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rainworldroompoll · 6 months
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Pick Your Favorite Rain World Room, Day 89.2
This is not single elimination! Every room with at least 10.0% vote will move on to the next round.
There is a hidden slugcat in one of the rooms (they can be in any color). If u can see it comment or reblog with where they are and if u are first, u get a cookie!
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Credit for game screenshots goes to: Rain World Interactive Map and me
Congratulations for day 86, 87 and 88 winners!
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rouge-the-bat · 2 years
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OH HELL YEAH I GOT YU YU HAKUSHO FOREVER TO RUN ON MY TABLET !!! I CANT READ ANYTHING ON THE GAME AND IDK THE CONTROLLS BUT I FUCKIN GOT IT BAYBEEEEE
next up now i just need to figure out how to rip the models !!!! if anyone knows any good ways to rip ps2 models from the pcsx2 emulator id really appreciate the help!!! i tried a few things that didnt work so im gonna work on it some more later. for now im gonna try to get some more sleep bc i only slept for like. 5 hours lmao
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prettyboyjohnny · 3 months
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JOHNNY VOICE LINE TRANSCRIPT 🥩
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I wrote these out a long time ago but never posted them anywhere! Based on [x].
>Nancy's voicelines<
Notes:
• I could've copied the game subtitles, but I didn't 'cause they suck.
• I haven't played enough Johnny to know where some of these lines start and end. Please let me know if I've made any mistakes in that regard!
• I was gonna include tone indicators, but tone is subjective. No one wants me to mark the Feed Grandpa voice lines as "Flirty."
Thanks!
VOICELINES
Encounter Start
Now look at this! Somebody's ready to fight!
This is gonna end... Very badly for you.
Yeah-ha-ha! Oh, that's it! Hit me...
Imma gut every single one of y'all! [Inhales, laughs under breath] Come on... Come on!
Exit interaction
Nobody leaves until I say so!
Ain't nobody leavin' just yet!
Got it.
Nobody's leavin' alive! Y'all not fast enough! ... Good try, though.
Feed Grandpa
Get your fill, old man.
It always tastes best when it's fresh, don't it?
Here you go, old man.
You're lookin' better already... Now help us!
Oh, you're thirsty today.
Victim found
HA HA! It's playtime!
Heh heh, it's playtime...
Hahahaha, I always find 'em!
You should know better than that! ... Come on out, now.
Hey there! [Laughs]
Well! Look who we got here! [Laughs]
Hit victim
Oh! Now I got ya!
Yeah! Take it! Take it!
It's better if you die right quick! Trust me!
This would be simpler if you would sit still!
Yeah! You gonna be leakin' after that hit.
Idle
Nobody escapes me.
How the hell did those kids find us? [Sighs] I should've been more careful.
If Grandpa was able, this would be over by now... I better go feed him.
Damn it, Johnny... Get your head straight! Come on, now!
I gotta fix this... Now!
Cook seen
I'd watch that tongue of yours, old man... It might go missin' one day.
I thought you knew how to run this household... THIS is a mess!
Damn it, old man! Put those ears of yours to use already!
Where are they?! How the hell did they get loose?! I can't fix this by myself, old man.
Stop barkin' orders at me! You ain't gonna like the results.
Hitchhiker seen
Surround the property with some of those traps already! This is getting outta hand fast!
You're one shifty little sumbitch... I'll give you that. [Laughs]
How you make those weird ass traps of yours, anyway?
Would you. Settle. The Hell. Down already. You're scattering all over the dang place. We gotta focus!
Grandpa is gonna tan our hides if we let them get away. Spread out!
Leatherface seen
That's it, boy... Go kill someone now.
Go on, put that saw to use, big boy! What're you waitin' on?
If I were you, I'd go and check out Grandpa. We're gonna need his help!
Let's go now, boy! Grandpa ain't gonna be too pleased if you let them escape.
Just get outta my way, boy... I'll show you how real killin's done.
Sissy seen
Are you gonna help me out, or just stand there lookin' pretty?
If it ain't askin' too much, before you go and run off again, would you mind helpin' me out?
Before you go runnin' off with those back-house hippies again... Can you PLEASE find these damn kids?!
Sissy, what the hell're you waitin' on? Get to it!
Sissy... Are you even listenin' to me? What's goin' on in that head of yours?! Damn!
Lose enemy first
Aww, you leavin' so soon?
It's alright, big boy's gonna be wearing your face soon enough... After I'm done with you, that is. [Laughs]
You know... I was actually kinda fond of that girl, I-I didn't really wanna hurt 'er... But, as they say... Family first, y'know?
You ever watch someone die? Oh... You ain't never quite the same after that, lemme tell ya.
Ohohoh, you can run all you want... It ain't gonna matter much longer.
Lose enemy sub
[Scoffs] You're all gurgle and no guts! I thought you were tougher than that!
I'm gonna find you... I will! I promise!
You wanna know how your friend died? I can show you!
L-Listen now! E-Everybody's time comes eventually!
The bad man's in me... And you gonna meet 'im real soon!
Lose enemy long
Your little friend put up a better fight than this... Come on... Make it interesting, will ya?!
They always try to hide... It's always the same game... [Laughs]
You folks don't know who you messin' with! Nobody ever gets away from me.
You're just delayin' the inevitable! YOU HEAR ME?
Come on out now, let's play.
I got plenty of space in the cold room for you.
Match start
It's time. [Chuckles] Seems they've got some fight in 'em after all.
I knew I should've handled this myself... I'll fix it.
That's what I get for taking it easy on them. Time for them to join that little friend of theirs.
See blood trail
Oh, this is gonna be easy.
Hey, you okay? You seem to have lost a bit of blood!
Now... let's see where you scurried off to.
You know... Bleedin' like that ain't gonna help your cause!
