gwen : [panicking] what should i do?! how i'm going to explain this [pointing at dead body]
miles : [shrugs] just say no-
male reader : [shaking his head disagree] “no” is too short and serious...
miles : what about nope-
male reader : it's two letter longer but it's to casual, so “nah” is just right.
george : [pointing gun at them] did you guys kill this man?
gwen : no [swinging away from the crime scene]
miles : nope [turn invisible]
male reader : nah...
george: [turn to male reader] you guys kill him didn't you?
male reader : yeah...
george : [staring at male reader awkwardly] uh are you supposed to swing away or turn invisible?
male reader : [shrugs] maybe...
[silent]
male reader : but since little i really want to ride police car so this my opportunity.
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gwen: you fainted, do you remember anything?
miles: only the ambulance ride
hobie: that wasn’t an ambulance ride, i drove you
miles: but i heard a siren?
hobie: that was pavitr
pavitr: sorry i got nervous
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*Pavitr and Miles turn up at Gwens window and knock to come in*
Pavitr: "Can we stay with you tonight?."
Gwen: "Both of you? What happened?"
Miles: "Someone was playing with an ouija board and cursed the whole spiderbase."
Pavitr: "Hobie wasn’t any help. He doesn’t know how to banish spirits, so he’s just throwing salt at them yelling “does this look like a hotel to you!?”"
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Miguel: Lately, some of you have been a little...out of sorts.
[Miles lowers his head]
Miguel: Erratic.
[Pavitr whistles]
Miguel: Unreliable.
[Hobie rolls his eyes]
Miguel: Down right sloppy.
[Gwen arches her eyebrow]
Miguel: Except you, LEGO Spider-Man. You've been great.
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Pavitr: You’re saying Tea-Tea!
Gwen, snorting: You said T-T.
Hobie, half smiling: Titties.
Pavitr: Shut up! I did not say-
Miles: Totally did!
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Miles: You know those things will kill you, right?
Hobie, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Gwen, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Pavitr: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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gwen : male reader, maybe we shouldn't be together-
male reader : [try to stop her rambling] gwen-
gwen : with my my superhero life, i can give you a world that you deserve-
male reader : gwen! in this world, your are my world [pull gwen into a hug] you are the world and life i want so stay.
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miles: everyone, synchronize your watches
gwen: i don’t know how to do that
pavitr: i don’t wear a watch
hobie: time is a construct
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*Miles, Pavitr, Hobie, and Gwen chatting*
Spot: "What do you think you’re doing?"
Miles: "We’re TRYING to have a team meeting, thank you very little."
Pavitr: "Yeah! Team ears only."
Spot: " We’re in the middle of a fight!"
Hobie: "And we’re in the middle of a conversation! What don’t you get about that?"
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*Gwen jumps out of a portal*
Gwen: Oh man, this is bad! This is really bad!
Hobie: Oi, what is it?
Gwen *blushing*: I kissed Miles.
Hobie: Whoa... I owe Pav so much money.
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Miguel: You can’t have three people on a single motorcycle
Hobie: Wait, did you say three?
Miguel: Yes, three.
Gwen: Oh my god.
Miles: PAV FELL OFF!
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*Gwen comes home with a hickey*
Mr. Stacy: Hey, what's that?
Gwen: Umm... spider bite?
Miles: Hi, Mr. Stacy!
Mr. Stacy: Big spider you have there
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