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nashishishi · 3 years

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saiouma fic recs (completed fics only)

LIST IS AT 200 AND COUNTING

(fic list and conditions for how i rate them below cut)

R A T I N G S :

Five stars at most. Increased number of stars for how memorable it is, how recognizable it is, and overall length and quality of the fanfiction. Originality was especially important when I rated these fics. Don't see your favorite SaiOuma fic here? It's probably because I didn't find it original. In addition, the way the fic ended was also very important to me. Depending on how much effect it had on me, it might have taken a star down.

Ratings are not based on placement on the list. The list is numbered purely so that it's more convenient for when I want to count how many there are. (Although I will note that the reason the first four are all 5 stars is because they were the best ones I thought of off the top of my head.)

I rate these fics as SaiOuma fics, not as fics in general. That means that if the SaiOuma isn’t really important, but it just happens to make the fic cuter, then it’s on the list but it’s not 4 stars.

Ratings are in double corner brackets (「」).

I M P O R T A N T:

All fanfictions in this list are of high quality. Some are just better than others, in my opinion. What I am ranking is: out of the best fics out there, which ones are the best of the best?

Don't be discouraged by any 1 star ratings. Those fics are still wonderful. Trust me, my tastes aren't garbage.

There aren't a lot of smut fics here. Most of, if not all the smut fics here are fics that are either Porn with Feelings or Porn with Plot. (I was hesitant to include smut fics at all, but goddamn, "Shuichi's Love Hotel" by ReturnToZero was just too damn good not to.) If you came here for smut fics (maybe you’re horny rn idk) then this isn’t the right place to look.

I didn’t add any of the summaries to these fics. This big block of text would only get bigger if I did that. I also didn’t add any links because I’m lazy. (I might add links later, though.)

B I A S E S :

I don't like Sumb and Oumoron very much. Any fics that have Sumb and/or Oumoron are probably going to have lower ratings by default.

I'm always hesitant to read pregame fics. This is usually because the fic has something to do with violence, unhealthy obsessions, and toxic relationships. Because of this, my impression and overall opinion of the fic is bound to be tainted. (The only exception is “Sweetheart” by Hyacinthium, apparently.)

I'm a sucker for Hanahaki fics. There's a lot of them here. I know it totally contradicts my earlier statement about originality, but I just love Hanahaki fics way too much. Please take Hanahaki fic ratings with a grain of salt.

I probably (read: most definitely) avoided some fics that have the Major Character Death tag. I've tried to steel myself in order to read the fics where Kokichi dies (because it's always Kokichi), but I still end up avoiding most of them. I could be missing out on some S-tier fics here, so make sure to tell me if I am.

I (probably, most likely) did not include any fics that were cross-posted on Wattpad, because I didn't bother to read the ones that said "cross-posted on Wattpad" in the summary. I don't like Wattpad fics, and I was only justified further when one of the cross-posted fics I was reading opened with the words "Shuichi's POV:". If there are any SaiOuma fics from Wattpad that are good, please tell me.

I, uhh, usually rate my fics based on how emotional they make me. I'm not the type to cry while reading, or even when watching a movie, so if a fic makes me cry, it is a goddamn good fic. Which means, if it's angsty enough (Kokichi dies probably, idk) then it made me cry. Therefore, 5 stars.

If you don't trust my ratings at all, you should really just go check them out yourself. Really, they're all good.

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25,244 | mediocre_kazoo_player 「☆☆☆☆☆」

In A Heartbeat | papapapuffy 「☆☆☆☆☆」

there's a thin line between comedy and tragedy | unseeliekey 「☆☆☆☆☆」

Hologram | Rovelae 「☆☆☆☆☆」

nouveau dèpart | kami (slowburnsunsets) 「☆☆☆☆」

Rubik's cubes a'rolling | Mbirnsings71 「☆☆」

Now you're speaking my language | Jimcloud 「☆☆☆」

Cigarettes & Grief | Scornful_Truth 「☆☆☆☆☆」

It's Lonely at Midnight | AnimeGirlAnn 「☆☆☆☆」

Second Chances | Lethargic_Lilac 「☆☆☆」

Shuichi's Love Hotel | ReturnToZero 「☆☆☆☆☆」

Field Trip | ReturnToZero 「☆☆」

Tells | ReturnToZero 「☆☆☆」

listen, before i go | HopelessTodorokiLover 「☆☆☆☆」

How to express love | Litsu 「☆☆☆」

Hypothetical Situation | Tyingto_NoyFail_InLife 「☆☆☆☆」

cops and robbers | 264feet 「☆☆」

Meta | megastarstrike 「☆☆☆☆」

The Perks of Being Hollywood Spawn | Lenasaurous 「☆☆☆☆」

we can be ghosts together | maddylime 「☆☆☆☆」

you have the right to remain right here | unseeliekey 「☆☆☆☆☆」

built to last | rannas 「☆☆☆☆☆」

starved. | Scornful_Truth 「☆☆☆☆☆」

Unexpected Developments | adylini 「☆☆☆☆」

so YA novels were a fcking lie [series] | sleep_247 「☆☆☆」

welcome home | tougenkyous 「☆☆☆☆」

closet case | clownmaeda_renaissance 「☆☆☆」

Loop [series] | Romhack0101 「☆☆☆」

how to fall in love in three easy steps | chuwuyas 「☆☆☆☆」

sometimes i fantasize about faking my own death, just to see how it would make you feel [series] | hubbletuff 「☆☆☆☆」

