#i'm literally just sitting here
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Oh, Hello, hello
Hello, hello
My, my, my, what have we here?
What a surprise
What a surprise~
I was today years old when I first learned about the song Hello Hello by Elton John & Lady Gaga, composed for the hit movie Gnomeo & Juliet (2011)
#[you got mail]#anon#I'm literally just sitting here#who would be the gnomeo and who would be the juliet in this relationship
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not heart palpitations, not racing heart, but a secret third thing
feeling like the pronounced thumping preceeding a panic attack episode
#i'm literally just sitting here#nothing strenuous nothing stressful my body just deciding we're in panic mode?#or almost panic mode i guess it's not gotten there yet#i'm already dealing with enough shit with medical professionals i don't need something else to be gaslit over#rune problems
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Nobody:
My brain: Man, can you imagine if Madam Qin had never told a-Yao that Qin Su was his sister, and they both had to learn about it from that letter?
#brain respectfully what the fuck#i'm literally just sitting here#why would you tell me this#the untamed#mdzs
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Sudden sense of panic and skyrocketing heart rate for no good reason so that's fun
#ink speaks#the sense of panic is gone#but according to my watch my heart rate hasn't gotten below 100 for about the past ten minutes#and i don't know why#i'm literally just sitting here
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Y'ALL, I've come to the realization that I'm in fact, very predictable. It all makes sense now...
#my face when eyebrows 😳#pokemon nanu#pokemon sun and moon#sigma overwatch#overwatch#overwatch 2#I'm so dumb#daddy issues intensifies#i'm literally just sitting here#my brain had an awakening#I'm enlightened I am embracing tranquility#maidenless behavior
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Friday's at work are so boring
#I'm literally just sitting here#scrollinf#reading#bored as hell#absolutely pointless#lynnette's thoughts
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I lost all motivation to do anything this weekend. I should go pick up some stuff from the grocery store, I could go for a walk, I could go to a bookstore AND YET
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SamCait + watching and reacting to their chemistry test
#outlander#outlander cast#outlandercastedit#sam heughan#sheughanedit#caitriona balfe#caitrionabalfeedit#samcait#jamie x claire#gifs#mine#everyone's moved on but i'm still mentally here#they were so emosh watching that#i was literally melting just watching their reaction and both being close to tears *sniffles in their so precious*#Josh always be coming through for SamCait nation and that's why he can sit with us :')
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how do people stan a character without being unreasonably gleeful when they're threatened. could not be me.
#I'm not sorry that I'm going to be so annoying about this for the rest of my life hope this helps <3#literally I have been sitting here just reliving that high for days. god.#this is literally the closest illustration of the mood over the course of this scene lmfao#I do have fic to write about it that I just haven't finished because I've been too feral lmao#critical role#cr spoilers#essek thelyss#caleb widogast#trent ikithon
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Chandler bing was the first of many for me. The first of many characters that make up a chunk of my personality. The first of many characters that would become my favorite but none quite as beloved. Chandler made me want to be funny, showed me that humor and silliness would endear me to people. That jokes and sarcasm would make up for the awkwardness and insecurity and self doubt. Chandler bing has been a friend and a source of comfort for nearly 20 years in my life, hundreds of episodes replayed hundreds of times. The first character I was ever emotionally attached to.
Matthew Perry has singlehandedly made me laugh more than anyone else in my life, real or fictional and for that, I'll always be grateful. Celebrity deaths are not something I ever thought would affect me personally, but I guess there's a first time for everything huh
Rip Matthew. Rest easy
#chandler bing#I literally just woke up good God#matthew perry#f.r.i.e.n.d.s#I can't even I'm sitting here trying to process this wtf
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Easter with König
It's another holiday, which means I'm going to make my favorite fictional Austrian go through the holidays as well. First was Fasching, now it's Easter! If I have to celebrate it, then so does König, except he gets to have a better time doing it!
I wouldn’t be surprised if you’d meet his family during Easter. It’s a tradition of his to go to his parents’ home during that time for a visit and a chat, he only sees them maybe twice a year, so he can appreciate having a small get together with them. He normally gets along well with his parents, but he’s lost most of the contact he had with them ever since he hit his mid 20’s, but he does look forward to seeing them. Naturally, he’d take you along for the ride, regardless of whether you actually know German or not. He can play interpreter for you, it’s not a problem for him. But if you know German already? All the better, that way his parents and you can just talk to each other with no problems. He does hope that you’ll get along with them, they did play an important part in his life when he was younger.
König genuinely hopes that you will like the traditional Osterjause*, though. He’s loved Easter for that reason, and for the freshly baked lambs, but mostly for the best Brettljause*. In fact, he’s probably called his mother two weeks before his visit to let her know what kind of meat and sausages to get for him and you as well so that there shall be plenty to go around. If you’re not from around, then you likely don’t know what a “Gsöchts”* or “Schweinsbratn”* is, but he will assure you that it’s something delicious. König could rave on and on about that one farmer’s “Hauswiaschtl”. In fact, if he can, he’d love to go to the farmer’s market on Friday with you just so he can get you something to eat. Not above grabbing some Bauernbrot* and Krenn* either while he’s at it. Mans needs his Krenn when eating his Osterjause. Although it will have been a while since he’s seen everyone, he will introduce you to all the farmers there since he knows a good chunk of them growing up.
