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tarot-archives · 1 month

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Can I get a uhhhhhh laios with a guy/gn reader who has an equally autistic special interest in general biology and ecosystems that would 100% encompass monsters as well? Asking for a friend that just happens to be me (stg idk if I wanna smooch laios or be him tbh lmao)

an: though i haven’t written for an autistic yn, i’ll try to make it realistic. if i’d done something wrong, please tell me. i focused more on general dungeon ecology for y/n.

if marcille is studying about dungeon ecosystems while laios is more interested in monsters you would be the best of both worlds.

there’s just something thrilling about dungeon ecology, how it all interacts, every thing that fall under it and so on and so forth.

you’re a tall-man researcher, using every bit of your time to find out more about dungeons, and not just the ones in melini. it would have been good to join the magic academy, but since you don’t posses any talent for magic, you can’t enter.

it made you sad since they had a dungeon making class.

nevertheless, it won’t stomp your dreams of researching! you’ve read and copied countless of books you can get your hands on. eventually you settled in meleni where a newly discovered dungeon was found.

your room was filled with countless of journals, trinkets from dungeons and volumes of books you read many time before.

and on your first dungeon party, you were very ecstatic. too bad you had to leave because they’d only go to the easier upper floors. you wanted to head to the lowest level after all!

and that’s where you meet up with the touden party!

you will love marcille’s vast dungeon knowledge. she would love to teach you new things. much to chilchuck’s dismay, you have boosted her ego. endless praises for marcille and simply doting around her because she’s filled with knowledge.

“ah, long lifespans are so great. i’d spend all my life dedicating to dungeon ecology if i could” -y/n after every lecture apparently.

then monster facts with laios will be endless. he lent you his dungeon food guide and you surprisingly have a copy too! you took notes from the things he had written in the margin. much to chilchuck’s demise (again) both you and laios keep on talking and he can’t sleep :((

“eating monsters? can’t say i have thought about it, but do you ever think about their nutritional values? the high level of mana concentration must vary from non-dungeon born same species! This needed to be compared and studied!” -y/n when laios introduced his monster eating thoughts.

toshiro will have another person to ask about his life in the east. but he likes how you keep more time to yourself writing in the journals. he finds your drawing to be artistic. after seeing your difficulties with papers, toshiro will teach you about yotsume toji—a book binding process from his country. he’s happy to see you using it after he taught you.

though you won’t talk with namari much, you admire he strength as a dwarf. she keeps her past to herself, which you at least respect. but you’d talk about the different weapons used and other things she did as a blacksmith. her knowledge on materials is very handy. you write about the different dungeon materials on your journal along with the best weapons against monsters.

chilchuck, our lock expert, and the most unknown member of your party… you admire his knowledge on traps and have written about his experiences with various dungeon traps and ways of disarming them.

falin, she joins you as you ask questions to marcille or laios. she listens to you talk about your dungeon experiences and she tells you about her’s. you let her read the journals you made along the way.

On the day falin was eaten by the dragon, your journal wasn’t transported with you. So now, you join laios to rescue his sister and to save you journals!!

Request? Open!

#laios touden x reader #dungeon meshi x reader #laios x reader #torta talks

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sunshine-and-moonshine · 1 year

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How Cod Men Handle Harassment Headcanons

Requested: No

Warnings: Talk of harassment and general creepy behavior

A/N: No Soap this time because…..I’m tired and didn’t feel like it and wanted to get something out today

Ghost

Considering Ghost’s parents, his father definitely wasn’t someone who cared to help others, so if Ghost learned absolutely anything about how to help others in trouble, it was from his Mother. But it still wasn’t much at all, since she never really took the time to actually sit down and explain these things with him. So most of what he learned was on the go.

Ghost is very observant of his surroundings, and easily picks up on others’ discomfort and why they are uncomfortable. That being said, he’s not very observant to signals like an unspoken “help me”, things like someone running up to him and immediately being friendly in a “please, pretend to be my friend cause I’m being followed” usually go right over his head for like a solid minute. Not that he gets many of those, considering not just his intimidating physical appearance, but also the offputting aura he gives off at all times.

That being said, Ghost doesn’t hesitate to step in and get between people in these situations, silent as the grave as he sits beside a woman who is being harassed by someone, his mere presence enough to drive the vultures away. Or how he’ll loom over someone who looks like they’re about to hit their spouse, his own personal experiences with that type of abuse making him easy to rile up when he sees it happening.

König

König grew up with parents that were….not very empathetic, to say the least. In their minds, it was everybody for themselves, and if something were to go on right in front of their very eyes, they’d pretend they couldn’t see it. He recalls a few times when he was young when there was a person or two in quite visible distress, practically begging for help, only to be ignored. Instances such as those are part of what shaped König into the defender he is today. Someone who does not care how dangerous the situation may seem, as he’ll always be willing to lend a hand.

However his social awkwardness makes it very hard to pick up on any signs of distress from others, especially since he’s too focused on keeping himself calm in situations where he feels overwhelmed, like being surrounded by so many people on the street or in a subway car. If he does notice something, he’s quick to intervene but he’s doubting himself the whole time, wondering if this was all some big misunderstanding, which leads to him talking softly, almost inaudible. Which usually leads to the harasser believing that, despite König’s sheer size and mass, he’s an easy target and will back down.

He will not. If anything, this almost acts as confirmation that König is right, and suddenly all hesitance is gone and he’s dragging the assailant away, firm but not rough as he scolds the person. Almost like they’re a toddler. But if they persist in their attempts to hurt him than König will be forced to strike back, which will end uhhhhhh not very well for them.