Forget-Me-Not [series] | Rhyllow 「☆☆☆☆」

3.38 | Plus_ONE (SfrogPlus) 「☆☆☆☆」

Wishing It Was You | ReturnToZero 「☆☆☆☆」

flower for your thoughts? | DarkColdSummer 「☆☆☆☆」

The Long List of Things that Annoy Kokichi Ouma | FishMum 「☆☆☆☆」

Little Lies | Krokodyll 「☆☆☆☆」

His Mouth | RandomGuineaPig 「☆☆☆☆」

La la love | Tiramisseun 「☆☆」

soulmate's connection. | kiraqi (caticoo) 「☆☆☆☆」

Sectional Rivalry | megastarstrike 「☆☆☆」

The Way to a Man's Heart (is through his stomach) | orphan_account 「☆☆☆」

Month of Hell | megastarstrike 「☆☆」

summer depression | Scornful_Truth 「☆☆☆☆」

a future for you and me | Yukari 「☆」

And All the Things I Don't Talk About | murg 「☆☆☆☆」

Restoring Connections | queenshroom 「☆☆☆」

My Hat, Your Hat | Hittinmiss 「☆☆☆」

looking for what's right in front of me | kathoo 「☆☆☆」

You Don't Need to Say | auralikh 「☆☆」

His True Feelings | begonialily 「☆☆」

Your Sweet Russian Roulette | coeurdargent 「☆☆」

poem weaver | tia37 「☆☆☆」

Shine | taitofan 「☆☆」

(Life) After Death | Rovelae 「☆☆☆」

Things Could Be Worse... No, Really. | thatsrightdollface 「☆☆☆☆」

Monsoon | Scornful_Truth 「☆☆☆」

do not get blackout drunk [series] | unseeliekey 「☆☆☆☆」

And now for something different | Serahne 「☆☆☆」

He Dreams Too | error_in_execution 「☆☆☆」

Flower Language | kckicuma 「☆☆☆」

Poison Mouth | psychiccupid 「☆☆」

After All, I'm (Not) A Liar | BrightStarWrites 「☆☆☆」

Alone | orphan_account 「☆☆☆☆」

Close | echocantspell 「☆☆☆」

Kriegspiel | Azia 「☆☆☆☆☆」

Valentine's Chocolate | shslAO3_fanficWriter 「☆☆」

A Game of Confessions (And Love) | HereComesAComment 「☆☆☆☆」

The Writer | sinfulwonder 「☆☆☆」

Sleepovers and What They Mean to a Surpeme Leader | LavenderMilk 「☆」

Sweetheart | Hyacinthium 「☆☆☆☆☆」

midnight swim | orphan_account 「☆☆☆」

Love in the Mist | winterflakes 「☆☆☆」

Feelings of Ham | lovingdefiance 「☆☆☆」

Pockets Full of Petals | ColorfulVoid 「☆☆☆☆」

Little Bastards (Saiouma) | ySoda (JESTERPH0BIC) 「☆☆☆」

Withdrawal | screaming_speedwell 「☆☆☆☆」

Roommates and Blind Dates | AchiOuma 「☆☆☆」

Googly Eyes and a Heart-Shaped Lollipop | orphan_account 「☆☆☆」

A Flower's Meaning (hanakotoba) | hananocha 「☆☆☆☆」

Close Youre Eyes and Rest | Snowy_Snowflake 「☆☆☆」

Ad-Lib Performance | EvilMuffins 「☆☆」

Comfort In Your Silence | Akiragane 「☆☆☆」

Chocolates for My Beloved | sushihara_shuichi 「☆☆」

Seven Ways to Prove I Love You | EternalFluffy 「☆☆☆☆」

For What It's Worth | screaming_speedwell 「☆☆☆☆」

It's not stealing if I gift it to you freely | twinSky 「☆☆☆☆」

Cold, Warmer, Warmer..Hot! | Notcreativewithnames 「☆☆☆」

Cold Room and Closed Doors | HereComesAComment 「☆☆☆☆」

Guilty Redemption | TheAzureFox 「☆☆☆」

connections in a coffee shop | plaidnutmeg 「☆☆☆」

I Wish It Was A Lie | Browa123 「☆☆☆☆」

Kinder | Sakakura 「☆☆☆」

The Worst Lie and The True Ending | TheAlmightyResonance 「☆☆☆」

Redemption | Rovelae 「☆☆☆☆」

Like That | sunsets 「☆☆☆☆」

The Moonlit Revel of the Phantom Thief | TheMayBellTree 「☆☆☆」

Whatever It Takes | nanisorero (miriam_lee) 「☆☆☆☆」

feelings long since dead | ninata 「☆☆☆☆」

Rain | sinfulwonder 「☆☆☆☆」

Seven Minutes In Hell | ariiiadne 「☆☆☆☆」

aftermath | shumais 「☆☆☆☆」

pull me close, hold me tight (i guess we just won't sleep tonight) | DarkColdSummer 「☆☆☆☆」

Fledgling | Rovelae 「☆☆☆☆☆」

we'll never die (they'll immortalise us in the stars) | DarkColdSummer 「☆☆☆」

all that's left is a ghost of you | DarkColdSummer 「☆☆☆☆」

Overwhelming affection | kckicuma 「☆☆☆☆」

Holds My Heart | Rovelae 「☆☆☆☆☆」

Home | Rovelae 「☆☆☆☆」

Bittersweet | Rovelae 「☆☆☆☆」

Saccharine | Rovelae 「☆☆☆☆」

Stay | Rovelae 「☆☆☆☆」

this song reminded me of you (so i played it on loop and my friends grew concerned for my mental well-being) | DarkColdSummer 「☆☆☆☆」

anywhere whenever (apart but still together) | DarkColdSummer 「☆☆☆☆」

Something Off | megastarstrike 「☆☆☆」

Surface | ReturnToZero 「☆☆☆」

The Light of our Hearts | earthseaBorealis 「☆☆☆」

Pulling at Heartstrings | megastarstrike 「☆☆」

radio silence | DarkColdSummer 「☆☆☆☆」

From Me to You | Angelic_Ascent 「☆☆☆☆」

Vos Autem Lux Inferos | megastarstrike 「☆☆」

sunlight | orphan_account 「☆☆☆」

Playing Detective | megastarstrike 「☆☆」

Mister and Mister Communication | megastarstrike 「☆☆☆」

Strawberry Sweethearts | megastarstrike 「☆☆」

Catch and Release | Hanzohara 「☆☆☆☆」

Always In My Head | Rovelae 「☆☆☆☆」

So Much More | Rovelae 「☆☆☆☆」

These Nights | Rovelae 「☆☆☆☆」

Heaven | Rovelae 「☆☆☆☆」

healing takes time. [series] | kiraqi (caticoo) 「☆☆☆☆」

drop the dagger and lather the blood on your hands, romeo! | unseeliekey 「☆☆☆☆」

Sick | sinfulwonder 「☆☆」

Let's Do a Lot More Together | sinfulwonder 「☆☆☆」

Salt in the Wound | kokichiouma 「☆☆☆」

Recluse | sinfulwonder 「☆☆☆」

New and Better | sinfulwonder 「☆☆」

Alone | sinfulwonder 「☆☆」

Something to Live for | sinfulwonder 「☆☆☆」

it's a little more fun when i'm with you | unseeliekey 「☆☆☆☆」

How Many Will There Be By Dawn? | Rovelae 「☆☆☆☆」

Safehouse | Rovelae 「☆☆☆☆」

Flashbulb Memory | EvilMuffins 「☆☆」

I Forgive You | kokihara 「☆☆☆」

A Helping Hand | kckicuma 「☆☆☆☆」

cat scratch [series] | error_in_execution 「☆☆☆☆」

Contents of a Deadman's Pocket | EvilMuffins 「☆☆」

Best By Date on Label | EvilMuffins 「☆☆☆」

Good Mourning | EvilMuffins 「☆☆☆」

Day 7 - Mastermind AU | lake_writes 「☆☆☆」

Repeat Exposure | EvilMuffins 「☆☆☆☆」

Contrived Courtship | EvilMuffins 「☆☆」

Five Steps Backwards Into Love | megastarstrike 「☆」

Our Final Words [series] | ImaginaryFigment 「☆☆☆☆」

No One Was Ever Supposed To Know | TheTealTea 「☆☆☆☆」

The truth | Ash_Shade 「☆☆」

Accidental meetings, or is it fate? | kckicuma 「☆☆☆」

Conflicting Opinions | kckicuma 「☆」

sometimes it's hard to convince yourself to stay. | maddylime 「☆☆☆☆」

The Suicide of Shuichi Saihara. [series] | gay_fire_69 「☆☆」

moving in | rannas 「☆☆☆☆」

Put the Past Behind | kckicuma 「☆☆☆☆」

Ameliorate the Pain | kckicuma 「☆☆☆☆☆」

How Many Letters to Say I Love You | Hypoxia 「☆☆☆☆☆」

A Song of Sacrifice | SomeoneSpoopy 「☆☆☆」

If you're with me | majorinconvenience 「☆☆☆☆☆」

Romeo's Quest (Saiouma) | ySoda (JESTERPH0BIC) 「☆☆☆☆」

finding a relationship in the least likely way | kckicuma 「☆☆☆」

Wilt | fatiguedfern 「☆☆☆☆☆」

It's a lie! | majorinconvenience 「☆☆☆☆」

Freshly brewed dreams for a long spoiled talent | majorinconvenience 「☆☆☆☆」

what happened to the soul that you used to be? | DarkColdSummer 「☆☆☆☆」

waterfalls coming out your mouth | terrortxwer (dekimasen) 「☆☆☆☆」

Waste Paper | EvilMuffins 「☆☆☆」

Everything was Beautiful | ReturnToZero 「☆☆☆☆」

Congratulations for not dying yet. | ReturnToZero 「☆☆☆☆」

Viral | ReturnToZero 「☆☆☆☆」

smile (the worst is yet to come) | rannas 「☆☆☆☆」

Attached (by heart and wrist, apparently) | kckicuma 「☆☆☆」

Get To Reading | paooowa 「☆☆☆☆」

That Funny Feeling | Loafas_Lawyer 「☆☆☆」

Melancholia | ImaginaryFigment 「☆☆☆☆☆」

Sleepless and (almost) alone | GrossShapes 「☆☆☆☆」

death isn't the answer is it? | maddylime 「☆☆☆」

birthday wish | maddylime 「☆☆☆☆」

Truths and Despair | tarochai 「☆☆」

just know that if you hide (it doesn't go away) | moonlightsunny 「☆☆☆」

i carry band-aids on me now (for when your soft hands hit the jagged ground) | Anonymous 「☆☆☆☆」

Every Adventure Needs An Artist | SelenaShuu 「☆☆」

Inventive Love | Cookiestar16 「☆」

Missing The Detective | Shyhara 「☆☆☆」

wash away | rannas 「☆☆☆☆」

hospital roof | yhighon 「☆☆☆☆」

Literary Affection | kckicuma 「☆☆☆」

Chameleon Cat | SomeoneSpoopy 「☆☆」

For Warmth | sai_ouma_trash 「☆☆☆」

a special day calls for a special date | kckicuma 「☆☆」

A Flower from My Beloved | DJBeatz 「☆☆☆」

A Date with the School Heartthrob (ft. Overprotective Friends) | DJBeatz 「☆☆☆」

Gentle Hands | DJBeatz 「☆☆」

Gentleness - Saiou One Write/One Draw | DJCarnation 「☆☆」

In my arms tonight | catcake 「☆☆」

Irreplaceable You | DillasStrikesBack 「☆☆☆☆☆」

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this list kinda just updates whenever i feel like it so,,,,, don’t expect consistency. i have other things to do like be a functional human being so sometimes i forget to read any fics that day. (although despite all the important things i’ve made time for i still fail to be a functional human being.)

if you have any fics that you like but aren’t on this list, be sure to tell me. i’m trying to get to 420 ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

#saiouma #oumasai #saiou #ousai #ao3 #ao3 fics #fic recommendation #fic list #shuichi saihara #kokichi ouma #i think i'm going insane #i've probably already gone insane actually #long post #really long post #unnecessarily long post #n44_txt

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ao3feed-izuku-midoriya · 3 years

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Iris

Iris by DriftingFlowers

Izuku is not just going to be a hero.

