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AJ: Okay, truth or dare?
Blaze: Truth
AJ: How many hours have you slept this week?
Blaze:
Blaze: ...Dare
AJ: Go to bed.
Blaze: I don’t like this game.
AJ: And I don’t like your messed up sleep schedule, now shush and go to sleep.
Blaze: Wait a minute, I am the adult here! Why do you-?!
AJ: I SAID SHUSH AND GO TO SLEEP.
(headcanon: AJ knows that Blaze has a fucked up sleep schedule due to many reasons, and he even acts like his father to make him go to sleep XD)
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Watts: What do bees make?
Starla: Honey?
Watts: Yes dear?
Starla: ...
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Blaze And Darington Are Having Work together As Partner in Farm .
Blaze : Hey Pal ! Have You Seen The Garden tools ?
Darington : Hm I Don't See it wait Let Me look for it
*Darington Looks for The Garden tools*
Darington : Oh There ! *Points At the Cottage*
Darington : *gets The Garden tools And Brings it on Blaze*
Darington : Here Pal I Got it !
Blaze : Thx Pal !
Darington : No Problem !
Blaze : *smiles*
Darington : Oh I Have an idea Let's Plant Tomatoes and Eggplants !
Blaze : That's A Good idea Darington !
Darington : Let's Begin Planting it !
*Blaze and Darington Started Planting Those tomato And Eggplant And Watering it and Waits For days*
After a Few Days .
Blaze : Hey Look At Those Darington ! Thay Are Grown Up !
Darington : Yeah The Eggplant is Grown up too !
Blaze : Let's starts Harvest and collect it !
Darington : Alright Let's Starts Harvest and Collect it
*Thay Are Starting Harvesting and collect Those Eggplants and Tomatoes*
With that Thay help As Thay Are Partner .
Blaze and Darington Fistbumps Each other After Thay Have finished the work .
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(Y/N): I love it when you agree with me.
Bruce: I'm not agreeing, I'm just not disagreeing.
(Y/N): Uh, that obviously means you're agreeing.
#batmom#batman x reader#batfamily series#bruce wayne x batmom#batman#incorrect batfamily quotes#batmm
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Blaze: What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like people think, “Oh, Blaze is such a nice person, Blaze is so happy-go-lucky! They can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, you know what? Blaze CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Blaze IS be in a bad mood.
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Who Broke It?
*The Nick Jr. Villians gather around a broken coffee machine.*
Crusher: So... who broke it?
*No one answers*
Crusher: I'm not mad. I just want to know.
Big Trouble: I did, I broke—
Crusher: No, no you didn't. Swiper?
Swiper: Don't look at me. Look at Marmalady.
Marmalady: What? I didn't break it.
Swiper: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Marmalady: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Swiper: *Leans on Marmalady* Suspicious.
Humdinger: If it matters, probably not… but Zeta was the last one to use it.
Zeta: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Humdinger: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Zeta: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Humdinger!
Big Trouble: Ok, ok! Let's not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it Crusher!
Crusher: No! Who broke !?!
*Marmalady looks at Little Trouble*
Marmalady: Crusher… Little Trouble's been awfully quiet.
Big Trouble: REALLY??
Marmalady: Yeah! Really.
Big Trouble: Oh, my god!
*Everyone starts arguing.*
Crusher: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
#submission#incorrect quotes#blaze and the monster machines#batmm#team umizoomi#dora the explorer#butterbean’s cafe#paw patrol#shimmer and shine#crusher#big trouble#swiper#ms. marmalady#mayor humdinger#zeta#little trouble
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Blaze and Starla Break-Up Era:
Watts: "She says "Is Beauty all that matters to you" and you say, "What else is there?"?!?"
Blaze: *sighs* "It was dumb, I know…"
Watts: *groans* "You should write a book."
Watts: "How to offend a woman in 5 syllables or less."
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Blaze: You remind me of the ocean.
Crusher: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Blaze: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.
Just an incorrect quote...
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inverse au funni (ft. frost, zj and jazz)
Frost: This thing is going to explode!
Jazz: Well, we don't know that. "Self-destruct" could mean anything. It might "explode" or it might just "disappear without a trace". I'd say we have a 50/50 chance.
ZJ: I'm feeling kind of lazy. I'll take my chances.
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I’m trying to look for cute incorrect quotes for Zeg May
I am brought with these instead.
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Crusher , addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Darington: But – that’s just a trash can.
Crusher : It sure is!
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Fsh.
Darington, driving towards Blaze along with a giggling Starla: Hey, Blaze! Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Blaze, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Darington and Starla:
Starla: fsh
(Random HC: Blaze knows a lot of stuff about some animals, plants, and other stuff like that. So when Blaze's friends try to make some jokes like that to them, they take it a bit too seriously-)
#blaze and the monster machines#batmm#batmm au#incorrect quotes#incorrect batmm quotes#headcanons#why are you reading the tags?
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Stripes: hey bro, what are you doing today?
Darington: I'm transforming oxygen into carbonic dioxide
Stripes: how? What's that?
Darington: breathing
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Starla and Watts Are choosing the food in Japanese restaurant
Starla : Um I Want Sushi!
Watts : I Want ramen!
Starla : I Want Takoyaki !
Watts : I Want Fishcake !
Waiter : Um Ok Anything drinks ?
Starla and Watts : GREEN TEA !
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BATMM AU: Incorrect Quotes: #4
Sparkle: Why do you get to be in charge? Why can't we take turns?
Blaze: Cause I'm the oldest.
Sparkle: Yeah? Well you're also the gayest, so I think I should be in charge.
Incorrect quotes note:
#blaze and the monster machines#blaze and the monster machines incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#my au
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Crusher, to Blaze: All right, let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves. I’m going to go first– I hate you.
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