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#Burger tastic!#I’m upset that I actually ate it#I fill sich to my stomack#I wasn’t given a choice.#based off a dream I had 5 months ago#turbo#wreck it ralph#turbotastic#Turbo Burger#gif#it hirts#food#burger#meat#not safe for LIFE…#🐛virus offerings
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Are we getting something from kinktober this week?
YOUR WRITING MAKES ME GO FERAL btw 💞
We shoULD WE SHOULF!!! I really hope I can finish up soon so I don’t have to worry about it but I’ve been busy :<<< regrettably so bC I WANNA WRRIITTEEEE
#its always when I don’t have a lot of time??? that I wanna write the most#it hiRTS#MEGUMI IM COMING I SWEAR I AMMMM#and all the other fics planned in too#gRrRRRTTYEUDU woof woof#also thank you babyyyyy ♡♡♡ I appreciate you sm#honey mail
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peter and sybill are such a hood ship idc like THE ANGST like sybill seeing what peter was gonna do and him promising her he wouldn’t AND THEN HE DID
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Hey guys, i juts broke my tooth on a fucking pistachio
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always by your side
#couuugh. whehezze#hold on#project sekai#emu otori#pjsk#prsk#proseka#ok thatsg enough RANK 96 COOOOOGUH WHEEEZE#literlaly cough wheez ei have fucking covid. i wanted to draw something nicer for the event but my hands rlly hrut snd my throat hirts and#i was sticking my head in the freezer in between matches.#omfg i didnt think the end sprint was gonna be so insane i didnt have enough energy. mfers made me spend 700 gems. nene please.#i never wanna open the game agaon.(guy who will open it tomorrow and sunday) 16 MIL POINTS.. pimh was only 9mil. for rank 80smth.#the hatsune miku colorful stage tiering economy is in shambles#'im never doing that again' [will do it again in august]#event was insane. started out ill -> only 1 rate up card -> charger broke -> assignments -> covid on the last day. Be fr#to my beloved sakurako and fixer i wub you. ill try to finish my nice profile but well honk mimimi.#NSIFFLKE. SNIFFLE. WAAAAAAH#this is so lazy but i havent drawn for myself literally in a week. other than doodles i did between matches#actually theyre like little bobblehead emus all over my sketchbooks i should collage them into anpost#idk how people get that subtle gaussian blur on their lines i tried it but it looks so obvious to me here.. maybe bc i used a thick brush..#ok wonderhoy i need to lay down so bad tylenol save me. I ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWED MY LOZENGE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAAAAAME
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Warning! Warning! Character No longer Exists!
#svsss#shen qingqiu#Shen jiu#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#scum villains self saving system#scum villain's self saving system#been also thinking about Yue Qingyuans reaction to the system reveal#about him learning about how Shen Jiu is no longer here#how he's been with an imposter for so long#how he actually failed to save Shen Jiu and in a way betray him in a way by thinking this other guy was him#god im also thinking about the system calling him a character#how angry he'd be#a lot of fics have Shen Yuan scared that Binghe would be abgry that he read his story and just used him as entertainment#they have a happy ending so its ok but Yue Qingyuan???#he never#no matter which story or dimension#would be happy with Shen Jiu#i think shen jius love for Yue Qingyuan also sufficated him along with his hate#you know how it hirts when you think about the what ifs after you see what you could of had#Yue Qingyuan doesnt even get a good side to that its always a broken future#anyways this is why every fic that fixes that i thank you for crating a dimension that had him with a happy future#Creating*#my art#nibbelraz
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I AM FINALLY DRAWING AGAIN
#reverse 1999#reverse 1999 6#Kaalaa Baunaa#Kaalaa6#6Kaalaa#Centurion#Medicine Pocket#CentuPocket#Medirion#my hand hirts so fucking bad actualwkshz#but look: lesbians (in the 2nd image)#spreading transmasc atticus propagandaaa#hey fartface025 this is your fault for the brainrot#mochadoodles#nblw#yay!!!#medpoc girlkissing collection
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im sorry babe i cant do sadomasochistic powerplay with you tonight my tummy hurts : (
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Na’vi oc with the whole “draw with you’re own culture” so here’s Eamon who’s inspired by Irish celts!
