#istg vox is my life
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Hi hi hi hi hi big fan of your writing :3 do ya think you can do a vox x female reader when their out in public and some ones hits on reader??? *Disclaimer* I luv u (platonically)
Omg I love this idea and I love you too (platonically as well)!! Vox is my bbg and any idea to get me writing for him is literal heaven-
Anyway, he's a bit of a Yandere, I just know it!!! So here!
Vox x fem!reader
Oneshot!
"Aggro of a Bleeding Heart"
It was rare when you and Vox decided to roam Petagram City. The amount of low-class sinners that also roamed the place made it unsafe not just because of the extreme classicism the Vees believed in, but because crime was as high as you’d expect a city in Hell to be. Of course, today was an exception because you two were on your way to an exclusive club and you just refused to drive to a place so nearby.
So when you arrived at this club, he chose a table for the both of you and got up to greet some fellow overlords. You simply sat there, fancy purse in hand as you patiently waited for your Vox. You were always well-dressed and put together. It was one of the many benefits of being an Overlord’s girlfriend. A particular piece of your outfit that you always flaunted was a huge “V” shaped broach he’d given you. His hat logo atop of the letter. Some people commented on it seeming like him taking ownership of you (which might be true deep down within Vox’s heart) but truth be told, to you, it was a symbol of how close he was to your heart.
Now, needless to say, looking that pretty attracted men to you. All of which you rejected immediately. But rejection didn’t stop men at times. As was the case with the sinner who was flirting with you right now.
“Come on babe~ He probably doesn’t even pay attention to you~ And he definitely doesn’t please you.” The sinner smirked, pointing at your broach.
You made a face of slight disgust at him, “You don’t know anything about me, ok?” You huffed, undignified.
“Oh, I but I bet he doesn’t treat you right. Come on…~ Ditch that flat screen bastard. C’mon, you know you wanna…~” He insisted. You shook your head, suddenly noticing a figure behind him. Good, this would be over soon.
"I already told you, I'm not interested." You scoffed.
Behind him stood Vox, electricity cracking behind him and fangs out like a bloodthirsty animal. He was beyond protective of you and upon seeing another man speaking to you while you tried to move away from him, he knew he had to jump in.
“Í̷̬s̶̨͂ ̶̟͆ḧ̴̖e̸͆͜ ̷̯̊b̷̗̄o̶̡̐ẗ̴̮́ẖ̸͗ȩ̴͝r̶̢̃ǐ̵͍n̵̡͗g̶̗̈ ̸͍͠y̴͜͝ỏ̴͖ű̷̩,̸̞̒ ̶̦͋b̸̼̿ǎ̶̢ḅ̴͆y̷͖͝?̶̭̇ ” He asked, unable to keep his voice normal. The glitching being a sign of his agitation. He wanted to murder the man in front of him, strangle him with his bare hands, but he couldn’t. He would not dare cause that big of a scene.
“I already told him that I wasn't interested in him.” You sighed, simply annoyed by the stranger’s persistence.
That stranger turned quickly, and once he saw Vox behind him, attempted to scurry away from the situation. However, Vox swiftly appeared in front of him, grabbing the man by the collar.
“Y̵o̷u̴'̷r̶e̴ ̵p̷r̶e̶t̶t̸y̴ ̶f̶u̷c̶k̸i̶n̵g̵ ̶b̵o̷l̴d̸,̸ ̶a̸r̴e̴n̴'̶t̵ ̶y̷o̷u̸?̴ ̷T̴a̸l̴k̵i̶n̶g̵ ̸t̸o̵ ̸m̴y̵ ̴g̵i̸r̵l̴ ̷t̸h̵a̷t̶ ̶w̷a̴y̶.̷.̶.̸ ” Vox hissed, still crackling in pure rage. “I̶ ̷h̴e̸a̷r̴d̸ ̶a̷l̷l̵ ̴t̷h̴e̸ ̷s̵h̷i̸t̶ ̷y̴o̶u̸ ̷w̶e̴r̴e̴ ̴t̴e̵l̴l̴i̴n̶g̷ ̶h̷e̷r̸.̷ ̴Y̸o̵u̴ ̸t̶h̷i̴n̶k̵ ̸I̷ ̶c̵a̵n̸'̶t̴ ̶p̸l̶e̸a̸s̴e̶ ̷m̸y̸ ̸o̷w̴n̸ ̸w̶o̷m̴a̵n̷?̵ ” Vox added. His voice shaking as much as his hands. He looked like a rabid dog and it was… kind of hot to you.
“N-no, s-sir!” The man stuttered.
“It’s not what I heard you say, you u̸g̸l̸y̷ ̶f̵u̷c̷k̴i̵n̴g̵ ̷s̵l̷u̴g̴… I’ll give you two minutes to leave the vicinity before I b̴l̷o̸w̷ ̶y̵o̴u̶r̴ ̸f̸u̴c̶k̸i̶n̵g̶ ̴b̵r̶a̷i̴n̴s̸ ̴o̵u̸t̷ ̶w̵i̵t̵h̸ ̶a̷ ̸C̶r̶a̵m̵i̴n̶e̶.̴.̴.̸ ” He threatened. Oh, and he was very much capable of this. Shooting a sinner with an authentic Carmine weapon was something he’d proved he wasn’t above doing when it came to your safety or his jealousy, for that matter. And unlike regular gunshots, there was no coming back from a fatal shot from a Carmine weapon. If you were killed by it, you were fucked. Gone into oblivion.
“Y-yes sir!” The sinner stuttered. Vox let go of his collar and the puny man that had flirted with you a few minutes ago was now stumbling over himself trying to leave the club.
Vox shuddered, calming down and sitting next to you. He wrapped his arm around your shoulders and pulled you closer towards him. “Fuck… I hate the fucking scum we live amongst. I’m not leaving you alone on a night out ever again, I’m… sorry about that bastard.”
“It ok Voxxie, it was kinda hot… what you did, you know?” You chuckled slightly.
“Yeah? You like it when I get all jealous over you?” He smirked, letting out a breathy chuckle.
“Yeah, I like it when you get all glitchy and crackly. It’s kinda cute...” You giggled.
“I should do it more often, then~.” He chuckled, planting a peck on your lips.
You kissed his screen and chuckled, "You should, it suits you a lot~" You cooed, placing a hand on his chest.
Vox let out another chuckle, "Well, good to know. Now I know how to win you over when you're being a brat."
"Hush, you! We're in public!" You protested, embarrassed that he'd say that out loud, but finding it kind of funny.
"Who said I meant it that way. Get your mind out of the gutter, baby~" He teased, holding your waist.
"I fucking hate you." You joked.
"Oh, you love me~" He retorted with a cocky laugh.
#yandere vox#yandere vox x reader#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#vox hazbin hotel#hazbin vox#vox x reader headcanons#yandere vox is canon#vox x reader#vox#vox hazbin#jealous vox#istg vox is my life#vox is so silly i swear
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Vox won the hottest Hazbin Hotel character poll on twitter against Lucifer in the final round and I can't stop thinking about it I love my pathetic TV Girl he deserves it
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin vox#hazbin alastor#vox#my art#comic#autodesk sketchbook#digital art#I followed the whole thing earlier today and it was like running a fucking marathon istg#he stayed at 50/50 with Lucifer for so long and only went to 51 in the last 2 hours it was wild#my poor guy fought for his life out there#ALSO IT'S SO FUNNY HOW ALASTOR LOST AGAINST LUCI IN THE SECOND ROUND BUT VOX MANAGED TO BEAT LUCI???? WHAT???#I'm not complaining ofc I love Vox but if Vox managed to do it why not Alastor aghjsagjjsab#anyways I love my tv girl
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I'M GOING TO LIAM O'BRIEN AND LAURA BAILEY'S FRONT DOOR RIGHT NOW SOMEONE HAS TO PAY FOR THE EMOTIONAL DAMAGE I JUST TOOK OK
#THEY HAD NO RIGHT#THEY ALREADY RUINED MY LIFE ONCE#THEY JUST CAN'T DO THIS TO ME AGAIN#I'M OWED FINANCIAL COMPENSATION ISTG#tlovm#s2e03#the sunken tomb#vex'ahlia#vax'ildan#the legend of vox machina#vox machina
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A Business Proposal
(Y/N) is currently single and works for a company. They have a friend that they have held a crush on for a long time, but they learn that their friend has a lover. (Y/N) feels sad and decides to meet their friend Nix, who is a daughter of a wealthy family. Nix then asks (Y/N) to take her place in a blind date and even offers some money for their time. (Y/N) accepts their friend's offer. They goes out on the blind date as Nix, while having the intention to get rejected by their date. But when they see their blind date, (Y/N) is dumbfounded. Their blind date is Vox, their boss.
