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#i made a joke about shrooms earlier but honeslty. BAD fucking idea#i can make myself spiral into a breakdown already SOBER babey#but also hee hee.#might go a little silly mode#a little silly funny. besties#i should do my silly breathinge ercises but i dont WANT to calm down#i want to keep thinking FAST a FUCK#sonic the hedgehog looking ass#i lvo oyu les claypool#that MOTHERFUCKER sings and plays bass at the same time????????#literally isname#my guitar teacher did the sAME THING#fucking insane bastards WILD as shit#i miss my guitar teacher oh god#he was like 70 when i took lessons is his ass still alive???????????????????????/#i hope he is oh no now im sad#i stopped lessons due to covid and never starteda gain#bc my DUMB ASS DUMB MOTHERFUCKER SELF moved across the country#2000 miles!!!#and for what???#i dont regret it. but still#for what???#girl what are you DOING???#its not like home is any ebtter all my friends bailed to other states too#ichigan and WASHINGTONDC???#smart ass friend idk his major even. sorry i should know that#IM SORRYYYYYYYYY#my friend was gonna be teaching major but switched#and so did i1!!#gonna do library scieence
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broke: eddie munson has handcuffs in his room cause he likes kinky sex
woke: eddie munson has handcuffs in his room because he was once arrested by officer Callahan for possession of marijuana at a halloween party they busted his junior year, but as soon as Callahan sat him on the pavement and turned around, Eddie jumped up and hauled ass into the forest until he reached the trailer park. His uncle had to pick the lock to get them off his dumbass nephew (making eddie swear to 1. never ask how his uncle knew how to pick locks and 2. never get fucking arrested again) Eddie kept the handcuff’s as a memoir of the night he outran the Hawkins Police Department.
#tj talks#eddie munson#stranger things season 4#sorry i just think its funny#hopper: what. what do you MEAN he 'got away'#callahan: HES VERY FAST AND SLIPPERY OKAY#but fr i cant imagine hopper like. giving a shit#probably has been called on that kid more than once and each time its jsut that tired sigh of 'i dont want to be here either okay'#edit: dont turn this post into a 'if you characterize eddie as anything other than my own personal hc i get mad' thing because it isnt!!#this is a simple littoe heeha i had late at night#relaistically the cuffs are most likely accessories/decor i just thought it was funny#but i keep seeing people do the 'THIS is canon ajd if you think otherwise shut the fuck up'#so lets all just be calm ajd play nice in our little fake land of blorbos
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I can’t get over the thought of Fae!Ghost carrying the baby and calling her cabbage as a term of affection🥺🥺🥺
The way I think Ghost generally is such a girl dad, like he just has the vibe. I can't explain it. He would love a daughter so much and I can't believe that I'm going along with this dubiously Canon garden baby.
She has the tiniest little fingers Simon's ever seen. The sweetest little pink lips, and scrunchy nose when she yawns and cuddles close against his chest. He could stare at her for ages and never get tired of it.
"She has your nose," he says, soft and low, fingers tracing the lines of the baby's cheek, the folds of its ear, "clingy like you too."
"You can spare her a compliment," you smile, resting your head against his shoulder to look down at where your little seedling is nestled in the crook of his arm.
"Those are compliments," Simon huffs. He likes you clingy, loves every piece of you including this tiny big surprise. You reach to adjust the makeshift onesie, fingers delicate as you take her little hand between your fingers. He's never seen you so gentle with anything.
"She's really ours," its half a question, you almost sound like you don't believe it. Simon understands the sentiment. Nothing this delicate, nothing this needy and perfect, should ever have come from anything he did. "God she's really ours." You choke, your absolute and overwhelming joy lighting up gold in his chest. Simon turns his head to kiss your temple, feeling the wetness of your tears through the fabric of his shirt. The feeling is mutual.
"You hold her," he coaxes gently, you sob around a smile and nod as he transfers the newborn to your arms. You look so sweetly down at her, eyes still brimming with unshed tears, Simon can't help pulling you into his lap. His big arms wrapping around you to hold you close against his chest, chin resting on your shoulder to keep an eye on the slumbering infant. "Little cabbage needs a name," he smiles feeling your shoulders shake with repressed laughter.
"The cabbage needs a lot of stuff, let's start with diapers and formula before we get to the big shit."
