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theyarebothgunshot · 3 years

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ROSE I AM FREAKING OUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE PREQUEL STUFF???? WHAT IS GOING ON, my god... I was literally about to go to sleep, decided to check Tumblr one last time and see this.... what WHAT!! WHATTTT!!!!!! I don't even know if this is good bad or what but just JENSEN IS PRODUCING A SUPERNATURAL PREQUEL AND DEAN'S GONNA BE THE NARRATOR OR Sth LIKE???? -🐸

YEAH i am normal about this <3 (jk i am also freaking out) welcome to: people screaming to me in my inbox about prequelgate ft. j/2 fallout theory. let's goooo!

Another copypasta and suddenly chaos machine is full on gay I love this prophecy

you know whats funny i just checked the j/2 tag and i feel like for the first time in a long time they are starting to realise that maybe THEY should be the ones who are "gutted" *sips tea*

ROSE HOLY SHIT ROOOOOOOOSE ITS HAPPENING HOLY SHIIIIIT

YEAH

Nevermind just read prequel and well good luck I guess but just you know kind of bleh who wants to watch John Winchester well let’s have hope anyways

i know a lot of people are bummed out but i am kind of very excited actually?? i trust robbie and even though yeah j*hn winchester turned into a nasty abusive bastard, it can be interesting to explore how it all started (imo). it's just the first of many stories they can tell.

I can only accept this circus if it’s Dean telling the stories to his and Cas’ kids and then we have a revival to show that the whole finale was in fact the end Chuck wanted there Jensen I fixed it

i would not say no to this

heyloo bee anon here

um- wtf is happening?

jackles prequel series?? why? i want to be excited about this but sheesh im scared

because supernatural is never dead <3

okay, but, jensen... john winchester ≠ jdm, you don’t have to go /that/ hard for him 🙃

true true... though i am waiting for jdm to comment on this, please i need it

WAIT A SECOND J2 FALLOUT THEORY TRUE??

LMAO HELL YEAH BESTIE

Rose you really picked the worst time to sleep for real

bestie it was literally 4 in the morning, what do you expect from me sdfjsfhsf

I can’t literally can’t we were all right LMAO j2 fallout theory is real and cockles (Misha supporting Jensen) is [gunshots] I’m just laughing cause what the hell is this timeline we’re living LMAOOOOOOOOOO

we would always end up here <3

Do we have the copypaste anons to thank for JP basically confirming the J2 fallout? lol 🦚

yes, everybody say 'thanks annoying idiots!'

ROSE, WAKE UP, COME HERE,

THERE'S A LOT GOING ON FFS

YEAH I KNOW BUT I NEEDED SLEEP

Anticipating that there's going to be a lot of yelling about the prequel on here: I am cackling, but also, I mean, the first time Dean got a look into his parent's past, Cas was the catalyst: literally entered Dean's mind and catapulted him to the 70s. So idk, it's not completely unreasonable to expect some Cas cameos, maybe setting up a parallel timeline since Dean is narrating. What I'm saying is, this is Jackles, he's getting JDM and Misha in on this lmao -Honeymoon Anon

you were right lmfaooo also i fully agree. misha's tweet further cemented that thought for me. he knew about this prequel and i dont think he is cas-baiting us, i think he'll be involved. i'd also be obsessed to see jensen and jdm act together again (though idk who jdm could play seeing as it's a prequel and he is way too old to play young j*hn)

longlivethetribbles heeft gevraagd:

Heyyyyyy bestie, are you SEEING the absolute madness going on right now holy shit

well a little late but I SURE AM BESTIE

bestie wake up pls s16 finale just dropped.

- 🍯

and WHAT a great one it was

I love coming home from work to see all of the chaos unfolding on Tumblr and Twitter. I'm absolutely buzzing right now. I'll probably still be here by the time you wake up and check tumblr 😂 - 🐢

lmaooo and were you still awake?? did you see my freak out??

Oooh bestie wake the fuck up, I know you’re gonna be excited for this one jsnsjsj

god i had SUCH a morning like. it's 12:00 now and all i did since i woke up is check tumblr rip

short summary: jen and dee gain the rights, they post on ig/twitter about a prequel ft john and mary that no one asked for, the fandom loses its everloving shit as usual, they trend on twitter thanks to the beloved twt intern who missed us, misha qt’s jen about cas possibly benefiting from being in the prequel, then j*red qt’s jensen abt how his feelings got hurt by him not being told about a prequel his character as no involvement in & he initially throws a tantrum, and the rest is history - 🦋 anon (ps: i hope this helps a little, i’ve been scattered brained trying to keep up with it all night lmao so pls let me know if i missed anything, bug crew !!)

thank you so much darling i figured it out eventually but this is a helpful summary!!!

I hope you enjoyed waking up to all of this XD -🐢

i sure did!!! also that answers my question about you being awake lmao

I WILL NEVER EVER EVER FORGIVE MYSELF FOR SLEEPING THROUGH ALL OF THIS DRAMA AND NOT EXPERIENCING IT IN PERSON I DIDN'T NEED THIS SLEEP - tea anon

well the party was still going strong this morning so im not TOO "gutted" see what i did there lmaooo

Now that you are caught up with the news... So idk if you remember this but...didn't jarpad tell jackles he was up for a reboot in an online panel? And jackles answered that this was news to him??

