SO PRETTY
FUCK WAIT BUMPY
NOOOOOOOO WTF
OH WAIT WTF
SAMMMYYYY 
STOP FOOLING US
YALL R SO WROMG FOR THAT
LMFA “DON’T THINK ABT IT BUD” 
cmon did you rlly have to ruin the happy moment?
Ep. 10
HOLY SHIT LAST EPISODE 
Oh the plot THICKENS 
SAMMY I LOVE YOU
OKAY BIG BEN OH SHIT BIG BENS DOWN
SAMMY I FUCKING LOVE YOU
OH SHIT OH SHIT THE TENSION IS INCREASING
NOOONOT HER SHE SCARES ME
AHHH I WANNA GO HOME
SHE CANT BE FUCKING REAL 
oh shit…
WAIT so it was the atrociraptors that killed Brooklynn???
OH FUCK HOW IS THIS A KIDS SHOW
YOU KNOW WHERE WHAT!?!?
OH FUCK
OH FUCK IT SMELLS THEM
OH SHIT
OH FUCK?
what if it’s Ronnie?
Oh it’s Mateo okay. 
TORO??
Aww yasammy
DAMN THAT SHOT WAS COOL THE TREX AND THE EXPLOSION 
HE PUNCHED IT 
AHHHHHH YAZ SAMMY YASAMMY OH MY GOD “MY GIRL” OH MY FUCKING GODDDD
NOW THAT WAS A SHOT STRAIGHT FROM TEXAS
THE KICK!?.
OH MY GODDDD HES ABOUT TO DO THE THING 
HES DOING THE THING OH MY GOD THE PARALLELS 
HOLY SHIT THIS SCENE IS INCREDIBLE 
THAT FUCKING ROAR
Oh?? The Broker??
HAHAHA THATS WHAT YOU GET 
WHY IS THIS BITCH STILL ALIVE AND HERE?
OH FUCK BYE BITCH WITH THAT UGLY ASS HAIRCUT 
Lmfao not them shitting on kenjis camper
Are they going to Brooklynn’s apartment?? Abroad?? 
THE LOOKS OF SHOCK ON THEIR FSCES RIGHT BEN THAT WAS MY REACTION 
AWWW NOT THE UNREQUITED LOVE TROPE
AWW FUCK :( :(
YAY WERE GOING ON AN ABROAD JOURNEY 
JESUS FUCK MATTEO 
OH MY GODDDD WERE GOING ON A TRIP IN OUR FAVORITE CARGOSHIP 
RONNIEEEEEE HI DARLING
OH WAIT WTF RONNIE WHATE R U DOING DONT TELL ME…
wait…… is she texting…
Wait wait wait this could be either good or bad but I’m thinking good
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WAS RIGHT WE WERE RIGHT RUGHT 
OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY GODDDDDDDD WE WERE RIGHT 
OH MY GOD SHES ALIVE AND SHE LOOKS SO BADASSS
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bones-of-a-rabbit · 9 months
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Alright fellas new au time here we go
I’m pressed for time rn so I’m just gonna copy paste what I’ve put on discord but uh basically. Sun n Moon r both deities and also the undercover ‘haha hello fellow mortals’ leaders of their respective temples and Reader is a sad n nervous n shy Mysterious Stranger who joins th temples in search of a new meaning in life,, and yea they all fall in love lol not even sorry
Ok copy paste here we go,
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Ok I was blanked out on my meds n sleepy when I put this in a diff DCA discord but now I can’t stop thinkin abt it so I’m gonna drop it in here too:
hhhhfjfgfhf gods/deities sun/moon au where they r their own priests and y/n joins th temple to escape their Mysterious Sad Tragic Backstory and Sun/Moon r doing this doublespeak act of being both deities and their own follower LMAO
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y/n: i guess the moon deity didn't like the offering i left for them,, : (
sun, fuckin SEETHING: aw don't say that! SOME deities just,, work in mysterious ways!
later, moon: just chillin in the Astral Plane or smthn
sun, kicking the door in: MOON WHAT THE FUCK YOU COULDVE AT LEAST SAID *THANK YOU*
-BONUS POSSIBLE READER LORE:-
okay more abt gods/priests sun n moon au.
Y/N is a *former* god- they used to be a small-coven deity, basically like a folktale god known only to the local village, when the people who believed in them turned on them (were they arrogant? did they do nothing wrong and the people were just peeved at their lack of action during tragedy? maybe it was just a slow turning from them being seen as a benevolent god to a spiteful one?? idk) and their temple was burned to the ground and their name forcibly removed from any records. rip y/n's godhood lol
In the process of losing everything that beholds them as a deity, they were stripped of their deity traits and cast to the mortal world/plane as basically Just Another Dude to attone??? ig? idk anyway they go on a life of wandering trying to find a new sense of purpose and then one day come across Sun n Moon's place and r like 'maybe i was meant to be a follower? and not a leader??' and rlly they r just a sad and lonely and confused lil moron
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oh my god OH MY GOD IM SO HAPPY TO WAKE UP TO CHAPTER FOUR YOU HAVE NO IDEAAAA
okay insights, i love dustin & bug soooo much like they're literally the cutest siblings everrrr, makes me wish i had a younger cutesy brother.
and can i just say i KNEW that mrs. waters was connected to mrs. driscoll??? like my GUT SAID IT. at first i thought omg what if mrs. waters is that old lady then i remembered noooo the name was different but i immediately thought that they're connected in some way and I WAS RIGHT
dude, the scene where bug is sitting on steve's lap ??? -$(1)#+8292(2(2(+22 i LOST IT LIKE HOLY SHIT
(i will not be complaining anymore about why they're being idiots because i understand and love them and im lowkey loving the slow burn) and we're getting cloooose to chapter 6 so that's lovely, the wait is almost over :D
the fight with nance? INSANE. i genuinely never thought nancy could be mad a bug but cmon it's nancy, her anger is always on her nose annnnd absolutely get where she's coming from i mean but poor bug :( baby's just trying to be there for everyone but everything keeps going wrong.
i love erica & bug. im pretty sure she'll start sticking close to bug now that all of this is happening, can't wait to see that development
and my baby robin is down BADDDDD. it's okay, robin we GET IT.
