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Was thinking of the Star Sanses and how Ink and Dream are both Guardians and a random thought came to me. If Blue were to be chosen as a Guardian or earn that title somehow... he'd be a Guardian of Empathy. Although knowing hin his title would likely be Knight and not Guardian but that's jsut a random brain thought so who knows...
… Look.
Ok look look.
Maybe not a Guardian, cuz Guardians and gods are usually a part of a balance in these worlds and idk what would balance Empathy off the top of my head, but Knight on the other hand—
Blue’s like. Dream’s “underling” for lack of a better term. Not below him, so to speak, but a helper. He doesn’t serve Dream himself, but he assists in keeping Dream’s side of the balance, therefore, he COULD be considered Knight of Empathy and good feelings mayhaps… And if it was made official, maybe Blue’s technically a demigod?? Or demiguardian??
Which makes ya wonder if that’s the same for the Gang, but Nightmare just never gave them official titles. Can’t let it go to their heads—
#food for thought#for sure for sure#idk if I’d do anything with this kinda concept but it is fun to think about o-o#asks#undertale#undertale multiverse#star Sanses#Dream sans#swap sans
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okay but like imagine a bully leon that's actually so subby when things get real…. like idk what it is but there's really something about guys that look kinda dom on the outside actually being really submissive on the inside…
Imagine some kind of high school or even better, college AU where Leon's kind of an asshole to you first semester, and then you scheme with your friends to get revenge … just not the way he expected or smth, maybe at some cliche party you end up one on one with him and after some kind of heated confrontation you make your move, and even though his bully side tries to resist, his subby side pops out and he eventually gets reduced to a begging, sobbing mess. And you just mistreat him so well, he gets all clingy and pathetic by the end of it, all whiny, and you're almost rough with him, getting him so needy and then forcing him to apologize so much and beg, and acknowledge idk something like he was wrong, you're the best, etc, he needs you
I think this would work maybe with RE2 Leon the best, but RE4 leon possibly? There's really just something about RE2 leon being subby and RE2 leon being a really bratty bully type
But yeah smth like brat taming with leon or something!! Maybe even spanking if he was that much of an asshole lmaoooo
(sorry if this sent twice i was having issues with tumblr)
this is a wonderful concept and all but be so for real my guy leon could not be a bully. especially re2 and re4. he’s too sweet and gentle to ada in re2 and ashley in re4 to ever truly bully someone.
buuuuuuuuut since u already got this idea so flushed out i might as well add to it!! sorry this isn’t as long as i’d like to to be i couldn’t really think of anything else to add!!
sub!bully!leon x slight mean dom!reader, no pronouns used, afab body parts mentioned.
leon likes your attention and feels like the only way he can get it is to be mean. the first time you both met, you didn’t realize he was trying to talk to you and just walked past him (with like earbuds in and stuff) and he was so heartbroken.
so every time he sees you in class he’ll be rude and abrasive, calling you insulting nicknames and stuff. he kinda likes the face you make when you get mad, the way your eyebrows furrow and your eyes stare sharply at him.
he’s also kinda mean to your friends because to him they’re an extension of you.
at this party, he’s been drinking, not too much because he’s cautious but enough to where he’s not completely sober. you as well.
you both start arguing when he bumps into you and knocks your drink out of your hand. he says a lot of cruel things that make your heart ache slightly. he’s so needlessly mean that you’re getting fed up with taking his shit.
you take a step closer to him, finally willing to do more than stand your ground, but actually fight back, “do you just want me to hate you that damn bad, leon? because you really seem to enjoy pissing me off.”
his body feels weak at your cold tone of voice. he’s suddenly not the evil, monstrous man that made fun of you, embarrassed you, called you names, talked down to you. he tries to keep up his front, but you see it cracking.
“i know you like it,” he says, “like it when i’m mean to you, don’t you? you want me to call you names and make fun of you, kinky bitch.”
you scoff, looking away from him. he couldn’t be more wrong.
“what? you think i’m wrong? prove it to me, prove that you don’t like me like this. show me that you’re worth anything more than being the dirt beneath my—”
“shut the fuck up, leon,” you groan as you come closer to him. it’s what he was afraid of, and god you’re so close to him… he’s worried he might explode from nerves. your hand presses against his chest as you push him away, and then suddenly, you’re up against him, he’s pressed against the wall, and your hand is back on his chest.
“uh, i.. i—” he says.
“what’s wrong? lost the ability to speak?” you ask him rhetorically, smirking, “you did get something right, i am a kinky bitch. just the wrong kind.”
“what?” he asks breathlessly. he looks like he’s about to pass out, face red, hands shaking. you would want to soothe him if he wasn’t such an asshole, “wrong kind?”
your hand on his chest drops to his crotch, groping him over his jeans, and he fucking whimpers. already. you come to the realization that leon kennedy, the bastard who’s been torturing you for months on end, is a fucking sub. good god.
“wait wait wait… hold on… i- what are you doing?”
your smirk grows, your breaths and sighs are satisfied, contented with holding him here, watching him stutter and whimper, “awh, i will admit. you’re much cuter when you’re not using that mouth to be rude. much, much prettier…”
his face is already red, his ears too. he looks messy, fragile, adorable.
“p-please,” his voice breaks, and you know you’ve won.
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“stupid, stupid boy, thinks he can be mean to me? messed with the wrong girl,” you say, patronizingly soothing as you run your fingers through his hair, his cock buried inside of you as he hides his face in the crook of your neck and shoulder, “you should say sorry, baby, for what you did to me.”
“fuck, i- i’m sorry, okay? i’m sorry about what i said to you a- and your friends! i’m sorry!”
you scoff, “no, you know that’s not good enough, try harder. tell me how pathetic and dumb you are.”
he whines, his lips pressing against your neck sweetly as an apology, and as a way out of giving you a real one. he grasps onto your body like you’re his only anchor to stability and sanity.
you try to coax him out of his shyness and get him to tell you all the things you want him to say, “c’mon sweetheart, you gotta tell me. tell me how mean and degrading and cruel you were to me, just to be my stupid, obedient boy after i flipped it on you. the second i was a little mean to you, you completely gave in to me, didn’t you?”
“y-yeah, i… i’m sorry, i know i haven’t been- ah, good for you, but please let me be. give me a chance to be good, please. i can be good.”
you just laugh, clearly annoyed with him, “stupid fucking thing, thinks he can make me forgive him by begging to give him the grace he never gave me. you will have to earn your forgiveness, baby.”
he whines, “can i please fuck you? please? i’ll show you how good i can be, how good i can make you feel, i’ll so whatever you say i promise!!!”
“no, sweetheart, you’re going to sit still. you’re going to cry and weep and sob about how sorry you are, about how much better i am than you, how you don’t deserve me or my pussy, and how badly you need me to treat you like you’re nothing.”
