Choke 💦😈

guys help why does this make me go insane.....

reflecting on the fact that i need to wake up tomorrow and do this shit all over again.

Banning perfume/cologne because some of you mother fuckers dont when enough is enough

I should NOT be able to smell you from a metter away. Stop acting like that shit is fabreeze for your body

GWENDY IN THIS FUCKING ASS DAY AND AGE ON TWITTER TWEETING ABOUT TEKKEN??!#("!#(""

I finally found her on twitter WTFFFFF??#!"(#!"

QUEEN THANK U FOR CARRYING KAZUJUN IN FANFICTION DOT NET AND DEVIANTART 10 YEARS OR MORE AGO 😭😭😭

I usually don't post super sappy headcanons (I'm aroace and I'm here for pain), but I'm a sucker for petnames and the such and I really want to talk about my headcanons for Soukoku using them.

I feel like we can all agree that they use the nicknames they already have, such as "Slug" or "Mackerel". But. Here me out now. When they really get into having a romantic relationship it shifts just a bit into "true" relationship sappiness.

Chuuya starts using petnames first, he has more relationship experience and it's easy for him to slip into the role of romantic partner. He uses petnames like "baby", "babe", and the occasional "love". All with the vibe of a smooth leather jacket wearing, motorcycle rider in a movie, but with more charm and respect for women. He starts before they're really a thing and Dazai just never says anything. (Chuuya called Dazai "Princess" once and now Dazai will refuse to do chores until he hears a "Please Princess?" He's a menace when it comes to petnames.)

Dazai with his lack of relationship experience, who flirts in a joking manner and/or as an act, does the same when he starts using petnames. He throws in the occasional "darling" or "my love" in his usual dramatics, he shouts "honey I'm home" when he enters the room, that kind of stuff. The first time he lets a casual "babe" slip, Chuuya stares for half a minute in shock and Dazai pretends not to notice.

Also I take no criticism on this last bit: Dazai once called Chuuya "Puppy" to annoy him, but Chuuya who has been hearing the dog jokes since he was 15 simply rolled his eyes and responded with "Whatever you say Kitten." Dazai shut down. It's now Chuuya's secret weapon in an argument that he wants to win.

i wish ao3 had a dislike button

This next cover of Yas about to be so funnn

Absolutely relate about wanting to touch velvet but also hating the way it feels its just augh

the strange urge of wanting to touch something i hate despite knowing ill hate it again but still telling myself maybe this time it will be cool because it looks good

this tiktok oh my god

Grew up in the country so cowboy! Joel was made for me specifically. I bet he has a big ass belt buckle

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I WAS TRYING TO FIND AN EXAMPLE AND I DISCOVERED THISSSS AND NOW IM GIGGLING

gently licks your forehead

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// no

Don't talk to me, the explicit version of Demons has me in a chokehold

namjoon is cancelled after that crab story. im heaving air into my lungs due to the anxiety attack i suffered

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