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MMMMWAH THANK YOU @sharkfinn FOR BRUSHES UR THE AWESOMEST
#i wonder who my favourite character is hmmm......#this also serves as a presentation of my hc redesign#yippie!!!!!!!#blaze the cat#sonic the hedgehog#sth#god what are the magic words (tags) to make people see this i worked oh so hard#uhhhh#pretty please with a cherry on top#:3#eloscoredraws#im on a fuckin roll dude#maybe too much of a roll.....
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so until a couple weeks ago I had never seen the hit 2000s television show Glee but I started watching it recently and it's just fuckin Im obsessed and idk why it's so fuckin stupid
and now imagine what if it was glee but it was fuckin Red Dead Gleedemption
but it's not a highschool au they're just themselves, they're just cowboys that sing showtunes and how fuckin gd funny that would be like fuckin
dutch is the coach obvi and he's always deciding who sings what and when and who duets with who and who gets solos and like mARSTON AGAIN?? REALLY COACH HE CAN'T EVEN CARRY A TUNE IN A BUCKET I SWEAR TO GOD
and then Arthur gets to sing I'm at a pay phone Dutchy just phone home all of the time you spent on plans
AND IMAGINE THEY DO CHOREO
unfortunately I can't think of a single popular song to riff off rn I don't listen to the gosh dang radio no more idk what's popular except for what's blowing up on Tiktok
#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#red dead redemption#cowboy shitposting#dutch writes a mashup of housebuilding song and we built this city like#in the ice cold wind whenever no matter what the weather we BUILT THIS CITY ON ROCK AND ROLL#OMFG DUTCH SINGS GEORGE MICHAEL'S FAITH#im honna fuckin piss my pants dude#and in classic Glee style all the minority characters get incredibly offensive songs to sing#Sean forced to sing Danny Boy and Parting Glass and like probably a song about leprechauns or something#micah singing billy eilish bad guy#jesus christ im gonna piss my pants im i cant with myself sometimes#is this true cursed or is it blursed??#special episode where john gets horrifically mauled by wolves and everyone sings Shakira SheWolf and Hungry like a Wolf in his fever dreams#ok guys the theme this week is MUHNEY - WE NEED MORE MOHNEY#the theme every week is moneh dutch#arthur sings a lounge cover of Down With The Sickness#CONSUMPTION HAS NOW COME OVER ME#U WA AH AH ACKK ack ack cough cough blood
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yall to be Honest I'm lowkey regretting going to grad school lmao. my classmates are great and I dont have any great beef with the professors but it is an Exhausting level of work and I'm p sure I'm having a bipolar episode/flare-up of some kind because of it (thanks, brain, that is Not helpful) so I may be 99% offline as far as this blog goes. which SUCKS because I dont WANT to but. oh well!
#i can just FEEL my brain latching onto that annoying “im bad at art and actually i hate it and i wanna leave” schema#fucking swatting it with a rolled up newspaper and yelling PUT THAT DOWN STOP IT#rambles.txt#delete later#i fuckin hate being mentally ill dude. AUGH.#i can drop out after May for sure but. i need to have a plan. and i currently do not
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William has an older brother. Who he barely keeps in contact with. That he definitely has bad blood with. Who probably treated him like shit. Who is probably (definitely) better off then him. Everyday i realize i am more similar to william wisp than i realize wtf
#jrwi#just roll with it#jrwi pd#jrwi prime defenders#prime defenders#william wisp#like shit collective trauma from older brothers lets fucking GO#im gonna be so normal about this i promise yall#truly i wish i could see more ppl talk about certain things in terms of pd#like im sure this comes up later cuz im super fuckin late to watching jrwi as a whole#BUT GOD#the second williams brother came up i just#yknow#like fuck dude. i gotta know more about this dude (william) and what his life was like before#I NEED THE DETAILS
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you ever have such a bad week you just get like, an anxiety/anger hangover?
#i don't have to leave the house tomorrow! the evil is defeated!#and yet! i feel ill. what have i fucked up that i haven't discovered i've fucked up yet?#also a woman yelled at me in the parkade yesterday and im terribly anxious about running into her again#the exit/entrance ramp is only wide enough for one car at a time so its like established etiquette that the person at the bottom backs up#bc it's hard to get out of the way when you're pulling into the parkade esp if people are behind you#and so i just assumed she would but no. she rolled down her window and started screaming at me to pull my car into a corner#which forced me to do an awkward 3-point turn to get back into position to go down the ramp. fyi that's how i scraped my car previously#and i was just like ????? just back up!! its so easy!! but just gesturing bc im not going to scream at people#but she was just getting angrier and angrier so eventually i gave up. but like. i just know anytime i encounter her she's going to be a pain#and i cannot stress this. EVERYONE ELSE BACKS UP. EVERYONE. A GIANT PICKUP BACKED UP FOR ME TODAY. EVERYONE DOES IT.#idk what her problem is. if shes just scared shitless of reversing her car or if she just thinks shes the specialest princess baby#and everyone has to get out of her way regardless of etiquette bc shes soooooo important uwu#but like. lady. fuckin cool it. you are making everyone's lives so difficult.#i hope one of the giant pickups fuckin bulldozes her. bc there's no way they could do the manouvre i did in my lil corolla#if anyone deserves Pickup Dude wrath it's her#anyway this illness is anxiety about her in particular ON TOP OF feeling bad about everything that's happened the last 2 days#sigh#i really need tomorrow to be good. and just a like. nice weekend
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i am literally begging some of you to invest your time in furthering your critical thinking skills. that or spend less time on the internet idk whatever comes first.
