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enarratives · 1 year

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BJERGSEN TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT ❤️

TLH vs 100 - LCS Spring Week 3 Day 1

#edit #gif #lolesports #lol esports #lcs #bjergsen #league of legends championship series #100t bjergsen #the CACKLE I let out when I saw that sign #i was horrified but god was it funny #mine

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 5 months

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This scene never fails to make me laugh!

Vincent Price - His Kind of Woman (1951)

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jash-updates · 23 days

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Most normal energy drink consumer

#new tags time yippee #cj updates #so there's some old-ish tags here lol #i had this saved for a while actually. just didnt know if i wanted to post goofs yet #old tags:#i will say i personally cannot make fun of him for that #as i was [still am even] overly invested in drinking mnt dew #they used to sell a full liter mnt dew bottle for like a dollar at the stores near me & id take one to school a lot an drink the whole thin #[Sometimes id be able to get a whole 2 liter. Tho I couldn't drink the whole thing during the day [mainly just to save it for later rlly]]#which i would then have after the can id get every morning.....#im better now i swear #tho it was always very funny when i had a class with a friend where id slowly pull the very long bottle out from my bag #the face they would make is always so funny to me still #so i have a feeling i know *exactly* what face his teacher made #either like a mix of astonishment & confusion or its just disappointment #a “why are you like this” typea look #its great #however his story is still horrifying #i drink monster a bit & like one can is enough for me for a day [if i can finish it even]#maybe if i clutched onto that instead of mnt dew during school years id be just like him then #im in the good timeline thank god #rant over lol my bad

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aimasup · 1 month

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throws up my hands in mock resignation but also a hint of frustration Okay Valentino is a cool villain I guess

He's like. Genuinely unsettling. Wish the show struck a better balance with his character sometimes (like sometimes when he's onscreen I have to skip over because I feel queasy and sometimes he's so unsubtle he feels more like a prop than a guy who's going to be a Huge Deal in s2)

#why yes I have been reading some phenomenal fanfiction lately #a lesser me would be agonising over my inability to ever come close to matching the #masterfully characterised works of these talented WORD WEAVERS #but envy is a spoilt housepest and we must spend less time unleashing it upon new targets #instead let's talk about how these fics discovered its possible??#to write Val as not only a 3dimensional character but a deeply horrifying person to WITNESS #to depict how he thinks and what he wants and what he contributes to the people around him #while acknowledging that his actions are supremely messed up #also without dumbing whatever the fuck is wrong with him down to just 'can't do math and needs a sippycup'#those jokes are funny but he's also a dealmaker #he doesn't need to be studied under a microscope! he needs to be gawked at in abject horror! Oh the Potential!#he needs to tell us more about how depraved hell can be by linking us to a portion of the culture full of the dead who cannot die!#anyways. rant over. uh I think I like valentino now? in the same way I like the old man villain from hunchback of notre dame.#just. (gestures) what is this dude. ew. oh my god #my post #personal stuff #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel valentino #is this anything #again I am entrenching on dangerous territory of 'expectations for this media I consume'#he really doesn't need to be written all shakespearean-like #too attached mayhaps #delete later #honestly worried that if the show does reveal his backstory or whatever it'll try to paint him in a sympathetic light #and then the online arguments will be a headache for a month #villain with tragic backstory ≠ sympathetic villain

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victoriadallonfan · 10 months

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Victoria and her relationship with Tinker Tech is so funny because she inherently believes it will explode.

Seriously, when you scroll through Ward, almost any time she is handling Kenzie or Dragon tech, she’s like, “Will this explode if I drop it? If I hold it too tightly, will it explode? It’s out of power right now, can someone make it into a bomb so it can explode?”

Victoria. My love. My dear.

What is the deal with you and tinker tech explosions. Did Dean explode once? Did his tinker armor burst into flame one time and you had to dunk him in the bay? Tell me when a tinker tech hurt you.