"Hendersons with Harrington" SO FUCKIN ADORABLE ISTGGGGG
also did bug faint at the end? or is she having a panic attack, a bit confused lmao
and lastly, i was thinking about come home yesterday and how everything might take place and season 3, im excited to know what's up BUT season 4 is going to be so JUICYYYY. with the byers moving, the kids getting so big. what's gonna be bug's college scene. AND HER RELATIONSHIP WITH EDDIE I AM SO FUCKIN EXCITED TO SEE THATTTTT
okay now i take your leave, thanks for feeding us, m. love you <3
dustin n bug <333 theyre the best siblings i ADORE THEM !!! and as for mrs waters u were right 🤭🤭 she honestly has no real weight besides being bugs boss and knowing mrs driscoll, but i thought itd be a cool tie in and im happy you loved that lil detail ;)
CHAPTER 6 WILL BE YALLS FAVORITE I PROMISE !!!!! GIMME TIME
nancy :( i love her character but yeaaaah shes always been very defensive and prideful (and a girlboss but still) and it was just all her stress piling up. hearing your bfs bff knows more than you do about his feelings ??? guy wrenching and id throw up tbh. bug is stronger than me
and bug didnt faint its the elevator scene !! where they all just fall down the elevator shaft into doom lmao.
season 4 will be a beast and you pointed out some things i cant touch on rn for spoilers but ‼️‼️ beware ‼️‼️
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bonnielunkas · 5 months
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okay hear me out, hurricane paranormal society dashboard simulator
actually that's a dumb idea forget i said anything
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🎮 gamerswag39
jesus fucking christ i'm so upset rn. literally got a call over NOTHING. so what if the animatonics are moving at night that doesn't mean shit man. they move at night at my location. they move at night at the pizzaplex. they moved at night in the 80's and 90's. they just do that. and then they had the nerve to get mad at me for not wanting to deal with it? like? just get a technician to deal with it if it's that big of a problem?
📞 phone-a-dude
lmao didn't they like. kill night guards in the 80's/90's
🎮 gamerswag39
yeah? jake our boss's husband literally got assaulted by mangle?
📞 phone-a-dude
yeah i remember him talking about that lmao
📞 phone-a-dude
just checked some company records my dad almost got killed by chica back in like 93 lol
🎮 gamerswag39
didn't your dad literally kill those kids?
📞 phone-a-dude
lmfao yeah
💙 stanleyblogs
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⚙ exo-gurl
Alright, today's the day guys, gonna be showing off the exosuit in my robotics class. (Made it with a bit of help from @ history-with-shelly but no one in my class needs to know that. Thanks btw Shelly, you're a real one.)
⚙ exo-gurl
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'M GONNA KILL REED STRAIGHT UP TOMORROW. IT IS ON. SIGHT. THEY ARE SO DEAD.
⚙ exo-gurl
HEY SO GUESS WHO HAS A BUNCH OF BROKEN BONES AND DIDN'T KNOW UNTIL AFTER GETTING INTO A REALLY NASTY FIGHT
🖥 coding-and-cats
you're welcome 👍
⚙ exo-gurl
YOU ARE LITERALLY THE REASON THEY'RE BROKEN IN THE FIRST PLACE. DIE.
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🌀 tgirl-sonic-the-hedgehog
Me and my gf are going on a date later hopefully nothing weird or paranormal happens!
🌀 tgirl-sonic-the-hedgehog
Hey what the fuck is Faz-goo and why is this random kid I don't know warning me about it.
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🔧 cob-rulez
not to name names, but istg i'm this close to dropping one of my friends. he literally went like, 50 in a school zone, almost ran over tobes' boyfriend, and he didn't even fucking apologize? he just kept driving like that didn't happen? like? wtf?
(pete when you see this i'm really sorry my friend almost hit you)
🏈 absolutely-footballin
YOU WERE IN THAT TRUCK TOO????
🔧 cob-rulez
yes unfortunately.
💛 aimees-corner
And this is why I've been telling you to drop him for the last few years.
🔧 cob-rulez
in my defense i haven't been in a truck with him before i thought everyone was just like, exaggerating when they said he's a terrible driver
💛 aimees-corner
Need we forget all the times he's ended up on the news? Enough to where there's a whole post about it?
🛻 trucks-n-shit
gang i'm like, RIGHT HERE.
🌐 certified-hurricane-moment
Certified Hurricane Moments in history
🔧 cob-rulez
HELLO?
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🧃 applesauceboy
Okay so I kinda always figured? I was adopted? Since me and my parents don't look alike at all. But WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE AN OLDER BROTHER I JUST NEVER KNEW ABOUT? I'm hanging out with him right now and like? How did we just never know?
🧃 applesauceboy
His name is Devon btw if like, any of you guys know him.
📓 kaiju-fanboy
I work with him, I guess? He joined the paranormal team I'm in because he accidentally killed a classmate once.
🧃 applesauceboy
HUH?
OZ YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT LIKE IT'S A NORMAL THING?
👾 gregorygaming
oh yeah I know him too lol. apparently he went to that abandoned freddy's out in the woods with his friend and said classmate and the classmate put on a springlock suit and bled out? but then devon went back a week later and his classmate was there and they were fine and then everyone just moved on like nothing happened.
🧃 applesauceboy
WHAT
🧃 applesauceboy
NO WAY YOU GUYS ARE BEING FOR REAL I'M GONNA ASK HIM.
🧃 applesauceboy
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE ACTUALLY DID THAT SHIT?
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🦊 yargfoxyforever
hey guys what does it mean if my cousin has blue eyes and his name is freddy and he's really nice
💖 m4rl3y
Alec please stop borderline shit-talking my younger brother I really don't see what the issue is
🦊 yargfoxyforever
chat, Does She Know?
💖 m4rl3y
Alec what does that mean
💖 m4rl3y
Alec
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🐻 mnm-fazbear-facts
Hey guys, Mandy here with some exciting news!!!! I'm gonna be visiting Utah next week to see my friends!!!! I'll let you guys know if I can learn any cool info on this trip!!! See you guys in a week!!!! ^v^
🐻 mnm-fazbear-facts
Guys I think I'm being haunted.
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🧢 thegreendemon
WHO TOLD MY BROTHER ABOUT KELSEY
🧢 thegreendemon
@ kaiju-fanboy @ gregorygaming YOU TWO.
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🌹 heather-the-musical
This close to kicking this random blonde dude out of Film Club, he's annoying when it comes to directing and he can't use a camera to save his life.
🌹 heather-the-musical
No fucking way he just showed me literal footage of a Freddy's just to prove he's a good camera man. What the fuck.
🌹 heather-the-musical
IS THAT A GHOST?
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💀 tomb-and-gloom
like this post if you love yuri
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🍀 sir-gee-oh
stuck on a phone call with matt. ignoring him isn't enough i need to kill this guy.
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Abbott 2.15 Thoughts:
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ABBOTT TIME. I drew this last night because I didn’t have the episode to obsess over.
“I am one minor inconvenience away from putting this whole day in rice.” What a glorious expression, omg.
Ava about Jacob’s carrot cookies: “Mm, no. Just looking at them almost put me over the top.” WKWJWNSNS. Also, Ava’s entirely pink pantsuit, omfg. Hot.
Melissa having her kids in line two seconds into the fire alarm vs. Ava HIGH-TAILING it OUT OF THERE QKQKWNDNSKAK. (It’s funny and so consistent with what we know about her!! She’s a Doomsday prepper! She’s always fearing the worst!)
YOU’RE FUCKING KIDDING ME. I WAS ANGST-POSTING ABOUT BARB’S CANDLE ACCIDENTALLY BURNING HERS AND MEL’S TABLE AND IT HAPPENED!!!!!!!!! LISTEN!
