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these bitches can’t see SHIT ‼️‼️‼️
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My thoughts on OP ships except im being 100% honest (P.1)
*LuNami
- Cute but im not a big fan of it
- Autisum and girlboss frfr
- idm if its canon! I mean i like their moments of hugging and all, they're all so silly and i absolutely adore them! ^^
*LuHan
- Nah... HARD pass...
- I do not ship them at all and refuses to
- their age gap is 12 and i think personally Boa is just having some kind of highschool crush
-if this ship becomes canon...... bro im gonna stare in the distance and cry
- If you ship these two...... NO OFFENSE! But What is wrong with you :[
*LuZo/ZoLu
- MY EMOTINAL SUPPORT SHIP YIPPIEEEEE
- They are so SO CANON u cannot convince me otherwise!!!
- Dumb and Dumber.
- I love and ADORE their dynamic! their interactions, first meetings, etc... EVERYTHING THEYRE SOOO CUTE AGHHCBSDBIL <3333
- The crew KNOWS they love eachother. They know what they are.
- shamelessly kisses eachother goodnight
- Zoro will die for Luffy, and Luffy will stop him.
*LuSan/Sanlu
- ONE OF MY FAV SHIPS EVER!!! Their interactions!! >>>>>>
- WE KNOW SANJI LOVES HIM AND ADORES HIM. WE KNOW THAT ALREADY YOU FRENCH FRY
- He wants to be Luffy's special boy in the OPLA, c'mon, its so obv
- Sanji gets jealous when Luffy compliments other cooks other than him, its canon guys, trust me. MOVIE 6, THAT PHYSILOGICAL HORROR MOVIE OF OP.
*ZoSanLu/ZoLuSan
-POWER POLY LOVERS ON TOP!
-i love them. *cries*
-I have 400 pages of fanart featuring these stupid boneheads.
- they sleep together and Luffy steals all the blankets
- Zoro will def giving them his earings. aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*LuKob/Koblu
-Comfort ship of mine!!! THEYRE SO CUTE ITS ILLEGAL!!!!
- I want them to reunite again, then hold hands and kiss eachother on the lips then go on cute little dates :[
- LUFFY IS KOBY'S GAY AWAKENING CHANGE MY MIND (i feel like hes more like bi or pan BUT)
- Koby owns 6000 wanted posters of Luffy and its canon that he wants more of them. hes such a fanboy omg....
- If they ever date... they will have a matching handmade bracelet... Luffy's red and Koby's pink.... each has letters of eachother...
- (ALSO THERES THIS FAV FIC OF THEM FROM AO3, THE AUTHOR IS okiedokeTM (madelinescribbles) AND THE FIC IS CALLED "Koby's Awful No-Good Very Confusing Day" CHECK IT OUT IF YOU CAN!!!!)
- im very normal abt them (lie)
*LuUso/UsoLu
- Very cute ship!!1
- i personally see them as best friends more but its still verey cute!
- They bond, they hug, they hit and they danced. yeah i get how ppl ship them!!!!!!!!!
*LuLaw/Lawlu
-Tbh.... its very cute!
- i used to be obsessed with this ship bcs their dyanmic is so interesting, like Black cat and golden retriver!
- i still kinda do ndcnas
- Luffy reminds Law of Corazon bcs of his goofiness ughh CRIES
- I hc Law that he has a soft spot for silly, goofy ppl, his sister, his crew, Corazon, LUFFY????????? He loves them but will never admit smh smh
- When he ruins all of your well-planned plans that took you a whole week to make <3333333
*CobyLuLaw/KobyLawLu
-AYEEEEEEEEEEE MY NEW FAV SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- F**K BEING UNDERRATED, I WANT THIS TO BE KNOWN ACROSS THE WHOLE F**KING WORLD!!!!!!
- PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ITS SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U HAVE TO WRITE FICS ABT IT I NEED MORE OF IT!!!1
- I want to thank @orange-artist for drawing and having KobyLawLu on my breakfast table!!!!!!!!!!
- AND FOR YOU THE PPL WHO WRITE THE FICS ILY
- me omw to make brainrots of these three stupid peas in a pod, fishes in a bowl, pens in a pencilcase :]]]
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RETURN OF THE KING: MALEVOLENT LIVEBLOG EPISODE 37 THE FARM
spoilers (you already know)
back at it with some humming!
JOHN MY BELOVED !!!! youre so bitchy i love him
HES SO PETTY HELP
harpers hill mention omg (harpers hill hijinks coming soon)
“MY BOOK HMPH 😤” girl 😭😭
“i didnt realise” yes because you cant see and john is like really really dumb
it kills me that john is bitching about oscar not finding anything but like what information have you contributed in the last 3 episodes
ive missed bullying john
malevolent is a comedy and i will stand by that
mmm rain sounds
HYPNOS GREEK GOD MENTION ‼️
“can you imagine hahah” yes i can it was the best arc of the show send tweet
well you havent seen his face
whys john being so quiet all of a sudden?
OH WHAT THEFUCK I SAW RHIS COMING
“i suppose ill just watch again” SOMEONE IS A JEALOUS GIRL
arthur ignoring john….. the girls are going to DIVORCE
“not you sorry ^_^” and then he goes back to ignoring john?? girl
oh wait that was very sweet
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST TOOK ABDHDNFN
sorry arthur speaking to john like that just destroyed me
I TRUST YOU AND YOUR MY FRIEND??? IM NOT TRYING TO IGNORE YOU?? THEYRE COMMUNICATING A
“its not because i dont care 💛” “…yes?” oscar this isnt about you
poor guy though he must be so confused
arthurs tone changes so much when he speaks to john
someone get john a pair of glasses either that or he was too busy daydreaming to see the turnoff
oh of course john would want to split off because he hasnt ever seen a horror movie arthur if you die then it’s your fault for not showing him the movie 🙄
“we might have to sleep in the car” okayyyy
oh so now john wants to give him info because he deserves to know
aaaand now he doesnt want to tell him. we love a hypocritical king !!!
