the crime scene:

the crime:

heheheheh he’s mine <33333 such a good boy

Whooo's a good puppy? 🥰 You are!!

Name change thirstycatgirlarsonist -> thirstypuppygirlarsonist.

I have been ordered to change by Mistress @findingoblivion woof woof!

There is something inherently ridiculous about someone who objects to using neopronouns while saying the word neopronoun itself. I'm sure I don't need to describe the sort of guy, everyone's met at least one, you tell them your pronouns are fae/faer or xe/xim or whatever other neopronoun you want. Or maybe you just use it/its and people say that's a neopronoun even though it's... it's not. it/its is just a pre-existing pronoun, we've been using it for 10 centuries minimum, that is a paleopronoun.

Regardless. You meet the guy. And you're probably gonna talk to them again, you figure it's worth correcting the dude when they say he or she or any other incorrect word you care to correct, and you tell them your pronouns.

And they say some version of "I don't use neopronouns" or "I don't get neopronouns" or whatever other version of that sentence you've heard. And their justification is always the same. "Neopronouns are too new" and maybe they'll further justify that by insulting their own intelligence, calling themselves old and that they simply can't wrap their heads around the usage of such new terminology.

But like, here's the thing. They said neopronoun all on their own. YOU didn't say neopronoun, they brought that word up without assistance. And do you wanna know what word is roughly as old as kitten/kittenself or doll/dollself?

Neopronoun.

Because, like, no one was just sitting around being like "Damn we have this neopronoun word here and NOTHING to describe with it" no we invented neopronouns and then we needed a word to describe that particular category of pronoun.

So no, neopronouns aren't too new for you to wrap your head around, because even without bringing in all sorts of neologisms from a similar time frame that haven't been mentioned and are still probably understood - things like dab or pog or based or doggo - they've already used neopronoun in a sentence correctly. And THAT is a neologism itself.

So I do not believe you when you say that neopronouns are too new for you. You have already contradicted yourself. Your hang up is respecting me.

So in psychology, we were talking about abnormal behavior. Half the class said it was abnormal behavior for a man to kiss a man (lol) but that’s not what I’m going to talk about.

One of the examples the teacher wanted to use as an example of abnormal behavior was a man barking like a dog

And the class has a general agreement that it was normal these days. Because people like to do it as a joke, I think someone brought up furries

There was a general air of making fun of it, but they still acknowledge that it was somewhat normal these days.

My tail was wagging the whole time.

eek all my edibles hit at once !! >~<' im so out of it aaaa

i literally wanna be a puppy so bad i jus wanna run around and bark at myself in the mirror, chew up all my brand new toys, sleep in someone’s lap after eating my food without a care in the world ʋ ◞ _ ◟ ʋ

I feel like barking and screaming and barking and screaming and barking and screaming and barking and screaming and barking and screaming and barking and screaming and barking and screaming I'm so pent up I gotta running around the city and getting my ass in a gay bar and hanging out with kinky trans pals and being around ever flavor of queer gotta get out of this town bark bark bark bakr bark

mm puppy is so desperate to get off he can’t help but hump his owners leg while they watch a show. starts out slow and sneaky but little whines and grunts start to escape his mouth as his dick starts getting harder and his hole starts getting messy. he grinds harder and faster whining and drooling, poor thing doesn’t even need his owner to touch him to make him cum.

✨I'm very smart✨

I've already done two of my allowed edges this morning and I'm so fucking horny. I can't do my third already fuck. Wednesday can't cum soon enough.

I don't think I've been so in love with one person like I am in love with my boyfriend.

when he says a big word and I do what it means but then he says “don’t worry about what it means baby I know it’s a big word” every single thought including its definition just goes flying out of my head and I’m just like yes daddy you’re right I don’t know what it means and I don’t need to

getting gender euphoria from my girlfriend telling me i can't eat chocolate or else i'll die

“who’s a good pup?” MEMEMEMMEMMEMEMEEME ‘M A GOOD PUP I AM I AM I AM!!!!!

I sure wish that my phone didn't try to make me capitalize sentences and spell words properly by default because sometimes I just wanna be cute puppy and part of that is a very specific way of typing and talking.