-🍯

yeah i think you are right but he was clearly joking and didnt expect jackles to actually be working on something already

J2 anon spare more of those anons let's finish this - tea anon

please, we're having a ball in this bitch

I saw a post on tumblr where someone said now that Kripke gave J&D the rights, maybe they’re starting with a prequel just to end on a reboot in years time and honestly ? I wanna believe that so badly. This is tinhatty but what if this is all calculated in a way that makes it so that Jensen is slowly starting to fix everything that was wrong with spn - now that he has the rights and he’s slowly making spn his own story ?! I mean he did say in his ig post he wants to ‘fill in the rest’ - and maybe Mary and John’s story is only the beginning of spn related content from J&D to come ??? Maybe he wants to give spn the justice it deserves ?? Thoughts ??

i dont think this is tinhatty at all i think this is very possible and not that much of a reach. i could see this happening yeah for sure

want to hear something funny. I found out I had a ruptured blood vessel in my eye because I was sending my friend a video freaking out when the prequel news dropped and I noticed the corner of my eye was red af. and when I got back online jared had tweeted.

DJFHSJD ANON THE CHAOS OF IT ALL, HELP, are you okay? <3

rose.. bestie... how are you feeling about The News? nsfshsf being european is a curse </3 🐞

i feel GREAT im living for it i feel on top of the world tbh (and yeah it really is dsjfhs)

What am I waking up to I can't WHAT I rested my eyes for like 5 minutes help *hits reblog button* - anon anon

yep yep essentially djfhs

“Jensen and Misha are Co workers who barley talk”

I can’t be sure of course but I’m fairly certain that this is the copypasta that brought the j/2 fallout theory back to life. Who’s apparently ‘barely talking’ now? skansjsjsj. It’s almost prophetic, these j/2 anons have superpowers I’m telling ya.

-poker face anon

next time we get one of them we should be thanking them lmaooo

ok, but are we gonna talk about the "When Daneel and I formed Chaos Machine Productions, we knew that the first story we wanted to tell was the story of John and Mary Winchester [...]"-quote because the way this is phrased implies they formed CHAOS MACHINE Productions with the intent of telling this story (first), i haven't been in this dumpster long enough but the name just tickles me in that Misha way, isn't it so sus??? am i missing something???? i mean with this announcement they SURE lived up to that name... 🧩-anon

you are absolutely right, chaos machine SCREAMS misha and we are all here for it!!

hey hey hey. joining the clownverse, there's no way THEE cas girl danneel doesn't know just how much the fandom loves misha and cas. so 2 + 2 = misha in the spn prequel!

AGREED

So I think I finally managed to catch up on wtf happened while I was asleep and my brain melted. What a shit show to wake up to.

Anyway thoughts.

I don't hate the idea of a Mary&John sequel. I think it has the potential to be good (It has the potential to be really bad too, so I'm kind scared).

🕯️🕯️🕯️ manifesting Mary being badass and John being kinda useless🕯️🕯️🕯️

As for the Jensen and J*red thing.

I can see Jensen not telling J*red even if they are still friends, because J*red is kinda good at accidentally telling Secrets. He could have told him right before he announced it so, so that J*red didn't have to find out from twitter. He was on the show for 15 years, he is bound to get asked about it. The public twitter meltdown was really unprofessional so. Like you have Jensen's number J*red. You could have sorted that out in private like a normal person, but instead you choose to act like a toddler throwing a tantrum.

Is it weird that I'm actually going to be kinda that for them if the actually had a falling out, even tho I don't like J*red all that much. They seemed to be really important to each other and while I thought before that the might have triefted apart a bit, I didn't think that the where actively fighting.

- 🐌 anon

the thing is, the polite/normal thing for jensen to do was text him before announcing it on twitter. it's weird he didn't, and that makes me believe that maybe yeah they did have a falling out. especially with the way j*red responded to it on twitter. if he had no other reason to be this upset (no prior beef or falling out) you'd think that he wouldn't be responding like this. on the other hand, the man is a mysterie to me so who the hell knows. i'm not gonna mourn about it if they did/do grow apart because j*red is just.... awful imo.

#frog anon #bee anon #peacock anon #subtlerainy #honeymoon anon #bestie mutual #honeypot anon #turtle anon #butterfly anon #tea anon #ladybug anon #anon anon #poker face anon #puzzle pieces anon #snail anon #good lord i think i got more anons about this than about anything else before lmao #good luck to anybody who actually reads this <3

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theladysexpistol · 4 years

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Ok so i have this thought like La Squadra's reaction to their s/o being a witch and have a hellhound familiar please ?

Man you guys keep bringing up things I forget to say I LOVE and am ECSTATIC to write about! I love paranormal/occult stuff!! I was in a paranormal club in college undergrad and we did ghost investigations, had psychics come and guest speak, spent nights talking about cryptids and aliens and all kinds of conspiracies... it was amazing!! We’ve talked about witches and hellhounds loads of times!!

I really, really had a lot of fun with this one 😈

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Risotto

- The first thing that caught his eye about his s/o was their asethetic. In what I can only describe as like, witchy goth, with a big black dog. He’s a fan.

- Ris thought they were just into the occult stuff, figured they probably were into astrology and tarot cards and crystals and such.

- Here’s how im imagining he finds out: a rival gang learns his s/o is dating Risotto, the capo of the hitman team. His team has probably killed a lot of rival gang members. So naturally, they’re gonna target his s/o. Risotto learns about the plot and goes to rescue them, only to find their big Rottweiler-looking dog spitting fire and moving like a shadow, while his s/o chants in some demonic/ancient language and puts a curse on their attacker.

- Honestly? Risotto’s totally into it.

- I mean I would say his Stand is pretty violent honestly, the way he makes razor blades and needles and scalpels pop out of his victim’s own blood. So the witch stuff wouldn’t bother him in the slightest.

- In fact it probably makes their relationship a little more, idk kinky? His s/o is probably very interested in the ways he can manipulate blood, both for their witchy spellcrafting and on a sexual pleasure level

- Risotto keeps his s/o a secret, from his team but that’s mostly to keep them from the boss. He knows the boss would probably try to use them for his own gain, and Ris is not interested in letting the boss get a hand on them. His s/o could be his advantage in taking down the boss, too.