Izuku is not just going to be a healer.

Izuku will be both, and he's going to change the world!

...He might not know about that last bit though.

Aka, the one where Izuku has a healing quirk which in actuality is so, so much more, and makes the executive decision that multitasking through the insane career paths to become a hero AND a healer is the most optimal way to save people.

Well, Plus Ultra, am I right?

Words: 3668, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Overwatch (Video Game)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Inko, Bakugou Katsuki, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Minor OC's, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Toogata Mirio, Tekhartha Zenyatta, Genji Shimada, And a whole bunch more ill have to add later cause im to lazy rn

Relationships: Midoriya Inko & Midoriya Izuku, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku & Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Midoriya Izuku & Toogata Mirio, Kirishima Eijirou & Midoriya Izuku, Other Relationship Tags to Be Added, probably no romantic relationships tho

Additional Tags: Midoriya Izuku Has a Quirk, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Have One for All Quirk, ...at first, :)))), its not going to happen like you expect it to trust me, Midoriya Izuku Has a Healing Quirk, Healer Midoriya Izuku, (eventual), BAMF Midoriya Izuku, Good Parent Midoriya Inko, more tags to be added my brain is fried at the moment, also if your concerned about the overwatch crossover bit, they only ever appear in dreams, and zen and genji aren't going to be main characters, healing quirks are way rarer than in canon, No beta we die like illiterates

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32553895

#AO3 Feed #FanFiction #AO3 Izuku #♦#Izuku Midoriya #Inko Midoriya #Aizawa Shouta #A:Drifting #Quirk AU #Crossover

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afrogirl3005 · 2 years

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I posted 22 times in 2021

13 posts created (59%)

9 posts reblogged (41%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.7 posts.

I added 22 tags in 2021

#art - 5 posts

#loki - 4 posts

#black girl - 3 posts

#marvel - 2 posts

#fat girl - 2 posts

#sad thoughts - 2 posts

#its 10pm - 1 posts

#haha i have a better sleep schedule than you - 1 posts

#star wars - 1 posts

#faniction - 1 posts

Longest Tag: 44 characters

#haha i have a better sleep schedule than you

My Top Posts in 2021

Hey guys

How would you all feel about a in depth look at the inner thoughts and feelings of a fat black girl. It’s in the works rn also if you see this can you please comment a character you would like me to make fanfics of. I have so many ideas and yet no characters to write it for. so if ya’ll could please do.

Yours truly ~ Afro

2 notes • Posted 2021-10-17 02:31:22 GMT

HAPPY OCTOBER

Hello everybody, tis I your girl Ashe. I just have a couple of announcements for you all. I don’t know who will see this but to all who enjoyed my letter from Loki there will be more on the way and for viewing pleasure I will be not only including pictures and I will be participating in Inktober. In the future you may see a certain 12ft tall Jotunn. Now I will be conducting an experiment where I will be developing a habbit of being healthy for details about that later but i will post it on Tik tok and Instagram and here so you all get enjoy what I have in store for you in the most Wonderful & Spoopy times of the year. Happy October

2 notes • Posted 2021-10-01 11:36:35 GMT

Diary of a Fat Black Girl

Entry No.1

Hi Y'all. I know this is my very first diary entry on the list so it might be pretty heavy and a bit triggering for some but honestly I need to get my feelings out and it’s hard to do that without being at least a little bit too real

So if you think it can hurt you in any way please don’t read, But other than that let’s get on with it.

So today I went to the doctors office, specifically the ENT because they suspect I have something called sleep apnea. A little explanation essentially while I am sleeping at night I snore way too much and in certain points of the night I stop breathing so because of that I wake up super tired and stay like that all day, also my tonsils are way to big for my throat so I might even have to get surgery, so yeah not excited about that, Obviously you all know that most of that stuff is connected to weight problems and stuff and it’s possible to get rid of with time and patience, Not only that but I got rid of my pre -diabetes so I got that stuff going for me, But something stuck with me the whole day. Being from a black family you generally have unfortunately a wide variety of health problems such as diabetes, High blood pressure, High cholesterol, and many more, so because of that you are left with a grab bag of diseases that unless your my age you can be stuck with this for the rest of your life, Most of my family is stuck with it on both sides because some of them would not stop eating. But unfortunately that's life. While my doctor's visit wasn’t unpleasant it was certainly a foreboding reminder of what could be a future of torment at the hands of food and fat. With early reminders of my childhood of remarks of eating too much and being lazy, Being made fun of for having a crush when you're too big for them, Most things most big people have ever known. It is now apparent that I also have terrible mental health so the anxiety and depression doesn't help with my overall body weight, but everytime you try to express to someone hey my mental state might not be helping in terms of weight loss. If you're like me though you will just cry, and cry, and cry. I will sit in a pool of tears wondering why I wasn’t born skinny like everyone else, wondering if there was something wrong with me, The first time I did that … I was five years old. Just imagine a five year old not crying because of a bump or scratch but crying over why no one thought she was pretty. My self esteem was always and still in the gutter. It's just the health problems came into view and that’s when things really got bad. I feel trapped all the time in my body. Every morning I see myself in the morning and sometimes all I can ever see is a bundle of sadness and imperfections. People sometimes say you have the key to fixing all of this and yet no one understands when it feels like the key is on the highest shelf and you're wearing a thousand pound weight.

Thanks for reading my feelings and I appreciate that you made it this far. I hope to give you more experiences in the future, until then I bid you all a fond farewell .

Yours Truly,

Afro

(If you would like to reblog please make sure to credit me)

3 notes • Posted 2021-11-10 12:08:20 GMT

Din Djarin X Plus size reader

Shopping Spree

Why, is the word running through the poor mandalorians mind.

He can only recall the conversation of the morning. Waking up next to your supple chubby body, “ mesh’la,” you turn towards him eyes still closed “mmm… baby”, “ I love you”,His deep morning voice makes your heart melt. With grougu still asleep in whatever he sleeps in. You guys continue your morning pillow talk, with him caressing your side while holding you close , your smell while for him familiar yet will always be so new, so fresh to him, Meanwhile you're remarking over past days, times together, while he stares in awe of your beauty. While you're talking, the thought of shopping crosses your mind. “Hey Dinn,” “hmm...”, “What if we went shopping”. The thought of being out in public with the frivolous idea of something like shopping rocks him to his core, you continue “ I mean it’s a beautiful day out, we should go out, maybe get the kid some new clothes, get some food the whole works.” He couldn’t even get a word out before he heard the soft coos of a 50 year old green toddler waking up. You pull him into your lap, grogu gives you the most adorable look who seemingly knows what you're trying to convey to his dad, “ baby,pleeeease.” He’s stumbled out of his daydream when he hears your voice say “Mando, baby look”. The poor mandalorian bounty hunter is reduced to designated bag holder, but when he sees the item in question his helmet-covered eyes light up, and in true parental fashion He says with all the dad energy in the world “we have to buy those”. After a successful day of shopping you both decide to head to dinner,

As you hold Grogu in your arms his head softly bobs to the music, you guys get taken out because he can’t eat in his helmet. You hop on the speeder en route to the razor crest. Holding on to his waist you whisper “Thank you.” into his ear. Grogu runs rampant throughout the ship with you chasing him to put on his gift. Finally getting your green little curmudgeon into his new boots

(just think of uggs for babies) both of your hearts melt in unison.