#so funny too when she learns Dragon’s origins #she doesn’t give a fuck that Dragon is an AI #she’s horrified to learn Dragon is tinker tech #“that bitch is gonna fucking explode and take the internet with her I swear to god #parahumans #wildbow #ward #worm #victoria dallon #ward web serial #antares #glory girl #worm web serial #wardblr

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snek-eyes · 10 months

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Andi Osho as Sitis (wife of Job) in Good Omens 2.02

[Image ID: A series of gifs from Good Omens season 2, featuring the character Sitis, an older dark-skinned woman dressed in blue.

The camera zooms into a Bible illustration of Sitis lamenting to the sky.

Sitis's face becomes concerned as Job says: "Sitis my dear, this person was looking for the children." She turns, looking defensive, and asks, "Why? Who're you?"

Sitis looks stressed as she chuckles humorlessly and gestures to their ruined house. It is slightly smoking. She says: "Not now, Bildad the Shuhite. Good of you to look in, but we're a tiny bit busy weathering the wrath of God."

Close up on Sitis as her face becomes confused, then changes to horror and disbelief. "…No. God wouldn't!"

Sitis holds back tears as she asks something of her husband. He is about to burst into tears as he shakes his head no.

Sitis implores the angels as Job falls to his knees beside her. "I don't, I don't want more children." A close up of her desperate face. "If my children are dead, then… I will curse God, and—"

Crowley, as Bildad the Shuhite, clasps his hands and rubs them together in a "let's get started" motion. Sitis looks scared and backs away.

Crowley stands framed between Sitis and Job, who are facing each other. He makes a switching motion between them as he says, "Now good lady, simply turn to your husband, reach into his robes…" Sitis looks dubious but reaches towards Job, who abruptly looks very surprised. Crowley interjects: "N-h-higher. Higher."

Sitis and Job's children stand between them. Jemimah throws her arms around her mother who embraces her joyfully.

Job, looking confused, gestures to his restored children as he says to the angels. "But, it is—" Sitis quickly reaches out to Job and interrupts. Clearly frantic and trying to hide it she says, "A-a miracle. It is a miracle, that our new son should look so much like our old son."

Sitis explains very deliberately to Job as she pats her son who is definitely not Ennon on the arm: "No, Job. Look, it's not Ennon, it's… a new child. These are all… They're all… new… children."

Sitis anxiously watches Job speak, and starts to relax until a baffled and annoyed Ennon says something. She tenses and turns to him.

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#good omens #good omens 2 #goodomensedit #good omens spoilers #job flashback #a companion to owls #v watches good omens #v posts things #there's that thing they say about how comedy works best if they're playing it honestly and not like they're trying to be funny #and that there has to come a moment when the comedy stops and it gets real #and i really liked Sitis as a side character because you feel that everything is real for her #it's got this absurd coat over it but this is a horrifying situation and she is devastated about it!#it makes the whole thing work.#also we usually bring up him saving the kids but #can we talk about Crowley starting out by breaking Sitis's faith just on the truth alone #but then swooping in right before she fully damns herself #yknow i uh. don't feel like God really won this bet

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luck-of-the-drawings · 4 months

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OOH YEAH BABY! PARTY TIME BABY! MUSIC! DRINKS! SOCIAL PRESSURE & A PSYCHEDELIC BREAK DOWN! WELCOME TO VAMPIRE SOCIETY MOTHERFUCKER! ARE YOU SCARED? DO YOU UNDERSTAND YET? ITS OKAY IF NOT. FIRE DISSOLVED IT! ITS ALL GONE NOW. HAVE FUN!