- The two of them are an absolute power couple. You cannot beat them when they’re together. That’s not including the hellhound either. Witchy s/o and Ris would have demolished anyone in the Bucci gang, unless they were like all fighting together against the two of them.

Formaggio

- Again, Formaggio was probably really drawn in by the s/o’s witchy goth asethetic. He’s kinda dumb.

- Formaggio is a cat guy, so he doesn’t like their familiar at first. Especially because it’s a big, scary looking dog.

- But the hellhound reflects its master’s feelings, and as soon as they feel affection toward Formaggio it will too.

- Formaggio finds out when he’s showing his s/o his Stand. He shrinks himself and they think at first he’s a witch too. Formaggio is very confused; he’s only known Stands. He didn’t know witches were real.

- But he likes that they can shrink things too, and that they definitely don’t think his Stand is useless (the way the rest of his team seems to think)

- Is probably now even more afraid of the hellhound now knowing it’s a hellhound that could roast him alive, but figures as long as he doesn’t break his s/o’s heart he’s probably safe

- He tries to brag about them at least to Illuso for sure, the smug bastard. Most of the team doesn’t believe him, except Pesci and Melone.

- Would absolutely let them try out spells and curses on him. He strikes me as an adrenaline junkie. As long as he gets rewarded for it 😏

Illuso

- Okay I’ll be honest I guess since this is the third one I’m like “he’d be into the asethetic” I guess I just imagine most of the hitman team would absolutely be into goth/punk. Also witchy goth is just very hot okay and that’s what I’m imagining here

- Illuso finds out very quickly they’re a witch because he uses his mirror world to spy on them

- After a couple times of doing that though, the hellhound starts to sense his presence

- Finally his s/o is straight up like “I don’t know how you’re here Illuso, but I know you’re here. Come out and maybe we can get a little alone time together 😉”

- He comes out of the mirror and honestly they’re more shocked than he was when he learned they were a witch

- But they’re also incredibly intrigued and would probably want to try and go into the mirror world. Think of all the information they could gather on people they want to hex

- The two of them are a mischevious, trouble-making couple and fit together almost a little too perfectly

- Like Formaggio I think with a little encouragement I think he would be willing to be a test subject for his s/o

- Unlike Formaggio he loves the hellhound. He really wants to see it in action.

Prosciutto

- Okay first boy not interested in the asethetic at first

- I imagine witchy approached him first. There was something about him they really liked - that intense, cold expression in his eyes, they could tell what he did as his job from a glance

- Prosciutto agreed to go on a date with them to determine if they were a threat to Passione - most importantly, his team - that needed to be taken out or if they were harmless

- Halfway through the date Prosciutto is thinking they’re dangerous and he’ll have to kill them so he brings out his Stand but as he does the hellhound appears from the shadows and growls at him for threatening its master. Witchy sighs and explains to him that they’re a witch. I don’t think they’d necessarily be hiding it, just that they know most people would probably be freaked out by it

- Prosciutto is intrigued and continues to go on dates with them. Next thing he realizes is he’s in love.

- Did they slip him a potion? He’ll never know

- Prosciutto is extremely protective of his s/o. He worries that if anyone finds out they’re a witch they’ll be attacked by a mob or something.

- For that reason he and the hellhound get along pretty well. They’re both interested in protecting his s/o

- The hellhound still likes Pesci the most though

Melone

- Okay back to boys who were drawn in by the asethetic, except it’s like 1000x worse than the others for Melone

- At first he thinks it’s like, oh they’d make a great host for Babyface. Then he realizes no, he’s like really attracted to them himself, not because of his Stand

- Melone has a weird taste in like science and experimentation, I think his s/o would be pretty comfortable early on in the relationship telling him they’re a witch

- He is the most enthusiastic about being used as his s/o’s guinea pig. Honestly probably gets a little turned on by it.

- Not the biggest fan of the hellhound, but they respect one another’s place in his s/o’s life

- Because the thing his Stand creates is a homunculus, I think his s/o would also be very interested in his abilities as well

- The two of them are just experimenting left and right, helping one another as they push the limits on their abilities. It’s like putting two mad scientists together. Eventually they’re gonna create a monster thats unstoppable lol

Ghiaccio

- Another one I think witchy would approach first, similar to Prosciutto because they can see the eyes of a killer in him, but also because he’s just pure rage. It intrigued them

- Ghiaccio likes them because they don’t tell him to shut up and they just let him fully rage and destroy things, watching him the whole time and comforting him when he needs it

- The hellhound likes him too. Ghiaccio’s anger is very familiar to his demonic roots

- He’s probably not going to find out for a while that they’re a witch. It’s not that his s/o didn’t feel comfortable telling him, it’s just that there wasn’t really a good way to bring it up.

- Honestly they probably witness him use White Album first, and think he’s also a witch, and that’s how he finds out

- Ghiaccio is a little freaked out at first honestly. He didn’t know witches could exist. He’s also a little peeved they didn’t tell him and they again, observe him as he has another freak out

- Witchy admits they really loves how angry he gets, feels the power behind it, and wishes they had a way to harness it

- I don’t think Ghiaccio would be a guinea pig with any incentive, but he might offer to let them try and figure out a way to take the raw energy of his fury and channel it into their spells

- They’re an odd pair, but his s/o is so calm and collected that they balance out his explosive temper

#bree writes #jojo headcanons #la squadra x reader #risotto x reader #formaggio x reader #illuso x reader #prosciutto x reader #melone x reader #ghiaccio x reader #reader is a witch hehe #because yanno what vampires and zombies and shit are possible im gonna say witches are too #i started hysterically laughing while writing this #because i imagined risotto with one of those cliche big tiddy witches #and i was like oh my god they are a big tiddy power couple

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smolslothloaf · 4 years

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Yo as the only Micheal Crew fan (prolly), can I just say I’m so fucking salty that he died how he did?