You all settle down after a long day and eat dinner, you both have tip yip to share while grogu has creamy frog soup and a sweet roll. As the sun was setting over the grassy planet, Sitting outside was you and your husband. He removes his helmet basking in the warmth of the sun with the cool air through his hair, watching you and the kid play in the tall lush green grass. The calming nature of your voice as your approaching hi, you begin “ y’know I’m proud of you.” he asks you “why?”, “Well you’ve really stepped out of your comfort zone, I think that’s one of the sweetest things you’ve ever done.” You kiss him, his cheeks red. The sky turns a deep violet, fireflies lift into the air and start their flashing patterns, Grogu stares in awe of the shining bugs while he's on your side, With you holding them close all dinn can think /wow what a life I live/ While staring into your eyes he’s gives you a kiss “I love you”, “I love you too”.

The End

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A Letter From Loki

Darling _____,

My sweet your beauty surpasses that of the stars, Your the sun that will shine on us once again. I heard you have been dejected, So since I couldn’t be there with you I felt it absolutely necessary to write to you. I want you to know that you are the light of my life and nothing could tear us apart. Tied are our souls in blissful love, a chain forged by even the most skilled of dwarves cannot compare to the bounds of our devotion. But enough about our love, Truly how are you my darling? Are you well? I hope so. My dear, you have a tendency to overexert yourself, I feel it important to take care of you even in my subdued state. My love, the prospects of us finally holding one another truly loving each other that brings my heart such bliss in cherishing what we have and will have together. I smile at the presence of you in cherished thought, You my affectionate lover are one of the kindest souls I will ever get to know. With words of peace and tranquility you have lifted my misery, Vanquished my pain from my heart. Words cannot compare to my love for you. Ever since our auspicious meeting, I’ve been In love with you.

You are the keeper of my hope that I cherish to the core of my being. I’m afraid I must go, only leaving you with this a personification of my truest feelings.

Until Next Time,

Loki Laufeyson

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atlaese · 3 years

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✨AO3 Tag Game✨

tagged by: @pastafossa! I- what!! when i saw this notif i think my heart stopped. like. i did not realize you knew i existed i am such a big fan of your work!! i read the whole of TRT in like... a week when i should have been studying (i am hardcore fangirling rn!!)

1. How many works do you have on AO3? right now i have 9 works on there! i only made an account last month and decided to publish some of my beloved fics on there too!

2. What’s your total AO3 word count? 35.777 sksks, it's not much but it's something! i'm still working on a few things (bucky stuff and matt stuff) so we might see an increase soon!

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos? okay so i'll do the ao3 version, but like on tumblr there's a different top 5?? so interesting!! these are all bucky fics, except for the last one - thats a spencer reid fic!

loving dawn as certainty of sunrise

kill with kindness

wasteland, baby!

black holes

liability

more under the cut bc i don't wanna clog the dash

5. Do you respond to comments, why or why not? yes!!! omg i love responding to comments! i honestly don't get many, but the ones i do get warm my heart so much!! its just so nice to see someone who read your stuff give a short comment why they liked it and idk its so nice to hear and everyone who has ever commented has my heart!!

6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

i think homesick at space camp? that is just angst from beginning to end lmao! but i wrote a fluffy part two to it, so i don't know if it counts, but yeah, that one!

7. Do you write crossovers? If so, what’s the craziest one you’ve ever written?

ooh, i actually haven't and i haven't even thought about that! maybe one day, but i feel like my writing skills aren't good enough yet to write more than one complex character in a fic with like... a good plot lmao.

8. Have you ever received hate on a fic?

not yet! my stuff also isn't good enough to receive hate so thats like a plus too lmao we love the duality

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

i tried to write smut once. it was a part two to the pool tables have turned. i had horny thots that night. i published it. then i went to bed. i woke up 8 hours later and it had decent exposure? i reread it. i cringed. and then i deleted it. yes, that was the saga of me writing smut, deleting it and thinking i should never do it again, haha! so atm i don't write explicit smut, but i do like some allusions to it, hehe.

10. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

maybe in my wattpad days? also yes, i recently came across a site that all of the published wattpad stories copied onto it, my old stories to (from like 2014!!) so yes, my unfinished, downright horrible 5sos fics are also on that site :)

11. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

yes, i think in my wattpad days! i honestly cannot remember what it was about or what happened, but i did! recently i haven't! i might be open to it though!

12. What’s your all-time favorite ship?

me x fictional character because i am lonely lmao. no um. super niche but there was this book series called the chemical garden and i liked the main characters relationship with gabriel. i think it was rhine x gabriel. yeah, i liked those two together! i like most canon ships ngl so this one was the first that came to mind.

13. What are your thoughts about writing dialogue in another language in a fic?

depends on the execution honestly! i like little words here and there, sometimes a full sentence if i can deduce whatever is said through context, but when there's full on another language with translations at the end of a fic, i'm less inclined to read it! (most of the time i can understand what is said though! bless me and my obsession with languages!)

13. What was the first fandom you wrote for?

okay. this is hard. i am a little embarassed. so i wrote for 1D first BUT i was never a fan? i was a little capitalist back in my wattpad days and i saw those stories got way more likes and reads than original work? so i was like, lemme use these men to my advantage. i also was too lazy to make a complex character of my own. so yes, 1D, then 5SOS.

14. What’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

hmmm, difficult! black holes is one i adore, just because i put so much of myself in it. but then i also love my short matt fics, and i also really like this one from fatws... so i think those! they're also so different so egjzrgr

no pressure tags💞: @therootsinmydreamlands @belowva @imaginearyparties

#tag game !#bestie when i tell you i screamed #this actually kinda made my day???#our lord and saviour pasta from the matt murdock church tagged lil old me????#i freaked!!

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im-illegal · 3 years

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soft asks to get to know people!!Do-em-all?

I KNEW I KEPT THIS ASK IN MY INBOX FOR A REASON I KNEW ID FIND THE ASK GAME AGAIN ONE DAY HERE YOU ARE FINALLY I DID NOT FORGET

1. what song makes you feel better?

currently,,, Old Black Train by The Blasting Company

2. what’s your feel-good movie?

just give me some studio-ghibli

3. what’s your favorite candle scent?

lemon :]

4. what flower would you like to be given?

I saw some trans flag colored orchids once I think those'd be pog

5. who do you feel most you around?

uhhh Here or around a friend i haven't seen around in a while

6. say three nice things about yourself (three physical and three non-physical).

1) I actually really like my long hair

2) I got fuckin eyebrows for days

3) i have. thigh pillows

1) I'm nice or I'd like to think I am

2) I'm good at some things

3) I like the fact that I like hot cocoa

7. what color brings you peace?

a pastel yellow or the colour my blog is rn

8. tag someone (or multiple people) who make you feel good.

too lazy

9. what calms you down?

hm,, uh,, sometimes playing minecraft, sometimes drawing, watching streams has been pretty calming, and a select set of music and specific podcast episodes

10. what’s something you’re excited for?

honestly I am very exited for ranboo seeing dream in the prison atm

11. what’s your ideal date?

stars n lookin at em probably

12. how are you?

sick and not as in cool

13. what’s your comfort food?

hm,, carbs,, sopapillas w honey n powdered sugar

14. favorite feel-good show?

haikyuu!! maybe,, or adventure time

15. for every emoji you get, tag someone and describe them in one word.

am confusion

16. compliment the person who sent you this number.

you're very lovely and a very good friend

17. fairy lights or LED lights?

uhh LED only if they have very low colour settings otherwise fairy lights because I can't handle a lot of light and they're pretty dim and look nice

18. do you still love stuffed animals?

yes I have a very nice stuffed fox and cat in a noodle cup

19. most important thing in your life?

uhh fuck if i know either my tumblr minecraft im djsjjs idk

20. what do you want most in the world right now?

not to be sick? or at least have a vauge idea of what temperature my body is at I am surving off of being buried under a blanket on one side while my other side has a fan pointed at it

21. if you could tell your past self one thing, what would it be?

know your own strength you'll feel guilty about it later if you don't

22. what would you say to your future self?

does that fic end any good?

23. favorite piece of clothing?

collage sweater that my grandma sent and I kinda took it smells like her house which is comforting

24. what’s something you do to de-stress?

Sleep or listen to the same playlist I made for when im stressed

25. what’s the best personal gift someone could give you (playlist, homemade card, etc.)

uh. hm. idk. uham. a playlist maybe would be. cool. rocks though. or a good stick yeah yeahhhh a stick a good stick

26. what movie would you want to live in?

uhahh howl movin castle

27. which character would you want to be?

calcifer :]

28. hugs or hand-holding?

hugs

29. morning, afternoon or night?

my brain sure wants to say night because I keep falling asleep at 3-4am because thats what is set as my auto-sleep schedule

30. what reminds you of home (doesn’t have to mean house… just things that remind you of the feeling of home)?

warm but a fans still running in the background. petting a dog while half asleep. someone petting /my/ hair while half asleep. shitty mattresses.