Alejandro

Alejandro grew up with parents that very heavily tried to drill into him the importance of minding your own business, but to say that their words did little to deter him would be an understatement.

Alejandro is CONSTANTLY on the lookout for suspicious behavior, partly because of his military background and partly just because he can’t stand creeps. If he sees someone bothering anyone else, he might wait for a few moments just to determine whether it’s something he should stick his nose into or if it’s better left alone (ex: a simple lover’s quarrel), but if someone looks really uncomfortable or the other party is becoming rather forward in some way, he’s already up in their face. He wants to de-escalate the situation but he’s never very good at it so it usually just leads to fists flying.

Alejandro is ALWAYS the type to volunteer to pretend to be a boyfriend or father, friend, cousin, whatever anyone needs him to be if someone were to run up to him and ask for help. Or even if they didn’t ask for help and just ran up to him and started pretending, he immediately rolls with it. He’s also very adept at picking up on the silent pleads and warnings that most afab people use.

#cod #call of duty #mwii #mw2 #cod mwii #cod mw2 #call of duty mw2 #call of duty mwii #Simon riley #Simon ghost riley #König #Alejandro Vargas

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femscottlang · 1 year

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S&M -Part Two

Aaron Hotch X Reader

Summary: The new BAU agent has been very reserved. You rejected the offer to go out with the team on a Friday, already promising your friends you’d go out with them. Turns out you all ended up in the same club and Hotch sees a completely different side of you

Content Warnings: 18+ MDNI, EXPLICIT, absolutely filthy, I feel like desperate!cocky!hotch is a warning I have to make, uhh slight switch!hotch, switch!reader

Word count- 2k

A/N: UHhhHhh here you go yall fuckin asked for this

“You are seriously testing my restraint” he groaned, running his hands through his hair before picking up his drink and taking a large swig.

“I’m testing your restraint?” you asked with a scoff

“Yeah.” he said “I’m not the one wearing the little dress. Stop pulling at it, the fabric isn’t going to get any longer” he teased

You let go of the hem of your dress “I’m not the one wearing the tight shirt. We get it, you have a nice body.” you sneered, finishing your drink in order to maintain the confidence “rolling up the sleeves to show off your arms” you muttered, hiding a smile

He looked at you surprised with raised eyebrows before looking down at his choice of clothing “This does it for you?” he leaned back against the counter, smirking “Should’ve told me sooner, newbie”

You opened your mouth but no sound came out, just a shaky breath. No one has the right to look that attractive. You finally gained composure and said “It’s unprofessional to be flirting with a subordinate” mirroring him and leaning against the counter “And stop calling me that”

“Would it be too childish to say that you started it?” He asked with a chuckle that struck your chest like a brick. “What would you prefer?” he asked as you turned to look away from him in a desperate attempt to breathe. This made him lean in, whispering in your ear “C’mon. Tell me. I’ll call you whatever you’d like, darling” he coaxed, a cocky smile painted on his lips.

You shuttered before walking away without another word. You stomped over to your two friends “Do you two need me to stay or can you watch out for each other?” you asked, jittery with nervous energy “I’ll stay if you need me to.”

Your friends rolled their eyes “Go. Now. Before you second guess yourself” One says, nudging you back towards the bar.

“If you don’t go with him I will so make up your mind,” the other says, waving you away. You nod with a giddy smile, walking back to the bar

You went back to a worry-ridden Hotch “Are you alright? If I’ve made you uncomfort-” you shushed him which made him look at you with an amused smile “Are you seriously shushing me?” He took a step closer to you

“Yes I am, sir.” you stood up straighter “You’re an evil man, do you know that?” you asked, letting a small smile curl back onto your lips.

“Oh, am I?” he said, his fingers twitching. Wanting to touch you, but hesitant to make the first move even with the liquid courage. “What have I done that is so evil? Enlighten me.”

“That. What you are doing right now,” you muttered, letting your urges win and reaching out, running your hand down his bicep to his wrist. You pulled him closer “being all sly and charming.” you dragged your hand back up his arm to his chest where you could feel his heart pounding. He put his hand over yours “Do you see what you do to me?” he huffed, taking your hand off of his chest and pulling you out of the club.

“At least buy me dinner, Sir” you teased as you stepped out into the warm summer night. You watched him pull out his phone and order an Uber before he turned back towards you “Tell me no right now” he said sternly, facing you

“What?”

“Tell me no and we will pretend like this never happened. I will go home and go to bed and you will go back in and dance with your friends and go home with a random guy who you’ll never talk to ag-” You grabbed his collar and pulled him closer, pressing your lips against his. He swore his knees almost gave out under him as he gripped the back of your head with one hand and held you against him with the other.

you felt his hands tremble against you in stark contrast with him moving confidently to kiss down your neck, lightly pulling your hair to lean your head back. “Sir” you sighed, running your fingers through his hair

“Aaron. please. Call me Aaron.” he pleaded, stopping when his phone buzzed in his pocket. He looked at the car and then at you. you smiled and tilted your head “Are we gonna go or are we going to stand outside the club making out like we're college students?” you asked, smoothing down his collar and fixing his hair a bit

“Go. We’re leaving.” he said, his lips were the prettiest shade of pink to match his cheeks. He moved to the car, opening the door for you before climbing in after. you rode in comfortable silence, his hand on your knee to keep you from bouncing it. You got out of the car and he led you to his front door with one hand fetching his key out of his pocket with the other.