Vox is the CEO of a the biggest technology corporation in all of the pride ring. One day as a joke, his colleagues(Velvette & Valentino) set him up for a surprise blind date. Vox is a workaholic and he is annoyed that the other Vees continue to randomly do this. So, he decides to marry the next person whom he meets at a blind date, so he won't be disturbed from his work anymore. That woman is (Y/N), but pretending to be Nix.
On the following day, (Y/N) receives a phone call from Vox. He asks her to marry him.
I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME STOP DRAWING KDRAMA POSTERS HELLO- I might draw one for Alastor and Nix next istg- also these posters and stuff could literally just slot into my Actor AU this is the real reason why I went ahead and made it AHDKSBDKSKJDJS- MY BRAIN IS BRAINROTTING HAHAHAHAHA I SHOULD BE WRITING MY SERIES OR DOING CHEM BUT AAAAAAAAA-
Somebody please stop me at this rate I'm going to end up rewriting these ideas into fecking fics myself and I do not need that when I'm busy working on requests and my series AAAAAA- @a-hazbin-reader I mentioned your OC again they are officially a part of my actor AU now MUAHAHAHAHA- anyway I love ur stuff thanks for letting me include ur gal :D
#hazbin hotel#vox x reader#vox#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel x reader#vox x you#hazbin vox x reader#hazbin hotel vox x reader#my art#actor au
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as an avid velvette lover, i gotta ask about your hcs for her, give me the silly random shit, smut WHATEVER- i just need more of HER (and ideas to doodle)
AAA HI I LOVE YOUR ART AND THIS ASK WAS SO MUCH FUN TO DO OMFG :3
Theese headcanons are all over the place, they also include a bit of Vox and Valentino, they're everywhere so apologies in advance!! (Bit of NSFW) enjoy!!!
~ Velvette can't spell for shit, ok this is random but this poor girl cant help to save her life
~ She is the typa girl to sing I'm the shower (really fucking loudly mind you) and sometimes you cheer her on outside the shower.
~ Her favorite types of movies are musicals, more specifically Heathers (me too girl)
~ As much as she loves extravagant dates she prefers cozy movie dates with you, feeding each other chocolate strawberries and all that stuff.
~ Her favorite season is summer, and her favorite holiday?
~ “My favorite holiday? Well obviously it's my birthday! why wouldn't it be”
~ She likes drawing sometimes, she sketches in her journal, usually outfit designs but sometimes other stuff too.
~ More specifically you. you looked through her journal while she was at work once and there were a hell of a lot of sketches with you, a few of her sketches were both of you with little hearts around them, and a few pages with you modeling her outfit ideas.
~ Velvette used to take you both to clubs, but you got hit on one too many times and she refuses to take you to one ever again.
~ Every year she throws the most crazy halloween party where everyone gets drunk, her last halloween costume was a female (kinda slutty) ghostface costume
~ Her halloween parties usually go south immediately, Valentino is trying to get everyone to work for him and is high out of his mind, he's been staring at the ceiling lamp for an hour.
~ Vox is chugging alcohol and is getting way too drunk, he's glitching out every sentence. He's calling carmilla drunk and telling her what a bitch she is apparently, carmilla Is used to this and ain't amused, she's gonna block his number soon.
~ As for Velvette she's recording everyone's stupidity and mostly sober, had a few hits of weed and about four shots, but she can handle alcohol pretty well so you aren't too worried.
~ As for you, you stay near Velvette's side, watching it all burn. you don't usually leave her side
~ Not that you need to though, Velvette is pretty much anything you'll ever need <3
~ She gifted you a collar once and she gets all pissy at you when you take it off, you don't normally use it during sex but there are a few occasions.
~ The collar is purple and red with a silver lining, it's kinda tight around your neck but, whatever makes Velvette happy I suppose
~ She hosts Christmas parties too, they're a bit more chill because it's less people but Val is drinking the entire bottle of eggnog, vox is asleep on the couch with an ugly Christmas sweater he was forced to put on (I hc him not liking Christmas too much. (request vox headcanons pls) And Velvette's giving people incredibly stupid gifts for the gift exchange.
~ during her breaks she usually eats lunch, and bitches about her day (Mainly just Val and Vox) while you sit in between/on her thighs
~ As for drawing ideas, I like the idea of Velvette painting your nails all these pretty colors :3
~Another idea I like is just velvette pulling the most sadistic pranks on val, bc let's be real he deserves it (as for what the prank is idk)
~ Also istg I'd pay to see art of the Halloween party mentioned earlier (on a side note, I love your art it's really good omfg 😭)
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Had a lotta fun doing this, hope you enjoyed too!
-xoxo, Ari
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel smut#hazbin hotel fluff#hazbin hotel romantic#romantic#fluff#smut#hazbin hotel velvette#velvette#the vees#vox hazbin hotel#valentino hazbin hotel
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No because im genuinely in awe rn. How is accidental baby acquisition not the main star of this blog yet? It literally has so much potential - The hotel being confused abt Lucas, heaven kicking up a fuss about it, Alastor being pissed off at Lucifer for having a child after meeting him, lucifer thinking if this is actually his child with alastor, angel making sex jokes about the 2, maybe heaven harms lucas thinking it would get lucifer to do something, charlie summoning lucas and thinking/treating him like he's her actual brother while lucas is like ???, maybe vox or the vees could see lucas as blackmail material for s story about alastor's love child and could use it against him, zestial/carmilla somehow knowing everything and laughing from the sidelines, etc etc etc
I have so many ideas about this, but I suck at writing so bad I can't even do shit, and I love accidental baby acquisition so much and I see so less posts abt it and it breaks my heart cuz I think it is such an amazing story and deserves alot of hype.
I just yapped about this for no reason at all, thank you for coming to my ted talk, and idk who created the accidental baby acquisition but whoever it is I love you and wish you create more or anyone for that matter pls pls spl pls write more of it istg I would write if I could but I cant write to save my life
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Requested by: @bzzyb00-96
Anything for You
Vox x GN Reader
A/n: Istg I've been watching the Newsies so much just within the past few days, like this is my third time watching it while writing this 💃 Anyways, had a lot of fun writing this! This is my first time writing anything for characters so I hope it turned out good 🙏 Also! This took a bit longer to post just because I spent like 10 hours on that damn drawing trying to get it right 💀 Next time I'm not drawing a full ass character in a pose, especially bc I won't have time during the week-
Warnings: slight cursing like twice but that's it- also might be ooc but eh, what can you do 🤷♀️
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It wasn't often that Vox had time to relax. A majority of his time was filled with meetings, filing out paperwork, and airing on his show. It didn't help that nearly every other day he had to deal with Valentino's constant temper tantrums. Because of this, Vox grew to appreciate your company a lot more. Your voice alone was enough to ease his aches and worries- which is why he couldn't say no to a movie night in the comfort of your shared bedroom.
"Would you want to bake something before we watch a movie? I was thinking chocolate chip cookies because we have the ingredients for it and I figured you wouldn't want to head out and buy ingredients." You said in that sickeningly sweet tone of yours. He swore you did it on purpose sometimes.