#hiddden forest childe #asks #:]

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AHHH HI !! <3

Lmao exactly be careful pulling muscles😂 But yeahhh you do deserve it🥺💕 everyone does in some way

Yeah I can understand that! It can be so distracting if it’s noisy and the atmosphere too busy :// Though I think it’s healthier for the brain to learn in quiet surroundings😌 Thank you!! This skill has been very useful actually🥳 Though, last year when I got to a new school and class I was not expecting to be missing the messy and loud class I used to be in😂 I still think it’s too quiet and boring when I have classes with them💀💀 But that’s probably because I like talking when I’m supposed to be working OOPS- Awh that sounds great!! I’m sure they’ll like thr games🥰

I agree with you, nice is rain but the coldness is the part I don’t enjoy as much😅 I love listening to the rain though, it sounds so beautiful

OMG AHHH THANK U!!! Do you mind if I tag you in both model and Magic Numbers?🥺 I’m so excited posting Magic Numbers!!! Maybe I’ll post it a bit later tonight but read it when you want and have time💕

HSHSH literally she’s such a character🤣🤣 For now she’s in my bed, and I forced her to not play around because I don’t want her to get used to playing in my bed y’know 🥴 She’s asleep I think <3

Mhm thank you🥺 I’m not letting myself too stressed over this rn, I still have until Wednesday to finish it and me teacher isn’t though with us and he has given us a lot of time to work😊 I’m accepting all hugs coming your way !!!🥺💕🥳 It really is so true what you wrote, gonna think about that

You’re so lovely thank you🥺💕 I hope you slept well💕 I’m so happy to hear that you feel good and is ready for the day !!! Good luck with all of your plans, it seems like you’re having a productive day🥰

Hey!! 👋 👋 👋

Yes, you’re right. I agree; everyone is deserving of love 💕 of some sort.

You’re so funny 😂 😂 “...I like talking when I’m supposed to be working OOPS-“ As much as I wanted to be that type of student, it was just never within me... but I also had like zero people to talk to. I was pretty much invisible in school. Hopefully 🙏 and I have to occupy them for about 20-30 minutes so we’ll see how it goes... Kahoot might be too short so I will prepare some trivia for them too... maybe. It just seems like a lot of work for Friday (excuse the utter laziness that is pouring out of my fingertips.)

I agree. The sound of rain is one of the most beautiful sounds to ever exist. ☔️

Please tag me in both!!! I am stoked to read them later on tonight. Thank you for asking to tag me in them! Remember that you don’t have to ask though. Okay!?👌🥺

I understand what you mean. Beds are for sleeping, usually 😉 “She’s asleep I think” 😂 Did you think she was faking? Was she peeking at you?? She’s so cute 😆

Okay!! Great!! I am glad to hear that!! I hope the best for you on your project 🙏

#seoultraveller responds #thorsdreams asks #thorsdreams #dee asks 💝#good morning by the way. i hope that you slept well ☺️

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thank you for the tag, @poptartmochi! I’m usually really slow with these sorry for that but thanks for the tag :)

1. What do you prefer to be called name-wise?

Anything really whatever comes more natural to you Either my Username (MrsCitty), variants of it or just call me Zoe which is what most people go to haha

2. When is your birthday?

December 20th :)

3. Where do you live?

Germany lol

4. Three things you are doing right now?

listening to some Woodkid, studying for a Video production exam and chilling with a buddy via discord

5. Four fandoms that have piqued your interest

Getting back into that Ace Attorney rhthym lmao, still Jojo because I’m currently reading part 6 with a friend together, Mass Effect of course! I’m always in that hell but I’ve recently continued my Mass Effect 3 game only so I can replay the trilogy from 1 again lol and at last Minecraft because it’s just so good against my anxiety hfksdjahk Cube Bees and Cube Foxes supremacy

6. How has the pandemic been treating you?

When we were in total online school my mental health really hit rock bottom to the point that looking at messages gave me panic attacks but currently I’m recovering, mostly because we are in school atm Should we get back into lockdown I at least know how to maybe handle it better, I hope but rn doing good :)

7. A song you can’t stop listening to right now?

Reactor from Woodkid

8. Recommend a movie

Honestly me and my siblings recently watched the Lego Batman movie and if you haven’t yet you should, the jokes land pretty good

9. How old are you?

20 :)

10. School, university, occupation, other?

I call it an apprenticeship, the school calls itself college but I think the most accurate way is just to say I’m currently in a vocational school as a Game Designer (it’s a bit more complicated but that’s basically it) Trying to become a character concept designer :) I’m in my 3rd semester rn and am having a lot of fun :D

11. Do you prefer heat or cold?

Cold, easily. What are you gonna do when it’s hot? Loose layers? Well, still hot. With cold you can do a lot to get comfy and warm

12. Name one fact others may not know about you.

I’m too lazy to buy candy most of the time so I just eat nutella straight from the jar

13. Are you shy?

Oh definitely. I love getting to know people but it’s hard to iniate it though I have been getting better at it by just doing the typical “Fake it til you make it” Though it mostly only works in real life, online I’m too shy to do anything

14. Preferred pronouns?

She/her but experiementing with they/them and he/him as well (I dunno man lol)

15. Biggest pet peeves?

When people try to get my attention by snapping their fingers in front of my face??? Like you can’t tell me that isn’t rude/ just plain annoying

16. What is your favourite “-dere” type?

hahaha call me a Boomer but no

17. Rate your life from 1-10, 1 being crappy and 10 being the best it could be.

7 probably I’m super blessed with an amazing family that would break their back for my well being and in return I’m trying to do the same the -3 is mostly because of my mental health plus school stress and other stress with people around me but all in all I’m doing good

18. What’s your main blog?

This :P

19. List your side blogs and what they’re used for.

I have one but I’m not comfortable with sharing it :)

20. Is there something people need to know about you before becoming friends?

That if you wanna chill with me we either need to be comfortable mutuals so I feel like messaging you first without being a bother Otherwise if you wanna talk just go for it but I can’t promise you I’m good at keeping the small talk going for long ;;

tagging: I’ll be honest here chief I’m too tired to look for people who to tag/ look through my mutuals but if you see this and wanna do this you are hereby tagged :) I’ll probably get back in and tag someone later

#tagged #ya'll are allowed to talk to whenever #tag game

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Tag Game

Ty @my-head-is-underwater for tagging me!!

Favorite Colors: Blue, purple (lilac and lavender specifically). I like my colors cool!

Favorite Musician: I also do a lot of cycling through artists...currently I’ve been listening to a lot of The Vamps because one song (Talk Shows) inspired my ATLA big bang fic that y’all are probably sick of me talking about :D but my fic turned out many times less angsty than the song, for which I blame Sokka and his ridiculousness :)

Last Film I Watched: Saving Face (2004) by Alice Wu, who is much better known for directing The Half Of It. It’s super good!!!

Last TV Show I Watched: Great British Bake-Off! The new season is a very wholesome respite from the rest of the world

Favorite Character(s): Gintoki Sakata from Gintama (someday I will write that BNHA Gintama AU fic I’ve joked about with unemployed ronin Dabi doing odd jobs, but Gintoki has been my role model in Life since I was like 12, which is far too young to be watching Gintama XD), Kilua, Oikawa, Kuroo, Miyuki Kazuya from Daiya, Yachi, Kuroko and Himuro from KNB, Hawks, Dabi, Bakugou, Sokka, Yukine (Noragami), Sakura Chiyo (Monthly Girls’ Nozaki-kun), The Raven-Haired Girl (The Night Is Short, Walk On Girl—she’s my pfp!), Bojack Horseman, Felix Fraldarius, Akechi Goro, Neku Sakuraba (yes TWEWY in 2020 lol), Koro-Sensei (bro the ending of AssClass made me bawl my eyes out when it first came out)

Lmao I realize most of these are from anime/jrpgs but I have many more fave charas from books and stuff that’d make this list way too long.

Sweet, Spicy, or Savory: Savory

Sparkling Water, Tea, or Coffee: leaf juice lol

Pets: none rn (sadly) but would like to remedy this sooner rather than later

I am too tired and lazy to tag people rn (friday nights y’all) but if you’d like to do it, feel free!