You studied his back as he walked ahead of you, admiring the way it flexed as he moved. As you were past the front door, he pushed you back against it. His lips on yours and his hands roam over your body, not daring to touch your bare skin. The kiss was desperate but soft. You were shocked at how gentle he was. He didn’t pull away as he led you into his bedroom, thinking that you deserved better than being fucked in his foyer

“God this is so unprofessional” Aaron mumbled against your lips as you untucked his shirt and began to unbutton it

You pulled away to smile at him “Should’ve thought about that before you started flirting with me” You pushed his shirt off of his shoulders as he kissed down your throat “Aaron…” you said under your breath, your head back against the wall

“You shouldn’t’ve worn this goddamn dress” He groaned, dropping down to his knees. You looked down at him, chest heaving with anticipation as you run your fingers through his hair. “What’s wrong with my dress?” You asked playfully as he lifted one of your legs over his shoulder. He kissed your inner thigh “Nothing. That's what's wrong with it.” you let out a surprised yelp as he lifts your other leg up.

He pressed his thumb against your core and you swore you saw god as he dragged his tongue up the clothed seam of your pussy, moaning against you.“These need to be off” he said, pulling them down just far enough to be behind his head “God I have thought about this too many times” he muttered, rubbing your clit with his thumb ��When you wear those little fucking pencil skirts. Every time you crossed your legs I couldn’t think” he confessed before kissing your clit.

You gasped “I wore those for you. I saw the way you looked at me” Your eyes rolled back, gripping his hair. You didn’t dare to look down until that moment, watching Aaron between your legs “God you’re fucking beautiful, Aaron.” You whimpered, grinding against his face. His hands wrapped around your thighs, nose nudging your clit with every movement of your hips. This encouraged him more, groaning against you. This was enough to send you over the edge, your head thrown back against the wall as he tightened his grip on your thighs.

As you were coming down, he didn’t slow or even pull away to breathe. You watched as his hips bucked against nothing “Aaron p-please- oh my god o-oh” you sobbed, pulling his hair to try and stop him from overstimulating you. He didn’t listen to your pleas, taking a hand off of your thighs and pushing your chest back against the wall. Once you came down from your second high, he finally pulled away, looking up at you with adoration. At that moment, Aaron was your disciple, worshipping you on his knees. In this act, he was trying to repent for the sins he had committed. When his tongue curled inside of you, he had sworn he finally made it to heaven. You pushed his hair off of his forehead, letting out a hum as you admired your slick smeared on his face. “Couldn’t even wait until my shoes were off, handsome?” you asked, taking one of your legs off of his shoulders so he was no longer supporting your full body weight. your breath hitched at the sight of him on his knees, looking up at you like you just fell from the heavens

“You- I just had to” he tried to explain, catching his breath “You’re addicting.” he insisted, pressing a kiss to your inner thigh before standing up “Should’ve done this months ago, princess,” he muttered, wiping his mouth with his middle finger before licking it clean. He gave you a cocky smile as you watched him with parted lips. You couldn’t believe this was the same man who barely cracked a smile for the first 3 months of knowing you.

You ran your hand down his abdomen and stopped at his belt, pulling it undone. “I’m addicting?” you scoffed, your eyes widening as you ran your hand over the outline of his cock in his slacks “If you could just see yourself…” you said as you went to get on your knees, pulling his slacks down with you.

He held his breath as he watched you pull down his boxers, freeing his leaking cock.“Please…” he begged as he stepped out of his slacks, not knowing what for. you dragged your tongue slowly from base to tip, caressing his strong thighs. “So pretty, Aaron,” you murmured, taking him into your mouth.

He tried to seal his lips shut, but the whimper slipped through. It went straight to your core and only encouraged you to take him further down your throat. He hiccups, pulling your hair into a ponytail in his hand. His hips stuttered, looking down at you desperately “Jesus Christ, darling.” he grunted, brows knitted together in pleasure.

he pulled you off of him gently and helped you to your feet “C’mon princess, lay on the for me” he said, nuzzling into your neck. you chuckled and pushed him back onto the bed “I think It’d be better if you laid back” you said, climbing on top of him. His eyes widened but didn't stop you. In fact, he encouraged you by grabbing your hips, grinding your core against his.

You let out a surprised squeak “I need you in me, Aaron please no more teasing” you pleaded, lifting up your hips and lining his cock up with your entrance. You shuddered as you slowly sunk, easing yourself slowly down into him until your hips pressed together. your ears are ringing, vaguely acknowledging his praise as you move against him.

“Look at you take all of me. there you go, take it all” he encouraged, aiding you in rolling your hips. “that's it- f-fuck.” he threw his head back against his pillows, bucking up with enough force to cause you to fall against his chest. you gasped and dug your fingernails into his shoulders, moaning into the crook of his neck as he set a brutal pace

“I'm sorry darling, I couldn't hold back anymore. S-shit you feel so good, princess,” he grunted, gasping at the feeling of you clenching around him.

You let out a choked sob “fuck I'm so close, Aaron please please” you cried out

“Fuck let me pull out, baby,” he whispered, his hands gripping your hips so tight that you knew there would be bruises. “Princess, please I’m gonna cum” You shook your head no, pushing your hips back against his to prevent him

“God, fuck- take it.” He let out a broken moan, pressing you impossibly closer.

He gently laid you down, kissed your cheek and went to the bathroom. He came back out with a damp rag “You feeling okay?” he asked softly, cleaning you up

you let out a tired scoff “Okay? I think you ruined all other men for me” you giggled

“Good.” he hummed, throwing the rag in the hamper and climbing back into bed with you “You won't need any other men.”