return of the canadian sourry
you dont need to sound so smug that he looks hurt john 😭😭
okay oscar love the existential crisis while reading very relatable
is he gonna say arthur is his purpose
oh for fucks sake
NOT THE SOFT “oscar”
ok oscar is def into arthur and arthur saying “i don’t believe in god” is like rejection. this is how unrequited blindfaith can still win.
also god believes in you? well john and kayne sure seem to believe in him for what its worth
oscar nooo dont devote yourself to arthur that never ends well
john i dont care about oscar either but you have got to stop laying it on so think jfc
john the undefeated more like john the opportunist
“woAH” same john same
oooh so john can see auras now basically?
what monster are we gonna find in the barn 👀
oh that sounds fun actually though /j
AWW I KNEW HE WAS GONNA ASK IF HE WAS OK
ok i love how prominent the dreamlands are this episode i was just thinking about how good it was
john just wants his alone time with arthur because he cant answer his questions
“i need another set of eyes” thats like the one thing john can do it must be kinda sad to like, not be able to fully do the one thing you used to be great at
“ *gasp* a forgotten one :0” john dont act like you know what that means
hey is john a forgotten one then. is he. is he though.
can everyone except arthur feel the weirdness of places
NOT THE MUSIC BOX MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND HARLAN WHEN ARE YOU GIVING US AN OST PLEASE IM BEGGIN YOU
ITS MIDNIGHT DONT GO IN THE FUCKING BASEMENT ITS RAINING YOURE BEING CHASED BY AN EDLRITCH THING
john its ok if you didnt see it you dont need to justify yourself ❤️🩹
john sounds almost scared to go in the basement lol
the stairs are gonna give out at a later date im calling it
what could possibly happen in the last 15 minutes
a door ajar omg is that a wtnv reference
did arthur almost die by getting crushed by a bunch of furniture
oh a barricade i know what this is about
oh happy halloween btw guys
OSCAR JUMPSCARE
my honest reaction too john
what… what did you just sink into….
oh hole in roof, cool
arthur pay attention oscar hes gonna set hjmself on fire on accident
the jarthur was too busy analysing the painting to pay attention to oscar
OH GODDAMIT ARTHRJ WHAT THE FUCK JOHN WHAT THE DAGGER? THE ONE HE SLIT HIS THROAT WITH
oh he wants to cut it off ok
jfc 7 minutes oh no
I CALLED THE STAIRS CAVING IN
GUYS HE WAS READING THE BOOK OFC HE KNOWS
question: how strong is arthur physically
“A TOWEL!” “A TOWEL?” as i said a comedy
WE GOT A “WELL DONE ORTHUR” LETS GO
you know its weird that i can handle this fine but couldnt deal with the michael torture in the woe.begone finale
NO ARTHUR ITS NOT OK
HES ISNT GOING TO MAKE IT
oh ok hes fine sort of ok
the music goes so hard again
that arthur was so scared
ok the arms alive run
or get john to arm wrestle it idk
“what thE fUCK WHAT THE FUCK” my daily vocabulary
and oscar was right :)
RUN YOU IDIOTS
arthur you could at least carry him instead of dragging him that poor poor man
i find it amusing that this mostly happened because of jarthur studying a painting and ignoring the man currently in possession of their braincells
indeed what do we do now
and thats a wrap! oh boy what an episode i have THOUGTHTS (oscar is not surviving this)
i know like maybe 2 people read this type of posts but i enjoy making and reading them back. so if youd like me to keep going with these i will :)
#malevolent#malevolent podcast#unhinged aromantics#arthur lester#john doe#john malevolent#arthur malevolent#malevolent john#malevolent arthur#oscar malevolent#malevolent oscar#malevolent spoilers#mr scratch#malevolent part 37
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☆ The Boxers At A Haunted House ☆
Stopped thinking about spore for this one, thats when you know its important (woah) by this i dont mean actual spirits i mean the fake halloweenie ones btw
Glass Joe
- Just screaming, even at the people not supposed to be scary
- "AH! You scared me!"
- "Joe i dont have anything on"
- "i know but still"
- hes just running for his life
- keeps tripping over things, he would probably be the first to die in a horror movie
- climbed on von kaiser at some point from fear
- "GET OFF ME!!"
- "AHHH!!"
- his scream makes everyone scream, hes such a scream queen its not funny
- threw a chair at piston hondo from fear at some point
- Literally begging for his life
- #1 to get thrown at the culprit whenever hes running away with a group
- keeps getting chucked at the employees
Von Kaiser
- screaming along with Joe
- flinging things around from fear, those underpaid employees are gonna have to work overtime to pay the medical bills kaiser caused them by throwing a entire ass table at them
- cannot speak, at all, hes just screaming, causing everyone else to also scream
- "AHHHH"
- "AHHHHHH!!"
- "AHHH!!!???"
- pushes whoever is next to him at whatever is chasing him
- "TAKE HIM INSTEAD!!"
- "oh"
- making barricades & hiding
- sneaks up & attacks one of the employees
Disco Kid
- sacrificing Joe to the employees
- hiding with kaiser
- Just laughing like crazy because he cant take 18 grown men screaming in unison seriously while cheap horror music is being played in the back with people chasing them in cheap halloween costumes (almost typed creamed ☹️)
- keeps giving away their hiding spot from all the giggling
- "SHHH!! SHUT UP SHUT UP YOURE GIVING US AWAY"
- hes just losing it while hiding in the closet
- hondo had to hold his mouth shut while they hid
- giggling while pushing the employees jokingly, ended up breaking a few bones
- having the time of his life
King Hippo
- keeps "accidentally" scaring people
- the real fear factor is him falling down the stairs, hit 3 people while falling like a bowling ball (STRIKE!)
- also laughing with disco, theyre both hysterically laughing while the others are just shaking in fear
- scared off the employees
- keeps falling & bumping into things
Piston Hondo
- actual screams of terror from him (damn he could be a good actor)
- hiding with disco & von kaiser
- hes acting like a actual serial killer is chasing him and the boxers
- begging for mercy from whoever scares him
- Real jumpy
- "DONT KILL ME!!! I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!!"
