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snackugaki · 1 year

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i gift u this, resident softboy @knightish-knight

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inkskinned · 2 years

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not to romanticize my mental issues but sometimes having adhd is very useful because today during a meeting that could have been an email i kept thinking about crabs wearing small tophats and having little dancing parties and how they'd sound in tap shoes.

and when my boss was like "raquel what do you think?"

i was like "well, i think the others have made good points about this, of course, and i'd be happy to circle around later on it, but i'd love to take a moment and resonate with this before offering my own suggestion. i want to hear what others think before anticipating the client's needs."

and then i went back to not listening but this time it was imagining snails that joust.

#me: hehe funny #the hatemail: you should be fired immediately the fact you are scum enough to NOT LISTEN #in a SINGLE MEETING #that was about a project you DONT WORK ON #means that you are EVIL and SUCKING UP TIME #like bro .... idk how to tell u this sometimes people be in meetings they don't need to be in #i only got asked to participate bc there's an element of the project that resembles #a piece i wrote a while back #and i know this element exists bc #we've already had a meeting where i told them what i did how i did it and what i suggest #so there's nothing else for me to add really #also im close with all the coworkers who are working on that element #and they just gchat me their questions #idk how to tell u this but someone zoning out in a single 30 minute meeting where they LITERALLY #don't work on that project ?#that's just fucking anti-capitalism baby #i was being a revolutionary

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spamlets · 5 months

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satan df oh boy what’ll he do… watch out eve there’s a hot snake man who’s gonna offer you a really sick deal on apples

#distant frontier #iterator logs #rain world #rain world iterator #uhhh what the fuck else do i tag this #yeah hes fucking satan #bro has big demon horns and rules over a place called ‘paradise’ idk what to tell you /j #i just think hes neat #bro idk about you but if i was eve rn….#*gets shot*

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nordicbananas · 3 months

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OH YEAH

I did some "research" on Sym so I could hopefully get the drawing feel right to his personality, and I found something that just BROKE ME.

So I'm just gonna give you lots of pats and me lots of pats because I was so stunned I forgot to tell you about it.

I'M GONNA GUESS. WAS IT A FULL SCREEN ART. AN ILLUSTRATION OF HIM FALLING. THERE WAS A PINK CREATURE TOO???

(bro u drew his hair so amazing... I showed twiggles and they were like "WOW!! WOAHHHH!!!!")

vuhdvjhdvihdvuhdjvh yea the lore you unlock with him is CRAZY and i like. almost cried during getting him to max but it's all okay now it's all okay

#bro.... i was distraught #but lmk if ur okay with spoilers!!! I can tell you about what you might have seen :)))#the other sym art is like. every time someone sees it on my phone while I'm looking through my exo folder they're like “WOAH THERE”#and then I have to explain the context cugdcugdvgucug #sym beloved.... meli wanna know something funny #one time. in the epilog. if he's living with you #everyone will get too adjusted to him being humanoid. and almost forget that he's not.#and so the next day #he comes back from The Wilderness (idk what else to call it ugxxgu) as a swarm of bees #and the epilog said it like #“it was really weird to know that sym was those bees but hey. that's him. and you wouldn't change a thing :D”#I WAS DYING HCGCHGHCGYCF IT WAS SO FUNNY I LOVED IT #of course he would do that. he's sym that's what he does

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skullsandcorals · 1 year

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @justonemorechapternicercy!!! I love you SO much and I can't even begin to express how much you mean to me. I hope you like what my ass managed to put together. I love you :) 💙

(click for better quality if you're on the mobile app. don't repost.)

Keeping Percy by Geneviev

“Of course, there could have been another common factor, or it could have been a weird coincidence, but as a demigod, he was too attuned to this kind of weirdness that he knew he was right. Once again something bad was happening, and he, Percy Jackson was in the middle of it.”

