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ghostedcas · 10 months

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riley family hcs:

tw: mentions of post-partum depression and psychosis, mentions of self harm, mentions of death/dying/suicide (no actual death though, everyone is alive!!), allusions to ghost's trauma

- matthew is a big batman enjoyer just like his dad, simon got him matching batman stuff all the time growing up

- matthew is also a big softie, big guy like his dad but is just an absolute softie (biggest animal lover fr)

- lyla's first word was tea because simon asks for tea so much when he's home she picked it up from him

- luka's first word was pineapple and it to this day baffles you and simon

- bug and matthew will never admit it's because they trained him to do it

- 90% of what simon drinks when he is home is tea

- he probably asks for tea at least once an hour

- "baby can you make me some tea?"

- "love, are you making tea? can you make me some too?"

- "do you want to have some tea?"

- "oh, while you're up can you grab me a cuppa?"

- atp just keep the kettle on 24/7 when he's home

- bug kept their middle name, it's joeseph <3

- true to their name, bug used to bring all assortments of bugs home with them as a kid

- literally just pulled a mf earth worm out of his pocket one night at dinner when he was 8

- simon and matthew freaked out

- "ew! why did bring that to the table?!"

- "bug you're gonna make me sick, please get that thing away from our dinner..."

- "matthew! simon! be nice!"

- lyla is a big daddy's girl, luka is a mommy's boy

- idk if i mentioned it before but bug uses they/he pronouns (will use she/her to spite people, only ever to spite people)

- matthew has beat up transphobes at school for bug (and would gladly do it again)

- soap tried so hard to convince simon to name a kid after him

- closest he got was matthew's middle name being john (he'll take the win)

- lyla's middle name is valerie (for the sole reason that mummy likes the song valerie a little too much, it kinda pisses simon off because it's so close to valeria but he lives with it and learns to love it every time he sees his lover dancing around the kitchen to the song)

- luka legally doesn't have a middle name, it's supposed to be spencer

- simon may or may not have forgotten to write it down on the certificate

- he was emotional, okay?

- at least he remembered to put his name there at all??

-he misspelled riley by accident the first time and scribbled it out

- when soap found out he refused to let him live it down and reminds him of it every opportunity he gets

- only for simon to remind him of the time bug shoved a snail down soap's throat when he was a child and soap actually ate it so he wouldn't hurt bug's feelings

- shell and all

- soap shuts up quickly after that

- uncle soap <3

- some sad ones comin your way besties

- simon wasnt exactly a good dad for the first couple years of matthew and bugs lives

- you were both young and he was still very unhealed from his (continuously growing) trauma

- a lot of fights were had

- a lot of simon just leaving in the middle of the night out of nowhere

- it took one really bad fight where you completely broke down in front of him for him to realize that he had to get his shit together

- family therapy appointment was booked the next day for as soon as possible

- truthfully he didn't think it would help, he's always been a big therapy hater

- but to his surprise it helped a lot, of course it still took some time and a lot of hard work but he did eventually grow to become a much better father and partner

- luckily by the time matthew and bug were in their most formative years is when simon had become a bit more stable and a better dad

- of course they still had to go through his deployments and the trauma of not knowing if their dad would come home, but they never ever experienced trauma at the hands of simon

- simon actually suffered PPD and PPP alongside you after you had the kids

- neither of you developed PPP until the twins though

- it was a very big struggle for both of you

- there was a short period of time where you actually had your parents take the kids because neither of you trusted yourselves alone with them

- his lasted much shorter than yours did though

- there was a period of time where you were still suffering both PPD and PPP while simon was deployed and it ended up with you and matthew in the hospital

- you hadn't intended to hurt him, he just happened to get in the way of you hurting yourself and you accidentally hurt him as well

- simon didn't find out until he came home from deployment and saw that you weren't alone at home with the kids but instead had hired a nanny who was trained for situations like this

- he felt awful that he couldn't be there for you when you needed someone so badly

- he could've lost you and he wouldn't have known until he came home

- but he didn't

- anyyywaaaayyyys, back to the happy stuff :3

- bug watches markiplier

- matthew watches buzzfeed unsolved (loves watching it with uncle soap<3)

- sleepovers at uncle soap's when he's off of deployment 🥰

- matthew had a habit of bringing random strays into the house from the ages of 6-10

- or even just random wild animals he somehow befriended

- get home from work and he's just sitting there on the couch with a raccoon in his hands

- you just stand there like ????

