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we're finally on the moon so you know what that means.......
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#we didn't save ryn on the way up so I think we deserve this#critical role#yussa errenis#yes I made the same joke about running into artagan in the feywild no I do not care#it remains funny
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i'll strangle you or i'll kiss you on the mouth
#laius thorden#laios touden#kabru#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#my art#Linktoo art#labru#narrative foil yaoi my weakness.... anyway#the way he grabs that guy and begs him to stay and begs like please LISTEN to me#its so funny how kabru‚ someone who prides himself with understanding people and their motivations#just can't handle having some random guy like laius with a big prophecy on his head remain a mystery to him#the way laius just entirely evades him it drives him crazy. kabru puts motivations and assumptions in his mouth in any attempt to Know him#hes so scared of this man yet simultaneously drawn by being unable to discern his thought process#meanwhile#laius is just autistic
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Ok ok hear me out: it could end in tragedy,, AND have a happy ending. The attempt(s) on Machete’s life force him to flee, he doesn’t even have the chance to find Vasco. Cue gay longing for at least a few years while Machete despairs over the loss of his love, his life, his status. He and Vasco only reunite (again) in their later years. Their relationship is forever flavored with loss and loneliness, but that only means they savor every moment that much more
I also I would like to see them as old men. Vasco would be so droopy :)
You gave me such old dog brainworms.
#Vasco would go white and gray in the face like an old golden retriever and get wrinklier#his golden fur would get shaggy and gradually lose it's shine#at some point he wouldn't be allowed to ride horses anymore which would upset him greatly#he'd get rheumatism and bad back and his hearing would worsen but he'd be an active and jolly type of grandpa#Machete would mellow out considerably if he managed to retire#I'd like to believe he'd be able to find some sort of inner peace in his later years#even in his prime his eyesight was bad and he spent his entire life fearing going blind so if he eventually got cataracts and lost most of#his remaining vision he'd probably be relatively fine with it as it was something he knew to expect#and he would have Vasco to look after him#his left ear had trouble staying upright when he was a pup so it would be kind of funny if it started drooping again#answered#anonymous#Vasco#Machete#own art#own characters#this isn't canon or anything I'm just musing
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Does Flowey exist in this au?
Yes, he does.
Everything's pretty much the same when it comes to the regular story in this AU. It's just the past, especifically Papyrus' past (wich we don't know much about to begin with) that changes
Actually Flowey is one of the main characters in the story! (the main story of this au is divided between the past before the game and a post-pacifist timeline:D)
He and Papyrus will have a fun dynamic
-some thought I had in tags behind the keep reading
Srry for the spelling mistakes in here but I can't go and fix tags because I would end up erasing everything😭tumblr struggles
#my hand is dying I drew all this so quickly lmaokajs#actually Flowey is there in the first concept art I did for this au akahsksj isn't that great#forgettable-au#(THIS MINI COMIC IS UNREALISTIC BTW I don't think flowey would just open up about his past to Papyrus#but like it would end up in a situation like this and I think that's funny)#this is mostly inspired by the weird pararallel that I accidentally created between Flowey and Papyrus#Flowey being someone who remembers being another person even tho Asriels been long gone he still feel like Asriel but is he really Asriel#and then in this case Papyrus is an ACTUAL remain of another person#the same body but not the same memories#when I first was developing the story I noticed that and thought it would be a cool detail to acknowledge#different yet similar in a way situations idk#answered ask#undertale au#papyrus#papyrus!gaster#undertale#papyrus is gaster#flowey#undertale comic
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What if you found out that aliens had set foot on earth, multiple times in fact, but instead of establishing first contact or anything they just made ants steal batteries and coke cans for them. You go outside and find one commanding a small army to take down a chihuahua. That’s pikmin.