#i’m sorry if this makes no sense#can u tell i have no experience being bullied 😭 i’m so sorrry to anyone who has#this concept isn’t really my vibe so i’m sorry if i didn’t do it justice :/#sub leon kennedy#leon kennedy smut#resident evil smut#sub leon kennedy smut#leon kennedy resident evil#leon kennedy x reader#leon kennedy x you#leon kennedy#resident evil
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Body Exchange Program Part 1:
It all started with an app service called the Body Exchange Program, or B.E.P. For short
The concept of the app was to make a way for people to experience different types of lives, and it did just that. By swapping 2 peoples body’s
Of course it charged a small fee tho, however nothing too extravagant, just 100 dollars, pretty cheep compared to flying or driving somewhere else in the world for a vacation…
I was your typical skater boi, skinny as fuck, 4pack abs, but faint, really only had them cause I’d be too high to remember to eat, oh did a mention a stoner haha? Vaped, even had a bunch of different colored wristbands I’d wear all the time.
Growing up was kinda boring in my small town, nothing really to do besides skate around town and get High with my friends, which I was perfectly fine with, until I discovered I could have more
When the internet first discovered this app, the world went crazy, and I could see why, a lot of out of pocket swaps that you really wouldn’t think were Consensual like 50 year old bears swapping with 20 year old twinks started happening, really strange when those same duos decided to change from the temporary option to permanent, which both accounts would have to go into there settings and select.
My story starts shortly after I made my account and Input all the typical information you would as if goin on a dating website, with a couple extreme questions for your account, like dick size, kinks, ideal body swap
Account summary:
Tanner:
Age: 18
height: 5’10
weight: 135
Location: Kansas
Penis size: 5.5 inches
Kinks: body swaps (duh?)
Ideal Bodyswap: city boy, college, fit
Interests: smoking pot and skateboarding with friends
End summary.
The next day, when I woke up a received a notification at like 2 AM from someone that was a 100% match… not hard when you have such a short requirement list, wanting to do a 72 hour switch for the weekend
It was from some guy named Kyle with a summary of his account
Kyle:
Age: 21
Height 6’2
Weight: 195
Location:Florida State
Penis size: 8 inches
Kinks: anal, Asian chicks, Bodyswaps
Ideal Bodyswap: country/small town, stoners , people with fun lives
Interests: working out, fucking, drinking
Not seeing a picture or anything I decided to just press accept… I mean after all Kyle fit all my Criteria, bear minimal I could hope for is he isn’t ugly or fat, but since he’s interested in working out, and fucking, he’s gotta be some sort of catch, and boy was I right
The moment I pressed accept a 15 second timer started warning me to prepare myself, so I sat down… but that still didn’t prepare me for what was waiting on the other side
I snapped back to consciousness to me suddenly flexing my muscles in front of a mirror
“Wow I’m a walking cliche” I said outloud, of course a gym rat would be wearing a wife beater and checking himself out in the mirror lol. but I can understand why, I look fucking great. I said to myself while continuing to flex, normally I wouldn’t cause a bag of bones like me had nothing to flex, but now that I do…. Well… you know what they say, when I’m Rome
At that point I started spouting off random shit just to hear myself talked, I found my new deeper voice amusing
After a short time of making poses and just making faces in the mirror taking in my new alpha jock boy look, I receive a messaged from my old account
Tanner(really Kyle): hey bro, thanks for swapping with me, you’re kinda a bit scrawnier than I expected but at 135, idk what I should have expected haha. Anyways like I said thanks, I kinda just want to take a break from the way I party all the time, kinda hard to get and smoke weed around there without getting busted by cops or ratted out on by some of the basic bitches there…
Kyle (really tanner) it’s all good man, ya I really just wanted to get that college experience for a bit, go to some parties myself haha, I’ll be sure to keep up that reputation you clearly have haha. And ya, I know I’m scrawny, hence why I wanted to swap with someone fit, anything I should know about?
Tanner: ya, when you go to a party and the bitches try to get with you, try not to get hard untill it’s time to lay it down, otherwise my dick kinda hurts from being restrained in my pants, and the bulge is very noticeable too when it happens… guess I’m also curious what having a average dick is like, weird that I can’t swing it anymore
Kyle: thanks for the tip
I immediately closed out the app and proceeded to tear my shorts down at the speed of which you’d think someone was about to get assaulted, and they/it was about to get assaulted by my hand
“Jesus Christ” I said shaking to the left and right, I can actively smack myself with my dick, that’s so cool bro…
I started going though his texts, with my hand slowly stroking my new huge rod, untill I found a recent text from some chick that invited me to a party, scrolling up though it I saw her nudes she had sent Kyle before
My semi grew into a full on hard on and at that point I had to use all 8 inches of my glory, right?
After I busted a nut I left the mess on me and sent her a picture of it saying “can’t wait to see you”
When I showed up to the party I was immediately greeted with a budlight platinum, and was surrounded by friends/other party goers who new me
After having 6 beers, shit talkin with the new homies and trying not to blow my cover, that I’m not really Kyle, I finally saw the chick I was texting earlier and once we made eye contact, she made a jerkin motion with her head to the stairs, which she then went up.
Feelin a hardon starting to come, I quickly let my friends know I had to go, and rushed up the stairs, once I broke out of the group I could hear one shout “ya right, your going to fuck Jessica aren’t you!?” I turn around walking backwards and yell “fuck ya bro” as I corrected myself and bolted up the stairs
Once I found what room she was in, she was already naked, bent over, hands tied to the bed post with a ball gag in her mouth, she clearly knew what this guy liked, and not wanting to cause suspicion, I went with it
Climbing onto the bed I dropped my pants and spit onto my dick, sliding it into her ass, i came here to fuck, and fucking the dog shit out of her is what I was gonna do.
After that night I knew I couldn’t give this life up. Drunkenly checking the settings of the app I saw it, the make permanent switch
I clicked it and it sent me a message sayin waiting for the other swapper to agree
No way in hell was he gonna agree to keep my twinky body and lose almost 3 inches… “FUCK how can I make this permanent” I thought to myself
Rereading our messages it hit me, I’m signed in as him, all I have to do is sign into my account and accept, I mean it’s like 3 A.M, no way is he up/received this yet
So that’s what I do, moment I agreed to make permanent, my dick got rock hard at the fact that this is how ima always be now, college city boy, big dick alpha jock, could I have even asked for a better combo!
Next morning I got a message from Kyle from his account, he must have signed into his account since I signed him out of mine
Kyle: aye bro you ready to swap back yet? I kinda got caught smoking pot at the park in your body and got arrested, your other stoner friends bailed me out bro…
Tanner: dam that sucks bro, too bad it’s not a me problem tho
Kyle, how is it not a you problem? I kinda fucked up and I’m sorry bro
Tanner:cause, it’s your body now, the swap is permanent, check the settings
Kyle: …..
Kyle: wtf bro this isn’t what I asked for, I just wanted to smoke some pot and maybe not have such painful erections when my jeans can barely hold my dick for a bit
Tanner: good then bro, glad your happy you got what you wanted, I’m happy too, this body is fucking rad my guy, I don’t know why you’d give it up, I typed gaslighting the fuck out of him
Kyle: idk how you did it, but I know I didn’t agree to a permanent swap, my default setting is temporary and I don’t accept random permanent requests… nor would I send one
Tanner: oh but you did ;)
Kyle: just wait till I contact support, I hope they put you in the body of a fat old man for punishment. Rot in hell asshole
Edit: sorry for another fucking mini Novel basically lol
I’d like to give @tfstation a special thank you for letting me use one of his old story concepts (the concept of BEP, not the actual story, I wrote that) anyways lemme know what y’all think!!!!