#aaron hotch fic #aaron hotchner #aaron hotch x reader #ssa aaron hotchner #aaron hotchner x fem!reader #hotch x reader #hotch x you #hotch smut #aaron hotchner smut

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hogoflight · 7 months

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on the topic of people wondering What The Fuck Is Up with This Guy my friend knows (TOA Apollo), Asclepius having to explain his father to anyone is. Oh boy.

You could say Asclepius lives on Earth / visits Earth much more than he does Olympus because his domain is completely and wholly centred around serving people and helping medical research come through. Additionally because he still finds Olympus and all of its posturing jarring, and maybe finds comfort in helping people like he used to and has done since ancient times.

THIS COULD ALSO MEAN that he has. Mortal friends. Which also means he’s had to have told them about his dad at some point.

Asclepius’s friend: How come we haven’t met your dad yet? Is he a prick? Asclepius: NO, no, my father was and is very kind and gentle to me, the problem is more that he can be rather… a bit much. He sometimes tends to be very… protective (VERY protective) of me (As in, the police get called). The problem is more that he can get a bit. Uppity? sometimes? He’s certainly been… cruel. More than his, or anyone’s, fair share of cruelty. But he’s improving? Asclepius’s friend: Oh wow. That sounds really complicated. Well what about your mother? Asclepius: WELL. YOU SEE. AH. OH GODS UHHHHHH-

They would make a conspiracy board for him being a gang leader (or something)! Because:

Had Asclepius’ mother killed (?!?! THAT’S HORRIBLE WHAT!)

Expressed deep, deep regrets and remorse about having Asclepius’ mother killed in a very “I was young, foolish and failed to think of anyone other than myself… I have worked with violence for a long, long time and have made many horrible, cruel decisions… I fear I am too long gone… but I wish to work with myself to be a better person, for my son whom I love dearly…” kind of way (in a mafia movie way).

Asclepius says he is in exile from his supposedly-infamously murderous family because they tried to kill him (and succeeded but SHHHHHH). And the one to order his death being his grandfather. Because he (vague conclusion through Asclepius being vague about his life) didn’t want someone to die -> didn’t want to kill someone? (“The pipeline is there!!” They say.)

Apollo going “ah yes I too share a great interest in medicine, like my dear son! Although my son is (proudly!) better at so than I am. Well, admittedly, I can sometimes tend to be, less focused on - y’know, helping someone injuries hurt less, you could say.” LIKE THAT’S VERY SUSPICIOUS.

(Ok but don’t worry Asclepius’ friends aren’t actually concerned about his dad being a mafia member at all because that would be actually Awful and Terrifying. This is an inside joke after Asclepius awkwardly explained his complicated relationship w his dad his friend was jokingly like “woah… that sounds like the backstory of a main character from a mafia movie…” and Apollo heard about his from the grapevine and immediately summoned like 20 identical cats for him to intimidatingly stroke.

The tone of the last section is making a fake BuzzFeed Unsolved / general conspiracy theory video w your friends about one of your friends. No one ever feels like they are in any danger and I imagine most probably know who and what Asclepius and Apollo actually are but tease them with this. BASICALLY THE JOKE IS THAT THEY’RE MAKING FUN OF MAFIA MOVIE STEREOTYPES AND THE WAY THE MAFIA IS DEPICTED IN MOVIES. WHICH IS VERY ROMANTICISED, OVERDRAMATIC AND SILLY.)

#apollo #toa #asclepius #coronis #gang mention

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macchitea · 1 year

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pssspsps *hands you my skyrim werewolf oc*

(cring lore dump below so my brain becomes normal again)

nirin's my bosmer werewolf dragonborn oc :D!! she's skilled in archery; sneak; and fire magic!

she's selectively mute!! and uses sign language; as well as a (very) limited version of dragon language to those who can understand it; namely paarthurnax; miraak and the greybeards.

she's also feral; an absolutel creacher; lives in the woods; and rarely interacts w/ society;

nirin; or 'nir in' is dragon language for hunt master!! its a name she came up for herself after paarthurnax suggested it. she doesn't actually remember her original name;

i like to think that when the events of the games start; or the moment someone is at the right place at the right time and gets picked to become the 'hero' of the games; they forget their name and a majority of their past life. she still retains her personality; skills and any uhhh;; adverse;; effects of her past!! she just can't remember it! one of these adverse effects being that she's a werewolf (meaning i have to use console commands to make her a werewolf immediately on every playthrough lmao).

as her name suggests she's VERY good at hunting! that's her full time occupation basically lmao. she sometimes visits the drunken huntsman in whiterun to 'sell' her catches, but its rlly just the concerned shopkeepers giving her normal people food and supplies to help her survive.

she has 2 main followers! lydia and miraak.

lydia is her first friend (technically caretaker) in skyrim. i like to think that jarl balgruuf assigned her to nirin out of concern for this Child being the dragonborn and tasked to slay Alduin of all beings, so lydia was tasked at making sure she becomes a well-adjusted person and doesn't bite as much sdfdffdjkl. lydia taught her the basics of reading and writing!! :D they parted ways a bit further into nirin's journey, specifically when she travelled to solstheim

oK SO a BIG part of nirin's character is her struggle w/ her dragonborn identity and the burden of her dragon soul. she 100% rejects the call to adventure, HARD. i hc that the dragon souls a dragonborn absorbs Stays with them in more ways than just making them more powerful; like,, the dragons' personalities, wills and their desire for domination stays with her, with the latter especially getting worse the more dragon souls she absorbs and it certainly doesn't mesh well w/ her werewolf nature fskfs. she comes to paarthurnax often for advice and companionship, but there's only so much he can do, seeing as he only has one (1) dragon soul and never interacts w/ human society.