Naturally, he’ll be drinking a few beers here and there as well. He’s Austrian, it’s in his blood. Will have you try everything off the plate, from the Nuss* to the low-fat Karree*. Loves having you with him and will actively try to involve you in any conversation there may be so that you get to talk as well. Again, it might be a bit awkward if you don’t know any German, especially since he’s not the most reliable translator, but you’ll get by somehow. His parents have been curious about you for a while now anyway and have been wanting to meet you.
Although he claims to be far too old for that sort of thing, he wouldn’t mind looking for an “Osterkerberl”* with you. It’s a nice tradition that he used to love as a child and he wants you to experience Austrian Easter with him, so he likely asked his mother to hide one for you somewhere around the yard so you can go find it. She won’t give you any clues as to where it could be found. It’s childish, but it’s a lot of fun. In fact, if König were to ask her to prepare a Kerberl* for you, then chances are she prepared one for him as well, for old time’s sake. And then the both of you, two fully grown adults, will run around the yard, looking for the basket. Once you found it, you had to admit it was rather cute, filled with a few hand painted eggs, some colorful chocolate, a baked lamb and some crafted chicks and bunnies. Clearly, his mother put in a lot of thought into what goes into such a small basket. In fact, even the “grass” was made of edible paper, it seemed.
König would feel somewhat stupid, looking for a basket of all things during Easter, but it did remind him of his childhood, so he wouldn’t outwardly complain. Besides, you walking up to him, all happy with your little basket, does something to him. The sight was just too adorable, so he’d likely ask you, the master sleuth, to assist him in his hunt. Once you’ve both found them, you’d return back to his parents’ apartment and continue just chatting while occasionally eating a bit of the Jause*.
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Osterjause - Food that’s been prepared for Easter. It usually consists of meat, sausage, cheese, tomatoes and horseradish.
Brettljause - Same as Osterjause except it can be eaten at any point during the year.
Gsöchts - Geselchtes - Salted and smoked meat.
Schweinsbratn - Schweinebraten - Specifically prepared roast pork, eaten cold in this context.
Hauswiaschtl - Hauswürstel - A hard sausage.
Bauernbrot - A special type of bread.
Krenn - Horseradish.
Nuss, Karree - Types of meat
Osterkerberl - Osterkörbchen - Easter basket, a basket filled with easter themed food. Sometimes has a gift in it as well, mostly for children.
Kerberl - Körbchen - A basket
Jause - In this context it refers to the Osterjause.
#cod#cod x reader#könig#konig#könig x reader#konig x reader#I wrote this a week prior to posting it and just put it in my queue#I am not back just yet I just wanted to post something for another big day for König#I think he wouldn't drink as much during Easter. maybe three beers at most#also he gets along well with his family because I said so. I want the big guy to be happy his childhood was rough enough as it was#I sort of miss looking for the baskets in all honesty. that was always so much fun#it's a shame that I'm too old for that sort of thing these days. I also want a chocolate bunny in a colorful basket!!#if König was real I'd drag him around like a doll to all the places I don't wanna go to alone. and that includes seeing my family#we'd just sit in the other room and play UNO together until we get to leave because we don't wanna talk to anyone#König is good because I get to imagine what it would be like to go literally anywhere here with him#if I had cared about Call of Duty during my high school years I likely would have thought about attending my graduation with him as well#König comforts me in that way. at least I'm not alone in wanting nothing to do with other people while being forced to socialise every time
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how have I not made my v in the sims yet
#she is mostly done I just have to tweak her nose :)#and maybe find a new hair for her since it's a little too polished#the girl is a mess™️#but a literal ray of sunshine!!!#love her to bits#the sims 4#sims 4#the sims#ts4 portrait#WAIT i'm sitting here like......something is missing......#her cyberwear. her cyberwear is missing.#and it doesn't exist TRUST. i have looked
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hey uh do you have any advice for getting into zine making? especially like the kind of multimedia/collage ones? idk i think they're cool and i maybe want to start making some but i dont know how to start
start with scraps! receipts, tickets, offcuts, etc. takes the pressure off a bit. my first collage zine was put together with receipts and packaging cutouts! it was just about my groceries
you could do something like that. orrr collect some bits and bobs to cut/tear some shapes and stick them onto the pages. very simple but it could be a way to try out different ways of securing them, like using stitch, staples, tape. most of the time its to get a fun effect, but also glue isn't always enough. like i had to sew the netting in the 2nd image ^
tbh i find it kinda hard to give advice with multimedia/collage because for me, it's very much just jumping straight into it. if i think about it too much i get Extremely caught up in details and it's not fun, but you might work better with more planning! also don't be scared to rip or cover something if it's not working. done that many times 👍