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Mel: “Because as someone who wanted to be a firefighter, I hate fires. They sicken me. I want to fight them.” / Barb: “Smoke and fire—the devil’s fresh air.” Get you two girlfriends who have very strong opinions about fires.
The actor who plays Captain Robinson looks so familiar to me, omg. I’ve seen this dude before, but WHERE?
QQKWJWNWJEJEJDDJ, Ava’s prepper video. She’s gonna fight fire with fire.
“Facebook crashing—that’s for the older teachers… and a lice outbreak—for the white teachers.” Lmfao.
“Oh, my God. Someone’s trying to use cashmere and Jesus to blackmail Barbara.” / “You mean frame.” / “Semantics.” QOQOQKQMSNDNSJSJJSS. Name another show on air rn that’s funnier than this. Goddamn.
Mel about a fire truck: “Yeah, that’s—that’s one big daddy.” SOBBING. DON’T SAY IT LIKE THAT.
“That’s where youse all work those cute little puppy dog eyes to get the firefighters to let us play on the truck.” AOQMQWNSN. She is so fucking adorable.
Mel’s uncle being a firefighter and Joe maybe having been a firefighter!
“Wow… would you look at this big hunk of”—the firefighter assumes she’s coming over to flirt—“metal.” AKQWMENDJE.
“See, this is why I love fire trucks. I get older—they stay the same.” WOQOWJDNS. I’m losing it.
HOT COUNSELOR. WE DID IT, FANDOM. WE MANIFESTED HOT COUNSELOR.
“It is late morning, and the container is still completely full. I’ll pass.” QQKWJWJWJSJSJSDS.
“Me? Oh, I’m just fine.” Barbara Howard being in full mask mode. Oh, my God.
“Are you writing I’m fine?” / “Well, that’s a lot of writing for ‘I’m fine.’” / “It’s just two words and one of them is a contraction.” Not only does Barbara have to assert to herself that she’s fine, but she also has to be externally validated that other people are buying into her outward shields as well.
“So if there’s anyone to blame, it would be the wind.” 😭 Sobbing.
“Yes, but it seems like you’re an investigator of feelings. And I want you to know that I am feeling just fine.” Barbara spiraling. Y’all, I can’t do this.
Janine trying to use the trauma counselor like a therapist. 😭
Mel showing off her knowledge about fire trucks. This girl is hyperfixated!!!! She’s just like me, fr!! AKANSNSS, her getting inside the truck and honking the horn.
Gregory needing to put on his sweater + that little smirk he gives to the camera. AJWNDNS. God, I love him. / The counselor going, “We’ll dig into that later.” WKWKEJDNS.
“I’ve longed for protocol. This is the best day of my life.”
Gregory guessing that almost everyone in the book except for Barbara is not well-adjusted because no one expects for her to fall apart. She’s so good at keeping it together. Oh, my fucking GOD. (Also, lmao, at Mr. Johnson being the singlemost well-adjusted man the counselor has ever met.)
“I’m talking about Barbara Howard.” / “Are you sure don’t mean Janine?” NOT GREGORY GESTURING AT KID HEIGHT. ANQJWJKWDJ.
“Nothing shakes up people more than a fire. There’s usually something under the surface.” / “I feel like you’re reading her wrong. Barbara is the most put together and collected person at this school.” Sobbing. And then Barbara comes in AGAIN to reiterate that she’s fine. She has to hear SOMEONE ELSE tell her and confirm that she’s fine. She’s so insecure if she perceives that people aren’t buying her “I’m fine/I’m perfect” shtick. JESUS. I’m so normal about Barbara Howard.
WOQQKSJSJS. Barbara has never listened to Chaka Khan’s “Through the Fire” on her PANDORA. That is such a perfect detail. These writers know their characters so well.
Gregory coming to check in on Barbara. 🥺
“You are not a principal, Gregory. You are but a child.” HELP.
“I’m as good as it gets. Perfect, even.” I am UNWELL about this woman.
“Gregory, I am spiritually tenured. Mandates are nothing more than fervent suggestions. Ava would let me skip this.” QOQKQKWKWIEJDNSNSN. I know all my Barbava friends screamed.
“And don’t you think that if anyone should attend the fire safety meeting, it should be you, considering…?” 😭😭
“My shawl caught fire on a stained-glass Jesus candle. Nobody got hurt. So why don’t we all just put this ordeal behind us and move forward?”
Gregory putting his foot down!!!
“I miss Ava.” THE EMPHASIS IN MRS. BARBARA HOWARD’S VOICE. WKWNSNS. JERI, JERI, ARE YOU OKAY?
Melissa’s kids being bored af akkwjwiwjdnsw.
Gregory confiding in Janine about his worries about Barb, and Janine immediately going through the gamut of concerned questions. 😭 That’s their MOM.
“Doesn’t even make sense. Why would a fire own sunglasses?” Lmfao.
“Less of a question and more of a comment. I could run this meeting in my sleep.” Her energy in this episode GOD.
Melissa’s dreams of being a firefighter crushed by misogyny. 😭
“You can’t spell firefighter without ‘her.’” JACOB KQOQKWWKEJD.
Teddie trying to be Barbara’s supporters behind her, but Gregory getting himself into some deep shit by intuiting that Barbara’s insecurity is “getting older and becoming forgetful.” Melissa, indignant, protective: “What the hell?”
“You have no idea the nonsense that teachers get away with here repeatedly, but the one time I light a candle for peace of mind, without ever having a prior problem, you want to take it away from me. Well, that is unfair and ridiculous!” I AM SOBBJNG.
MEL RUNNING AFTER HER. THOSE ARE MY WORK WIVES.
Barbara in her classroom, arms crossed over her chest, breathing heavily. Hhhgh, and Mel immediately showing up to console her.
WOWOQKSNSJW, MEL TRYING TO CONSOLE HER VIA SHOWING HOW HOT SHE LOOKS NEXT TO A FIRE TRUCK. “Hard to be mad when I look that good.”
“Your hair matches the truck. Marvelous.” This is a funny line, but the way Barbara’s voice is on the verge of breaking. I’m going to McFucking lose it, and Melissa hears it too.
“You wanna talk about it?” Barbara initially shakes her head and repeats the same refrain she’s been peddling all episode, “I’m fine.” But then, because it’s Melissa, because she feels safe with her, she turns around and confides. “Been dealing with Gerald’s health.” There are tears in my eyes.
Melissa, wide-eyed, so goddamn tender: “Barb.” / “We had a prostrate situation.”
Melissa puts a hand on Barbara’s arm: “Oh, no. Oh, my gosh. Is he okay?” All of the mirth Mel has displayed throughout the entire episode is gone. She’s so present and sensitive to Barbara Howard.
“Yeah, doctor call this morning, said he is in the clear.” / Melissa, exhaling in relief: “Oh, thank God.” / “But those PSA numbers came back high. And y-y’know, the past few days, just waiting to find out the results, it’s been stressful.” / “Of course. I’m so sorry. I’m sorry I didn’t know.” Melissa’s voice being as gentle as it is literally going to break me.