this is where miraak comes in!!! :DD i've always thought the fact he's the First Dragonborn is Very cool, and that he can have some very interesting dynamics w/ the Last (nirin)!! like, the fact he's been dragonborn for thousands of years!! has killed MANY dragons before and very skilled w/ using the thu'um for combat!! in her story, miraak acts as nirin's (reluctant) mentor. she initially pulled him out of Apocrypha so he could take her place in defeating Alduin, but because of permanent injuries and a curse inflicted by Hermeaus Mora, he's been locked out of Sovngarde and isn't rlly in peak fighting shape to take on a giant dragon god. so he's stuck trying to make sure the last dragonborn doesn't die before she saves the world fjsflkdsjf.

nirin isn't happy about this, miraak is even mORE disgruntled about this.

in conclusion, nobody is happy in this story except for me >:)

if you've read this far uhhhhhh, ty for listening to my unhinged brainrot rant and also i am sorry fjsdlkfjsldkj

#skyrim #tesblr #skyrim oc #the elder scrolls #oc #help girl i accidentally looked into the tumblr tags for my fave skyrim character (miraak) and briefly got stuck in the tes brainrot #dw this blog won't become a skyrim/tes blog i swear; my brain's just in a silly goofy mood atm

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lovelybrooke · 10 months

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Bro, you don't understand the amount of brainrot you gave me from your HSR × GI crossover fic.

Cause like any generic person scrolling through the Yandere HSR tag, I came across your concept and was like, "Wow, that's cool!" It's not really common to see crossover fics between two of my favorite games, so I jumped at the chance and devoured your concept like my life depended on it. (I've already re-read it a few times since then 💀)

And your fic has taught me one thing about myself that I hadn't known prior to reading your concept...

I think I might have an addiction to angst 🤧

If ya wanna read my angsty thoughts, here they are:

When I first read your fic (or concept), I defaulted to a human reader, but then I was like, what about an immortal reader? (I.E. Adepti)

Cause here me out, the archon war was a devastating event, and during that time, it was kill or be killed. And if the reader (or darling) was present during that time, then they have most definitely experienced great loss watching as the friends they've known for so long dissappear from view and even after the war they still experience losses from the mortals they've grown close with when traversing across the nations.

And, of course, they end up in the HSR-verse, which is exceptionally cruel cause not only have they lost all their current friends but also getting forcefully ripped apart from their home.

Then, of course, they were found by Himeko and Welt, then brought the reader aboard the Astral express, and the rest is history within your concept.

Isn't it just cruel that the people you thought were your friends suddenly turned their back to your desires of going back to your homeland? 🥺

Anyway, Poll time:

I don't believe this is really important to add on, but it's an FYI... kinda... but I ended up choosing cryo (really hard choice between cryo and anemo, but Ganyu and Shenhe pulled me through on this one), and for the weapon, I didn't really know what to pick so I ended up picking polearm cause... Shenhe and Dan Heng...

What do you take away/gain from this?:

Absolutely nothing 💯💯💯💯💯 (I think)

What did I learn?:

Apparently, my first language wasn't Spanish, but actually, pain and suffering. 💀

What did I gain from this?:

My thoughts have been let free, and finally, my brain can (hopefully) turn off for a moment. (This can't happen. I get brainrots at 2am.)

Also, another fanfic writer who actually writes for my special interest (I.E. Spiderverse, Demon Slayer, TLOU)

That's all, I'm out!

- uhhhhhh, idk what I should sign with...

Number one, I’m super happy that you enjoyed the concept. Honestly when I released it I didn’t think people would enjoy it because how different both the games are, so I’m happy to see that people like it.

Number two, I do agree that reader being immortal would be really interesting. For the series, reader is going to stay human, but I do like the idea of reader being an Adeptis. Imagine the reader filled with guilt over the loss of their friends, attempting to protect their new ones even if it means their life. They’d feel as though it’s the only thing they can do to pay them back for helping them adapt to this strange world. Is definitely an interesting ideas.

(Also, if I’m being honest, I voted myself for Dendro and Claymore because they’re my favorites. But don’t let that sway your votes. I’m really interested in what the results will be).

#yandere x reader #soft yandere #platonic yandere #honkai star rail x reader #honkai star rail #yandere honkai star rail #genshin impact #yandere genshin impact #genshin x reader

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just-a-carrot · 1 month

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I'm planning on writing OW fanfiction, but I need to know a few things before I start.

What are Hunar and Cecil's star signs?

What kind of television, if any, does Orlam enjoy to the extent where he would cancel plans with his friends for the sake of watching it?

On a scale of 1-10, how easily do Gidget, Genzou, Iggy, Bucks, Hunar, and Cecil get scared? And, aside from Iggy, who is the most paranoid?

Does either Gidget or Hunar know how to crochet?

What are everyone's favorite colors?

If, hypothetically, Iggy, Genzou, and Cecil were to be, hypothetically, lost in an abandoned mall together, who would be the most upset (about the situation, not who they're with)? Same for Bucks, Hunar, and Gidget.

What is Cecil's favorite brand? (could be for anything- clothing, food, whatever) And what kind of music does he enjoy listening to?

Sorry for the long list! I just want to make sure all the information I use for my story is Carrot approved.

HELP WHAT A LIST OF QUESTIONS LKAJDFADSFA i-i shall do my best to answer them...

Hunar is Sagittarius and Cecil is Aquarius

Orlam would never cancel plans to go out to stay in and watch television I have to say... He would choose going out over just about anything else 🤣

Gidget: 5, Genzou: 3, Iggy: 10, Bucks: 9, Hunar: 7, Cecil: 1; regarding the second question, probably Bucks

Probably not??? I can't really see either of them doing it. If I had to pick one, I'd lean towards Hunar though.