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Talking about Characters from the Iliad/Odyssey that I liked a lot :3
(Alternative: I just talk about people who were on the page for like. A minute and then nothing because I really just wanted to talk about characters who weren’t like. As well known as others?)
Every day I fight the urge to talk about how much I dislike Song Of Achilles-
Okay anyways I wanna talk about characters from the like Iliad-Odyssey (sadly not Aeneid because I haven’t read that yet) that I really like because they always balance out the anger I feel when thinking about the artificial divide that had to happen between Pat and Achilles over Breisis is TSOA because-
Okay, okay aaa that’s not what this is about. If anyone wants to hear my thoughts feel free to tell me because I’d gladly give my take as someone who just kinda knows the myths and vibes with them (there’s a reason the Iliad is my favorite book)
Anyways characters/probably historical figures(??) from the Iliad/trojan war era and the odyssey that I really liked beyond like. The main crew. While I ramble note that I am just someone that likes these guys. I’m not giving amazing riveting new information. I just don’t really want to write out the SoN re-imagining nor do I want to try and revisit the Machaon and Podalirius concept work I was doing (or potentially mess around with some Ulysses dies at dawn concepts because aaa-) okay- okay,
I (obviously) like Machaon and Podalirius. Like I said I have some concept sketches of them buried in my Ibis paint somewhere. I really liked seeing them mentioned in the Iliad when they were, and the two of them just feel like an interesting concept to explore if I ever do more like. Actual mythology not just Pjo stuff here on the blog. Also this is devoid of anything but they have good character to bounce off each other and they live in my brain.
Palamedes! He’s not actually in the Iliad but was a prince who was in the Trojan war. He was the dude that had to fetch Odysseus and he’s also really interesting and I like thinking of him as the ‘straight-man’ to all of Agamemnon’s stuff before Odysseus took over the roll. I also really like his story :3
Is Sarpedon one of the more well known characters? Idk. I talk about Hector on here too so really I break my own rules but I like Sarpedon as a concept (you can tell I like a lot of these characters for the ideas they give the brain.) He’s an interesting fellow. Maybe one day I’ll actually have something insightful to say about him.
Okay Hector. I really like Hector, I like seeing him in conflict with his brother. I like the ideas and how Hector acts and how he like does stuff narratively. I like him for the same reason I like Demetrius in Midsummer nights dream. They’re both kinda just guys who have to put up with everyone around them and it’s silly. He also has the whole really big stone thing during the siege(?) of the Achaeans camps that was fun.
Now are the Odyssey guys and it’s literally just two people who caught my attention in the Odyssey.
Antinous. He was really like ahfiakfbsjjs in my mind. Between getting off the high that was reading the Iliad and being like gently laid down in the Odyssey I really liked him? He sucked don’t get me wrong, but I liked that he sucked. He was a little trash guy and I liked that, hand him over.
Peisistratus. For anyone who forgot him or doesn’t know who he is this is Telemachus’s friend and traveling buddy from Pylos. He just kinda appears at some point and I really like him. He feels scruffy in my head and I think he’s a really interesting character! Also I like the friendship between Telemachus and Peisistratus.
Also shoutout to Antilochus who I didn’t put down but he was also really fun.
Okay wow! I said literally nothing this entire post. But uh. Maybe I’ll actually post things more often about stuff like the Iliad and Odyssey? I’m obviously no like classics expert but hey. I like random people that are in my stories. Also Antinous. I genuinely didn’t think I liked him that much but now that I’m thinking about him he’s really silly- haha funny scruffy man. If anyone asks he is synonymous with the like-
This cat right there. Make it have an ego and boom. Antinous deserves like everything that’s coming to him in the Odyssey and it’s really fun to just watch him rampage
Okay I’m really tired goodnight
#idk how to tag this#hehe :3#the iliad#the odyssey#no substance post#I’ve only done tags for Pjo what do I use-???#oh well#okay bye
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the boys in the band review
"Show me a happy homosexual and I'll show you a gay corpse."
this review is about the 2020 version specifically but it applies to all bc im mostly just talking about the themes and plot.
it’s a good movie it’s. great movie. it’s maybe the best movie about gay men to exist. it capture that generation of queer identity brutally and honestly. there’s slurs. there’s homophobia. there’s cool little trinkets on the tables and art on all the walls. with only a single setting the movie really makes it feel like home. an incredibly beautiful home.
not to spoil it, but it’s not a movie where anything happens, don’t go into it expecting some jump or big event or such. it’s like a slice of life movie. and that slice of life happens to be kinda fucking wild cause everyone got too drunk.
the movie has beautiful flashbacks, the kind that kinda make your heart hurt. these men think about their pasts, childhood, regrets. and in a queer light. they think back on failed attempts at romance, gay awakenings, and hookups. it feels dramatic but it well represents how they actually feel. looking back on memories with too much flair and importance, replaying copies in their mind. they are not living the ups and downs of queer life in the movie, but instead look back on some. you know there’s a YA novel story back there. but it’s not about that, it’s about community.
the movie touches on issue that are Extremely relevant to modern queer communities. the characters aren’t young, all in the 30-40 range i’d say. they’re aging, something that’s hardest of all for queer people. no family surrounding you, rarely financial stability, but worst of all you don’t look like the perfect skinny twink anymore. gay men especially put an over abundance of importance into appearance. more so than heterosexuals. the friends put so much working into dressing up then insult each other incessantly. they hold so much importance in image even just the group of them in the comfort of a house, and age scares them. they fight to be see as young. watch The Gay Body Image Issue
rarely is the pain of the queer community talked about beyond a homophobia level. too few feel strongly about gay life in the 60s. (always look into lgbt history it’s some of the greatest stuff ever and it’s well documented) an era where queer culture was more apparent in public, but still wrong. where people could be all like that but as a joke ofc. this movie is sad. it’s sad and angry and mean and nothing good really happens in it. but nothing really bad either. it’s a deep rooted sad. these men are isolated from society, hate themselves, and seem to see the worst in each other despite being each others only real friends. they insult each others age, race, apparent, effeminacy, intelligence, mental health, life style. most of them really truly hate each other. like they really truly hate themselves. life was fucking hell and they couldn’t even find community in it. that’s sad. they’re sad sad men. it’s not a fun watch with your family or friends movie. idk. it’s more of a watch alone and think about your life movie. how do you view yourself and your friends ? we all get old eventually.
anyway for a real review. the writing could be better and it could be longer. to make it feel more like a movie and less like an episode of a show we’ve never seen. i can think of endings that would have been a lot more satisfying without ruining the integrity of the whole concept. i wish they had given focus on all the characters and not just five of them because the others seemed more interesting honestly. glad i watched it tho. tex was my favorite. xoxo.
it’s on netflix and i put the link to watch free in the comments
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idea for future ocs (idk if u want) but i’d love to see u do ur own oc girl group, jenn’s solo discography is so amazing and creative and your editing is just so wonderful !!!!
i used to have an oc gg! @divine-official it’s inactive now but i always think about it creating a new one from time to time.
i think the concept is so fun and the editing and putting together a whole new discography is cool but overall i think i can only handle the 4 ocs i have on this acc right now 🧍♀️ i kinda already have trouble writing and keeping up with my current ocs
one thing i like about making ocs is their backstories and interacting with friends & family. i don’t wanna repeat anything i’ve already done or make their personalities too bland
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Do you ever wonder who your real parents are
First, thank you for my first ask ever! It’s super cool that I exist to people I don’t face to face know.