#im just saying that A LOT of people who use tumblr dot com should read some Barthes and Focault#death of the author would do you a world of good#the inability of people to separate media from its creators and think and critique those things as two distinct entities is fuckin weird#my morals worldview and character are not defined by what media i consume but rather how i respond to it#and they are absolutely not defined by your interpretation#this is my long winded way of rolling up a newspaper and screaming LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS whilst blocking randoms in the tags#it has been a day my dudes
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Honestly the best thing tales of arise does is explain the protagonist dumbassery i do. My man literally cannot feel pain. This is deeply entrenched in the plot. And Thus it makes 100% sense why I fight with no fuckin thoughts about my own health, up to and including using a Sword That Hurts Me, so I am constantly low on health and my poor healer has to just be constantly healing me instead of using that cool gun of hers
But it's fine :) I'm just getting into the character u see
#speculation nation#im the DAMAGE DEALER i gotta FIGHTTTT#desperately need lady knight on my team for her giant shield bc i sure am not the tank here#fuckin uhhh glass canon. that's me. im a strong dude who throws himself into the thick of things#and literally cannot feel pain and That is why i dont know how the dodge function works#when i get a 'perfect dodge' it is almost always an accident from me just rolling around the battlefield. lmao.#my dear boy Law is great to have as a fellow front liner but he is Also not a tank. this is a problem.#need my lady knight and my cool lord. i dont want to ever take them off my team when i get them.#sorry mage and monk you guys r getting the boot probably. rip
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reader flirting with some random guy for toji to fuck her senseless 🙏🙏🙏😭😭 really mean and sadistic toji with a really submissive reader
sorry for tbe filth im ltierally dying i want that man so bad
𝐚. 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: fuck yessssssss!! lmao not me writing this in a day
⊹ 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬: hard dom! Toji x fem! reader - explicit content; minors DNI - rough sex - Daddy kink - choking - spitting - impact play; spanking - degradation (bitch, cumslut, fuckhole, slut, whore) - minimal praise - missionary + backshots/leapfrog positions - dumbification - pinching - pet names (baby, good girl, mama) - Toji is a bit mean here - mention of blood and drool.
⊹ 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 1k
Toji didn’t like what he was seeing.
You knew better, yet you still misbehaved.
Your boyfriend sees you from across the pub, mingling with some random guy at the bar top. You were smiling and laughing at the dude’s jokes, prompting the man to treat you to some drinks. To say that the display left a sour taste in Toji’s mouth would be an understatement, especially with how you would place your hands on the chump’s arm or lean into him to rest your head. How brazen of you.
Oh, but what really sealed the deal for him would be the occasional glances you’d throw his way. Your eyes honed on him briefly with a mischievous smile to complete the look before you went to your business — you knew what you were doing. And it made the older man’s brow twitch, rich green eyes observing your every move.
Just wait til’ we get home, brat. That’s all he can think of as you deliberately flaunt your autonomy. Because the moment you have your purposeful fun and return to Toji’s side, ready to go home, he takes you without a word. He doesn’t have to say anything, letting what will happen once you step inside the house speak for itself.
“—Ahhch!! Fuhucck!! Harder, Daddy, harder…!”
Have you ever been choked while being fucked into like a toy? That’s the treatment you’re receiving as you lie on the bed, Toji’s tough, calloused hands wrapped around your throat to restrict your breathing while he pistons his cock into you with inhumane force.
“Harder, they say,” he chuckles. “Who told you can boss me ‘round, huh?” His hold on your throat gets tighter, and the limitation of air becomes hard to avoid while turning you on even more with the clamp of your walls around his fat dick. “You got some nerve, actin’ like a real fuckin’ slut tonight, huh?”
The snap of his hips makes it difficult to respond to him appropriately, his girth stretching your insides so euphorically, and the scrape of your g-spot has you shaking. Fuck, it felt so fucking good, so rewarding to be used like this!
“Hahh…To’jii—Ehhck!!”
“Wrong name, whore.” His eyes narrowed, hands getting tighter and tighter that his fingernails pierced your skin, the pain adding to the suffocation.
Your watery orbs roll to the top of your head as dizziness creeps in. “Dad–dyy, I…can’t brea…” your lips agape, trying to gather whatever air you can.
Toji sees your open mouth, and with a wicked snicker, he spits into it. Your eyes widen instantly, but Toji uses one hand to squeeze your cheeks roughly. “Swallow,” he demands with a dark glint in his eyes. There’s a bit of a struggle, yet he senses you gulp his saliva down from the bob of your throat, and a shiver crawls down his spine when you show your clean mouth. “That’s a good girl…”
Don’t get blinded easily because he is not finished with you yet.
He’ll have your back faced to him, face down to the sheets, and butt up for him to plow. His hands keep your lower half to him at all times, rutting his pelvis so hard to your wet cunt that it rocks you against the mattress. Your asscheeks rebound with every smack of his hips, taking your breath away.
“Ooooh, hoooh, mmaahhh!” There is no way you could even make out a proper sentence, Toji grinding into your soapy slit has you shrieking from his cockhead grazing those sweet spots your could never reach.