Don't bleed out on me yet! I need you awake!
See enemy first
Don't worry. I like it when they run.
Look, you're gonna want this to end fast. Trust me on that.
Well, don't run! I just wanna see how it feels.
There you are! [Chuckles] You kinda remind me of your little friend.
See enemy sub
This is pointless, you know. Quit stallin'.
Don't worry... I'll find ya.
[Growls] I'm gonna see your insides before this night's through!
Oh, you ain't gettin' away! I'm keepin' you.
Come on back, now.
Got something I wanna show you! [Laugh]
See family member
Well! Look who decided to lend a hand!
Check the doors and generator. We can't let them leave. You hear me?
Y'all need to start pullin' your weight around here. This is gettin' old!
Grandpa's gonna be in a fit if we let them escape. Start searchin'!
Would y'all... Help me already. PLEASE!
See trapped victim
We gotcha! [Laughs]
You ready to meet the bad man?
You got one!
Looks like you might be hurtin'. Might wanna be watchin' where you're steppin'.
[Laughs]
See victim escape
Maybe I can still catch 'em. Yeah, down by the tracks.
Damn... They're free... For now.
This isn't gonna be good.
Damn it, Johnny! [Scoffs] ... The old man's gonna be riled up now.
Use ability blocked
Ain't no tracks here...
Nah... got nothin'.
Better wait a minute.
Not quite yet ... [Inhales] Almost ready.
Use ability
Time to play. Now... Where did you go?
I'll find ya. Don't you worry about that.
Go ahead and hide... It ain't gonna matter.
Where'd y'all run off to?
Use ability success
[Hums] ... There you are.
They always leave a trail. Always so careless. [Chuckles, inhales] ... This is too easy.
I'm on your tail now!
Execution
You're gonna look real nice... Next to that friend of yours!
That's it... Die for me!
This... Is only gonna hurt... For a minute!
You should've never came here lookin' for that girl!
You ain't gettin' away! I'm keepin' you!
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spaciebabie · 2 years
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ANYTHING ABT THEM, I WANT BIBLICALLY ACCURATE LUNITICS DUMP ON ME
(Fanfic anon)
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(imma b honest this is the first time I've thought deeply abt their characters beyond the ass jokes so these characters are likely ta evolve as i draw em more. my characters just tend ta write themselves yk yk?)
first off: the lunatics use they/he pronouns!
first thing that came ta my mind was that luni drives an old run down car that's got a ton of scratches n dents, but they've had it for years n they're an incredible mechanic so-
luni was a car mechanic b4 getting a job at the pizzaplex and was a little intimidated and shocked when they got the job! even though they're good at what they do, they have a little bit of imposter syndrome at times. he's a little shy, modest guy, but extremely extroverted! once he gets comfy all bets are off
tic went ta college. they went HAM. they had the goal ta work at fazbear inc b/c of how advanced their tech is! they can b a bit egotistical at times, they def think they're that shit and they have the skills ta back it up. literal science genius. he's an introvert, but he's really out there n likes ta get in ppls face. he relishes in the fact that he can creep ppl out
luni was at the pizzaplex first b4 tic came along. now, while luni is shy at times, he's not gonna take shit from NOBODY n tic was a little bit (a lot)rude ta him at first. something something...."I'm way better at my job than you why are you even here?" and so the rivalry began :)
yeah that's right!!!! rivals ta lovers!!! hoh yeah baby!!!!
they go thru some competitive stuff a la: who can fix the animatronics faster? who can do the most repairs? who can come up with the best upgrades? and it just kept going n going till they both ranked up enough in fazbear inc ta where they get paid BUCKET LOADS of money. like. these guys are LOADED. fazbear inc pays them WELL.
eventually, they get ta a point where they've both reached their peak and there was nowhere else left ta go. they're forced ta work on equal ground n get ta know each other beyond the rivalry n end up crushing on each other :3
as they get ta know each other they realize that they share similar interests in loving memey n cursed shit. HR is fucking suffering b/c they're tryna keep the pizzaplex afloat w/all the "incidents" that keep happening that they literally don't care what any of the employees are doing as long as they're doing their jobs. the lunatics at this point are valued members of the fazbear inc team n so they basically become untouchable b/c of how good they are.
that also means they're often left w/nothin ta do since the robots last p long between repairs. so bored one day, tic gets a funny idea. "what if we glued asses onto the bots?" luni laughs and the rest is history.
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selfshippinglover · 7 months
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Cici friend! Tell me abt ur new guys 👀
HIIII COOOZYYY :DDD THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKIING AND IMISSED YOOOUIMMA GUESS UR REFRERING TO THE CIRCUS SILLIES YEAH?
