"I can fix her" passé
"I can make her worse" getting there
"I can make her eat vegetables" now were talking
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not gonna say it again
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the alpha couple are like the poster children for divorce and they don’t even get divorced
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Room idea:
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Occultural magazine Abrahadabra issue #03, 1985
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bloomic really is a funny game i think about xyx and toasty so often. i think if mc never existed they would just play gay chicken forever and end up getting married
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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
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u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’
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they say crossing a black cat is bad luck but if you see one.. be sure to pet it because it’s a nice animal that deserves to be loved
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careless whisper fucks so insanely hard and i will never forgive the internet for making it a "meme song." tonight the music seems so loud i wish that we could lose this crowd maybe its better this way we'd hurt each other with the things we want to say. if you even care.
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lord the peasants are so loud today
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Sacramento Goodwill, the get to work sign is such a red flag.
What goes in the God jar? Wrong answers only.
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