“Well, all I could do was light my candle and pray… what was I gonna do? Sit around and worry about it all day? That never does any good.” Sheryl Lee Ralph, I’m sending you my therapy bill, and also nominating you for another Emmy. 😭
“Right? That’s life. Just always something coming at ya. You just gotta keep on truckin’.”
“I mean, if we were to blab every time life got hard, we would be…” / “Janine.” / GOD WKQOWKWDNKEJWJEJDNSS.
“Janine,” Barbara repeats, and they both laugh. Melissa teased that beautiful laugh out of her, and you can see that Barb has exhaled a little bit, just being able to confide in one of the people she loves and trusts most in this world. Don’t talk to me for 3-7 business days. I’m a WRECK.
“Oh, I’m glad he’s okay, honey.” And Mel goes in for the hug, but Barb’s back in composure mode, and she resists the full version. She’s still clearly… unsettled. 😭
MEL STEALING THE FIREFIIGHTER’S KEYS SJSJIWJS.
IT’S A FIFTY-SEVEN STEP RECIPE. AKQKWNSNWJS.
Jacob engineering a situation where they can use the aerial for Melissa. That’s his work mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Well, either way, I will not be lighting my candle anymore. And that’s life, right? Right?” 😭 Life has only taught her that she has to repress the things that give her comfort. Ma’am.
BARBARA CONSOLING HER STUDENT. I’M INCONSOLABLE.
“You know it’s okay to feel scared. You don’t have to pretend that you’re not. Pretending can make it harder.” And then she reaches out and offers the student her hand. “You know; sometimes Mrs. Howard gets scared… and upset too.” Her smile briefly falls, her mask. “And that’s okay. Okay?” I’m sk fucking. I am 😭😭😭
MELISSA ON THE AERIAL!!!!!! JACOB BEING PUMPED.
“Ooh, should she really be up there in heels?” / “She’s wearing a helmet.” AKQOQKWISNSJ
“Hey, why don’t you try playing a sport that actually involves balls—like downhill skiing.” AQoqojqqoJQJWJDJD.
The Schemmentis being a legend. 😭 THE FIRE BEING STARTED BY HER OTHER UNCLE. “And I’m not snitching. He’s proud of it!”
Barbara clearing things up with the counselor!!! The counselor suggesting a day off!!!!!!!!! The counselor KNOWING that she can’t call it a mental health day because Barbara would never take it because she doesn’t consider her mental health as being a valid reason for taking care of herself. 😭
Barb taking the day off!!!!!!!!
“Just because you’ve got a round face like the Teletubbies sun baby doesn’t mean that the world revolves around you.” OQKQWKSNSNSN, AVA, MA’AM, I MISSED YOU. They write the funniest shit for her.
Ava trying to send Barb to the spa!! Barb spending time with her hubby. Listen, I’m sentimental.
MELISSA THINKING THE COOKIES ARE DELICIOUS SJSJDJS.
Perfect, perfect, perfect episode. I’m not going to stop thinking about it for five weeks. Oh, my God.
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oh yeah no I've def read him & him & him and I kind of thought of it but I wasn't sure if you would have read it
I think that dynamic would work without having to figure out how to broach the like, pseudo-incest with what is essentially step/adopted siblings of them doing anything with eachother lmao they just share the girly they like bc they're both mature (and maybe recreate the shower scene I meannnnnnn… >>) and they're both SOOOO busy with their jobs and stuff and this way you're always taken care of
they def would be sly towards eachother sometimes tho it'd be hilarous
AND YES TWO AGAINST ONE YOURE PROLLY NEVER WINNING EVER BC THOSE FUCKERS ARE SO SMART
I also think pops would really like reader bc reader 'loves' ace (obvi platonic, brotherly love) and ace realizes and FEELS loved and that's something he doesn't get a lot of course pops is gonna favor someone who makes his boy feel loved (smol creature HAHAHAHA ITS LIKE A PET)
god I can just imagine a like competition in both boys heads about who can fluster you the most and you're like obvi so so so spoiled bc I think of them both as very attentive and buy you all the stuffs even tho you're like omg STOP
you're also spoiled by the fucking other brothers cause they think you're cute as a button and if there was any flirting from other brothers I think it'd be funny cause ace would be like….. dude I don't see the appeal and meanwhile you're oblivious to it
I saw you replied to this and I had to make sure I was fully awake before reading bc I knew it was gonna make my brain go brrr and it did if you write this I'll die in the best way you might even get me squealing at work seeing a chapter update (I am very subtle but it happens with birds of a feather sometimes xD)
my brain is all over the place rn but AHHHH fuck Sabo just snuck up on me goddamn this is very much like what happened with marco I just casually was like oh okay I like him and then it spiraled and then you started posting about him and I was like !!!! okay in my brain hardcore then thanks
Sorry to throw more in your brain <3 (I'm not HAHAH even your replies are killing me with the thoughts)
Yeah, I feel like I could dip my toes in a little. Marco and Ace are adopted brothers, and Sabo is Ace's honorary brother with Luffy, and Sabo and Luffy live with the other boys, and they're not like, outsiders, but the vibes/connection between Sabo and Marco isn't really brotherly.
Sabo's a little too independent and I feel like he has weird feelings about Siblings because of Stuffy, or Sterry or whatever the heck that guy's name is.
Sabo and Marco are both pretty open minded on top of it, so they're not likely to get physical with one another without the reader there, but they're not against adding to whatever pleasure is happening, even if it means interacting with one another. Not that it happens often, but I imagine the first time those two share a kiss the reader nearly dies from how hot it is. >.> ("awww, our little bird is all flustered about for being left out." and then you're just drown in kisses against your neck and lips and such.)
I feel like Sabo calls you his little dove, or songbird, and Marco calls you pretty bird, and they'll refer to you as their little bird or sweet dove when it's relating you to both of them.
There's gonna be at LEAST one time where the Reader gets a leg up on Marco and Sabo - and probably only because Thatch, Izou and Ace help her set everything up. XD Some kind of surprise or something and they both come home at the same time and are just agog by it and it's her victory until they pick their jaws up off the floor and turn the tables XD
Similar as they are, Sabo's a little meaner behind closed doors, enjoying teasing and overstimming and edging and please do cry oh so sweetly for him, but just for him, no one else is allowed to make you cry.
Marco's a little sweeter, he loves to hear you sing for him, struggling in whatever binds or sensory deprivations he's got going.
The two of them together are overwhelming, which is a reason why most of your forays with either are 1:1 and not 2:1.