- "matthew, please get that thing out of my house..."

- "but why? it's nice mummy."

- "i know you think so honey, but it's really not. it's probably very dirty and wants to be left alone. they live outside for a reason, right bud? if they wanted to be in homes, they would be."

- "fine... five more minutes?"

- "two, no more, no less. and that include your saying goodbye time."

- "fine."

#ghostedcas #casper writes #ghostedcas: ghost #ghostedcas: riley family ocs #ghostedcas: bug riley #ghostedcas: matthew riley #ghostedcas: lyla riley #ghostedcas: luka riley #simon ghost riley x oc #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley fluff #simon ghost riley angst #simon ghost riley headcanons

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thestobingirlie · 7 months

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The thing is with the basketball stuff, it wasn't even from a Steve hater (debatable tbh) but from a steddie shipper lol.

I was like telling them about s2, and they were like, well, Steve's obviously lying in his essay, lol. Anyway, idk why, but this pissed me off so bad because the fandom makes Steve's character worse than the show did. I could write essays on how I hate Steve's progression post s2 and how it was ooc for him to act in certain scenes for the purpose of comedy instead of giving him depth.

Like their whole spiel was like Steve only played basketball bc his dad was on the team when they last won a game. Making Steve want to impress his dad but as always fails, instead of giving him a thing he's good at for once (like it's canon before s4 that he doesn't completely suck). Like, fr they claim to make it better but not really, they can't even admit that the show purposefully makes Steve look extra pathetic for comedy. And they just add to it instead of correcting the mistake. I swear if it was Eddie, they would correct mistakes left or right. Ironically, they were also annoyed with "wrong" headcanons for his character, but the same logic is never applied to Steve. I need to chill lmaoo it's not that deep, but idk it was one too many stupid take I read

yeah that makes sense with the conversation happening a little while ago. this fandom (and steddie shippers especially) loves making steve seem lesser than the other characters.

anyway, steve’s become more and more of a comedic relief character, and that comes with a lot of inconsistencies with his characterisation. which is annoying for a few reasons, but the biggest one (for me) is the way people jump on these inconsistencies to hate steve.

i think the obsession with making sports something that steve hates is an extension of that whole… alt is so much better and queerer, and jocks are all horrible people, etc etc. so, of course steve can’t actually enjoy basketball!! it has to be something forced onto him. he’s terrible at it! he wishes he could be like eddie!

(i do find it ironic the way people jump to eddie in the first episode as being ‘ooc’ when that’s… literally the real eddie. who isn’t on the run and traumatised. like, they see that as inconsistent, and just totally dump it and pretend it doesn’t exist, but anything to do with steve? nah, that’s just an excuse to mock him.)

it’s always deep to me <3 lmao

#steve harrington #stranger things #asks #anon

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desiccated-isolation · 3 months

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You can’t bs a BSer. I already knew what it was. I’m my biggest hater so I just don’t gaf 😂 but I do? Idk. I just kinda do something shitty not meaning to but also not putting any thought into it? It’s like “Oh shit again? Figured. Next.” Of course I love the people I care about.

I don’t know how to talk to happy people. It makes me feel bad because I can’t share that feeling. I end up spreading the misery so I stay away. But that’s not the answer either?

I know I fucked up but if I felt like sorry would change anything I would say it. But what’s the point of apologizing if I know I’m just destined to be the villain?

But instead of dwelling on that, I just accept it. If I continue to care, I 110% will kill myself. I wanna rip my hair out. I wanna rip my teeth out. Scratch my eyes out. But ya know what? Who cares? I don’t. But I do. But I don’t. But I do.

The only thing that will stop me is death.

I think about killing myself a lot but I’m too much of a coward so it’s just one of those things.