Homeboy’s been hinted at since the fourth episode in this entire goddamn series, he’s been repeatedly connected to the Leitner books (which I guess are less important now that we’ve met Jurgen Leitner and we’ve got Gerard but uggggghhhh), he’s got a cool lightning scar and backstory and everything!

And once we get to meet him? He’s so intriguing-he ‘s polite even as he forces Jon to just fall through the air, he has a great voice (both literally and writing wise), and once he explains his backstory it doesn’t dissapoint. You get the image of this scared child whose been searching for protection and meaning his whole life. This creature’s been following him ever since he’s gotten his lightning scar, you kinda get that it’s the personification of his past even if he connects it all back to the Vast. To an extent, he kinda describes his relationship with his scar and his journey in self discovery all as both finding meaning and acceptance in the Vast. The moment he figures out what’s been calling to him is also the moment he accepts his past and his trauma. It all makes sense and comes together.

What I also find particularly interesting the way he laments about never being able to remember the most important events of his life, as I feel it’s something we all can relate to. Traumatic or not, negative or positive, many of us have trouble recalling the most life-changing events of our lives. We feel frustrated over this, we beat ourselves up for it, it’s just apart of life. In Mike’s statement this is such a small detail but it’s one that resonates with me deeply.

They set up Micheal Crew in such an engaging light and make him feel so real. I will admit that I’m not sure how much more they could do with him as this episode tied up pretty much all loose ends in his story. That being said, I would’ve absolutely LOVED to see more of him! He has an intruging personality, a cool backstory, he could’ve been a neat reaccuring character or something.

But no! Daisy Fucking Tonner just needsa bust down the fucking door and be like “YO THIS BITCH HUMAN?” And Jon’s like “uhhh ig not” and Daisy’s like “WELL THAT MEANS HES GONNA CATCH THESE HANDS.” AND JUST FUCKING SHOOTS HIM???

FUCK THAT NOISE.

YOU BUILD UP A CHARACTER OVER THE COURSE OF THREE SEASONS, WE MEET HIM AND HE GIVES US HIS LIFE STORY, THERES STILL SOME ROOM FOR HIM TO GIVE US ANSWERS OR SOME SHIT, THEN YOU HAVE THE A U D A C I T Y TO JUST YEET DAISY IN AND HAVE HER SHOOT HIM OUTSIDE?

O K A Y

LIKE,,, IG THEY NEEDED TO SET UP DAISY’S STORY AND GET MICHEAL OUT OF THE STORY OR SOME SHIT BUT. NOT LIKE THIS PLEASE?? IM FULLY WILLING TO ACCEPT THAT IM JUST UNREASONABLY SALTY ABOUT THIS BUT SERIOUSLY?? SHE JUST. SHOWS UP. SHOOTS HIM. THREATENS JON. BITCHES FOR AWHILE AND WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE OKAY WITH IT?

MICHEALS NOT EVEN BROUGHT UP AFTER THAT HE KINDA JUST GOT SHOVED TO THE SIDE FOR IMPORTANT PEOPLE PLOT(tm). HE GETS. PUSHED. TO. THE. SIDE. IN. HIS OWN. FUCKING, EPISODE. WASNT JON GONNA QUESTION HIM MORE? WASNT THAT WHY JON WAS THERE? I MEAN I GUESS HE COULDNT CUZ MICHEAL COULDDA DEFO KILLED HIM, BUT HE DIDNT EVEN DROP ANY BREAD CRUMBS FOR JON’S INVESTIGATION. JON LITERALLY GOT JACK SHIT FROM THAT INTERACTION ASIDES FOR MORE FUEL FOR HIS STATEMENT KINK. AS FAR AS THE PLOT’S CONCERNED, JON DIDN’T NEED THE CONTENTS OF MIKE’S STATMENT. THE KNOWELDGE WAS GOOD BUT HE GOT NO FURTHER ON HIS INVESTIGATION OF THE STRANGER. HE WAS DIRECTED TO MIKES DOOR FOR THE PLOT BUT THE PLOT AINT THERE, THE PLOTS AT DAISYS HOUSE

TO REVIEW:

THEY

DEADASS

JUST

THREW MICHEAL CREW IN THERE

HAD HIM EXPLAIN HIS BACKSTORY

THEN KILLED HIM OFF

AFTER HYPING HIM UP

FOR

THREE

FUCKING

SEASONS

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???

ARE YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING KIDDING ME???

YA KNOW THATS PROLLY THE ONE BIG BONE IVE GOTTA PICK WITH THIS SHOW. THEY BUILD UP INTERESTING CHARACTERS OVER THE COURSE OF FULL SEASONS, THEN THEY’RE ONLY GIVEN THEIR TIME TO SHINE FOR ONE EPISODE BEFORE BEING ADRUPTLY KILLED OFF AND NEVER MENTIONED AGAIN. I HEARD IT GETS BETTER BUT ITS A PRETTY BIG PROBLEM FOR THE FIRST TWO SEASONS.

JANE PRENTISS COULDDA BEEN COOL! AND SHE WAS COOL! BUT SHE ONLY ACTUALLY DID SHIT FOR ONE EPISODE THEN WAS KILLED WITH LITTLE RESISTANCE. SHE DIDNT EVEN MAKE A COMEBACK OR ANYTHING, THEY REALLY JUST WENT “THAT BITCH DEAD AND DID JACK SHIT” AFTER HYPING HER UP THE WHOLE SEASON. LIKD OKAY SURE GO OFF. THEYRE BUILDING UP BREEKON AND HOPE A BIT MORE NOW, CANT WAIT FOR THEM TO BE KILLED OFF AS SOON AS WE MEET THEM.

