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#incorrect the demon prince goes to the academy quotes
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Ellen: Reinhardt...Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Reinhardt: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Ellen: Ellen: I wrote sanitize, Reinhardt.
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ayasenisan1713 · 8 months
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Bertus: I know everything.
Reinhardt: What?
Bertus: The cross-dressing contest, your female friends, my sister…
Reinhardt: *sweatdrops*
Bertus: Don’t worry, I won’t tell anything.
Reinhardt: Thank you, I guess…?
Bertus: You can be your true self with me from now on.
Reinhardt: Erm, no, thank you. It’d be too suspicious here.
Bertus: So, how should I call you? Reinhardt or another name?
Reinhardt: Reinhardt is fine.
Bertus: Ok, but how did you hide your true appearance under the showers?
Reinhardt: I have this ring here.
*misunderstanding continues*
Bertus: I know that Reinhardt is a girl.
Reinhardt: He knows that I am the demon king…
Bonus:
*Ellen arrives*
Ellen: What are you talking about?
Bertus: We’re talking about Reinhardt’s true gender.
Reinhardt: ?
*Ellen leaving*
Reinhardt: Thanks for covering me. I didn’t want to tell her yet.
Bertus: What?
Reinhardt: What??
Reinhardt began to guess that they may not have been talking about the same thing and decided to leave to preserve his identity as the demon king.
Reinhardt: Eleris, something strange happened today.
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Reinhardt: I'm moderate and peaceful, truth be told.
Bertus:...Yesterday you threw a chair at Henrich.
Reinhardt: Yes, which was a moderate and peaceful compromise because I was initially planning to launch a table at that asshole.
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Ellen: I just discovered that cinnamon rolls dipped in strawberry milk taste better than cinnamon rolls dipped in normal milk.
Reinhardt:...
Reinhardt: You mean you climbed through my window at three in the morning just to tell me this?
Ellen: Well, yeah. I had to tell someone.
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Harriet: What is wrong with you?
Reinhardt: Loaded question. Elaborate.
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Reinhardt: What do you think Eleris will do for a distraction? Loyar: She'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do. [Building explodes and several alarms go off] Loyar:...or she could do that.
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Eleris: But...did you have to stab the guy?
Reinhardt: You don't understand. You should have heard what he said to me.
Eleris: What did he say?
Reinhardt: "What are you gonna do? Stab me?"
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Kono Lint: Why don't girls find me sexy when I bite my lip? Reinhardt: What do you look like when you bit your lip? Kono Lint: [bites lip] Reinhardt:...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
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Reinhardt: When will I be biblically recognized as a menace?
Everyone:...
Reinhardt: Meant to say publically, but you know what, yeah.
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Eleris: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.
Loyar: [without looking up] Kill two
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Adelia: I have a bad feeling about this...
Reinhardt: What do you mean?
Adelia: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Reinhardt: No?
Adelia, thinking: That actually explains so much.
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Reinhardt: I can't do that; that'd go against my moral compass. Harriet: Your moral compass is a roulette wheel!
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Reinhardt: You can never lose an argument if you say "shut up, nerd" at the end. Louis Ankton: Yes, you can. Reinhardt: Shut up, nerd.
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incorrect-web-novels · 8 months
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[After Reinhardt's identity is revealed]
Everyone: Dammit, he's so evil. He must be laser focused in. The only thing on Reinhardt’s mind right now is deceiving us and taking revenge.
Reinhardt: 🎶 Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg 🎶
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incorrect-web-novels · 8 months
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Someone: You’re standing on thin ice Ellen: We’re standing on the floor Someone: It’s an expression Ellen: It’s a carpet
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incorrect-web-novels · 4 months
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Reinhardt: You’re a genius.
Harriet: You’re just saying that ‘cause it’s true.
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