I’ve always been outspoken and everything that people are being told now, a lot of people already knew. It’s just annoying hearing it from all ends at the same time.

I don’t talk about my shit because I KNOW that people are going through worse and still manage to make it farther. I just don’t gaf. That’s their shit and this is mine. You think I want my brain to make me feel like I’m not even worth the air that I breathe? Nah. But I ain’t going to talk about it because, again, who fucking cares. Everyone has their own shit. Why am I important?

I adapt to those around me enough to get by (mostly). I over share. I don’t find myself anything special. Nothing I’ve done is special. I’m not special and I’ve never claimed to be a good person 😂 I don’t see anyone like that either tho.

Contrary to popular belief, I’m not jealous of anything. It’s hard to be jealous of people and things that you don’t value. I’m just extremely opinionated and more conservative. I enjoy arguing, not because I like to shit start, but because I enjoy learning that way idk why-

If anything I’d say I’m envious. I’m glad that you’re happy but I wish that could be me. I’ll clap for you but it’s a sad clap.

Then it’s like “okay get help” and I’m like “okay” and then it doesn’t stick.

I’m a miserable person. I don’t enjoy most things. Even the things I “enjoy” recreationally are just overused copes at this point. I don’t like me. Probably really like you.

Idk emotions are hard. People are harder. I don’t like feeling anything. Shit makes me miss the drugs fr. I’m scared if I went back down that path I’d be death tho 💀

So, yeah, not an official apology because I haven’t gotten that far with my therapist, but it’s all I got if you even care. I honestly don’t care if you care or not. I genuinely just enjoy talking and sharing things. Unfortunately, my drama is overdramatic and unnecessary. See yall next cope.

#bpd #splitting #depression #anxiety #attachment issues #toxic personality #borderline personality disorder #people pleaser #Rant #Vent #Cope #idk how to tag this #Dory Rambles #Dory shares her own secrets and finds out nobody actually cares LMAO

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roseposts-stuff · 2 months

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hello dear people!!! i ranked series 1 of doctor who a few days ago and decided now it's time for series 2!!! as i said previously, my reviews are like 98% based on Vibes and im also a pretty positive person so it's probably like 90% "!!!! I LOVE THIS!!" lmao. anyway, lets go!!

1. The Girl in the Fireplace - this was great!!! i loved reinette and im ALWAYS ready for timey wimey bullshit, drunk ten gave crowley vibes i lived for that and also im a fan of the random horse go king, and ofc the story overall was rly interesting

2. School Reunion - SARAH JANE SMITH SARAH JANE SMITH!!! need i say more? i LOVE this episode i liked having mickey back and meeting sarah jane and love a tiny bit of doctor angst and like the general Vibe of this episode is so good its one of my comfort episodes i would do ANYTHING for this episode y'all!!!!!!

3. The Idiot's Lantern - listen folks listen i LOVED the boy he was sweet and i loved the story and im always down for humbling bigots i loved rose and 10 sm and the setting was cool and i loved the way it's shot this is also such a comfort episode for me man i love it

4. Fear Her - listen i think this is kinda controversial BUT I LOVE THIS EPISODE its also a comfort episode, i love rose's characterisation and i loved the family it was sweet and i think the importance of the song was beautiful and i liked the idea of drawings coming back to life and i loved the mundane setting sm, also im not a timepetals fan but this episode was so cute man

5. The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit - this story is SO GOOD the side characters are great and like my interpretation of the "satan" is that it's not necessarily like the _satan_ but a creature that is the idea for that like they say in the episode and like to me that's such a great thing, if i try to explain how i think about that, this post will become way too long so i won't, and i loved how 10 really was like i love humans and kinda reminded how everyone is amazing it was great

6. New Earth - I LOVE THIS EPISODE cassandra-rose and cassandra-doctor were great and i loved the story and the hopefulness and happiness of the ending i just love it so much

7. The Christmas Invasion - i rly like the story, it was great having harriet jones back and i loved how much mickey and jackie were in this, i liked the introduction to ten like baby, my son, you silly guy why are you quoting the lion king i absolutely adore you you silly little alien