#sorry it's a bit vague but well. what i said above. but basically imagine me writing Experiment on a whiteboard and underlining it#i found collage extremely hard to get into. like i had to force myself to sit down and do it#then i realised it's cuz i was always too specific about what i wanted and getting frustrated it wasn't turning out like that#so my process is literally just like. Brain Off. Gluestick On#i'm allowed to have a vague idea of what i want. colours and text. like my planning for 'Get me out of here' was just writing drafts#but layout? that's a problem for me when i get there!!!!!#ANYWAY UM Yes in my experience collage is just throwing my ass at it until something happens. my ultimate test in trusting the process#because what the hell is the paper doing#anonymous#ask#zine talk
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hmmmmmm
so, let me get this straight
the polin fandom spent 2 entire years hating on marina for being ooooh so awful and sooooo terrible to colin for lying to him and would 'make him miserable' and despised her for getting in between our otp
but also in the same breath said how much they need to see him suffer and for penelope to 'make him pay' and that he needs to be screaming crying throwing up for her forgiveness and she doesn't NEED to tell him about LW, that's HER business
and now in the exact same breath are hyping up mr. monopoly man debling and saying we need to be positive about him and omg he likes penelope for who she is (he doesn't) and he's going to make colin soooo jealous and . . .loving him. . .for getting in between our otp
hmmmmmmmmmmm
#polin#just say you don't like colin and move on????#twas the night before polin and all through the tags the hypocrisy is ringing and i'm here to slag#colin bridgerton deserves better than this fandom#in here before the season drops and people suddenly act like they've liked him all along#like fuck all y'all#all your hate for marina was never about colin#it was about pen#tired of the pen standom acting like they're the polin fandom#colin bridgerton you have always been my darling angel baby boy#and listen you can hate me for this if you want i do not care but i am here for colin and colin ALONE#also interesting that y'all will sit here and fight tooth and nail over a random white man OC who hasn't even had any airtime#but will literally call marina a 'slut' and use her name as a trigger warning in your fics#it's the racism for me
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EVERYWHERE I GO I CAN'T AVOID MARTLET SHIPS. /NEG
#ok I'm more chill with Martlet x Moray#bit more flexible with that one#but i REALLY hate Martlet x Ceroba#and i really don't understand why people ship it in the first place#other than to meet their lesbian quota or something#/lh#Martlet literally calls Chujin her father figure and Ceroba is the wife of that father figure#Chujin and Ceroba are older than Martlet#and this is why i don't like Starlo x Martlet either very much HFGDFEH#aside from that i just can't see them romantically either#like i said the other day i wish people didn't immediately jump to ships#there's a lot of interesting friendships and dynamics you could delve into here#ANYWAY. point of todays Sock Stresses post is that It Makes Me So Uncomfortable.#and I can't really avoid it anywhere#why does nobody realize the weird implications 😭#but i digress I can't stop people from doing these things#sometimes it be that way#just going to sit in my corner and do my own thing LOL#sock talk
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You know idk if it's just me being oblivious af but mxtx sure does enjoy putting her protags through the trolley problem when it comes to her works huh /j
#mdzs#mxtx#i say this not to be critical but because she really does prove how time and again#people want a scapegoat and an easy target to blame#and so much of her work is abt proving how faulty these philosophical absolutes are--nothing is that simple.#literally the arguments made to put everything on wwx (at least for now) appear to be faulty at best#i mean sure sometimes he puts his foot in his mouth but like ;;;;;;;; the kid is just doing his best wtf#everyone out here like WWX IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU except for lwj and i'm just like#1. hes literally like 16 yrs old or smth#2. whether or not he stepped in during the cave scene was kind of a non-question??????#the wens were so clearly going to engage in egregeious violence regardless of the rationalizations that came after#pointing fingers is legitimately pointless and fallacious logic#if mianmian wasnt targeted theres really no guarantee smth similar wouldnt have happened#furthermore working tg and refusing to play by wens' rules was p much the only feasible option#lwj was young and afraid and had lost so much but he still had enough clarity to insist on working tg#i also really love what he said abt suffering bc its just true.#the way he claps back to his uncle by saying that nobody would be spared violence and atrocity#the only choice they had was to try to band tg and mitigate the dmg--basically 'war is hell'#i find it such a stark and lovely contrast to the common perception of others abt him#that lwj stands alone and thinks of no one else; quite the contrary#he's v self-contained and v disciplined but he's not indifferent to suffering or apathetic#i think so much of the natural love that blooms between wwx and lwj is rooted in their mutual desire to do good#wwx wants to help--he loves to see people smile. he would do anything to protect the ppl he loves#lwj is honestly the same--he's just more abt structure and stability#wwx is more spontaneous and more attuned to the people around him#im a little shocked that people werent able to tell lwj was just as obsessed with him#just bc wwx is loud and mischievous about his interest doesnt really???? to me mask the ways lwj is so responsive. also i ????????#still don't understand the mental gymnastics of madame jiang insisting it was all wwx's fault when she literally targeted wen's mistress ->#in retaliation???????????????? all this 'pick your battles what the fuck is wrong with you wwx' and she goes and instigates their wrath??#i mean idk fellas i was just sitting there like 'you could have handled this so many ways and you picked the TNT option. wat.'
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