Imma just list off random hcs about em cause not much is known anyways lol
Caine: (look at the silly <33)
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~He reads as pan to me tbh
~They created all of the other npcs, the models that the humans take on, Bubble, the circus itself, and every creature that comes for their throats
~Is touch starved. Like yeah he and the moon had a thing but he's touchy with people on multiple occasions so I think he really wants anemone to hold his hand UvU
~Very lonely boyo. Created friends via the npcs, a pet/ second hand in Bubble, made the circus to inhabit, planned out adventures, figured out how to bring people to his pocket world, and lets them set the pace! Like, HE WANTS COMPANIONSHIP SO BAAAD TWT
~He loves compliments! Like, he took all his time and energy to create this world and everything around us like please tell him how good he is! He's unhinged but cares a lot and sets high standards for himself and his creations! (Also I didn't say it but that gives him blatant favoritism towards you automatically)
~Very theatrical! The guy lives like all the world's a stage fr and plays off everything as such! Always moving around, posing, and making every little thing he does a big thing that he puts all of his energy into! I find his passion really endearing <33
~Generally an artist and creative! Whether it's creating things in a Spore-esque sequence, choosing the color palettes and aesthetics for the world, or little things like placing objects in a room at jusst the right angle, he genuinely enjoys it :) Also he cares SO MUCH ABOUT COLORS AND CORRECTNESS LIKE DON'T DISTURB DURING THE CREATIVE PROCESS HE'S GONNA YELL DRAMATICALLY AND POOF YOU AWAY ABOUT IT SGJBSBJG
~Will do the pulling people out of scenes with the cane thing
~Man the bruises he could leave on a bitch with those chompers 🥴🥴🥴
~It would hurt to touch his eyes...but they feel squishy for SURE
Ragatha: (l-lesbean //// )
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~YEAH SHE'S GAY FOR WOMEN FR
~She feels soft like a doll to the touch but with a kind of springiness to the texture. Especially her hair. Still is the softest of the gang though :)
~Very much a quietly pining in the background kinda gal but is also suuuper easy to make flushed so her crushes are pretttty obvioous(Jax teases her for it often)
~The person that adjusted best to the transition into the digital world since she's the most empathetic and readily accepting of what coping strategies do and don't work. It's not as if she's unaffected but she's adjusted rather well to deal with the situation and actively works to help others with it too :)
~Genuinely the nicest person in the circus gang. Looks to help others adjust to the experience, transitions them slowly and gently, offering support and guidance all the way through. If there's anyone here you can be sure to trust, it's her!
~But also helping others is a part of her coping with the world? Like, uses others stress to undermine and/or bury her own surrounding the situation. She tends to put others comfort over her own because of this. (Pomni basically left her to die and she accepted it so fast_
~When she does break down, it's mostly crying in her room. Not coming out for days. Eventually, she comes back out like nothing happened. Talks and plays along like usual but her footsteps steps are heavier. Or she's looking down at the ground when not distracted. spacing out if something makes her uncomfortable. The wear and tear comes out in the liddle things :(
~Really values anyone that takes time to get to know her, the things she likes, asks her how she's doing, invites her to adventures and the like since the group dynamic flips as well as the literal world around them are prone to flipping on a dime. The consistency really helps her feel more grounded :,)
~Isn't afraid to put Jax in his place but she also knows he's going to retaliate eventually so it really depends on the situation if she'll intervene or not.
Jax: (BASTARD)
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~Bisexual that BASTARDIZES THE WHOLE COMMUNITY KDHAB
~ The fastest character in the entire show next to Caine. Though he's at his fastest when it's for a bit lol
~Doesn't actually straight up hate everyone but he's rejection sensitive and in a world where people just fuckin, turn into monsters?? Like, why get attached if that could just happen whenever. Also, why let others get attached to him since he could end up the same way? It's more like a damage control measure
~Same with his whole, "worst piece of shit ever thing" he's got going. He's definitely an asshole for the thrill of it but he does care about others! Watching his reactions to others(except Gangle atm) at slower speeds show more of a reaction and concern for them. He just snaps into hiding in at the drop of a hat
~Likes picking up random objects and either throwing them at others right away and/or saving them for later
~All his clothes are worn loosely cause he hates being restricted in movement. Makes him feel closed in :(
~Had a really bad breakdown when he first arrived. Isolated himself for awhile before deciding to adopt this more apathetic character to deal with everything
~Feels like a plastic stretchy toy texture wise
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muppetyluv · 3 days
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Fire, Grass, Electric, Fairy, and Bonus for whichever ship you want! :] (Sorry if thats a lot ^^;)
It's fine lol. More than fine rlly /srs. imma do these all for Naughty because ofc I will 😔
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[Fire]: Who’s the better chef between you and your f/o? Do you ever cook together? If so, what’s your favorite dish to make?
I have no idea honestly but I'm gonna go withhhh myself. Me. But not by a lot probably. I'd invite him to cook with me every once in a while but regret it immediately. He'd prob keep trying to eat the ingredients 💔. Irl I like making pies, I don't do em very often though. iirc there's a line in-game about cakes being Naughty's favorite thing sooo,,, I woulg make cakes for him... even tho I hate decorating...
[Grass]: You’re going on a picnic with your f/o! What are you packing for the trip and what does the scenery look like?
I'd personally bring sandwiches, chips, a whole jar of pickles, cheese & crackers, and chocolate. Naughty would bring a whole raw fish 💔. We'd either be having the picnic in the privacy of the glade around Naughty's home or out near the beachside of Perf. Island real early in the morning.
[Electric]: When did you realize that you were in love with your f/o? When did they realize that they were in love with you?
I think Tusky(s/i) and Naughty would both slowly gain feelings for eachother but lack the experience to tell that THATS what it is. Naughty would get the feels first and he would be the first out of the two to figure out what the feeling is exactly. (With a little help from a certain disembodied voice... coughcoughNarratorcoughcough) Tusky would notice slight changes in his friend's behavior which FEEL like flirting but he'd assume he was over-thinking it. I'm not sure how yet but Naughty would eventually get the point across and Tusky would be like "OOHHHH ok everything makes sense now. I like you strange man."
[Fairy]: What kinds of AUs do you imagine you and your f/o in? Are any inspired by classic fairytales?
Errmmm I'm a bit embarrassed about this one but I have one in mind I haven't developed at all yet... A fantasy AU based off the fact I put these fuckers in M.iito.pia. Another one that exists as a vague concept in my mind is an AU based on the second NB game where Tusky never moved Perf. Island. There's more details than that but I cannot form a coherent thought about it rn.
[Bonus]: Construct a Pokemon team for you and construct one for your f/o (if they don't already have one!)
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First one is for my self insert. Second one is for thee F/O. I know there are a bunch of other pokemon that would probably fit Naughty better but,,, I'm not looking through all that and I didn't want to just put bear pokemon. Somewhat picked Naughty's based off creatures on the island(Birds, bugs, and unicorn adjacent thing). I don't think he'd actually have a ponyta but he'd want one! I tried not to just give him a shit ton of birds.