8. Army of Ghosts/Doomsday - it was great having mickey back and the story is great, it had some funny moments i had a great time, visually i wasn't too much of a fan so that's part of why this is so low, like to me one important thing is the visual aesthetic, the ending was rly sad and i need people to talk more about the doomsday theme it's SO GOOD it's so haunting and beautiful i'm going insane fr

9. Rise of the Cybermen/The Age of Steel - i like this story but tbh i'm not a big fan, somehow the overall Vibe™ is just not slaying for me, like somehow im a huge cyberman hater i'm not sure why, and idk i'm just not the biggest fan of this

10. Tooth and Claw - idk i'm not a huge fan of this episode, it's enjoyable and i like it while watching but overall i'm not a fan of the story, i'm not one for werewolves so maybe that's why, rose's outfit ate tho slay queen i loved it

11. Love & Monsters - even tho this is the last one, i do like it on some level, LINDA was SO ADORABLE and if we had followed them being silly this would 100% be a story i really like and also jackie tyler was great, but i don't like the absorbaloff. i just dont. also the ending 😁 you do what 😁

there we are then!!! here are my opinions:D

#doctor who #dw #doctor who series 2 #rose's doctor who ratings

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getsusekaii · 3 months

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Something I noticed being in mild Rika Brainrot.

She will be openly hostile to Maki (because yeah), Gojo (he opened his mouth and Rika just became his biggest op fr), Shoko (because?? she just hates women), all Kyoto students and staff (shes a day 1 hater), and especially to Utahime (reminds her of her mom) and Mei Mei (creepy ass money grabbing bitch).

However she will be neutral or even nice to Yuji (she sees him like some kinda puppy and will treat him like one), Megumi (unless he's crushing on Yuta, then he's public enemy number 3), Nobara (idk either), Toge (odd), Suguru (if he has a teacher verse, and idk why), Nanami (dad coded but she would be hostile originally), and Panda (because fluffy).

Yuta is his own category.

#✦ ・ rika orimoto #✦ ・ meta

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mybiasisexo · 4 months

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Hi! I hope you’re doing well! I don’t have any exo-l friends irl so I hope u don’t mind me talking to you for a bit.

I just wanted to say how proud I am of Baekhyun, Jongdae, and Minseok for putting themselves first. I truly think that the June 2023 lawsuit fiasco was the last straw for them in regard to dealing with SM any longer. Esp since SM didn’t put in any effort to protect Dae from the haters since his marriage. I’m also proud of Kyungsoo too. It’s clear that he was done with SM for a long while as it looks like he didn’t think about renewing his contract at all. Same thing goes for Yixing too. I’m just proud of our CEO line in general.

Tho, I just wish akgaes and solo stans would just shut the fuck up. Like if u don’t want to follow the group as a whole, fine. But remember your fave is a part of this group. You don’t have to like it, but you better respect it.

However, I am wondering why Junmyeon, Sehun, Jongin, and Chanyeol have stayed with sm as of now. I know they were rumors of SeChan leaving SM like CBX but SM denied them pretty quickly. I think Sehun and Jongin will have to wait until their enlistment is finished before they can do anything regarding their contracts. What do you think?

I’m good, and yes always feel free to talk to me, your auntie exol 😂😂😂 (unless we’re around the same age…then you’re an auntie too 👵🏾)

Yessss so proud of ceo line and cbx. The boys have been thru so much with sm like I ain’t ever see a company sabotage their biggest group like that. Why did it always feel like jealousy???? Weirdos fr

Ive never fully understood solo Stan’s. Like it’s one thing to fight for your fav if they’re being like neglected or something, but yeah I don’t get it. Esp with exo like ??? How can you not like the whole group??? Idk makes no sense to me 🤷🏾‍♀️. But yes pls kindly stfu exo will always be exo

To my knowledge (which is v limited so do correct me if I’m wrong) none of the other members have been confirmed to resign??? So there’s hope yet 😂. Altho I do feel Chanyeol would’ve immediately jumped ship. So idk. Maybe they’re waiting for sehun? But that doesn’t make sense cause I know for a fact the boys have known for a while what they were gonna do. I guess we wait and see. I’ll support them either way, but would be confused to say the least

