sighhhhh okay maybe pikmin fun

the pikmin experience

rq for more pikmin pleaseeee ..... urs were so cute

thank uuuu!! love these creatures

I've played like at least 12 hours of pikmin on the switch over the last week, which definitely surpasses the previous total cumulative amount of time I'd spent playing my switch ever since I got it in November 2018.

Hi. Look at my pikmin ocs lol

This is Hunter and War. They have a weird lil friend who's some Strange never before seen type of pikmin, and he goes by Issac :) hes totally just a weird lookin fuzzy pikmin guys i prommy.

Lore for them under the cut teehee

Copypasted from my discord dms w my good friend code inferno btw.

Issac ran away from his home, hijacked a shitty rocket that was abt to get Demolished and fucking totaled it directly into the final boss area of pikmin 3 a few weeks after the events of pikmin 3.

The Plasm Wraith kept him alive for some reason, p much up until War managed to sneak in and save what they thought was another pikmin. Issac then fucking flatlines just as War gets him home and tries shoving him into their onion, which makes this fucking dude one of the first leaflings.

Oddly enough, he doesn't loose his memories when this happens, and becomes very close with War and Hunter since he can now understand what they're saying. He has zero interest in *ever* returning home, and is quite happy living the rest of his days out with his weird lil buddies :)

War is an absurdly intelligent purple pikmin that goes full monster hunter and solo kills predatory creatures with their weapon, an old fish hook they first used to kill an aquatic enemy after being eaten.

Hunter is a little winged pikmin that was left behind by their onion, but saved from the nighttime horrors by War. Hunter was the one to notify War of the 'pikmin' thatd been captured by the Plasm Wraith, so in a way, Hunter is the reason Issac is even alive.

Btw issac is intentionally spelt wrong (2 s instead of 2 a). Hes trans and spelt his name wrong when changing it legally and just decided that hed go with it.

Would you crush a colony of Breadbugs with a hammer and then eat them in the form of a cereal for 10000000000 Pokos? Why not? Or Yes?

Also Breadbugs are highly nutrional Unfortunately they are very bland My best guess is that "bland" would probably be the equivalent to eating bland cereal Or bread? Without the sugar Either or works in this scenario What would be the substitute for milk in this scenario? Iunno… piss Nectar? Or maybe like…. The blood? If it has blood Considering the meat doesnt have flavor, the blood also probably doesnt have anything to it either, if it even has blood to begin with Actually… im curious if the meat is spongy or something I think it is Which that might be unpleasant in the mouth Actually Probably not, considering some edible mushrooms irl are spongy if im remembering correctly -.- Okay i think its time for me to sleep now.

me @ my brain: do some asks

my brain: nah lets play pikmin cause pikmin 4 comes out at midnight

me: bitch u right

Good morning lovely followers 💝💝 I'm watching a video abt the best video game animation last year and like. Holy fuck 2023 was an absolutely stellar year for video games wasnt it 😭💖😭💖😭💖

pikmin 3 was the worst of 'em all tbh

my mother is using the work that was done on the house as an opportunity to get rid of quality wooden furniture and replace it with shitty shitty cheap shit and i just want to throttle the fuckin life out of her

was it not enough to get rid of the house that was supposed to pass to me and my brother for no fucking good reason? was it not enough to get rid of my car and cut me off from ever being able to even try to build a life for myself, again for no good goddamned reason?

but whatever. i either wont live long enough for it to matter or private property as a concept wont. that wouldnt have been the fucking case if she werent allowed time after time to make dogshit stupid decisions that affect us too

⚠️ april 1st and beyond may contain themes of body horror and eye imagery. posts will be tagged accordingly, if you think a post needs a specific tag please let me know (edit it has not only been a few days ... sorry ...)

hi hi im jess and im that one rescue corp guy you miiiightve seen bouncin around pnf-404? they/them but im a girl. i made friends with weird little plant guys and now im stuck doing everyones job... sad! oh well im having fun with it. kinda. please get me away from the green one

(rules and other info under the cut, last updated 4/26/24) (interacts from @kirbytripledeluxe) (...)

IMPORTANT NOTES 🌿

so there are now technically four characters on this blog (even if i dont exist in pikposting) so the tagging system may be a bit confusing! stuff may get mixed up! heres a quick guide including how i color code their posts:

🍄: jess, they/them, 24 (currently unavailable) (usually the default)

🐟: me! toast or kirby, it/any, 17

🌼: oatchi, he/him, idk!!