I’m gonna assume that by ‘real parents’ you mean biological parents. (Just a note I would try to stop using the term ‘real’ when talking about biological relationships it might offend people). Anyway, I actually do know my biological parents! I have two moms, one of them is my biological mother, and my parents used a non-anonymous sperm donor and artificial insemination to conceive me.
I used to be really uncomfortable about the donor thing as a kid, it weirded me out that there was a stranger involved in my conception. But I love to talk about this now for education purposes and as a fascinating story most people as old as me don’t have to tell (a two mom family having a kid not from a previous hetero marriage in 2000? pretty rare at least where I’m from!) so here’s some further explanation:
When my moms decided they wanted kids they actually chose sperm donation instead of adoption because as a lesbian couple in 2000 Ontario, they would have been pushed to the bottom of the adoption list and it would have been really difficult to get a child basically. So they went with a non-anonymous sperm donor. (This is better than anonymous for a million reasons I could go into another time if you’d like I’d love to talk about it from my perspective as a donor baby!) My moms decided which of them would get pregnant based on who wanted to, health, and family health history. They chose the donor based on a multitude of things: someone who looked like my non-bio mom so I’d look like both sides of the family, someone with good genetics both health wise and characteristic wise (no diseases run in family and family are very smart, creative), and because this donor specifically provided much more information than other did, way more than required. He gave us a video of himself talking about why he chose to do this, family and childhood photos of him, extensive family history including professions and personalities, etc. Then on March 21st 2000 (I’d have to check with my mom but if I remember correctly this is when) at 10am my mom got artificially inseminated and I was conceived. (I think it’s super cool that I know my exact conception date and time btw). Fun (not so fun) fact my moms were common law partners (mostly same legal bindings as marriage in Canada) when I was born but my non-bio mom was not put on the birth certificate out of discrimination (a common law husband to a woman’s biological baby would have been placed on the birth certificate), so, to have legal guardianship over me she had to adopt me. To make things equal my bio mom disowned? me and they both adopted me together! In similar discriminatory fashion, my non bio mother did not originally get granted leave from work and they had to go to court to fight it because a man would’ve. (My parents are trailblazers they’re so cool!)
I can meet the sperm donor if I’d like, he allowed meet ups on his profile at the sperm bank, so once I was 18 I could meet him. I’ve never really cared to though since I don’t see him as anything other than half of my genetic information, i suppose it could be interesting to see what similarities we share since I’m studying genetics but that’s about it. I do think it’s really cool I know my genetics so closely because it’s all written down though. Im half European Jewish on his side and have his eyebrows, and a mix of his and my bio moms hair!
I also know of the other 5 I think? children whose parents used him as a sperm donor scattered around the North America, my parents were in contact with them when I was a baby not not really anymore though, I also don’t really wanna meet them cause they’re strangers to me? Like idk it’d feel kinda weird to make up some connection to them cause we have genetic info in common.
Thanks again for the ask, im pretty much an open book and it’s super cool that I can give my perspective’s answers for questions!
(Sorry this was so long winded and probably disorganized, that’s just how my neurodivergent brain be)
#donor conceived#sperm donor#sperm donation#donor baby#two moms#biological parents#two mom family#artificial insemination#personal story#ask me anything
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Weird question time! If someone wanted to, say, write you a little Steve/Eddie ficlet as a measly thank you for your amazing fic, do you have any preferences? I can guess some of them from Suspended Bridges, which is good, because they align with mine (bottom Steve and top Eddie forever). But would you want canon or omegaverse? Smut, sweet, hurt/comfort, or a combination? Even better would be some prompts!
Now just to be clear, you can decline gifts on AO3 if they’re awful and you don’t want your name attached. I’m an okayish writer but it wouldn’t be on your level! What I can promise is that it’ll be properly formatted and largely grammatically correct — except perhaps for typos and the overuse of commas.
Wow, I’ve sold this so well. “Hey, do you want a mediocre but well punctuated fic?” I must have you swooning.
Oh my gosh that would be just the nicest thing! No one’s ever offered me that before, I’d be thrilled if you did that!!! That is so nice!!
I was honestly so floored I thought about it all day. As far as preferences go, I obviously like bottom!Steve lol. I also obviously like omegaverse, especially when there’s a lot of worldbuilding focus lol. But I also like stuff that’s not omegaverse too. I haven’t read almost any omegaverse since I started writing this fic cause I didn’t want to influence mine too much!
Tbh my favorite trope is vampire Eddie. I eat that stuff up!
I was thinking of prompts, idk how specific to get! But I thought of some basic ideas I like that’s I haven’t ended up writing or anything
1. Steve is famous (kinda like Harry styles famous where he used to be in a boyband and has a lot of female fans), Eddie runs a DnD podcast where his friends make fun of him for liking Steve. They meet
2. Buffy AU where Steve is the slayer and Eddie is kind of like Spike
3. If you die in the upside down, you turn into a creature of the upside down. Barb and Kas!Eddie work under Vecna (barb controls the tunnels/vines, Eddie controls the bats) but they don’t remember who they were before. Eddie kidnaps Steve and in the process Steve helps him remember who he was.
4. Steve and Robin fake date to get people off their backs, and Eddie thinks has no chance with Steve (could be Eddie pov angering or Steve pov being oblivious as to why Eddie is being weird around him)
5. Anything with Steve in the scoops uniform lol and eddie lusting after the scoops uniform
6. Steve is an elementary school teacher and Eddie has a kid in his class
7. Steve being totally in denial about not being straight and oblivious about any concept he might not be straight but also being obsessed with Eddie (kinda like in new girl: Schmidt with Nick vibes). Like “I want to see your sick and watch porn with you and have you love me the most and marry you but PLATONICALLY of course because I’m straight”
Ok those are all my ideas I like, I tried to make the list long so there’s a wide variety and you can kinda pick one that captures your fancy. Also if none of them capture your fancy and you want to do something else that is good too! I am just so excited that you would want to do this, thank you so much!!
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[door to the ask box slams wide open] Characters PLEASE tell me your character thoughts if you have any. Favorites? Top 10? Somebody had a wacky hairstyle you liked? Infodump to me if you'd like to I would LOVE to hear your thoughts on it (especially Chapter 2. Top 3/5 favorites, you know how it is)
OH!!! Im glad you asked !!!!
I was reading it like pretty late at night + just got out of school so I’m trying to recall everythign that even happened,, but I know 4 sure I rlly enjoyed it!!!!!:33:3:3:33!!! AUGHH ranking all the characters in a top 10 is gonna b so hard,,,,, I can rank all the Gordons tho I think!! (I’m not ranking them from “best” to “worst” rlly, more like,, how attached I am to th character, how much I know abt them,, stuff liekthat) huge apologies if I misremember sruff or use the wrong names or pronouns or anything like rhat, everything is kinda foggy for me rn 😭💔
loverboy/Gordon b./leading light/whateva u wanna call him:3,,, idk if u could tell by the recent sketches I’ve been doing but I’m def a fan,,, all of his designs r incredible and the character overall has been super interesting 2 see develop, esp in Ep2.,,, like. Out of all the Gordons, I rlly did NOT expect LB to be the most genuinely villainous,,,,,!! + the thing that was said abt how he took advantage of Benrey similarly to how he tried to and like,.. completely flipped everything from Y2KVR around tonally was super neat,,, he is #1 lovecore in myheart 💔
Probably Doc!! I feel p similar abt LB to Doc,,, I ended up being rlly invested in his backstory and how his character was developing, and his dynamic w/ sleepless n the others was so fun,,,, :33 also love all his designs sm ,,, including the other characters in his AU, they were great :]] will b drawinf him next !!i prommy!!