"Lets watch the fucking language in front of the baby." That gets an actual laugh from you, water and pure.
"We're going to be such awful parents." You tell him, cuddling closer, and Simon thinks his heart might squeeze just a bit too tight. Something about the way you sigh and relax against him, the way you hold his child, his child. Both of you safe and his in his arms.
He doesn't stop purring for hours.
#simon ghost riley#cod x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost x reader#simon ghost x reader#ghost mw2#cod ghost#cod x y/n#ghost mwii#oc: Love#x reader#everyone wants to give the disaster couple a baby#i didnt even think they wanted a baby#why do you want to give them a baby they are both clinical???#dubiously canon#fuck I do kinda want them to keep it though#get Ghost on the breeding kink train real fast by giving him a wife and child#bark bark bark
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Like three of my coworkers in the past month have tested positive for covid, every day I see new ppl on my dash mentioning that they’ve caught covid, every day I see and hear from ppl who have come down w something that looks like covid but the test came back negative but also they can only afford to test once bc tests aren’t free anymore and the more accurate tests are also more expensive so there’s no way to know if it was a false negative, and yet nobody masks anymore. hell world hell world
#meg talks#like i feel like im losing my mind. i will admit that ive probably gotten too bold abt going out in public#but at least i never go out without wearing a clean n95#and then i immediately look around and see no one else is wearing one and im like well fuck me i guess.#i refuse to get on an airplane or have anyone come visit me via plane bc fucking every time someone ik gets on a plane#they come back with covid#and i just keep thinking back to the start of the pandemic and the efforts to flatten the curve#and how if we’d just fucking. done it. if the lockdown wasn’t lifted so fast. we could have killed covid#instead we’re going on four years of this. and ppl just act like life is normal again#well it’s not normal for me. catching covid could ruin my body and cost me my job and then what#but nobody cares bc most precautions protect other ppl around us more than they protect ourselves#and nobody gives a shit abt the disabled#nor do they want to think abt the fact that they are one covid infection away from being disabled themselves
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Said this in a post, but Kross having a dogfight (the airplane kind)
AUGH i keep forgetting to answer this but you’re so so right this is the realest actually
#pilot kross……. aughhh weeping wailing#answering asks#justanidiorartist asks#jaa!!#killer would have one of those small pointed fast jets#cross would have something similar but it’d probably be more heavy or bigger or whatever and not as meant for speed#kind of fucking insane about then having air fights with each other#circling each other and shouting things the other can’t hear#killer’s like some unknown pilot cross and whatever organization he’s under is familiar with#cause he keeps flying into their territory and doing stunts right where they can see him like he’s showing off#and cross volunteers and or is voluntold to go after him cause he’s good in the air#and he and killer fight but cross has to land cause killer fucked his shit that bad#and then cross gets all pissed cause hes never had that happen to him in a fight so he has this personal grudge against killer#and wants to beat him#so every time killer comes back cross immediately says he’ll handle him and goes after him himself#and this keeps happening over and over to the point it’s like. a Thing.#and they both don’t know anything about each other but they keep coming back to each other again and again#and there’s probably jokes among cross’s other crew mates (or whatever they are idk how. that works)#that he has a thing for that mystery pilot#and they probably have some kinda nickname for killer like. hawk or jackdaw or something. y’know it’s gotta be a bird#ANYWAY sorry i’m insane i think#is that anything
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Ditto Fic Ideas #27
(Bkdk 🧡💚)
"What? Not up for the challenge, Deku?"
Izuku frowned, "That's not-"
"Then put your money where your mouth is." Bakugou flashed a smirk, holding up a measly 2000¥ bill in his hands. "The rules are simple: First one to fall in love loses the game."
Easier said than done, when both participants are under the influence of a mutual-emotional-attachment quirk.
"You're on."
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The main idea is that these two idiots get hit with a love quirk and, to spare themselves a scolding from Aizawa and prevent them from missing a class trip to one of Japan's largest hero exhibits, decide to keep it a secret.
Between codependency, secret handholding breaks, and an insane amount of across-the-room eye contact, they begin to wonder if their pride is truly worth pretending to care more about the 2000¥ than the (not so) new bubbling feelings...
