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i-never-shut-up-ever · 1 year

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i hate when the thing happens when you have tasks and responsibilities and can’t just lay around and be silly and maybe bake some treats and start a garden maybe read a book or try some meditation. redecorate your room. play with your dog. draw something. why must i figure out fafsa and do assignments and work my stupid little capitalist brainrot fast food job. i have more important things to do

#real #adhd #life #small rant #fafsa #college #class of 2023 #school #capitalism #i want to bake bread #i yearn for a life filled with not having any responsibilities or tasks ever

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nowwheresmynut · 1 year

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More plvspwaa art yes

a smol bonus:

this is all gumshoes fault, including the dimensional travel

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unpretty · 7 months

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my most old person trait is that when i'm at the store and see marrow bones for $9 a pound i can't stop myself from complaining that you used to be able to buy a pack of those from the local co-op for a dollar

#original #every time it comes out of my mouth i'm like 'oh no i am old'#but listen. it was my special treat.#i would bake my five minute no knead bread and roast my marrow bones at the same time #so i could have hot fresh bread with bone marrow #and now they want NINE DOLLARS A POUND. FOR BONES.#they also stopped carrying the good brie so you can imagine the problems i'm having #you want me to buy president brand?? i can get earwax for free i make my own

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mblue-art · 5 months

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quietly and politely eating the way you draw lust,

it’s genuinely really soft and pretty, every time i see you post him i get a silly boost of serotonin, our beloved malewife hehe

anyway, leaves you candied apples & baked goods.,,,. scurries away like a mouse,,

(thank youuu!! 🥺 im glad my art gives those vibes for you,,)

f,,FOR ME ???

#ask #mblue talks #mblue art #self insert #i love crunchy things and bread and baked goods and their warmth and crunchy crusts and the soft fluffy inner part of them 🥺 thank u #i will share this with the beloved #ive been yearning about wanting to bake with him recently 🥺#blorbofied myself for this ask 🥺

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bugsjewce · 6 months

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we deserved to see him in all his maroon suited glory. we were fucking robbed.

this is for @papershipghosts love u pookie <33

#ryan gosling #ryan gosling fanart #the nice guys #holland march #the nice guys 2016 #marching my holland #he march on my holland til i nice on his guy #my art #digital art #who else wants to blend him into a fine paste and spread him on some sourdough bread #bake at 350 degrees farenheit #lightly toasted

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loafbud · 4 months

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Borzuette doodle

#messed around with the colors + design a bit!#i wanted to give its fur that light buttery fluffy baked bread look #the area around its neck now resembles a puffy collar #borzuette #dachsbun #dachsbun evolution #fakemon #pokemon #fanart #loafbud #loafbud art

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sixofravens-reads · 7 months

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the thing that gets me about the "must read 100 books a year Or Else" thing is that you just.... don't see it with any other hobby?

no one (as far as I know) is telling knitters "you have to knit 100 projects in a year, it doesn't matter if they turn out holey or misshapen or ugly, it matters that you made so many of them!" pretty sure no one is telling gamers "you have to play 100 games a year, doesn't matter if you really enjoy them or explore the worlds, what's important is that you finish them!"

So...why, and I say this as someone who's a fairly fast reader and has read a lot this year, are (terminally online) readers so obsessed with numbers? Is it because more books = more intelligent? Is it just Number Go Up mentality? I understand the thrill of wanting to beat your past self and read more books than the year before or whatever, but why do you expect to hold others to your standards??

