Wrightworth is crazy cus you look at the fan content with edgeworth being the stick in the mud easily flustered one and thats pretty cute, then you look at every game after the first one and edgeworth cannot go 5 sentences without flirting with phoenix in some way. Phoenix just hits him with that autism blast and is too hyperfocused on whatever case he's working to notice. Incredible no notes

bringing my insane late night instagram ramblings to here bc of course i was thinking about this scene from the trailer again:

this is after aziraphale realized he’s absolutely head over heels for this demon and he can’t help but invite him in after crowley drives him to the bookshop.. he takes crowley to the back room, lights some candles, and pulls out the fancy wine. THIS IS LITERALLY A DATE. IT LOOKS SO TENDER.

But. I can’t help but wonder what happened in between 1941 and 1967.

Ok obviously they could’ve met up sometime between those dates, but MY POINT IS. The church scene and this “date” were just so sweet and full of romance, but then 1967 feels so incredibly different. It feels a lot more distant and sad, and of course Aziraphale drops the “you go to fast for me” line that breaks Crowley’s heart.

Honestly I’m kind of thinking something happened at the end of this little “date” they had. Maybe thinking the two of them got super close to romance territory, maybe even close to a kiss or confession of some kind, because that scene certainly looks like it has the perfect mood for that. Then of course Aziraphale panics and pushes Crowley away and acts like nothing happened. Im sure this hurt Crowley, but I think he expects it at that point, and then “you go too fast for me” happens and Crowley has no other choice but to wait for his angel because he’d rather have his only best friend than no one at all.

This season though, with its supposed romantic undertones, I’m hoping Aziraphale snaps out of it. I’m hoping after 6000+ years, Aziraphale will finally catch up to speed and they’ll be able to do whatever they want, that is of course with some obstacles..

Aziraphale may still be unsure about it all, of course we have to deal with Gabriel, and the forces of Heaven and Hell are on their doorstep (literally). From what we got in the trailer and because of.. other.. things, I think their relationship will progress in some way or another! And clearly I’m going absolutely bonkers thinking about the possibilities..

*Slams this onto the table*

Soft Bodied Iterator Propaganda! >:D

I think I might be one of the only artists in this fandom who draws iterators like this… Not sure why though – they look soft and organic like this in the game! I mean, yeah sure, they are robots – but not in a way most people would be familiar with… They’re purposed organisms, aka living machines made of conjoined metal and flesh. Striping them of their biological qualities, is striping them of one of their main defining features! Also, they look really cute this way! I want to hug them, I want to snuggle them, and I also kind of want to bite them… Sig especially.

(Please don’t leave any nsfw comments, this is just meant to be silly.)

MorningCrew + fred + their kids being a domestic happy family.

and yes when i say morningcrew i mean the FULL EXTENDED morningcrew of Fit, pac, tubbo, philza, and mike.

but just like,,,, imagineeeee

Hideduo being all silly around each other as roommates, richas and ramon desperately trying to get them together.

like richas and ramon have just fully accepted them both as each others parents, they even call the other their brother(fit and pac just brush it off, fit sees it as a marine type brotherhood but the boys are like, no we mean siblings, you gay fucks are our parents.)

meanwhile phil and hideduo are also doting on fred and tubbo, sunny fully accepts fred as their parent.

And ramon is sunnys older brother figure whos actually her uncle becuz ramon and tubbo are siblings.

tallulah spends time with Sunny and they build all these pretty things together and sunny starts calling chayanne her personal chef (much to his annoyance lmao)

ramon teaches sunny that everyones equal becuz he used to be like her, it takes awhile for sunny to fully accept it but they get it eventually.

also mike returns as his normal hideduo shipping self, hes still fucking insane and scary as all fuck but he uses it to be a guard dog for the kids, occasionally bites badboyhalos hand off for no reason as pac happily cheers his best friend/platonic soulmate on from the sidelines.

I'll never forget that before actually watching murder drones I thought that N was a beautiful beautiful woman and this silly little series was about some weird insane robot yuri

mac and dennis drive me insane bc theres like so much to unpack? bc macs been in love w dennis since forever (s1-5), but his internalised homophobia gets in the way and thats why he gets even more homophobic until he comes out and goes back into the closet then comes out fr in hero or hate crime?

and then once he accepts it its like the fucking backlog of emotion and love mac had just came pouring out of him, but by then dennis was sick of waiting for him so he tried moving on. but then all of a sudden mac and dennis were back to normal in season 15? what was that!

and dennis thinks by then that mac is Over him, but we know from that One Touch and One Look (rob mcelhenney youre getting an emmy just for that) that mac is very much NOT over dennis and was just lying to himself up to that point, and finally finally mac makes the move and he thinks alright maybe maybe maybe its time to fucking move on, and he meets johnny and johnny communicates via anal beads and its batshit insane but its something and its someone real and its not dennis reynolds for once in his life.

but then it IS, its dennis and mac are stuck in the same cycle again and again, can he never be free from him? can dennis ever fucking accept that he has to say something or mac will really, truly, leave one day?