#LITERALLY RUSHED THIS SO MUCH OH MY GOD MY PHONE COULDN'T HAVE CHOSEN A WORSE TIME TO BREAK #But anyway #pjo/hoo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #drew tanaka #bro what is their ship name #nico x percy x drew #pjo fanart #my art 💙#for gen #my beloved <333 #do I tag anything else. idk I'm loopy #anywayyyy Happy Birthday Gen and I hope you feel better soon :( ily 💙#so was anyone going to tell me that my loopy ass got the order of the colors wrong or was I just supposed to find that out myself #drewcico #percico #drewcy

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goofenschmertz · 4 months

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SAME GUY DIFFERENT FONTS

#what #asgore #asgore undertale #asgore deltarune #ashura #ashura palia #palia ashura #asgore undertale and ashura palia are the same person confirmed #anyways they're both my dads sorry i don't make the rules #i think im gonna make ashura my shepp tbh #they act and look similar idk what else to tell you bro #palia brainrot #toby fox brainrot

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coridallasmultipass · 4 months

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(Sorry in advance for censoring my text, Tumblr is weird about banned words and I'm mad my last post has been invisible. Sorry if you've seen my last post before it went invisible.) So, I guess the Tumblr purity hammer unalived the post I made last week about having a FREE BRO STRIDER COSPLAY BL0W/. JOB GIF SET on my Only Fans. It's FREE, but I'm gonna put a price tag on it in a few days. So. This is the last chance to view it while it's free! Adult people only please/you just need a free OF account to see it. Only Fans dott c0m slash xoxoCori (I'll put the actual post link in the replies). Not e%plicit preview under the cut:

Kn1ves aren't allowed on OF so this is the outtake. The rest is e%plicit POV of a Br0-./job. There's no kn1ves or weird sh1t in the actual content.

#i fucking hate tumblr i didnt even know my last post got sniped like it doesnt tell u or let you look at it #u just suddenly cant find it on ur blog anymore and u gotta go to the mass post editor bc it doent show up anywhere else #homesmut #homesmut cosplay #bro strider cosplay #bro cosplay #bro #striders #bro strider #god im SO embarrassed about posting this again i was just gonna rb the last one and be like 'last call' but now that i know its invisible #like what if no one saw it at all and has no idea i do this kinda content? thats sad #so whatever sorry for posting my face again and about my ... content #im not tagging this one bc idk what sniped the last post #tumblr so funcki gn arbitrary i hate censorsh1T #me #selfie #gif warning #piercings #snakebites #septum #i think all those tags are safe i was able to search them on mobile hmmm #what tripped the hammer hmmmm maybe the OF link? so ill put it in the comments

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bandzboy · 1 month

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you know what is funny? i saw someone pointing out this on twt yesterday but some people claim that they understand boycotting but somehow… SOMEHOW… don’t understand why hybe needs to be boycotted but this honestly just tells me that these people aren’t even participating in the general boycott and genuinely don’t understand why it is needed at all 😭 which is embarrassing i will say

#boycotting is easy people act like it isn’t bc #their comfort is being compromised and so they wanna act like victims #bc we are telling them they should boycott a fast food restaurant #or a company their faves are under #and i will say this if you truly support your faves #you would let companies that employ zionists #get away with this #and even tho yes these artists are under these companies #they aren’t their company #every other day i see people tweet/post about how they hate #company x y and z but the moment we ask you to boycott kpop companies #you are all up in arms bro #idk what to tell you people anymore other than you are dumb #and you are letting this shit happen bc you can go on a day #without streaming #i would even say if you TRULY love these artists’ music #you would do ANYTHING to listen to it if it means download that music somewhere else like #let’s be honest some of you aren’t even here for the music and it shows #tris.txt

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zdf · 1 year

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smh can't be single in peace, coworkers be telling me why i don't have anyone

#its hard bro #idk what else to tell you

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smol-tired-binch-blog · 11 months

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Hello may I interest you all in literally the roughest comic sketch I have ever made in my life

