#it’s ‘the main character’ by will wood btw
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this song is so Her and I need everyone to know immediately
#I know I mostly post abt community but you guys need to know tgp is actually my favorite show#I literally can’t stop thinking about this#it’s ‘the main character’ by will wood btw#brb learning to edit so I can make this more comprehensive and also everyone’s problem#anyway I think that’s enough rambling in the tags#the good place#eleanor shellstrop
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I’m never beating the King Candy allegations at this rate, bro. :/
#artists on tumblr#wreck-it ralph#wir#king candy#king candybug#turbo#turbotastic#sfw#my draws#it’s been nearly 11 years and he hasn’t left. for the love of God help me.#all of these are from from memory btw.#I saw a fancam in the WiR tag to a song by Will Wood and I’ve been listening to it for like. 4 day straight.#(it's 'main character' btw)#and I was like ‘my God! That really is fitting for this lame douchebag!! He’s so horrible!!’#‘Oh no!! I’m rotating KC in my mind again!!’#anyways sorry if you’re here for like. the lab mice. They come and go for me similarly to this guy.
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okay so like. mymusic is about internalized transphobia. right. we can all agree on this. right.
like, i know that curtis's arc is meant to be allegorical for coming out as gay, but it makes a lot more sense for him to be trans, which means that the music genre(s) you like are akin to genders in this universe, or at least at mymusic.
following this logic, flowchart doesn't like music, making him nonbinary.
which two employees does indie resent the most? flowchart and nerdcore, both for their inability to conform to his rules of music taste gender. we know that indie puts a lot of effort into being a proper impassive hipster, which theoretically he shouldn't have to if that was truly who he was (not to mention that he does this to please his father, which, oof.) we also know that indie can envision himself becoming a nerd, which is specifically the subculture/stereotype most explicitly presented as being "trans."
#rachel rants#mymusicshow#one of my coworkers (l) is writing a story rn#and she's been bringing in spinets of it every week for another one of my coworkers (a) and i to critique#and it's about this princess whose father wants her to marry the king of a neighboring kingdom but she doesn't want to#so she runs away to follow in her late mother's footsteps of being a witch#and all the witches are unwed women who live out in the woods together#and the men in power in this society fucking hate them but there is a certain level of pride that comes from “taming” these witches#and taking one as a bride despite their magical past#and anyway. at one point when reading this i just started autoreplacing any mentions of these witches with “lesbians” bc. well.#and the other day we got to the part where the main character properly confronts this man she's betrothed to and she tells him:#“i doubt you'd want me now. i'm a witch.”#and i told l that i fully read that as “you wouldn't want me bc i'm a dyke”#and a was like "you know when you're in english class and there's always that one person who says every story is about being gay?#“i feel like that's rachel”#anyway. y'all after this post#btw i'm deffo not that way about every story i just call it like i see it
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cause i ain't done a fucking thing to you!!
[image description: a digital drawing of my dnd character, brontel. he's a fat dwarf with long dark brown hair. he's wearing a white dress, gold belt and gold jewelry. he doesn't have his usual beads in his beard. there's a breeze coming from one side. he's resting a hand innocently on his collarbone, and looking to the side with a neutral expression. there's a halo behind his head. the background is dark pink, and around the halo are the lyrics "im the main character and you have to like me!" end id]
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2-3 years ago I came across will woods music, I listened to Suburbia Overture, 2econd 2ight 2eer, and I/Me/Myself while looking for new music to listen to. At the time the lyrics were to fast for me and I completely disregarded it. Here I am, now mad at myself because I could have been a will wood fan so much earlier.
#OKAY RAMBLING TIME#my first will wood songs that I listened to were yes to err is human and memento mori#(not counting main character and I/me/myself cuz even tho I heard them on tiktok a million times I never listened to the full songs)#(<- at the time btw - I listened to the entirety of both songs now lmao)#those were the only two will wood songs that I listened to for like months#it was only until like like four months ago when I first listened to front Street and then I actually became a Will wood fan#to this day I’m still pissed at the fact that I could’ve been a Will wood fan WAY earlier if I didn’t just stick with those two songs#will wood confessions#ww confessions 020 - 029#will wood#will wood and the tapeworms#william woodiam#wii woo#wwatt#wwattw#will woodussy#suburbia overture#2econd 2ight 2eer#I/me/myself#the normal album
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i love when i can literally tell if a will wood song got popular on tiktok when i dont ever use tiktok
#if a really good song i find that has a low amount of listens suddenly shoots up into the millions in listens a week or so later then#tiktok got to it#im talking about the main character btw#the main character#will wood#it never shuts up
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looks like i have some explaining to do [doesnt speak for five month]
#me art#making fun of plucky in the caption btw love youuuuu pluck <3#mcsn#leaf woods mcsn#main character syndrome novel
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LAY ME DOWN. chapter seven excerpt. unedited. featuring: agnes’s first meeting with several students of The Library after pallas is forced to go to them for help. mention of injuries. threats of violence and just a Lot of unresolved tension
[Transcript under the cut.]