My favorite descriptor for Dazai is "doe eyed". Like innocent and doe eyed is super far away from what he actually is but he has one of the softest most innocent faces and the 15 manga really plays that up a lot with his wide and rounded eyes, especially in contrast to Chuuya with his upturned dramatic eyes.

Also the way it hammers home the fact that those dead lightless eyes belong to a child is just all the more intense. It also makes the moments when his eyes do light up more noticeable.

i literally ruin everything for myself for no reason

i was being a completely sane person today (/s) and was creating a timeline tree for snm would anyone even be interested in that. and collecting my shipping thoughts (or specifics about them being a couple etc). know that i still consider my knowledge of the franchise as poor. its just tidying it up in my head so when i talk about something i can pinpoint a specific thing (i was too deep in fnaf theorizing so now i have to suffer thru a franchise that doesnt even have a canon)

in short/tldr the comics are the base that happened in every possible timeline and everything else is derived from that, happening after, except the cartoon, which shows some events the same way so that would be more intertwined; not everything is connected/within one timeline. and the cartoon is my most fav and where i see them as a true couple.

long rant ahead

on one hand i really like the time travel theory where its like comics -> ttg -> cartoon etc by them travelling back in time for that, however there are many holes especially thinking about their families and stuff so

i like the idea of things branching off. one branch is comics - htr - cartoon, as something more intertwined

second is comics -> ttg -> poker night 2 (since it references ttg events) (idk bout 1 i havent played/seen that)

third would be comics -> ttiv (or comics -> htr -> ttiv, i have no idea atm if bosco's is mentioned in the comics but it is in htr and mentioned in ttiv. ttiv is also set in the year it came out, so theres a huge gap inbetween ttiv and htr but i wouldnt say its where the ttg games happened!)

and i dont mean this in like a multiverse way, since the creator seems to dislike that, its simply just a very loose canon that differs with each installment (simply due to different people working on these imo. nothing too deep imo)

but the juicy part!! i even made brackets that im too lazy to remake digitally so i will just write it out for each bigger installment. im excluding poker night 1 as i havent played it nor watched much gameplay

M = married, BF = best friends (in all technically)

comics: M - unlikely; BF - yes absolutely

htr: M - possible; BF - yes

cartoons: M - i take it as canon here. BF - yes million percent

ttg all seasons: M - no; BF - yes.

poker night 2: M - not sure, implied dating, i take that as good enough; BF - yes

ttiv: M - absolutely not. not a couple at all. BF - they seem too tense, yes, but from my experience playing, their interactions were imo the worst in all of their media, so i wasnt buying it at some points

note - ttiv has to be like the straightest they ever were and i also see it in S.P.'s more recent work. im looking too deep into that, perhaps, but im just thinking were never gonna get anything similar to what we got from back in the 90s again, if theres any future projects

people are also saying they got married like 4 times and its making me a bit confused here. do people mean cartoon, htr dress up card, cake topper and tdph ring scene or am i missing something big?? because to me that is married once, other ones being just for jokes (first one as well but its less vague), and in the ttg games its so extremely vague i cant count that (being realistic here) that said its still fun to joke about them getting married several times, but in this case wouldnt it be more of a marriage per timeline?

and to end this, a personal tierlist

my most fave obviously is the cartoon. not only is it the easiest to work with for me, with the fast pacing and short watch time (but ofc i wish it was longer) i absolutely love how their relationship is depicted there, even if a lot of stuff there is just jokes, but if everything is a joke then its also fine to take everything as canon within this media, to me! like when haters say that people only take the wedding scene out of the intro and ignore the rest - as if the other stuff couldnt happen (isnt one of the shots them fighting a giant octopus, which they end up having an episode about too. like cmon. anything goes here) even if it was contained within this specific part of the franchise, im ok with calling them a couple here. and its S tier overall

another S tier is the comics. nothing else to say

HTR is like A tier to me, only taking off points because its soooo sloooowwww and playing it after watching the series took 3 years off my life immediately. otherwise gud game.