Shamelessly inspired by this meme:
#In this case#i think Bakugou would fall so fucking HARD and so FAST but hed be fighting for his life trying to keep his feelings at bay#he wants the damn 2000¥#or thats what he keeps telling himself...#they're both too stuborn istg#at some point the quirk would probably make them freak out if they're out of sight from eachother#then theyll have to come up with a convincing excuse to change hotel rooms#i feel i should mention that everyone knows they're suffering under a quirk. theyre just letting them deal eith the consequences.#might even make it harder on them too.#Aizawa is quietly snickering under his scarf the entire trip. as he should. sadistic bastard#bkdk#bakudeku#dittoficideas#mha fic idea#bnha fic idea#Bakugou *sweating* 'He'll crack. Any day now he'll come crawling to me and ill win. just gave to hold on a LITTLE longer...'#Midoriya 'Oh boy a new feeling to supress!'
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Late s3 cordy showing up in the library when Buffy's there to aggressively flirt with Wesley only to complain about being soooo bored the second she's actually left alone with him lmfao girl I know what you are so bad
#poor girl this whole season is like okay im dating one of buffys best friends surely she will want to be around me now#oh now im kind of part of the group! but my boyfriend is kind of rude to me all the time and keeps embarrassing me in front of buffy#but i will be as helpful as i can and sit and read these books to help buffy!#okay well my boyfriend is cheating on me with another friend in the group and then i immediately got impaled right after finding out#thats soo embarrassing oh my god time to break up rebrand and disappear for a few weeks#wait shit i miss buffy :/ what excuse can i find to be in and out of the library constantly hmm#also she seems to be spending a lot of time with a new brunette oh shit oh fuck. gotta think fast#oh hello new twentysomething nerd who is around now and seems flustered by my presence. perfect timing#now i can get all dressed up and flirt with you in front of buffy to make her jealous and also piss off xander#surely this adult knows fully dating me would be illegal so i will never have to actually act on these flirtations right. right?#dammit now i said i wanted to be alone with him and im alone with him. i actually kind of hate this man. fuck.#oh god im in too deep#j rewatches btvs
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anyway as soon as i pry myself off this couch im gonna share some screenshots of bg3 protags on my sideblog. just gotta like. reach the desk first.
#all i can think about is the shelves im gonna get installed here over the next little bit fdghj#yall dont understand its so hard to keep things clean and brain friendly when you just dont have anywhere to put stuff.#hellish#& then i get overwhelmed and turn into a massive bitch when i try to get it under control fdgh#instead its been like. 2 straight days of dopamine i fucking swear?? my body probably definitely wouldnt let me do this for a living#(my hip is screamingggg dfghgjj) but actually if i could & if i could work in a team then yeah. ykw i enjoy it.#organization go brrrrrrr#i dont think she was expecting me to work that fast either but ive been like a feral animal. skittering over clutter.#finding Spots for Things#okay i lied the flood was actually beneficial in one way to me specifically.#estranged father just forgot a Bunch of tool sets here & ive claimed them now fdghjk#that nail gun is MINE#she suggested i look out for an actual tool chest/bench thing (ykw the ones with wheels and stuff) for everything and i havent been that#excited for anything in months fdgh tools are expensive alright. too bad he took the table saw.#i dont talk much abt my Masc Hobbies as i call them lmao no real reason to but hoooboy i love to Build Things#give me that ikea desk ill have it done in an hour or less every time#maybe trade school is still on the horizon for me gfhj always wanted to Weld Stuff i think id be good at it#as much as i fuckin loathe yard maintenance i was a real garage sooooo bad its not even funny#shame i wasnt just inherently expected to know car stuff tm i feel like i would have loved it too#scarrier to learn on your own later in life especially with a lease vehicle but ill get there eventually#anyway yeah bg3! new mods. new ocs#have not done much with them yet but they Exist and theyre pretty
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In which Shimazaki shows up to Minegishi's apartment after his WD disappearance with nothing but a suitcase and an "I live here now." The following seasons bring way more changes than just the weather.