LIKE I GET IT I GET IT. MICHEALS STORY WAS COMPLETE. NOT EVERY CHARACTER NEEDS TO BE PLOT RELEVANT. NOT EVERY CHARACTER THATS BUILT UP NEEDS AN ELABORATE PLOT. NOT EVERY CHARACTER NEEDS A SATISFYING SEND OFF.

BUT IM STILL FUCKING MAD ABOUT IT CUZ I FEEL NOTHING. I LOVED HIS STATEMENT AND IT WOULD’VE JUST BEEN FINE IF MICHEAL WAS JUST LEFT ALONE AFTER THAT OR SOMETHING. OR HELL HE EVEN COULD’VE BEEN KILLED IN A DIFFERENT WAY I JUST HATE HOW DAISY CAME IN THERE OUT OF BUTTFUCK NO WHERE, SHOT A GUY SHE BARELY KNEW CUZ “he spoopy” AND ITS JUST NEVER BROUGHT UP. MIKE DIDNT EVEN NEED TO BE THERE. JON WENT THERE FOR ANSWERS, MIKE GAVE HIM NOTHING CUZ INSTEAD OF HAVING AN INTERESTING LITTLE CONVERSATION, DAISY NEEDED HER CHARACTER ARC. IM REPEATING MYSELF AT THIS POINT BUT IM JUST SO FUCKING ANGY ABOUT THIS.

FUCK DAISY, ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS

I am fully aware that I’ll wake up tomorrow and deem all of this as invalid and unreadable, I just needed to get this all off my chest. In all honesty the main reason I’m upset is because the Vast is my personal favorite entity and Micheal’s statement is a good summation of why

People affected by the Vast are just that-people. Well, all statement givers are people, but the Vast’s statments I find are much more grounded and down to Earth. They aren’t as out there or over the top like the Corruption or the Stranger. They’re just little ‘tweaks’ in someone’s perspective that shakes their core. It takes mundane occurances and pushes them to their extreme. All the Vast did in “High Pressure” was make someone feel as though they were sinking forever and forced them underwater. It’s some you could probably picture happening to yourself more clearly then say, being attacked by War Ghosts. (NOT bashing on War Ghosts btw, they’re just a different brand of spooky.) The type of fear that the Vast victims have is also kinda different to me. I’m not sure how well I can explain it but best I can describe it is that it feels like geunine trauma that someone with that phobia would experience? I still don’t think that’s quite right but take “A Long Way Down” for instance, where the statement giver’s brother suffers from Acrophobia. That’s a real boy with Acrophobia! I feel who he is as an actual person as I follow his life, I know his worst nightmare, and once you see what happens to him, you completely feel both from him and his brother. Or in “Freefall” where you see a mother mourn for her son’s trauma and death. She saw something he loved suddenly turn him so, so afraid then saw the very thing he feared swallow him up.

It’s just any average person greiving their loved one’s trauma or being pushed to a limit you can see yourself being pushed to. It’s all very grounded in reality and makes it all feel that more real. And I feel like Micheal Crew’s statement just summed that up so well. He’s such a perfect face for what I love about the Vast. He’s just a person at his core, who was scared and needed guidance.

It’s just that the way it ended and how adruptly he was killed left a sour taste in my mouth.

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agentaace · 4 years

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artemis fowl liveblog, if anyones interested (disclaimers: i was a HUGE fan of the books when i was younger but i barely remember anything, and i am pretty high right now)

its gonna be long folks! like..... really long

okay. news reporters. is that.... the digging guy??

YEAH ITS MULCH!! is he.... the narrator??? why is he the narrator???

who is this surfing child. the artemis i know has never stepped foot outside. i dont think he ever went to school either "an unusual kid" NOT UNUSUAL ENOUGH.... this kid looks to much like a cinnamon roll..... WHY IS HIS MOM DEAD

a hoverboard? a fucking hoverboard???

humans shouldnt know about the faeries

this bitch wearing jeans? also the dad looks like david from schitts creek but older

i should mention that the first time i heard this movie was approaching i looked up who was cast for Holly Short, bc i DISTINCTLY remember her explicetly canonically having brown skin bc i used to draw her!!! also butler's name wasnt revealed until like the third book and it was a BIG DEAL, youre just gonna drop it just like that?

whys artemis dressed like edmund pevensie...... fucking knock off version. edmund had more evil in his body than this wannabe supervillain and edmund was a GOOD BOY

hate this version of butler. hes too nice. hes helpful and kind. why has disney spat in my face

OH SHIT FAIRYWORLD LOOKS DOPE AF, somehow almost exactly like inused to picture it!! one good detail!! and if holly wasnt whitewashed she'd be kinda cute,,,,

this is not a compliment to the movie at all but i still absolutely love the faeries being super sci fi and tech oriented, thats incredible.... scifi fantasy DREAM HYBRID

oh god last time i saw judy dench was in the cats movie,,, she stared into my soul,,,, i cannot forget. though yeah she is a good commander root actually from what little i remember, the vibes are right

pleasebejuliapleasebejulia.... oh its juliet but SHE IS HERE!!!!!!!!!! h his twelve year old neice??? no??? she is his like 17 year old sister

oh my god foaly..... ok he looks cool as hell actually.... too bad his legs are animated weird!!! i would die for him

the l.e.p.recon suit and the wings actually look pretty close to whay i pictured too.... and the troll scene!!! holy shit i remember this!!! and thats how artemis finds her..... yess.... god those books were good.... time-freeze bubble foreshadowing omg i REMEMBER THAT and artemis figures out a way to avoid it..... holy shit im having so many flashbacks

OPAL KOBOI OH MY GOD wasnt she not until the third book??? and the dad and the aculos stuff too???? why are they mixing them up like this

okay kidnapping scene and where holly and artemis meet is sorta exactly what i remember, like i feel like its almost line for line tbh

pacing is wack, i feel like the time freeze was much later in the book and holly was captive for like, a majority.... also, now that artemis is playing villain to holly it feels a lot more natural, he is SUPPOSED to be snarky and rude and mean