I would say their fav colors are the same as their character colors as I really can't imagine any of them liking any different colors.

WHAT A QUESTION??? UHHHHHH. The first three, definitely Iggy. Genzou would think it's kinda cool tbh. Cecil wouldn't care and would just be normally disagreeable. Of the second group, I could see both Hunar and Gidget being rather upset mostly because they'd be afraid of getting in trouble or someone getting lost or hurt. Bucks would not be upset but would be split between being scared of every shadow and thinking it's the coolest thing ever.

He listens to classical music. BRAND???? Uhhh... that's hard... I'll just go with PG Tips Tea I guess kdjfads

CARROT APPROVED HELP LKDJFASDLFA I-I hope these help at least... 🤣

#ask: ow #ask: iggy #ask: genzou #ask: orlam #ask: gidget #ask: bucks #ask: cecil #ask: hunar

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cherryfennec · 3 months

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Hello 👋

So I got a question how would an a AU of luigi and Mr L getting separated would work?, like during the final battle against dimentio and after defeating him not only saved luigi but they also find out that Mr L is also there

Hi! I'll be honest, I have no idea. The concept of Luigi and Mr.L being separated never particularly struck my fancy when it comes to prompts but I can see why people like it. While I personally enjoy characters overcoming their inner fears and flaws by themselves, characterising those shortcomings and making them impossible to ignore by turning them into a separate existing being? It does kinda sound pretty fun overall.

So now with context knowing that this isn't my expertise, uhhhhhh I guess:

The Chaos Heart is beaten out of Luigi at Castle Bleck, while it evaporates it picks up on two contrasting personalities inside of our green man (one being the usual behaviour, second the persona, aka 'Mr L code', made by Nastasia and buried in the subconscious after visiting the Underwhere). Somewhat confused it splits Luigi into two and gives us the prompted situation.

Id assume Mario, Peach and Bowser would be shocked to see Mr. L becoming real, while Luigi would just be confused. Mr. L would be as well.

"Whos this guy and why does he look like me what??"

You can either turn this situation into one of comedic and kind of lighthearted nature or one with existential dread. Your choice. In either scenarios Mr L would probably stick with the reformed Team Bleck post game.

For the 'wholesome' part you could make it so Luigi tries to make Mr L be a better person and help overcome the issues he himself couldn't solve. It'd be like a friend that actually understands EXACTLY how you're feeling. Sounds rather comforting. Mr L could teach a thing or two about asserting dominance and style.

When it comes to the mentioned dread, you could make Mr L hate the idea he wasn't the og template. He'd be horrified of the thought that he shouldn't have existed, with the lingering question in his head being: 'What even is he???'. He'd either try to live his own life, create his own path and slowly accept the situation or turn into an active threat to Luigi, wanting the guy absolutely gone.

While it's not perfectly the scenario you mentioned I can recommend you maeries extra life au. It separates the two in an interesting way and the art style is very nice.

I have a recollection of there being a fic abt this or two but I can't seem to find them.

Like I mentioned before I don't really have any good ideas for this one. Sorry anon!

#askbox

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kaseyskat · 5 months

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happy wip weds uhhhhhh this fic is titled sparrow oak garcia's art studio for wayward teens in my gdocs and was largely inspired by musings with my beloved friend circle about how in a no-doodler world sparrow has the most potential to be The Adult Friend of the teens so yeah

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“Tell you what,” Normal’s mom smiles – the same mischievous smile that Normal must have inherited – and she pulls a card out of the pockets of her cardigan, offering one to Hermie. “This is a voucher for one of my lessons, address and all. If you ever need something to do on weekend evenings, or even if you just need a place to hang out, feel free to stop by any time. Any friend of Normal’s is welcome.”

Hermie, despite themself, takes the card.

Friend of Normal’s. They are not a friend of Normal’s, despite his best efforts. Hermie knows this, Normal’s other friends know this, and now they’re pretty sure that Normal’s own mom knows this from the way she watches them passively, like she’s waiting for them to snap and tear the card into pieces and shatter Normal’s heart in the same fell swoop.

Hermie refuses to give her the satisfaction. Instead, they swallow and plaster a fake smile onto their face, slipping the card into their pocket. “Thank you, Miss Swallows-Oak-Garcia,” they say, stilted.

“Just Oak-Garcia now, and you can just call me Sparrow. Makes it easier for all of us, hm?” Normal’s mom gives a little wave of her hand, gesturing Normal to her. “It was nice meeting you, Hermie. I hope I see you again.”

Another threat. Hermie bristles, but they keep the fake smile plastered on for as long as they can, fiddling with the card in their pocket. “Likewise,” they lie.

#dndads #kasey writes stuff #sparrow oak garcia #hermie the unworthy #sorry for transing sparrow's gender except no im not #its the vibes yknow. the vibes !!!#anyways silver and cookies inspired this one i hope i can finish it

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holly-opal · 5 months

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GARTEN OF BANBAN 6 REVIEW (SPOILERS)

This shit legit bored the hell outta me. There were a few good moments, but it didn't really save it.

The good parts.