- "huh??"
- "nevermind its you"
- accidentally begged for mercy from Aran
- running blindly, had to be hunted down by bear hugger after they got finished
Great Tiger
- screaming back at the employees, uno reverse their ass tiger go get em!!
- Just gasps like a concerned white mom at whoevers trying to scare him
- hes chasing people instead of being chased
- guiding performers to von kaiser, piston hondo and disco kids hiding spots
- "yeah theyre there"
- "YOU BACKSTABBING WHORE."
- the evil is showing (that or hes just having fun)
- shouting really concerning things while he watches people get chased
- "EAT THEIR SKIN!!"
- "excuse me"
Bear Hugger
- actually accidentally jumpscaring people
- he doesnt really scream, he just goes "OOH!" And just runs like a toddler sprinting from the bathroom from a overflowing toilet after putting too much toilet paper in it
- only person who isnt sacrificing Joe
- giggling, accidentally jumpscared Bull & ended up getting decked in the face
- "eeheeeehee ow fuck"
- "whoopsies"
- ended up having a nice chat with one of the employees, damn who knew zombies liked to fish
- grabbing as many people as he can if he gets scared enough & decides to scram, hes not letting anyone die no thank you
Don Flamenco
- hes just getting chased by Aran & some other employees, also real screams of terror
-the real scary sight is him with his balding head & gay ass run
- being overdramatic with Hondo
- "leave me here to die.. Go escape with the others.."
- "NOOO!!"
- hondo & him are acting like theyre being chased by actual murderers
- acting like a victorian child with scarlet fever whenever he trips over something, the spins and everything
- ran face first into a door, his eyeliner is still stuck there
Aran Ryan
- also working with the employees
- got an axe and started terorrizing everyone
- cackling like a gremlin literal "nyehehehe" coming from this man
- concerned for hondo
- tried to climb on a bookshelf & jump on disco kid, face planted instead & got laughed at for a hour
- "he was a fairy..."
- that still keeps him up at night
- chasing don flamenco, theyre doing a literal cross country marathon
-recorded Don flamencos silly ass run
Soda Popinski
- laughing at Bull accidentally decking people in the face
- terorrizing macho for funsies
- accidentally broke a light & scared the shit out of everyone
- grabbing ankles for fun while hiding in the dark
- watching everyone scream & losing it
Bald Bull
- hes just punching anyone that scares him
- Just chatting with tiger
- was fine until Aran came out with the axe, put that axe down irish boy
- only here because Macho Man accidentally typed "all of you are gonna cream your souls out", will never let him live that down
- adopted joe with with soda for a while until he ran from Aran & lost them
- he has never decked this many people in the face in one night before
Super Macho Man
- made the famous "creamed" typo
- "I MEANT SCREAMED!!"
- "i dont think thats a haunted house.. youre thinking of something else"
- "STOP!!"
- pretending to not be scared, running for his life
- ended up crying on the floor when aran with the axe came out
- flirted with one of the employees at some point, hes out here trying to get that ghostussy
Mr Sandman
- convinced one of the employees to take a break & wore their costume
- got found out instantly by Bull
- keeps being jumped onto
- knocked over a bookshelf from laughing too hard at hondos screaming at some point
- patiently waiting for Joe to get up because he keeps tripping over while running
- chasing Aran with a metal pipe, its just a cycle "PUT THAT DOWN" now oh god
Extra
Aran brought a camera and caught some wonderful once in a lifetime sights, these include: Macho Man crying on the floor, glass joe hiding behind soda & bull, bear hugger doing a highfive with a zombie & Sandman looking really pissed off while holding a metal pipe
#punch out#headcanon#punch out wii#don flamenco#bald bull#punch out headcanons#piston hondo#glass joe#aran ryan#great tiger#von kaiser#disco kid#punch out!!#mr sandman#(rips this post in half and eats it)
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500 SPECIAL !
Includes: @sidra-29 / @lady-navier0357 /
@that-one-pretty-bitch / @rouecentric / @fuoon / @thotsposts / @u1tr4vio1ence / @dxmoness / @forbidden-sunlight / @honestly-oceanie / @jeweledflowers / @manicmagic1 / @meenasmagic / @dion-s-lawyer
Note:if you arent here,you’re probably a relatively new mutual or because this is part 1 (because theres a limit on the amount of dividers i can have.
@sidra-29 —
Shes the kind of one who always disapproves of our lovers..no matter how handsome, cute, loving, malewife, babygirl, submissive, dashing, gorgeous, stunning, and eye-catching they are.
yet,she is always single.Maybe because her standards are so high.
I feel like she can cook,and very very well.
@that-one-pretty-bitch —
Can never keep a boyfriend
or a crush,for that matter
She also seems to be very influenced by others thoughts,kinda like the popular girl in the group.Gives Misa Amane vibes,except she doesn't go pining for men.The men do that for her (live laugh love her tbh)
@rouecentric —
Has alot of weird friends(including me),and is like..the only normal one.I feel like all their friends would be like, “lets trash a house!” And they'd say, “Lets not trash a house!” And then proceed to explain all the legal factors
they may do that,but..isnt a total party pooper.Is very sweet.
@fuoon —
Is the kind to stalk her crush in every way possible.Like,photos on the wall,blushing like crazy,eyes with hearts, all that.
Shes always looking at them,and her crush never notices.Like,shes batman or smth
Nonetheless, I just think that because she always likes my posts without fail.Its kinda crazy.
@thotsposts —
shes like..the main character's best friend.Yk..the one whos a major simp but cant keep a man?
Yea.thats her.
jokes aside,shes the first to die in a horror movie
(gonna add the divider here later)
@forbidden-sunlight / @acuriousmoon —
Has the best life out of all of us.Its a fact.
Shes like..the yoo sangah of our group (why i chose that profile picture for her <3)
I mean,shes very encouraging,and knows when the lines are crossed for things.
She also is very good at giving and asking for advice!! No big ego to her<3
@jeweledflowers —
She def is like the kid you’d think is high.Like.Shes super calm,and its kinda odd.