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #jrwi suckening spoilers #RRAAHH IM IN LOVE WITH THIS SHOW SOOO GOODDAMN MUCH!! each o these characters has STOLEN my HEART!!!#LIKE EMIZEEELLL i love emizel so much.. runnin around announcing that HE isa PRINCE while shiloh FINALLY quietly clicks the pieces together #nathan hanover you MADMAN!!! that slow dramatic guitar riff as emizel makes that announcement was so fuckin COOL UGHHHH #MR HANOVER DOES IT AGAIN just creating tracks that absoultely WORM into my MIND and HHEAARRT UUGHHGHH #emizel is so cool and so funny and so adorable UUGHH ill gush abt him more when i finally post my emizel n soda doodle page #ARTHUR FUCKING BENNET. i totally get why grizz has a hard time playing him. hes cool and stoic n its not easy to play a man o little words #BUT BBOOOY DOES HE DO IT WELL!! arthur DOES come off as so stoic n cool & it just makes his lil misfortunes all the more charming #like falling into the red fear or confrontin edward twilight or accidentally doing lsd. I LOVE THATS HES THE BAD LUCK GUY.#okay uhhu uhh i have limited room here what else should i say uhh. THE NPCS. MY GOD THE NPCS. CHARLIE U WONDERFUL MADMAN #edward twilight is SUCH a funny fucking antagonist. and supposedly his magic stuff is super scary?? SO EXCITED TO SEE MORE OF THAT #ill ramble abt mr deacon keller later eheh i have a. uh. a doodle page in the works. so in the meantime DAYBRINGER SOLOMON!!#“HERE COMES THE SUN MOTHERFUCKER!” “ILL SEE YOU IN HELL. NOT. IM GOING TO HEAVEN. BITCH.” like come on now. oh my god. i need him #BIG POWERFUL BEAST AND EVERY WORD HE SAYS HAS ME CRACKING UP. THE MUFFLED VOICE IN THE DARK BROKEN BY “LIGHT!”#TRULY HILARIOUS AND YET TRULY HORRIFYING. I FUCKIN LOVE CHARLIE NPCS SO MUCH. I HOPE WE SEE HIM AGAIN OHH MY GOOOODDD #OKAYokay. im normal now. ill talk abt the piece. if u read my tags this far then u get special secret knowledge abt the artistic process #IM VERY HAPPY WITH MY COLORS! i know they were hallucinating on drugs so i just recalled the times i did drugs & used that as my influence #REMEMBER KIDS! acid is totally fine if ur safe and responsible about it. do acid and then stare at my art for a bit trrruuust me. IT MOVES!#anyway i think thats all my thoughts here. thank you for looking at my art n thanku if ur one o the ppl that says nice things in the tags #U are LITERLY my life blood i pick up each of u n kiss u so sweetly on the head. remember to try acid!!!!

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kadextra · 8 months

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flipping from warm to cold, insisting how important having a name/identity is and simultaneously continuing to dehumanize, providing a nice little enclosure & talking with a tone like he’s speaking to a pet, one second cruel the next dripping with sweetness and praise, calling them friends, fish in his aquarium, oh q!bad you are sooooo twisted in the head

#have I said how much I love this arc and horrifying character direction yet #because I LOVE it god he is an amazing villain/antihero #<- obsessed #i’ve watched each scene with ron so many times it’s not even funny 💀#can’t wait to see this character go more crazy <3 #qsmp #qsmp badboyhalo #tw torture #tw manipulation #qsmp ron lemons in the basement #qsmp ron lemons

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sciderman · 6 months

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Were Peter and Harry properly a thing? Or was it more of a spur of the moment hook-up?

in 9319? it was just two sordid nights – and sweet, sweet lingering trauma...

harry so nice, peter had to have it twice.

#sci speaks #ask-spiderpool #the fic is non-explicit! and kind of vital reading to get into peter's head and all his baggage.#this fic honest to god caused me so much psychic damage to write. and i've been trapped in peter's brain ever since.#i can't get out. let me OUT. it's such a horrifying MESS up in here.#i'm really glad i wrote this because. god. peter has so many more dimensions now than he did prior.#peter levelled up so much in the ask-spiderpool revival #it's so funny because if harry didn't rear his head then peter was going to be relegated to the supportive boyfriend role.#but no sir. he's got his own messes to clean. and he's kind of become the pov character now.#which is so fun! because wade always used to be the pov character before. how the turntables...#i think boys night might be my favourite bit of writing i've done for 9319. in some messed up sort of way.#i really wish everyone'd read it.#the harry stuff in 9319 is some of my most favouritest stuff. it's so juicy. it's so juicy !!#i love the osborns kind of existing solely to get peter to question himself and face uncomfortable truths.#the osborns just being able to worm out everything that peter parker supresses. all his anger and all of his... ugly.#delicious. smacks lips.