Hjonesslty,,, prob Malcom & Player,,,,being from something I had never read I was worried I’d like,, not “get” the character,,, but I found them both super interesting!! The overall concept of the AU was so silly but also rlly compelling,,,and the ultimate outcome of their arcs iguess was cool2 me :] Kittle’s redemption and Player’s complete shift in Ep2 were both great :]
Freeman,,,! I initially figured his character wouldn’t change very much and would mostly just serve as liek,,, a foil to all the absurd characters rhat surrounded him, but I was pleasantly surprised and Very excited to see that he had a lot more to him!!!! :D and was rlly prominent in the story !!!!! Esp him in Ep2!!!!!!!!!!! iwanna write more sobad but I keep getting distracted sndliie I may need to skim thru everything again as a refresher,, ihave So many thoughts ,,,,cant form them 💔
Swap is all that’s left!!! It wss so hard for me to put them at 5 becos I rlly like them but I had nochoic e ,,, swap AUs r always so iconic burlike,,, unlike most others from other fandoms, this roleswap AU introduced lots of unique elements to the stories and characters that it became way more than just “what if this character had the opposite outfit and personality!” Which I REALLY appreciate and enjoyed a lot in the story,, esp when it came to Swap themself!!!! Like!!! Aaagh!!! Them being an alien from Xen!!!! Is so cool{!!! I’ll def have to read the original fic eventually becos it seems rlly good,,, anyways!! I loved their relationship w/ Neo (and Neo in general!! All the “normal human/player” characters were so silly ilovethrm) aaaaaa
uaaoaoaaithtiejfmghtn ‼️‼️‼️ istill have So Much 2 say abt everythugn but iam struggling to get it all out ,,wuaaa… I’ll talk more abt it later 4 sure :33 overall I very much had fun reading it all and iam SOSO excited 4the finale,,,,, AAAA!!!£!!3!! I’m pretty sure I did see some more stuff to read tho, so I’ll be doifn that later as well!!!!!!!!!!! And potentially live-blogging it too since peopl seemed 2 enjoy rhat :3 sorry if this is completely incomprehensible, I can see that I was typing sort of repetitively but I am too eepy to fix it💔
Extra note: I loved Mothra a lot :3 them just dipping at the end was super silly and is also very much hinting at a return so I am excited for that !!!!!!!!
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budget is one thing, but please consider: time is different. no amount of money is gonna give you more hours in a day. realistically, it takes a whole day for a photoshoot like that, including getting everyone (members, muas, stylists, directors, photographers, staff) to the location, setting everything up, getting styling and makeup done, taking however pictures there’s needed for a photobook of 13 members, etc. if they moved locations for every version, the whole thing would take them 5 days at the very least. that would be kinda wasteful, don’t you think? especially when their schedule is already so full? idk i’d rather they spend more time on filming the mv, preparing performances, practicing choreo, working on music, resting, rather than have their pics taken. i understand the teasers are not to your liking and that’s totally fine, you can be critical ofc and i’m not saying need to love them. but let’s be a little realistic here and also not dismiss the hard work, time and effort everyone put into them…
i appreciate the sentiment !!
first of all i did not say a thing about svt's hardwork. or anyone else's who's involved (ie muas, stylists etc.) i did not ask for more work or effort from these people. i did not complain about their jobs. i think you completely missed my point. i only complained about the teasers as these are basically photobooks. actually these are two separate album versions w identical photos?? i'm sorry that's robbery
the way i see it.... i don't pay for a music video? or their performance ? yk jsgsj i don't own it it's not staying on my bookshelf i am not using it or watching it ever after it's released lmao, i might rewatch performances sometimes but that's about it, i don't pay to see it. you may value performances more, and that's cool !!! but me, i value albums. i value the art of photobooks, i value concepts. i ADORE that in kpop albums are cool and fun and have a lot of inclusions compared to western pop albums where you only get a cd. i think albums are a great opportunity to be creative as fuck and deliver something cool and crazy, this can be so much fun for members too, imagine how much fun they could have if the concepts were actually yk ..... thoughtful ..... ????? at this point they're just existing waiting for the flashes to blind them lol and when you're having fun at work it's like you're not working so this is in favor of members too jsgsjsgs
when i pay i'm gonna complain, sorry.. like this is their job? they're being paid to take nice photos... with my money btw and yours too so like ???????? 😭😭😭😭 AND STILL I SAID NOTHING ABOUT ???? THEIR POSING OR WHATEVER SJSGSJG i pay to collect and own this album i want it to be as pretty as possible, companies w lower budget than pledis(HYBE!!!!!!!) do more for album designs than pledis, i care about this lol you may not give a fuck and that's okay but i do not want to spend my money on an ugly low budget photobook? i just think this is a basic example of rational spending yk jagskag you people mass buy anything which allows companies to invest as little into albums as possible because they can clearly sell you anything so lol why invest more
sorry you got so heated up about a simple comment i made lmao but this basically sums it all up
#i just think you missed the point you misunderstood what i said sjsgskshssjhs#sorry you got all worked up about this#i could extend this more but i won't#i hope i don't sound mean in the reply i didn't mean to#answered#anon
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4. which cryptid being(s) do you believe in?
14. do you love the smell of earth after it rains? (think carefully here)
21. something you’ve kept since childhood?
43. what’s your take on spicy foods?
49. can you skip rocks?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand yeah that's good
hoping nobody else asked these ones. apologies if so lol
Oh sure! I’d love to answer these :3
4. A few of them, all for varying reasons:
Ghosts: idk why tbh, just kinda makes sense. I’ve got no proof for or against them but it’s just kind of a cool concept, Y’know? (Does that count as a cryptid?)
Mothman: I have 0 reason to believe in Mothman but I desperately want him to be real. For uh. Reasons.
Loch Ness Monster: while I’m sure this one’s been debunked to death I still don’t find it unreasonable that we’re just wrong about all plesiosaurs/similar aquatic reptiles being extinct. That’s what I think Nessie is, if anything.
14. Petrichor!!! Yes!!! That earthy smell is given off by bacteria, btw! And I was literally just saying to someone earlier today that if I could I’d find a perfume that smelled like that so I always smelled cool, airy, and comforting like a fresh spring rain’s petrichor.
21. My glasses. I got this style of frame when I was a lot younger and also still thought I was a guy and now they might just be the most masculine thing about me. I kinda want to change them but I just haven’t gotten around to figuring out what else would look nice on my face
Second answer: all of my childhood stuffed animals are still at my parents’ house. I honestly want to move some of them into my apt but I haven’t gotten to it yet :(. At least I have blåhaj
43. I don’t know just how many ways I can say that I’m obsessed with spicy food. I’m constantly on the hunt for something that I can’t eat because of how spicy it is, and I haven’t found it yet! I love other flavors too but—spice my beloved.