One of the first real issues between the three of them is Shanks, who is just as sweet on you as he is on Marco, and that first little pang of jealously when he starts wooing Marco that the reader feels is the first "oh, I'm jealous." A little self-doubt like maybe you shouldn't try to get near Marco cause Shanks is closer to his age, and gorgeous (and maybe you shouldn't get near Sabo cause Koala is closer in age, and gorgeous)
>.>
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MILLION DOLLAR GIRL
Cole McWard x Old Money!reader
for clarification y/n is not related to the hughes she’s just rlly close with them and is practically a sister to them and Trevor. The title is a play on “Million Dollar Man” by Lana Del Rey
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y/n.user one for the money, and two for the show 🫶🏻💋
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_quinnhughes leave my son ALONE.
jackhughes when do i get to meet the little guy?
y/n.user Jack Rowden Hughes i swear to god.
jackhughes sorry mom
colemcward what am i marrying into
-quinnhughes who said anything abt marrying?
y/n.user this is why i said don’t say anything 🤦🏻‍♀️
colemcward i had fun seeing you cry over paintings from 200 years ago!! 💚
y/n.user this is not funny (i love you) 💙
user1 i will cry
_quinnhughes me too tbh
trevorzegras y/n can pull?!?
y/n.user do you not remember senior year?
trevorzegras NVM ABANDON SHIP ABORT MISSION 🚨🚨
y/n.user that’s what i thought Zegras
colemcward what happened senior year 🤨
trevorzegras nothing coley
_quinnhughes he had a HUGE crush on y/n and wanted to asked her to prom
trevorzegras i then realized that she was basically my sister and i told her abt it like two months later before she moved to Ohio and i lost feelings LMAO
y/n.user HE ALMOST ASKED ME TOO I REMEMBER WE WERE IN SCIENCE AND HE WENT TO ASK ME SOMETHING AND STUMBLED ON HIS WORDS LMAOO
trevorzegras Sweet mother of Christ
colemcward I’M CRYING JESUS
y/n.user hes literally crying rn i’m not kidding
trevorzegras i’m glad one of us thinks this is funny
jackhughes HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABT THIS?!?
lhughes_06 you were too busy with your gf at the time 🙄
_quinnhughes yeah jack we tried to tell you but you didn’t think it was funny
jackhughes i cannot recall this
lhughes_06 it was the night y/n did her taylor swift album slideshow
jackhughes OH YES I DO REMEMBER LMAOO
y/n.user you got pissed at me that i put 1989 and speak now at 1 and 2
jackhughes BECAUSE FEARLESS IS SEVERELY UNDERRATED
y/n.user I PUT IT AT 3??
jackhughes IT DESERVES A FIRST PLACE GOLD PRIZE
colemcward do you still have the slideshow @/y/n.user ??
y/n.user yes, Cole
colemcward i know what we’re doing tonight…🤗
y/n.user sweet baby christ
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y/n.user i love you so much oh my god
colemcward i love you too, pretty girl
_quinnhughes i will vomit (this is so cute)
trevorzegras you’re ruining the moment, huggy
colemcward yeah dad. stop.
y/n.user DAD IS SO FUNNY UR KIDDING
_quinnhughes is this what having kids feels like?
jackhughes you would know, father of the year 🏆
trevorzegras be nice to my sister
y/n.user we’re not related, Z
colemcward i don’t intend to hurt her ever. i’m being so dead serious rn
trevorzegras he passed.
y/n.user TREVOR ELIZABETH ZEGRAS
trevorzegras JOKES ON YOU I DON’T HAVE A MIDDLE NAME HAHA
colemcward you have one now. And it’s Elizabeth
trevorzegras ik 😔
jackhughes BRING HIM TO NJ SO WE CAN GO TO NYC TOGETHER PLEASE
y/n.user STOP BEGGING MY BOYFRIEND TO GO SEE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA WITH YOU
colemcward I WILL GO IF SHE LETS ME JACK I PROMISE 🫡
y/n.user fine.
colemcward YESSS
jackhughes WE WONN
y/n.user not quite…
jackhughes you’re coming too?!
y/n.user 🤗
jamie.drysdale DUDE THE VAN GOGH EXIBIT IS SO FREAKING COOL
colemcward IK WE WERE TRIPPING OUT IT WAS SO FUN
y/n.user we both cried too 😊
colemcward we said that would never leave the museum
y/n.user i had my legs crossed
colemcward DAMN IT
y/n.user FORGET ALL THE TEARS YOU’VE CRIED
colemcward ITS OVEERRRRR
trevorzegras IT’S A NEW STATE OF MIND
y/n.user ARE YOU COMING MY BABY?!
jackhughes we can NOT let the three of them in the same house together. Ever.
y/n.user the lake house should be fun…
jackhughes QUINNN
_quinnhughes what do you want me to do?
jackhughes take care of them.
_quinnhughes why? solar power is literally one of the best songs on Lorde’s discography
jackhughes you too?! i’ve been betrayed
lhughes_06 get used to it, Jackeline. In this house, we stan Lorde
jackhughes quinny doesn’t live with us?
lhughes_06 THE METAPHORICAL HOUSE ROWDY
y/n.user you tell ‘em lukey pookie
_quinnhughes i hope you all seek help before i have to share a house with you this summer
colemcward don’t worry, dad. well fix em up before june !!
_quinnhughes thanks, son
y/n.user crying rn bc of my boyfriend and his father 🥹
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fandom-hoarder · 11 days
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I watched the new ep yesterday, but didn't have time to post my liveblog. Here's my lightly edited dm comments lol:
Luna and Cassie are so cute, please don't break my heart lol
Lmao everybody expecting Cordi to stay home and he just walks in 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 Dude, your ct scan is fine but YOU def are not
I missed the start of the boyle is dead convo, tried to skip back 10 seconds -- THERE'S A BUTTON FOR THIS -- and now it's just loading endlessly 🙃
Commercials 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
Lol ok, cordell's "lalala I'm here and I'm fine why are you looking at me weird😃😃😃" KILLED me
Like the class clown coming into class the next day when they KNOW they were suspended yesterday
HIT ME WITH COMMERCIALS AGAIN WTF
Witt omg wtf
Omfg
Omfg so he wasn't lying that they were after him lololol
Calling witt nimwit made me giggle lmfao
That "like father like daughter" line coming back as cordi looks at this board
Cordi your brain needs a break. You need some perspective
Trey WHY ARE YOU GOING EASY ABOUT THIS? YOU BELIEVE HIM ABOUT A JOG???
He's not gonna jog lol
He's gonna back out with liam lol
HAHHH CALLED IT
Going through the motions of joviality to try to get people off his obsessive trail
THE LETTERS
Augie overhearing!!
Hahhh Stella, you're not gonna tell him why you don't want to be in your dorm rn? 🙃🙃🙃
SHE IS HER FATHER'S CHILD
Ha Augie just said "starting to sound like dad"
Wow, lying about witt altogether, ok
GIRL
Augie, yes, god i hope this works
Lmfaooo cassie being mildly squicked about "boyfriend"
I love the perez siblings
Stella you are so not slick
So liam didn't take the letters either...
I almost had a heart attack thinking he meant he got rid of them jfc
Lmao this meet the brother thing is giving me secondhand embarrassment
Augie nice lol. You, however, ARE slick
WALKER!!
It's a birdwatcher!!!