hello and welcome to another instalment of This Book Has More Than Two Characters I Swear! this time we have judge, calliope and max, a trio of oddballs who pallas has a history with and agnes is meeting for the first time. they’re all really fun to write (calliope especially) and have really grown on me as the plot has progressed lol
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The one all in white cocks her head to the side, face twisted in a weird not-smile. Agnes has never seen a girl with hair this short and bright before, a soft cap of copper offset by a multitude of dangling earrings, little charms hanging from pastel ribbons that tinkle whenever she moves. Her face is very oval and her smile is very crooked and wide across it, freckles wrinkling up around her nose in disdain.
“Would you look at that Judge? It’s the principal's little lapdog,” she says in a high, dramatic drawl. “Thought you’d finally gone and found a hole to die in Bloodhound, to what do we owe the pleasure?”
She bows mockingly and from behind the shelves Agnes winces, but Pallas doesn’t even blink.
“Ah Calliope, glad to see you’ve lost none of your charm,” they say cooley. “Your nights have been restful, I presume?”
The girl in whites smirk shifts into a very unlovely snarl and she moves forward. But before Agnes has time to squeeze her eyes closed a hand comes forward to rest on Calliopes shoulder. From her narrow view between the shelves Agnes can see the third figure stepping forward, touch instantly setting her friend to rest. She’s tall, wrapped in a long tweed coat with straight, narrow black braids framing a straight, narrow brown face, and Agnes is struck in the moment by just how small Pallas is. Smaller than her and definitely smaller than this person. They look almost frail in comparison.
“Easy, it’s not worth it,” the second girl says, her voice deep and raspy and flat. Then, to Pallas: “What do you want?”
“A favour.”
“Interesting idea, one counterpoint: why would I ever do anything for you?”
“Because you owe me Judge. Because if it wasn’t for me you’d be dead.”
At this the one called Calliope starts laughing until a stern “Cal, please” cuts it off. Agnes has never been good with expressions but she thinks the girl with braids—Judge—looks more confused than anything else, a tiny divot appearing between her dark brows. “You’ve never asked for anything before, why now?”
“I’m very tired,” Pallas says and Agnes takes a moment to marvel at how a conversation can somehow sound like the clash of steel on steel. “And I don’t want to go through the mess of making Max’s little brain come out his ears to get you to listen. I'm not going to take chances on this. It’s quite delicate.”
Calliope’s face twists again and she steps further in front of turtleneck boy. There’s something off about her eyes. This is a place filled with terrifying people with weird eyes. “Wanna say that again you demented little–“
“Cal. Not. Worth it.”
“But—“
“They’re trying to rile you, it’s what they do,” Judge says, knowing and measured, straight-edged profile facing her friend before she turns back to Pallas. “Spare the theatrics Bloodhound, and tell me what it is you need. I can decide whether it’s worth my time from there.”
Agnes is starting to think that Pallas smiling is never a good thing, this one is tiny and contemptuous and probably means you are but a tiny ant and I will not hesitate before squishing you very badly under my chunky black boots, or something like that. Judge doesn’t seem like she can be squished, but there’s a first time for everything. “It’s funny you think this is a negotiation, but all right.”
And then they turn and their awful, awful eyes meet hers from between the books. They make an unmistakable beckoning motion with their hand and Agnes has to scramble to drag herself up, avoiding putting pressure on her bad ankle. She pokes her head out from behind the shelves and waves slightly, unsure of what else to do.
“She’s hurt,” Pallas says, not even sparing a look her way. “You’re going to heal her.”
The redheaded Calliope makes a whistling sound between her teeth and says: “You’ve gotta be kidding me.” Then she turns towards Judge, who’s already looking Agnes up and down in a way that makes her feel the most awkward she’s ever felt in her life. It’s a magnifying glass stare, one that catalogues and processes, every inch of her laid bare. The line between Judges eyebrows deepens and Calliope says again, now in a tone of complete exasperation and disbelief: “You’ve gotta be kidding me.”
“Cal–“
“Nope. No way.”
“Calliope–“
“We’re not helping the creepy little murderer! Group Rule Number One is not helping creepy little murderers!”
“Group Rule Number One is about healthy communication.”