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The ask game
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worksby-d · 11 months
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Headcannon for everyone thinks it reader x Chris (even tho that series is dead but I HAD to share). When she moves in w/ him and starts to get bigger, like more pregnant, she steals and wears his boxers cause they fit her better and are more comfy. But doesn’t tell him cause she’s embarrassed and doesn’t want him to take them back lol. But he comes home one day to find her wearing them and lowkey thinks it’s hot, and he obvi let’s her keep them to wear. And then when they have more kids it becomes a thing that she steals them and then finally with their last child he just gives some to her straight up like “I know you’re gonna take these from me eventually so imma just hand em over now”😭😂
it's not dead!!!! it's alive in my brain every night before i go to sleep 😌
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flingza-roller · 1 year
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Hey so I found your account today and I love your art!!!
I also love your Captain 3 Cosplay! I’ve wanted to Cosplay them, but I couldn’t think of any idea on how to make their hat or headphones, so I’m curious to know if you’d be able to explain how you made yours?
if you’re busy and can’t respond I understand I just thought I’d ask
OAAAAGH THANK YOU!! it always makes me so happy when people enjoy my cosplay, i had lotsa fun with it :D
im gonna go into detail with this so imma shove it under a read more
so honestly i kinda cheesed it with the hat and also did it in the most convoluted way- i already owned a hat with a similar shape, one of those sailor captain hats u can find anywhere. loved wearing that thing. but anyway i removed the bit of rope and the buttons it had, then went through the very long and painstaking task of gluing fabric onto the whole thing. this required a lotta measuring, a lotta trial and error, but i eventually got there! i pretty much just cut out the pieces and layed them over the hat in the right positions.
the gold bits on the sides are just half of one of those metal button things u can get from craft stores, and the gold strips + emblem are a metallic gold card. the emblem itself i made by tracing over the game model, transferring that trace onto paper, tracing the paper onto gold card, then cutting out each piece and gluing it to the black disk i made (somehow this took me like 4 hours, dont ask why). i then just glued the whole thing to the front of the hat!
now the headphones- i was actually really lazy with this, ive been desperately wanting to make proper LED headphones with the right cables at the back but... i never really get around to it, i dont know the first thing about electronics in cosplay 😔
SO! with the con rapidly approaching and me running out of ideas, i resort to something i know i can handle. i buy a cheap pair of bluetooth kmart headphones and get to work. so i found that spotlight stocked this very thick.... foam, card? im not sure what it is exactly, but i had to use a stanley knife to cut it. i measured and cut discs out to attach onto the sides of the headphones, then added a layer of yellow card on top.
the pointy part of the 'phones is a cut piece of that thick card glued onto a piece of foam (the floor mat kind) for stability, and then i just painted the glowing dots on the front of the card with acrylics. i had to wear the headphones with the handle going around the back of my hat so that they didnt fall off, and since i would be adjusting them a lot and knew the "ears" might look wonky i decided to attach a patch of velcro to the side of the headphones and the yellow disk so that i could easily change their positions if they got crooked.
so yeah! they may not look the best, and theres always things i can improve, but i did put a hell of a lotta hours and love into em. i hope some of this can help u! and if u can make ur cosplay, id love to see it !!
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ninblahgo · 2 years
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Hey so curious question, what do you think the EMS reaction to being injured would be?
Hmm.. I'm going to imagine their reactions to accidentally breaking their own leg. (Maybe they tripped or smth)
I'm also going to assume you mean all the other EMs that were at the Tournament of Elements?
Imma ALSOO include the Ninja just because.
Kai:
Probably slipped or failed some epIC NINJA MOVes
Tries to deal with it himself
Actually makes a temporary cast (abandoned child stufdg)
Looks for Zane
Limping obviously
Nya:
She'd just immediately have help by her side. ... probably Kai and/or Jay
But if not, she is a strong woman and shall try to deal with it herself until she can get proper help
Qween
Is that how it goes?
I don't understand society
Cole:
"oW OW Ow ow ow‐"
"Zane? ZAAAAANNE!"
Very displeased with himself
Hopping around on his good leg while trying to find Zane
Jay:
"OOOWWWWW!!"
.....
"AW MAN‐"
More annoyed than anything
*Aggressive limping*
Eventual unending boredom (bc he can't go on missions like that)
Bored bored bored
Zane:
Either repairs himself or someone else repairs him
I don't think he feels pain? Not sure though, maybe he feels a tiny pinch of It?
Lloyd:
Will say "Ow!" Whenever he feels pain
Slowly limping his way around
*sighs loudly in annoyance once his leg is in a cast*
Obviously will have to stay away from danger for a while, so boredom. Very very boredom (it doesn't make sense, I know, I did that on purpose :)))
Skylor:
I can't imagine her breaking her leg-
She'd probably be reasonable and somehow succeed in not making it worse before she can get any proper help
Also she's the fricking Master of Amber
Just uses Gravis's Elemental Power to get around until she's completely healed
Though she'd probably be told a lot not to use the powers and rest or smth
Paleman:
*Holds his breath*
Y'know, when u hold ur breath and wait for the pain to go away? Just me? No? Yes?
"How on Earth did I get myself into this situation."
Would just sit there thinking about what to do before either calling or messaging Neuro
📩 'Hi, my leg hurts a lot'
📩 'I think it's broken'
📩 'What do I do??'
Chamille:
"Oh great."