Unbeknownst to you, the older man surprises you with a hard slap to your ass. The action pulls you out of your daze for a split second to scream, and your vagina inherently contracts onto his length. He hisses, “Hssshhiit, baby, fuckin’ grippin’ on me and making so much damn noise like a bitch in heat...Hey, I’m talkin’ to you.” Another smack to your butt for not responding to him, prompting a rushed wail to leave your lips. “Heh, damn slut, can’t even talk to me; all you’re thinking about is my dick, right?” He slowly pulls his cock back to hear your whining, a salacious grin grows by the inch when he snaps the limb back inside your warmth, and you grip the sheets. “Mmmph, fuck, this pussy is too crazy…”
Another slap to your butt makes you tremble and twitch, peering over your shoulder to look at the man behind you. Jesus, he looked so hot the way he was drilling his dick into you. The sounds of skin slapping against each other brings the room to life. “—Fuuahh, haahnn, Daddyyy…!”
The raven-haired man notices you observing him, chuckling before placing a hand on your head to smoosh it back down to the sheets. “Who the fuck told ya to look over here?” He strikes your ass once more, his fingertips stinging crescents into your hot skin. He's so rough with you that you know there will be blood from those scratches.
The weight of his hand on your head feels so strong, unable to move as his entire brawny frame has you submit to his bow. “Daddyyyy, ohh fuuuck,” you mewl for him to hear. “It shfeels sho g’ood…!” God, you sound so fucking stupid. Your brain dissolves into mush, and your body corrupted by his powerful dominance. “God, it sh’o gooood! Give me more, pleaseee!!”
“There they go asking for more, fuckin’ fuckhole,” he groans under his breath, grinding his pelvis to your chasm to listen to your sweet begs for pleasure. “Easy there, mama; I’ll give ya what ya want...Hgghh…You wanna cum for Daddy again, right?”
Drool streams down from your lips to stain the sheets beneath. “Yesshhh, yes pleaseee…! Ohhh!” He slaps and pinches your asscheeks again; Good Lord, his strikes were not meant for the weak.
“Then stay still, look all pretty, and keep wringin’ me out like the cumslut you are, got it?” You babble more sounds of agreement, thoughtless on whether they are actual words. You amuse him to remove his hand from your head and back to your hips, propelling you to stick to him again as his hips strike your ass with a hungry vigor.
“That’s my girl…”
requests/thirsts are open hehe~ 🧸
© 𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐲 – reblogs and comments are appreciated wholeheartedly ☆ header edit done by me + dividers by @/benkeibear.
#𝑯𝒐𝒔𝒉𝒊 ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ 𝑾𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒔: 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕𝒔#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen smut#jjk smut#jjk x y/n#jjk x you#toji x reader#toji fushiguro x reader smut#toji smut#toji fushiguro smut#toji x you#toji x y/n#fushiguro toji x reader#fushiguro toji x you#fushiguro toji smut#toji imagine#jujutsu kaisen x you#jjk imagines#anime smut
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ranting abt my roommate in the tags dont look at me
#bro i really like them a lot but they have been getting on my NERVES since moving in omg. they're my partner's best friend and there's#a lot of good reasons for that but also as im getting to know them more closely im realizing they can be soooo pretentious#its both my partner's birthday and their birthday today so i went to the store at 7am to get breakfast stuff#2 diff types of biscuits. cinnamon rolls. hash browns. sausage plus plant-based sausage for them. fruit. juice. red bull.#that one brand of sparkling water i know they like. ingredients for a birthday cake. plus 2 bottles of champagne and OJ for mimosas#i spent like $130 on this and then when we finished making breakfast they wanted to take a photo of our plates & mimosa glasses & stuff#and they turned the champagne bottle around so you couldn't see the brand name and were like 'uhh nobody needs to know this is andré lol'#(andré is an inexpensive but common brand of champagne if you're unaware)#like dude. i went out of my way to do this and already spent a significant amount of money#and you're gonna comment about the quality of the champagne i got? wack#this happened like 6 hours ago and im still feeling very wtf about it lol#they're weirdly hella pretentious about southern culture too and reference all sorts of tiny things as being innately southern...#which my partner (who is literally also southern? we're talking virginia vs north carolina) doesn't understand#and im just tired of it. they make mildly fatphobic comments and kinda uphold traditional beauty/body standards for women and they dont#seem to have much self-reflection for this. which is fuckin weird coming from a queer trans person who is incredibly interested in the#very granular aspects of queer history and 'theory'#there's literally so many other things about them that either mildly bother me or otherwise fully piss me off and im refraining from#listing them because i would 100% sound like an asshole but. i really just wish i lived only with my partner still.#god ok one more: the other day they asked me if i needed to use the bathroom before they showered (its a 1 bathroom house)#and i said nah. then they proceeded to not shower for 2+ hours#at that point i asked them if they minded if i took a quick shower cause i'd also been meaning to and like. it'd been over 2 hours#and they got kinda short and were like 'oh well i guess not. i was kinda making my way in there though. i can wait though.#no thats ok i still need to shower i was slowly gettin there but i can wait'#like thanks and sorry and i'll be quick but also IT HAS BEEN 2+ HOURS
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i love my brother but good lord this man pisses me off so fucking bad
#i silently decide i’m not gonna eat one of the sides w my meal bc it’s just. not good. it tastes bad.#and it’s not a big deal i’m not gonna say anything but my brother gets all fuckin pissy abt it#if u want it to be eaten so bad then u eat it!!! motherfucker!!!!!#if u think it tastes so fuckin good!!!!!!!#this is the WRONG week to be pissing me off bro i will destroy you for a single corn chip right now#sick and tired of him rolling his fucking eyes every time i say anything#and he ALWAYS thinks he’s in the right. he gets fucking pissy about EVERYTHING and as soon as i dish it back IM the bad guy#but he’s always allowed to be pissy!!! he’s always allowed to get angry at all of us!!!#as soon as i snap one time everyone gets all fucking shocked and disgusted and im being dramatic#so what? if i do it all the time it’s fine but when you’re not used to me getting angry it makes it some terrible crime???#i try so hard to be nice!! so fucking hard!!! to make my whole family happy!!!!! but my brother is never fucking happy!!!#i love him but holy fuck dude!!!!!#hitting my breaking point!!!!!!
