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I'm sure this has been done but
#ariane to the twins after meeting forchenault: anyway pack your shit you're moving in with me and urianger#we're your family now#anne plays ffxiv#ew spoilers#i'm gonna kick his ass#and if my doomsday bunker theory is correct i'm gonna kick his ass HARDER
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thinking about that last date in cant buy me love but with eddie. how he would take her to an old car lot or a graveyard instead of a plane yard and they end the night looking up at the moon. 🫣
THIS ACTUALLY HURTS because i know i could change the moment and make it a sweet confession of love but i won't :D and i am actually writing a small fic about this
small disclaimer: very ooc eddie because it's an au - not proofread also i literally have no idea of what i just typed
because i was rewatching the movie and i could only think about how heartbreakingly painful it would be to listen to eddie ask about your breakup, like it was just another exciting chapter of his fantasy books. even though you tried to act confused, telling him that you didn't understand what he was saying, he'd just turn to you and say: "you know what i'm talking about! our official breakup tomorrow!"
and then you'd just go back to staring at the moon, appreciating the white shiny halo with a whole other intention altogether: by looking up it was easier for you to not let your tears spill all over your cashmere sweater. the whole situation was ridiculous. were you really about to cry in the middle of forest hills trailer park?
"yeah," you took a deep breath, trying to sound nonchalant about the whole thing, "we could just do it naturally, i guess. even though i don't even know whoever actually believed it".
"us going out? i think a lot of people, actually. but i see what you mean, it is very unrealistic". eddie agreed with you and stayed silent for a couple of seconds, turning back to you again with an excited smile on his face, "but what about we stage a big fight? i'm a great actor, i can do it!"
"i don't think we have anything to fight ab-"
"we can make it up!" he interrupted you, "but, um... what do people fight about?"
"scratch that idea, eddie. we wouldn't want to damage your popular status now. reputation is everything, after all." you stated, sarcastically, but the venom in your words seemed to go by unnoticed by the boy. now, he looked even more thrilled, practically cackling by your side.
"popular status?"
"yeah," you acknowledged it, but continued your train of thought even though his excited laughter was only getting louder and louder, "i think that a small, dignified-"
"me!? being popular? for the right reasons? oh, man, that's awesome!" eddie exclaimed, and you could hear the smile on every single word he uttered which only broke your heart more. "oh my god, thank you, y/n! you're the best!"
he jumped out of your conversible, bouncing his way to his uncle's trailer, giving you a small wave while saying: "have a good night, yeah? i'll see you tomorrow!"
"good night, eddie." you reciprocated the wave, not matching his enthusiasm in the slightest. the only thing you could do now was to hope that your vision wouldn't get too blurry from crying while you were on your way home.
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can't buy me love!au
#i'm sad#eddie is kind of an asshole in this au but whatever#i'm gonna kick his ass#not proofread#liv answers#mav! <3#eddie munson x reader#can't buy me love!au#liv talks about eddie#liv writes
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soooooooo....
#dominick mysterio#wwe#raw lb#monday night raw#the judgement day#he'll learn#I told him not to join the judgement day 😭#I'm gonna kick his ass#if I was Rey mysterio I'll give him the belt and whoop him in front of everybody 💀#i'm sorry#Dominick count your fucking days
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I know God's sending me to hell cause if he let me into heaven the first thing I'd do is throw hands with him
#what he did to Lynyrd Skynyrd is unforgivable. and literally everyone else#you fuckin#I'm gonna kick his ass#thoughts
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#noivern#one of my all-dragon team's staples! thus i have a soft spot for this pokémon. not really for any other reason than that#just a cool badass design. big bat dragon. objectively badass#though i think it should be a dragon/dark type instead of dragon/flying. hydreigon typing#also hi it's me from the future. a few hours before this posts. i just want to complain a little bit#about how fucking difficult this is getting now that i'm getting into alolan forms in the queue#i don't. fucking. know how to use blender. this is kicking my ass. i spent like two hours this morning just trying to get those alolan form#working. and i didn't even successfully do that for two of them#so if you like alolan forms i am Really sorry but they are not gonna be up to par for the production value i have set for myself on this#blog. i've fuckin doomed myself by getting this much of a following and i know i can't get away with the same shit i used to#be able to so like. just fuckin bear with me please it's turning into a whole wreck here in the future in gen 7
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#kit tanthalos#elora danan#airk tanthalos#willow 2022#willow#willow spoilers#look. i'm not saying airk is completely incapable of fighting#but i AM saying that they're gonna kick his ass so bad???#he picked a sword up once (1nce) and didn't even use it????#unless that haircut gave him a -4 to himbo swag and a +4 buff to fighting#although maybe that's why dempsey was doing fight training for the entire time everyone else was actually filming#anyway elora's hair is effin REDred#good for her#i think i need a gif tag
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Violence Queen and her soft-serve samurai. Their relationship is the introvert who got trapped at a party and the first person they met and decided to stick to for the rest of the evening.
#kyoryuger#zyuden sentai kyoryuger#super sentai#kyoryu gold#kyoryu pink#amy yuuzuki#utsusemimaru#fan art#another best friendship i can't get over aaahaha#my girl was literally about to kick his ass before realizing 'oh my god he's baby' and adopting him aldfkjaekf#utchy probably shouldn't be taking cues from amy but i love that he does#something something... amy 'i can make him worse' yuuzuki#i'm gonna get better at their likenesses sometime... waaahah but i still like how these turned out!#i'm getting better at the suits!!#also.... realizing that one of these characters has DEF killed people and it's not Ammmmyyyyyyyy~!