A chuckle left his lips- or, screen? "Anything for you, sweetheart." As the both of you made your way into the kitchen, you spent the remainder of the time mixing the ingredients together. Occasionally you two would bicker about what the right measurements were.
"I'm pretty sure it's half a cup of sugar, doll face." He crossed his arms in amusement.
"And I'm pretty sure I know how to read, dumbass. Look, it says one cup right there." You handed your phone to him and pointed to where it said 1 cup of granulated sugar. Just as you were about to tease him about being wrong, he burst your bubble.
"You do remember that we're halving the recipe, right? You were the one that suggested it in the first place" A smirk lit up his screen as realization dawned on you.
"Right- I knew that" Your face turned hot with embarrassment as you waved off his remark and measured out 1/2 a cup of sugar.
"Sure you did, sweetheart-"
"Oh shut up!" You elbowed him in the side with a huff, focusing on the task at hand. Vox simply chuckled before leaning in and placing a kiss on the top of your head. You had gotten used to the staticky feeling his kisses left, and even found it endearing.
After a while the cookies had finally finished baking, which you had all but shoved Vox away insisting you take it out of the oven. "Stand back, Princess, wouldn't want you frying your circuits now." He scoffed at the remark, leaning against the counter as you put on oven mitts and carefully grabbed the tray of freshly baked cookies. The sweet aroma filled the air around the both of you making you wish you hadn't halved the recipe.
Vox made his way into the pantry to grab a package of popcorn and
The two of you settled into the couch once the snacks were prepped and turned on a random shitty romcom- as Vox had put it. The movie slowly became background noise as his attention focused on you curled up by his side. He had to admit, it all seemed so domestic with you. Healthy relationships were foreign to him before you entered his life if that wasn't apparent with Valentino. Even while he was alive he always spent too much time focusing on his work to have a lasting relationship. You, on the other hand, were always so patient and caring with him- you knew he had a lot on his plate with being the head of VoxTech and made sure he took breaks, made sure he ate and drank, and you let him know if he did anything wrong. And God was he grateful for you. He always asked himself what he did to deserve someone like you... but despite it all, the one thing that ran through his head was how he would do anything for you. He planted a soft kiss on the top of your head, his screen resting there for a few seconds before focusing his attention back onto the movie.
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Hope you all enjoyed this one! I genuinely don't think I like it 🥰 But that could just be because I was too distracted by the Newsies soundtrack while writing this 🧍♀️
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Original Starlet!Vox Anon here again, I'm surprised to see so many people like the idea. So I guess I'll share some more stuff I had: was listening to Public Relations from the SMASH musical earlier ( https://youtu.be/mk2-xVqG9Ic?si=D68aupjpivhJhiPG - its a musical based off of Marilyn Monroe) and just.
Imagine Vox being some sort of Marilyn Monroe esque pop figure? And perhaps him even meeting / being inspired by Alastor's radio show when he was younger, so he's got a lot of mannerisms in common with his mate: which leads to the whole Hotel Gang going "oh wow you guys are really made for each other, you're so alike" while watching old movies. Plus in old interviews as a human he gets asked once "who inspires you, miss?" and Vox just goes "Oh, this radio star I used to listen to back when I was younger". Alastor gets all huffy and jealous about it (AKA he goes on a killing spree) only to get embarrassed when Vox informs him that the radio star in question was himself.
Also obsessed with this one variation of Vox I saw where he and Velvette were swapped (aka he had a better fashion taste because. Vox honey I love you but dear GOD he is so trans because only a transmasc would wear something that awful (I am Also trans) and think its good) and I imagine that to be how Vox dresses in this au. Like, nothing too flashy, but he's got sleek black turtlenecks and off the shoulder blazer combos with flowy slacks and colour coordinated vests for when he's throwing down with Alastor in the streets. It's that old money fashion, baby!
Also, I think it'd be really funny if the last movie he made before his first (fake) "death" had something to do with ending up in Hell. The second to last movie anon was onto something with that plot though, come back and cook
Hello OG! Did you see the artwork your au received? If not, here is the link!
It's beautiful
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Alastor getting pissy at the idea of having competition for Vox's inspiration is hilarious to me. I imagine he's trying to find this mysterious radio man who inspired his mate, and then it turns out to be him? He'd be so embarrassed, but luckily Vox finds it cute and wouldn't hold it against him.
Vox is so trans-coded istg-
I stole some of my friend's clothes, and I can confirm they are all turtlenecks, so I can 100% see Vox wearing that type of clothes. Especially in Hell because he's trying to cover up any hickies he got from Valentino before he started dating Alastor, he kept all the clothes to match with Alastor instead of hiding himself now though
All of Vox's movies predicted his life and Vox's new saying is just "to the surprise to abso-freaking-nobody" everytime something happens to him that happened in his movies
Holy fuck I thought that was you. Other anon come back and cook!! We demand more
#hazbin hotel#anonymous#vox hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#radiostatic#hollywood star au#starlet au
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HIGHSCHOOL AU ? ! ☆
featuring !! — luxiem.
synopsis !! — if the luxiem members were in school. like which type of students they would be lmao.
format !! — headcanons.
warnings !! — cursing. not proofread sorry :(
kyori's note !! — this has been sitting in my drafts for wayyy too long. anyways tysm for 100+ followers <3 !
VOX AKUMA ! ☆
two words : everyone's crush.
he's like those senior students yk? like the ones who are good at almost everything.
like they know their shit.
his locker is full of love letters too.
mr attractive here definitely has his way with words. ✧\(>o<)ﾉ✧
like he'll cover up for you with his smooth talking skills for sure.
i'd say he has never lost an argument.
he's not loud but he's not quite either.
but he's not fond of the student council, like they might as well have asked him a hundred times but he said : no <3
literally everyone would gush over him, even the teachers because of how well he performs.
his grades definitely are good. i'm talking about straight A's and B's.
his favorite subject is prolly chemistry smh. mf has a big brain.
but once you become close friends with him, oh boy he changes sfjshw-
only his close friends get to experience his goofiness lmfao.
he will make unsieso jokes for sure. and literally the next second he'll answer the question the teacher had asked. pog.
so basically : hot nerd but not really ???" ( he has def pulled some pranks on some teachers with mysta and always got away with it. )
IKE EVELAND ! ☆
pretty boy.
like literally, everyone calls him that.
he basically plays almost every instrument.ヽ(｡◕o◕｡)ﾉ
his favorite subject is either english or history.
has never skipped a single class. never.
prolly never dated anyone.
he won't talk to you unless you talk to him. ( i'm calling myself out- )
once you become close, he's still the same but definitely more talkative.
ike's definitely every teacher's favorite. no doubt.
he's not really a fan of attention.
obviously he gets amazing grades bestie, like straight A's. has never gotten a B in his life.
like he manages his time so well, like he gets good sleep and also submits everything before the deadline.
has never been late either.
younger students definitely look up to him.
however he hates biology with a burning passion. ( same. )
idk why but i feel like he dresses really nicely too. he wears very aesthetically pleasing outfits.
definitely in the student council.
he also tried to wear eyeliner once. and oh boy.
everyone fell in love with ike that day.
SHU YAMINO ! ☆
a certified nerd. in the best way possible ofc <3
he's good at everything. help.
he loves maths sm it hurts.
part of the student council too cause his parents forced him into it lmao.
only has like some close friends.
shu isn't the biggest fan of school events either. so he definitely has lied some ( multiple ) times that he's sick and can't make it.
says "ayyyyyy" unironically whenever he gets something right.
he has the weirdest sense of humor.
he drinks wayyy too much tea.
like literally shu please stop and drink some water ffs. Σ(ಠ_ಠ)
he likes art but sometimes ends up goofing off by drawing balls on the canvas. but like it's abstract so you wouldn't know it was intentional lmao.
and then when the art pieces are displayed he's trying his best no to laugh.
he submits his projects like the next day they were assigned. like mf you have an entire week. no need to pull an all nighter.
shu isn't really that popular. but people who know him call him a meme god because of his extensive knowledge on memes.
he has like 273989 hoodies istg.