#pikmin 4#pikmin#im on the fence about pik4’s new setting. I personally like the lonely feel of the wilderness from the previous games?#but at the same time the urban setting is pretty cute. and the idea of humans just having been alive this whole time is so funny#im thinking it’s probably going to be a ‘theyre long gone but their buildings still remain’ situation but can you IMAGINE??#if they really were still around my god#do the humans know about olimar? the drake crew? the rescue corps??#do the humans know about the pikmin?#do children like to play with pikmin - have them build tiny cities out of twigs and pebbles?#can I gently feed the pikmin bread crumbs. I want to. I want to hold them and love them.#citrussodatalks
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Clown to Equine communication failed; They are separate species.
[First] Prev <--> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#season 1#bonus comic#wei wuxian#little apple#lan jingyi#lan sizhui#This bonus comic is for all my fellow little apple lovers#she doesn't show up for quite a while after this so I need to wring out every bit of screen time for her#That's what feminism is about. Equine visibility.#Women need to remain mysterious + unknowable + untethered by rules#Women need to canter across the plains and sleep standing up#Women need to be hand fed apple slices 4 times a day#joking aside I do love the co-chaos of lil apple and wwx#though the new duo dynamic that follows (with LWJ and WWX getting way more time together) its *obviously* iconic#god...to be two cultivation partners following directions from a severed arm...#anyhow. I think this might be one of the jokes that is only funny to me#my realism studies are still in that uncanny/awkward phase but I love the 'detailed version of a very stylized character' visual gag a lot#Taps my blog name again. Don't forget the name on the tin#oh wait lwj should be in this scene too...let's retcon it and say he's bending down to pet his bunnies goodbye
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we’re just normal men. we’re just innocent men
#solar opposites#solaropposites#ive become so enamored w the solar opposites gijinkas i hope we see them again in the 1st ep of season 5 tbhhh#idk something rlly funny abt how korvo and terry will remain opposites no matter what form theyre in#hairless twunk and guy i did speed with in a six flags public restroom
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PEDRO PASCAL & BOWEN YANG completely losing it during their SNL skit 'Lisa from Temecula'
#pedro pascal#bowen yang#saturday night live#snl#snledit#chewieblog#ppascaledit#pedropascaledit#bowenyangedit#flawlessgentlemen#dilfgifs#tusercora#tuserpolly#useraurore#usertom#userairam#*#GOD THIS WAS SO FUNNY I'M STILL LAUGHING KVJDNVKJFDV#the yes antonio is in the wrong color but photoshop crashed on me rip so it will remain yellow
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I think the thing about Barry Bluejeans that has captured my hyperfixation for years now is that he's like if a genre-agnostic comedy relief character was also a fantasy villain who was a scifi-horror protagonist who was an epic space opera love interest. there's just so many facets of him to observe when I rotate him in my brain.
#the comedy relief is genre-agnostic bc a seemingly totally normal dude named barry j. bluejeans is funny in any setting#while the remaining three don't feel like they're supposed to be in the same story at all#but they *work* and that's why i've been obsessed since like 2019#taz#taz balance#taz balance spoilers#barry bluejeans
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here's an update for all the "tOuRiSm iS fOr ThE pEoPlE" fucks. always remember that the second anyone steps foot on that land in the name of "tourism" or any other haole institution, that is colonizing&that person is a fucking explicit modern colonizer who made the conscious decision to be one and has spent a lot of fucking money on that trip to get their title. only that kine want more of their kin there-- don't pretend that shit is for anyone else.
drop dead of spontaneous combustion specifically, not even the sharks would want that pīlau fucking meat.
#video footage of haole families already in burnt wasteland is so fucking dystopic its almost funny#'funny' in the way of 'i might have rabies bc im foaming at the mouth lol'. bc fuck if i wouldnt literally#rip these ppl to fucking shreds. god bless whoever took the pics&vids bc i couldnt havd held my tongue.#you know we're all fucked when the governor is holding private back-chamber business-only meetings#to decide to open a fire wasteland two months after 1000+ ppl were killed&where ppl are still looking for remains to tourism#&it honestly seems so much less disgusting bc theres literally footage of haole families already disregarding any form of boundaries.#like this is what we've come to lmao.#i have so. much. violence. in me&no where to put it lmao. i want to go home. i miss home so bad. i am so fucking homesick.#i think the next person who responds to finding out im from hawaii w anecdotes of their trip there will probably get knocked out.#like i dont actually think i should be held responsible for that first hit. anything after is fair game tho i guess.#undescribed
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cyno x gn!reader
“You’ll like him, I promise!”