49. Not all that well—usually I get like one or maybe two skips? But kinda yeah.
Thanks, these were really fun! I love these sorts of question games
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Helloooooo will you answer all the horror movie asks that you haven’t already :D
OMG OKAY?? that's literally all but 6 soo. here we go! I'm gonna put it under the cut bc that's... too many to force someone to scroll through
most recent horror movie you watched
Well as I type this I’m rewatching Phantom of the Paradise, but as for one i’ve seen for the first time recently I just watched The Black Cat w bela lugosi and boris karloff (at the recommendation of the previous asker i won’t tag u in this giant post but u know who u are if you see this ty!! It was a great time)
most recent horror movie you watched and hated
Oh god a lot of these require a decent memory uhhh i was kinda disappointed with the new hell house llc movie? Though that could have just been that I hadn’t rewatched the first 3 recently enough and was kinda lost as to how it related. Hated hated has to be Come Play. Monster design fun and made by Jim Henson Company but literally everything else abt that film sucked ass. Stop making movies abt autistic kids if you’re gonna be gross abt it OH and smile smile sucked ass
most recent horror movie you watched and loved
I’ll be real I have no concept of when I watch things comparative to others (someone physically force me to start using letterboxd i stg) so I’ll just list a few I’ve seen recently and liked a lot! The Descent (2005), Watcher (2022) dir. Chloe Okuno (ft. burn gormann heyyy burn gorman) the first 3 Hell House LLC movies, and Let The Wrong One In (2022)
actor(s)/actress(es) you Would love to see in a horror movie/more horror movies
I Loved burn gorman in watcher (though the accent they had him do was… strange) so I’d absolutely love to see him in more villainous roles like he did in this and Enola Holmes lmao. Also I’d kill to see Damien Molony in just abt anything I would kill for him to go back to his more horror based roots. He’s been getting decent exposure in comedy recently w brassic and his one episode in The Great but he’s such a good serious actor I just want him cast in more things in general really.
a subgenre you would love to watch more of/see more movies being made in the subgenre
I personally haven’t seen much of the classics and I’d really like to change that. Old school german expressionism and the like. As for movies being made I’d like more of I’d love a return to good old fashioned practical effects body horror. Also this is more an aspect than a subgenre but where are my house that hates you movie where are they i only have haunting of hill house I don’t want haunted houses I was sick houses that hate you personally
a horror movie you liked but wouldnt recommend to most people (give a reason if youd like to)
a horror movie you want to recommend to people
Watcher!! It’s genuinely really good I’m only a little biased. Also for ones I think ppl are a little less likely to have watched: Thirst (2019) is Extremely campy and fun.
a horror movie you liked but will probably never rewatch (give a reason if youd like to)
Idk that I have one honestly? I don’t get squeamish at much at all (though if i were to rewatch hereditary i probably would skip That scene. Smth abt it my brain hates despite everything else I’ve seen in movies and the internet)
a horror movie that you turned off before it was fully over (give a reason if youd like to)
Vicious Fun (2020). Idk the whole.. Lizard person shit really did not sit well
a horror movie you wish you could watch again like its the first time
Oh god. The first Scream, Most Texas Chainsaws, Bride of Reanimator, Tetsuo: The Iron Man, the list goes on
a horror movie/or horror movies you could rewatch the most times
The reanimators ily reanimator some of my favorite films of all time
a horror movie that stuck with you for weeks after you watched it (give a reason if youd like to)
I’m Thinking of Ending Things stuck with me for ages. Anything surreal like that kicks around in my head.
a horror movie with the best soundtrack (or! your favorite horror movie soundtracks)
Not to mention Re-Animator Again but the music rules in that movie. Also i am contractually obligated to mention Repo: The Genetic Opera and the Devil’s Carnival Movies
most memorable/your favorite horror movie trailer(s)
I don’t really have much memory for these things, but I like the idea of the paranormal activity one that showed the audience watching and reacting to the film instead of clips of the film itself
a horror movie/horror movies you wish you had in your collection
I really want that copy of TCM Next Generation that has information on the cast but instead of any accolades or filmography it just lists Matthew Mcconahey’s crimes. Holy Grail Item. Also Dawn of the Dead considering how impossible it is to get on streaming.
the first horror movie you saw that truly ignited your love for the genre
Original Poltergeist, for sure. Was obsessed w that movie as a child. Also the more “children oriented” ones like The Little Vampire and Gremlins
a decade you have seen the most horror movies from
If I had to guess it’d be the 80s or 90s?
a decade you want to watch more horror movies from
Early age, so 10s to 40s I’d say
a horror movie you really love the use of practical gore effects in
I love love love the effects on Tetsuo: the Iron Man. There’s a scene shot in such a way it looks almost stop motion it’s the coolest along w their extreme cyberpunk metal thing they got going on (made me go on a rabbit hole and now am seeing in theaters in a few weeks!! whooo)
creatures you wish were featured in more horror movies
Vampires have kinda fallen out of fashion but i love vampires i feel like the genre was just treading the same ground for a while when there’s so many new and interesting ways you could take them??
a horror movie you like that a lot of people dislike
Idk im a skinamarink truther ig. Like it’s not my favorite but i saw people in a really strong “love it or hate it” dichotomy and i liked it! I saw it in the literally least optimal way though I think it’s best viewed on a computer in pitch black at 3am like a youtube video but I went to see it in theaters with the audio turned up ungodly high bc of the whispering so if any sound at all was above a whisper it blew your eardrums out. Also the like. “Morally abhorrent” extreme horrors.
a horror character that actually creeps you out/scares you
Honestly I don’t really have one that I can think of?? The most is like. Conceptually. It’s the regular humans that disturb me more of anything.
the horror movie/horror movies from your favorite subgenre that got you into that subgenre
The fly was my intro to body horror, as is most people’s, but i really do love both.
a horror movie that you love to/would love to watch with other people to see their reactions/etc
Seeing that tetsuo screening with my roommate!! Very excited for the what the fuck of it all. Also saw greasy strangler for the first time drunk off my ass w roomates and it is absolutely the ideal way to see that film. Trying to do it again w a different set of roomates.
the best/your favorite horror movie plot twist
The end of frankenhooker isn’t really a twist, but, well, it is amazing. Also not favorite but the end of would you rather makes me so so mad and sad.
a horror movie you didnt expect to like but you did
We’re All Going To The Worlds Fair. I’d heard fairly mixed reviews on it but I quite liked it. It’s a bit strong to call it a horror, but I liked how it was done and it had atmosphere to spare. Definitely worth a go if you grew up on the early internet days.
an upcoming horror movie youre looking forward to watching
The Robert Eggers Nosferatu coming up, Guillermo Del Toro is doing a Frankenstein!! Also just skimmed the synopsis of Love Lies Bleeding it sounds cool
favorite teen slasher
Gotta go basic and say Scream. Also not a “teen” slasher but i do love texas chainsaw 2 deeply.
favorite body horror
Tetsuo: The Iron Man if it wasn’t clear
favorite 80s horror movie
Re-Animator (though im sad I can’t say Bride bc it came out in 91 bride is the better one imo)
favorite horror movie of all time <3
Obv I can’t pick one. Realistically it’s Bride of Re-Animator, but Ichi the Killer, Repo: The Genetic Opera, and Tetsuo are up there as well.