💮: hope or beep, she/they, not even one years old

ive beaten pikmin 4 as of 4/26/24!!! spoilers are fine!

inactivity spikes may happen due to plurality, disability, and ,, my generally exhausting existence. sorry about that!! as a side note if i overstep or act weird or flood the tags TELL ME.

jess is NOT a sona or a self-insert, just my avatar in pik4, though i do project onto them quite a bit 👍

RULES 🌿

1. obviously no nsfw. while jess is 24 and technically allowed to do that, im not 18 yet at the time of writing this and am just not comfortable with it!

2. please dont get me involved in em/eto topics . i have a severe phobia of that

3. other rookies are completely fine to interact!

4. theyre open for shipping but please like,,,, ask,,,,,, before doing anything like that,,,, id be open to it as long as its not rushed or anything like that

5. if i slip and misgender jess (i sometimes accidentally use she/her) let me know please!!! ill do the same!

TAGS 🌿

ic 🍄/🌼/💮: posts by a character

ic answer 🍄/🌼/💮: answered asks by a character

putting them in situations 🍄: rp (←feel free to mute, i use the long post tag once they start getting long but i have a list of the finished ones at the end of this anyway)

jess images 🍄: self explanatory, often reblogs from my art account! i love drawing them!

about jess 🍄: info i share sometimes

ooc 🐟: posts by me

ooc answer 🐟: answers by me

and if you need anything trigger tagged tell me! ill tag it as "tw ___" (flashing lights will just be tagged as "flashing lights")

RP LIST 🌿

3/21/24-3/23/24 🍄 — puddle going through it

3/23/24 🍄 — taking amalgam home

3/24/24-3/26/24 🍄 — lumiknoll moment

3/31/24 🍄 — super mario shaky tower hell

4/22/24 💮 — cherry brings hope and oatchi back to the base!

OTHER BLOGS 🌿

@heroleaf-posting

@pudle-blogging (not to be confused with puddle)

@groovylonglegs-blogging

@eyewraith-posting

45 more days til Pikmin 4!! And it's pointless to not spoil the trailer today?? CHARACTER CUSTOMIZATION!?

Now, I do admit, I have mixed feelings for it. The main problem being that you are not a main character like Alph or Olimar. Making your own character leaves Pikmin 4 absent of a universal main character like the previous 2 mentioned. Someone referred to them as a "blank slate" on Twitter. HOWEVER I'm also not really that picky when it comes to Pikmin 4 (mostly because im just too fucking happy that a fourth game exists) but also my brainrot ridden mind can create an ALPH BROTHER HELLO!? AFTER SEEING ALL THE OPTIONS!? Now, I know it won't fit the story very well but I'd like to imagine I am one of Alph's older brothers in the game, I think that boosts my serotonin levels greatly,,, so I might develop my first, well not really OC, but I want to HC one of Alph's brothers and his character!!

garbage rocket give me back the S.S. Dolphin

Please give us a big page of enemies you are making or made please, you can take a s long as you'd like, I would just like to see more enemies. They're one of my favourite parts of the Pikmin series

-Dweevil Anon

(I'd also like an explanation on the mechanics of the Glow Dweevil if possible)

Well im a bit slow on the enemy side but heres all the ones iv made so far that i can remember