#tag game #bittermoons writes

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So @apenitentialprayer tagged me to answer 20 questions, than tag 20 people. I'm lazy, so if you want to do it, go for it, I'm not tagging 20 people (this is also because I wind up tagging people who have already done it)

1. Name: haha nice try. I'm not putting my real name on here

2. Nickname: feeny or v

3. Zodiac sign: THE SIGN OF THE CROSS but also technically a Capricorn

4. Height: 5'6"

5. Languages: I only speak English fluently, but have attempted to learn Spanish and Mandarin Chinese

6. Nationality: American mutt. My dad's side has Bohemian ansesctory, my mom does genealogy. A few ansesctors I had:

One who is mentioned later in "The Jungle" as "One big butcher, who was president of the Packing Trades Council..."

One who converted out of Catholicism, because he delivered a package to the parish, saw the priest eating meat on a Friday, and when he questioned the priest about it, the priest said "do as I say, not as I do."

One ansesctor who fought for the North during the Civil war

Another ancestor who fought for the north who I remember more details about. He was in Sherman's March to the Sea, and after the war, never wore shoes again. He was a mailman, and in the winter would warm up a brick and rest his feet on it while he delivered mail.

My grandfather, who was a WWII vet, and recieved the Silver star. He recieved it for being one of the enginners who orchestrated destruction of tank fuel so that the Nazis wouldn't get ahold of it

So I'm pretty American

7. Favorite Season: winter! I live somewhere that still has the big mounds of snow melting rn!

8. Favorite Flower: violets, but I think that's moreso for being bi, not because of a liking of them. I also like roses and lavender

9. Favorite Scent: tough choice. I like a lot of smells. I think my favorite rare smell is frankenses (church inscense)

10. Favorite Color: purple. Again, mostly for bisexual reasons

11. Favorite Animals: elephants, bears, turtles, cats

12. Favorite Fictional Character: this one is tough because I have pairs of characters who I like for dynamics. Not so much single entities. So a few pairs I like:

Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye

Matt Murdock and Foggy Nelson

Keshia and Sylvia

13. Coffee, Tea, or Hot Chocolate: I am a filthy heathen who will mix all of these (coffee and hot chocolate and dirty chais mostly, I have not mixed tea and hot chocolate)

14. Average Amount of Sleep: 8 hrs

15. Dogs or Cats: why not both?

16. Number of Blankets you Sleep with: one trusty comforter

17. Dream Trip: backpacking across Europe

18. Blog Established: Spring 2017, shortly before I became Catholic

19. Followers: 327 on this blog, 110 on my sideblog, @catholicism-and-comics

20. Random Fact: excluding the genealogy stuff? All clover is edible, and one type is particularly delicious, as it tastes like lemons

If you wanna do it, go for it!

#thanks for tagging me

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ao3feed-ladynoir · 4 years

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The Ladybug's Carnations

The Ladybug’s Carnations by Raiyn

Everything was going fine and dandy until the morning Marinette and Adrien started coughing up flower petals. ——————————————— Set before the season 3 finale.

Words: 799, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M

Characters: Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Alya Césaire, Nino Lahiffe, Tikki, Plagg, Other Miraculous Ladybug Characters

Relationships: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir/Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, I'll add more later bc I'm too lazy rn-

Additional Tags: Hanahaki Disease, How Do I Tag, will add more as the story goes on because I'm lazy and it's 2:53 AM

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23391085

#AO3 Feed #FanFiction #AO3 Adrienette #❤️#💖#💚#Adrienette #Miraculous Ladybug #♥#R:T #A:Raiyn #Hanahaki AU

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Not Rock ‘N Roll Good

A/N: A modern Sandor/Arya fic so I can dabble in their characterizations. I think it’s obvious but just in case: lots of language ahead!

Tags: AU- Modern Setting, Wrong Number, Getting Together, Time Skips, Blind Character, Blind Arya Stark, Identity Reveal, Minor Sexual Content

Sandor's phone chimed with a message, and he frowned. Anytime someone texted him, he was suspicious. He pulled it out and checked.

Unknown Number: Dude where the fuck are you?

Unknown Number: And you don't get to be mad at me for cursing at you because you're THIRTY MINUTES LATE

He didn't have plans with anyone, and certainly not with someone whose number wasn't in his phone, so he ignored it. It was a wrong number, they'd figure it out soon enough. Sandor turned back to the computer and looked over the schedule. Bronn was going on vacation-- or so he claimed, frankly Sandor thought he was a fucking liar-- and with Ygritte reducing her hours so she could make her internship, they were stretched thin.

Unknown Number: Are you going to show up?

Great, this person was being stood up, and Sandor was going to have to be the one to break the news.

Unknown Number: Ramsey?

He sighed, typing out a reply. To Unknown Number: Think the arse gave you the wrong number mate.

Unknown Number: Of fucking course he did

Unknown Number: What a gods cursed cunt

Unknown Number: I should have known better than to make a date with someone I met at a club

Unknown Number: Sorry dude but I'm pissed. I had to cancel with my study group for this dick

To Unknown Number: It's fine. Vent all you want maybe it'll distract me from this boring shit.

Unknown Number: WELL IN THAT CASE

Unknown Number: Jk

A little bubble showed up to signal they were typing again, and Sandor gave up pretending to look at the schedule. He already knew what was going to end up happening: he'd ask Gendry, Gendry would look at his schedule and have to say no, and Sandor would cover it himself.

Unknown Number: I know you don't know me, but it's not like I welcome random arse people to hit on me. He had to go out of his way and spend TIME convincing me to agree to this, and then he doesn't even show up.

Unknown Number: And I only agreed because it seemed like he'd hop into bed with me.

Unknown Number: I just wanted to get laid.

To Unknown Number: Have you tried sex toys? They're better than most people think.

Unknown Number: Oooo personal experience talking?

To Unknown Number: Yes. People are disappointing.

Unknown Number: Well, you're not wrong.

To Unknown Number: When was the last time you were actually satisfied with someone else in bed?

Unknown Number: Not sure it's EVER happened. Mostly I get pity fucks.

To Unknown Number: Sounds shitty. Sorry man.

Unknown Number: Woman actually. Not that I care, but I thought it was weird that you might think I'm a guy.

To Unknown Number: Well I'd offer to have sex with you but I'm busy

Unknown Number: Lol

Unknown Number: I'm willing to wait for you to be free ;)

To Unknown Number: Might be waiting a while.

Unknown Number: No offense, but does it look like I'm in a big hurry? I've got a shit ton of time to spend waiting.

Unknown Number: But I can't wait rn cause my hero in a car has come to pick me up. Talk to you later future-babe.

Sandor shook his head, mouth curving up into a smile as he set his phone to the side. Chances were that they wouldn't talk again, but it picked up his mood enough that when he got home, he made himself food instead of eating canned stew cold because he was too lazy to put it in a bowl and then the microwave.

Sandor carried his phone with him while he worked in case there was an emergency or someone needed to call in sick-- he really fucking hoped that no one did that today because it was busier than most Monday's. Everyone that wasn't an employee had notifications muted while he was working at the gym, so it wasn't until he was taking a lunch break that he saw the _ unread texts he'd accumulated since getting up this morning.

Unknown Number: I'm beginning to think that someone put a sign on my back that says 'please bug me straight boys'

Unknown Number: Seriously this is getting ridiculous ffs

Unknown Number: Aha! Mystery solved, my sister Sansa has been at work here. Well, her and her girlfriend Margaery.

Unknown Number: My name's Arya btw. It seemed weird that you knew my sister and her girlfriend's name but not mine.

Unknown Number: All these mediocre bastards are reminding me of our future plans together, and all I have to say is that I'm glad we have this (joking) agreement. Cause not once in our ten minutes of conversation did you objectify me. A high bar, I know.

Unknown Number: You should tell me your name when you see these so that when I ride my dildo tonight I can think of you ;)

Unknown Number: Gods I hope that wasn't inappropriate.

Unknown Number: Sorry if it was, I was just trying to make a joke.

Unknown Number: You know, the more I think about it, the more it seems to have been in poor taste.

Sandor added her as a contact under 'Arya, the horny one' so that he'd remember.

From Sandor: Name's Sandor. If you haven't changed your nightly plans, that is He paused, then added a winky face before he sent it, just to be sure she'd know he was joking.

From Arya, the horny one: Oh thank the gods. I have like two friends, I didn't want to lose you

From Sandor: Am I friend #2 or would I be added as #3?

From Arya, the horny one: Don't be so nosy.

From Arya, the horny one: I'm sure you'll figure it out someday.

Sandor snorted and put his phone back in his pocket.