#shimamine#as always this is with the spirit of 'fuck the artbook -- all my homies are unbearably sad about the artbook' -_-#i wanted the last panel to be minegishis first day of work at the flower shop#idk if the timing works out since confession arc is supposed to be like two months after wd or something crazy#but then again im ignoring canon timelines anyway so adfsgf#i also love headcanons where minegishi is plant-like themself so i figured theyd hate the winter and get too cold easily#i think minegishi would get like ten times more plants#shimazaki keeps coming home to find another one sneakily added to the last available surface#they deny it and clear a new space but pretty soon that'd be taken too...#i never draw backgrounds/rooms so i was very happy it turned out decent 😅#the succulent in the last panel is a cameo of my succulent i named minegishi which proceeded to grow ridiculously fast and i now have#separated pieces into various pots and Those grow just as fast
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having a real normal one tonight boys
#damien.txt#SDJFGHSKDFGJSHD SEND HELP IM HAVINGA BREAKDOWN I THINK#I CANT STOP LISTENNING TO THIS SONGF SDFJOHGOIEHRE#truly the amount that i am stimming to this song. with this song. FROM THE FUCKING TROLLS 3 SOUNDTRACK#i have not. even. seen. trolls 3.#you gotta work hard! to make it look easy! you gotta live fast! to keep makin that money!#if! you! want! to! be! as! famous as me!!!!!!!!#going insane in this chili's tonight AHHHH
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u guys remember how I said I wanted to try and get a car this year as one of my resolutions… after months of researching I think I found the one I want. Finally. I am so sick of reading abt and looking at cars 😭
#I want to try and buy one by may but idk how realistic that is#depends on a few things#it’s a car from 2009-10 and can go for 4-7k which is not BAD considering how highly rated it is#it’s just the nearest ones are like 5 hours away lol 💔#I also don’t know if I can save that much up that fast#I haven’t been able to save much money bc I keep having to loan family money 😰#realistically if I want this car it’ll probably be more like. Octoberish when I’m able to save up enough#I also have to consider insurance which is a big pain#my vans insurance was cheap bc it was as old as I am lmao!! cannot imagine this one will be that cheap but idk my credit is also better now#but considering the car is from 2009 or 10 depending on the one I go with I can’t imagine it being over 100/mo surely. like. that would#be bonkers#I wanted a small truck but they’re hard to find and I wanted an rv deep in my heart too. but they r so expensive 🤧#one day one day one day 🙏😔#actually the specific truck I did have my eye on is fucking ILLEGAL WHERE I LIVE SO. HUGE bummer#it’s supposedly not safe but I think big gas is probably just pressed bc it’s cute and tiny and is not a gas guzzler. tbqh.#anyway I’m putting it into the universe rn: by the end of the year she (cute tiny car) will be mine#sanchoyorambles
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it hit me what makes me the most miserable abt my work week is how it’s just school all over again. just hanging in there until the weekend. repeat. repeat. repeat
#5 outta 7 days im at work. 2 days of freedom#2 days to do chores n run errands n relax n sleep n draw n catch up w/ friends n go places#and if u gotta reschedule itll be weeks before ur available again#like for months now ive tried to get together w/ friends but our days off dont match n shit keeps coming up#not to mention im fucking tired! im exhausted! i want to sleep in and then draw the rest of the day!#i think the worst part is that back in school.. at least it didnt matter as much? because it all led to an end aka graduation?#like i didnt mind the wait for next weekend as much cuz it was temporary#like eventually ill graduate and then ill have freedom! (i thought? for some reason??)#but now its like.. the weeks are going by so fast this year is already almost over i turn 26 in 2 weeks#and this is.. the rest of my life? like youre kidding right? this cant be it?#i get off work n then i have to take care of the cats n chores n then eat dinner n then shower n then its late and i gotta sleep#before work the next day. i dont have time nor energy to rly do anything#and ill get that feeling of like. oh well at least it brings me closer to the next ‘weekend’#but i dont wanna live weekend to weekend#i mean im thankful to have a job n coworkers i love like i truly hate it there sometimes but i also am happy and thankful for it#but yknow.. it shouldnt have to be like this#i worded this so much better in the shower but im tired of feeling like school part 2 like what the fuck man#ive had work every single day since we came back from our trip n i just dont have time/energy for anything#i need to open commissions back up but i havent even gotten around to starting one a friend asked for#not to mention this years christmas card ive barely got the sketch done for#and again. my favourite holiday. halloween is on tuesday and while we did plan halloweeny stuff it just has not felt like halloween#i havent had any ideas/energy/time for any halloweeny art#+chores n errands etc lmao we havent even been to the grocery store yet (calling us out here)#it just. suuuuucks aaaaaass man the world is so beautiful life is a gift i dont wanna spend it like this
