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sirendeepity · 2 months
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Azriel: Bryce woke up a long forgotten Daglan from their eternal nap
Rhys, sweating: there's a Daglan on Prythian?
Nesta: not anymore
Cassian, in the background: 😍
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lady-riel · 3 months
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Azriel: Some lady is writing a book called “The House of Flame and Shadow” Eris: So she stole our home porno videos and is trying to pass it off as FICTION??
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i-only-see-daylight · 2 months
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Hunt: How are you this close to being dragged to hell and still horny? Bryce:
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spicywhenspeaking · 3 months
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“Az and I are hitting the pleasure houses tonight, you in?”
- Cassian (probably)
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wreckedtodeathandback · 3 months
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a HOFAS conversation, probably
Anyone in Prythian: the Autumn King? You mean High Lord?  Bryce: no King  Anyone in Prythian: we don't have “kings” here  Bryce: he's not here he's there and he's king, he shouldn't be but that's a different conversation  Anyone in Prythian: there can't be an Autumn King, it's a High Lord  Bryce: not your guy, my guy Anyone in Prythian: I thought your mate was an angel Bryce: oh ffs
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5sospenguinqueen · 23 days
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Hunt: We definitely blew Plan A.
Bryce: Time to activate Plan B.
Ruhn: What's Plan B?
Bryce: We don't actually have one yet. But, we have two and a half hours to come up with one.
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whisplion · 1 year
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Bryce in Prythain playing 20 questions with the inner circle
Meanwhile in the Asteri’s dungeons:
Pollux: *starts playing “these dreams” to drown out the screams of people dying and torture*
Hunt:”Just kill me already”
Ruhn:*still processing that Lidia is the hind*
Baxian:*regretting his life choices*
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kopfkino-o · 9 months
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Bryce: If you wanted to track Koschei, you could totally do that on your phone. He's definitely got Find-my-Fae turned on. Azriel: His what? Bryce: Tracking. On his phone. Like you can see what he's up to, where he's at. It's great. Just use your cell. Azriel: Bryce: Azriel: Bryce: What...? Nesta: I think you broke his brain.
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orphicauroras · 2 years
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Memes/Others masterlist part 2
Making another one because I can
Gwynriel:
Future Gwynriel scene
Mates and something sparked in Azriel's chest
Azriel after he tucked away Gwyn's smile
Imagine Azriel's face
See you tomorrow Shadowsinger
Why do I keep running into Gwyn
Azriel wondering why he hasn't gotten a mate
Azriel when couldn't get Gwyn's image away from his mind
Gwynriel scenario
Gwynriel incorrect quotes
Gwynriel incorrect quotes II
Gwynriel incorrect quotes lll
Gwynriel incorrect quotes IV
Gwynriel incorrect quotes V
Gwynriel incorrect quotes VI
Valkyries:
Valkyries coming to Illyria
Emerie:
Emerie running shop
Elain:
King of Hybern vs Elain
Elucien:
Gwynriel vs Elriel, and elucien
Azriel/Cassian/Rhysand:
Cassian and Elain's black dress
Mate
Batboys
Cassian training the Valkyries
HOFAS Spoilers I
HOFAS Spoilers II
Plated Prisoner Series:
Glow spoilers- Slade after he realised
Glow spoilers- Auren, Slade and the Kings and Queens
Glow spoilers- Malina
Auren and Ribbons
Others
SJM and ACOTAR fandom
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i-only-see-daylight · 1 month
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The Autumn King: You’re starting to look like me more and more every day— 
Bryce: *Bursts into tears* 
The Autumn King: Why are you crying? 
Bryce: You’re ugly! I don’t want to look like you! *sobs*
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i-only-see-daylight · 2 months
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Byrce: Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse; That’s what I always say! 
Ruhn: You should say something else.
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Bryce: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
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