Is the definition of 'chill'.Listens to music while doing her hw.
@manicmagic1 —
Theres no way she doesnt have a horrid temper
Anything bad happens, shes cursing and lashing out
Is a hard simp,though.
@meenasmagic —
l know close to zero about her.
Infact, the reason why this post took so long to make was because i didnt know if she and @/manicmagic1 were the same person.
Anyways-
looks up to a bunch of people,and thinks they're amazing,but theyre just normal ppl.
@dion-s-lawyer —
Shes a total sweetheart.
Like,her ice cream would fall off the cone,and she’d be the type to go, ‘awh man:(’ and actually look like she's about to cry.
Listens to classical music,unironically.
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OKAY i just finished the 2000s Jesus Christ Superstar movie and I really enjoyed it as well. At the start I was under the impression that this was meant to be like, an actual movie adaptation and not 'just' a filmed version of the stage musical but when the last supper scene started I realized that theyve been on the same set the whole time and the only other set theyve shown was that small room where they sang This Jesus Must Die, so this was probably meant to be a fairly straight forward recording of the stage show only with some more elaborate and cinematic camera work. And I made that whole post complaining about the more theatrical staging of the 2000s film and why it didnt work and then I realized its because I really misjudged the filmmakers intentions and I was able to enjoy the movie way more after that.
Id say both movies are equally good, they just have different strengths. Like, if you prefer something thats grittier and closer to reality and is filmed more like a traditional movie, Id recommend the 70s film but if you prefer something more colorful and theatrical and presumably more accurate to the stage show, Id recommend the 2000s film.
Personally, I think im leaning more towards the 70s movie because while theres so much to like about the 2000s one, I just cant get past the actors they got for Jesus and Judas. I already didnt like Jesus in the original movie so the only thing that really changes here are my reasons for disliking him. I think in one of my previous posts I said that 70s movie Jesus brought the Jesus Christ while 2000s movie Jesus brought the Superstar and I prefer Jesus Christ and. yeah, cant sum it up any better than that
What they did with Judas was just awful though. The second the actor came on screen I was like "ohhhhhh noooooooo I dont think Im gonna like this guy" and yeah, I didnt. But unlike with Jesus where he really wasnt written or framed different and it mostly came down to the performance, i feel like they really went out of their way to portray him as way more malicious and antagonistic and it was just bad man. Like, when Mary is done putting Jesus to bed and singing her song about how He Scares Her So they reintroduce him like some kinda horror movie villain and like we're meant to be jumpscared by him its so weird. And then during that last song hes not wearing white and singing exclusively with presumed angels, hes wearing red and black like he did before the betrayal and hes singing with all these women who are also dressed in red and black but theres also this choir of angels in the background and its just messy and confusing. Like, I was kinda confused by that scene in the original movie but thats because the location suddenly changed, the actual point of it was pretty clear to me; Judas and his backup singers are audience inserts who are trying to make sense of Jesus and the things he did. In the 2000s movie there are two groups, the angels and Judas' guys and the latter appear needlessly antagonistic towards Jesus for no real reason because of the framing and because of the way Judas has been characterized. It feels like theyre taunting him, its so weird and I really dont like it. Also, while the actors singing voice was alright for most of the film (I didnt like his delivery but he wasnt an awful singer or anything) during the song right before he dies his voice just sounds so rough and raspy and awful, I really hate actors in a musical movie are like "oh Im letting the acting take precedent over the singing, oh im applying the reality of the situation I cant sing this pretty" because thats not the point of musicals!! stop it!!!
The other big issue I had was that there were no breaks between musical numbers whatsoever so Id often get whiplash because there was practically no breathing room between songs. Like, JCS is entirely sung-through with no real spoken dialogue but you gotta have a few breaks in there man (also they had those breaks in the 70s movie and it was a lot better that way)
But thats enough complaining, lets get to the shit I liked!! Right off the bat, I liked Judad kissing Jesus because the way it was filmed and acted made it look like Judas just went in for a straight up makeout session and I love that. Judas/Jesus shippers stay winning!
I also adored the lighting and and the camerawork, there were so many striking still images and they made great use of contrasting colors and dark silhouettes like during the crucifiction and when Mary was telling jesus to rest and the set was bathed in this cool shade of dark blue while they were both this warm orange and when they were singing This Jesus Must Die in that black room with the cool lighting and then the screens on the walls suddenly turned on and brought in these warm orange undertones
Speaking of This Jesus Must Die, I loved the way they handled that scene and the Hosanna, Heysanna scene right afterwards, its probably one of my favorite sequences in the movie
The scene ends with a bunch of guys in like riot police gear coming out and trying to arrest everyone/beat everyone to death and then right after that we get the bit where theyre all like Did You See I Waved I Believe In You And God So Tell Me That Im Saved and theyre passing around guns and stuff and I have no strong feelings about that, I just dont know why its there. I get the vibe that they were trying to go for more relevant political commentary since they were modernizing this story about a guy being wrongfully executed by a tyrannical government anyway, but then just gave up abount a third or a quarter of the way through only for it show up again for a brief moment at the very end, its pretty strange.