Godddddd don't be mad at me🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
I'm not mad (just disappointed)
Omfg BREAK MY HEART it was an EMILY PHOTO
"Get help" for real 🥺😭
WILL THIS WAKE HIM UP OR DOES HE NEED TO HIT BOTTOM👀
Stella. WHAT are you doinggggg
IS THIS THE STRIP CLUB FROM HIS OPENING SCENE
STELLA knowing his stripper name lmfao
The way she's so uncareful about parking there and touching things and then as soon as i said that those guys come in
DO THEY WANT THEM TO FIND THE NECKLACE OR NOT, MY GOD
Stella... GODD that wasn't even what he needs to tell you. You really are just like your father, interrupting people with assumptuons and derailing IMPORTANT INFO
Stella you are so fucking stupid rn lmao
WHY IS THE NECKLACE SO IMPORTANT THOUGH. WHY IS NO ONE WONDERING
What is JOANNA'S connection to it. Please. Somebody.
Omg LUNA TRANSFERRED
Omg parallel scene with cordi and stella
Girl, they renovated the side step. Why would anything be in the cushions
"You told me to take the day and i did" YOU DID NOT LOLOL
Dude, you can't BE good at being a ranger if your head is so far in it you can't see
ARE YOU FUCKING. SERIOUS RIGHT NOW LOLOLOL HE PUT IT IN THE PIG'S HEAD
Aaah shit that letter was fast
I'll have to pause that again later
I wonder if that early scene about how heavy denise was, was actually groundwork for a future hoyt stash, or if that was a happy accident
I'm like, how much worse is this gonna get for Stella and Cordi…
The fact she's not keeping augie in the loop and no one fucking knows where she is or what she's doing
Also what fucking time of night is it, the side step is empty?
It's so... dean knocking sam out before going after metatron
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becauseplot · 8 months
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ok so i couldn't watch ordem paranormal quarentena live yesterday but im rotating it in my head at supersonic speeds. here have the reactions and notes i was taking while watching the VODs. i figured i'd just make it all one post since i'm super late to the party and i didn't rly feel like "lag"-blogging. (i am. so tired rn lmao)
Quackity will find a way to play the “asshole” character in every universe.
Luis: “My name is Luis Miguel….Kennedy :))” Cellbit, breaking character, pinching the bridge of his nose: “…Did you put ‘Kennedy’ in your name and you didn’t tell me?” (Honestly one of my favorite parts of the whole session HIS FACE)
Lucie IMMEDIATELY starting beef with the ten year old (good for her)
Wait did that doctor try to do a Schrödinger's cat demonstration with the cardboard box and poisoned tuna??? Aw that would've been so cool. I mean not for the cat but for me, personally. I would've found it cool. Man :(
Jeffery pulling a second box of pizza out of the aether to put over the smoke grenade. Loony toons ass motherfuckers.
Jeffery panic throwing the keys at Luis (Honestly same dude)
WALLACE!!
Holy FUCK the reveal of the blood covered corridor?? THE WAY CELLBIT INTRODUCED THE MONSTER?? Genuinely had me tensing up hooooo it was so good!! (Cellbit: “You can’t explain why…but you don’t want to look at what’s coming around the corner.” Me, with a hand over the screen: “Oh bestie you have no idea 😀”)
THE CHASE SEQUENCE RASHASHSHSRAAHAHHH <-me shaking it around in my mouth like a chew toy
Also all the sounds Cellbit makes? The acting of showing how the infecteds' bodies move?? He's so into it AUGHH he's such a good storyteller I'm going nuts.
Luis: “OMA CULERO BOOOOM!” *fucking decks the monster* (THIS PART HAD ME ROLLING OH MY GOD ROIER)
Baghera’s playstyle!! She always tries to go for the non obvious answer or a third option instead of whatever Cellbit throws at them. (Checking the metal pannel with the wires, trying to put out the boiler fire, going to check Luis’ wounds.) I bet it has something to do with the fact that she’s played rpg before, and MAN I love it.
Cellbit: “You reach behind you and you realize you don’t have your backpack.” Diego: “No, no, mi vida!!… Ohhh we’re all gonna die 0(-(“
Cellbit: “So Jeffery what’re you doing?” Jeffery: “Houghhhggh I’m throwin up, man.”
Benito isn’t an actual doctor?? The fuck lmao???
Benito: *cuts off Michael’s arm* “Ohhhhh you fucking dumbass I’m gonna keep this as a memory.” BENITO???????
Jeffery constantly throwing things at the wall when he’s upset fhdjkdkd 
Lucie climbing the FUCKING walls. YEAHH!! GET ON TOP OF THAT COMPUTER GO GO GO!!
Ohhhhhhh the killing the animal who's suffering question. Luis with the gun. And the suffering doctor.. And he said he'd end the animal's suffering. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Update: Benito also has beef with the same ten year old
They are playing hot potato with an infected fetus. They threw it at the little girl. Loony toons ass motherfuckers. (Again.)
These dumbasses are SO awful with kids lmao
Lucie the MVP LETSGO she's so smart I love her (a fucking twenty NINE dude holy SHIT she is carrying she is the moment she has the only functioning braincell in this entire facility)
RAHFDHGGAGHSARHGAH CHASE SEQUENCE PART TWO!!!
Character development ! Benito is willing to throw his phone :D (he doesn't though)
Luis I love you but I think you killed Lucie. A for effort though.
NEVERMIND Diego is the best he's helping Lucie I love him smmm
JEFFERY NOOOO YOU CANT DIE NOOOOOOOO
YEAHHHHH DIEGO LETSGOOOO
MICHAEL????????? MICHAEL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING RIGHT NOW?????????????
WHAT THE FUCK THEYRE GOIGN RTO BRAZILTHEYRHGOIENG TO BRASIXIZNGL WHATHHTHAHHHHTAWHAT
Wait what the fuck happened to Amy is she just like. Still sitting there. In the energy room. Crying. Oh my god they're so bad with kids.
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Would you please recommend mangas?
I'm not gonna lie to you, baby, my tastes are trash. You can call me the garbage man because bish I'm swimming in that shit, scooping it all up and dragging it back to my lil apt-- or maybe the Grinch... oh well!
