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incorrectpokemonquotes · 1 year

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Leon: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Gordie: Leon no. Raihan: Mistlefoe. Gordie: Please stop encouraging them.

#whats better than two himbos? three himbos #pokemon #pokemon sword and shield #incorrect quotes #incorrectpokemonquotes #incorrect pokemon sword and shield quotes #pokemon raihan #pokemon gordie #pokemon leon #champion leon #leon #gordie #raihan #funny

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godeateralex · 1 year

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May doing a contest

Wallace: “Great instincts, my girl! Those are our genes at work!”

Steven: “Our what?”

#Champion Steven #Champion Wallace #trainer may #kazuki kurusu #rei suwa #miri unasaka #incorrectpokemonquotes #incorrect oras #source: buddy daddies #buddy daddies #originshipping

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pokemon-lesbian-pearl · 3 years

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Arceus: I love all my children equally. Palkia, Dialga, and-

:looks at smudged writing on leg:

Arceus: ...Georgina

#incorrectpokemonquotes #arceus #palkia #dialga #cute girls #incorrectlegendarypokemonquotes #creation trio #palkia dialga and giratina #palkia dialga giratina arceus #creation quadret #incorrectpkmnquotes #source: idk man i found it on tumblr

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eat-my-pokemon-shorts · 4 years

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Sonia: We need to talk about your professionalism.

Leon, standing on a chair: Those are some brave words for someone standing in lava.

#lionheartshipping #champion leon #pokemon #incorrect quotes #incorrectpokemonquotes #swsh #sonia swsh

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sage-nebula · 7 years

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how the Flare Crisis should have gone:

SYCAMORE: "All right. I tried using logic, and I tried to reason with you, but now I'll spell it right out. Either you leave Alan alone and depart from Lumiose City of your own accord, or I will have my garchomp forcibly remove you from his presence and expel you from Lumiose City, followed by all of your organs shortly thereafter, got it?"

LYSANDRE: "Oh please, you wouldn't hurt a fly."

SYCAMORE: "You're right. Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would maim."

#or maybe like before the crisis even hit but you know #incorrectpokemonquotes #source: the most popular girls in school #(with slight modifications ofc)#pokemon #pokeani #professor sycamore #team flare lysandre #implied:#lab family #i'm still salty we never got papa wolf sycamore don't mind me

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blastingxff · 7 years

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Jessie: Oh my god, you're rich!

James: No, my parents are rich.

Jessie: Well, so? They gotta die someday.

#incorrectpokemonquotes #source: friends #team rocket #pokemon #musashi #kojiro #((so basically has anyone else noticed that jessie and james' relationship is basically y phoebe's and mike's in friends?))#((because i have xd it'd be an entertaining au))#{rebloggable}

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mlmlucio · 7 years

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Moon : I’ve only known Lillie for a day and a half

Moon: but if anything happened to her I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself.

#pokemon #trainer selene #moonlilyshipping #trainer lillie #pokemon sun and moon #incorrectpokemonquotes

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catella-ars · 4 years

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@all-the-incorrectpokemonquotes It had to be done.

Raihan: Do you think Pokemon have different accents depending on which region they’re from?

Leon: You know, I think I see where you’re going...

Sonia: If you two don’t shut the fuck up and go to sleep I will kill you both.

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pokemon-next-generation-quotes · 4 years

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Person: Ooh, what a pretty lady!

Winona: Thank you.

Person, to Steven and Wallace: Now which one of you is third wheeling?

Winona: That would be the pretty lady.

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shitposts-g513 · 4 years

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Rookie: I just discovered that humans can fit a lightbulb into their mouth with ease but can’t get it out without shattering it and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a fucking lightbulb in my mouth.

#source: @all the incorrectpokemonquotes #rookie kaetoh #incorrect g513 #incorrect quotes

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mirixy1712 · 7 years

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