“If he’s anything like you, I suppose.”
“Well…” You trail off, imagining you and your brother growing up and constantly being told how different the two of you are, from your personalities down to your looks. “Anyway! He can be a bit of a dummy, but he means well.”
Cyno nods, a thoughtful frown on his lips as he crosses his arms and waits for your brother to arrive at your meeting spot.
You spy the eye-catching ahoge from a mile away. You beam, raising your hand in a wave and turning to your partner beside you—only to blink as you realize that he left without your notice.
The sound of steel against steel in the distance blares an alarm in your head. Frantic, you whip your head to the direction of the sound and find two very familiar individuals duking it out.
Oh no.
“Big brother Haitham, stop!”
They both freeze at the sound of your voice for two completely different reasons.
Al-Haitham pulls you behind him and points his sword at your very confused partner, uncharacteristically slow to connect the dots. “Choose your next actions carefully, Cyno.”
Cyno completely lowers his weapon as he switches his gaze between the two of you as if in disbelief that Al-Haitham, the so-called Akademiya lunatic who he’s barely spoken two words to, is your older brother. You, the light of his life—but also an Akademiya drop out who only managed to get in through sheer luck after your random answers on the entrance examination turned out to be right—were related to him?
Impossible.
…Or so he would have thought a minute ago before his world was turned upside down and his partner’s brother wasn’t the most suspicious person in Cyno’s eyes.
My brother is really smart like you! He’s really nice and he used to help me study for my tests back when I still went to the Akademiya. A little, um, mean—but he’s actually a good person!
Hah, mean. A large understatement. It would equate to a scholar calling the General Mahamatra benign.
He suppose he should have expected it from you. You do have the tendency to think the best of people, even when they don’t deserve it.
“Brother.” You tug on Al-Haitham’s arm to bring his sword down, but he refuses to do so, unwilling to take his eyes off Cyno. Huffing in annoyance, you stomp on his feet and feel immense satisfaction when he turns his head to glare at you.
“This isn’t the time—”
“He’s Cynie!”
There’s a joke to be made about a pin dropping in the silence after your words and your brother’s dawning look of realization and the skepticism that follows.
He whirls his head to Cyno and points, “That’s Cynie?”
You nod with a growing smile, delighted that your brother finally lowered his sword so you can come up to Cyno and drag him close by the arm. “Cynie, meet my brother, Haitham!”
“…I told you not to call me that in front of others.”
“But it’s cute!”
“Only when we’re alone.” To this, he sends a baleful glare to Al-Haitham that your brother returns with a glare of his own.
“Oh, please. My sibling has told me everything that’s happened in your relationship,” then, as if to add salt to the wound, he strictly emphasizes, “Cynie.”
A muscle in your partner’s brow twitches.
“It’s great that you two are getting along!” You exclaim with a smile that could rival the sun.
They can’t say no to that face. They both have no choice but to reluctantly grumble a hesitant ‘yes…’ that has your eyes shining bright.
“I have our outing planned for today! I saw a promo in a restaurant that said if you can finish some kind of large meal in under an hour, you don’t have to pay for it! Not too sure how big it is, but I know I can eat it all. I also passed by this really cool place yesterday…”
They let you drag them by the arm across the city, shooting glares at each other and throwing subtle barbs when they think you aren’t looking.
You called that day the ‘brothers-in-law bonding day’. They hated every second of it and vowed to never talk to the other again.
Unless you asked them to, of course.
