Reading Season 1: Omg this is so good I love the cute and fluffy feels all around the story Ah ah ah! Poor ML get spoiled rotten so that your don't turn evil!

Reading Season 2: All I know is pain and suffering

Hellsite Detective in...

The Bad Banana

it was another cool day in Tumblr City. the breeze was blowin' through the streets and the rain was poundin' down hard against my window. the ceilin' fan that hung above me spun slowly and hypnotically as if blown by a wind that wasn't present. as i sat there in my chair, smokin' my cigar and watchin' that fan spin eternally, i grew hungry. thankfully i keep a small fruit bowl in the corner. gettin' up to go grab a bite, i picked a banana out of the bowl. it was a bright yellow, but you might not have known it from the monochromatic filter over the scene. as i began to unpeel it, a voice spoke from the back of my head sayin'...

...hold on...

...go ahead...

...what...

naturally confused, i spun around to see if someone had snuck in while my back was turned. but no, no one was there. however, the words continued to resound in my head. almost like they were callin' me to somethin'. i walked over to the window and took a look outside and the traffic lights at the intersection caught my eye. i looked at them, and looked back at the banana in my hand. that's when it hit me...

see, there was a post i've been lookin' for for ages. in fact, it was the post that inspired me to open my office up in the first place. it was a post comparin' the colors on bananas to the colors on traffic lights. back then, i couldn't find it. but now? i had the experience i needed. i decided to re-open this personal case of mine.

i tucked the banana into my coat and strolled through the rainy streets. i came across that hoppin' joint with jazz music always pourin' out the doors onto the street. the neon sign above the door read "The Search Bar." i headed inside, ready to do some business with my associate, but they were nowhere to be seen. they weren't sittin' at their normal booth. curious, i decided to ask the new robot bartender for help...

say, doll, you know where i can find the Boss?

[Oh! I do apologize. Don Google is upstairs in their office, but they are not seeing any visitors today.]

heh, well we'll see about that, won't we? say, what's your name?

[I am H.A.V.E.N. It stands for Hostess Attending to Virtual and Informational Needs. Essentially, my purpose is to keep track of Don Google's database so they do not have to. I also serve the drinks.]

Haven, huh? nice to meetcha, Haven. i gotta go see the Don though, whether they like it or not. i'll be seein' you later.

i tipped my hat to Haven and walked to the door leadin' to the stairwell. my mind lingered on the robotic hostess, wonderin' what an advanced artificial intelligence construct like her was doin' in this world that had it's basis in 1940's noir, but i wasn't gonna think about it too much. i headed up the stairs and into the Don's office. their goons whipped out their guns and almost took my head clean off, but the big fella themself stopped it.

the office was a far cry from the bustlin' night club on the first floor. where as the club had neon lights and kept things rather dark, probably for the best, the office was more well lit and elegant. it held a more warm atmosphere than the club, but somehow it was more oppressive in here. the walls appeared to be made of wood, bookshelves lined the walls, and a chandelier hung from the ceilin'. there was a carpet in the center of the room that had a kaleidoscope of colors rangin' from blue, red, yellow, and green. and directly across from the door was the desk. mahogany, it seemed, and real fancy too. a giant round window overlookin' the city streets was placed behind it with a large letter "G" formed in the window frames. the Don spun around in their large leather chair and puffed on their cigar.

"'Ey there, Miss Detective. What can I do ya for?"

i'm lookin' for a post involvin' bananas. specifically in relation to traffic lights. you got anythin' like that for me?"

i set the banana i had brought down on the desk and they chuckled at the sight.

"Yea, I think I got what your lookin' for."

with a wave of their hand, one of their goons fetched a file from off one of the shelves and brought it over to them. they thumbed it open with one hand, the other hand draggin' on the cigar. they slid it across the desk.

"This what your lookin' for?"

and there it was. the post that started it all. it had finally come full circle. i grabbed the file eagerly and began to leave the room, but the Don wasn't finished with me yet.

"'Ey, Miss Detective! Don't think I've forgotten about that little favor you owe me..."

i stopped dead in my tracks. preparin' myself for the worst, i stood there frozen. i couldn't even turn around to look at them. but shockingly, the conversation took a different turn.