Incoming Call From Arya. Sandor checked the screen, then frowned. They'd never called each other before, and it was late. What was she doing calling him at this hour? "What."

"Saaaaandor you answered! See Sansa I told you he would, suck my dick."

Inexplicably, he was amused. "Are you drunk?"

"Only a little. If I drink too much I can't walk straight and I bump into all kinds of shit. Nearly got ran over once."

"You did get run over!" a different woman's voice said, coming through the phone's speaker.

"You got run over?" Sandor asked, even more amused than before. Drunk people annoyed the hell out of him and he didn't have the patience for it, but right now was different. Maybe that was because he was finally hearing her voice, and while she was definitely a woman, it wasn't high-pitched enough that it felt like his ears were bleeding.

"It was a tap," she argued. "I didn't even need stitches. I've given myself worse trying to do fucking needlepoint."

"You do needlepoint?" He found that hard to believe.

"Fuck no, that's why I was able to convince my mother to let me stop. It wasn't worth the cost of bandaids."

"Sounds safe."

"You've got a sexy voice. Did I tell you that? I feel like I forgot to tell you that. I was busy proving a point to Sansa and got distracted."

Sandor snorted. "If you think my voice sounds sexy, you really do need to get laid."

"Is that an offer?"

"Fuck no. You could do better."

"Pretty sure we got talking because I haven't been able to do better. And what do you mean 'fuck no'? I'm a bloody catch, you twat!"

"How would I know? I haven't seen you."

"Well there's an easy solution to that. You free this Sunday? And I ask only to make sure you didn't make plans with your friends, I know you have the day off work."

"My friends are all working," he said drily. "I never have plans."

"Great, then you won't mind meeting up for coffee. Say, ten in the morning?"

"You want to meet me?"

"I don't know what- shut it Margaery I can walk and talk at the same time, bugger off. Pretty sure I've made it clear I want to fuck you, coffee is nothing."

"I ain't pretty, Arya. I don't know what kind of Prince Charming you've been imagining."

She snorted. "Yeah that's not gonna be a problem. I'm attracted to your voice and your personality, trust me, that'll be enough."

"I'm a miserable old shit." That much, he was sure of.

"All the more reason to get both of us laid. Happiness is one good round of sex away, do you really want to turn it down? Sunday, ten o'clock, the Godswood. I'll be the one with brown hair, a cane, and silly yellow sunglasses. If you're gonna be more than five minutes late, text me or I'm leaving. See you- seven hells Sansa! I was almost done mind your own fucking business. Bye Sandor see you then!" she called out hurriedly, like the phone was being taken from her.

"Er- bye." He hung up, then stared at his phone, bewildered. Guess he had a date. He didn't want to see what Arya's face would look like if her expression was just going to twist in disgust from his scar. He wasn't telling anyone about this. Bronn couldn't keep his fucking mouth shut, and Gendry would be all hopeful and give him that stupid puppy look and tell him that maybe he would fall in love and be happy. What a cunt.

He thought about dressing up.

He decided that was stupid.

He ended up in jeans and a worn, long sleeve shirt with his hair pulled back-- no point in trying to hide the burn scar. What was he doing? This was stupid. He wasn't so far removed from reality to believe that she'd run screaming, but it was going to change things. Arya didn't believe him when he said he was an ugly fucker, but now he was going to get to see her reaction up close and personal. Fuck everything. He still grabbed his keys and left the flat, heading towards the coffee shop she'd told him she would be at.

Fuck it all, he didn't even like coffee. Maybe they'd have something without that bitter shit in it.

Sandor grumbled to himself the entire trip there, but he showed up and that was rather telling. The shop wasn't packed, but it was comfortably full. They'd be able to have a conversation without the employees overhearing every word they said. It would also make it harder for him to find her, but what the hell. With a face like his, no one would be surprised that he was here for a blind date, and they sure as hell wouldn't be surprised if he got stood up. Not that he thought Arya would do that.

Brown hair, yellow sunglasses. She'd also mentioned a cane, but chances were he wouldn't be able to see it walking around like this. He passed three different hipster couples, and five single hipsters. Fucking hells he felt like he was going to lose his mind. Brown hair, yellow sunglasses. Brown hair, yellow- aha. Shit she hadn't been kidding when she described her sunglasses as 'silly'. They were large and garish and in the shape of stars. She had her dark hair pulled back in a half-bun, and the cane she mentioned was resting between herself and the wall. There was no drink in front of her, and her elbow was propped up on the table, resting her chin in her hand as she stared into space. She was pretty. Too damn pretty for the likes of him, but he couldn't turn around now.

"Arya?"

She turned her head. It didn't seem like she was looking at him, more like she was looking a foot from where his chest was. "Sandor?"

He cleared his throat uncomfortably. "Yeah that's me."

"Great," she said, grinning. "Have you gotten a drink yet? I hope not, because I'm buying." She reached for the cane and stood, and that was around the time Sandor realized it was a familiar white style. She reached out her hand, and he moved automatically, standing next to her and guiding her hand to the crook of his elbow. They started to walk. "So, did you need a drink or are you just enjoying me hanging off your arm?"

"Both."

She snorted out a laugh.

"Few steps to the line," he warned as they slowed down.

"Know what you're getting?"

"No."

"You don't drink coffee, do you?"

"Not... usually," he hedged, and she laughed, but not cruelly-- which had been Berric's reaction when he learned that Sandor didn't drink coffee.

"Yeah most of it tastes like shit. I get the turtle macchiato because it's so sweet I can't taste anything else. Do you like sweet drinks?"

He made a face and said nothing. Then he remembered that she couldn't see him and said, "Not really." He liked sugary sweet, but dessert sweet tasted like liquid cavity and he hated it.

"And you don't like coffee." She hummed, thinking it over. "I think they have tea if you'd prefer that."

He grunted and scanned the menu. They had lemonade, he'd probably try that. The line moved forward, and he urged her to take a few steps, which she easily did.

"I'm not what you expected, am I?" she asked, a bitter note in her voice.

"No. You're a hell of a lot prettier."

She sighed. "You are sending mixed signals, Sandor."

"I am?" he repeated, confused. He'd thought it was pretty clear that he was happy to be here.

She gave a tense shrug. "You're not talking much."

"I'm talking more'n I usually do."

"If you don't want this to be a date, you can say so. We'll just be two friends meeting up, there's no harm in that."

"I don't talk much," he said. When that didn't comfort her, he added, "I wouldn't worry about it."

"If you say so," she said, which was noncommittal, but her mood picked up again.

A minute later, he told her, "It's our turn."

"Hey Arya," the man behind the register said.

"Hey Sam."

"Getting your usual?" Sam asked.

"I have a usual?"

"Large hot turtle macchiato, right?"

She groaned. "I've become predictable. This is like a nightmare."

"I wouldn't say totally predictable. Who's this with you, hm?" he asked, glancing at Sandor. His eyes darted to the scar, but he didn't look overly bothered by it. That was a nice change.

Arya snorted even as she leaned into Sandor's side. "Like you wouldn't tell Jon everything I say."

"I might not."

"Man," Sandor said, "I hardly know you and even I can tell that's a lie."

He gave a sheepish smile. "Well, he is my best friend. Anything for you today, Arya's mysterious friend?"

"Lemonade."

"What size?"

"Make it a large," Arya supplied so that he didn't have to worry about it.

Sam nodded, writing the order on a cup and setting it to the side. "Anything else?"

"Not for me." She angled her head towards Sandor. "Did you want a pastry or something."

"I'm good." Pause. "Thanks."

"Okay." She reached into her pocket and pulled out her wallet. It was a simple billfold, and Sandor noticed there was braille on the front of the card. Then he averted his eyes because what the fuck was he doing looking at her bloody credit card? She handed it over, and Sam swiped it, delivering it back to her waiting hand. When the receipt printed, he pulled it off and threw it away like he'd done it a hundred times before.

"Alright, you know where the hand-off bar is, Edd'll be the one down there today."

"Thanks Sam."

A few people stared at the pair of them, but for the most part no one cared. Sandor had dealt with far worse, so he ignored them without a second thought. Arya had probably dealt with worse too, even if she couldn't see the people currently staring.

Somehow one date turned into two, turned into eight. Sandor actually left the gym for lunch now, meeting Arya at the nearby deli every few days so they could eat together. The joking about sleeping together seemed less like joking and more like a legitimate question when Arya said it now.

Sandor shrugged uncomfortably, and Arya could feel it because she was holding onto his arm at the moment as they walked down the street. "We haven't known each other long."