#in case ur wondering reader knows they dont like each other but is choosing not to acknowledge it#reader: i pretend i do not see 😑#in the canon serious x airhead au haitham and reader aren’t related at all but instead good friends bc reader finds haithams sassiness funny#oh wow there’s canon and non canon versions now…..anyway#i love me my grumpy and sunshine trope it will always remain superior <3#genshin x reader#genshin impact x reader#cyno x reader#genshin cyno x reader#gn reader#serious x airhead
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and then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like I love you
#taagnus#YEAH IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN#taako adventurezone#taako x magnus#magnus burnsides#taz balance#the adventure zone balance#taz fanart#heyyyyyy taagnus crew how we doing? still alive?#GODDDDD#i got bored of all the fandoms i was reading fics for and decided to stop by taagnus and man mannnnn#anyway if anyone gets on me about changes to my taako design ill take out this whole building#i like to change stuff up but overall basically my general vision for his character remains intact#its funny drawing them soft and stuff cause then the actual show is just dingdong jokes#my art
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comparing the german anime translation of naruto w the english one is so funny bc the first one will have expressions like "du fieser fiesling" (which .. literally "you mean meanie", its what naruto says to deidara even tho in the MANGA he tells him he'll kill him) and each "kill" gets a "defeat" instead but then u see excerpts of the english one and u suddenly have sai call sasuke a homo and hidan is like "u cant get to me w these fuckass gay birds" like its asdsfdgds. hilarious. but it gets even more funny bc at some point they tried to make the dub a bit more accurate for the manga translation so the language towards the end of shippuuden gets harsher. but they go a bit overboard w it at some point so you'll suddenly have Madara say smth abt how he cant wait to KILL ppl as he's undergoing his rinne tensei resurrection. like he's like .. this is what battle is supposed to feel like. u can feel the Lust To Kill in ur body
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#i need some of you to start reading what you write#not only that but also to rub those 2 remaining braincells together#we never see that treatment towards baela#how funny#this one guy from her bloodline had two wives then why would she care about jace and sara?😍#this is insane i hate it there (twitter) but also here bc i've seen what some of you post#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf#elia martell
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TWF fans have a strange habit of, for lack of a better word, woobifying Mr. Walten.
I think a lot of you seem to take this series a lot less serious than it actually is, and those same people have a very bad habit of making Jack out to be a saint. He's just a normal guy. Just because he loves his family doesn't mean he's some sweet and perfect guy who has no flaws. I never see any of you discuss or portray his anger issues that Martin has mentioned numerous times.
You all blatantly ignore the fact that Sophie's only memories she retained of him were that he was angry and he worked all the time. Just because he loves his family and didn't abuse them doesn't mean he's perfect. To deny him of these flaws take away what a dynamic character he's being written to be.
We know Felix sucks. We all know this because no one shuts up about it. That's his best friend of 20 years, someone he chose to have around his family, and someone he chose to start a business with. Felix's actions don't reflect on Jack, obviously, but you have to think about the fact they are best friends of 2 decades.
The small bit we know about Jack and what things Martin has let on to his personality over time is very different than what everyone makes him out to be, and it's strange. If you choose to ignore that Jack is just a normal middle-aged man in the 70s, that's on your own inability to actually like the character that's there.
#I could continue about this rant but truly it's grating on my very last nerve#i remain the only guy on this site that likes the workaholic chainsmoker 40 year old man#you guys do realize a guy can be goofy and love his family and also have flaws#does anyone remember when martin said that jack and felix hang out at bars together? we ignoring that?#just like how we ignore the sophie's memory of him on the site?#or how martin has said when jack dislikes something he actively shits on it (cartoons fashion choices music etc)#its weird to make him out to be some poor saint of a father who has zero flaws and his only personality traits are i love my wife !!!#him being a normal human with a multifaceted personality makes what happened all the more sad and realistic. he was a normal guy#with a normal life that was torn apart in a horrific unforeseeable accident. let him be dynamic. let him be an actual character and not jus#some goofy cartoon funny man.#rant over#twf#the walten files#jack walten#🥃.txt
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f1.com doesn't have the new suit designs up yet so daniel, yuki, valetteri and guan yu are just there like those paper dolls you can attach clothes to 😭😭
helpppp them lmao
#daniel ricciardo#yuki tsunoda#zhou guanyu#valtteri bottas#f1#f1blr#f1 u remain the most patently unserious sport#i know people barely look at websites anymore#but this is still so funny#why would u do them like that#wisteria talks
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