“Semantics!”
The boy in the black turtleneck and glasses looks out from behind Calliope. The short crop of dreadlocks on top of his head have been strung through here-and-there with colourful beads that pop against his dark clothing. Agnes gives him a nervous smile, hoping that her mouth is moving the way mouths are supposed to move when they smile, and is relieved beyond measure when he raises one hand in a tiny wave. Agnes leans against the towering bookshelf, feeling a lot like she’s stepped into a place she shouldn’t be while Pallas makes a show of examining their nails.
“It’s just one girl. It won’t cost me anything.”
“Oh don’t ignore basics, there’s always a cost. And besides, it’s Bloodhound business!” Calliope hisses, pointing as the Bloodhound picks a tiny bit of dirt from under their left ring fingernail.
“Calliope, please,” Judge says in a voice that Papá used on Mother all the time. The I don’t wanna fight voice. The we can talk about this later but not right now voice. Agnes' face burns from just looking at the two of them. Her ankle and throat will probably be fine, why did Pallas have to bring her here at all?
Calliope puts her face in her hands in what must be defeat because Pallas smiles a smile like a crack in marble, and Judge sighs in a soft, exhausted kind of way that makes guilt bubble like mud in Agnes’s stomach.
“Okay,” she says. “But you’ve got to do something for us.”
Pallas raises an eyebrow. “I’m not bartering with you Judge.”
“Tough luck,” Judge deadpans. She turns to Calliope and the boy in black: “Max-Attack, Cal, this’ll only take a few minutes.” And then looks directly at Agnes, who jumps: “Come on then, we don’t have all day.”
#me. shoving my side characters in all of your faces: LOOK AT MY KIDS MY SWEET CHEESES MY SPECIAL LITTLE GUYS#they’re all so much more important in book two but they do have kind of a subplot in lmd as well#mainly involving judge trying to get tf out of the library bc she’s been trapped there since she was 13 and wants to find her family#calliope wanting to kill maim bite attack pallas so so bad#and agnes kind of bonding with max bc jesus christ does she need other friends#it’s all obviously minor background stuff but good GOD the amount of lore i have in my head for these guys is wild#let’s just say any of them could’ve been main characters if this was a different book.#can’t wait until they do get more plot stuff so i can write about all of it lol#calliope uses all pronouns btw agnes is just meeting them for the very first time and kind of assuming bc of all the high femme-ness#babygirl lived in a cabin in the woods w like two other people for her entire life she’s still learning#creme does a writing#wip: ghost story
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'But I ain't done a fucking thing to you
So, God forbid I'm seen just as an average human being
I mean, imagine if antagonists lacked any evil scheme
I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy
Don't come at me
I'm the main character, and you have to like me'
This is the last chorus in The Main Character by Will Wood and it s c r e a m s Fitz Vacker. I do not accept criticism.
#The Main Character by Will Wood#such a good song#Fitz Vacker#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#the “antagonist” is alvar btw#alvar vacker#im shit at tagging
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sits in bed and thinks about Edgar kissing my friends' ocs
#im so normal bestie#i dont even have a specific oc in mind. its just the vague concept of someone with edgar who is a friends oc#btw unrelated thought: the main character by will wood fits simon AND jack#if jack knew he was a part of a story and NOT the main character.... they would be fucking pissed
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That feel when someone misconstrues the meaning of the song when talking about it or making an edit and you need to resist the urge to grab them by the throat and tell them that that’s not what the fucking song is about
#this is about heatwaves by glass animals#and also will wood's entire discography#also I don't go there but mary on a cross by ghost#(though I will say that I like the song I'm just not particularly invested in the band)#but really this can be applied to any song that's been used on tiktok#anyways this was inspired by an edit I saw of Luz from the Owl House to The Main Character by Will Wood#and I was like NO!!!#THAT'S NOT WHAT THAT SONG IS ABOUT!!!#that song is (derogatory)#this is why I don't use tiktok#the edit was on insta btw which to be fair is basically just a step away from tiktok at this point#shouting into the void
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im actually workin on a story o_o
#my post#they call me the writer <- has not written other than essays in over a year#i still havent written anything. btw. smiles#but i am PLANNING shit which is so fun#this is the one where the narrator comes to life and brings the main character back from the dead#im figuring out what happens in the first part now. like before the narrator before the mc dies#she goes on a little self discovery quest yknow runs away from home to go fight monsters and save people and shit bcus it looks fun#and its not really but shes made some great friends. and she decides to travel back home to see her sister bcus she misses her!#and then thats when she dies. like a mile away from town. in the woods. freak accident#um yeah im trying to figure out what happens when shes out adventuring now :]#im trying to decide if i bring her back normal or if i should fuck her up strangely#but ehh ill come back to that. whichever ones more fitting
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Becoming obsessed with a song is like “hm, how do I connect this with my favourite characters and/or my OCs?”