"Oh please," she said, and Sandor got the sense that she was rolling her eyes. It was hard to tell through the dark lens of her sunglasses, but her tone made it rather clear that that's what she was doing. "We've been texting for four months, and seeing each other in person for another month. I think that's plenty of time. You weren't half as shy over text."

"It wasn't a possibility back then," he grumbled, and Arya sighed.

"If you don't want to, we don't have to. If you don't find me physically attractive- well, first of all fuck you, but that's fine too. I don't mind waiting as long as I know that's what I'm doing. But if we're not fucking because you think I'm not interested or some shit, you need to let it go."

"Of bloody course I know you're interested. You've made it pretty damn clear."

"So what is it? Are you not interested?"

"Course I am."

"Then what's the hold up?"

Sandor grumbled an answer under his breath, knowing full well that she couldn't understand him.

"What?"

He sighed and said it again, clear enough for her to hear this time. "It's been a while."

"Aww are you nervous?" she cooed. When he didn't joke back, she dropped the teasing expression and tone. "Wait, seriously? Sandor, there's nothing to be nervous about. I have complete faith in your ability to fuck me blind." She paused. "Get it? Blind?"

Begrudgingly, Sandor found himself chuckling.

"Listen, I remember telling you that my sex life has been pretty lackluster. Even if it's not good, I've definitely had worse. And besides, those were one-off's. If the first time sucks, so what? The second time'll be better. All of this to say that I don't think you'll be bad, but whatever, I doubt you'd listen to me if that's all I said."

"Yeah."

They slowed down for a crosswalk, conversation pausing in the presence of other people that would clearly be able to hear them. The light changed, and they started across, waiting a little longer to continue the conversation so they could get some distance.

"How do we plan that? I work all the fucking time and you have a roommate."

"You say that like we don't have time, right now, on our way to your flat."

"Right now?"

"Why not?" she asked, having to step away for a moment to avoid a shop's sign.

"It's the middle of the day."

Arya snorted, retaking her place by his side. "And you care? If you think you're going to be shit and shoot off early, then there's no reason why we should carve out three hours of an evening to do it."

He glanced down at her and found himself wanting. That wasn't anything new. She was not only bloody attractive, but willing. "Fine."

"Is that a yes?"

"Yes."

She grinned, holding herself just that much higher as they walked.

It took several more minutes before they reached Sandor's flat, and he cleared his throat before uncomfortably offering, "Did you want to come in?"

She squeezed his arm in comfort. "I'd fucking love to."

They walked to the staircase, and he gave it a look, counting the steps hurriedly. "Ten steps, then a landing a meter long, then seven steps."

"Thanks."

Normally Sandor took the steps two at a time, but with Arya on his arm he took them the usual one at a time, feeling like he was moving at a snail's pace. Soon enough though, they were at his doorstep and he was unlocking the door. Despite all his arguing and this being the first time Arya had been to his place, he'd cleaned it up a long time ago and kept it that way. He didn't leave shoes and random bits of rubbish out anymore, making sure they weren't in the way for her to trip over. "Entryway's a few feet wide. You can leave your shoes on the right."

Arya tentatively poked her cane in that direction, the tip of it going over his shoes then the empty space of floor. She kept her cane in place as she slipped her shoes off and nudged them into place, using her toes and cane to make sure they were out of the way. "Show me around." She kept the cane in her hand, Sandor on one side and her cane in the other to watch that side.

He walked the perimeter of the living room and kitchen, making sure to detour inside so she knew where the tables were.

"And your room?"

He cleared his throat and they started walking again, down the short hallway and into his bedroom. There was no art anywhere in his flat, and for once he didn't have to hear someone bitching about the blank walls. His blanket was a faded black, something random hookup's always gave him a disappointed look for. Fuck them, it was comfortable and in good condition; he wasn't going to replace it just because the colour was a little off. He walked her forward until the edge of the bed was touching their legs. "This is the bed."

She unlaced her hand from his arm and held it in front of her, slowly lowering it down until she made contact with the top of the bed. With the cane, she reached to her left until she found the edge of the bed, then went to the right until she found the other side. She started around one side, hand trailing over the duvet as she walked to the head of the bed.

"There's a nightstand a couple paces in front of you."

She slowed, edging forward until she could bump it with her knee. Arya took her cane off the bed and set it on the opposite side of the nightstand, then climbed onto the mattress. She laid down, wriggling to get comfy on the pillows.

Her legs were spread and Sandor had to swallow past his dry throat. She held out a hand, saying his name, and he went like there was a rope around his waist, pulling him forward automatically. He kissed her like it was all he wanted to do, and she wrapped her legs around him to keep him there.

"You're glowing," Gendry teased at work the next day.

"Fuck off," Sandor grumbled. There was no denying that he was in a good mood, but glowing? That was a load of tripe.

"So when do we get to meet her?"

"As soon as she wants to meet you." Sandor looked directly at him as he delivered the next statement. "Which is never going to happen."

"Aw come on, mate. Anyone that's willing to date you has a thick enough skin to meet your friends."

"We're not friends; you're my employee."

"We're the closest things to friends that you have. You're grumpy as all seven hells, and you spend all your time here, making sure everything's working smoothly. Where are you going to find quote unquote 'real friends'?"

"I managed to find a girlfriend."

"Yeah and I'm still not convinced that wasn't an accident. Who is this magical girlfriend of yours anyways?"

Sandor rolled his eyes. "She's not magical. Stop whinging and get back to work."

"Yeah, yeah. You'd think getting laid would make you nicer."

But of course Arya chose that afternoon to spontaneously visit him at work. Which is to say that she didn't text or call, but Sandor was walking from the class rooms towards the rock wall to make sure everything was running smoothly, and he heard her talking to Gendry.

"What are you doing here?" Gendry asked her. Sandor couldn't see them yet, but sound bounced easily through the tile floor and clean walls.

"Gendry? What the fuck are you doing here?"

"Uh, I work here, and I know you hate exercise."

"You work at a gym?" she repeated doubtfully. "You're a twig, not a body builder."

"I'm not as small as I was the last time you saw me."

"Mhm," she said, clearly not convinced.

"Come on Arya, that was back in high school! You've grown a lot since then too. And you still haven't told me what you're doing here. Not hoping to catch up with me, I take it?"

She snorted. "No, but maybe we should schedule that in some time. I'm here to see my boyfriend. Who's definitely not a twig."

Sandor finally rounded the corner and saw Arya and Gendry. Arya, looking the way she always did: stunning. And Gendry had his flirting face on which made Sandor want to pick him up by the scruff of his neck as if to say 'seriously?'. Gendry had people hitting on him every week, but he was going to pick an old high school friend out of everyone in the world. "Arya?"

She turned towards him with a smile. "Sandor!"

"Sandor?" Gendry repeated, looking between the two of them. It was clear when he got it, because he straightened and took a step back. "I can't believe you're his secret girlfriend."

"I'm not secret you prat," Arya said, "I'm just private." She shooed him with her hand, still angled in Sandor's direction. "Now go away."

Gendry rolled his eyes. "Yes milady."

"I may not be able to see but I can still kick your arse."

He beat a hasty exit.

"You and Gendry?" Sandor repeated, raising an eyebrow as he walked towards her.

"It was a long time ago."

"I can't believe he convinced you to date him."

"Eh," Arya said with a shrug. "We were best friends and I needed someone to bring to my mother's parties." She flashed him a smile, and he could tell that she was mostly joking. The message was clear though: she had cared for him, but it wasn't like that anymore and it wouldn't become that way again. He reached her side and tapped her free hand with his own in offering. She took it, sliding her fingers up his arm to curve around his elbow and not caring that he was damp with sweat. "Speaking of parties, my brother's birthday is coming up and every year my gift to him is a surprise. Showing up with a big, grizzly boyfriend is sure to surprise everyone."

"And they won't think I'm manipulating you or some shit?"

"I can be very persuasive."

"Really?"

"I can also be very accurate when hitting people with my staff," she said, which confirmed Sandor's suspicion that she had very little in the way of regular persuasion techniques. "A little reminder and they'll leave us alone. For a while, at least."

"Is your family always going to be so fucking nosy?" The thought was annoying, but his example of a family was a father that drank and gambled too much and a brother that abused him.

"Yeah probably. They just worry that I'm going to get hurt. Eventually, they'll figure out that you're the second best thing to happen to me and they'll chill out."

"Second best? What's the first?"

"Electric guitar. You're good Sandor, but you're no rock 'n roll."

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