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I'll put you in your coffin, Father.
Interview With the Vampire (1994)
The Hunger (1983)
Queen of the Damned (2002)
Baldur's Gate 3 (2023)
Interview With the Vampire (2022- )
Bit (2019)
#horroredit#vampireedit#usergiles#interview with the vampire#the hunger#queen of the damned#bit#mygifs#i can't believe jessica in true blood never seriously tried to stake bill#i would have
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get the man a fan ✨
#the english muffin is burning#Andrew Lincoln#*#andygifs#gonna make like those ancient greek fantasies and fan him with palm fronds#happy sinday#don't flash your midriff at me you tart#i'd say im looking#but that'd be stupidly obvious#hello illac furrow adonis belt v lines whatever the crap you wanna call them#that belt is really doing its job#poor sweaty thing#everyone: :) andy: *melting*#he felt like a space heater when i hugged him tho so boy just runs hot#someone pick up that paper on the table and fan the man 😂#i would have#sorry but when a man's shirt goes up like that i get stupid
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Imagine getting divorced while living with your soon-to-be-ex (who's also your boss) and his new lover and you can't even vent about it because you don't have any friends and the internet hasn't been invented yet
#i know i've said it before but it's really impressive that izzy only tries to kill stede twice#i'm surprised he hasn't tried to kill ed yet#i would have#our flag means death#ofmd#izzy hands#shitpost
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Yeah i mean half the Orin-redeemed Durge conflict could have been avoided if the Durge had hugged her and told her they were proud of her.
#i would have#you can side with Gortash (only for 30s tho) why can’t i with Orin??#she’s just a baby#bg3#orin the red#baldur’s gate 3
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So uh...today just went from “good” to bad because while I was driving to the mall, I accidentally hit some debris that was on the road and cracked my front fender (thankfully it’s still attached and didn’t come off or that would be REALLY BAD). Thankfully I’m not hurt and it didn’t crack my pan, but still...this is like my first “accident” and I am feeling terrible. So if you could send me good vibes or encouragement or anything, I would appreciate it...because now my nerves are shot and I know my anxiety is gonna be through the fucking roof
#sass talks#i'm especially upset because i've been SO GOOD about taking care of my car and nNOT getting into accidents but then this happened#thankfully i have insurance but i have no idea how expensive it's going to be until next week when i take my car to get looked at#and before you say anything#trust me if i could have moved#i would have#but it was too late#and i had cars on either side of me#so it was either#hit them#or just take the hit myself#so i took the hit#i am not happy
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I had a dream last night that someone turned my story into a live action disney adaptation, and while the irl versions of my characters were fairly accurate (and trippy to see since they are exclusively Drawn Beings) they made my favorite CHARACTER A BACKGROUND CHARACTER AND RUINED THE PLOT AND EVERYTHING ELSE THE SAME WAY ALL THE OTHER LESS-POPLAR DISNEY REMAKES DID and everyone's ringers were one and the keyboard clicks of their phones were audible
#i was so PISSED omg#why did they have to do my guy like that#iggy you deserved better :(#in all honesty i didnt actually hear the phones like that#but if someone had opened their phone#i would have
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watching Julien Solomita play Stardew Valley is giving me nearly as much serotonin as when I rewatch Jenna Marbles videos
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Just now getting around to reading @mutantninjamidlifecrisis new fic update and genuinely fucking crying rn
#i would have#i know#we all know#no spoilers but the#HONEY I#GENUINELY NOT WELL#HAVE A HUGE URGE TO MAKE FANART OR AN ANIMATION RN WHILE I'M LITERALLY SICK#have been sick for a week now and going to the doc again tmrw#should not be reading emotionally damaging fanfic rn but i am#shout-out to u for making me cry#mutant ninja midlife crisis#rottmnt
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My Engineering lab partner…bro. He has a habit of like whispering under his breath to himself. We walk around this table that’s covered in our tools and our project so we’re often behind each other or shoulder-to-shoulder and he’s a tad taller than me. This one time he was really focused, right next to my ear when he accidentally snapped the pencil lead and whispered, “fuck.”
I jolted up. That was like, tingle in my spine. I was red in the face because all I could picture was Jake Seresin CUZ HE SOUNDED LIKE HIM. And now that’s all I can imagine.
#praying for you and your sanity#I would have#had to excuse myself#m answers#slumber party#sexcapades
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#bless him#can you imagine#I love that girl’s reaction when they introduce him#I really hope some people asked for a photo#I would have#rick astley#bbc#glastonbury#‘rick astonbury’
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so we can all agree that bakugou is partially at fault for the casualties happening as a result of his death, correct?
Well, nobody we know has died yet, but... if you want to say that everyone's injuries are the natural consequence for Bakugo and company's choice to act, and then failing to succeed in the manner attempted, instead of sitting on their hands when their plan fell apart, I suppose so, but I wonder what would have happened had they done nothing, run, and bided their time or taken the time to create a new plan?
If you want to blame one person, or even a select group of them who are doing their best under pressure and in almost the worst possible conditions, for the result of an entire coordinated plan falling through into chaos due to unforeseen circumstances and them trying to make do with what they had, well. I think you have a future in teaching classes where every grade is determined based on whether or not the whole group participates, as well as a reputation for failing students who have to miss class or presentation day because of extreme circumstances like a family death.
#ask#I'm thinking of you mrs durst#I'll hold that grudge forever for what you did to my A+ perfect attendance friend#If I could have gotten you fired#I would have
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He's so soft 😭
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I would have said
I love you
in a hundred different ways
if only—just once—I believed
you felt the same
I would have showed you
I love you
in two hundred different more
if only—just once—I could trust
you like before
Instead, I learned
three hundred senseless ways to trigger pain
starting with that time I dreamed
someday, we’d spell forever with our veins
- Cora Finch
#poetry#love#heartbreak#life#dreams#endings#I love you#to say love#to show love#to feel love#hurt#my writing#cora finch#heartsongs#poem#225#I would have
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