Sad that my stories will never reach the level of compelling narrative(tm) and engaging conflict(tm) that the hit game Pokémon Mystery Dungeon does in like less than an hour of gameplay
7 notes
·
View notes
Guys look at her. She's so cool.
5 notes
·
View notes
*opens X*
Wants to throw up from jealousy of how hot everyone is 🙄
This is fine. everythings fine.
0 notes
My pronouns are she… but not her.
Because I’ll never be her.
0 notes
One last kiss before leaving for a quick quest! ♥
Link is helping out the Monster Control Crew today :)
With the Demon King gone, there are no more Blood Moons. It's time to clean up Hyrule and Link volunteered to help. Zelda is proud of her boyfriend. They'll have pizza when he gets back ♥
Cheers!
3K notes
·
View notes
John Dory's Final ex reveal!!!
It's Creek!
Wait, what's this?
It's Patty with the steel chair!!!
Meet Patty the Pain™!!! She's a professional wrestler rock troll! She and JD met at a party after a wrestling show and she basically said "I like you. You're going to be my boyfriend for a little while."
811 notes
·
View notes
rip moiraine’s staff you could’ve been everything </3
(click image for optimal quality)
prints available here !
1K notes
·
View notes