I liked the part where Stinger Flynn and friends got hit by a bus. I liked the part where Bittergiggle and the protagonist had to fight off the slug things. Uhhhhhh- I liked anytime Bittergiggle was on screen. The bird up reference was cool except for the fact that the Euphoric dudes euthanized the man who came up with the word. I liked the part where the protagonist saw whatever that cow alien thing was in the treehouse place. I liked the part where the two golf balls talked on the medical room. And.... UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

The bad shit

It was boring as sin. None of the puzzles were fun or entertaining. They were long, infuriating, and lame. Toaster was a pretty cool dude in the first game, now he's a bit of an ass. The way nabnab transformed was pretty disappointing, I thought we were going to get chased by him and we had to work together to get away from Nabs or something. The part were we had to slowly move our drone in the darkness was boring. The part where we had to fight off little beak was stupid. We didn't get to see Surgeon boi. POTENTIALITY SECTOR???? HUH???????? I like to imagine that the employees were forced to do gymnastics to get from place to place, because these platforms are ridiculous. And the worst thing of all, THERE WEREN'T ANY BITTERGIGGLE X BANBAN STUFF! BRUHHHHHHHHHH!!!! THUS SHIT AIN'T RIGHT! BRUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Anyways that was my review bye

#garten of banban #askgartenofbanban #garten of banban fanart #garten of banban au #garten of banban rewrite #garten of banban banban #garten of banban redesign

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quitealotofsodapop · 8 months

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[HeroIsBack!SWK finds his Macaque clutching a strange stone oval that the hunters targeting FFM are very adamant on stealing...]

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Other SWKs opening a portal to see what's taking HeroIsBack!SWK so long, only to see him in a bloody battles aftermath, covered in a lot of blood, missing an arm and holding in the other arm, and staring with big pupils, HeroIsBack!Macaque, who is holding a stone egg and chewing on the missing arm (Flight or Fight makes ya do weird things it seems).

SWKs: ...

LMK!SWK: Umm...you okay, bud?

HeroIsBack!SWK, looking at the others now: I'm dreaming of a solstice wedding now.

I have a whole post I'm working on describing an idea for a HeroIsBack fan sequel, so Imma keep SWK and LEM's meeting short.

Basically once all the kids (minus Silly Girl who was unclaimed by any of the humans strangely) are returned to their parents, Sun Wukong goes home with his new little troop in tow. When he finally touches down though... Flower Fruit Mountain is still in the aftermath of the Burning and is constantly being attacked by human hunters and starving demons. Wukong does the king thing and goes to kill some hunters/save captured subjects.

He gets to the Hunter's camp; only to see the carnage of a one-sided battle, many of the hunters are already dead or gravelly wounded. His subjects are still in cages, but something is busy with the remaining attackers.

Then he gets pounced by a figure lurking in the shadows that mistoke his tall form for that of a man;

Sun Wukong is immediately in love.

This terrifying feral beauty turns out to be his Six Eared Macaque; currently on one of his many human-focused blood frenzys.

After a quick exchange, they realize that the other is a dear friend they thought lost to the War on Heaven. Things are adorably awkward even as they slaughter the remaining hunters together.

Accidental hand-holding occurs when they reach for the neck of the leader of the hunters.

Later once the fight has died down and SWK has released the imprisioned monkeys, the two warriors get talking.

SWK, messed up phyically from the fight (maybe looking for a missing limb): "So... the leader of those hunter. I heard you say that he'd Took Something from you?" Macaque, currently has SWK's missing arm: "Yeah. My treasure." SWK, takes arm back: "What kind of treasure?" Macaque, unstraps bundle from back: "This." *Treasure is a Stone Egg* Both Mystic Monkies be like: ╭( ๐_๐)╮ ⬯╭(๐_๐ )╮ SWK: "Well thats... unexpected." Macaque: "Yeah it sorta just smashed near me after that solar eclipse. For some reason the hunters really want it."

Later Macaque sees Wukong interact with Liuer in a very dad-like fashion and decides to ask.

Macaque: "The little monk. He is your cub?" Wukong, (chokes on piece of fruit): *begins realizing the parental-energy of his and Liuer's interactions* "Uh...." Macaque, smiling cheekily: "And he just *happens* to have my title as his name?" Wukong: "UHHHHHH..." Pigsy, butting-in expert wingman-mode: "He is such a good dad! You should see how he tends to the baby!" Macaque, eyes blown wide with excitement: "Baby!? Where?!"

Turns out the bloodthirsty killer Macaque is also a natural caretaker. Known as "Nanai Mihou" to the younger generation of monkeys on the island - much like how SWK himself is "Grandpa Sun".

SWK and Macaque are both having *feelings* about officially becoming parents (parenting Liuer / an actual future baby monkey), and maybe they might ask the other beautifully powerful celestial primate out on a date???

And ofc everybody can see whats blooming between them except the two monkeys themselves - they don't want to get their hopes up. Liuer gets frustrated and decides to pull a Parent Trap on them. Also Silly Girl turns out to be the child of a pair of Important Demons...

I have just realized that this plot set up is like a Hallmark Xmas movie, but with immortal monkeys.

But yeah the sudden shift in plot throws the other SWKs for a loop.

#monkey king hero is back #sun wukong #liu er mihou #six eared macaque #shadowpeach au #shadowpeach #jttw inspo character ideas #possible future fic?#blood tw #wukongverse

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curiositycryptid · 3 months

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Why I Think These Characters Are AroAce

Ok, I might include other characters in this one that I didn’t in my last posts since idk who should be in the friend group of aroaces cause it can’t have too many peeps.

Heather - When I saw how she clearly didn’t like anyone in s1-2 my first thought was aroace. She played with many peoples romantic feeling so obviously she didn’t care that much for relationships, I still think her and Alejandro can date but I still stand by my thought of her being aroace too.