Very much deals with it herself
As in gets herself to a hospital or something
'Frick the pain'
Probably made it worse
Ash:
Silence
Silently in pain
Messages 'the boys' (/HJ HE'S MESSAGING THE GROUP CHAT OF FRIENDS HE'S CLOSEr TO)
📩 'Heyy'
📩 'I think my leg is broken'
📩 'Im stranded'
📩 'Cant stand'
📩 'Cant walk'
Shade:
"Well this is a huge inconvenience."
Uses his Elemental Power to get around
Very irritated with the situation
'Stupid itchy cast'
Griffin Turner:
"OUCH??"
Would probably become really upset when he realises he won't be able to run for a while
... or walk without crutches
Probably gonna try to use his Elemental Power while on crutches and break his other leg lmao
Neuro:
"Ouch– shoot– FSM—"
Doesn't move
Either calls for help or waits for it
Waits for it as in waits for someone to notice
Another choice is to try and send a message telepathically
Karlof:
I doubt he'd ever break his leg
Bc 1. He can turn into metal
And 2. It's Karlof
But if he did ever break his leg
Then maybe he'll try making some kind of temporary.. thing to keep the broken bones straight
Only temporarily
50% chance he'll succeed
Depends if he takes off his giant metal glove thingys
Jacob:
Instantly calls for help
Poor guy can't really see either sooo..
📱 "Hello, I think I broke my leg– p l e a s e h e l p."
📱 "I can't even see it."
Gravis:
"Ow! Dangit!"
Already floats everywhere
Floated to the hospital like "Hello I require assistance." (I'm not very funny but the line was too boring without the last bit)
Still floats everywhere
Tox:
"UGGGHHHHHH."
Very frustrated
Probably failed a trick or something?
Impatient at first but eventually just accepts it annoyedly
Bad mood
Like‐ everyday
Bolobo:
Wraps his leg in vines
Homemade cast 👍
Okay but he might get a proper cast at some point
Summons vines to help him get around
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majidkhorchid21 · 1 year
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Little Italy
(An Italian pizza shop owner (O)  and a first-time customer (C ) engage in a conversation in downtown Little Italty, NYC. )
O: Ight’ sir whatdoya want to order. And make it snappy I got a line ere!
C: Oh. I dunno if imma be honest with you. Just got outta Chicago and lookin’ for some good quality sicilian italian pizza.
O: You came to the right place in Lil’ Italy! My family been ere’ for generations n’ eventually opened up this shop decades ago (Pointed a picture of his grandmother and grandfather in an old photograph on the wall.)
C: Amazed I’ll  be damned. That’s some good history right there. I’ll take a fresh Sicilian pizza.
O: Ight you wanna corner or a side?
C: Corner’ please.
O: Comin’ up; gimme about thirty-five minutes and i'd be ready.
 (Heads to the back of the shop to start his order. Customer leaves the shop. Five minutes later the customer walks back in the store and gets in line. Behind the customer comes a tall gentleman (G). He shoves the customer infront of him aside. Has his hands in his pockets, looking for the owner. All the customer except the three are in the shop.)
G: Ay buddy, lookin for the owner you seen ‘em?
O: Look what the cat dragged in, what can I do for ya?
G: Listen bub, I ain’t goin to repeat my self so listen to me closely.
O: (Points at himself) You talkin to me? 
G: (Leans over to him) Who else? 
O: (Points at himself again) You sure you talkin to me? (Picks up the wooden pizza board) I know you ain’t talkin to me you tall bastard.
G: (Backs up threatened)
C: (Gets between them) Settle down fellas it lets not start something that we will regret later.
O: (Points to the customer and grabs him by the shirt) Get outta my store. Now.
C: What bout’ my pizza?
O: What doyamean ‘what bout’ my pizza?’ But nothin’! Beat it or you gonna get it too!
C: You said thirty-five minutes! I want my pizza!
O: On my mothers grave I swear that we ain’t fast food; McDonalds is down the road now get!
(G and O both shove the customer outside the shop and the Owner locks the door.)
G: Where’s the doe Joe? Wheres Salieri’s money; it's payday and you are late on his payments again.
(Exits the shop and turns around to face Joe)
 G: You want protection no? That guy wassa mobsta that walked right in. (He touches the wall where the photograph of of Joe’s deceased parents were.) Nice shop right ere’, shure would be a shame…
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i give you the gift of an ask
infodump away, my friend
i dont care about what, just infodump to me
*feral motor revving noises*
Oh boi , would you look at that. It’s the the excuse that I needed ! :D
Imma infodump the SHIT out of Azulis, Nova and Paranoia.
OK SO-
General info!
Azulis: her species is very tall, hence why she’s very tall. She’s kinda got angsty teen energy. Just kinda badass and always looks angry, but she very much does have a soft side! She can be super kind! But most the time, nah. She’ll step on your foot, steal your wallet/purse and not say sorry. I love her so much she’s like- I want to put her in a blender, put whatever comes out of the blender into a glass bottle, then throw it at a wall so it shatters. Also: her fur is kinda sleek and glossy kinda soft but also kinda coarse, still nice tho! Also her fur is very long, it’s just not very poofy except on her tail.
Nova: omg SO wholesome. FLUFF LORD. So much soft puffy fluff. Toast is fluffier but STILL, they take second place. They have 3 sets of ears too! Also they’re non-binary. They’re kinda quiet and easily come off as shy, but they’re mostly just quietly confident. They’re the most wholesome I swear- they try absolutely anything in their power to help people, even if it just hurts themselves. They never get mad, they just get sad or disappointed. (Also they can summon big feathery wings! So they don’t always have em but they can if they want. Definitely didn’t do that to make her easier to draw.)
Paranoia(black): I think Paranoia has paranoia. It is paranoid. It’s surprisingly kind and caring for its appearance though! And it has horrible memory- It just wants to follow around whoever it’s attached to and quietly observe them.
Paranoia(red): It wants to watch the world burn. Fuck fear, Fuck kindness, it wants genocide. It’s a massive narcissist too. It also hates paranoia(black), and tries its best to make it terrified.