Yuko has very thoroughly burrowed herself into my brain so I wanted to quickly sketch my idea for her and Kiryu meeting after TEN YEARS IN THE-

#smol makes art #Yuko Lives AU #yuko nishikiyama #kiryu kazuma #im SORRY Kiryu looks so BAD i dont ever draw him and i dont know HOW to draw these characters hkhhjbkbkj yall see my vision tho right?#this happened purely because i like the idea of Yuko ALSO hitting us with a 'ten years in the joint' i find it particularly amusing #i love her so much you guys and im just spinning her and Nishiki in my brain and trying to think up what they got up to for those ten years #this is fun i dont usually get invested in fandoms and much less AUs!!! im fuckin writing for this thing!!!#if the writers arent gonna give her character then i'll do it my damn self hjkgvgkvh #(also idk if u can tell but i like the idea of her and Nishiki looking VERY similar which is an extra like 'bro how tf dont u recognise me?'#ya get me? but tbh i relate to Kiryu if u change ur haircut im not gonna know who u are even without 10 years in prison hbvhjbbkbhj)#anyway yeah. sorry he looks particularly bad but hey i think the composition's decent? maybe i'll make this properly. someday #better yet someone else do it ivhigkvjgvkhgvgyk

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deus-ex-mona · 1 year

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we are united in a common cause on this ✨#blessed✨ day

#hi bots why do you keep liking my lxl posts lmaooooo they aren’t even good mans #n o t that any of my posts are even good to begin with but… my lxl posts are the worst of the worst o k #i mean. they’re p much bot bait at this point.. well! at least the bots like ‘em fruity too~~~~~#though. speaking of this hellsite.. does anyone else get annoyed when the dumb app makes you follow people you’ve never heard of?#like i can never tell if someone i’m following has changed their url or if they’re someone the ‘site possessed my account to follow #like… well… backstory time: i originally made this account to browse the ship tags for a c e r t a i n ship from a c e r t a i n fandom #back when the year was still somewhere in the 2010s i think.. then i lost interest in the ship and the fandom (rip 狛 x 日 y’all the ogs)#and then i deleted the app without having ever followed any accounts. but when i next logged in a few years later. m a n.#i was following some account that i’d never even heard of lmao. like whoaaaaa who you #the account seemed to have been abandoned though.. but they made some really pretty non-fandom art i think…#idk i just thought about it bc i keep seeing accounts i don’t recognise on my dash and i m just like w h o y o u 👁️🫦👁️#i feel kinda bad when i see posts from the accounts that use this site like an actual blog y’know..#like there you are; using the site like it was probably meant to be used.#while im just here making shitposts and the occasional tl for a small-ish fandom #hm. i think i could make t h e most boring blog ever if i ever tried to be a blogger lmao #like i once made a w o r d p r e s s jokeblog that had nothing but a post about kale chips on it… i think #i wonder if that site is still up though… can’t rem if i deleted it or something… o h w e l l #o h c o w. what point was i trying to make again? i forgor—#though. speaking of cows. ‘cow’ (in a c e r t a i n c h i n e s e d i a l e c t) was allegedly my brother’s first word as a kid #and yeah. it was directed at yours truly. (sadge) to think that my bro learned how to talk just to insult me..#brothers amirite? (truly sadge……..)#it is suiyoubi my dudes

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tariah23 · 9 months

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Why did this random white person comment on my post talking how problematic and evil the boondocks is for black people to watch just because I mentioned it in the tags of a random old personal post-