That being said, I really liked this anachronistic setting they managed to build here. One of the things i really enjoyed about the 70s movie was that it was set in the actual time period of Jesus death and then they would just throw in a small filler scene of Judas running away from some actual fucking tanks. It was really bizarre but it also really adds to the charm of that movie imo. They were definitely more deliberate about it here and had a more consistent tone as a result though, so I think I prefer the 2000s movie
I still didnt really get Pilates deal, even after someone in my replies graciously explained it to me. He just doesnt really have a clear through-line and he feels oddly unimportant considering hes yknow, the guy who gave the order to crucify Jesus, which is a pretty big deal Ive heard
Tangentially related to that guy, I love love love the scene of Jesus getting whipped. If theres one thing Ive learned about myself in these past few weeks its that I like my men how I like my sidewalks; wet n dirty. And BOY did they get our guy wet and dirty!! with blood. And then afterwards when the crowd is trying to get Pilates to crucify him and all these black hooded figures reach out to him with with blood red hands and its visually similar to a previous scene where Jesus was surrounded by beggars, ough I was going sick mode babeyyyyy
Speaking of that scene with the beggars, I think they did a good job of conveying the claustrophobia and the urgency and the rapid escalation, but they shouldve done less of those slow fade transitions and more hard cuts. Also, this scene, that scene where he gets caught and the crowd is taunting him as hes walked to his execution and the scene where he gets whipped and each strike is one person individually hitting him and coating him with blood are all great at conveying how uncomfortable being touched without consent like that is even if its not sexual or anything. It tapped into something very specific for me and i dont know if I'll be able to explain it well but here it goes: i like to write these fucked up little short stories in my free time and Ive recently developed something of a fascination with religion, mainly as a concept I can use to write more interesting stories. And a common theme in all those stories i came up with since i developed that fascination has been the horror of having bodily autonomy taken away from you, specifically how awful it feels to be touched in a non-consentual non-sexual way and those scenes were very striking to me because of that
7/10, they shouldve stayed more faithful to the original and had every guy show some boob
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Live reaction: Goosebumps (2023)
Spoilers below the cut
ok emo
i hope he dies
WAIT IS HE SUPPOSED TO BE RL STINE??
ding dong bitch
DONT WALK OUTSIDE JESUS HAVE U NOT SEEN A FUCKING HORROR MOVIE???
mans gon die
the doorbell ghost really be trolling
LMAO THE CHANDELIER
candles. ofc he has candles. sth gon burn
HIS NAME IS HAROLD? LMAOOOOO
i knew there was gonna be a fire. mans burned
i love being right
ooooooh pretty introoooo me likey
NOT UNHOLY BY SAM SMITH PLEASE I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SHOW FOR LIKE 12+ NAUR
Ayo AYO IS THAT HER????
OMG I LOVE THAT HER
NOT THE BIKING ACCIDENT LMAOOOOO
i love lucas already
PLEASE NOT MORE UNHOLY I AM GIGGLING
oooh its the same school as the guy who died
harold
isaiah is the jock
lucas is the nerd/idiot
margot is the girl thats not like the others
NOT HER READING AT THE EVENT PLS HARRY STYLES WONT PICK U BESTIE
PLS THE POOR GUY LEAVE HIM ALONE D:
isabella seems like the girl who is actually chill and just wants to do her thing
AYO SAM BE CUTE
im in love with james
i need james in my life
james is me
oh so jocks gf is an insta popular girl "im literally super nice" "so why am i being trolled?"
maybe bc u called it being trolled
jock who doesn't get good grades?
i hope they get less...two dimensional
like give the jock an actual problem
maybe he has adhd or a learning disability so he focused on physical activity
now who tf is glasses
nathan bratt
BEN HOLY SHIT U ARE
FATHER
PARENT
ok so nathan is the lil nerdy weird adult
the parents were grieving their kid wtf dude???
nathan has killer vibes
hes gon die or at least get hurt
HE GOT HURT LMAOOOOO
yeah nah he deserved that
ben tho? king. love him
NOT THE BLOOD KEY LMAOOOOOO
OH IS BEN JOCKS DAD?
oh baby :(
now he is too scared to tell them he won't be playing in the game bc there is no way he will be able to get that A
THEYRE TALKING IN THAT IDIGAH LANGUAGE
margot is not for me but she seems like a good friend to him
ayo you know but hamilton seems like helpful
dont help him cheat
just help him study
yeah nah thats so dumb
yall deseve to fail
trust me i can say it bc i used to cheat in this one class
HOW OBVIOUS CAN U BE JESUS CHRIST
okay so margot likes isaiah but he is dating allison
so far im not as invested as i could be tbh
not the murder hourse being the new place
jesus this is so stupid
all of you deserve to die
all of you
so fucking dumb
like i get the rush of it. i've been in an abandoned psych clinic before a few years before it burnt down
but this? idk besties, you should know this is dumb
thor
he is obviously thor he has a blonde wig and a hammer
actual stupid people
dont go to the basement please
YES IT IS HAUNTED
YES IT MAKES FOR A GOOD PARTY UNTIL EVERYONE DIES BESTIES
so far i hate the main characters
dont go down there
dont go to the basement
dont walk TO THE DOOR THAT MAGICALLY OPENED TO THE BASEMENT WHERE A DUDE DIED
"i bet the fuse box is down there" - okay video game main character
oh okay so allison knows she likes him and is insanely jealous
girl why are you such a bitch to her?? she just didn't know to be late to parties
wtf
fuck them
yes walk down the creepy stairs
i hope u get hurt for being such an asshole cause wtf
stop exploring and just find the fuse box
ur not a video game there r no secrets to find
good attempt at the jumpscare. unfortunately not random enough
oh no the ghost door to the ghost basement closed how unexpected i'm so surprised wow this was so surprising omg
hes fine
he will walk up and scare you guys
SEE
i knew it
SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE
okay we finished the first half of the ep
2nd half reaction coming soon
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help i’m incapable of watching horror movies bc i’m a coward but you’ve posted about these scream 6 characters so much that now i am so interested in them. pls tell me about them if you want!!
oh you have just unlocked a MONSTERRJRDNDD HERE I GOO (spoilers for scream 6 will be included)
also sorry it took me so long to answer this i uh... had a lot to say
im gonna start with my faves THE TWINSS!! god i love them so bad okay so we have mindy whos a horror enthusiast/lesbian/stoner shes autistic AS HELL and was def born before chad cos he fr followers her around like a dog and takes notes when she talks (canon!) and chad is a himbo/jock whos just following the lead from the women in his life whether its his sister or the girl who used to babysit him and let him wear his favorite pokemon onesies and now is someone he would kill and die for or her lil sister whos just a lil loser hes smitten over fdkfjfk the twins are amazing their dynamic is classic lesbian/himbo solidarity (STOBIN TEAS) i just know growing up they would ask each other for girl advice and i KNOW mindy would do the opposite of what chad says cos look at how long it took him to make a move with tara jdfjkjkfjdf theyre an unkillable lesbian/bi duo and their mother is played by a lesbian icon theyre just!!!!!!!
