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forsapphics · 26 days

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Jamie Clayton as Nomi Marks in season 2 of Sense8 (2015 - 2018)

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yukinikuu · 1 year

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HIS FACE AJSGADFUYEFB

#i'm late but #it's a pleasure to meet you..... new friend....#ventiamiajoketoyou.jpg #zhongli: hi stranger #venti: hi stranger #xiao:#i will never b over this

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sundiced · 2 months

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Chapters: 1/4 Fandom: DCU Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Match (DCU)/Thaddeus Thawne Characters: Match (DCU), Thaddeus Thawne Additional Tags: Pirate AU, Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Magic, Handcuffs, of a sort, Forced Proximity, Enemies to Lovers, okay technically it's, strangers to friends to enemies to reluctant allies to lovers, but that's not a tag (tragically), Mutual Pining Summary:

A curse formed at the deathbed of a spiteful wizard, Thaddeus Thawne has spent the entirety of his admittedly rather short existence fulfilling his one and only purpose: To make Bart Allen’s life a living hell. If this requires him to be a pirate, then so be it. But when a shipwreck and a painfully familiar runaway throw a wrench into his carefully-crafted plans, he ends up stranded on an island and tied to the most inconvenient partner possible. This is, of course, only a momentary distraction. He’ll get back to the important things. Eventually.

#Match #Inertia #DC #I'm late but #dc rarepair week 2024

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ordinaryxxgirl · 5 months

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"Butt massages? ...It sounds nice, but I'd rather have a back massage right now, truth be told. Or a shoulder massage..."

#{bespectacled something | self insert | saku}#{through the looking glass | dash commentary}#I'm late but

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suburbanlegnd · 6 months

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃 👻

Thanks M!!

#I'm late but #happy Halloween!!

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justtrashperson · 2 years

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golden boy

#justtrashart #c!tommy #tommyinnit #dsmp #mcyt #tommyinnit fanart #fanart #i'm late but #yeah

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inanearlierr · 1 year

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"I love you."

#I'm late but #nov 5 #nov 5 2022 #spn #castiel #i love you #supernatural #spn fanart #nov 5th

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numbz · 1 year

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I will go all out for Halloween, even if I’m just sitting in the house.

#i'm late but #happy halloween #given more time I would have blended that scar putty better #but it was just for a zoom meeting so #whatevs #me #killer clown

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mcsesofsin · 2 years

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Imsorry you’re just mad Nep isn’t doing it to you gear

“E-Excuse me?”

#i'm late but #here lolol #m; Purple Sister; Nepgear #look back on my blog for contextl olol

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taffywabbit · 5 months

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they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled

#buny text #I'm fine i've just been staying up too late playing bg3 the past few nights #and then wanting to wake up before noon so my parents don't say anything rude to me so i end up getting less sleep to facilitate that #and it's catching up to me #i feel like this explanation maybe undermines my previous statement of 'I'm fine' a bit but I'm fine i promise #look at my lop posts boy

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt · 11 months

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having a child has taught me that every toddler is completely justified in their frustrations and tantrums because learning how to do something you have literally never encountered or heard of before is insane. and being expected to be completely calm in the face of this constant barrage of overwhelming information is doubly insane.

i got charlie a sticker activity book and it occurred to me i have to TEACH someone how to unpeel stickers. it's SKILL that requires DEXTERITY and FINE MOTOR ABILITY. i thought it was obvious that you have to curl the page a little bit to create a break in the cut so the sticker comes up.

obviously a fucking BABY wouldn't know that because they have no background experience to inform their thought process. OBVIOUSLY. and OBVIOUSLY the LITERAL BABY wouldn't get it right the first few times. it would OBVIOUSLY take practice. lots of it.

i hate this feeling. it's so obvious. why are children treated so badly when they're learning everything for the first fucking time. why do people treat children so horribly and expect so much. they're brand new. why didn't i get the same grace i give to my child? why did no one have patience for me? why, when it's this easy?

it's so easy. it's so fucking easy.

#ok2rb #op #babbyposting #apologizing to my child is second nature #i'm brand new at it too #obviously im gonna fuck up here and there #its only right to apologize #why did no one ever apologize to me #not until it was too late

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nereb-and-dungalef · 8 months

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Mongolian history class, 2022, start of the semester. We're having a discussion on animal slaughter, featuring the one Mongolian student in our school.

The student explains that he's slaughtered animals himself, and there are two ways of doing it that avoid the spilling of blood. For a small animal like a chicken, you reach up into the chest of the animal and sever the arteries. For a larger animal like a camel, there's a spot on the forehead that, when hit hard enough, causes the animal to die instantly.

While this discussion is going on, a couple of the students are sharing something back and forth on their phone

The professor calls this out, asking if what they're sharing is more interesting than Mongolian animal slaughter

The room is dead silent for a few seconds. The two students look at each other awkwardly.

Eventually, one of the students pipes up:

"Well, the queen of England just died."

And without missing a beat, another student:

"Did they hit her on the head like a camel?"

#genuinely i'm so glad this is how i learned the queen died #happy fucking (late) anniversary #felt i should share it it's just. perfect y'know #there is no queen of england

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canisalbus · 26 days

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