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mamawasatesttube · 1 year

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@necer0s your brain is so fucking big. i have been thinking of this since i first saw it last night and i need you to know ive already started toying with it in my notebook and making picrews of jon's friends to try and figure out how to flesh out his squad of silly little drama-ridden teenagers so i can make them all crush on kon to jon's absolute immense horror. holy shit thank you i fucking love outsider pov i still have to figure out what form and plot all of this will have but GOD its so funny!!!!

#god kon is SO ''friend's hot big brother'' coded he's perfect for everything about that trope its so funny #of course. jon will not be the only one horrified. um.#kon (processing his tana trauma) (now currently tana's age) seeing a 16yo crushing on him: haha that's a child #kon (staring dead-eyed into the void): haha. that's. a child. haha #BUT OAUGHGAHAHGHNGHG THIS IS GONNA BE FUN #also just. bunch of teenagers crushing on kon see tim for the first time and theyre like. hes dating... THAT?#hottest guy on earth and hes dating THAT THING????#i think outsider pov of timkon is so fucking funny for this precise reason #many thoughts much to think about. maybe a 5+1 of some sort. we'll see. yes yes. many many thoughts. yes #rimi talks

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alo-piss-trancy · 1 month

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I've been watching that Del/icious in D/ungeon show on netflix & I'm almost caught up.

Kinda wanna try to write smth for it... but ngl the only idea I have is Cursed AF lmao

U know those hellspawn catfish that. That sense the ammonia in urine and. And.

If you've seen River Monsters YOU KNOW ☠️

#it's horrible and i would not wish it on anyone and i don't find it sexy at all. but condider. it would be so fucking funny #laios is unhinged enough to want to cook the miniature pp catfish monster i KNOW he is #bear txt #omorashi #cons: to write this i would have to watch the episode again... like it isn't already burned into my brain #ngl i think that's one of the Worst Things that can happen to someone like. on god if i had a dick and that happened to me?#i would never recover mentally. that's so gross and horrifying and painful ☠️ nature is fascinating but FUCK those catfish jfc

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warpolomewdarkmatter · 1 year

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QUICK FYI.? in my blosc:the adventure begins remake there would be a whole new storyline where everyone is convinced that buzz is zurg’s son because like 20+ years ago zurg created an offspring in a capsule but got bored very quickly and sent that child into space. and buzz was found in space debris and adopted, so it all makes total sense. but in the end of the movie zurg learns about this and laughs because that offspring 1. was tooootally evil 2. was a genetic mutant alien with horns 3. was a girl. ok? and in blosc:the movie:the remake:the sequel this daughter, roza, is a major villain who instead of conquiring the universe wants to destroy it completely and zurg has to show her that universe is actually a great place when it’s not in shambles and also that she doesnt have to be mad bc people could care about her (like her dad for example!!!) <3

#buzz lightyear of star command #evil emperor zurg #roza #drawpost #origpost #i use the word dad extensively because i am horrified that if someone sees the art without reading the LORE theyll think roza is zurgs gf #so hmmmm character concept notes #her name is roza because i needed the letters Z and R because theyre evil #and roses are beautiful yet prickly! which i think can suit her well:)#her design is obviously heavily inspired by zurgs except i gave her pants because i think its funny that shes in pants and zurgs in the robe #feminism ever heard of it #roza is hellbent on destroying the universe because shes very bitter at having been abandoned by zurg #and she has never been rly loved/felt like someone cared about her i think #shes also smart and strong and cooler than buzz at everything which leads to him having a wicked identity crisis lol #um and she has rivalry with mira because roza is part tangean herself and they r the only people who can fight each other bc of ghosting #also while mira is doted on by her dad roza is oppositely abandoned and forgotten. character foils etc.#roza is (and i cannot stress this enough) part-alien. many alien. so many alien oh my god she has genes for days #but! she has a lot of flaws because of her hypermixed heritage. this species is allergic to salt this one gets headaches from orange color #etc.#roza is WILD for me because i made her up and she fit into my image of lightyear/blosc universe so perfectly #...so many dad zurg content... so much funny bickering villains....#oh yes and in the first movie she would be introduced only in like a pre-credit teaser scene!!!!!#everyone laughs and maybe 1 person remembers that thing with zurg having a daughter apparently #HARD CUT #to a sinister montage of a person in zurg type fit walking through a scrappy but very lived-in spaceship....#and stopping near a monitor which displays zurgs face on it....#the mysterious person touches the screen and says The Time Has Come....#(they blow up the monitor and zurgs face with a NAAASTY gun)#...Father.......#(AND THE AUDIENCE GOES WIIIILD)