#ask #anon

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jiamiuxin · 6 months

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i was watching a youtube video where it was like a kpop group visiting the philippines and one of the interviews had them trying different foods. this is besides the point but literally all of the interviews i watched were so good/respectful but this one was lowkey cringe aljdkfhal

anyway my main point is when i scrolled down i saw a comment that was like "they're just being nice. korean food is much better"

and i dont know why it bothered me so much. like recently i've been over that phase of "i wanna introduce filo culture to everyone" in a "i wanna prove that the philippines can be cool too" fashion. now i just think if someone likes filo culture then they like it, if not then too bad. bc ik myself filo culture is beautiful and they're missing out.

maybe i was too hopeful after seeing people receive groups like sb19 and hori7on really well. too hopeful that all of a sudden people would be more accepting to filo culture and all these self-hating filos would stop dick riding lmfao. maybe it was bc the comment was probs from a self-hating filo rather than a foreigner that it bothered me more. like i really do not get why some filos hate themselves. they're the philippines biggest haters fr

i do think people worldwide are starting to see our culture past the powerhouse singing, but there's still a ways to go. mfs being like "filo food isn't as good as chn/jap/krn/thai/viet" but others literally thought that abt asian food in general compared to western food. like form ur own opinions lmao

idk like im not even full filo and it's just kinda sad/cringe to see full filos hating on themselves and our culture. ur not gonna get that validation u seek so badly if u dont even accept urself lol

also im p sure those idols genuinely liked the food or AT LEAST they thought it was fine LMFAO like i saw another interview and they were honest when they thought a food wasn't to their liking or if it was just average in their opinion. bye

#rant #philippines #filipino #i hate self hating filos

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purrincess-chat · 3 years

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Cat’s Not-All-Encompassing Character Ranking

Okay, so I have to admit that I omitted a lot of characters I don't have strong opinions on. Most of them were one-off akumas, so don't get your panties in a twist, your faves are probably still on here (and ranked lower than you think).

As a preface again, these are just my personal opinions. They can't hurt you. You can still like characters more or less than me. And I don't care how you feel about them. This list is for me. And the person that asked for it. So shut up. Go make your own rank list if you’re so butthurt.

We're going in reverse order this time, starting from the bottom:

84. Gabriel Agreste- I mean, is anyone surprised? I am not private about how I think Gabriel should go to jail. Or fall off a cliff. Or be erased from existence. Rip to those that like him, but I’m different.

83. Thomas Astruc- Honestly, he’s down here on principle. Self-inserts are generally a no-no, and I just laugh every time I see him on screen because he really put himself in this show and said boohoo no one appreciates me XD

82. Bob Roth- I feel like this one should also be obvious. He’s just a dick. Terrible human. I give him 0 stars.

81. Tomoe Tsurugi- We all collectively hate her, right? It’s not just me?

80. Su Han- This mans has small peepee energy. And he bad mouthed Fu, so get FUCKED, my dude.

79. Rolland Dupain- Listen, I get it, he liked Marinette in the end, but I could do without the racism.

78. Nathalie Sancoeur- My opinion of Nathalie took a nosedive after the s2 finale. I just do not care that she is in love with her boss. Don’t care that she’s dying. Just do not have it in me.

77. XY- Justin Bieber ass wannabe.

76. Nora Cesiare- I didn’t care for Nora. I know Thomas loves her, but the overbearing sibling trope is tired.

75. Anarka Couffaine- I underestimated how much I don’t really like her. Like, it’s not full-on hate, but I just do not care for her.

74. Otis Cesaire- Got akumatized because a kid said he could outrun a panther. I’m still not over it, Otis.

73. Andre Bourgeois- No love for the crooked mayor. I hope your wife divorces you.

72. Alec Cataldi- The real villain of Stormy Weather. Like fr why is he such an asshole?

71. Roger Raincomprix- Is Officer Roger just doing his best? Sometimes. But like sometimes this mans just needs to take a chill pill.