Anywhoville, here are the mangas I've read physical copies of since this all started back on April 13th:
Fangs by Billy B-something - BL - I like their take on modern vampires. Could do without the crazy dude randomly (coincidentally) escaping from jail
Kaiju Girl Caramelize by someone - Straight, Romcom (wtvr that is in manga genres), takes place in a high school - hilarious and I love it
SpyxFamily also by someone - Idk what genre this is honestly but it's funny and good and I love it
Sleepy Princess In The Demon Castle - I have all 20 volumes because it is just a cute lil fun lil read
So I'm A Spider, So What - Okay, does the mc grind like crazy to level up? Yes but it's also hilarious and a lovely lil isekai about how a high schooler is reborn as a weak bb spider and becomes super op and challenges gods and demon lords ... 10/10, have every volume out rn and love it
Heaven Official's Blessing (light novels) - BL, Danmei - Listen. I love these lil fucks and I love how these are written -> Currently on book 2/5 in my lil shelf, six comes out in Sept I think
Given - BL - It's an okay series. I read it all (that's out), and it is amusing while reading, but ultimately probably won't read again
Fruits Basket - grew up on it, love it
Chobits - unfortunately grew up on it (why do I not remember how sexual this shit was like jfc did that throw me for a Loop lmao)
Savior's Book Cafe Story In Another World - Isekai (of a 30yo, not a teen for once), romance -- I adore this lil series. It's a cozy lil hug in a book
Uzumaki by Junji Ito - Horror - classic, love his art style and story telling, I don't find horror manga or anime scary though so I read it more like comedy tbh
I Want To Eat Your Pancreas - Tragedy(?), Romance(?), set in high school - I went into this expecting and knowing nothing and I enjoyed it a lot
A list of BL I read and enjoyed: I Didn't Mean to Fall in Love, There Are Things I Can't Tell You(💜), Sotus vol 1, Killing Stalking (??? is it BL idk,, it's B), Midnight Rain, The Flower That Seems To Truly Dance, Loved Circus, The Snake Who Loved A Sparrow (look out for anatomy oddities), Sasaki & Miyano, Secret XXX, Therapy Game
The Witch & The Beast
A Silent Voice
Fire Force, omnibus 1 (dunno about later ones cause this is the only series I didn't just buy complete)
My next reads are gonna be the series I just bought, so Demon Slayer, Ouran Host Club (again, childhood fave), Tokyo Ghoul, Tokyo Ghoul Re, & Choujin X.
After that, the next batch'll likely be: Bofuri, Arifureta, & Overlord (all isekai - or in Bofuri's case video game life). Which I can recommend watching in the anime forms as well.
But yeah those are pretty much all the series I like that I can name off the top of my hear rn. There are definitely quite a bunch I'm forgetting, but I cannot be bothered because this lil answer has already gone on for a long time and been interrupted 4+ times by my Boss' after hours inquiries into his own goddamn schedule I'm going to beat this man with a sandal
But yeah that's it, anon, pillage through my wares as you please!
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[Book One of Four]
Story: 4 out of 5 Smut: 4 out of 5
Wow. Really, just wow.
Kage really went and fell for his mark, huh? Turned the vanilla, never gonna find love again woman into a woman who craved every dark tendency he showed her.
I loved the suspense and mystery of it all. And let’s not forget the humor. Gotta love Sloane and her worry for her best friend’s love life.
This book really kept me on the edge of my seat, wondering and waiting for the other shoe to drop. And boy did it drop. It kind of broke my heart a little too. I loved that Natalie got her answers and came to terms with her love for Kage. I really hope these two pop up in the other books. I need to know how Natalie takes to ruling by Kage’s side.
Now enjoy my rambling thoughts…
* That breakup 😂 How’s the dude gonna be pissed when he’s the one breaking up with her? Insecure much? 😂
* I want the hot pirate with big dick energy. Sounds hot lmao
* “Sorry, Princess. If you’re looking for a knight in shining armor, you’re looking in the wrong fucking place.” — well, now I’m interested.
* Kage doesn’t like to break beautiful things? Wtf was he sent to do to Natalie?!
* Scary Kage just saw Natalie in her wedding dress and said it doesn’t suit her 🤦🏻‍♀️ That she’s beautiful but it has nothing to do with the dress. My fucking heart can’t handle this man rn.
* “I need to kiss you.” // “No.” // “Then come sit on my lap and let me finger fuck you while I feed you dinner.” — HOLY SHIT 🥵😂
* Sheriff Douche wants a second chance and was manhandling Natalie? Oh hell no. Thank god for Kage.
* Holy shit. He was sent to kill her?!
* Natalie has some amazing self control. How did she not fuck him on that table?!?!
* Jesus… this man is intense.
* Holy hell this man can kiss lol. How is she not taking him to bed asap?!
* “I’ll have to make you fall in love with me before I tell you all my darkest secrets.” // “Oh yeah? Why’s that?” // “So you won’t leave me… even though you’ll want to.” — fuckkkkk.
* Second in command to the Russian mafia. Surprisingly, I’m not turned off lmao. He said he was not a good man 🤷🏻‍♀️
* Her orgasmic bliss would be ruined by gunfire. What a bunch of cock blocks.
* After everything she had him take her to bed. So much for going on two dates before giving it up 😂
* Jesus. He fucked the shit out of her. And she still doesn’t know he was sent to kill her. The angst is gonna be angsting. And if her missing fiancé pops up, I’m gonna be pissed.
* And now Kage has found the sex toy drawer. I can’t 😂
* I love that Natalie is going through a rebirth and it’s dark… 😏
* Holy shit… so the fiancé was killed? At least that’s how Kage made it seem. I hope so.
* “My life doesn’t belong to me, do you understand? I made a vow. I took an oath and sealed it with blood. The Bratva is my family. The Brotherhood is my life. And there’s no way out of it. Blood in, no out. Not ever. Not even for love.” — and now my heart is broken.
* Oh shit. His boss is in charge of who he married and it’ll never be Natalie because he was supposed to kill her 😬 This whole relationship is a clusterfuck.
* Yikes. Someone’s stalking Natalie and she thinks it’s her ex… but girl! You’re dating a Russian mobster. It’s definitely one of his enemies.
* I FUCKING CALLED IT! And now Kage’s boss knows Kage disobeyed him, and he put a hit out on both Natalie and Kage, and FUCKKKKK!
* Oh goddammit. The dead fiancé isn’t as dead as we all thought and his name isn’t even David! Wtf.
* Holy fuck. She went after the missing fiancé..? Kage is gonna go ballistic because she left him and isn’t answering his calls or texts.
* They made up. Oh thank god.
* Kage is the boss man now. Hot damn.
* She wants his babies and he wants her to marry him. Oh my god!!!!
* Lmfao. Of course Sloane would be kidnapped. She’s gonna fall for her kidnapper, isn’t she? 😂
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analyzingadventure · 1 year
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Alrighty, let’s catch up on GG, episodes 61-65, let's gooo
I'm super behind on GG, mainly because I have been actually rewatching it from the begining for the episode guide, and it's taken me this long to catch up- thank goodness for the hiatus for letting me catch up in peace though
Anyway, 61 - Resurrection!
Well this episode is off to grim start
TSUMEMON?? WE'RE GETTING TSUMEMON THIS EPISODE??
HEY WHAT WAS THAT SHADOW ON THE ROOF
Man the vibes this episode are immaculate, the atmosphere is so good
OH EVILMON IN THE WINDOWS?? WE GETTNG A PLETHORA OF DIGIMON THIS WEEK?? (Wait is this the Milleniummon episode??)
OH THIS IS THE MILLE EPISODE, IT'S MILLE TIME BOYS
Sorry I didn't have much to say, good episode, maybe a little anticlimactic but also this is definitely more about the thematics than spectacle and that's wonderful
62 - The Strange Floor
So we have an absolute plethora of stuff happning here, eh
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OH YOU'RE ONE OF THE NEW-ISH BABIES!! I CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR NAME BUT YOU'RE CUTE!!