Now
Here’s story, I originally wrote this first but it was way too long and people probably won’t read it:
Azulis is from a species that has glowing markings that glow a certain colour to represent which clan you’re born into. BUT- Azulis is mixed clan cause she’s the child of 2 people who were in different clans. But she was the one who got all the hate for it because ya know, typical story plot: nobody knows who her parents are. Long story short she escaped imprisonment after a few years and gained a taste for murder + she also stole a sword that she’s now hyper protective of. After escaping, she eventually bumps into nova.
NOW: nova.
Nova is pretty average tbh. Normal person, they’re pretty quiet and happy. Loves to help people. As a job they do all healing crystals an stuff (because that stuff works in this universe cause- idk, magic.) But! Because in this world it’s…kinda medieval (idk I’m working it out) so eventually people start trying to call them out as a Witch! Nova isn’t that bothered tbh, they find it amusing, and a little disappointing. They end up moving out of their home village though because if the villagers tried to trial her for wichery- well, idk if you know how medieval people trialled if you’re a witch but in case you don’t : you got tied up and thrown in a river. If you drowned, you were innocent, If you lived, you’re a witch and they’re gonna kill ya. So basically Nova chose to leave to prevent that happening to themselves.
They met Azulis while they were looking for a new place to live.
And at some point the two become a couple (ewie cringe, it’s unnecessary idk why I added it. Tbh they’re adorable together tho, at least until later events-).
When they do find a village to move into, Azulis tries to adjust to village life but it’s just really not for her. Well, correction, she likes pretty much every aspect of village life, but can’t get used to being shut up in a house and how noisy people are when you’re trying to sleep. So she took more to sleeping in the nearby forest trees (I mean, she’s technically some kinda cat so it’s kinda in her nature).
Thing is tho, she has no money or job. Nova has money from setting up their crystal healing shop thingy, but it barely earns enough to sustain them, let alone the two of them.
So Azulis, after getting jumped by some low level thieves and accidentally killing one, ended up realising the wonderful and lucrative world of black market organ trafficking…. And within weeks turned a nearby cave into a makeshift workshop! In super secret ofc-
Also sometime around now, Azulis meets her other two friends, Patchwork, who’s a semi-famous unique Puppet maker, and Toast, who’s just a Protogen he rescued / brought (still working out how protogens fit in here cause- medieval world but how protos cause protos are robots?) BUT ANYWAY who cares about them, this post isn’t about them.
So anyway- Azulis starts earning mega money from kidnapping, killing, gutting and selling the organs of people, and the village was having like- a massive manhunt to find out who was the murderer.
One day nova found the workshop, went to confront Azulis who btw- you can probably tell but she’s not entirely mentally there. Azulis basically just realised Nova knew and immediately stabbed them and left em to die.
NOW PARANOIA:
Paranoia pretty much formed from Novas dead soul. They have no idea of anything about nova though, nova is pretty much just my excuse for Paranoia to exist. Paranoia is…kinda like a demon / ghost thing? There are also two paranoias that are completely separate people but the same body. There’s black paranoia who they are normally, then Red paranoia.
Also, nobody else can see it exept Azulis. So- they went and pretty much took over a small piece of Azulis’s soul, so they were pretty much trapped following her . Azulis didn’t mind though, cause black Paranoia is a very nice person, kinda like Nova was! They’re just kinda scared and Caring. Although- when Black Paranoia finally lost control and Red Paranoia took over, Red took advantage of the fact they’re literally attached to Azulis’s soul and…pretty much possessed her via her soul? And Red, with its absolute bloodthirst, used Azulis to go on a murderous rampage through the village. I mean yeah, Azulis was murdering anyway, but she killed carefully and with purpose. Red was making her kill carelessly in daylight with whitenesses and for no reason .
Patchwork (with no idea what’s going on) Tried to stop Azulis but she was still being controlled and cut his head off. That was enough shock for Azulis to snap out of it and Black paranoia to come back. They were terrified, and Azulis was absolutely furious.
Caring more about never being possessed again than about her friend, Paranoia, she immediately killed them. Due to spooky Ahh mystery magic Patchwork also is still alive, now with a floating head.
And now Azulis’s rampage is down she immediately gets taken by ‘police’ or guards or whatever and idk wether to add it or not but she either gets hung or they try to hang her but she escapes . Idk tho, her story is already so long, I feel it needs to end but also it feels cheap to just kill her off-
This is like: the base concept of the story. I’ll be adding more or taking stuff out, and I missed a bunch in this anyway cause it’s hyper simplified.
(This post is too long, I can’t be bothered to check if it makes sense. Forgive me.)
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martianbugsbunny · 2 years
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OUAT Thoughts Pt.52--Episodes 17-18
I have watched through S5E18; spoilers DNI. Also, spoiler warning for anyone further behind than I am.
—Belle basically told Rumple he wasn’t worth saving. What the heck, lady. And I’m pretty sure if my husband was about to be shot and killed, I wouldn’t hesitate to knock his attempted murderer to his death. Yeah, Belle sent Gaston into the River of Souls. Big whoop, he fricking sucks. And Belle knows how nasty he is! How could she possibly act like letting him kill Rumple was a better option?
—And exqueEEeze me, but this is not like when Snow or Emma acquired some darkness. Belle fell in love with the Dark One, for gosh sakes, she’s the princess most likely to do some dubious things!
—And it’s now confirmed that she doesn’t love Rumple. If she did, she wouldn’t need her father to break the sleeping curse. It’s obvious that Rumple loves her.
