I know there is a lot of focus on your belly - for good reason, but every time I see your pics, I just think ‘damn, look at how soft those thighs are getting’.
You are definitely getting softer and wider 🥵
between my tummy and my thighs there isn't much that *isn't* softer and wider now 💓
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So my betrothed has been Suffering with backlash from Wyvern and allergy testing. They’re having trouble working out and their chest is consistently tight even with nasal sprays and antihistamines so we’ve been looking to get a beefier air purifier for their room.
Today I went on a secret journey to go pick one up off OfferUp. It’s a city that has taiyaki which isn’t near us and so I’m also getting delicious treats while I’m in the area. I’m excited to have it set up and surprise them when they get home.
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I'm sorry it's taking so long to put out stories!
I had to turn off asks, because even though I said that requests were closed, people keep requesting stories and I'm already stressed out over the amount of stories I have to write lol I'm not going to shame the anons who sent requests, because they may not have seen that my request box was full, but I can't deal with it haha
I'm glad people like my work though!
Tomorrow is date night, and I've already bought a bouquet of roses for my man, so no writing tomorrow, but if I don't get called into work on Monday you can expect some stories to get finished ❤️
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you should eat food that you enjoy.
[me writing this in an agitated manner] food, you say, yes, food, food, yes, this is all good, right, this will help, yes, food, yes,
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I made the cutest blueberry (or...should I say...booberry) snacks for the spooky partial lunar eclipse hangout I just had with @kraeuterhexchen on discord (really, I'm sorry for hanging up before you got to send me kisses but I guess you really just need to be quicker! 😇) and I'm making you all look at them now because I got to finally live my spooky snack dream and they turned out super nice actually
so we have the nameless ghost couple and Hilda who's just happy to be there 👻 these are such low effort snacks, all you need to do is melt some white chocolate and pour it over the blueberries so that they stick together, then let them cool in the fridge for a while and Bob's your uncle! the sugar eyes I found at the supermarket
I also had some dark chocolate, which I used to make the Thing, and the Creature, respectively:
...and then there's Mr. Poop (or, alternatively, Mr. Boob, whichever you fancy), because sometimes poop is spooky, especially if you're a cute little innocent dachshund and have done something you shouldn't have in a bedroom corner, not naming any names but... 💩
a practical tip for anyone interested in making similar snacks: if you put the blueberries on a porcelaine plate and pour the melted chocolate on them and then stick them in the fridge to cool, they WILL get stuck on the plate lol, so I suggest using e.g. a plastic cutting board or something for easier removal 🤡
a bonus picture to spook the living hell outta y'all: The Devil Wears BC Merch:
happy halloween!
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would u consider making a ranking tierlist for every object show you had watched?
The Tier List I Was Using Didn't Have (Or I Couldn't Find) Unconventionally Centered and SFAIM, Both of Which Ive Enjoyed a Lot and Would Probably Put In Good or Funny.
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my mom brought [snack food] into the home. i, a newly-sober dopamine deficient woman with the addict gene on both sides, could not stop eating [snack food]. it was like the opposite of executive dysfunction. i begged myself NOT to do the thing while actively in the process of doing it. last night she went back to the store. i told her, please do not buy anymore [snack food]. but i had awakened her craving. now we have more of [snack food] and she's STILL not going to get any because i've already almost demolished the entire fucking box
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