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thinking about an alternate season 7 wherein instead of every potential slayer being hunted and then activated, every past slayer gets brought back to life. I don’t really like post-chosen content anyway, but when I do read / look at it the whole slayer academy, everyone’s a slayer thing is really stupid to me ngl 💀
previous slayers, though… nikki wood and xin rong interacting with spike, actually finding out about the slayer before buffy, slayers with different backgrounds and situations and personalities, KENDRA?! I just love it so much.
you’d be able to focus on a relatively small cast of slayers, much like the potentials, throughout the season. this would include buffy, faith, kendra, nikki, and some other american slayers from varying time periods with a couple interesting international characters too (maybe a slayer from ancient greece / rome / egypt, or an anglo-saxon one or something). these are all experienced slayers, so no need to focus on training - it would be more about lore, history and their personal character journeys, assimilating them into society (creating some fun bottle episodes, maybe a day out on the town with dawn and a historical slayer) and trying to figure out why they were all brought back. also, if you want to keep the first as the main villain, then it can look like any one of them because they’re all technically dead, which means you can still have that episode with the dead potential revealing herself as the first and all the mistrust that’s threaded throughout the season.
plus with nikki back, there would be no need for the stupid sleeper agent thing with spike or the ridiculous fight between him and robin. all the same ideas (and the flashbacks to spike’s mum) could still be explored, and in a way better way imo.
I reckon the reason they were brought back would probably be the powers that be (tying nicely into angel ofc) trying to defeat the first. and of course the ending would be this huge battle, as all the slayers from around the world come to sunnydale, and maybe to add some drama they would all disappear and die again when the battle’s done as they have fulfilled their purpose (a classic finale knife to the heart that would have everyone sobbing, especially over nikki and kendra).
there’s also the added thing of like,, I appreciate the show was leaning towards a theme of “hope for the future” with the potentials angle, but literally every other aspect of the season is about harkening back to the past. faith, robin, the first taking the form of previous characters, the high school, the slayer origins, etc etc. so I just think this idea would work so much better with the themes of the season, and tie in really nicely.
and the most obvious perk of this concept is kendra! she was forgotten about so quickly, and this season would really give the writers a chance to redeem themselves for the terrible way poc characters have been treated throughout the show (ignoring what they did to robin. FUCK that but that’s another conversation). I think the show really downplayed how much kendra’s death would have affected buffy, and seeing the two of them interact after buffy has changed so much and kendra’s still the same would be amazing. there’s also the interesting concept that, having been brought back from the dead, kendra still be 17, and therefore closer in age to dawn than to buffy, which could make for some really nice interactions between the two of them. also of course the biggest most exciting thing is having buffy, faith and kendra all interact. they all represent places on a spectrum in terms of personality, and I would LOVE to see kendra and faith interact and how much of a unit they would likely become as a trio.
there’s also the theme of buffy feeling (and being) alone in this season that would hopefully go away, as she would now have dozens of people who truly understand her, giving her a proper support system which I would love to see (season 7 scoobies can actually eat shit btw <3)
so. was this born out of my hatred for insufferable kennedy and the annoying potentials? yes absolutely. do I now want them to rewrite and re-film the entire last season 20 years later? yes absolutely I’m so glad you understand
side note wouldn’t it be sick if in the final battle there’s just this one slo-mo shot where buffy stakes a vamp and through the dust she sees the first slayer looking at her from across the battlefield before she disappears amongst the fight. WHAT it would literally be awesome hello?!
also also other side note sorry but Mother(TM) nikki wood would NEVER kick buffy out of her own house. fuck them kids fr
#btvs#buffy the vampire slayer#btvs season 7#buffy season 7#btvs s7#nikki wood#robin wood#kendra young#faith lehane#buffy summers#dawn summers#btvs spike#the first#the first evil#btvs meta#buffyverse meta
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Non-Red vs Blue fans guess the fake fact: results!
Find the og post here
Alright time to finally review the results! Correct answer is at the bottom of this post for those not interested in all of the results and explanations!
So the most highly voted option at 23% was Elijah Wood which I’m sorry to say is incorrect! Elijah Wood was a voice actor in the series. He played the role of Sigma! What this big name actor is doing in a random web series I have no idea but it’s still one of the wildest things to me.