Dj - well uhhhh, this one is mostly vibes, he didn’t really have a love interest either and seems to be one to care more for friendships than romantic relationships. Either way, he’s definitely ace.

Trent - Someone said on another post their reasons for thinking Trent was either aro or gay and I completely agree, I don’t know what post it was so if anyone knows please say so I can credit them! They said his love for Gwen seemed the cliche kinda thing like he thought that’s how he should feel. Also I don’t believe in love at first sight so it’s kinda odd to me how fast their relationship went.

Justin - The only person this man loves is himself. Prove me wrong /j (ok in all seriousness he just kinda has those vibes)

Courtney - She seems the type who cares more about her work than love. Yes, she did date Duncan, but perhaps that was because she thought she could ‘fix him’ like in the movies? Rather similar to Trent’s situation of following what he sees on television.

Cody - His crush on Gwen looked more like an obsession to me, it kinda looked like he cared more about ‘having a hot goth gf’ so he could boast or sum instead of him actually liking her that way. Yes ik this is a stretch but I’m just saying some small ideas.

Bridgette - uhhhhhh idk. I just think she seems kinda aroace? I don’t think I need a proper reason anyway so.

Noah - once again, no love interest until ridonculous race which I still haven’t watched yet so he still doesn’t seem the live guy to me since I haven’t seen him behave that way yet.

Gwen - I didn’t include her in my last post but still. Once again, like Trent, it was love at first sight. Which doesn’t make sense to me, it may just be that I’m aroace but I still know how love works and it’s not like that.

Also (IMPORTANT) I’m not saying you can’t enjoy any of these peeps having relationships because aroace people can still date, I’m just stating possible reasons they may be aroace, I’m not saying that Gwen and Trent didn’t actually love eachother or anything like that (for any of them) , I’m just saying maybe at first they viewed it that way because of amatonormativity but eventually really did fall in love? Anyway I’m finally done jeez I don’t think anyone is even gonna be bothered to read all this lol.

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themushroomgoesyeet · 1 month

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The sonic live fandubs have been rotting a hole straight through my skull so here are some incorrect arcana-ified quotes wheeeeeeee

(also tw for swearing ig)

The Devil, stepping through a portal from his realm hell: hi Lucio, it's me, the Devil™, I'm here to convince you to do sin! Come with me, steal candy from babies & small businesses!

Lucio, still in his mercenary arc & was just minding his business: I will never do such a thing! I'll sin my own way!

Devil: ok bye *sics his demons on Lucio *

Lucio: OK FINE I'LL SIN I'LL SIN I'LL SIN

Devil: *calls back the demons & goes back through the portal to hell *

Lucio: heh, works every time

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Lucio: *starts a plague *

Devil: heeeey that was pretty good, you got 16 sin points

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Lucio: *contracts the plague*

Devil: bing bong what's up you're doing a bad job

Lucio: I KNOW I'm doing a bad job!

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Lucio: *does plot stuff & destroys hell or something (idk what happens in Lucio's route) and comes back to the real world thinking the day is saved*

Devil, materializing with his entire army: ding-a-ling cock sucker! ok, you can't do that to hell and get away with it; I had to roll back TIME, do you know how much of a fucking logistical issue it is when you destroy HELL?!?!? that's MY HOUSE DUDE

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Devil: *about MC* who's that person? do you know them? are they a friend? that's kinda cool, are they alive? do you know them? are they alive? do you hang out with them? do you save them? that's awesome dude, I wish I had a friend like that, that could save me if I was ever in danger

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Lucio: *having flashbacks about the plague*

Devil: weeoo weeoo I'm in your flashbacks now, apparently you didn't save MC - you did a very bad job actually that's really embarrassing for you buddy

Lucio: wait, WERE YOU MC?!?!?

Devil: no I'm the Devil™

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Lucio: *becomes count & commissions a bunch of art of himself*

Devil: okay, that was like awesome - not a sin. you did just waste military money which is super funny, uhhhhhh...you're really really bad at this

Lucio: your standards are so fucked!

Devil: are you sure you're evil?

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Devil, at any given time: hiiii Lucio, it's me, the Devil™, I love you......I'm having so much fun with you

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Devil, after fighting Lucio & MC: hey what's up, I'm completely fine by the way you stupid idiot

Lucio: NICE TIMELINE RESET DICKNIPS

MC: actually, this guy never reset the timeline; you're kinda just really bad at killing people

Devil: yeah no I'm fucking with him at this point - you ever heard of gaslighting? that's like my specialty, I'm the Devil™. did you know that? hi, I'm the Devil™, nice to meet 'ya MC. I already know who you are - you kissed those 5 other people that one time?

MC: oh! gaslight me! gaslight me!

Devil: uhhhhh I already am, I was gaslighting you this whole time

MC: ohhhohoho cool!

Devil: shut up

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Devil: EEEEEEYYYYYYYYY, WHAT'S UUUUUUP, IT'S ME <3

Lucio: STOP

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Devil: it's really cute how you're gonna defeat me with the power of friendship & all but again I am the Devil™, from the Arcana™

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Lucio, infiltrating Vesuvia's government: ok, let's see, best way to sin.......killing the count

*Valerius walks by*

Lucio: new idea.....adultery

Lucio, meeting Muriel again for the first time in years: wait, I traumatized you as a child! that's badass!

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MC: Lucio, you're an asshole man

Lucio: you are what you eat MC

MC: wh-what the hell man......that was kinda sick

Lucio, surprised that joke worked: thanks, I worked hard on it

that's it I'm done good night everybody

#the arcana #the arcana game #arcana #arcana mc #count lucio #the devil #sonic #sonic fandub

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