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enough of the goatee hatred and memeing on folks with patchy beards and calling ppl "scruffy" like who the fuck asked you?? dude's just existing. maybe they're making an active choice w their facial hair maybe they're just vibing. if you hate it so much then hate it quietly. but tell ppl when you do like their facial hair. be specific: you look sharp/mysterious/cuddly/etc. and for the love of god ask whiskered partners if you can pet their whiskers. spiky texture good.
#snowswords#personally i like facial hair i think it's fun to touch. more importantly i want my partner to be comfy. if they prefer being cleanshaven#then I'm happy to roll w that. I'll pet your cheek anyway#i just. i. people are so quick to casually hate on any and all aspects of facial hair#you remember there's a person under it right. that's a human person.#like it's not that deep dude i promise you i fuckin promise you that person you think is hot will still be hot with a goatee#if yiu actually care about then then they will be. that's how liking people works#it's about their personality as much as it is about their aesthetics#this is as stupid as the ''i won't date anyone under 6ft'' shit i hear a lot of women and gay men go on about#what the fuck you guys!!! that's a human person!!!!!#what if they're a funny and know how to sail and always pass their jacket to you when the sun goes down. what if they#like the same chips as you and always forget your middle name and hate night driving. oh and they're 5ft 9in#you're not even gonna consider any of those personality quirks?? just gonna ignore this person bc too short???#i hate it here. guys. i hate this#I'm not saying you have to force yourself to like aesthetic choices you just don't like. that's ok. don't make yourself date#a <6ft tall guy or a fluffy-faced person if you're gonna complain about those traits. these people deserve better than you#just. for forty seconds. consider the traits you'll immediately write ppl off for.#if it's a list of superficial stuff then i need you to thriw yourself into a lake. ugh no im kidding#i need you to realize being mean doesn't make you special and that you're missing out on some fun dates with interesting people.#maybe if you let your preferences *guide* your dating choices rather than *dictate* your dating choices you'd meet someone#you wouldn't have expected to like that much but really really enjoy spending time with#also stop being mean out loud on the internet. just stop talking shit about men's aesthetic choices especially bc some of us#gals and enbies have gone off the fuckin rails with that revenge shit#just bc conventionally attractive and powerful men have normalized judging us doesn't mean we gotta do it back to them#you can be kind. or just be quiet about stuff you hate. make the world a better place#you are the stronger and sexier person by choosing to be reasonable in the face of vicious cruelty#siiiiiiiiiiigh ok thx for letting me get that out. anyway i like#bunny boy#'s goatee and i wish him a very have fun shaving it off at the end of the month as he said he's gonna do#last time i saw you cleanshaven was when we met a few months ago! throwback 💛
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heyyyy!! do u think u could do a oneshot of everyone finding out that y/n n bkg have been sneaking into each others dorms? (or you could do an aged up version if your not comfortable with it <3)
LOVEE UU!! <33
3:04pm
suki baby: i’m coming over
my baby: YAY miss u
he laughs to himself at the contact name you gave yourself. so stupid.
suki baby: we just saw each other at school, leech.
my baby: shush
katsuki pockets his phone and continues on his way to your dorm room.
“yo! bakugou! come train with me!” kirishima yells from the other end of the hallway.
“im busy.” he replies, turning the corner to the elevators.
stepping inside and clicking the button for your floor, he pulls his phone out to reply to you.
“wait!” kirishima yells, squeezing his arm between the doors and getting inside.
“too busy for training? that’s so unlike you.” kirishima says, thinking out loud.
katsuki sighs and shoves his phone back in his pocket, hidden from kirishimas snooping eyes.
“you’ve been secretive lately too. and you’re never in your dorm.” kirishima continues with his rambles while katsuki rolls his eyes to the back of his head.
the elevator dings, signalling they’ve now reached your floor.
katsuki steps out and kirishima looks around confused.
“dude this isn’t the first floor.” he says, running after him.
katsuki halts. kirishima bumping into him from behind.
“stop fucking following me.” he says coldly.
kirishima groans, backing up towards the elevator.
“fine! fine! told you you’re secretive.” he mumbles, pressing the button for his floor.
katsuki stands there with his arms crossed in disapproval until the elevator door closes.
pulling out his phone he sees new messages.
3:11pm
my baby: why are you taking forever 😒
3:15pm
my baby: if u don’t walk through this door rn you’re not getting kisses.
suki baby: i’m On my way!
speed walking towards your dorm he looks around for any witnesses before throwing your door open.
he comes towards you, snuggled in your blankets with a frown towards your face.
you can tell by the look in his eyes and his body language that he wants a kiss.
“stop right there.” you say, putting your hand in front of his face.
he halts but kisses your open palm anyway.
you huff, putting your hand back down.