LUCA KANESHIRO ! ☆
himbo. duh.
he's "that" jock yk?
people are simps for him. they're so down bad but luca is so innocent bro i can't.
he loves sports a lot. plays basketball, soccer, literally anything. you name it.
he's definitely a rich kid.
istg luca wears the most expensive colognes in existence.
also his fashion sense is immaculate.
he tries his best in other subjects but he's an average student.
like constant B's sometimes an A, he tries his best tho. ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ
the type of guy to help you when you can't reach anything.
he's really dense when it comes to romance as i've mentioned before.
"luca i love you !"
"awww i love you too" :)
obviously he uses pog wayyyy too much.
literal sunshine. the classes are gloomy without him.
idk he has this friendly ( golden retriever ) aura that just makes everyone love him. you can't hate him, it's impossible.
doesn't like maths. has skipped loads of math classes lmfao.
buys ppl lunch wayyy too often, like sir i know your rich but please. that money could've been spent on c6 kazuha vdjsj-
MYSTA RIAS ! ☆
he's wild. ofc he is, he's mysta snjskdk-
epic prankster. literally his brain is so big when it comes to pulling pranks it's kinda concerning ngl.
obviously all of that big brain energy shrinks when it comes to maths.
but he's a pretty average student too.
according to mysta "it shouldn't exist since calculators are a thing".
i feel like ppl don't realize he's actually about to graduate because of how he acts sometimes ( º _ º )
but he's surprising mature when it comes to group projects. like sir where's the screaming child that we all love?
man's got drip.
mysta the type of person to leave class the slowest and then miss out on lunch and be like "AYO WTF?!?"
he needs to stop chugging down literally every fucking energy drink.
so about the pranks i mentioned earlier, yeah he's never been caught.
he writes and doodles random ass stuff on his notebooks.
"hey mysta ! can i borrow your notes ?"
"sure !" :)
and then there will be a terribly drawn dog on the pages hyusjs-
it's cute tho <3
mysta fucking rias also needs to sleep because holy this bottom does not get a wink of sleep.
oh and yes, he sometimes listens to literally the most weird music in existence.
one time his earphones got unplugged and oh boy.
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Thorn here, continuing the Vox's killer joins the Hazbin hotel AU, but since it's pretty much wrapped up it's more to do with Vox's injury.
I think had it been a regular knife Vox would be fine. Velvette could swap the heads out and Val could give Vox a boost by shredding one of his many many souls and giving Vox that soul's energy as a boost. But an angelic knife... that causes soul damage.
And yes, Vox's soul obviously moves out of his head easily as he swaps it out/and he must not have very much of his soul in it to begin with, but it's still an extremely dangerous wound. Obviously everyone can see the nick from the blade and the bleeding soul--a vibrant color only seen during/after extermination leaking from Vox's head, and everyone just turns to Vaggie--expecting her to know how to fix this. And she's like: "I don't know! Maybe--all I know is Lucifer survived his battle with Michael because Lilith loved him and bound her soul with his. That's what the word around Heaven was. So....someone who loves Vox--and is willing to restrict themselves to one partner only--needs to bind themselves to him."
And of course Alastor says he'll do it.
thorn. gently takes you by the shoulders and stares deeply into your eyes. Why would you do this to me.
fucking. soulbond shit again always gets me istg... the idea of loving someone somuch youre willing to bind yourselves to them to give them a second chance at life... urgh. imgonna be sick they make me SICK
what do you think voxs reaction to it would be when (if) he wakes up... im placing my bets on immediate panic/fear and maybe acceptance of death (<- he thinks als there to finish the job his assailant failed)
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i need to go be productive in society (unfortunate, truly) so i wont see your response(s) to this for a bit but uhh i finished the dresses/suit drawing, hope you and the rest of a/v² like it, vox :))) (and yeah im still working on the other misc doodles im just impatient and wanted to get this out lmao)
((ooc, mod im sorry that i wasnt able to incorporate any pink into vox's dress, i couldn't find a way to do so that didn't look ugly 😔😔😔 i hope my take on it is still acceptable <3))
Ooc// holy CRAB APPLES THAT LOOKS AMAZINF- AND DW ABOUT NO PINK THAT LOOKS SO FREAKING COOL ISTG✨✨✨💞💞💞
[My, my! Peachy returns with more wonderful art! You did indeed do that comfy dress justice, viewer, I may just have to wear it more often if it looks as good in real life as in your drawing!✨⚡️]
@cannibals-and-radio @red-velvette-swirl
#flat fuck voxday#a/v²#hazbin hotel rp blog#ask the tv bitch#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#cannibals and radio#red velvette#rp blog#hazbin hotel alastor
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First of all: I *love* your writing, it's really good :]]
Second: Could we get a Vox x gn!sick!reader ? I've got a really bad case of the flu atm and i figured it might be cute
Thanks so much!!! I got you!! Vox anything is my specialty!! Anyway, hope you get better!!!
Vox x gn!sick!reader
"I said, Rest and Drink Some Tea!"
Imagine!
You sniffled, the covers keeping you warm but you were still shivering. It was horrible what was happening to you. You wouldn’t be able to work or even walk out of your room. But worse of all, you had a date with Vox today. You didn’t even have the energy to pick up the phone to call him. However, you didn’t even have to.
Before you knew it, he’d zapped himself into your room. Eyes opening wide when he saw the state you were in. “What happened? You’re sick and you didn’t tell me? I almost thought you stood me up!” he sighed, sitting at the foot of your bed.
You sighed, your head throbbing, “I can barely even bring myself to speak…”
“Is it that bad? Shit… Look, stay here, I’ll bring you some tea or something, you get some rest. Don’t even try to get up!” He insisted, at which you simply nodded.
Once he came back, you’d dozed off a bit, but he tapped you awake, propping you up so he could give you your tea. “Here, I had someone make you some tea. Just sit back, have some rest, and drink some tea.” He spoke, lying down by your side.
“Vox no… you’re gonna get sick…” You grumbled, your nose stuffy and your will to argue so minimal that that was all you told him.
“And? I’ll be fine. Just shut up and sleep.” He hissed, cuddling close to you. He snapped his finger, turning on your TV and putting on a movie. “You need anything, just let me know, ok?” He added, pulling out his phone and texting his secretary to cancel all his meetings today. Immediately after, he sent a voice message, “Hey Velvette, Y/n is sick, I’m staying with them until they get better. Tell Val to NOT bother me today.”
He then, cuddled you closer, lying down with you until you fell asleep. Shit, he took a nap himself. And he didn’t really care if he got sick, he could just drink some medicine and call it a day.
However, in the middle of that nap, you felt like you needed to get up. You didn���t know why, but despise this you were still tired. So you did, forgetting Vox was cuddling you. When you shifted, he grumbled awake. Seeing you standing up, shivering from the cold.
“Hey! I told you to rest and drink your tea! What are you doing up?”He exclaimed.
“I don't know, I just didn’t wanna lie down anymore…” You mumbled.
“Yeah, but you have to rest up until you feel better…” He sighed. “Come on, I’ll get you whatever you want, I’ll even change the show. Just don’t do anything. I’d rather you not overexert yourself…”
You huffed softly, “Fine… I just… I feel kind of useless right now.”
“Be as useless as you want. It’s kind of the point of me taking care of you. You shouldn’t be doing shit.” Vox retorted. “Come back to bed, now. C’mon…” He added, reaching out to you. And you just couldn’t say no to those inviting arms. So you returned to him, napping in his arms again.
#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel#radio killed the video star#vox#vox header#hazbin hotel vox#vox x reader#vox hazbin hotel#vox fluff#fluff#hazbin hotel fluff#istg vox is my life#vox is just so bbg i swear#vox is so silly i swear
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Hazbin Top 5
I was going to make a top 10 character list, but realized after the first 5 I didn't know where to place anyone- But in case you're curious, some contenders for the remaining 6-10, in no specific order, were Angel Dust, Charlie, Emily, Niffty, and Sir Pentious. Now here's my top 5 with reasonings and appreciation for them all!