"top o' the morning" very funny judy dench line, but i dont think its funny for the reasons disney intended

ARTEMIS IN A SUIT, FINALLY!!! also, Take The Shot! lmao. and see... this little good artemis doesnt make sense to have this extremely thorough and detailed and villainous plan, why couldnt disney just make him evil

HEY I REMEMBER THE GOBLIN FIRE THING IN PRISON W MULCH ACTUALLY..... NICE

"youre enjoying all this, you think it's a game!" YES! wht couldnt disney just lean into this and commit!!! i just wish this child looked like more of a bastard!!

hehehe david bowie is a faerie (though i'm.... not really liking josh gad's comedic relief role here.... thats nothing new) FUCK ME I FORGOT ABOUT THE JAW THING I AM TOO HIGH FOR THAT SHIT THIS IS HORRIFYING

iris cam!!! vividly remember that!!! and the finger gun thing, did they use that too?? loved that, will be disapointed if its not here

eeeughfjhf i forgot about the dwarf beard hair thing too oh GOD

the aculos looks good according to my awful memory!!! nice

the cudgeon storyline was NOT in the first book, not that i can remember, amd its not even interesting?? it just clutters up this movie with some nonsense. i dont like it.

that troll fucking YEETED butler eeeeeigufjkd the jaw thing again noooooo

like okay i like that artemis looks Baby, i like that he looks 12, i just wanted a shittier twelve year old. this ones too nice!! toss him out!!!

this butler is also too cute. i needed him to be way intimidating. but this one is wholesome. fuck this

and the relationship between holly and artemis. its too good, too pure. they are so cute. in the books they were friends completely against their will.

yeah i am totally mad that they are combining the first book and the third (?) book. not everything has to be some End Of The World shit. sometimes a kid just ransoms a fairy because he wants gold and he's evil. this disney version is much more boring. like if this movie had leaned into the wholesome stuff while keeping a lower stakes plot, thatd be okay. if artemis was super evil and cool as fuck and they made the stakes a little higher.... that might have been okay? but Good People Fighting The End Of The World is every movie and it is very boring!!!!! oh my god!!!!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!? THE DAD'S NOT EVEN EVIL???? NOOOOO

holly and commander root were not close. seriously cut the wholesome shit. these were the LEAST wholesome books i read as a child. the faeries have swear words and they arent afraid to use them.

ugh the weird "we're probably not going to get a sequel but we're going to imply one anyways" thing that bad book adaptations do.... like miss peregrine's, remember that?

"i'm artemis fowl. i'm a criminal mastermind." FUCK YEAH YOU ARE GO OFF KING actually a little hyped over that line. maybe twelve is too young to be fully evil. he still has time to become Bastard.

fuck the mulch narrator bullshit. hate that. "i hope you don't get squeamish" I DO PLEASE DO NOT DO WHAT YOU ARE DOING shut the fuck up. all of you shut the fuck up you are so ANNOYING

okay its over and i am free

#artemis fowl #artemis fowl 2020 #liveblog #artemis fowl movie #funny #mine #ummmm ive only ever done liveblogs of magnus archives before #and thats on my sideblog #but i like it! might do it more especially if people like it

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outofcontextgamersagainstgaming · 5 years

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evil dead fanfiction

evil dead fanfic written by 7 people, roughly one line at a time. enjoy

Evil Dead Fanfiction Chapter One

Paceholder

Ashley Williams drives in his car to his outpatient treatment for his ballsack replacement. Finally, he can have a chainsaw down there too.

Evil Dead Fanfiction Chapter Two

It went horribly wrong.

Evil Dead Fanfiction Chapter Three

He exits the hospital, takes a deep breath of fresh air. He has his whole life ahead of him, him and his chainsaw ball sack. (I thought it went horribly wrong? It got better)

John Damnit with an N meanders towards the shrubbery outside the ball sack outpatient treatment hospital plant hospital. Suddenly, John Damnit died. John Damnit got back up. “Ahhhh I’m a deadite” says John Damnit, “but… something in me still burns. A soul in me still burns. Oh my, who’s this?”

Ash Williams throws up. Out comes the baby. John Damnit races over and tries to say “o my god are u alright?” but it comes out as “AJKGNJNKJG” (because he’s a deadite)

The talking heads

And then Ash screamed for ten minutes. The Eraserhead baby cries on the floor. (Norman Osborn three men and a baby)

Ash and John Damnit decide to enter this strange world of parenting together and remove the baby from the ball sack premises to raise together. Ash Williams looks lovingly into John Damnit’s general deadite-faceness and notices a striking similarity to famed actor Jon Hamm (Baby Driver, Mad Men, Baby Driver, Bad Times at the El Royale, Ben Ten). John Damnit’s tongue falls out. And then Ash Williams picks up the tongue and makes out with it.

As they’re making out, no longer at the outpatient treatment, they hear a voice go, “Ahem. You sirs look like you could use a hand.” It’s Norman Osborn on a summer jog, wearing very short shorts. He is only wearing shorts. No shoes, only toesocks. The shorts are green with JUICY written on the ass.

Evil Dead Fanfiction Chapter Four

John Damnit and Ash stop making out. “Hi gayboy,” they greet Norman.

Norman Osborn points at the baby on the ground. “Is that your fucking baby? Crying on the ground?”

“I guess!” says both John Damnit and Ash at the same time. They haven’t even looked at the baby. Or named it.

The baby says “sup”

“Who are you?” says Ash Williams very assertedly, and sexily. (To norman? Or the baby?) There is a soft whirring sound coming from his pants.

“have you ever wanted to keep your baby safe while you’re making out with a deadite, ash evil dead? then buy my sonboytube” Norman said.