“why did you keep me waiting?” you ask with a raised brow.
he frowns, already fed up with your interrogation.
“shitty hair tried to follow me.” he grumbles, inching towards you slyly.
you ponder over his answer for a moment.
“hm.” you say, pretending to be unsatisfied with his answer.
you watch as katsuki’s face contorts in annoyance.
laughing at him, you open your arms so he can slot himself between them.
he rolls his eyes but falls forward anyway, shoving his face in your neck.
he begins to press open mouth kisses to your neck and you hum in appreciation.
“love you.” you whisper.
he pulls his lips away from your neck in favour of pressing them to yours.
“yeah?” he asks, his eyes trying to immerse themselves in your soul. asking the question as if he doesn’t know you’d destroy the world and rebuild it once more just to make him smile.
you nod slowly, kissing him with a smile on your face.
he chuckles and pulls away.
“stop smilin.” he grins, returning to your lips.
the two of you laugh together now. teeth clanking together and noses smushed, trying to merge as one.
he pulls away once more while you continue giggling.
“baby.”
you cup his cheek in your hand.
“when you tell me not to laugh it’s hard not to!” you defend.
he places his lips on your cheek as a kiss, resting there while he speaks.
“it’s hard not to laugh when you’re fuckin laughing.” he says into your skin.
you thread your fingers through his hair and he lets out a breathy moan.
“mmm love you.” he mumbles, shifting his face off your cheek and into your neck.
he wraps his arms around your waist and focuses on your fingers massaging his head, your nails grazing his scalp every so often.
kirishima gets out of the elevator on the first floor, walking through the common room in the direction of the training rooms.
“hey kirishima!” midorya calls to him from the kitchen.
“hey.” he replies, less upbeat than usual since he’s still confused about what’s going on with bakugou.
“uhhhh you okay?” midorya questions.
kirishima stops walking, turning to look at midorya.
“huh? oh uh yeah. thanks.” he says.
midorya doesnt look convinced. walking around the kitchen island to have a proper conversation, he speaks.
“are you sure? where’s kacchan? are you going to train with him?” he asks.
kirishima sighs.
“well i was. he got off the elevator on the 4th floor and told me to stop following him.” he frowned.
midorya thinks to himself. the fourth floor? what’s he doing there?
“hey guys!” mina calls to them, smile on her face.
“what’s going on over here?” she asks.
the boys look at each other and then back to mina.
“bakugous acting weird.” kirishima says.
“bakugous always weird.” she replies.
“hey there everybody! is this a common room party?” kaminari says as he walks in with sero.
everyone watches as they enter the conversation circle, seemingly interested in what’s going on.
“we’re talking about bakugou.” mina says.
“oh! …uh why.” kaminari asks.
“bakugous acting weird. i don’t know what’s going on with him.” kirishima adds.
sero pipes up.
“weird how?”
kirishima looked to him.
“he refused training.” he replies.
that has everybody thinking.
“i don’t think he’s ever refused training.” midorya says slowly.
“exactly!”
“GUYS! you gotta see this!” jiro and uraraka scream and they come barreling out of the elevator.
the five of them run to the elevator to catch up with the girls.
uraraka pushes the button for the fourth floor and kirishima and midorya lock eyes.
“guys you have to be quiet when we get out.” uraraka says.
they all have confused looks on their faces but nod anyway.
the elevator dings and the doors open, revealing a crowd around your dorm room door.
they all speed walk towards the crowd quietly, hearing the whispers and giggles of their classmates.
when they turn the corner to peek inside your dorm, they all let out quiet gasps.
there, you and katsuki are sleeping. your arms around him and his face buried in your chest.
“that’s not fair!” mineta yells.
everyone turns to him in shock, the girls around him swatting him in annoyance.
they hear a grumble from inside your room and everyone’s heads whip towards the noise.
“baby.” katsuki grumbles. his deep sleepy voice tickling your neck.
“hm?” you mumble.
“turn your fuckin alarm off.” he groans.
the class continues watching in shock.
you remove one arm from around him and he tsks in annoyance.
flipping to look at your clock, you see that no alarm is going off.
“katsu baby, i don’t have an alarm… set.” you trail off, seeing your entire class watching you and your boyfriend.
not being able to find the words, you tap katsuki, eyes still open wide while staring back at your class.
“whaaaat.” he groans, wrapping an arm around your waist and trying to pull you down.
when you don’t budge he cracks open an eye and sees everyone.
he sits up so fast you feel air whoosh onto your face.
“GET THE FUCK OUT!”
#bakugou x reader#bakugou fluff#bakugou x yn#bakugou x you#katsuki bakugo x reader#bakugou katuski x reader#bakugo x reader#bakugou katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugou x reader#bakugo katsuki x reader
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If I'm this excited for pokemon on friday what am I gonna be like for zelda in may
#whats that one post?#stimming isnt enough i need to explode#thats me since last friday#im so fuckin excited holy shit#also i dont get the ppl saying the paradox forms for scar look better than the ones for vi#i love those funky dudes in vi#none of these leaks have made me change my mind of anything theyre reinforcing my decision#but fuckin mays gonna roll around and i think i will explode holy shit#i have already warned my friends that i will be the most insufferable this weekend and the weekend totk comes out#aaaaaaa#enjoy my midnight ramblings
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bad mouther, hole master
TG: kissing with tongue is gross as hell
CG: COME THE FUCK OFF IT.
TG: what
CG: I'M SAYING SHUT UP.
