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#I jJUST#I SAW THIS POST TODAY LIKE FOUR HOURS AGO AND THIS WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT#Im hilarious arent i#i take a bow i take a bow#im fuvking dying#grian#goodtimeswithscar#jellie the cat#hermitcraft#court jester's art#court jester's funny moment#shitpost#too#i honestly cannot believe how little effort this took i think this is my best work ever
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Sorry but i will never stop thinkinh about how when every other pair died they were right beside each other but scar and grian were so far apart, grian all alone at the bottom of the deep, dark world and scar, all alone, confused, scared and not for the first time, but for the last, left behind by his soulmate in search of something (more dangerous, more cautious, more serious, more usefull, more competent, less him) that he couldnt be oh my god im insane over them
#double life smp#gtws#grian#dlsmp#double life spoilers#3rd life#goodtimewithscar#gtwscar#they never got closure oh my FUVKING GOD#girl help im dying
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No one talk tk me for a few days
#tw vent#fucking#crying and shitting#and pissing#dbsdbsnbdbsdbsnbddje#bruhhh#pov ur watching a histrionic be called just ok#fuck this im fonnahdjebej#'it was ok' i. i. wow.#'don't think about it too muvh' r u fuvking kidding me i cant not think about it fuvk tbjs#'itll be better next time' THERE WILL BE NO NEXT TIME IN OFFING MYSELF RN RIGHT HERE /not srs#well more like /hj but whatever#im good for one thing and ur gonna tell me im MID at it?? im gonna kms#my hpd bpd ass looking for validation#im glad he communicates his honest feelings and thiughts its what i encourage him to do always#im the one who asks all the time if there is something to change how he feels ect ect#so im fr happy he said it and how nicely he put it knowing my brain fuckery#i tried not to react too bad so he doesnt get discoruaged from sharing vut god fucking damn do i feel like SHIT#theres worse things that happrned the last few days but lol im over it#my mom almost dying? L idc. getting called mid? imma kms#tw suicide#he is so understanding hut i just. i jsjsut. thats what im good at. avarge??? just ok??? i will obsess over this fpr a week straigh#but srs going dark for two three dats everything sucks assssss#my best friend attempted suicide my moms in the hospiytal im still recovering from hospital shit#school is more stress and so is work we dont have enough money for me to go to university#my fave breakdown spot was taken today which was just. the peak. of shittiness#but my eating habits have gotten harder. like im eating only bc of my bf like. if it wasnt him id probably be like. dead#my art isnt. existing like i dont have time for hobbies#and so much other shit like lolll#tw ed
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prisoner gp ryujin fuvking innocent officer reader (let's pretend they're in like solitary confinement so no one sees shit)
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
like being literally fucked stupid by ryujin as she smirks pressing your body against the bars with your hands cuffed above your head, your clothes ripped apart as she rails you from behind making you call her daddy as she makes your insides all mixed up from the sheer speed and power of her thrusts IM DYING MY MIND IS DEAD I NEED SOMEONE TO WRITE THIS RN AJSDLKFJLDAJKFSLFJSKLF
#anon.txt#itzy hard hours#itzy hard thoughts#itzy smut#itzy#ryujin hard hours#ryujin hard thoughts#g!p itzy#gp!itzy#gp!ryujin#g!p ryujin#prisoner!ryujin#cop!reader
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U NEED TO SEE THISSS
MANIPULATIVE SUNOO IS SO HOT OMFG
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSL8tQNKc/
here
OH MY FUVKING GOD MY LEGS ARE WEAK LIKE IM GENUINELY DYING RN
TOXIC EX BOYFRIEND SUNOO!!! YOU BREAK UP WITH HIM BUT YOU JUST CANT STOP COMING BACK CAUSE THE DICK SO GOOD
"i'm the only one who knows how to please you, baby." he says thrusting from behind, shoving your head in the mattress, your ass in the air and arched back, completely defenseless. "i'm going to fill you up good so you can show him how you like to be treated, right?"
HKDAWTGGKLLKKNHJM😭😭😭😭😭
#sunoo hard hours#sunoo hard thoughts#sunoo smut#vixen's thoughts#enhypen hard hours#enhypen hard thoughts#sunoo fanfic#sunoo x reader#vixen's sunoo thoughts
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so i tried a thing 🤡
They said I have to be honest,
So here's something you don't know
You scare me but I try
Not to let is show.