70. M. D'Argencourt- Please get out of the 1600s

69. Ella/Etta- These two are basically the same character, and I am indifferent to both of them.

68. KnightOwl/Barbara- Listen, I would have liked you more if you were less controlling.

67. Majestia- Same as above, but like I guess I like you more

66. Theo- *Mean Girls principal voice* Stay away from underaged girls!

65. Andre the ice cream man- I just want a scoop of chocolate, Andre. Is that too much to ask??

64. Amelie Graham de Vanily- We haven’t seen much of her, but she seems like a snake bitch.

63. M. Kubdel- I mean, if my son wanted to resurrect an ancient mummy and believed in aliens, I’d give the family heirloom to my daughter too.

62. Jalil Kubdel- Lolol, buddy, pal, dude, my guy. Chill.

61. Vincent (Adrien's photographer)- Head empty. Mom’s spaghetti. Idk he’s alright.

60. Manon- I don’t hate Manon. She just gets on my nerves every time she talks.

59. M. Ramier- This mans got akumatized a billion times because he gets emotional about pigeons. I mean, honestly mood.

58. Mme. Mendeleiev- She doesn’t put up with Chloe’s shit, and we respect her for this.

57. Baby August- Someone just give this mans some food. He’s a growing boy.

56. Santa Claus- If I were Santa, I too would list Ladybug as the best kid in the world.

55. Art Teacher- He doesn’t even have a name, but I vibe with him. He seems like he likes to paint scenes of nature with his pet squirrels.

54. Prince Ali- Lil mans just wanted to have a good time. I can respect that.

53. Duusu- Duusu, I get that your Miraculous was broken, but get with the program, girl. You is a hostage.

52. Other Kwamis- Idk, all the ones we haven’t seen as much. I don’t have real opinions on them yet. Just neutral.

51. Sass- He gives me dad vibes.

50. M. Damocles- You go, you funky owl man

49. Jean (Chloe's Butler)- He deserves a raise. What is your name, sir? We may never know.

48. Mireille Caquet- She’s pretty cute. No complaints.

47. Aurore Beaureal- Baby’s first akuma. I love her design. She’s a cutie.

46. Claudie Kante (Max’s mom)- This womans just wanted to go to space and live her dream. We stan a hardworking queen.

45. Hot Dog Dan- I like him more than Andre the ice cream fraud. Sure, my hotdog might turn me purple, but if I ask for chili on it, I bet he’d oblige.

44. Nadja Chamack- I mean, she’s doing her best.

43. Audrey Bourgeois- So, as I said in the episode ranking, I have a love-hate relationship with Audrey. She’s the worst, but that’s why I love her. I love her ironically. Like, yeah she’s atrocious, but I just want to watch her burn the world.

42. Luka Couffaine- Directly in the middle, like he’s always been.

41. Nathaniel Kurtzberg- My opinion of Nath improved after Reverser surprisingly. I ship it.

40. Chris Lahiffe- I like Chris better than Ella/Etta. He’s just a little mans out here living life wanting to grow up. Don’t believe it, Chris. Stay little forever. Being an adult suuuuucks.

39. Fang the Crocodile- The goodest boy.

38. Nooroo- I just want to give him a hug.

37. Mlle. Bustier- She’s doing her best, but I mean, when ya whole class keeps getting turned into supervillains, I’m surprised she’s not an alcoholic.

36. Penny Rolling- I just like her. I think she’s neat.

35. Ondine- Mermaid queen! She’s so sweet, and I love her with Kim. I hope we see more of her in the future.

34. Marc Anciel- Marc is a little cutie bean. Idc if he’s based off one of Thomas’s irl friends. He can stay.

33. Wayzz- He loves Master Fu so much I cry.

32. Felix Graham de Vanily- I know everyone hates canon Felix, but tbh he exudes massive chaotic neutral gremlin energy, and I actually kinda vibe with that. And he pisses with his uncle which is a whole ass mood.