TG: oh
CG: IT'S NOT THAT WEIRD. IT'S LIKE THE NATURAL PROGRESSION OF REGULAR KISSING TO EVENTUALLY INCLUDE THAT. IF YOU HAD ANY SEMBLANCE OF ROMANCE GHOSTING THROUGH THE DEVOLVING REMNANTS OF YOUR THINKPAN YOU'D APPRECIATE WHAT IT BRINGS TO THE NUTRITION PLATFORM OF ANY CONSENTING CONCUPISCENT RELATIONSHIP!
TG: youre talking about it like its a goddamn military weapon or some shit
TG: some kinda scientific fuckin method to fondle a dudes mouth with your own mouth thats
TG: thats gross
TG: this isnt supposed to be a debate before fuckin congress on the pros and cons of getting your mack on
TG: its i would say a reasonably personal thing to react about and thats just my reaction man you dont gotta arbitrate it
TG: and like why the hell do they have to linger on it so long in these movies do they really want me to immerse myself in people necking each other that much
TG: roll the sounds around in my earholes like im swilling a fine fuckin wine
TG: well my professional opinion is that shit tastes and sounds mad gross and tbh i havent seen a single movie where it was close to being any kind of necessary
TG: its just a cringy waste of everyones time
CG: YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, AND I DISAGREE WITH EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR IGNORANCE GASH, YOU LUMP OF TIGHT-LIPPED CLUELESSNESS.
TG: did you just homestar me
CG: FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT, SINCE YOU'RE APPARENTLY DESPERATE TO START SHIT WITH ME RIGHT NOW: HAVE YOU EVER EVEN DONE IT?
TG: hell no
CG: THANK YOU FOR PROVING MY POINT.
TG: proving your point--
TG: bro have uh
TG: have YOU???
CG: EXCUSE ME? HAVE I WHAT?
TG: come on
TG: i walked into this stupid conversation with a fucking shovel and by god am i digging myself a damn hole big and wide enough for every dave across time to squeeze in so i might as well get cosy in this shit before we all start collectively shoving dirt in our mouths
TG: bet your ass im taking you down with me though
TG: grab your spade and get digging man
CG: GRAB MY WHAT????????
TG: just tell me
CG: ???????!!!!!!!!
TG: karkat
CG: NO!
TG: f-
CG: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!! WHAT PART OF "SHUT UP" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND????
TG: wait no
TG: oh my god dude
TG: you can spin that shit all you want but you can do it the hell away from me
TG: i do not need to be hip to your weirdo foursquare fantasies
TG: patently not my business
CG: STOP RIGHT THERE. JUST SHUT IT. I AM PUTTING US OUT OF OUR MISERY RIGHT NOW. I AM CONDUCTING AN ACT OF MERCY ON THIS INSANE FUCKING CONVERSATION AND YOU ARE GOING TO ZIP YOUR LIPS AND TAKE IT.
CG: HERE IT IS: YOUR SINGLE OPPORTUNITY TO PRETEND YOU NEVER SAID THAT TO ME. I AM GOING TO FORGET YOU MADE A COMPLETE MOCKERY OF ME AND MY CULTURE THIS ONE TIME. AND LET YOU CONTINUE TO DIG YOUR STUPID, SHITTY HOLE.
CG: AND DAVE, I AM BEGGING YOU NOT TO WASTE IT.
CG: TO ANSWER YOUR SHOCKINGLY INAPPROPRIATE QUESTION, NO I HAVE NOT DONE IT.
CG: WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK.
CG: HAPPY?
TG: ……..
TG: way to defuse the situation solid work
TG: real gold star effort grabbin that lit wick and blowing on it
TG: ok first of all you asked me first so dont act like im the one being a weirdo about this
TG: second of all i didnt mean it like that and you know it
TG: THIRD of all what the hell was the point of engaging the knightly theatrics then if you cant even verify that shit
CG: WELL FUCK, SORRY DAVE! I GUESS I'M JUST A FUCKING ROMANCE ENTHUSIAST! I GUESS I GIVE A MAJOR SHIT ABOUT THE THING YOU'RE OPENLY MOCKING TO MY FACE! IS THAT SO IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO WRAP YOUR THOUGHT SPONGE AROUND?
CG: AND IT WAS COMPLETELY REASONABLE FOR ME TO ASK YOU THAT, YOU CONGEALED FETID NOOKSTAIN! MY STATUS ON THE MATTER HAS LITERALLY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE POINT EITHER OF US IS TRYING TO MAKE.
CG: TRY TO KEEP YOUR NUGBONE FROM CAVING IN ON ITSELF WHEN I DROP THIS BOMBSHELL: I'M ALLOWED TO HAVE OPINIONS ON THINGS I ACTUALLY KNOW ABOUT, EVEN IF I HAVEN'T DONE THEM! I DON'T JUST GO TROUNCING THE FUCK ABOUT LOBBING MY UNFOUNDED OPINIONS AT PEOPLE LIKE I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING. UNLIKE SOMEONE WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE INVOLVED IN THIS CONVERSATION WE'RE HAVING RIGHT NOW!
TG: youre
CG: I’M TALKING ABOUT YOU BY THE WAY. THE SOMEONE IS YOU.
