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longtallglasses · 3 months

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Favorite ship

favorite ship? favorite SHIP?

titanic for sure i had a huge fixation on it as a child i even came up w a roller coaster idea for it although ive been told it would be distasteful to execute

but actually sry anon im going to have to use this as an excuse to talk about every single one of my favorite ships and why i love them bc ive had a notes list going for a while…

in really no particular order:

wolfstar - what can you say you know if you know you know they are the definition of literary soulmates. the fact that j** wrote them without the intent of making them be in love is so baffling it’s ridiculous. people talk about ships like oh they’re the sun/star and so and so is the moon which is all well and good but is it written in the text?? do their names literally translate to moon and star?? THEIR HISTORY wolfstar is the blueprint no one’s done it like them and i dare say no one will again

byler - my current brain rot and just may be becoming an all time fave (no that’s a lie they’re my fave) best childhood friends to lovers my favorite trope they are a ship i’ve always yearned for. small town 80s nerds the pining the angst the Horror! their potential is so promising and have become such a amazing vessel for me - i relate to both of them so much on so many levels that it makes the creativity just FLOW

catradora - catradora. CHANGED. THE. GAaaaamee. best friends to enemies to lovers?!? WHAT. honestly this whole show changed the game. nestled in each others hearts they know how to twist the knife but also know exactly how to make it better ! that one intense homoerotic friendship u had when u were younger that slowly destroyed you. catradora my beloved.

victurri - from yuri on ice. this one was esp special to me bc i watched that go down live my senior year of hs so it was quite formative. i hadn’t fully grasped my queerness at the time(even tho everything i consumed was gay…) but i did suspect i was somewhere on the ace spectrum and watching their relationship build and come together through a growing emotional intimacy was soooo special to me and they will always be famous. (also weirdly it’s the fandom i hav the most merch of w/o ever buying a single thing bc i never shut up about this show when i was younger so ive been gifted everything them stickers, key chains, posters, pins so much lmao)

dorlene - badass girlfriends. i have a whole backstory for marlene in my head that i think veers from the most popular characterization of her (she’s been very sirius-ified by most of the fandom which i’m not mad at but!) my dorlene MY dorlene is very srs and very important to me.

elmax - okay okay lumax for the show elmax for personal reasons. el a sheltered traumatized girl being exposed to true love and friendship w/o expectations or conditions by a gives zero shits free spirited max - max being harsh and stand offish to most people bc of her own history but is so warmed and won ovr by el’s honesty and naivety. the way they Can Grow together ! the way they can be exactly what the the needs!

honorable straight mentions lol:

recently carmy and syd from the bear !!! oooo that slow burn

jily obvs

and percabeth that is a beautiful ship of my childhood dreams and i’m so excited to see it play out now on screen!

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lazulisong · 7 years

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Top five dumbest arguments Yuuri and Victor have had?

well obviously the All Time Greatest Hit was “I thought we were going to get married and you thought I was just here to play coach until I proved I was good at everything and then leave you to lick your wounds quietly while I went back to skating AND YET you let me kiss you and gave me what I thought was an engagement ring okay new rule we have to use real words not just skating”

The other four:

Yuri is a generally tidy person but Victor is the type of person who says “we have to clean up before the cleaning lady gets here” “victor you literally could eat a meal straight from this floor”

shirts: folded, rolled, or filed like a crazy person

socks: twenty pairs of white and black ones in a bin like an animal or matched like a crazy person?

which is better, surreal Soviet cartoons that teach nihilism to four year olds or weirdass Japanese anime that show naked people to an audience of ditto

Victor had never previously thought about the fact that he could fall in love with an Apple Person, and yet here he is, in love with someone who uses a Mac Book Air

“you like chromeOS,” says Yuri. “that’s like, fake Linux OS-ified for people who don’t want to understand the internet” “and yet they’re $700 less than your Mac”

.who has to crawl out of the warm bed to let the dog out and who gets to sleep for fifteen minutes before their cold and annoyed husband returns with the dog and puts their cold feet on them

#yuri on ice #victuuri #chirabella

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bump-of-whump · 7 years

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I love your YOI sickfics sm Idk if you take requests but maybe one with JJ getting sick (like flu or strep or something) and Yurio being forced (somehow) to take care of him It can be platonic cuz idk if you ship pliroy THANKS

I hope this is okay. I’m sorry it’s so short, I really don’t feel like I can write JJ too good. But um, here you go anyway! Ficlet commences under the cut.

Yuri is taken aback by the sight of the Canadian skater sprawled across his hotel bed.

“Hey!” He squawks. “What the fuck are you doing in here?”

JJ picks his head up enough to glower and that’s when Yuri sees he looks like total garbage. His complexion is terribly ashen around the stoplight red splotches of color in his cheeks. His glisten blearily and startlingly bright.

“Quit yelling,” he groans at Yuri, dropping his head again. He sounds as awful as he looks, every syllable rasping and feeble.

“Why are you in my room!?” Yuri demands, making an effort to be somewhat softer.

“My room,” JJ mumbles.

“No, it’s not. Look around, that is all my stuff!” Yuri heatedly gestures to the clothes strewn on the floor and the open suitcases. Everything is unmistakably his own belongings.

“My room now,” JJ mutters tiredly. A cough ripples through his broad frame and all if takes is the one to lead him into a fit. He hacks all over Yuri’s poor pillow, gross-ing it up with all his spit and germs.

“Come on,” Yuri groans. “Couldn’t you find somewhere else to die? I don’t want to room with Georgi. He’s still whining about Anya and it really creeps me out.”

“Not dying yet,” JJ grumbles weakly. He starts coughing again and it’s so bad Yuri can’t believe him. He curls inward under the strain of the fit, burying his mouth in the now certified germ-ified pillow to muffle them.

As much as Yuri doesn’t want to care, it startles him to see the other skater so sick. He goes over and puts a hand to JJ’s back. He can feel the blaze of fever heat even through his clothes and this does nothing to mitigate his uneasiness.

“Damn, dude,” he hisses. “Should I go get your coaches? Or call a doctor?”

“Water?” JJ proposes in a rough whimper, raising his head.

It’s just so pitiful that Yuri can’t deny him. He sighs warily, and goes to the fridge to get JJ a bottle of water. JJ starts coughing again, each one grating out of him dry and painful.

“I’d better not catch this,” Yuri warns him without as much ferocity as he hoped would carry the words. He gently bumps the cool bottom of the bottle against JJ’s face.

JJ blinks and clumsily reaches up for it. Yuri doesn’t let him have it until he’s sure he can keep a steady grip. Then he has trouble screwing the cap off so Yuri just sighs and leans over, hit with a wave of the uncomfortable, roasting heat teeming off the Canadian skater. He unscrews the cap for him and props the pillow a little higher under his head so he won’t choke as he drinks.

“Thanks,” he croaks when he’s had his fill.

Yuri cringes, bristling with alarm. JJ expressing suck gratitude to him is just wrong. So wrong. Yuri concludes whatever disease he has must be of the intensively delirious variety. Logically, Yuri should just get as far away from him as possible and take a hot shower right now to scrub away the contagion…

Instead Yuri lets out a sigh and goes to look for another blanket, because the older skater is quaking with chills and Yuri can’t find it in him to abandon someone who looks as pitiful as an orphaned kitten.

“Damn it,” he grumbles to himself in resignation. “I don’t even know how you got in here…”

#blip fics #illness #sickfic #this is probably so bad i'm sorry #i tried #OTL

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