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Overhated Female Character x Underused Female Character
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#If I see any Pulaski hate on this post I'm gonna lose it#Selar#Pulaski#Doctor Selar#Doctor Pulaski#been watching tng and I really don't know why people hate pulaski so much#just watched an episode where she was like 'I hate this dude...Data!!! Kick his ass in space 3d chess!!!' and I laughed#unless there's an episode I haven't gotten to yet where she like sends Data to the electric chair I do nooot understand#but I mean people wanted T'Pring dead for not wanting to marry Spock so you know#to me Pulaski is much more interesting than Beverely - she has a certain energy to her that I like#watched an episode the other day where she fought tooth & nail to do something dangerous and when it turned out she was wrong she accepted#it and was like 'ok. I guess I'm dying now. I knew the risks v_v' and I liked her right away (first episode I saw her in)#anyway yuri between two women who never interact in canon save me#tng#star trek tng
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Darling's customer service was never truly the best.
FUCK HIM UP DARLING FUCK HIM UPPPP‼️‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣
#the cat speaks#yuurivoice#yuurivoice auron#auron yuurivoice#writing#yuurivoice finn#finn yuurivoice#wip writing#writing wip#wip#the middle ground#middle ground#mg darling#darling mg#also I'm still changing things from this scene so not everything here is gonna be finalized#FUCK HIM UP#KICK HIS ASS
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so we are hardcore characterizing an asian senator as a mean antagonistic bureaucrat trying to put down our roguish rebellion-era heroes who are played by white people okay okay okay okay cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
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friend was late to roulettes... i may have had a freudian slip
#ffxiv#ffxiv screenshots#final fantasy#friends#i was TRYING to say something like i'm gonna eat his shorts or kick his ass and then it did not come ouf like that#out of context discord
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People hate Jax so much, but I for one cannot wait to see him become the worst character of all time.
#tadc#the amazing digital circus#goose even said he's chaotic evil how neat is that#i think it'd be really neat if his main goal (was to blow up) was to cause as much chaos in the circus as he could#maybe as a way to stick it to caine#fuck up all the games so bad#that he has no choice but to kick him out or something#or maybe he just wants everyone to hate him so they won't miss him once he abstracts or something#i'm sure he's gonna have some emotional whatchamahoozits#i genuinely despise him but watching him be an ass is also fun#hope he gets his ass kicked <3
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letting this breach containment.
#hand jumper#juni chang#ishaan cha#do people even use his first name or is he relegated officer cha for now and forever#the way i forgot i had tumblr#THE WAY I FORGOT I HAD HJ MEMES ON MY COMPUTER.#THE WAY THE SAYEON BIRTHDAY POST WAS NEVER POSTED ON HER BIRTHDAY.#well on discord yeah but now the joke is lost.#still debating on making this a meme acc or a hj rambling acc#if you have any constructive criticism#questions or just wanna make sure i'm alive just ask me ig#the masses aren't ready yet for these two i'm afraid#me neither tho tbh#s2 is gonna kick my ass if ishaan finally gets his 1/16th of internal monologue#give him the instructor sang treatment and i WILL explode#sayeon shitpost next ig i'm so mad at myself now actually#but their queerplatonic situationship bewitched me#or their situationship swag whatever floats your boat i don't discriminate#also if anyone understands what ishaan's handle means i will give you a hug i was giggling making it#if no one gets it my lame ass will cry
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three americans in clay finals tomorrow
#anytime an american does something this clay season I'm gonna post this photo lol#thank you stefanos for giving me this lovely meme material :)#(and always keep in mind that he got his ass kicked by taylor almost immediately after writing this)#my dearly beloved american idiots#danielle collins#frances tiafoe#ben shelton
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michael cole supporting bayley?????
....he can have one right.
as a treat.
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I've been hurrying to finish my Breath of the Wild playthrough, so I stopped off at Rito Village to get the Great Eagle Bow again and I happened to run into Saki and I like her, so I talked to her to see what she had to say
And uh…. Hoo boy, this dialogue hits different knowing what happens to Tulin in the sequel 😬
#tears of the kingdom#breath of the wild#loz botw#loz totk#rito village#botw saki#totk tulin#loz tulin#Saki: I don't want my son to be a warrior. He's going to lose his whole childhood 🥺#Flash forward 5/6 years#Tulin age 14 lost his whole childhood: HEY MOM I'VE BECOME A SAGE AND I'M GONNA GO TO WAR TO FIGHT THE DEMON KING! 😄#Saki: WHAT#It's kinda implied that Saki is an archer herself because Teba gave her fucking Bomb Arrows to defend their home and she gives them to Link#Because she doesn't want Tulin to play with them#TOTK AU where Saki is like: I swear if the Demon King harms a single feather on my sweet boy's head I will personally go down there#and kick his ass into the stratosphere myself. AND SHE DOES.#Tens to hundreds of thousands of years planning to beat Ganondorf when he is revived gets completely side swiped by a pissed off Mama Bird#Honestly between Teba ignoring his wife's wishes to not make Tulin a child soldier and Kass abandoning Amali to look after 5 kids by hersel#I think there needs to be a Rito Marriage Counselor. Or Bird Divorce
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