TG: oh gimme a break
TG: bro youre going apeshit over something you havent even done
TG: you know what that sounds like to me it sounds like an overcompensating fake fan who doesnt get any
TG: you heard of troll napoleon complex
CG: AT LEAST I ACTUALLY FORMED MY OPINION BASED ON CAREFUL CONSIDERATION --
TG: -- oh yeah i bet huh
CG: -- INSTEAD OF JUST BANKING ON NUBJERK --
TG: -- not a real thing you just said
CG: -- REACTIONS AND WRINKLING MY SNIFF NUB AT ANY SIGNS OF GENUINE PHYSICAL INTIMACY!
TG: stop saying nub
CG: YOU EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED BULGEWAD
TG: not too much worse than being a perpetual fountain of emotional diarrhea
CG: DON'T YOU DARE.
CG: DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO USE THAT AS A "GOTCHA", YOU--… YOU! FUCK!
TG: dude did you actually run out of insults
TG: okay this is getting concerning
TG: youre the international dude of verbal dunks
TG: that can not be happening
CG: AAGHRJRGHJRGRHJAGHRJGRHJAGRHJRGRHJRGRHRJR
TG: you cant run out of em youre like the ultimate peddler of hate
CG: YOU DON'T THINK I'M CRITICALLY AWARE OF THE HOOFBEASTSHIT I'M SPEWING NIGH FUCKING CONSTANTLY?! I AM PAINFULLY COGNIZANT OF HOW MORONIC EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS!!!!
TG: feel like ive done some damage here
CG: ESPECIALLY MYSELF!
TG: alright bud time to calm down
CG: YOU CALM DOWN!!!!
TG: okay whatever!
CG: WHATEVER!!!!!!!!
TG: jeez
…
TG: here
…
CG: UGH.
TG: yeah
TG: really glad stuff like this happens in private
CG: YEAH. SAME HERE.
CG: JEGUS, CAN WE GO BACK TO BEFORE WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION? I DON'T ASK YOU MANY FAVORS, SO SURELY YOUR SLURRY OF ILL-DEFINED TIME POWERS CAN ALLOW YOU TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
CG: JUST LIKE, WIPE THAT WHOLE THING OFF THE SLATE.
CG: LET'S START OVER. SAY, FIVE MINUTES AGO. HOW DOES THAT SOUND?
TG: what conversation?
CG: OKAY, GOTCHA.
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hm, it seems i have been wronged by a client! time to commit proverbial arson by sending all of their other writers and editors resources about fair wage negotiation!
#beep beep arson time#freelancing#its so worth it bc like man i love being able to grab my business partners by the balls when they start thinking theyre my boss#like hey listen you pay me to write and we communicate primarily through email#what the fuck did you think was going to happen#you really cant be mad when i use language to chomp you in my jaws and death roll you like a fuckin gator dude#like you funded my villain arc bro idk what to tell you#you paid me to get good at writing and then tried to pull the rug out from under our contract with no notice#dont fuckin come at me like IM the one in the wrong here#YOURE the one who committed a major violation of our contract#its on you when i burn this place to the fucking ground
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𝐟𝐢𝐱 𝐦𝐞
18+, [ ♫ 𝘵𝘰𝘹𝘪𝘤 - 𝘬𝘦𝘩𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘪 ]
𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬!𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳/𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘴 𝘬𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘦
𝘴𝘺𝘱𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘴: 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘸𝘰, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘹𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘪𝘳.
𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨: 𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘦 & 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥, (𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬, 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 “𝘥𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘺” 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘬, 𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘴𝘦𝘹!/𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘶𝘱-𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘹 𝘴𝘦𝘹)
i entered the house silently as i threw my pink-designed purse on the counter, my pink steve madden heels clicked on the marble floors as i heard a bag being thrown on the floor, a pissed sigh and a rough opened fridge door in the distance as i walked upstairs, slamming the door shut, locking it.
“what happened?” you ask.
travis was mindlessly talking to a woman—who was clearly flirting with him, attracted to him.
noting he was already neglecting me, in my mind, he was more busier than usual, on the road 24-7 even on his free days.
it raised so many eyebrows, the mindless kind and sweet gestures stopped, the phone calls got shorter, not even a full “i love you” would come out, or his responses would be dry and simple.
behind that anger was me, the love of his life,his wife who just wanted some affection, some tlc.
but hey, who’s marriages are perfect?
i showered alone, soonly lathering myself with lotion as i heard the doorbell jangle, soonly it got rough, like he was gonna break the knob off the door.
“y/n, quit fuckin’ playing and open the door.” travis blasted from behind the door, making me jump, rolling my eyes as i traveled back into the bathroom, combing my hair down.
“get away from the door, i don’t got shit to say to you.” i smartly responded, before he began picking the lock, randomly.
i sat in a white beater, my nipples grew harder as i stared at him, rolling my eyes.
“why do all of that if you was gonna pick the lock, stupid?”
travis chuckled as he walked towards me, picking me up as he sat me on the counter, standing between my legs.
i froze.
“you been bitchy with me all fuckin’ day. what’s the issue?” travis spoke simply, not breaking eye contact with my eyes at all.
i felt something tingle at the bass in his voice, the firmness and seriousness.
“you should know why. flirting with bitches in my face. then on top of that, you got the nerve to come in like nothing hadn’t happened. mistreating me, like i don’t got feelings.” i completely sassed back, folding my arms, my eyes still gazed on him.
the tension intensified, apparently just leaving it silent.
“that’s what you’re mad about baby?” travis spoke again as if it was ironic i was pissed about the obvious.
“no fuckin’ shit.” i barked back as travis gripped my neck, pulling me more towards him, our chests touching.