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todayisafridaynight · 4 months

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one day ill stop treating aoki like he was a guy i personally knew that died but todays not that day

#snap chats #if aoki WAS an actual guy i wouldve clicked my heels at his death but no he's a funny fictional guy so im allowed to be dramatic #feels like the first week after i saw aoki die in y7 like Man.. except now there's rage .... ok even more rage who am i kidding--#IW just reopened the wounds i think JVLAKVJEALKV #reopened the wounds and put vinegar and salt in them but anyway. before i start that rant again.#when is ebay gonna start selling the funeral merch no one knows how bad i need the aoki one at this point #i was watching a y7 randomizer and </3 i started cackling cause aoki behaves the same #I.E. he has to be the last enemy standing before the fight ends AND he still summons enemies #so im just watching this poor guy realize this and then become horrified as aoki summons Another Aoki #and THAT ONE starts summoning more units and 💀 STOP HIM #then yk the stream ended but it was still playing the last bits of aoki's theme and. :miku:#god his boss theme is still so good i could cry thinking of it ..... his and tendos are such phenomenal tracks to end the game with #aoki you still suck but i didnt cherish you enough somehow im not sorry and you deserve to be dead but i also miss you #i should replay y7 .... sorry im mental...#liking aoki while knowing he sucks is so fun because i flip flop with saying i love him but also stressing he sucks #i need everyone to know he's not likable and shouldn't be liked but i had a tohru adachi phase in high school so im already a lost cause #ok bye im gonna drink a pot of tea and question where i went wrong as an individual

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fangirlfortress · 4 months

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You know that VERY specific subgenre of science fiction/horror/thriller/mystery whatever where everything is perfect. But it isn't, not quite? I mean where we start in a place where everything is absolutely wonderful and just as it should be. We have a protagonist and maybe they're an actual character or maybe they're just a way through which we can view this world, but they are in a beautiful place, a place that is perfect to an almost eerie degree. Not quite, but almost. You can practically see it. The grass is Pantone 2272 CP, the sky a rich and beautiful Pantone 15-4421 TPG. Your neighbors are friendly, your friends loving and carefree and so happy. You're happy. Nothing ever changes, nothing bad ever happens.

But, well, something isn't right. Maybe it has the episodial vibe of a sitcom or the eerie feeling of the second try in a time loop, where you're sure you've seen this before but can't figure out why. Something isn't right. Everything is perfect and just like it's been for as long as you've been in this place, so different from where you were before (where were you before? You can't remember anymore. You've always been here, haven't you? You search your mind for anything before this place, but you can't. Huh. That's weird.), but something is wrong.

It comes to your slowly at first: Mrs. Gardener is always pruning her tulips. Well, yes, always. Why? Every day she does this, and the next day the tulips are there like she never did it all. She prunes her tulips.

Nothing ever changes, nothing bad ever happens. You try to ask questions, but everyone looks at you like they don't get it, or you've gone insane. Some look like they're hiding something. Suddenly the perfection isn't comforting, it's eerie. It's a cage. You can see suddenly all the ways in which your environment isn't normal. The weather isn't supposed to always be perfect. No town moves the same way every day, like a synchronized dance. What the fuck is happening? What is this place? Why is everyone acting so strange? Don't they see it? Are they real? Is anyone here but you even real? Are you the only real person here?