Normal Enemies

Bosses

Now then ill do you one better on describing just the glow dweevil, Ill do all of them! Splatter Leaf - Lives in water and is neutralish to pikmin, carries things across the water but too much weight will cause it to sink and try to drown its prey. Gloomshrom - Puffshroom but gloom, lower hp but faster then the other two. Crylwie (pronounced crawly) - Burns pikmin by shining light through its crystal back. Can only be killed by Rock pikmin and bomb rocks. Strike Bulborb - Small but fast. Its eyes can pop up much higher to see any pikmin or captains hiding. Stalkmin - Eats Strike Bulborbs and Captains. Doesnt attack other pikmin unless directly attacked by them. Egfrid - Moss but smaller and way more annoying, wont steal pikmin but will throw them around like a toy if it sees them. Orblets - Pretty useless, baby forms of the Man-at-Legs, Baldy long legs and Groovy long legs. Wobble around and stick in groups to try and swarm food to force it to stay still. Spotlight - A glowmin purely made to shine light in the dark and spy. Alerts other glowmin and enemies to a captain's location if they spot them (these are WC pt 2 only) Glow Dweevil - aka Gloom Dweevil. Attacking it when it has no object on its head is a terrible idea as the goo on top will kill pikmin near instantly. Doesn't really try to shake pikmin off if it does have an object on its head as half its brain is kinda melted. Leafling Yorke and Glow President - Enemy Captains that show up repeatedly, pretty self explanatory. Glass Wraith - Fluid thanks to being mostly molten, It will burn and suffocate pikmin. Despite this, generally tries to run away from any danger. It just wants to work on its garden in peace. Ashen Wraith - The exact opposite of Glass. Will chase down Captains relentlessly and anything in its wake will sink into its ash skin, being absorbed. Back core can be dug out to stop it for a time. Dweevil of Madness - Louie possessed by the Mother Wraith. Using his memories it pulls the most nightmarish one (Titan Dweevil) and recreates it with a few goopy changes. Only way to stop it is to pull Louie out. Mother Wraith Heart/Core - The center of the MW that causes intense delusions and mimics harsh events that have happened to the afflicted. Can't really fight on its own merits without any host to draw mind from. Spotlight Snagret - A mix of a peacock and a cobra. Shines the bright lights of Treasure Tunnel off of its colorful feathers and makes pikmin that don't correspond with the current color freeze up. Can also strike fear with mimicry. Tsunami Wraith - Water Wraith but. BIG. Smashes into the floor with its now tiny pillars and rushes at creatures in a literal wave. The only Water Wraith with a core. Harbinger - Its Harbinger. I can't really explain him without 3 paragraphs

phew and thats all of em. Apologies for being so long winded but thank you for the ask

(Im totally not planning on drawing you something For Christmas as a gift)

What are you currently interested in as of right now

Alright, pulling out my hyperfixation list paired with my favorite characters from said hyperfixations:

Team fortress 2 - pyro, spy, sniper, scout, engineer, zhana (idk if I typed that right) and Mrs pauling

Vocaloid/fanloid - hatsune Miku, Kagamine Rin, megurine Luka, MEIKO, Gumi, Vflower, and Zatsune miku

Utau: Kasane teto and defoko/utane uta

FNAF - withered bonnie, elizabeth Afton, toy chica, mangle, lolbit, and Abby (FNAF movie)

Deltarune - noelle holiday, rouxls kaard, Susie, And Lancer

Undertale - Sans, papyrus, Alphys, napstablook, and frisk

The unused and majin show (I need more of it on my tumblr feed) - unused and majin (no surprise)

Yt shorts wars - riggy the rankey and royal melon (royal pear's clone)

Pokemon - Hypno and gardenvoir (don't make me spray you)

Creepypastas: sonic.exe, Mx Mario, Hypno's lullaby, and lost silver

Sonic the hedgehog - mecha sonic mk ll, metal sonic, rocket metal sonic, Amy rose, Cream and cheese, Rouge the bat, Shadow the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog, and maria

Mario - princess Peach, princess daisy, rosalina, and those talking flowers in Mario wonder

Paper Mario - Dimentio, Count bleck, and that taking paint can

Pizza tower - noisette, the vigilante, and snotty

Pikmin - captain Olimar and the blue pikmin

Kirby - Marx, king dedede, and meta might

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk, and letting me casually show my hyperfixations :]

This is your fault anon /silly

I know "the pikmin 4 player character is Olimar's daughter" was always a loosey goosey theory AND got thoroughly debunked when the game came out. but i still think abt it every so often bc can you imagine the drama.

first she becomes a rescue corp member bc she was inspired by her dad's past adventures to help ppl

then he crash lands* and she can't join the rescue mission bc shes a rookie

THEN the rest of the corps crash so she gets to come along anyways

THEN DADS A PLANT MAN... WILD!

it would definitely be a fun au imo. maybe one im rotating a little. i have 2 baby idea aus now rotating in my head where its just "ok if olimar's stuck here send more of his family to him instead" . will i do anything w/them? who's to say. but its fun to talk abt. fun to jot down

*possibly not the first time this happens if you dont think p4 is a soft reboot,