5. Lucifer
Obviously bro is relatable, not only for his awkwardness and hyperfixations, but he also happens to be the same height as I am at about 5'2" (according to the sources I've seen). Being the same height as Lucifer is my biggest flex lmao- I still have no idea why his hatred of Alastor seemed so instant. Like yeah, Alastor was trying to annoy him by being a better dad to Charlie, but the whole 'fuck you' moment happened before any of that started. Did he just sense the bad vibes off of him or what? Anyway, his awkwardness and desperation to connect with his daughter make for probably my favorite lines of the episode, such as the "Hey bitch!" and the whole "You like girls? So do I!" situation followed by him being so distracted he called Vaggie by the wrong name. Perfect comedy
4. Lute
I love her an insane amount for someone who shows up so relatively little with so few lines, but here we are. I've already made an entire post about her, here it is if you want it, so I'll keep this short (Spoiler alert: I failed). I actually don't think I mentioned just how attractive this woman is, so let's get that out there right now. I know I'm not the only one who thinks this, about half the people I've seen react to Episode 6 have seen Lute without her mask, took a pause of recognition, and we all knew what they were thinking before the pressed play. Istg my taste in women (and sometimes even men, thanks Vox) is just "Can they murder me without a second thought? Yes? That's hot". My favorite line of hers is when she's hyping up the army with Adam and says "Rip Vaggie's cunt mouth out her ass!" and even Adam has to be like "damn girl chill what the hell-" She's so feral I love her so much
3. Rosie
Everyone needs a Rosie in their lives. I don't just mean a regular therapist, I mean a person in your life, friend or family member, who will talk you out of your downward spiral and gently call you out on why those paranoid thoughts are actually pretty unrealistic (the other side of the same coin would be Husk, he's just more blunt about it). I'm also still completely convinced she has some interesting and sad backstory based on how she was talking to Charlie and I need to know about it so bad. "It can be difficult to admit to things you're not proud of, especially if those things hurt the ones you love" Ma'am what did you do? I find it hard to believe it's just about the cannibalism. I don't know if in this instance, she's the one who hurt someone or someone else hurt her and she was the one who failed to forgive them, but either way I need answers.
2. Vox
Y'all know I love this man in more ways than one, he one the hottest Hazbin character poll for a reason. But I swear everything about this man makes me love him as a character more. First, I always love a technology based character, his electricity powers and literal screen head are the coolest thing in the world to me. He's voiced by Christian Borle, which was a fantastic choice, along with the glitched effect his voice gets when he's mad, I love to see it. Apparently it's also canon he can fly (with rocket shoes)?? He just keeps getting the best character design choices possible, this can't possibly be fair- The fact his first introduction was being done with Val, telling him to call tf down, and treating him like a child ("Now that's why they pay you the big bucks!") was a pretty good first impression for me lol, made even funnier when it was followed by him losing all sense of rationalism when Alastor entered his line of sight.
1. Alastor
The character my blog is named after, this should not be a surprise. Shockingly enough, despite my obsession for him and acknowledgement of his charming nature and generally attractive design, I' do not simp for him in the slightest'm not personally attracted to him in the slightest. I simp for a TV and yet apparently deer man with permanent smile is where I draw the line idk- The most I want from him is to be as good of a friend to him as Rosie is (well that and to touch his ears but that's a given). But this is another character I love literally everything about. Who would've thought the concepts of 'radio host', 'serial killer', and 'literal deer' would work so well together to create this dapper yet terrifying fucking cryptid. Not only can he be either incredibly scary or a silly guy, he can and has done both at once. Example: Episode 3 when he's just casually eating a deer carcass in his room (in which he summoned a whole ass bayou). I was genuinely so glad when the 'this face was made for radio' thing happened in episode 1, confirming that they were still gonna lean into his creepy-as-fuck distortion and general vibe he had in the pilot. He's horrifying and evil and I love that about him. Meanwhile he also says shit like "Now he's pissy, that's the tea" (definitely taught to him by Rosie) and kicks his legs on the bed like a schoolgirl as if he hasn't committed countless atrocities. My favorite character, everyone-
Wow I wrote more than I meant to for this, sorry about the essay-
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✨ /🎶 if u haven't answered those already:]
✨- which fictional character (book, show, or movie) do you relate to most?
hmmm this one’s a difficult question, actually. because I relate to certain aspects of a lot of characters, but figuring out the one that I relate to the most is tough.. so I guess I’ll just give you a the first three I can think of lol :3
- Samantha Carter from Stargate Sg-1 gets a place on this list if only just because she’s the character that inspired me to pursue astrophysics <3
- please don’t be alarmed when I say c!dream 😭 but, not to get too personal, I think his fears of losing control in his own life and the fear of change and feeling like you’re not allowed to just be a person are stuff I very strongly resonate with, but, unlike him, I’m in therapy 🩷
- Keyleth from critical role/the legend of vox machina as well bc we’re both anxious and there are lots of expectations placed upon us but we’re also making the choice to be kind in this world <3
🎶- favorite song right now?
It’s Golden Hour Somewhere by Lovejoy.
You don’t understand. This has been my favorite song since its release. I love a bunch of other songs, but somehow none compare. I think– I think something’s wrong. The levels of abnormal I am about this song are unreal. Like, I do not understand how this song has wormed its way into my very being. It’s like the fungi from the last of us istg that is how entangled this song is in my soul
#thank you for the ask jack :3#the character one was hard but hopefully I answered it well lol#stella answers#transillumina#ask game
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omg hi i just discovered your account and i love your writing???? it gives me so many butterflies
i was wondering if you could write the luxiem boys as house husbands? idkk something about domestic aus are so soft???
House Husband/Domestic Luxiem
a/n: domestic au is top tier yall no cap. i think it's very endearing mostly bcs they're now part of your life and contributing to your living space. here's my apology post after that ike slowburn :D yall were emotionally damaged after that--
also guys, be sure to look out for an announcement post very soon after this post!
Vox Akuma 👹🌹
isn’t he already lol
he def vibes househusband the most
he’s got the cooking skills, he does his chores very diligently
he’d be the most scandalous househusband honestly
he plays into the role a bit too much and uses it to purposely tease you into oblivion
being a househusband and a maid are two different things vox istg 🤦♀️
when you come home from work after a long day, he’s got dinner ready for you
and you always come home to a 5 star ten course meal, no matter how many times you tell vox to take it easy on himself
he’ll just lean over to kiss you on the lips as he unties the apron around his waist
“i only want the best for my spouse, what isn’t there i wouldn’t do for you?” he’ll grin, taking your hand and dragging you over to the dinner table
how much do y’all wanna bet he’s tried cooking with JUST his apron ( > _・ )
he’s one cheeky bastard so he’ll spoon feed you when you can
“vox no,” you whine, inching away from the spoon
vox clicks his tongue, “now now, my dear, you’ve had too long of a day to do anything. you need rest so let me do things for you.”
“i can eat by myself you know!!”
he doesn’t care and he’ll keep urging you to take the spoonful
it’s only because he’s hot you humor him¯\_(°‿°)_/¯
“awe was that so hard?” vox smiles mockingly as you pout. then he has the fucking audacity to spoon you another portion, “open wide, dear.”
you would insist every night that you’d wash the dishes and rly you do!
you want to pay vox back for always welcoming you with fancy meals
but again, vox akuma is a very resilient demon so he’s quick to block the sink and push you away easily
“what did i tell you about resting, hm?”
“move your ass over, vox.”
“and who are you to order me around, little one?”
swiftly without much effort, vox picks you up and places you down only when you’re in front of the bathroom
“babeeee just let me do the dishes this once!”