#weird #I went to their acc and they made a whole call out post about the boondocks I’m like man huh?#the post wasn’t even talking about the show i literally just mentioned it while talking about something else much more serious and it was #from years ago idk how they happened upon it 🚶🏾‍♀️#rambling #white/nbs never learn to stay in their lane whenever they talk about black shit it’s crazy to me #the show and comics have never been perfect but I’m sure that most of us are aware of that #it’s just a form of social commentary and that in itself is never a bad thing just as long as you can take what’s important from it etc etc #they were going on and on about how Riley is a bad person like bro he’s literally an easily influenced 8 year old they were talking about #his character as if he was a grown man #its always uncomfortable seeing whites and nbs heavily criticize things that were never made for them to begin with #because in gen #they don’t understand or ever try to get us ever and we’re always at a crossroads tbh #there’s never an in between or middle ground or bridge being built between black folks and nbs it’s always us and then them both in rl and #in media/ the art that black people create to tell our stories and various perspectives of live etc etc #I’m going on and on about nothing rly but anyway stop being weird about stuff that was never made with you in mind to begin with you really #don’t have the context for majority of the shit that you’re even talking about most of the time

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worstloki · 2 years

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My brother watched the Zeus vs Thor fight and stopped it to ask me, loudly, why Thor has Loki’s name tattooed on his back.

#literally what was I meant to say to him #like idk man you tell me why he has his brothers name on his back with like hearts and stuff #it’s sus #there’s nothing else I can say #that he felt the need to ask is so funny to me #nervous laughter from me nervous laughter from my bro literally what else can be said

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todayisafridaynight · 1 year

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cant believe masumi and sawashiro tried to end generational trauma and one of them got his body dumped in the river and the other was hauled off to jail for murder cause he wanted to make his baby happy

#snap chats #this post sounds insane but let me explain #masumi had a shitty mom sawashiro had a shitty dad #Boom Theres A Baby and its a baby with serious health conditions #bros are doing THE MOST not to be like their shitty parent now my god look what happened #sawashiro i cant confidently say Good Job King cause you did put that baby in a locker and caused this mess #you get an A for effort i guess idk your son called you a lost puppy and thats hilarious #masumi was king tho. bro did anything and everything king you didnt deserve to be ol yellered 😭#masumi and jo being masatos parents But Not Like That has been tickling my brain for days can we tell #its just so funny like. did yall ever talk bout it or was it just a silent acknowledgement #or was masumi just 'oh hes so loyal to the family thats sweet :)' and think nothing else cause i mean Youre Right but my god thats funny #i already made and posted my comic bout it ik but still funny that jo decided killin masumi was too far #blah blah blah cant take out a patriarch but what bout your babys dad blah blah blah lmao #alright im done being insane bye

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welcometoteyvat · 9 months

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"the narrow eyes of Asians would be true purely because of the region"

my good brother in christ, DIE.

#went into the zhongli tag. day ruined #'I had almost no experience drawing such an appearance.' YEAH I CAN TELL BY HOW U REDUCE BEING (E)ASIAN TO JUST MONOLIDS AND NOTHING ELSE.#im sorry but also fucking saying this about GENSHIN of all things get a brain idiot #every character in the game has big ole anime eyes #including every single character from liyue and inazuma #like idk what a way to tell me that you haven't met a single asian person in your life and still think of us as stereotypes #i hold a special place of hate in my heart for people who. draw characters from easian media in a ''''''''realistic'''''''' style #and then make their eyes the stereotype slit eyes or otherwise hella fucking ugly . and justify w 'realistic style' 🤓🤓#bro just say youre still xenophobic and go #anyways whatever. killing and maiming but in my mind.#the other thing abt this that makes me angry is this is literally zhongli. he's the epitome of chinese coded in the game. and then ur like #'he MUST have narrow eyes' DIE! fucking why was that comment necessary FOR GODS SAKE . he's chinese in ways that are not phenotypical #anyways whatever idc if op sees this if it's ignorance theyre on thin fucking ice and if its racism then im glad if it ticks them off #ramblings!#the kicker is also i wouldve rbed that without thinking twice if i didnt read the fucking caption. it was decent art but never fucking mind

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ariesbilly · 11 months

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“let me justify why its actually ok to laugh at people dying even if theyre rich” let me ignore you completely :)

#like.... bro your vibes are rancid idk what else to tell you

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