ttg is like A to B tier for me, because of some specifics and preferences but thats just me being nitpicky so, the games overall are good. A- it is. thats all

poker night 2 is fun, i watch the gameplay a lot lately when im too tired at midnight to do anything else, A tier

ttiv. oh how mixed i am about you. gameplay by itself and my first experience with the game - S tier. it made me so giddy more than one time and i kept wanting to come back until i finished the game fully. i dont mind the bugs, its just what i expect in VR games and even tho it made me a bit frustrated at times it wasnt all that bad. its also the only vr game i played for over an hour once and didnt get motion sick - the exception was the level at the store which seemed too bright and actually made me nauseous. which is a feeling that somehow comes back whenever i think about this game. what i dislike was the dialogue, while most of it was fun and fine, i had moments where i just burst out laughing, they (or max especially) were way too mean towards the player. i know its a joke and you could chalk it up to max being unhappy with us/jealous, but it got like, generally unpleasant very quickly. with stuff like good throw - "nice!" bad throw - *neverending insults* and the second was how painfully straight it was and like. the vibes i got from them two was like, oh theyre fed up with each other and my shipping self was just left quite disappointed. i did not get all lines during my gameplay which made it great but upon going thru every line manually after, i was just more and more uncomfortable with what they said in their banter. this drops the game to like C for me? maybe B if i squint. being generous. i also got sick of their talking animations over time... the models are fine just got to be too much. bonus points for max ragdoll physics tho. coming up with a conclusion that this is a completely separate timeline and has nothing to do with anything other than the comics and perhaps HTR. i talked so long about this one cause its the one thing that prompted all of this lol.

but its not that serious! i just knew this franchise for ages as "oh its the two animal guys that are married and its funny" and now that i got into it fully, i see a lot of the shippers are obviously daydreaming and taking things out of context - which is fun, i agree!! i also do that. but it just painted a completely different picture for me. so no. theyre not married, theyre not a couple, except for the cartoon, where its implied, which stays on top for me. but in ttg at least, they love each other, its not as romantic, but i can ship them there (so i ship them in the context of the cartoon and ttg basically)

anyway. nothing is canon for them, everything is canon for them, and everything they say or do is a joke so. its not that deep at all. they gay tho

Y'all I love twinks as much as the next person on this site but guys. Godwyn would NOT be a twink. Even if you ignore how his dad and brothers look, even in the concept art he's an absolute unit

Sitting down his torso is half as tall as a black knife, and for reference, this is how tall the player is to a black knife

sooooo I randomly decided to make a weird pseudo-sequel thingy to ghost trick for my own mind to handle the lack of official new ghost trick content. It all started with some thought experiments and has started to develop into an actual thing. Maybe at some point I'll talk about it more, but that's if anyone wants to hear about my insanity. But do know it takes place five years after the ending, and that I made OCs to act as the new cast and to make a new mystery, and it features the old cast as well. Idk I'm going fucking insane over this damn game so-

listen im not into the musk/scent kink but people who ARE would LOVE me rn. got too sweaty getting myself off under the blankets. side note why do i smell like actual nuts. like fuckin. cashews or walnuts. idk.

I can't watch fWhip and Jimmy on empires and be normal about it

Yeah Scott flirts with Jimmy but he decides to, Joel is intense about things and puts like 40 hours into building things and clearly is Very Into Jimmy but when they decided to be friends it *worked*.

But fWhip is just insane about Jimmy in every single thing he does, in my imagining whenever they are in the same place fwhip is just fucking staring at him all the time, he's clearly always thinking about him and how to get his attention and how he can rile him up or make him feel things or influence how other people see him and the fucking OBSESSION. I don't know what to *do* with it, some of you may have noticed my first published fic was fwhimmy(/tango) and I've never found another damn angle of attach outside modern AUs. I don't know what to DO cause they are SO MUCH and jimmy doesn't understand what's up with fwhip, not at all, does even fwhip know? No.

fWhip is so obsessed with Jimmy and I'm supposed to walk around living my life acting like anything is okay. I'm terrified I am going to spend the rest of s2 waiting for an angle to get in to write this and never find it, OR it will be some 200k epic that pops into my head as i lay sobbing on the ground at the season finale and only like 5 people want to read it.

Last night i was going through jimmy episodes and found this fucking THUMBNAIL again

they broke up in SEPTEMBER and where are we.

WHAT IS WITH YOU TWO!!!!

(my opinions of course but lads i don't think i'm too out on. limb here).

anyway Jimmy has a new ep

[edit: there's no One Big FWhimmy thing in here if you're looking, just. fuckin' them. ugh.]

do you think. do you think the distortion knows about slenderman

.do you think anyone has ever been like “WHAT THE FUCK SLENDERMAN” and confused the shit out of michael

…

do you think he googled it

do you think michael distortion googled slenderman

does he know

i just. cant. handle this. this is so dennis of him. to lie to mac and act romantic with him over texts? to flirt with him and call him pet names and come up with elaborate ways to get mac to take care of him again? soft shell crab? his boyfriend? macs in love again? not with dennis, of course, but with johnny, but dennis is johnny so mac is in love with dennis. this is how things should be and this is how its always been, mac cant move on and find another guy, mac can try but it'll always come back to dennis. it cant go any other way.

resident evil fans who hate mia winters are insufferable