I got a bit of history that i know of so some stuff i included in his design:
A life tree brooch, both incredibly important to me and Celtic symbols as it shows the connection to Mother Earth and life, and it’s important to Na’vi culture with their similarities in focus
More traditional braiding styles, I used mostly feminine braids and very loose and messy but in reality hed have Celtic knots on his forehead where the brass hair brooch is at, and his braid having a more plaited look. Here’s some examples of what I mean, there are more intricate but this is what I drew Eamon wearing currently
His clan would be more wealthy in resources with their ability to gain brass/the equivalent in pandora and are mostly found in the plains and mountains with the horses. Personally I think Eamon would be a more spoiled and less violent type than his brothers and would focus more on material gain they glory, he still is a trained warrior as was pretty common as sons of a chieftain.
Fun fact! The white streaks are from a water/limestone mix that bleached and stiffened hair. Kinda like an early hair spiker/gel! I would’ve drawn aLOT more tattoos but I’m tired and I really didn’t wanna draw celtic knot’s because I’m dumb and they’re very hard to draw
#the hair styles bring me back#the 2 hair image was my favorite as a kid#too bad my grandma always made the tight plaited ones I’m lucky I’m not tender headed because that shit HIRT#I still was the coolest 8 yo#freggzocs#freggzartz#avatar 2009#avatar oc#avatar the way of water#the way of water#navi avatar#na’vi oc#na’vi
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WHO ARE YOU???
....its not like you every cared...
wild card!! kunigami rensuke x fem!! reader
ANGSTT
probably ooc
not proofread
Today was the day that you were finally going to meet Kunigami after not seeing him in what felt like decades. You were a small local café sitting down waiting for him, you already had a cup of tea but he would be here soon, right???. You were excited about meeting him. All you wanted to do was go up a hug him to death and give him millions of kisses all over his face. But even with all that excitement, you knew that kunigami would be different, he's text messages have been so dry, like there was a drone texting you and when you'd watch his newer matches he looked so tired, so drained, like he was more of a soccer drone the an actual human being. When he saw you, would he want to break up with you??? Would he even show up???
You can fondly remember the last day before he went to blue lock he took you out on beach date, and you can remember him kissing you at sunset, promising you that he would text you everyday, call you everyday and when he'd would come back to smother you in kisses and hug you to death, but now your not sure he'd even come to the café at all!!!
You continued to overthink when you suddenly felt a strong hand on your shoulder. "Y/N." Kunigami says he voice sounding emotionless and cold. Without another word, he sat down across from you. god, he looked so tired, so dead looking.
"Oh, Rensuke, ah— how are you???" You say, smiling at him, trying to mask your nervousness. Fuck, you couldn't lie but you felt a bit intimated by him, he was so closed off, you just which you knew what happened so you could help him!!!
"Fine." He responds, he sounds like he couldn't care less about this conversation or this 'date' if you could even call it that at this point. He was not making it easy to keep the conversation going.
"And how's your sisters???" You ask, hoping he would make it more akward than it already was. Thinking about it, know he didn't even hug you, fuck now you were overthinking even more.
"There good." He answers, not any hint of interest in his voice. "That's good!!" You respond, trying to be as nice as possible. You started to pour yourself some tea, trying your best not to worry, its gonna be fineeee.
"Y/N. I'm here cause I want to be clear with you." Kunigami starts speaking, his eyes boring into yours. Fuck, fuck, fuck, you wanted disappear, run away, you wanted to be anywhere but here. "I've thought about it, and we should break up. You're distracting me from my football, and I can't let that happen. I hope you understand." He says blanked face, still staring at you. You could feel yourself frowning, your eyes darting around the place, you could feel the tears welling up in your eyes, you let out a measly "What??" You looked down at the table, staring at the cup of tea, trying not to start sob. You began wiping your tears, feeling like your heart has been trampled on. What a piece of shit.