“not happening. come on, you need a bath. i’ll have tea ready for you once you’re done,” vox crosses his arms
srsly why are y’all arguing over who gets to wash the dishes
it’s not even about being reluctant to do it either
he’s going to undress you himself if you were being extra stubborn
not before kissing you senseless ofc <3
“mmph,” you’re interrupted as vox holds you against him
“hey, i love you,” he whispers before kissing you again. “just let me do all the work okay? you’ve worked just as hard so it’s time to take a proper break, my love.”
it’s only then you finally give in and take that bath
and when you get out, your tea (or coffee if you prefer) will be ready by the coffee table in the living room and vox already sat down by the couch waiting for you
“hello, my love. come, sit.”
he always means his lap btw-`д´-
if it had been a particularly bad day for you, vox is nothing but ready with all preparations
food problems are solved since he always cooks only the best and all your favorites
after dinner, he’s going to scoop you into his arms without another word before bathing you himself
at that point, you were just too tired to protest and plus, you loved vox’s gentle hands as he massaged the shampoo into your hair
candles of your favorite scent are lit, the lights down and some gentle music to help you relax
vox will also be whispering sweet nothings to help you release even more tension
“the day is over now, y/n. you’re safe here with me,” he whispers with a smile, brushing back a wet strand hair out of the way as he goes to kiss you
his love language as i’ve mentioned before includes acts of service, so that’s why he insists so much on doing all the housework himself and taking care of you
vox thinks you’ve worked hard enough and since you’ve done your part, it’s only right he does his
at the end of the day, work done for both you and him, he’ll have you cuddle up into his chest as he showers you in more affection
“thank you for working hard today, my dear. rest well. i love you.”
in the morning (especially on weekends), you’ll wake up to breakfast in bed without fail
he’s got all the breakfast foods covered. to fluffy pancakes, the most exquisite bacon and eggs you’ve ever had, fruits of your choice all plated so beautifully
what are you? some kind of monarch???
to vox yes, you are. 💅👑
and even tho this basically becomes a routine for you every week, you never fail to fall for vox more and more
“thank you, baby,” you smile, leaning up to kiss vox
“anything for you, my dear."
other boys utc!
Mysta Rias 🦊🔶
where should i even begin
this man doesn’t even know how to take care of himself sometimes so you were kinda worried at the beginning
and right you were!(ʃᵕ̩̩ ᵕ̩̩)
you’d come home to only half the laundry done (why is this shirt the size of a kid now???), things that shouldn’t be in the dishwasher and a rice cooker that hasn’t even been turned on
idk if y’all has experienced this before but that is the worst texture you could have for rice it’s both rly hard and also mushy
sorry did i ruin rice for ya 🤡
“mysta why do we have a kid sized shirt?”
“huh? wdym?”
“holy fuck is this my work shirt????”
unlike vox, i think y’all would be splitting the duties every week
mysta would do a certain list of tasks and you the same way
on day offs, you had to teach mysta to do things properly this time
yes he may have dyed your white clothes pink and shrunk your favorites the first few times, after that, he knows what he’s doing to the point you trust him with your clothes again
everything else was just about proper practice rly
instead of letting mysta do things on his own the first time, you would always help out after work
examples include helping him wash the dishes, ironing out clothes and sweeping the floors
“why is ironing clothes soo tiring,” he would whine as you handed him the iron back. “can't we just bring our clothes to a laundry place or something?”
“how much do you think that’ll cost us if we routinely come back every few days?”
you’re not tight on money but it’s better to spend it on something else other than laundry
after some time, you trust mysta with the house a lot more
we absolutely can’t forget that mysta likes to impress you when he can
one day after work, you’d be more tired than usual and doing your list of chores was going to be such a hassle
but it was the promise you made with mysta when wanting to share a home together
so imagine the surprise when you suddenly find everything done
the laundry has been done, ironed out and into their proper places, the and sink dishwasher has been cleared out and the floors properly vacuumed
you’d be looking for mysta and only find him passed out on the bed as though he just collapsed
you can’t help but smile, approaching him to brush his hair back and place a kiss on his sleeping face
“thank you, baby,” you’d whisper as he continued to doze off
okay i might’ve said we would trust mysta with chores a little while after sharing a house
but the fact never changes that we will never trust mysta with the kitchen
feels like you need to have a baby (adult??) lock on every single appliance istg⊙︿⊙
so the one house duty you’d never give to mysta is cooking duty, even if you were bad at cooking yourself
it’s mostly up to you how breakfast, lunch and dinner will turn out for the week
this does unfortunately mean that you’d have to wake extra early just to make breakfast for you and mysta before going to work
if you don’t work at home, lunch is probably going to be leftovers from dinner or takeout
or if you didn’t have any, you strictly told mysta to make something he was actually sure he could do like cereal or a sandwich
💀💀
“mysta i don’t want to come home to find the kitchen on fire, the pan burnt or the microwave emanating a suspicious smell okay?”
“oh come on let me make you something already!”
“maybe once you know how to handle hot oil.”
“HEY THAT'S NOT FAIR HOT OIL HURTS LIKE A BITCH”
“so no you can’t make me something unless i’m there to supervise”
for days where you have to come home late, mysta will have a very nice surprise for you
he’s taking out the maid outfit bet
“welcome home, master! here, let me take your things. i have a bath ready and food on the table!”
you panic and look at him, “food?”
he’ll grin, “ofc! come eat first then, master.”
“are those takeout boxes?”
“ANYWAY HERE EAT, ENJOY”
🥡🥡
baths with mysta are a mess because it will most likely end up with the floor being flooded with soap water
“mystaaaa you made the floors all wet!!”
“it’s your fault, y/n! you threw water at me first!”
“you were tickling me!!”
the night usually ends with cuddling while watching a movie, or gaming together if you’re not too tired
and when you collapse into mysta’s lap with the biggest smile on your face, you pull mysta in for a gentle kiss, whispering, “i love you mysta.”
“i love you too,” mysta returns your kiss once more as you shut your eyes, with mysta brushing away at your hair
Luca Kaneshiro 🦮🔆
what counts as a househusband again?
he has money enough to cover an entire staff that can prepare your meals, take care of your clothes and make sure the house is in its best state
but if he were given the choice? he would love to
luca knows how to do chores (albeit sometimes forget he had some) so you trust him enough with the house while you’re gone
luca is the type to insist on doing all the work himself but when you offer to help, he can’t resist
why? because he was admittedly missing you so much
having you by his side while doing the dishes or sort laundry out together was as good as any date this world could offer
no promises that he’s not going to fling bubbles at you or play impromptu dress up during the chores(´～｀ヾ)
“LUCA!”
“HSHAHAHAH YOU LOOK SO CUTE WITH THAT BUBBLE MUSTACHE BABE!”
“SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT THEN!”
“WAIT NO DON'T—“
more time added to do extra chores but luca doesn’t mind so long as you did them together <3
in terms of cooking, you take turns
in the mornings, it’s usually luca since he gets up pretty early
lunches are on you
dinners you usually decide and cook together
also, if you have work outside the house, it’s more than likely that luca will go out of his way to make you a bento with the cutest little designs he can find on pinterest
at first it didn’t turn out well (at least it was tasty), but the more mornings he did it, the better it looked to the point where you’d open your lunch box to see an onigiri shaped like augustus >:D
he’s definitely the type to write you different notes everyday
actually not just handwritten notes, he’s printing pictures of either him, you or augustus being silly
it never fails to make you happy, especially when work was piling up more that day
you never feel embarrassed to eat your cute bentos with your friends, if you could you’d show it off
“bro why do you get to eat rly cute shit??”
you can only smile, spooning more of the delicious food into your mouth
and when you come home, luca is already there waiting for you like the natural golden retriever he is
“hey baby! welcome home!!” he’s running over to you, picking you up and spinning you around like those cliche long distance couples finally meeting at the airport scenes
except of course, you just saw each other this morning(ノ▽〃)
“hi luca,” you grin, leaning down to kiss his nose
“i missed you,” he’ll grin, putting you down as he nuzzles into your neck full of adoration
“i missed you too.”
depending on how late you’ll be working, luca will either wait for you before starting dinner or already have dinner done by the time you get home
speaking of bad days, luca will definitely take initiative to do all the chores himself even if you insisted
“wait isn’t it my turn to do the dishes today?”
luca will then push you back down to the chair, kissing your forehead
“nope, not anymore. i’m doing them for you,” he’ll say. even tho he deep down wants to do chores with u, he understands that you’re very tired and need a break
so what he does is sit you by the counter or on the dining table where he can still be in the same room as you
and he’ll start asking you about your day
but if you don’t want to talk about it, luca will be quick to put some music on and just be silly with it
especially when you’ve had a very irritating day, luca will do his best to make you smile and or laugh
of course he’s gonna rope augustus in if he can
“alright augustus, take care of them for me!”
augustus will growl gently, looking up at him
luca will then lean down to peck your forehead with the most contagious smile, “i’ll be back in a moment, baby!”
and after he’s done, he’s doing baths with you, almost always with you
he loves when he can take care of you and when you take care of him, especially since his love language i headcanon is quality time
“turn around, let me scrub your back.”