“oooo, you’re so sassy aren’t you? calm down.” travis annouced, making my eyes advert away from him.
“look at me y/n. just listen.” he spoke out as i huffed, rolling my eyes.
“no, let me go. go flirt with whoever the fuck—she was?” i smartly shoved his hand off my neck, jumping down from the counter as i bent over, looking in the sink cabinet.
“maybe i should do the same thing, go out and ask a dude questions who’s actually in love with me—or maybe flirt with him in your fucking face.” i ranted along as travis eyed me after the last statement.
“stop it y/n.” travis warned under his breath.
“or maybe kiss him, but nooo, I made vows to stay loyal to you, you! then neglect you in the process and not give a fuck about whatever is waiting for me at home, hm?” i ranted, pushing at his chest as i slapped it, soonly the anger turned into tears.
travis took it in, and realized what ive said…knowing he was wrong, but your attitude was just clogging his head in order to comfort you.
“im sorry baby, and you know it. listen to me, quit cryin’.” travis sighed as he pulled me into his chest, just sniffling into it.
“imma make it up to you. i won’t do it again, i promise. just let me.” travis smoothly talked to me as i nodded, easily forgiving him once again- before pulled away quickly.
“ugh, why did i just forgive you that fast?” y/n shook her head, mouthing to herself, wiping her tears as she leant over, travis coming from behind pushing me all the way down.
“trav, let me up!” i whined loudly as i instantly got quiet, the slap on my ass was enough to quiet me within one.
“y’aint gonna be satisfied until i put that ass in place, hm?” travis gritted as he ran his hands all up and down my ass, gripping it, caressing it all in one.
i bit my lip to silence my moans, or any sexual that could possibly come out.
“lift up, and spread em, baby.” travis mumbled as i obeyed, practically falling more in love with my husband, and he hadn’t even did shit yet.
travis slowly began stripping himself as i slightly grabbed onto the counter, feeling himself slightly fill me up & stretch me in the process as he shoved my hand off the edge.
“don’t hold onto nothin, i got you.” travis grunted as his strokes started off mildly slow—my light moans leaving my mouth.
“oh baby…” i hissed, as his eyes never left mines from the mirror, skin clappings filling the big bathroom, bouncing off the walls like music.
travis didn’t let up, slightly gripping the ends of my hair, smoothly gripping my neck as my hands touched the mirror, my mouth falling at all the pleasure I had felt in that moment.
“mnm, you see that? that fuckin’ ring? that’s all fuckin’. mines. say it.” travis gritted in my ear as his hand collided with right ass cheek, making eye contact from my upside down vision, whimpering, gripping his hand.
it felt like heaven.
“mnm…it’s yours baby, all fucking yours! ouu—ouu shit!” i whimper-moaned the last part, gritting my teeth as my mouth gaped open.
travis kissed me every chance he got, as he slapped my ass again, as i began matching his rhythm even on all fours standing.
“uh—-uhhh huh-im gonna cum.” i groaned out, as a whimper, feeling myself push back at his chest, grabbing my arm, holding it in place.
i lost it.
“what?”
“im gonna cum, i w-wanna cum.”
“y’ain’t loud enough for me, baby, what’s that?”
“im finna cum!” i whine-cried, closing my eyes shut as he slapped my ass cheek once again, groaning at the sight of me painting his dick pure-white, soonly hearing droplets hit the marble floor.
“you squirtin’ baby?” travis was suprised but wasn’t, as i went silent, my eyes rolling into the back of my skull, just babbling sweet nothings as i let it all out, saying his name under my breath.
“let it all out. mhm. such a good girl for me.” travis encouraged and praised me as felt him pull out, slapping my ass as i weakly held onto the counter, feeling him take me onto the bed.
A SHORT TIME LATER, the skin clappings surfaced the room as my knees touched my chest, my legs opened wide as i the white creamy-wet sight glistened my vision as i held onto his hand, as his other was forcing my head to watch the sight underneath me.
“ouuu—daddy! fuck me just—like that! mhm yes!” i cried out as he didn’t allow me dip my head back not once.
he was enjoying this all at once.
“you like it huh?”
“mhm, it’s so big baby.” i teased as i but my lip, looking up at him. just a undone slut.
my eyelashes were practically sweating off with my makeup and hair, i looked sweated out, along with him.
“you gonna cum for me again, baby?” travis bit his lip at me as i nodded, his hand collided into mines as his strokes remained rough and tact.
“yes daddy, mnm it’s all yours, i love the way you fuck me, mhm.” i whined again as i looked up at him, feeling him swirl his hips, slightly his strokes got sloppier.
his grunts, groans and moans grew louder with every messy stroke he sent as his chest touched mines, feeling him sloppily kiss me, mixing some salvia and tongues with it as well.
“cum in me, give it to me daddy.” i moaned in the kiss as i wrapped my legs around his waist as he grunted fully in my mouth, before sitting up, pulling out, letting a loud “pop!” sound full the air.
straight creampie. “you still gotta attitude with me?”
i shook my head as i smiled, looking down at the oozing cum from my thigh. “no.”
[ HEY YALL. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 🎄 I HOPE YALL GOT YOUR NFL MAN UNDER YOUR TREE BC I DID! ]
not proofread — • so excuse mistakes.
#travis kelce#travis kelce x reader#travis kelce smut#travis kelce x y/n#travis kelce x you#nfl smut#nfl fluff#nfl imagines#kansas city chiefs#travis kelce angst#travis kelce x black reader
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