Norman continues, “And just in case you were thinking what I said was wrong, I said sonboytube, not suckboytube.” Norman looks at the camera directly and says “Leota it’s not your turn and I didn’t say suckboytube.”

“Did you say…. Sonboytube?” says mr ashley Williams evil dead.

Norman says, “what?”

John Damnit tries to say “suckboytube question mark?” but it comes out as “AJKHGJLLKH”

AshleyWilliams Evil Dead leans down and picks up the Eraserhead baby and says “anybody got any fucking baby food? This boys hungry.”

“Whoa man,” norman interjects, “you shouldn’t use that kind of language around an infant. And also, wht’s that strange sound coming from your pants?”

Ash replies, “what sound”

“Nevermind that.” Says Norman. “Follow me.” He puts a single finger on the foreheads of Ash Williams, Jon Hamm Damnit, and the eraserhead baby and they all teleport.

Ashley Williams slowly opens up his eyes. And he notices a surprising amount of things around him are made of chalk. “You bastard… you brought us into the Chalk Zone, didn’t you?

Suddenly, Snap (from chalk zone) shows up and is like “ayyy. Im snap. Who the fuck are you?”

“You bastard! You set us up!” He yells and busts out his chainsaw nuts, preparing for battle. (one nut tiger one nut gun) oh geeze the surgery mishap is visible. One of his nuts is a tiger, while the other is a gun!

Snap says “whoa there pal. Put that shit away. You wanna find out why they call me Snap?” and they can see the glint of the infinity stones behind his back.

The infinity gauntlet suddenly floats into view and launches towards the baby at high speeds. The baby catches it, puts it on and says “okay. Now this is epic.”

Ash Williams motions at him and goes “whoa slow down there tiger.” And then the tiger that is his ball whirs and hes like “NO NOT THAT TIGER”

And then Dante, from the Devil May Cry series appears! Knuckles is dead in canon.

The Eraserhead starts teething on the infinity gauntlet.

“Yo yo,” says Snap “somebody get that damn baby under control before it kills us all!”

The Eraserhead baby screams and then Snap’s head explodes, like a blueberry.

Dante goes “Ill handle that!” and flips his hair and does little flippy flips with his little legs and starts constantly shifting ages every second. The eraserhead baby starts to cry.

Ash Evil Dead looked at Dante. “Did you just make the fucking baby cry?”

Dante reaches into his pockets and pulls out bath toy ducks, for like ten minutes. For the next ten minutes, he is pulling out ducks.

The Eraserhead baby inadvertently snaps the infinity gauntlet and half the rubber ducks disappear.

Norman pulls out a handkerchief and starts dabbing at the sweat on his forehead. Dante dabs very quickly. Willem Dafoe

“I say I do declare” Norman pulls out a glock from his shorts. “Yeah Im packin. I keep that thang on me.” He levels the gun at John Damm. “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”

Jon Damm looked at Norman Osborn with the gun pointed at him “oh my god I love infamous second son!” And then Norman shot him.

Evil Dead Fanfiction Chapter Five

Dawn of the first day. Seventy two hours remaining.

Ashley Williams sits alone in his hotel room, holding the box of his lover’s cremated ashes(chalk dust). He forlornly looks around the room, and admires the beautiful chalk artwork on the wall. In the background, on the hotel tv you hear his favorite show, Storage Wars.

“Don’t worry babe” Ash turns around, but instead of it being the sexy age-shifting dante there, it’s Norman Osborn. He’s not wearing clothes but he’s got a sock on.

Norman Osborn is now fully clothed. He teleported his clothes on.

The Eraserhead baby rolled in and said “Ash you gotta draw something!” (this is what Snap would have said if he were here rest in peace.) The baby is glitching and making Sonic dash sounds and Half Life objects colliding sound. It’s also making Windows error sounds.

Dante busts through the wall and he says, “Ashley I have got to inform you of some terrible news. IT turns out when your son, the eraserhead baby, killed Snap by head explosion, it made Rudy mad……. and now he’s got the chalk.”

Norman walks back into view and now he is only wearing a sock. “Sounds like you need the power of my …. Sonboytube.”

Dante says, “your suckboytube?”

They feel something growing on the horizon.. something distant… dark… cold. They feel the ground shake a little bit.. more than the shit that was coming from Ash’s pants (now contained.)

“He’s coming,” Dante whispers, “Rudy’s on his way…”

Ash said “oh my god that’s horrible.” And norman teleported clothes back on his body. And then Norman looked directly at Leota and said “Stop trying to get me naked.”

Ash looks at Norman and says “why did you put your clothes back on?”

Willem (Dafoe the actor) says “Oh my shift is over, I’m not getting paid for this so I put my regular clothes back on. Norman is my dayjob. At night I am Willem Dafoe”

Ash and Dante share a really confused look. Ash says “Can I have the sock?” ahurrhh

Willem Dafoe says “fuck no, this is my actual sock. I’m not walking out here with only one sock.””

Ashley tears up. “So is nothing that we had real?”

Willem put a hand on his shoulder. “No, I still wanna put your son in the sonboytube. Don’t worry about that. Don’t you fucking worry Ash Evil Dead.”

Everybody stops because they hear a strange sound in the bathroom. Out of the toilet crawls Rudy, and he has the chalk!

Willem says “oh shit what the fucks that?” takes out his glock and shoots Rudy. Rudy crumpled like a sack of paper.

“I had that handled,” said Ashley as he pulled out his chainsaw arm which he’s had this whole time by the way.

Eraserhead baby says “ah” like the peanut butter baby.

Rudy uses the chalk to uncrumple himself and says “that wsnt very nice. You think you can kill me? You think you can kill a god, little man?” Rudy’s eyes glint with a devious, dark power.”

Willem Dafoe looked down at his glock. “I mean yeah, I thought if I shot you you’d die.”

Rudy starts doing the floss.