"I'm not lookin' to cash that in just yet. Just be on the look out for a call, got it? I'm lookin' forward to our partnership."

i couldn't see them, but i knew their snide smile was bearing down on me at that moment. fear filling my body, i left the lion's den and went back to my humble office to file my prize away. as i did so, my stomach rumbled...

damn it. i left the banana with the Don...

Post Case: Closed

TOMORROW.

You've been invited to the Hospital...

You will go to the Hospital... You will see me. Taken. Only then... Will you truly face the reality...

ngl its kind of weird that sonic 3 is supposedly done filming but we havent seen any set pictures or anything . for the first 2 movies pictures started going around during filming and thats how we first found out knuckles was gonna be in the movies. and there were just a lot of leaks in general. like i remember hearing about specific plot details and jokes that were made in the first movie months before it came out . and there were also so many posters and stuff going around of early versions of sonics design. but with the third movie its just . nothing . near complete silence

yuann........eating fruit in the corner unbothered...i am deceased

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My feelings on VnC and PH being connected have fluctuated, but currently, Id be hype to have an allusion/reference to PH but Id dislike an establishment that every Mochijun series will then have to fit into the structure PH created.

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LILITH

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did you ever post your thoughts on shishido on here ??

if i did i dont think i said anything major beyond 'hes neat :)'

The worst part about writing this Rockoon and Doubling analyze is that I have no idea where to start because I have a LOT of thoughts since their relationship is so complex and they are both incredibly complex people and I have activated my outside the box thinking with them so hard this time that I’m just wow! No wonder I didn’t roleplay either of them well in the past!!

Not judging from my own perspective anymore and being a lot less biased is so FUN

sorry to be insufferable on main but i really do think there's a very clear and very interesting arc that presents itself if you make it laura kara sleeps with on colonial day and not baltar. bc like... you have the seeds of something there when they hug after the tylium mission, the whole sort of... navigating each other, seeing each other in a new light, laura seeing up close and personal the ingenuity and unparalleled feel for the thing that makes kara such a valuable asset as to be worth combing for for far longer than is traditionally wise (SHE MADE UP THE FUEL LOSS AND THEN SOME, TAKE THAT) and kara seeing that laura really does have the best interests of the people at heart, that she isn't this frigid caricature of a woman... and then colonial day, united by a shared hatred of zarek, kara doesn't care overmuch about politics in a vacuum but there are pieces of it, she finds, that she can connect with laura over, things that sit just outside the scope of the president's position... maybe adama's not there, maybe they're both getting drinks at the same time, one way or another they share a dance... and then laura's appeal to kara's spirituality comes on the heels of this existing intimacy between them which has perhaps caused some level of tension in acknowledging that it's not the greatest idea either of them have ever had. but they are familiar with each other in a relatively vulnerable way now even if they haven't bared their souls or anything and laura looking at kara and saying do this for me, and i will deliver you, and there's this idea of individualised devotion again, kara placing such a high value on the deep connections she forms, being willing to go to the ends of the earth for adama and devoting herself to the deities she has the closest ties to, all of that applying to roslin now so that she's still conflicted, her loyalties are still entangled with adama very deeply, but there's even more of a natural draw to this pilgrimage than there otherwise was

I've actually had time to draw lately cause the us' economy has hit the shitter and I'm not working 80 hrs a week anymore lol

Anyway this is my lovely Lil sisters bnuuy. Told her I'm borrowing her to have fun with LOL

"han yoohyun sucks as a younger brother" i have not said this phrase in years, like literally years, but how about you meet me in the fucking pit

i think after i finish collecting the volumes of clear card i will start collecting volumes of tsubasa but 1. idk how many volumes there are (too lazy to google search rn dont want to accidentally find SPOILERS) 2. My poor poor wallet 3. Where the fuck am i gonna put them. One shelf is occupied by the clear card manga collection and the rest are occupied by BTS albums (+1 le sserafim) …

The only pro of this is that i can finally have good access to read trc (the website i tried reading it on kept crashing and resetting my progress and it has a lot of ads and idk where is a good place to read trc so might as well resort to paper)

I was reading manga telling myself to go to bed to no avail when my brother called telling me to open the door because he forgot his keys. When I opened the door, I told him he was lucky I was reading manga bc no one else was up right now and so he thanked me and then went to my room and said in a cutesy voice "Thank you manga~!"

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