“babe, babe, let’s use this bath bomb this time.”
“ooohhh babe babe the shampoo i ordered online just came in today!”
he has so much fun washing your hair and body he’s so fucking sweet 💛💛
and he loves doing skincare with you, doesn’t care if other people judge him for it
“cmere cmere baby,” luca will smile at you, patting his lap
you crawl over and you just nuzzle into his neck, to which he welcomes you with warmth of his own
“i missed you sooo much today,” he whispers, bringing you even closer against him. “hey, you know i love you right?”
“mhm, i love you too, luca.”
“good, good,” he’ll laugh before pressing a kiss to your forehead. “have a good night’s rest, alright?”
“i will, thank you luca,” you mumble before falling asleep pretty easily
referring back to breakfast duty, luca will definitely make you breakfast in bed every single day along with the most hype way of waking one up
“gOOD MORNING HONEY BUN!” he yells, jumping onto the bed next to you
you groan from the grogginess, cracking your eyes just a bit to look at luca before realizing the sun hadn’t even shone, “lucaaa the sun isn’t even up yet…”
“why do we like have to start our day before the sun shows up? come onnn, let’s take a run!”
bless you for those who actually are morning people and take working out seriously
i for one (and many other ppl bet) am interested in none (¬､¬)
so if you are like me, luca will try to understand but he rly wants you to start the day early since he knows waking up early is a good thing for you and so is exercising
luca sighs when you curl back up under the covers, “alright fineee, i’ll give you thirty more minutes, kay? i’ll come back.”
but luca is a huge softie
if you’re not awake by then, he’s more than likely going to kiss you goodbye before leaving for that run anyway
“sigh, you’re lucky you look so cute when you sleep. alright then, sleep well for me, babe. i love you,” he whispers, brushing away bits of your hair and tucking in some of the blankets
Ike Eveland 🖋💙
the sweetest househusband ever
he’s not as chaotic as luca and mysta, and def not as nerve wrecking as vox
he’s easily the person you trust the chores with when you’re gone, but do know he will appreciate you splitting duties with him
cooking isn’t something you worry about either, but again, y’all take turns on who does it everyday
so it’s more than likely that you’ll be making bargains with the benefit of who has to do more chores than the other
“ikeee please??? just let me finish this one season and i’ll do the laundry for the rest of week!”
“y/n, sweetie, i can't stop writing right now. i’m on fire. yes, i know it’s my turn to do the dishes but i rly have to write this down else i’ll forget! okay, fine, how about this. you do it for me now and i’ll do your chores for the rest of week, okay?”
“can we get this?? it’s limited edition! i’ll do the chores for a month!”
slowly becoming businesspeople are we?ᕕ༼⌐■-■༽ᕗ
bcs i do see ike as someone who isn’t fond of chores and would rather do his own interests than them
when you come home, ike will most likely be on the couch reading/writing/working on something
“hey sweetheart, welcome home,” he puts down his things before approaching you with his arms open
when you collapse into them, he’ll kiss your forehead and brush at your hair, swaying back and forth as though you’re dancing
“how was your day today?”
cooking with ike will be a bit more of a challenge since he said he can’t cook anything too complex
he uses your exhaustion as an excuse to just eat out
that little bastard
“hey, you don’t have to cook tonight. let’s order out, yeah?”
it’s not that he doesn’t like home cooked meals, he just doesn’t want to bother himself or you in the kitchen to cook anything
and when you’re very strict about his tendency to do that, he’s going to pout and bargain his way out
“no ike”
“sweetheart pleaseeee?”
you cross your arms, “for the last time, no.”
“i’ll take care of the dishes for the rest of the week~”
“for fuck’s sake, ike, you can’t order burgers every two days! that’s just not healthy!”
ike will just sigh and begrudgingly agree, letting you go into the kitchen anyway
“be a good boy and sit there. don’t order anything, mkay?” you lean down to kiss a very pouty ike
“fine” 🍔 ❌
so yeah, no chance of getting breakfast in bed sorry(T⌓T)
but if you’re also not into cooking
instant noodles 🍜, burgers 🍔 and pizzas🍕 for dayssss
no srsly pls learn how to cook its a survival skill especially if you’re living with someone who can't cook mysta
ngl, vox will actually be worried with the amount of takeout and pizza boxes he finds in your home
he’s going to take initiative to bonk ike on the head for not learning how to cook
BUT
i do think if ike had to cook, he’d make a pretty decent meal! he just doesn’t have the motivation to do it most days
on especially harder days, ike will do the cooking for you this time, despite his preference of eating out
he’s not michelin star chef vox but he knows how to handle a hot kitchen dw
when you come through the door, more sluggish than usual, he’ll pull you in for a long hug and the sweetest kisses on your head
“come here, sweetheart. i’ve made us dinner,” ike will cup your face to look at him and there he is with the softest smile in the world, enough to wash away the stress
ike is a natural romantic i think, so he’ll dim the lights and ignite some candles to make the mood a lot more gentle and a way to calm your anxiety down from your long day
the food he makes he tries to make are more so as comfort food to further ease your mental well-being
ike is more than likely to have already taken a bath but will that stop him from getting in there with you? nope
if you rly asked for it, he’ll get in with you
unlike mysta and luca, you and ike basically cuddle each other in the waters
he’s asking you about your day, massaging your head, scrubbing your back
he won’t know what to do when you accidentally (or was it?) fall asleep on him
“hey, sweetheart, you know you can’t sleep in here. come on, let’s dry up first and we’ll get you to bed okay?”
“mhm,” you groan
he won’t hesitate to carry you back to bed if you’re that tired as well
ike is definitely going to be reading you something if you feel a bit restless and his voice is just- 💙💙
“the end,” ike flips the book over and turns to you, fast asleep with your steady breathing and calm expression. he smiles, placing the book away before snuggling up next to you properly
he takes his time to study your face, for once at peace for today and resting
he plays with your hair a bit, pressing kisses to your face before falling asleep himself
“good night, älskling (darling in swedish!). i’ll see you in the morning.”
Shu Yamino 🔮✨
sorcerer househusband, yes pls✨
just like ike and vox, you can definitely trust shu with the chores
he knows what he’s doing
or if he doesn’t, he learns quickly and would tbh use his sorcery just so he doesn’t have to get up
you are forever grateful for his sorcery skills too~( ˘▾˘~)
but also do keep in mind his powers are limited, so don’t get too dependent on them okay?
he’s the type to want to split the chores with you and will bargain with doing more chores than the other like ike;;
buuuuut shu will not hesitate on taking the offer of doing chores together so you can vibe in the same room especially if you work outside of home and he doesn’t get to see you all the time
and you’d be breaking his heart if you refused
me holding a knife to yer throat: ༽◺_◿༼
“shuu, can you help out with dishes, please?”
and he’ll drop everything he’s doing and rush on over to you, all hands on deck
“what do you need me to do?”
if possible, he’s going to jam out to your favorite songs and generously tire out his vocal cords just because he can
you weren’t rly complaining either since you loved his singing voice anyway <3
“PAPAPARAPAPARAPAPA! NAZO NAZO KAZO E TO ASOBASI MASHOU!”