Snap comes back and says “thank god my head exploding was only a coverup when I escaped to grab the sonboytube” and traps rudy in the sonboytube.

“Wow that was fucked up. I wish jon hamm/damnit didn’t die so he could see this” says Ash very sadly.

Everyone expectantly looks at the door expecting him to walk through, but he is actually dead.

As everyone stares at the door, a tinier John Damnit crawls out the glock.

John Damnit tries to say “I’m here for you ash and I still love you” but it comes out as “hjksngjksnjk”

Ash starts to tear up looking at the tiny John Damit. “Don’t worry, I know exactly what you’re trying to say” and they kiss for ten minutes.

And then they got married for ten minutes! Love Wins!

#fanfic

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anx1oustig3r · 6 years

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i gotta post the second half of that seperately because tumblr hates me

tungle can't handle how great this ship is clearly

Who cries at movies:

I think it depends on the movie. Paul doesn't watch movies from a normal point of view, he's more attentive to things like composition, sound effects, the music chosen for scenes etc. He cries if film making techniques are done right because "GOD DAMMIT YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS WELL DONE THAT WAS ART THAT WAS PURE ART" (not saying this is based on my own ways of viewing animation or anything <_<)

Doug on the other hand well...if it's a film about a dog he's probably gonna cry at some point. Even if nothing happens to the dog. He's just gonna cry because there's a dog.

Who gives unprompted massages:

Paul got into this habit because he has zero sense of personal space. He's damn good at them though, and usually his timing is on point since Doug probably works out a fair bit in his spare time.

Who fusses over the other when they're sick:

Absolutely Paul. Gonna indulge in my headcanons here for a moment and say that when Doug had his surgeries Paul had him living with him after each one. And he fussed over him like a demon. He literally took what Ernie said ("you can do x thing after x amount of time"), wrote it down and stuck it up on the wall. He was also on top of everything he needed and he was fully prepared to do store runs at 3.00 am. And this all applies to regular sickness too.

Who gets jealous easiest:

Interestingly enough, Doug does. Given how Paul is kind of a big shot he does tend to get a bit of attention when they're out in the city together, and while Doug's not like, angry possessive levels of jealous, he can get irritated if someone tries coming on to Paul. He knows Paul wouldn't reciprocate any of that nonsense but it still bugs him.

Who has the most embarrassing taste in music:

Honestly catch them both wailing along to Linkin Park and other kinds of early 2000s emo bops (or the 70s equivalent to early 2000s emo bops) with absolutely no shame whatsoever.

Who collects something unusual:

Do we....do we count Paul's films? If so...y'know. But if not then Paul also likes to collect dumb knick knacks. The stupider the better. And he gives half of his findings to Doug and it's an in-joke between them. I'm willing to bet Doug has a few stupid statues on his desk and when questioned about them he's just "it's avant guarde you wouldn't get it".

Who takes the longest to get ready:

Paul is up again on this one. That man is so god damn fussy about his appearance that going out to dinner is an absolute nightmare with him. His hair needs to be perfect, he takes ages in the shower, he spends AT LEAST 40 minutes going through his wardrobe for the right outfit.

Doug isn't all that fussy but that comes back to bite him since Paul will end up spending even more time trying to fix HIM up.

Who is the most tidy and organised:

Doug is in fact. Granted it's not in the most conventional way, but he is a soldier and being organised seems to be a part of that. Plus he's probably got his staff keeping the base clean on a day to day basis so like.

Who gets most excited about the holidays:

Again this depends on the holiday. Doug gets excited about christmas and easter mainly. Paul gets more excited about halloween and st patrick's day (okay quick extra headcanon, paul's bio parents were irish immigrants so he actually uses st patrick's day as a heritage celebration thing. his name can be fully translated into irish so im running with this).

Who is the big spoon/ little spoon:

Doug: I'm a knife.

Paul, from across the room: He's a little spoon.

In all seriousness they both like to cuddle and be cuddled so it's kinda even between them.

Who gets the most competitive when playing games and/ or sports:

Doug, a million times Doug. Whenever Doug suggests a board game Paul has to go through the five stages of grief all at once before agreeing to play. He gets vicious and will flip tables a lot.

Who starts the most arguments:

Paul does. He's got a hot temper and can blow up over dumb stuff so he tends to start arguments on the occasion.

Who suggests that they buy a pet:

They already have like, a load of dogs. But Paul was the one who suggested they adopt a wild, starving, nearly dead teenager though.

What couple traditions do they have:

When they were kids in the orphanage they used to sneak out at night and stargaze. They'd often point out clumps of stars that looked like stuff (like cloud watching). As adults they still do this all the time. It's one of their favourite things to do.

What TV shows do they watch together:

Together they enjoy watching really dumb game shows. They place bets with each other on what teams will win etc and they get way too into it. It drives the others at the scrapyards mad.

What other couple do they hang out with:

Oh you best BELIEVE they go on double dates with Sylvia and Ernest. They absolutely do, no doubt about it. This is 100% canon and I'll fist fight anyone who tells me other wise!

How do they spend time together as a couple:

They like going for walks in the forest, chilling on the couch watching TV, chilling at the fights, going out on the town. They mainly just enjoy each others company so they'll do almost anything together.

Who made the first move:

Paul did! But he was an absolute mess about it. It got to the point where Doug had to just grab him like "DUDE! I love you too!"

Who brings flowers home:

Paul does, mainly because flowers are such a cheesy gesture and they turn Doug into a blushing mess when he gives them to him and Paul lives for it.

Who is the best cook:

Neither of them hah. Doug has Pernilla cooking everything for him and Paul lives off of ramen noodles and take away food like the mess he is. I like to think that Doug tried to cook something nice for Paul once but ended up setting the kitchen on fire.

#TUNGLE BLEASE WORK THIS TIME #2headcanon

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