and then theres the carpenters <3 first theres sam who’s suffered more than jesus himself. shes an older sister who just wants to take care of her sister and the kids she used to babysit cos all this terrible shit that happened to them is cos of her (in her mind!!) and then sometimes she hallucinates her dead serial killer dad who (to me) seems to represent the darkness in her while tara is the one who always seems to bring her out of that. their relationship was very strained after sam split and left tara with just their mom (who sounds like a fucking bitch!) so since coming back into each others lives theyve had to find a way to balance sam's overcompensating for being gone and trying to be glued to tara and tara adamantly trying to pretend nothing ever happened. but by the end of scre6m they seem to be on the same page and want to move forward together <3 tara is a lil sad wet cat who always just needs a fucking break!!! she has no interest in being part of some murder legacy shes just fed up and would like to have a lil fun take a load off!!! but ofc she cant so instead she has to start stabbing people like her big sis
they all mean sm to me THEY'RE A FAMILY THEY'RE UNSTOPPABLE I WOULD DIE FOR THEM. yeah i think that sums it up
#other random hcs i have abt them uhhh mindy and chad would choreograph dances to missy elliot growing up i think.#and then make tara and sam and wes watch#sam def had a crush on kirby in hs and tara knows abt it and teases her abt it still cos sam is DEF gonna take kirby up on that & call her#anonymous#sorry this is so long but u did ask an autistic to infodump abt their special interest so to be expectedfkllkdklfdlfkdf
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Everything about S1 of TMA from like, the last five episodes on is just really hype, but the final two episodes--which, alongside the closing statement of MAG038 really just feel like one long finale--kick it up to an wholly new level.
And it's very cool.
MAG039 is here,
and so is the worm wife
(and her worm kids)
(who are very hungry)
MAG039 is entirely and definitely my favourite episode of TMA thus far. It's got so much.
archives crew interactions. jon's facade finally cracking. joe spooky.
Okay so. I'm going to be all over the place with this episode because FUCK chronology apparently
So in my last post I mentioned I was going to leave my thoughts about the Table (You Know The One) for this one because. Well.
(Two for two for homophobic furniture :/)
Ironically the night before I listened to MAG039, I was discussing TMA with friend @jackassrabbit and we got to talking about the statements that had really gotten us, and I mentioned a very early statement that had still stuck with me--MAG003, "Across The Street."
I actually mentioned this in a post really early on in my liveblog tag, but the gaslighty unreality of someone being replaced but only you knowing is a deep seated irrational fear of mine. So I remembered this statement because of this conversation with my friend.
And then my friend said this:
Which, uh. Definitely put me in the mind to be paying attention and remembering MAG003, both because I was intrigued and it is, again, a personal fear I was now bracing for.
When I was joking in an earlier post about Sasha having the gumption of a horror movie final girl I should have know that was me cursing her to not have their survivability.
my friends who like to bully me so much
rest in peace queen
the MOMENT she went into artefact storage I was like Oh No She's Dead because I was now VISCERALLY REMEMBERING the MAG003 table and the fact that it was in there
Audio work was a lot for this episode actually btw
I had to yank my earphones out when Sasha screamed ):
HONESTLY I'm sad she's gone and I'm gonna be stressed about the FAKE SASHA NO ONE REALISES IS FAKE for forever but at least she went out as episode MVP
Saving Tim. Corkscrewing Jon's worms. Setting off the fire alarm. Going to bug Elias about Saving Her Boys. Sasha James I have feelings for you and now they are sad ones.
Speaking of feelings. Jon ♡
Glad to see him finally having that mental breakdown (they would soon regret this statement); when I said that I thought his skeptic act was breaking down around him j didn't think it was like. Actually an act?
Like Jon as a paranormal happenings denier has been super interesting because it wasn't a case of flat out denial, because there were things he clearly did believe in even if he was trying to rationalize it, so his confession that he's been feeling Watched this entire time and has been suffering Rampant Paranoia is...i have thoughts but theyre not solid yet. They're percolating.
Thinking back to how tired and strung out he seems post "real" statements now like I noticed with the knowledge that he Feels Watched during them is also like Oh That Makes Sense
BTW "you didn't...die here, did you?" would 100% win funniest line in any other episode but unfortunately here it has to compete with joe spooky, so
This conversation between Jon and Martin made my heart go aww though.
God. In any other episode Tim would have won MVP (unfortunately for him Sasha exists and never will again so SHE gets play of the game). Even though he didn't quite take the crown I love him.
WORM WKFE
hi jane
she says only one word but I love her so much
God this got long I will. Give MAG040 it's entirely own post and end this one here, I am so sorry.
#lyre does tma#rest in peace to an absolute queen#two of them actually#i am now just imagining how jon must react each time a statement DOES record digitally since we know theyre doing those too#a lot more of them actually#so actually it's probably more like#jon will be working through a box of statements#and he'll find one that glitches out his software#and just feel this DREAD creep over him as he suddenly feels like He Is Being Watched#i wonder how much of his paranoia is warranted and how much is just jon sims flavoured
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ask game: 5,8,9 ✨
5. Anything you haven't drawn yet but want to?
ough,, , ,
i already answered this with #Guys, but i definitely have more i want to do than getting Every Character Design Ever out of my system. some of it is trying to emulate certain styles? soviet art deco murals. 70s retro album covers. pulp sci-fi horror that's been scanned in badly. fake movie posters. fake video game mockups. and so on and so on and so on and so on.
8. What do you like most about your own work?
people point to this constantly, but im starting to be really proud of my sense of color? there's still room for improvement, and i can certainly stand to Get Funkier with it, but it's something ive developed an eye for and im really happy with my ability to make things click.
also, i realized i hit a point where im no longer intimidated by hands. im not gonna say theyre good hands, but i kinda understand how to pose them, which at least stops me from getting distracted looking for reference images and forgetting to ever finish.