"I have to go Y/N." Kunigami says, getting up. You had a gut feeling it was going to happen, but God did it hurt. "Rensuke— please, please don't leave me— I love you, —i need you, please." You plead, sobbing quietly, your breathing becoming slightly erratic. You knew it sounded pathetic and needy, but you'd do anything to keep this relationship going.
"Sorry." Kunigami murmurs and turns around quickly. "And don't keep chasing for me, I won't take up back." He stopped for a second and then began to walk away, not saying another word. He didn't even turn around and face you, didn't have to balls to make eye contact why you were pleading with him, your mascara running down your face. This Kunigami was a complete stranger to you, who even was he???
(sorry, I haven't posted for like 4 days. i have such a bad toothache that I've been crying 🤕🤕🤕)
#post!!#bllk#blue lock#bllk x reader#bllk kunigami#kunigami rensuke#kunigami x reader#kunigami angst#bllk angst#this toothache hirt so bad ughghhg
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In a universe where Heart and Mind only remember the loops after they harmonize, what happens if one remembers early?
Hello Tumblr here’s angst
#chonny jash#chonny jash fanart#chonnys charming chaos compendium#cccc#cj heart#cccc heart#cj soul#cccc soul#mini comic#whiteboard fox art#angsty art#art#itsnotjustgibberish#rip the hirt#cringle jimble from my songs#the anarchy anthology
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You know how Miles has an evil clone as a result of being experimented on?
Anyway. Au where Miles finds his clone before he got brainwashed and embraces the single mother Lifestyle.
The adults are deeply horrified. Him having been experimented on was bad enough. Him now having a weapon created with his own DNA and looks was even worse
His fellow arachnikids claim responsibility and safe Miles from the single mother Lifestyle.
I want to add that the clone is ferral. He might look like a 12 year old Miles, but he is more ferral than any human.
He likes to bite people.
Miles still loves his tiny son
Miles: alright! Time to spend time with grandpa Burrito!
Peter, crying: kid, I am 38.
#punkflower#chaiflower#goldenflower#ghostflower#flowerbyte#miles morales atsv#miles morales headcanons#miles morales#miles spiderman#he still has extreme ptsd from getting experimented on#but he couldn't let that child get hirt#parental spider instincts are extremely strong apparently#Miguel straight up tried to murder the clone when he still showed up#he meant well
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Ella Fitzgerald and New Orleans trumpeter Al Hirt, performing at the Super Bowl VI halftime show (1972)
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LOVE AT FIRST KISS
#chainsaw man#asa mitaka#asaden#denji chainsaw man#THATS WHAT I WAS COOKING#hope you like it guys#theyre silly and make my brain hirt and i also cry because of them#i love them
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I made Another SOS design (I think I'm gonna use this one for now)
she's got the personality of toph from avatar the last air bender (because I just remembered that show existed)
#head hirt#crunching on her like shes a potato chip#monch monch#rw sliver of straw#my art#[angels art tag]
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seunghan would defo take you to the kitchen during a movie night with the boys at the dorm. he missed you so much and you just looked so pretty. he couldn't wait for the movie to finish and the boys to go to bed. he had to have you now. he would bend you over the counter, flip your skirt up and slide your panties to the side before dipping his fingers between your lips, chuckling and teasing you about how wet you are. he would slide his fingers inside you and fingerfuck you, holding a hand over your mouth to keep you quiet. he would not stop until you were gushing around his fingers. you can't help but be whiny for him too, your pretty noises being muffled by his hand. i need him.
o h makes you think he’s gonna fuck you there but decides to finger fuck you instead, hand sliding over the skin of your ass, fingers pushing your panties aside. has to taunt you for being so wet already “must’ve been sat there thinking of my cock all night doll” he knows you’re trying to be quiet when he slips his fingers inside of you :( he knows you always try your hardest to be good for him but you’re being too loud so he brings his other hand around to stuff his fingers in your mouth to keep you quiet. letting you suck on them until you’re cumming for him. shouldn’t, but has to fuck you silly whilst you’re bent over the counter
#✧ melody answers#✧ hard hours ✧#riize smut#seunghan smut#✧ neosvcr#your asks are both the best and the worst thing i’m HIRTING
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