—Mulan was watching Dorothy and Red with the world’s most knowing look on her face and I am all here for it. But what about Mulan? She needs to get her happy ending! —Now that I’ve complained….Wolfie and Kansas, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
—I will not get over them together. They have everything: falling in love ridiculously fast; a meet-cute involving the dog; similarly tragic backstories; adorable nicknames—it’s everything I want! And you know, Toto’s gonna love having a bigger dog in his life. Red is the the best possible second dog mom for him.
—It’s cool that Dorothy taught Toto to bark at witches. Very smart.
—I adore David for sending Snow back to Storybrooke. That’s some quality husbanding right there. But all of their promises to be reunited eventually? That means for sure at least one of them dies. And since they share a heart, they’ll probably both die. Leaving Emma (and Hook?) to raise Neal. So sad.
—I also adore Hook for helping David with that. I like that Hook and David are getting along better now. Their personalities don’t put them at natural opposition to each other, so now that David is used to Hook and Emma being together, them being friendly is the right move.
—Hades is an exceedingly strange man. Every now and then he makes a comment that catches me off guard and makes me laugh. His sense of humor is peculiar, and kinda shady, but I like it. Which annoys me to no end.
—He’s not particularly handsome imo, but he is attractive. He’s completely riveting. Regardless of whether or not he’s being an ass to my faves (which he is), I can’t deny that he has presence.
—Still hate Zelena. I will not stop hating her. I will not feel sorry for her ever. And I’m still disgruntled about her and Hades being together. They have little to no chemistry.
—They shouldn’t have put Hades in the same room as Gaston. Once again, the hextreme vibes appeared. How can they expect me to believe him with Zelena when he’s *meh* with her and acts the way he does around all these dudes? (The count, by now, is three. Three men he’s had way more chemistry with than Zelena. And I do predict more such occurrences in the future.)
—MMMkay, I hate Gaston, big surprise, but he was right about one thing. The way to a bookworm’s heart is to tell them that ‘because it’s your favorite book, Imma read every word.’ That is just peak.
—I’m so tired of hearing guys saying how they’ve been looking for a woman of substance. It implies that a woman who is not shallow is a rare find, which I think is quite insulting. Also, not to go too deep, but we all know what kind of girls Gaston-types are thinking of when they say shallow, and I love those girls. Pink and makeup and girly-girl things? Bring em on, honey! If I had a girlfriend like that, whether or not she was the type of girl who wanted to have existential conversations (which is fr not for everybody, regardless of gender), I would adore her and love her so much she wouldn’t know what to do with me. And tbh, Gaston is more vain than he believes those girls to be, so….But, it’s very much in character for him to say something piggish like that, so I can live with it. Context is everything, friends.
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esohcysp110127 · 3 months
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Another edition of would your rather:
(I’m running out of ideas)
Have a dick for a day or be a lesbian for a day?
Fuck in a morgue or in a graveyard?
Forced to swallow cum everyday or forced to be creampied?
Fuck someone on death row or fuck someone right after a crime that would put them on death row?
Have your makeup get fucked up from a sloppy face fuck or make sure the hands aren’t all over your face and hair?
Fucked with an object while your tied up or be humiliated while you’re getting fucked?
Have your ass in someone’s phone or your tits in their phone?
Direct a sex video or be in the sex video?
Try to make a man hard while he’s wearing a dick cage or make him cum without touching his cock?
Condom or raw?
Have a man taste your pussy of your panties or off your fingers?
Maid outfit or schoolgirl outfit?
Sex with a pornstar or sex with someone inexperienced?
Buttplug or speculum?
Spit or drool?
Watching someone masturbate in person or on video?
High sex drive or low sex drive?
Have a painting of your ass or tits?
Be strapped to an xcross during sex or a pillory during sex?
Whips or paddles (used on you)?
Two cocks In your ass or pussy? (If they could fit)
Have a dick for a day <3 i want to penetrate so many things
In a morgue will be so fucking hot but will eventually do it in graveyard for sure
Creampie
After the crime, while they're still covered in blood & in the moment, still excited of what they just did *drool* (make me think about Natural Born Killers)
Dont you put ur hand on my makeup
Did the first one so imma pick being humiliated for a change
I think both case alredy exist lmao
Would love to direct one! Already did homemade sextape but im keeping ´em for me
First one would be easy second one is gonna be a nice challenge
RAW
Hmmm fingers
School girl
With a pornstar pretty please
Buttplug
Drool
I hate videos its so impersonal do it in front of me
I hate having a low sex drive but a high sex drive is so time consuming lmao
Paint my whole body
Pillory
Both
Already did pussy but scared to try the other hole aoutch
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trenchcoatsbi · 1 year
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i am notthe0wing away my shot i am not theowing away my shot heyo im jsut like my coumtry im yougn scrappy and hung and i ma mot theoign away my shot IMMA GET A SCHOAR SHIP TO KINGS COLLEGE I PROBLY SHOULDNT BRAG BUT DANG I AMAZE AND ASTONISH SEE THE PROMISE IS I GOT A LOTTA BRAINS BUT NO POLISH I GOTTA HOLLER (HOLA, BACK GURL) UUST TO BE HEARD WITH EVEYR WORD I DROP KNOWLEDGE IM A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH A SHINY PIECE OF COAL TRYNA REACH MY GOAL MY UHHHH I FORGET POWER OF SPEEHC UNIMPEACHABLE ONLY 19 BUT MY MIND IS OLDER, THESE NY CITY STREETS GET COLDS, I SHOULDA EVRY BURDEN EV DISAVCDTANTEGE I HAVE LEARNED TO MANAGE I DONT HAVE A GUN TO BRANISH I WALK THESE STREETS, FAMISHED!!!! THE PLAN IS TO FAN THIS SPARK INTO A FLAME. BUT DAMN ITS GETITNF DARK SO LEMME SPELL OUT THE NAME I AM THE a ‼️ 🇱🇪🇽🇦🇳🇩🇪🇷 WHAT THE FUCK I TRIED TO COYP AND PASTE WHAT FROM DISCORD SO IT WOULD BE FUNNT NAD GO LIKE :rgional text indicator: WHAT IS THIS
e r we AERE MEANT TO BE. a colony that runs Indepepdnelty meanwhile BIRTISN KEEPS shit9tngo n us NEDOELSOY!!!! essentially they tax us relentlessly, then king gogy funs around n runs a spending spree, he aint ever gonna SET his descendants free so there will be a reovlution in this century.