Oh we got others too- Otamamon, Kunemon, other folks! :oc
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BABY BASTARD SPOTTED
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OH THE HEEBIE JEEBIES
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owo Who's this handsome mon
Oh Espimon is in the Cyber Sleuth data space too lmao
OH THAT KEY, THAT FUCKING KEY, IT'S CLAVIS ANGEMON'S KEY
ARE WE GETTING CLAVIS ANGEMON THIS EPISODE?? I MEAN I SAW TWITTER SPOILERS BUT I FORGOT HALF THE DIGIMON THAT'RE SHOWING UP
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YESSSSS IT'S CLAVIS YESSSSSSSSSSS
Is it bad if I get excited about certain Digimon showing out of no other reason than OCs? It's true rn lmao
And Espimon evolved! Congrats, you have found Hiro!
(Or has he? What if Hiro isn't Hiro? IDK the Fake Hiro thing was starting to make me wonder lmao)
Alright, they finally beat some sense into him
And Aoi actually gets to know that Digimon do infact exist- how fun
Nice episode! V fun
63 - Gluttony
Dude is hungy and his arm is stretchy... Clearly, someone needs to get this man some meat
"One was strangely crunchy" HHHHHHHH DON'T LIKE THAT
(God this episode almost has some "the diroctor's barely disguised fetish" energy hhhhhhhhh)
Okay for real though Hiro and co should've noticed something Is Very Very Wrong with Ruri long before they even left the buffet, it is not humanly possible for a human, let alone a skinny child, to eat this much, guys, please, rub your braincells together
RURI NO DON'T VORE GAMMAMON NOOOOOOOO
Perhaps, instead of trying to feed her more, take her to fucking Mummymon, for the love of god
FINALLY, TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH
oh OH OH OHOH IT'S QUARTZMON, I FUCKING FORGOT, IT'S FUCKING QUARTZMON, HOLY SHIT HUNTERS RIGHS
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BABIES?????????????????
Well I already did the vore joke, might as well go for the mpreg joke while I'm at it too--- congrats to Quartzmon, you're a father
Actually I really like this twist though, that Quartzmon, despite being a horrific looking Digimon who you could hardly imagine being ever presented in a positive light, turns out to be a decent person, just wanting to take care of some babies. That's great, that's a great twist
There really are just... more and more Digimon, everywhere. This is definitely leading to everyone getting separated by the finale again, isn't it
Yeah this was a good episode!
64 - Call
It's Dagomon time baybeeeee
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Oh the visual reference to the Dark Ocean episode is really cute
Also holy shit Dagomon is A Big Boyo
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GUMDRAMON BABYYYYYYYYY
Wait is that the same guy on the ship as the guy from the bird episode from early on (oh god damn don't tell me I need to label that episode as Plot Relevant in the filler guy because that guy comes back...)
OH THE FIELD DIDN'T COME UP RIGHT, IT'S JUST A PROTECTIVE BUBBLE, OH GOD DAGOMON IS STRONK
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Oh that's fucking creepy
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Oh that shot gets an absolute 10/10, that's so fucking good
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Oh this is so fucking cool
Oh he turned into a mass of tentacles, that's great
He's... contained... wha
Oh did he get yeeted back into the Digital World????
CTHYLLAMON??? CAME TO HELP???? WHAT????? OH THAT'S GREAT I LOVE THAT???
wait WHAT
WAIT WHAT
HOKUTO AND TERRIERMON JUST POPPED OUT
WAIT WHAT
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THAT WAS SO FAST I COULDN'T EVEN GET A SCREENSHOT ON TIME, WHAT
WAIT ANGORAMON'S EPISODE SPEECH GOT CUT
OH WHAT
OH THEY'R EDOING A FUCKED UP VERSION OF THE OPENING NARRATION, OH SHIT THAT'S SO COOL???????????
THE DIGITAL WORLD DISAPPEARED???????????
MUMMYMON WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN
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DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY ANYTHING HOLY SHIT
NEXT FUCKING EPISODE, 65, THE BLACK ZONE OF DEATH
There's no opening narration
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I'm not ready for this man
So is that gonna be the lore explanation to Black Variants... (I can't remember if there was a lore bit like this or not, maybe there was actually, not that I care that much)
Oh Hiro is just chillin' with MoonMille, that's great
"I can't live in an analog world without anime or games" Kiyo, bitch, you don't need the Internet for either, go watch some anime on VHS and play some FFIX on a PS1 you COWARD!! Kids these days, smh
KUZUHAMON??? SHE'S JUST THERE??? A GIANT WOMAN???
Lmao Hokuto got cut off and couldn't go with the others
Hokuto, what the fuck are you planning on doing to Nomura and the others. I do not trust this irresponsible man whatsoever
Ah, the forest... all black+magenta... Just like a certain edgyboi...
Man, shit is happening so fast I can't even make out which Digimon are fighting-- Kuwagaamon and Tuskmon?? Fuck I can't tell
(Ah it's a Brakimon)
I think this is a Rafflesimon episode and oh wowie the bodyhorror is fun ahahahahhhahhhaaa
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Look I was happy to get to see Rafflesimon in GENERAL, but this black version??? Oh she looks so cool???????
Ah, so the black peeling on Gammamon's back... I didn't comment on it but I was assuming that somehow Gammamon's time was "running out" and he was going to become Gulus again, like his inner Gulus was gonna get released-- but Gulus is a separate entity from Gammamon? Or a second personality? Sealed away? That's interesting
Anyway Gulus wants to come out to play, eh
RIP, Rafflesimon
And Saberdramon is back, nice
Oh there's an island in the cloud..?? Big Laputa Energy (but like, more dead)
OH IT'S- IT'S WHATSHISFACE, FUCKING FLOWER KNIGHT GUY
AND HE'S VOICED BY SHANKS??????
YOU CAN'T END THE EPISODE THERE
AAAAAAAAAAAA
You guys. I am not ready for Ghost Game to end. I'm not ready for the last two episodes. We're gonna get fucking WRECKED
Do I even wanna watch the episode preview... It's just gonna be torture since the next episode airs on March 19th, like two more weeks.
Oh let's just fucking watch it man, god knows GG has been good at keeping it secrets so far, they're not gonna spoil shit at this point
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Oh she's so pretty ;w;
Episode preview
Yeah we get a fun fight against flower knight boy and then Gulus goes berserk based on the episode title
Oh boy
Rewatching GG has made me appreciate it so much more (the Episode Guide is almost done*, I just need to edit it because it's a bit messy), and knowing there won't be another Digimon anime for a good while again (aside from the Zero Two movie but I'm not watching it)... It's bitter sweet. We finally get plot, but at the cost of the series ending. It's been a fun, unique ride though, and I'm grateful for it
*I mean it won't be 100% completed until the final episode airs but I'll post it early so if anybody wants to rewatch some highlights, it'll be easier for them to find the right episodes
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