31. Tikki- Tikki is very cute, but bby please work on the preaching. You don’t always know what’s right, babe.

30. Sabrina Raincomprix- Sabrina deserves better. I hope we see good things happen for her.

29. Lila Rossi- Surprised? I actually like Lila. The first fic I ever wrote for this fandom was a Lila redemption. I think she is a good antagonist and foil to Marinette. I absolutely want to see her get dunked on in canon, but that doesn’t mean I hate her.

28. Wayhem- I don’t know why, but Wayhem makes me laugh. I love him XD

27. Uncle Cheng- He’s just a good mans with a birb who wants to make you tasty food. What’s not to like?

26. Trixx- Trixx shot up after GoS. Chaotic bean make Eiffel Tower go bendy

25. Jess- She’s pretty cool. She’s a vibe.

24. Aeon- The cutest bean!!! She saw Adrien and Marinette and said yep. Those two are meant to be together. Jess, we gotta make it happen.

23. Ivan Bruel- Ivan is such a gentle bean. We love him.

22. Mylene Haprele- Smol

21. Fei Wu- I still have not watched the Shanghai special with subs, but I liked her.

20. Gina Dupain- The grandma I aspire to be.

19. Marianne Lenoir- I love her. She is good. She and Fu are so cute. And she seems like she would have kicked le ass back in the day. (and even now)

18. Rose Lavillant- I am so excited for Pigella!! Rose is too cute. We love her.

17. Gorilla- aka Adrien’s real dad. If the series doesn’t end with Gabriel getting yeeted into the stratosphere and Gorilla adopting Adrien, I don’t want it.

16. Clara Nightingale- She’s in love with Marinette. You can’t change my mind. 16 is also how old I hc her to be, so don’t nobody come for me.

15. Tom Dupain- Most. Supportive. Dad. Soft bean. Just wants to make you fresh bread.

14. Sabine Cheng- Good mom vibes. We love to see her.

13. Juleka Couffaine- Shy goth bean. Just wants to have her picture taken. Definitely a lesbian. We stan.

12. Nino Lahiffe- The goodest boy. He’s just out here doing his best, loving his friends.

11. Chloe Bourgeois- Chloe is another one I have a love-hate relationship with. Her brattiness is funny to me. We had high hopes for her. Honestly, she ranks this high because I like to play with her in fic.

10. Max Kante- He smol and smort. And I adore his friendship with Kim and the fact that he made an AI himself at 14. What a legend.

9. Alya Cesaire- Rip to Alya salters, but I’m different. Outside of Chameleon, Alya is fine. She’s a supportive bff. All yall people that are mad she doesn’t kiss Marinette’s ass all the time need to go out and make real friends. I said what I said.

8. Alix Kubdel- I love Alix. I love how she is always so done with all the lovey-dovey bullshit. She is tiny queen, and Bunnix, while OP af, is still super cool. We love to see her.

7. Kagami Tsurugi- I will fight anyone who shits on Kagami. She has done nothing wrong, you guys are just haters. All she did was exist, and yall said, wow what a toxic bitch?? Disgraceful.

6. Jagged Stone- We are going to ignore the deadbeat dad trope that canon thrust upon him. He is a Marinette stan, and we love that.

5. Kim Le Chien- I really love Kim, you guys. Does that surprise you? Listen, my favorite male character types are sweet beans and himbos. Kim is both of these.

4. Master Fu- If you didn’t pick up on how much I love Fu from the episodes ranking, then idk what to tell you. I want him to be my grandpa. I would trust this mans with my life. He did his best. You paint those pictures, you funky little man. I love you.

3. Plagg- My galaxy trash man. Love him. 10/10 chefs kisses all around.

2. Adrien Agreste- The biggest Marinette stan there is. I just want him to kiss her on the face. And marry her. Idk, I just think that would be neat if he could do that. I just want good things for them.

1. Marinette Dupain-Cheng- Honestly, are you surprised? I have always been and always will be a Marinette stan. If you expected anyone else to be in this spot, then clown suit rentals are off to the left.

#cat speaks #cat spoils #character ranking #okay fr tho dont ever ask me for anything ever again #take your complaints to your dashboard button and off my blog #idc if you dont like my ranks #theyre not for you #heck off

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