9. What are you currently trying to improve?
every six months or so, i wake up in a cold sweat and realize i haven't painted any backgrounds in a hot minute and have to make the proper sacrifice to the art gods before i shrivel up and die. you've most likely heard this story before, from other burdened beings who are sometimes called artists.
this, usually, translates to me doing a study of a photo of some environment i found on pinterest. i dont... typically post those, because they're often a 1 to 1 recreation and i dont find them all that interesting? perhaps that's what i'm doing wrong, and i gotta start drawing OC bedrooms and the like.
its kinda a shame that i have yet to click with environmental art, because there are locations living in my brain that are just as detailed as my #Guys. i'd love to introduce the annals of the internet to some of my locational blorbos.
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Yesss omg I'm sure I'll have like a novel written about all my thoughts of the movie after watching it!! And toge with the spikey hair OOOF I was not prepared when I saw that image for the first time 😭 its tragic that there's no mahito or sukuna in the movie but I heard that toge gets a decent amount of screen time so that makes up for it ❤ I'm also interested in seeing yuta, from what I've seen in pictures he looks sad and tired which is right up my alley lol
SPEAKING OF 👀 Funouhan is also right up my alley, outside of anime horror is my fav AND sexy wicked guys is my all time favorite breed of men as you know so it sounds perfect 😍 I read what it's about and if I could just convince him to murder this pussy instead of another person that would be great 🖤
YESS MAHITO LITERALLY WOULD DO THAT JUST TO BE MEAN omg I've thought about this so much 😭 the fact that he can do anything to his body drives me clinically insane like he definitely would increase his size until you're crying not able to physically take anymore. And one word. MONSTERFUCKING. Like you know how they usually have different shaped dicks like some have ridges or like suckers ig you could call them? Like the possibilities are ENDLESS he could do ANYTHING and the thing is he WOULD too like you know this man would lay awake at night thinking of all the ways he could fuck you up, experimenting different things
I'm so excited to start aot now that I know you love it I will definitely be sharing ALL my thoughts on it LOL. I dont know much about it other than 1: I know for a fact I'm gonna wanna fuck a titan like its inevitable for me lmaoo and 2: they eventually gave it a metal opening song which is literally the COOLEST THING IVE EVER HEARD!? More animes should have metal opening and closing songs fr I'm sick of watching a dramatic badass episode and then having a cutesy pop song at the end lol. Also you dont have to worry about me watching anything dubbed I would rather die LOL. And for Levi I always thought Ok I could see myself liking him but then recently I saw a picture of him like all bandaged up or something ? and I was like WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE 👀😍 levi just looks mean (idk if he is he just looks it) and like he wouldn't take any shit and I appreciate that ❤ like definitely not the type to put up with a brat. idk if you've seen mha but how you feel about levi is how I feel about dabi LOL hes definitely my most specialist boy 😭 if you havent tho I recommend watching it but stay away from the fandom its literally the fucking worst 🤢
I definitely appreciated the tiktoks and it is motivating me even more to thirst over levi 🥰 definitely dont want him to put me in my place or anything 👀
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTRyYXqpD/
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTRyYwXd4/ IM SORRY I HAD TO BSGHAHA
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTRyYoX28/
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTRyYTKgK/
I keep forgetting to tag myself as jjk anon LOL but you always know it's me 🥰
YES I WILL BE SAD THAT THEYRE NOT IN IT but give toge screen time challenge 😤😤😤 baby boy deserves love and praise!!
OMG YES if you do read it there is a scene where you get to see him… cough cough in action (and I don’t mean killing 🤭)
I want to fuck LOTS of the titans okay don’t even feel bad once you’re into it we can talk ALL ABOUT IT and you may even inspire me to write some Titan fucking ❤️❤️
LEVI IS SO STRICT one of the things I love about him 🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️ he’s such a good brat tamer I SWEAR
I HAVE TO ADMIT I WATCHED THE FIRST EPISODE OF MHA AND I DIDNT LIKE IT but dabi has been on my radar because he’s very sexy so I am thinking about watching it for him if nothing else 😭 BUT FEEL FREE TO SEND ME THINGS ABOUT HIM ID LOVE TO KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR MANS EVEN IF I DONT WATCH THE SHOW
PLEASE THESE TIKTOKS ARE GOLDEN
I’m such a sucker for worm mahito 🥰 I’m sorry that I would also fuck the worm
I’m watching demon slayer now! Do you have thoughts? 🤔
DONT WORRY METHINKS I CAN TELL!
#jjk nonnie !#ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO INFORM YOU#one of the mahito squad gb fics is almost halfway done 😶
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my problem w the shadowed
Penelope writing here! I'm basically a month in and haven't done a cool post about it being the new 2024.... expect that in the summer/j
don't get me wrong I LOVE the shadowed kids- they're all nifty characters (fuck you Malcolm) and have their reasons to be sad BUT NOT GONNA LIE. THEY PISS ME OFF SOMETIMES????
"Hey warning Aster is feeling not so good and may in fact get harmed in the near future"
"Damn sad"
What the ACTUAL LIVING FUCK???? OH I KNOW THEYRE ALL JUST KIDS AND HAVE NO REAL EXPERIENCE WITH DEALING WITH MENTAL HEALTH BUT GOD THEY GRIND MY GEARS
even the nice ones are doing jack shit! UP YOUR GAME SHES ABOUT TO COMMIT FALL OUT NEST PEOPLE HOLY MOLY
I don't think this is the second time a situation similar has occurred, for a while Aster has been down in the dumps and Cindy has been flaunting her shit😭😭 GIRL THERES BIGGER THINGS THAN WATCHING HORROR MOVIES TRUST
Nah I swear some of these younger shadowed kids rlly just here for fun/j (WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SERIOUSNESS? WHAT HAPPENED TO "IF POLICE FIND US WE DIE"?)
Emmett and Xander the realest ones here tbh
Specific Malcolm slander
And YOU I hope you DROWN ALREADY YOU LOUSY PEICE OF GARBAGE- YOU CONSITENTLY PUT TJAY DOWN AND MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE THE BAD GUY when he DOES IN FACT HAVE A POINT!