#again my memory is garbage so im likely forgetting.. so many i've watched#i seriously need to use my letterboxd more
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I kinda grew up on her music tbh not enough but it was a constant for me but I do recommend u get onto her music
is warrior cats any good I always saw em at school but they were left alone and never really read nor do I think I know someone who has read one of the books
ohh personally i grew up on like. adele lmao but yes i’ll def listen to some more songs of her then
buddy i had an insane warrior cats hyperfixation for four years 😭 AND i’m getting back into it against my will too. cries. uh anyways there’s a lot of issues abt appropriation of indigenous people and i mean. the writing style really isn’t the peak but idk i’ve always loved cats n back then battle kitties just were the best thing to ever exist... plus it’s just fun. it’s not very good if you’re like doing a literary analysis or smth but it still makes me happy n i like the concept lol (plus i have a soft spot for it bc. year long hyperfixation) but uh conclusion i haven’t actually read it in years n i’m probs not the best person to ask abt it but yeah. if you ever wanna get into it i’d honestly probably interact with the fandom before reading anything unless you hate getting spoilers bc there is a TON of them out there (tbf there’s a ton of books)
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Conversation I don’t understand
Starting off Context. We are discussing Hardcore World of Warcraft ruleset. There is a rule set built by the community that you have to follow to play the game mode and get a “validated” level 60 run. There is no Blizzard official servers as of yet.
Ok so the acquaintance
(A) starts off with asking me if I wanted to duo. "or full party?"
Me: mention only duo/trios are allowed.
A: Well then by full I mean 3
Me: Official servers I doubt will have grouping restrictions
A: Although thats fucking stupid. Yeah official wont restrict it, coz its fucking dumb.
Me: but under current rules you can't group unless you enter in a name for duo/trio at level 1
A: Also yes I saw the rules
Me: i mean a full HC party would be able to just blast everything no challenge
A: the game is literally made with the idea around a full party playing the whole game. that was like the whole concept of mmos at the time.
Me: ehhh only for group content like elite quest and dungeons. I enjoy my solo gameplay while leveling tbh. the one thing i hate about the non grouping thing is for named mob tags
A: it was after that they were like oh this kinda sucks ass for solo players and slowly rebuilt the game around it. it was made that way coz they thought people would be running in packs of 4-5
Me: i mean they changed it later to just allow anyone who damages a mob gets credit. implementing that in HC official wouldn't be a terrible change.
A: all im saying is that being like "full group too ez" is dumb. but so is banning bubble hearthing
Me: but leave group petriflask ghetto hearth allowed
A: liek yes its stupidly broken but its a mechanic of the game just grow up and dont play pally if u dont like it right
Me: there is some rules that i find stupid as hell
A: literally all of them are dumb as hell to me. only one dungeon run allowed? (Spams ?????)
Me: it makes it so you can't overgear shit
A: overgear?
Me: you farm bis every level from every dungeon you overgear any other content
A: yeah like the way the game was literally designed to be played lmao
Me: then don't play hardcore Lmao
A: its so dumb to be like no that makes it to easy. you still have to do the dungeon
Me: you don't have to do any dungeons
A: dungeons being the most dangerous places int eh game outside raids
Me: i've seen people level entirely from quest and grinding.I personally just hate spamming the same dungeons over and over though. i'd rather quest.i did that on classic release with friends cause it was "meta" (dungeon spam).spamming dungeons makes me wanna drink, I hate it so much.
A: wot im saying is that it was an option that was put in from the start as a mechnic of the game and it makes no sense to ban or restrict its use. like you can still level to max as a mage in 4 days hardcore none of these rules stop that? (spams ???). but dungeons make the content to easy?
Me: man idk the fucking thought process behind everything
A: this is why i am confused lol its just dumb and arbitrary and i want a full set for mydruid
Me: but if you dont' give a fuck about valid run do whatever you want. But people will stop grouping with you if you dont' follow the current rule set ya know. also at 60 you can run dungeons as many times as you want its only 1 dungeon while leveling.i personally don't find 1 dungeon while leveling that restrictive.
A: then why are you saying they should add pvp at 60. by that logic you should just suck it up.
Me: because i think it would be fun?
A: Like im just asking why its weird i didn't say anything about not playing?
Me: official servers aren't gonna be able to enforce half the ruleset that is currently set in place.
A: im not talking about not existant offical rules tho
Me: I mean if you want to spam dungeons. Thats fine. I don't personally care what people do. But under the current addon. It invalidates other people's runs. A: lmao i didn't say that
Me: then what are you saying cause clearly im not following you
A: i said the rules are weird and arbitrary but since you can't like read what im saying and you're getting super defensive forget the group. i dont care that its weird and arbitrary i just said it is weird and arbitrary. liek thats all i said.
Me: the rules are weird and arbirtary agreed. some i don't agree with but thems the breaks -shrug-
A:-eyerolls-
Me: like they tweaked the rules after people that are like mods in the community already did it. Like getting the AV quest weapon and then after He did that he banned other people doing it.
I assume he left my stream after the eyeroll emoji...
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yeah hair colors change so fast you blink and it’s new (and more often than not looks great) and you just have to recover from the whiplash LOL and yeah I didn’t start stanning txt till last year but after p much going through their whole discography and really getting invested I can say that they absolutely did not disappoint with this cb (it’s actually my first cb after stanning them too btw ^^ I started stanning after gbgb came out but I’d casually liked them since way back. it’s a story lol)
and yeah ffxiv has one of the best stories I’ve ever experienced in video games I’m so glad I took my time with it. it doesn’t take 6 months to complete and I’m sure ppl have done speedruns I just decided to go slow. It does have side content you can unlock but you can always go back and open it, no need to start another run. the game has technically been out for almost or about 10 years and had four expansions which are basically full games/sequels so it’s no surprise it was a long journey but it was an emotional ride and one of the best experiences I’ve ever had so it was worth every second. honestly one of the best written stories imo too everything was amazing and so well-written just *chef’s kiss* fr beck 🤌🏼🤌🏼😩😩
no this is so true they rlly will change that hair color NONSTOP i rlly am sometimes concerned for their roots 😭 i’m sure they’re treating their hair right but sometimes it does look Very crispy agfndndh
and AWWW omg this is such a good first txt cb to start with !!! i knew you said you’d kinda been casually around since blue hour i think ?? which is abt when i got into them too hehe but it’s absolutely never too late to start stanning, they’re such a fun group and i rlly do think this album was one of their best. it was just inexplicably Them like idk how to say it 😫 their sound and their whole concept was just so txt (and i’m just also always a sucker for anything peter pan related tbh)
and aaaa okay okay i see !! that’s good that you were able to go thru it and really enjoy the story, that says a lot abt the quality that you were willing to devote time to it for that! i didn’t realize it had been out for 10 years tho?? :O i knew there were several games but i wasn’t sure if they were all direct sequels or spin-offs or what ahaha. didn’t they also remake ffvii? that’s the only thing i kind of know about bc i remember a few of my friends irl talking about it LOL but what was that about 👁️👁️
but i’m glad it’s been such a good payoff for the time you’ve put into it !! i love when something is so well written that it almost feels like a reward in a way hehe. and ik you have absolutely immaculate taste izzy so if you say the storyline is good then i KNOW it’s good 😎
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shit-head!bakugou hcs
*the following is a varied but not in any way exhaustive list of all the shit bakugou pulls on the daily when ur his s/o
-okay, so to start, let’s get one thing straight: bakugou likes when you yell at him. he does. he thinks it’s funny when you’re annoyed and pretty damn hot when you’re pissed at him, so he spends all day, every day, trying to needle a reaction out of you. bc he’s a hot-head with a mischevious streak n absolutely no impulse control when it comes to you. obviously.