All wonderous smiles and cheesy lines
You're the web and I'm the fly
Electric eyes, you're saving lives
Heaven only knows you saved mine
They say she'll be the death of me
And honestly, I agree
Don't like picking sides
But I'd pick yours everytime
February, perfect time
Im alright when it's you and I
Knew I had some problems
But you swooped in and solved them
You cleaned my mirror,
now there ain't nobody dearer,
By heart beats along your percussion
Maybe we won't see tomorrow,
But till then where you go I'll follow
Bring me back to Earth like you always do,
The end of me, but I don't mind, cause it's you
They say you'll be the reason I die,
But if I do it's with a smile
Don't like picking sides
But I'd pick yours everytime,
Cheesy lines, saving lives
Those electric eyes helped save mine
(pls tell me u recognized where its from 🍍)
fot a minute I was confused bcus I thought the poem was for me, but I almost started crying tears of joy
THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME
WHOEVER MADE THIS TURN OFF FUVKING ANON
ITS EITHER @loife1m OR @summersblooms OR @owocontroversy YOU CANT HIDE-
THE SONG AHHHHH
WHOEVER WROTE THIS HAS TRUE TALENT, YOU MANAGED TO WEAVE IN SO MUCH FVCKING SYNBOLISM AND REFERENCES TO AIDEN ACHARYA
STOP IM DYING EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS SOEVAOWPKDK
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Heads up about the safeship creator everyone, they refuse to provide accessibility to screen readers despite being asked to multiple times & is generally ableist. Below are some screenshots + a transcript of a really long paragraph rant went on.
Context: An anon asked her to stop using ! and 0s to censor proship related things. This was her response:
Context: The same anon sends another ask that the OP screenshotted. (I cannot find the post as it seems she either deleted it or Tumblr's search feature is funky)
Their response is copied + pasted below. Content warning for NSFW mentions, sexual harassment (of the anon), and guilt tripping.
Listen dude i do know better you fucking insufferable misinformed prick. I myself need readability accessibility with ny fucking aphasia that is only getting worse. I already know firsthand how little people give a shit about this stuff becuz i need it. I already have difficulty writing legibly okay. And i get a lot of shit over this disability that i dont deserve. I made this fucking tag to help others to the point that i dont even block the few people weve had problems with so that even if i have to sed it at least the tag will work well for others. So if i have to put a 0 and ! In the forbidden word to decrease how much extra stress is gonna be on me from putting it straight up on their dinner plates then im fucking going to. Why dont you get off your high horse and grow the fuck up and stop making fucking assumptions. Cause im doing a hell of a lot more of kindness and effort for accessibility than you are for saying its immoral for someone WHO NEEDS screendreaders and is ashamed about it to choose a fucking single exclammation point over getting the regular bullshit i put up with from people who wanna be pedos x100 so that you can feel good abt yourself becuz u would choose the latter. Whether ur also a screenreader needer or not what you are is a fuvking asshole becuz i literally have two spine surgeries voming up with a huge threat of bevoming a paraplegic or dead before then and i have a shortened lifespan from all my disabilities. I come into this community to cope with how shit my life is and i try to make it better for others no matter if its a little harder on me and i get nothin but disrespect from invasive and presumptuous assholes like u behind anon who dont wanna have a real vonversation with me or actually think abt anyone but yourself and how good it feels to stroke ur moral dick over the dying woman and i have had it up to here!
U guys wanna keep coming in my inbox being assholes to me? No nuance in life im a bitch? So little thanks nothing but pussies on anon talking shit or invading my privacy? Maybe someone the fuck else should try and run this ship then becuz im fed the hell up and abt to deactivate.
And even despite being told twice to provide accessibility, they continues to be inaccessible even excluding shipcourse.
And in regards to more of their ableism, they told someone to "develop a frontal lobe" which is harmful towards those with intellectual disabilities. For context: calicofemme was their old main.
Anyway, do what you will with this information. If anyone wants to add more things to this regarding her behavior, go ahead & I'll reblog it. I made this post to raise awareness of how the creator is harmful and shouldn't even be in this community because of how they go entirely against their motive for making it.
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Manner of Death rewatch continues
Ep 5
I have some vague memory that something sexy happens in #5 so lets goooooo
Bun trying to feel Tan up to check if he's carrying the gun and being INCREDIBLY FAKE ABOUT IT ("you had lint") im fuvking crying. baby. The man moved you in to SEX YOU UP. Just bump up against that ass while clutching his waist and nothing will even seem off.
never get tired of Tan turning from charming smile to cold-faced, practical movements the moment he's alone. when he pulls the gun from his ankle holder. 👌
lbr this drama is mostly a delightful fever dream but they really delivered on the sinister love interest that the audience wants to trust but can't be certain about until the end.
We learned that Bun realized ACAB back in Bangkok. Which makes his incredibly friendly reception of the detectives in ep 1 play quite strange. It struck me as a bit odd in my rewatch, considering how I remembered them at odds. But I forgot it's clarified here that he moved back to his hometown and was optimistic that things would be different. 🙃
The sacred privacy of the autopsy report makes it thru about 15 seconds of Tan's face looking like that.
