i think abt him all day but wont text him
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I may be stupid \o/
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I cant be the only one who thought of this, like there's no fucking way
Alastor:Did it hurt?
Lucifer:Uh, what?
Alastor:When you fell from heaven
Lucifer:Excuse me?
Alastor:You haven't answered
Lucifer: ... Shut the fuck up
Like I know for a fact someone has definitely done this before, like there's no way someone hasnt, it fits them
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Hen: You can only save either one - Buck or Albert?
Chimney: What's the scenario again?
Hen: Does that even matter??
Chimney: Yeah, I want to know if it's appropriate to laugh or not when I choose neither.
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I just discovered that swatch canonically uses they/them and I told him/he, I'm a fucking monster
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A friend :]
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ATTENTION - this is a public service announcement…
so. You know shaun the sheep. Well it took me YEARS to realise this, but… shaun is like shorn. AS IN SHEARING A SHEEP. Wtf. ALSO. Out of all the sheep, shaun looked like the only one who was SHORN!!!!
omg guys
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Today I was watching this bad chinese movie called Cats with my sisters and their children, and there was this blue/yellow Macaw girl called "Maya" on the spanish dub (i just think ofc she's a "Guacamaya") and for some reason Maya from Borderlands came to my mind.
Now i cant unsee it.
Maya is a bird girl.
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i have made a grand error in judgement for
fucking screaming. what do you mean the izaya and shizuo alternates aren't canon. what do you MEAN the fandom made them up. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE NAMES PSYCHE AND DELIC CAME FROM THE DURARARA OST CD TITLED PSYCHEDELIC DREAMS. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEIR DESIGNS CAME FROM THE COVER ART OF THE CD????????
i literally thought there was like. an official light novel that just had alternate versions of shizaya?? and i thought there were like alternates of a bunch of different characters in durarara which would be a ton of work and wouldnt make much sense but i didnt question it until NOW
and have i been fucking mistaking roppi for ROKUJO CHIKAGE because i misremembered his nickname as roppi instead of rocchi
i guess whatever official art i saw of them was just. regular shizuo and izaya drawings that the fandom made into alters. i had the relationships reversed. and like narita has made shizaya's relationship so gay already that is it that far of a stretch to imagine that he might've made one or two or several alternative universes where shizaya weren't beefing. he's literally written shizaya smut i wouldn't put it past him
i also didnt realize there were so fucking many??????????? and they're all based off of like actual art bgkjdfhs and like who the hell is izaya-sensei
i only decided to finally look up the alters because of this post (which i will reblog in a second because i love monster hunter) and i looked on the official izaya wiki and there was no mention. of any of the alts. and i was like WAIT.
i literally. this has blown my mind far more destructively than it should have. goodnight everyone *explodes*
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Oh my fucking god I'm so stupid this entire week I've been trying to avoid Barbie spoilers, but I see the occasional post here and there-- and I see the name "Greta Gerwig" and instead of the american actress, screenwriter and director-- I instead thought of Greta Thunberg, the 20yo Swedish environmental activist
For a WEEK, I've been thinking that Greta Thunberg made a cameo appearance in the Barbie movie and I'm just here like-- "Wow!!! Barbie's so real!! The team is so cool for getting Greta Thunberg on board!!"
Then I did a wiki search and my whole world is ruined. I am. No longer. The same...
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I KEEP HEARING JOHN STONES QKDJEJDJJ
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Sometimes I forget that there are characters that exist that have scars and aren’t GoodTimesWithScar. There have been lots of times where I’ve found myself liking posts of random characters with scars because I think it’s GoodTimesWithScar and then I feel like the biggest god damn idiot on this planet full of morons.
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Yall, I have Amazing news. Now, don't all clap at once, however.
Guess who Finally figured out how to tell what time/day a post was published.
THIS GUY RIGHT HERE
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they're gorgeous together
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me, with a latin test tomorrow that I haven't revised for and absolutely will fail without revision: hmm that looks like a tasty 50k fic, don't mind if I do
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