(ENTER ME)
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dont be shoced when your history book mentions me. i will lay sown my life ifmit sets us free and eventually you will see my ASCENDANCY!!! and i am not th8rouwinb away my shot (my shot) i am not throwing away my shot (my shot) eyo im iusy like my country I’m younb scappy and yhunhry and i a mot goigmt awh my shro i am not throwing away my shit
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like my country im young cscrappy and hunrgy, and i am not throwing away my shot, its time to take a SHOT!!!! * dream of france without a monarchy!!!! the unrest in france will lead go anarchy, anarhcy, how u say how u say OH AMARHCY!!!!!!! thwhen i fight i make the other side PANICKY w ky SHOT
eyo im a tailors apprentice and i got yalls knuckleheads im local pareNTIS, IM JOINING THE REBELLION CAUSE I KMOW ITS KY CHANCE TO SOCIALLY ADVANCE. INSTEAD OF SEWINH SOME PANTS/ ITS TIME TO RAK E A *SHOT*
and but we’LL NEVER BE TRULY FREE UNTILT HOSE I BONDAGE HAVE RHE SAME RIGHTS AS YOU AND EM !!!!! YOU AND I DO OR DIE, WAIT TIL I SALLY IN ON A STALKION IN THE FIRST BLACK BATAL,ION >:DDD ITS TIME TO TAKE A SHOT
geniuses lower your VOICES. 🤬 you keep outta trouble, and you double your choice.s . im with you but 5he situation is fraught you oughta be cardully taught, if you ralk youre gknna get HSHOT
BUT BURR CHECK WHAT WE GOT, ME LAFAYETTE HARD ROCK LIKE LANDELOR, I THINK YOUR PANTS LOOK *HOT* LAURENS I LIKE YOU A *LOT,* LETS HATCH A PLOT BLACKER THAN THE KETTLE CALLING THE PO T, WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT 5HE GODS WOULD UR US ALL IN ONE SPOR POPP9NG A SQUR ON CONVERNIONAL WISDOM MR LIKE IT OR NOT
a bunch OF REVOLUTIONARY MANU,IMSSION ABOLITIONISTS????
GIMME A POSITION SHOW ME WHERE THE AMUNITION IS/
oh am i talkig too loud 🫢 sometimes i get overwxcited shoot off at the mouth (ME TOO), i never had a broup of friends before i promise that ill make yall proud!
lets GET TJIS GUY what is this font
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everybody SING WOAAHHH WOAH WOAHHHH, WOAAH OH, WOAH OH, OET EM HEAR U YA LETS GO, WOA WOA WOAAAA I SAID SHOUT IT TO THE ROOF TOPS WOAAA OAA OAAA SAID TO THE ROF TOPS WOA WOA WOAAA D,OM YEAH LETS BO RISee up when youre lifing on your knees you rise UP, tell your brother that (can i just say i love this bit and how its sung) that hes gotga rise up, tell your sister that shes gotta RISE UP . when r these gonanlies goann rise up, WHEN ARE THESE COLONIES GONNA RISE UP, WHEN ARE THESE COLONIES GONNA RISE UP, RISE UP
i imagine death so kuch it reels morelike a memory, when sit gonna get me, in my sleep, 7 feet ahead of me (LUCKY NUMHER) if i see it coming do I rum or do i let it be???! is it like a beat withojt a melody :( SEE I NEVER THOUGHT ID MAKE IT PAST 20, WHERE I DOME FROM SOME GET HALLF AS MANY. ask angbody oh fuck the font is big
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ask anybody why we liiving fast and we reach fr a dlask, we have to make this moment last thats plenty. SCEATCH THAT. this is not a movement, its *the* movement where all the hungriest brothers wif something to profe went. those opposu us we make am honest stand, we roll like moses cliaminf his promised land, AnD??? IF WE WING OUR INDEPENDNC?!?!?! if thata agairantee of freedom for our dcendan7ts pr will the blood we she dbefin an endless cycle of dth and rveenge with no defendants D:
god my room is hot. I KNOW THE AFTIOJ IN THE STREETS IS EXCITING BUT JESUS BETWEEN SOL THE BLEEDING & FIGHTING IVE BEEN READING AND WRITING. WE’VE GOT TO HANDLE OUR FINANCIAL DITUATION. ARE WE A NATION OF STATES, WHATS THE STATE OF OUR NATIOM? KM PAST PATIENTLY WAITING IM PASSIONATELY SMASHING EVERY EXPRECTATION, EVERY ACT IS AN ACT OF CREATION!!!!! FUCKING HELL LIN MANUEL MIRANDA
im LAUGHG IN THE FACE OF CASUALTY AND SORROW AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IM THINKING PAST TOMORRO ‼️‼️‼️‼️ AND I AM not theowing aaway my shot, i a, not away my shot, AYAIOIOO IM JUST LIKE MY COUNTRY IM YOUG SCRAPPYH AD HUNGRY AND IM NOT NTEOWING AWAY MY HWOT
and the rest is looped
AND I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY, NOT THEOWING AWAY MY SHOR
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heatobrienswife · 3 years
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wonderstxrs · 5 years
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@livevl​ 
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‘‘-- apparently we’re uh, sisters..? obviously you can see that..’‘ way to go, Mel.
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