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Me like 99% of the time: “Lol, yeah, I was super suicidal and severely mentally ill when I was 13/14. I was so cringe. Glad I’m better and can make light of the topic. What a wreck lol”
Me that 1% of the time: …I was suicidal when I was 14
#never realized how fast I moved on#I went from being super sick and once I got better I just erased the past#everything that happened then was something cringe my middle school self did#MIDDLE SCHOOL#I WAS A CHILD#no child should ever be so sad they want to kill themself#I guess I’ve never given it thought#never mourned or reflected what I lost and what happened to me#I guess it’s just easier to completely separate that part of me than remember it#because it’s painful and hard to remember#I wasn’t a good person then I was in a lot of pain and I was so young#no one wants to think about that#but now I have such a huge disconnect between that time of my life and who I am now#I’ve completely made that part of my life a separate entity#and it’s literally been this past month or two that’s i realized this#I’ve spent the past three-ish years just making fun of myself at that time period because it’s easier than thinking about that part of#my life#it’s a chapter I don’t want in my story but keeping it out leaves this awkward blank space#I’ve never been good at receiving apologies or praised for doing something hard#and looking back and admitting that I was so sick so young and was able to get over it is something that’s fucking amazing and fucking#horrifying and I’m allowed to feel those things without pushing it away and making a joke about it#this is so random I meant for this to be a lol relatable post#delete later#rae’s rambles
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literally all I do at work is think abt how long it's gonna be until I can next play elden ring.....
#pls i need my elden ring hit.... save me elden ring... elden ring save me.........#i wanna go roundtable hold before i next do anything bc i think theres a questline i forgot to follow up on. im fucking terrible at-#keeping track of npc/story stuff lol i keep killing the bosses they want me to before i even talk to them#if my bus is on time and i do a 20 min workout as soon as i get in and then if im fast cooking and eating and showering#i can probably play before half 7 which gives me like. just less than 2 hours of playtime#might even be able to get to the next main boss fight 💪💪💪💪#SIGH. just 1 hour and 40 mins left at work......#.diaries
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Ah, yes, the difficulties of writing fic closely following ATSV canon. Do I mostly stay true to canon and just shift some motivations and backgrounds? Do I drag things out more, change some things entirely? Will Hobie quit the society the second Miles is on the run, or does he stick it out this time due to "i gotta watch out for this kid" and "he's almost like other-me for real" and "i know where to go potentially so it's not quite as dire to get away now" or does he quit anyways and just keeps showing up with the web-warriors watch driving everyone nuts? WHO KNOWS? NOT ME! doesn't matter whether it's the characters or me we're all having a crisis lmao
#a biscuit's rambles#when multiverses meet au#wmm#i just realised how fast things move in the film#but i think i want to drag out the problems a little more before miles goes missing and hobie quits#i need them to get to know each other. and hobie going okay fuck it thats my little brother now#and miles to start maybe somewhat trusting him#and gwen and pav wondering what the HELL is up#before i have them all mix. also im scared of writing so many characters#like. two hobies two pavs one gwen one to two miles (main) plus also pete noir (and the other noir) and margo and peter b and ham and peni#i think thats it but like thats still A LOT to juggle#and ive never written half of them before ever but i dont want to exclude them and i uaghhhh#i mean ill manage. i have as much time as i want. tehcnically. but#ah what the hell. ill just write and keep reading the script right along and then the characters decide what happens#ill just roll with whatever they wanna do lmao
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me: oh I like RPGs I'd like to think I'm good at them
octopath final chapters: NOT SO FAST
#here's the thing. I'm not strong enough to mug the npcs with good equipment#i do have a shitton of leaves to buy it with but im being conservative with it#i also only buy equipment when its a flat upgrade (doesn't decrease any other stats comparatively)#and most importantly. i fucking suck at setting up buffs#and i hoard herbs for concoct and only concoct with boost#i think if i figure out how to keep up buffs and debuffs (both of which i can kind of access with my setup though inefficiently)...#i might be able to get it but these bitches expire so fast#and i got used to saving bp for when enemy is broken 😔#anyway... idk what to do i really wanted to at least do hikari's final so i can swap to the other four characters#but if ritsu is already sweeping me with like 14 shield and five actions per turn LOOOL i have no hope#zero.txt
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