-alright so, he probably pulls your hair to get your attention. not, like, hard or anything, it doesn’t hurt, but you’d still 100% prefer if he maybe just didn’t
-bakugou moves your things when you’re not looking,, not very far or in difficult to find places, but he’ll still do it just to be annoying. laughs under his breath every single time you yell at him for it
-will occasionally come up and hug you from behind. it’s very unusual for him so ur ‘???’ about it at first. then he’s nuzzling and kissing ur neck softly so you just kinda accept it and melt into being 🥰 about it. then he bites. not a cute bite, not a sexy bite, literally just chomps down and bites. u squeal/squirm bc obviously. he just laughs at the reaction he wanted and then leaves the room entirely. without apologizing or saying anything bc he’s an asshole
-ruffles your hair after you’ve just done it
-will pluck your phone out of your hands. not for any reason, he’ll just walk by and snatch it,,, probably does so for the entire reason of wanting you to yell at him
-intentionally mispronounces your name when he introduces you to people he finds unimportant. bakugou just thinks the look on your face is funny,,, n he doesn’t give a shit bc the person is beneath him and that means they don’t deserve to know your real name anyways
-if y’all are at a social gathering and he doesn’t want to be there anymore, he’ll start saying his goodbyes almost immeadiately. then he’ll go around and say your goodbyes for you, so when he’s pulling you out the door nobody says anything about your sudden exit
-will chug your entire drink while your turned around. probably says some “wow. should probably fill this up, idiot.” while holding up the glass with a shit-eating grin
-picks you up. just sweeps your feet out from under you just to place you back down. idk he likes chaos n there’s nothing more chaotic then ur flailing limbs and squawking when he does so
-if you’re in your bedroom reading when bakugou wants to go to bed, he’ll turn the lights off regardless of what you’re doing. if you complain and get up to turn them on again, he’ll leave them on and won’t do anything else or even complain,,, but most times you don’t want to get up, don’t want to make the effort so you just leave them off. bakugou knows this. it’s why he turns them off in the first place.
-if you’re laying on the couch, taking up all the room, and bakugou wants to sit, he won’t lift your feet into his lap. no, he’ll just sit on them. will just sit on them until you give up your yelling and move to make room for him
-when he’s bored he likes to bicker for entertainment. so whatever you’re doing at the time he’ll just attack sayin sum like “jesus, don’t you know how fucking stupid that is? i’d never do that.” n ur just like, watching tv pls kill him he’s so annoying
-will fling hairbands/scrunchies at you while you’re doing your nightly routine. does this bc, in his eyes, you’re taking too long and bakugou just wants to go to sleep
-complains when u wear clothes he doesn’t like the feel of. like, if it feels itchy/scratchy against his skin when he hugs u, bakugou will let you know how much he dislikes it. loudly
-offers you food just to pull his plate away when you reach for it ,, then sits there saying “god, i really am the best fuckin chef. this shit’s delicious. woulda shared too, but it didn’t seem like you wanted it enough.” ,, all said while smirking ofc
-when you hug he’ll intentionally breathe against the shell of your ear. does this so he can make fun of you when you shiver/squirm
-says shit like “hey, i had the best fuckin’ dream last night.” n u go ‘??? what was it?’ n bakugou will look you dead in the eyes, straight-faced n just go “you went mute. shit was paradise.” ,,, 🙄 give him the silent treatment after babes, he’ll be whining and bitching and taking it back by hour 2
-will lay directly on top of you if he doesn’t want you to leave the bed in the morning. will just flop, dead-weight onto you until you stop struggling. then he’ll make fun of you if you fall asleep again. bc he’s a dick.
-he won’t eat your food, but he’ll act like he did. so you’ll get home from work, and u’ve been thinking about your leftover take out all day, right, n bakugou will sneak up behind you while you’re searching for the food in the fridge. he’ll push the fridge closed with a hand near your head n lean in to say some “don’t bother. ate it already, dumbass. wasn’t great.” against ur ear. pls when you turn around pissed at him he’ll just laugh, push you away from the fridge and take out the food and hand it to you. he never ate it. he never does. he just likes when you think he did and yell at him for it
-keeps a running list, in his phone, of words you’ve misused/mispronounced. will recite all of them at you just because he can
-kicks at the back of your knees. he’ll never let you fall, will always, always catch you, but he likes to do it anyways. bc katsuki is a child
-changes the tv channel right when your show comes back on for commerical. somehow keeps a perfectly straight face the entire time you’re screaming at him
-unties your shoes/unzips your jacket/takes your glasses off your face damn near constantly. he thinks he’s funny. he isn’t.
-if bakugou decides that you’re not paying enough attention to him, he won’t say anything. won’t say anything at all but will just sit there and clear his throat obnoxiously. then you’re like “can i help you with something?” n he’ll just turn his head and “no. i don’t need shit from you.” (he does, pls talk to him or hug him or something bc he won’t stop until u catch on)
-if he’s tired he will tell you. loudly. constantly. opens his mouth to say the same “i’m fuckin’ tired.” shit every 30 seconds until you finish up whatever you’re doing and go to bed with him
-if his hands/feet are cold, he’ll put them on you. bc he thinks it’s funny when you squirm
-if there’s an opening for a joke he’ll say it. every single time. never lets you breathe for a second without roasting you. ofc then he’ll try and gather u into a hug n say some “no, don’t get mad, dummy. i had to fuckin’ say it! you walked into it!” ,,, don’t hug him. shrug him off bc he deserves it
-is a backseat driver. now bakugou cannot drive for shit without evolving into a vibrating mess of poor judgment and road rage, but he doesn’t let that stop him from opening his mouth when you’re driving
-smacks your ass every chance he gets. mans never lets an opportunity pass him by
-don’t ask him to get you anything. ever. bc he won’t hand it to you politely. he will kick it to you, chuck it at you, or drop it directly on you from a ridiculous height,,, ofc he warns you so you can catch it and not get hurt, but still
-will unironically comment and critique your teeth brushing habits,, all while his gums are literally bleeding from constant abuse
-pretends he’s deaf when you tell him to do things. that’s it. that’s the concept.
-steals the blanket right off your lap. wraps its around himself with a “oh. didn’t look like you were fuckin’ using it.” ,,, ofc u know this is just a ploy. a terrible ploy to get you to cuddle with him for warmth, bc god forbid he just ask, but it’s still annoying. doesn’t stop him from doing it again though
so, in conclusion, no one will ever believe you when you try to tell them what a little shit he is. especially not since he’s only ever an outright asshole or entirely aloof around others
pls idk what this is but i absolutely couldnt stop thinking about it
#bnha bakugou#bakugou katsuki#katsuki bakugou#bnha bakugo katsuki#bnha fic#mha bakugou#bakugou x reader#bakugou x y/n#bakugou headcanons#bakugou hcs
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