“TATATARATATARATATA! NAZE NAZE KOKO DE OTO TERU DESHOU?”
where my vocaloid lovers at
didn’t care if u butchered that song, yall are wiggling around in the kitchen after dinner singing your hearts out
shu has some skills in cooking? he could theoretically cook ig
there was the choice to use his sorcery to help him cook but it just didn’t feel satisfying to know you were eating a meal that wasn’t made purely from his hands
so, shu will scrap his sorcery skills whenever possible
which will then result in a curry dinner with unevenly cut potatoes and carrots
but!!
like i said, shu learns pretty quickly, so he’ll get the hang of it pretty soon
before he lived with you, he’d just choose not to cook for himself but he’s proud to say he’s far more decent in the culinary field than mysta
“hm! this is so much better, shu!”
shu blushes slightly, laughing it off, “practice makes perfect i guess!”
why do i have this headcanon where shu will get kinda addicted to cooking?
in the beginning, shu would ask to split cooking duties with you, varying it every week
but the more he cooks, the more he gets carried away and sometimes take over completely
“hey, shu, what do you want for dinner?”
“oh, i already made us some! it’s just waiting in the oven right now.”
you’d continuously scold him for taking over cooking duty again, mostly because it didn’t feel fair you didn’t take part
but his food helps you forgive him lmao
when days are particularly bad and you had informed shu beforehand you’d come home later than usual,
shu is more than ready to make sure you come home to everything prepped and that you didn’t have to strain a single muscle on your body
“welcome home, baby,” shu will greet you as you take off your shoes at the front door. he extends a hand towards you
and though he was not using any of his sorcery, you feel enchanted by him already
you smile tiredly, taking his hand anyway as he guided you to the dining room where your favorite food is, warm and ready to be eaten
your favorite gentle music is in the background
“go ahead, eat first. i have the bath ready for you once you’re done,” shu says in the softest voice known to man?????
bath time! 🛁
at first, shu wanted to give you some alone time to relax in the tub
but as you tugged his hand back, looking up at him with the most undeniable puppy dog eyes 🥺 , he sighs
depending if he’s already taken a bath or not, he could either just sit outside the tub while holding your hand or hop in with you
he’s helping you scrub yourself down
also, you’re leaving the bathroom literally sparkling???
you don’t know what he did to the bath, but you’re not complaining because you felt physically and mentally amazing
“did u put some sort of illegal drug in there? cuz im super sleepy right now…”
shu will just chuckle, guiding you back to bed as he tucked you in
it's not actual drugs i promise( •̀ω•́ )σ
“just rest for me, okay? you had a long day and it’s only right that you sleep it off. you’ve been working so hard lately,” shu whispers, brushing back your hair
you can only hum, too exhausted to protest as you cuddle up into his chest
one final kiss to the lips and he’s wishing you goodnight, “good night, babe. sleep and dream well.”
look, i’d say right now shu would make you breakfast in bed but this man has a terrible sleep schedule so it’s very very likely that he’ll wake up just as late as you
but hey, that means making breakfast together and jamming to more vocaloids~
“DON’T HIDE WHAT YOU WANNA DO COME DA DA DA DI BA DO”
Masterlist!
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legend of vox machina episode ten: Depths of Deceit OR Monocle Dragur is my steampunk folk metal band
[screams]
"didn't you already watch these twice" bold of you to assume I've stopped screaming from the first time
the barrel reflected in the eye!!
god percy's face when she cuts him. someone went in on that expression.
"she's unarmed!" huehuehue
"we're both engineers, percival" "stop trying to relate to me"
"you are legit fucked up"
I wonder if Pike's crush on Percy will get any play. I literally forgot about it until just now.
percy literally being burned up by orthax
once again, things I missed until I paused: orthax forming a literal hand to shove pike away
"your concerns are appreciated" reminded that "I'm Not Okay" by MCR was on taliesin's first percy playlist. the entire caption was "oh, keyleth."
love that "zippertwat" is going on the list of things they mispronounced and then never bothered to say correctly ever again
usually it's grog that causes those
down down to goblin town
"then trust me" cries
"you're at the bottom of my list" "I have no idea what that means so I will continue to look smug"
love the overhead shot of the people charging the castle
pike's face when scanlan starts hitting on cassandra
percy: [tenth doctor voice] stop it
"you're my best friend! except now you GLOW IN THE DARK" I missed grog
vex this is not the time for your I Told You Sos
catch me downloading these just to get the in-between frames of the way vax looked at his sister
like vex is very much "cool, she shot him down, brother's all mine again" and vax is "I am GRIEVING why are you LIKE THIS"
because he knows he was never going to give vex up or love her any less but she didn't and her anxiety manifested as jealousy and anger bc there are no therapists in exandria
and now that she feels like the danger's passed she's on cloud nine and he is. v much not reciprocating.
ripley just trying desperately to relate to percy on an intellectual level when percy is Not Available, please leave a message with the demon at the front desk
percy taking all cass' ribbing as their old relationship settling back in when she's just actually incredibly bitter
flametongue dagger!!
100% did not remember its name until vax used it as a torch
dragur
the fucking monocle, who gets buried in their monocle
"uncle nathaniel?!"
"which one of my ancestors did you just shame to death"
WAIT. WAIT. did grog do the goddamn people's elbow
he DID travis istg
"I'm not what you should be worried about" incorrect
pike: grog push this
grog: :D
vax: grog push this
grog: fuck you pay me
vex you do not get to be pissy about vax's attitude, you caused this, deal with the consequences of your actions
(not like she caused keyleth's reaction but see above re: her disposition vs his)
"it's a drug factory!" torn between sad bc knowing what happens w/scanlan later and giggling bc dariax rubbing it on his gums in EXU
rogue go nyoom
"bit of a slow learner" he is correct there
the little flash of yellow in her eyes!!
I wasn't sold on cassandra's va before but now I get it
we got the acid trap AND Cassandra Is A Briarwood, ty jennifer muro
ripley flipping him off was extremely funny
"life is far more valuable to you than it is to us" is such a raw fucking line
"be a lamb, would you?" mercer pls I'm already gay
my hc is that vex might have been able to get through to vax more quickly if she hadn't been smug about keyleth.
this is NOT vex hate, do NOT come for me, this is INTERPERSONAL DRAMA and part of vex's arc
but also Oh No If It Isn't the Consequences of My Own Actions
the biggest thing I miss about the stream is being in the character's heads; I can say Vax Is Annoyed With Vex or Keyleth is Worred About Vax But It's Tied Up In Complicated Emotions until I turn blue but I don't have their external internal monologue to defend my positions with anymore. just source: dude trust me
(I also genuinely enjoy hearing them - mostly liam - go in on what they're feeling and why. they don't do it as much anymore but after 1000+ hours of watching them the lines are a little easier to read between)
"vex?" "why are you looking at me?!" you are one of two designated adults and the other is Driving Under the Influence (of Demon)
percy machine broken
vex: we will never abandon you
mala: says the person who two days ago was very much contemplating abandoning you
scanlan just starts playing through the fire and the flames on guitar hero
"we need to triangulate its location" ripley stop using big words to sound smart
grog hears "that's incredibly stupid and dangerous" and has no follow-up questions
afaik he doesn't have any acid immunities, just a federation-standard fuckton of hitpoints
now scanlan's cheating at guitar hero
(it's okay, I taped a penny to the green button too)
"since I helped, don't you think I earned my freedom" it's not "helping" if you were also in danger
"is captain winky still there?"
pike started saying "buddies", plural, at this point and I do not know why
"forgot my drawers"
THERE ARE TWO PATHS
now I get to actually listen to scanlan's desperation metal over the credits
#the legend of vox machina#lovmtag#critical role#spoilers#crititag#liveblog#reaction post#me: I need to fix my sleep schedule#also me:
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