Tan (mentally calculating how many people he can bribe & pistol whip) : don't worry, I'll protect you now
Bun: who do you think u are? superman?
and then: flirtaeous gardening
Bun absent-mindedly muses, ah but I'd love a house that has many trees and plants. Tan: taking intense notes
I love how low-rent, small time the thai mob is in this drama. Just small town corruption and the dirty buisness of drugs, trafficking, and money. No glitz, no glamour. Some big houses, mid-range nice cars. Bought off cops and in bed with local judges.
Tan is just a henchman with 1 teen to run his orders. hi That! 👋
LMAOOOOO Bun warning Tan away from bad influence That, The Teenage Hooligan, known associate of.... Tan's mob nickname. "Let me take this risk for you" asdfghjk IM DYING.
idk what part of that was funnier but I'm leaning on the idea of That being dangerous to anyone.
sadly then we're onto the trafficking case material which is neither humorous or sexy.
Annoying for-the-clicks journalist stops by to drop facts that Pued may have sold his gf for social cred with the powerful. Tan authentically looks to me like he is considering having the dude disappeared (like this may imo be the most dangerous we've seen him). The only person allowed to shade his brother is Tan himself.
Then authentically sexy moment with real tension. I KNEW WE GOT SOMETHING IN EP 5 !!! Bun overtly making fuck me eyes and saucily pretending he's not putting Tan THROUGH IT as they speak. He's so fucking smug asdfghjk with his light kiss and swerve off the couch.
Bun: finally it's MY TIME to have the upper hand
Tan:
(can u believe that Tan had to go join the man in BED after that. strongest soldier in town i stg 💀)
oh right, the annoying journalist did some incompetent spying on the wrong people and got his ass shot up. Do I care? not really.
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i want to fucking murder people so badly why are we still talking about labels and shit, trans people are literally dying i cant do this shit anymore i cant why are people so fucking stupid, im done im so fucking done i just i cant for fuvk sakes
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well since its all my fault and i wont accept help, then i guess its ok to kill myself then. might as fucking well. since my life is such a burden on society.
they dont care. they always preach about wanting to help but thats just code for 'your a stupid idiot who doesn't know good enough but its ok we'll teach u perspective!'
n b4 people start on how postive affirmation is helpful, i fucking KNOW. i know its helpful but guess fucking what!!!! jobs!!!! dont!!!!! care!!!!!!! bills dont care!!!!!!!!!!! you cant positively affirm money into ur life when you have zero fucking passions or career drive!!!!!!
and besides fucking that, maybe, just fucking MAYBE, some of us are too fucking broken to help!!!!!!
stay active, im on my feet so much it hurts to stand, i ride my bike to/from work at least 3 days a week and used to do it 5 times until my fucking shifts were taken by a transfer! im fucking EXHAUSTED.
i feel like id have to write a dissertation just to get anyone to understand what im saying. because when you say 'i struggle with finding a way to positively view our society thar only thinks we deserve a roof over our heads and food on the table if we sacrifice 90% of our lives to jobs that dont even pay the bills' or 'i didnt choose to be born and im being held hostage in my own life' they say 'life is unfair' as if i wasnt fucking aware
i want to die i want to die i want to fucking die im sick of beinf alive its fucking pointless and nothings going to change that i want to fuvking DIE
if 'perspective change' was a cure we wouldnt have so many people dying in poverty and depression every fucking year
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wait omg wtf I'M SO SORRYTHAT I KEEP SENDING IN ASKS😭 (you can totally ignore some of them haha) but i just saw ur post AND DID U FUVKING SAY FULL NETH FIC????IM LITERALLY DYING RN I LOVE YOUR WRITING SND HONESTLY JUST THE WAY U SEE THE CHARACTERS IM SO EXCITED BC IM COMPLETELY SURE THAT ITS GOING TO bE AMAZING AND I WILL DEFINITELY EAT THAT SHIT UP!!!!
also in the i think last two asks i shared some of my thoughts so i just wanted to say that they aren't meant to like idk force u to write them??? OBVIOUSLY YOU CAN BECAUSE I WOULD DEFINITELY READ IT but they're more like me going feral and sharing it with you rather than requests if that makea sense??? Though honestly you could take it both ways because i will be perfectly fine with anything 💗 also i apologise for my asks always being so long i just dont know how to shut up💔
buuuut, take care and stay safe! ily and i wish u the best <33
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YES, FULL LENGTH FIC CAUSE THEM CHARACTERS DESERVE A FULL BACKSTORY! (it's going to be around 3k words, hope u don't mind 🤭)
and I absolutely do not mind when asks are long—the more details, the better it is for me to actually fulfil your request and see what you'd like me to write, so pls don't ever apologize for that!