Now the aspirin overdose comes in with 17.3% and got mentioned a lot in the notes and it is also incorrect. However I will admit to some poor wording on my part because it was actually an allergic reaction not an overdose. That’s a genuine oopsies on my part 😅
Florida sinking into the ocean gets a 10.1% and is also incorrect! The state of Florida does in fact sink into the ocean and it’s implied this was to cover up the disappearance of Agent Florida (who is also the guy who dies from the aspirin)
The gay guy, who’s name is Donut btw, becoming Jesus comes in with 8.3% and is in fact very real. He even walks on water. It was wild and tbh I barely remember it cause it’s from a season I dislike but it was too wild not to include.
With 7.2% I can say for sure that the giant killer robot is indeed dressed up in cute hats! Specifically a sombrero! Also the robots name is Freckles.
CPR for a bullet wound in the head gets 6.7% and is in fact considered effective medical care. Now I will say this later gets retconned and it turns out the guy didn’t actually get shot in the head the bullet just grazed him and his armor locked up making them all think he was dying- hence the choice of word being considered. The characters fully believe it but the CPR did not actually save him cause he wasn’t even hurt to begin with.
The crazy love triangle comes in with 4.7% and is also very canon and is exactly as it’s said. There’s literally just this insane love triangle for like two seasons- honestly the only love triangle plot I ever enjoyed.
With a solid 4% I can say that there is in fact canon mpreg! Hurray? Idk man this one’s exactly as it sounds. Dude got knocked up by an alien.
In last place with 2.5% of votes is the main character dying repeatedly. This is also incorrect. First off this guy is named Church which very funny on its own. Secondly it’s actually one of the first running jokes in the series how much this dude dies. Until it’s not a joke 🫠 also a few people pointed out RvB doesn’t have a main character and while I agree I felt it was simpler just to call Church the main character for this poll since it’s designed for people who haven’t seen RvB and I would argue that the majority of the narrative centers around Church even when he’s not there.
And now for the correct answer, coming in at third place with 16.1% is Caboose is god!
Now I will fully confess to being sneaky with this one. This is actually a joke made within the series but it is not true at all. Caboose is not actually god and the platypus is just that fucked up. I knew nothing I could come up with would be able to match the absurdity of this series so I decided to twist a few words so that way everything seemed equally fucked up.
And that concludes the poll! I will now leave you off with a few honorable mentions that did not make the Final Cut:
They have a Spanish speaking robot. None of them speak Spanish.
He’s a ghost but not actually a ghost but actually a highly advanced computer program
Woman has mega beef with an AI copy of her dead mom
The highly advanced computer program can’t aim for shit
The first 5 seasons were revealed to actually be a prolonged torture session
Dude chases his dead gf through multiple iteration of the same memory
Woman developed a sibling like bond with an AI copy of her extremely neglectful father
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I love how you portray some of the mercinaries in your work and I love how expressive you make them! Its very shapely if thats the right word.
Do you have any main inspirations when drawing?
thank you!!! your work rules btw ;;
i place a big personal empahasis on shape-e-ness and try to pay a lot of attention to silhouette and posing...i'm eternally jealous of people who can maintain good posing (BONUS if it's naturalistic), good simplification of forms, sexy lineart AND keep their characters lively and animated! i think mine get very stiff sometimes but urghh...we try we try
UMMM if we're talking about characters...it feels kinda lame to say as it's so 'generic', but Disney! the design work and simplication of forms are so perfect in certain films that I think it's really worth studying as a masterclass on posing and clarification. Some of my favourites are 101 Dalmatians and The Sword in the Stone although big shout-outs to Atlantis, Emperor's New Groove and Herclues.
I really love mid-century modern too so that influence creeps in a lot, especially if I'm doing toonier stuff. I'll revisit UPA films or their descendents (Dexter's Lab / Powerpuff Girls / Johnny Bravo) quite often. I really like the clean lines, graphic shapes, strong poses and recycling of colour palettes that define these guys.
Of course, there's a tonne of modern/contemporary artists I really like - some I've had the pleasure of working with (crazy ;;) ... I reccomend checking out Juliaon Roels, Julien Rossire, Meg Park, James Woods and Ami Thompson ...ah the list really could go on!!
Recently I've been reading original Asterix et Obelix and Marsupilami to study the linework. I'm really enjoying the thick-to-thin, the gag?...oriented posing and acting and the simplification of fabric and hands.
#asks#i really like talking about styles and art and what i like about x or y#it was very hard not to get out loads of pictures and arrows and obsess over some elbow fabric folds from 101 dalmatians in this post#and go full...sunny in philadelphia pinboard meme#anyways hopefully a fraction of this emerges in my art
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