Tjay literally had a soft moment going "Hey you all don't listen to me" TWICE and what do you do? YOU CONTINUE TO NOT LISTEN! SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DONT LISTEN TO HIM AT ALL DESPITE HIM TRYING HIS BEST
Malcolm you are a HIPSTER HYPOCRITICAL PEICE OF SHIT AND I HOPE YOU [the following has been redacted by a certain someone to keep penelopes dwindling image intact]I HOPE YOU STAY MISERABLE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIIIFEEEEE
Please, I'm not usually a hater of characters but HIM god I DONT LIKE HIM UGGGGHHHHH
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anyone who thinks slasher remakes post 2004 are good needs to be studied in a lab. or maybe theyre just straight and need to not talk about horror
#straight women will never understand horror rip to them but gays do it better#yes this is about the Netflix texas chainsaw#the gore isnt good its just cgi#bring back gooey corn syrup blood and killers that are actually interesting#i wont deny 09 jason was very sexy but hes not ken kirzinger and that movie missed the point of f13 anyway#but seriously ive seen clips of the new massacre and just....it looks so bad and all of those people need to die#im not gonna say tc3d was fantastic but it was easily the third best AND it had the respect of gunnar hansan marilyn burns and bill moseley#and it was a genuinely interesting story and like one of the few exceptions to the rule of 'victims arent everyday people'#which is the trend nowadays in slasher rip offs#this is going to be just as bad as leatherface 17#because you cannot relate to the kids that get killed and theyre tiktokers THEY DESERVE TO DIE!!!!#but they dont give leatherface enough personality to make him scary OR sympathetic#tc has always been terrifying because you KNOW bubba is a product of his environment but hes also SO BIG and strong that you cant get away#and you know this#old slashers were terrifying because theh could have happened to anyone#og tc is innocent kids on a roadtrip checking out an inheritance and they were normal humans for fucks sake one of them was in a wheelchair#new tc is a bunch of shitty influencers invading a town they had no right to be gentrifying#also its so fucking disrespectful to try to drop sally into the story#isnt marilyn burns dead anyway?#like yes it worked for Halloween because its fucking jamie lee curtis and shes just Like That and was set up for this#when she was in scream queens kicking ass like she always has#tc is too old and happened during the height of the serial killer fascination she would have run and never looked back#anyway i fucking hate new slashers (fear street and scream not withstanding because the franchise is still running)#and i dont think as long as theyre going to be bad and ignore the source they should be given money#especially by people who dont understand the draw of the source anywah 🙃#its about the revenge fantasies 👌 and the possibility it could be anyone#anyway i think i have to unfollow someone cause they just......are too straight to understand what makes a horror story good#also i have nothing against the collector it fits its genre really well but it is modern horror and idk if it should be called a slasher as#mucj as it is splatterhouse#but i digrest
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my brain is fked up after watching a few video essays about psychological horror movies bUT THats ok
#theyre so cool to watch tho like i just watched an essay abt midsommar and its just brainwashing and its very cool to watch#wait no that sounds wrong#i wasnt brainwashed i dont think but that was what the essay was about danny gets brainwashed by cult with constant pressure and reassurance#its constantlt taking up the headspace of the person so they cant process or actually think about whats happening very scary#and i was gonna watch one abt the truman show but im reading this is not the jess show rn and no spoilies lol#akshdkdh i am building my scarey stuff immunity#mmmm and dancing plagues or dancing til death stories too if i had a nickel for every dance til ya die story i heard id have two not a lot#but its funny that it happened twice#first the Hårgadansen pretty much dev il + fiddle tune= a party dancing to their death second the dancing plauge in france in 1518? somethin#idk but it was in france and all the officials did not a single helpful thing oh pennies and red shoes yeah thatll sure help#anyways i also like midsommar movie even tho i havent watched it 1 im too young to watch r rated movies 2 im too scared and emotionally frag#ile 3 i dont have time to watch movies and stuff lol but like its just messing with not only the characters psyche but qlso the viewers psyc#its all painted to be some kind of safe haven but really it was a pan into the fire situation for danny she gonna die and also the questions#the diverting was so smooth like eg u dont wonder what happens to danny at the end instead u get what happened to everyone else#spoiler: they all died im like 99% sure#psychology is so cool like brains are so cool askfhdfh and and and just how willingly danny gives herself over bcause of her mental state#THATS some scaryy shiz and blabla anyways the essay was made by acolytes of horror go check out prob better than my ramblings
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I wanna do an 80's campy horror/slasher flick, like fully shot with the old style cameras and everything, but where the girl who has sex and parties and drinks and smokes is actually The Final Girl.
Like EVERY trope tells you this is the one that's gonna die quick, even the slasher/monster is SPECIFICALLY trying to target her. But she's a tough broad who knows her shit, right? Like YEAH she likes fuckin and drinking and partying but she knows her limits. Knows to never let her guard down fully.
Is the one who (tries to) take all the others under her wing like "LOOK, i know you all think I'm fucked up, but you don't last as long as I have living like this without knowing how to handle your shit against dick bags like this [whatever theyre calling the slasher], alright? If you would just LISTEN to me, i can get us out alive!"
But of course no one does, except for the stereotypical Good Girl that's normally the Final Girl, and Promiscuous Girl is kinda surprised because that was the person she LEAST expected to support her. But Good Girl is like "hey. I know I'm sheltered. I don't know how to handle situations like this. but you've been the strongest out of all of us so far, AND the most honest and upfront. You say what you want, what you mean, what you need. I trust you more than anyone else here. Probably even more than myself. Tell me what you need me to do."
And then actually okay they're the Final Girls because they fall in love while fighting for their lives and live Happily Until The Sequel Movies After.
(oh dgmw they absolutely live through the sequels, just not necessarily happily. considering. it IS a slasher flick. MOST of the other people they connect with ARE going to die.)
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i love when the tiktok teens discover a horror movie from before they were born and turn it into a phenomenon and i cannot wait until they discover new french extremity theyre all gonna die
#is there a term for whatever is happening in indonesia yet because they are making#some of the most transgressive horror ive ever seen#its so good
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