take care of yourself as well. stay safe and healthy, love ❤️
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ce3pOAMlTso/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
I know they won’t have baby no. 2 after a few years but I just imagined them experiencing this since they can’t stop fucking each other 🤣🤣
LMAO IM FUVKING DYING this would literally be them 😭😭😭 mid couple popping out babies back to back because they never stop fucking I TOTALLY SEE IT. Wifey oc showing him another pregnancy test and Taehyung just happily sighing behind his desk, reflecting on their actions together 😭😭😭
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anyway im fuvking dying lol i thibk i caught stomach flu or something. if i had a cat it would be so worried and looking at me with big sad eyes
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TAGGED BY: @bruh-changbin thank you for the tag miss queen i was DYING with these answers HAHA
rules ! list your top 10 biases and answer the question below
1. ni-ki of enhypen
2. sunghoon of enhypen
3. jeongin of stray kids
4. hyunjin of stray kids
5. heeseung of enhypen
6. nicholas of &TEAM
7. jo of &TEAM
8. soobin of TXT
9. beomgyu of txt
10. mingyu of SEVENTEEN
Q1: between 1 and 4 who would your rather kiss?
— EZ 4 bcs I won't catch a case 👌 I'll give ni-ki a wittle smooch on the cheek just so the baby doesn't get jealous 🙄
Q2: between 2 and 7 who would be your best friend?
— *GASP* BOTH INTROVERTS?!?!?!?!? these two are so cute AND I LOVE CUTE BOYS WHO EASILY GETS SHY sunghoon is the type of guy to make awkward conversations with you to ease the tension and with Jo I would probably make a bigger effort for us to engage and get comfortable with each other BCS I FEEL LIKE THIS MAN WOULD BE THE TYPE TO JUST LAUGH CUTELY WHEN I MAKE A JOKE SKSKEKSOSK
but regardless, for now I'd pick hoon 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰 I love Jo sm tho
Q3: between 5 and 10 who has a better voice?
— EXCUSE ME ARE YOU DOUBTING OUR ACE HEESEUNG?????? no offense to my baby daddy mingyu but have you HEARD OF HEESEUNG'S HEAVENLY VOCALS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
it's heeseung, hands down 👇
Q4: between 1 and 8 who is the funniest
— KSKZKSKSKS MY BABY BOYSS AAACKKKK I HAVE NO IDEA OK ... maybe I do 🤧🤧🤧 ni-ki has my type of prankster humour so that's why I'm leaning towards him a bit more I JUST FEEL LIKE WE'D GET INTO THE MOST DUMBEST SHIT and for a fact, he'd blame it ALL on me but is OK he cute
Q5: between 6 and 9 who would you date?
— TBH ID LOOOOOÒOOOOVEEEEEE TO DATE NICHOLAS he gives me such big boyfriend vibes HIS STYLE IS ALSO SO FLYYY BROOOOOO and HAVE U HEARD OF HIS ENGLISH ACCENT?????? YES DADDY CHOKe ME PLEASE
wait nvm I have no idea how old this boy is 😬 IGNORE EVERYTHING I SAID IF HES UNDERAGE
Q6: between 9 and 10 who would you do a collaboration with?
— SORRY GYU BUT I WOULD PICK MINGYU I would purposely tell the choreographer to give us a sexy dance just so I can feel up his pecks 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Q7: between 4 and 8 who is the better dancer?
— NAURRR DONT GIVE ME THIS PLEASE NO I LOVE BINNIE WITH ALL MY HEART BUT FUVK IMMA HAVE TO GO WITH JINNIE ON THIS ONE the way he moves his body is just so alluring I feel like I'm being hypnotised 😵💫😵💫😵💫 ALSO!!!!! the gaze 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Q8: between 3 and 5 who would you most likely marry?
— hee. ik I'm setting myself up for heartbreak but I can change him.... I can...
SO JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE BAMBI I PROMISE ILL MAKE IT WORTH IT BABY IM BEGGING
Q9: between 1 and 7 who would you nurse when they are sick?
— I don't even remember who I put for 7 but hell nah boy. ni-ki is my baby boy he comes first OVER EVERYTHING
Q10: between 2 and 3 who has a better smile?
— AWWW THATS HONESTLY SO HARD THO I LOVE BOTH THEIR SMILES ITS INNIES GUMMY SMILE OVER HOONS CUTE ONE (idk how you call it)
HONESTLY THO, I might just pick hoon cause I'm taking minus points on jeongin bcs he took his braces off IF HIS BRACES WERE STILL ON ID PICK HIM IN AN INSTANT
Q11: between 6 and 8 who would you vacation with?
— . . . . you're giving me the biggest dilemma here so it's either I'm taking them both or I'm taking neither >:(((
TAGGING: whoever wants to join! it's honestly too early for my mind to function
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