And then things get slowly more and more sinister? Like, I can only think of film examples, no books or anything, but the cinematography shows as the protag becomes more and more aware. The sky looks brighter, the music more grated, slower and creepier. Nothing is right. This place is not safe. It doesn't have to be a small town specifically, it's just that vibe is slowly discovering that this beautiful place you're in is a terrifying hellscape conjured by someone that desperately wants to keep you there.

#Of course I'm going to mention Wandavision and Madoka Magica: Rebellion #They practically perfected what I'm talking about #Wandavision #puella magi madoka magica #pmmm rebellion #madoka magica rebellion #rebellion #i'm also including that one scene in a wrinkle in time when they're in that creepy ass town of robots camazotz #where everything is synchronized and beautiful but just soooo fucking creepy #also the sandwiches taste like fucking sand #The sandwiches are gross 0/10 would not recommend #I think I'm so funny #By extension I gotta mention #the stepford wives #The Stepford Wives (1975)#The Good Place too #The Good Place #And also. Does this make sense? Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated #I know that's more “Creepy Place Gets Creepier” rather than “Idyllic Place Turns Out To Be a Horrifying Nightmare Conjured By God Figure”#But honestly it fits the vibe #I'm naming Coraline an honorary member of this subgenre #Even though it isn't QUITE what I'm talking about #Coraline #coraline jones #The Truman Show too #the truman show #The Truman Show 1998

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quietwingsinthesky · 8 months

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im too tired to expand on this fully but consider: s10-11 au constructed around chuck not showing up late in s11 but instead joining up with the winchesters after Fan Fiction. specifically as chuck, not as god, though he is still that and not only a prophet anymore. but sam and dean don’t need to know that. they just know there’s a prophet-shaped hole at the bunker.

chuck being a reoccuring character in the background of s10. talking about the mark with sam, getting badgered by charlie about the books, helping to translate the book of the damned. as it becomes more and more clear that sam’s really going to destroy the mark, he. doesn’t do anything to stop sam. but there’s more and more times where chuck just looks uncomfortable. an emotion that’s a mixture of nausea and fear, that the winchesters can write off as ‘nervous weird prophet dude having an episode’.

watching sam and dean a lot, too. in a voyeuristic way, obviously, this is his whole deal, he set them up to be interesting to him, but there’s something else there. grief, maybe. jealousy, definitely.

i just think the whole ‘oh yeah he’s actually god for real btw’ set-up would be better if he was actually around for a bit more recently not being god. or pretending not to be god.

#and also because the tragic sibling enjoyer (<- me) wants to see him be fucked up about amara more #also because it would be so so funny for sam to be like I Am Getting Visions From God Right Now while chuck is just. sitting there. like 😬#also also. because it would mean castiel gets to meaningfully interact with him. even if its not as god exactly.#but there’s something there.#also also also because this would be directly self-indulgent for my ‘god possessed chuck’ theory. at some point he should just flat out say #‘well yeah there was a guy here before me. you met him. he’s still kind of here because im him but he’s also dead in every way that matters’#v nonchalantly. like this is normal and not horrifying.#bonus points if lucifer and/or cas are there when he says it and have Reactions to the implication of a vessel being taken by their father #without that vessel technically consenting to it. whether that’s frustratioj at him imposing a rule on them he doesn’t abide follow. or #horror at even their lackluster understanding of consent being fully ignored. or even jealousy that he gets a vessel so easy #chuck shurley #spn #he’s just a fucked up little guy. he should be around more.#i know theres the samulet that glows with god nearby but uh consider. it doesn’t actually work and never did.#and chuck just makes it glow when its time for his convenient reveal because he set that up and he can’t not fire chekov’s gun.#he’s a hack writer but he’s not incompetent

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vpofcookies · 11 months

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Still think one of the funniest things Technoblade did was subscribe with notifs to squidkid so that he could commit psychological warfare by farming potatoes every single time that squidkid was logged on

#i know squid was horrified and people thought he was on 24/7 (which. 18hrs is not far off)#but the idea of him planning it by supporting the channel and subscribing is so funny #techno: oh squid is on i should log on! squid: oh god. oh god. how. HOW. he's always here. HE'S ALWAYS HERE

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