#thinking about reading #just a little rant #while i wait for the garlic cloves for my garlic bread to bake lmao #i often feel in competition with my past self or wanting to read certain genres etc. i didn't really get to the year before #but ive never looked at another blogger and went 'HA! you only read 10 books this year!'#don't get me started on the whole buying boatloads of books Just To Have A Big Library #i used to post about getting rid of books and people would reply like 'even if you didn't like them why not keep them just because??'#i don't live in a mansion lmao. also if i don't like a book i don't want to see it on my shelf every day #ANYWAY. back to listening to Canterbury Tales and baking

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darubyprincx · 8 months

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#ray's tag #mcyt #empires smp #empires smp s1 #empires smp s2 #AND TAG THIS. i want to see ALL OF THE DISCOURSE.#my answer is sausage i think he'd bake the most pussy shattering ear popping piping hot buttery garlic bread of all time

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thequeerlibrarian · 1 year

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Narnia & apple pie ✨

#i had an breakdown this morning because I tried to bake a glutenfree yeast bread and my boyfriend accidentally woke my at 4 am so made an #apple pie #glutenfree because I have coeliac disease not because I want to be gluten-free (saying this for the people hating on gf people)#my post #books #booklr #bookblr #the chronicles of narnia #narnia #cs lewis #book tumblr #books & coffee #vegan food

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piedoesnotequalpi · 1 month

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Inspired by the muffins anon, here are some pictures of my challah endeavors from when I baked more often! I love making really complex braided breads; the second picture is actually a ten strand loaf! It took a few tries to get the pattern to work

Ft. bonus snail pretzels (snetzels) because even though they weren't proper pretzels (not boiled) I still love how they turned out

#isabel.tex #my art #bread counts as art idc #bread #baking #challah #judaism #<- mainly because i want this in my Judaism tag for organizational purposes

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becca-e-barnes · 2 years

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I just gotta say, sub!pornstar!bucky

I have simply passed away.

I have been thinking about this for days, I need to write about it so my head will let it go

Just the thought of coming home to Bucky filming a scene with a dildo that's stuck to the wall by a suction cup. You didn't think he'd still be filming when you got home so you know he must really be enjoying himself if he's still going.

You hear his whimpers before you've even crossed the threshold. He's moaning like he does when he's beautifully overstimulated and he's quickly on his way to those broken sobs you love so much.

A hot throb settles in the pit of your stomach. You're not sure how you're supposed to just sit here and wait for him to finish, not when he sounds like that. But then you remember it's web-cam day. He'll be live-streaming and that gives him a little more wiggle room with his scenes.

"Bucky, sweetheart?" You call into the apartment, knowing that if he wants you to join him he'll respond.

You can imagine the look on his pretty, blissed out face just from the groan that resounds from the bedroom.

"F-Fuck, mommy?" Oh, he's in that headspace today. A pleasant tingle runs up your spine at the realisation all those people on the livestream heard him admit to being yours. They know he's owned. They might be getting off on whatever delightful display of submission he's letting them see but ultimately, he's yours and he wants to be.

You pad down the hallway quickly, discarding your jacket on the way. The bedroom door wasn't fully closed, swinging open with a gentle press and the sight in front of you is just breathtaking.

Bucky is on his hands and knees, with the camera at a 45 degree angle to his face . He's letting his viewers see the way he works himself on that cock but they still get to see the fucked out look in those pretty eyes. Better still, he gets to read the comments. All those strangers degrading him, calling him a filthy slut, taunting him that he'll be in trouble if he doesn't cum in the next few minutes.

He loves this. Clearly. If the pool of cum splattered across the wooden floor is anything to judge by.

"M-mommy?" His voice is weak and feeble, his cheeks are flushed, his dick looks achingly hard, bobbing as he continues to fuck himself on the toy.

"Oh baby, are you being slutty for all these nice people?" You coo, stepping into the focus of the camera, knowing that it will only see your legs, given the angle.

The chat floods with messages faster than ever. Some tell you your Bucky has been a little whore, some tell you he hasn't been slutty enough, some tell you they want to watch you punish him. Each message only seems to send your sweet boy a little more stupid and it's delightful.

"You've cum everywhere. Did all these people get to watch you fuck yourself stupid? I bet you didn't even touch your dick, did you? I know you just fucked your own ass until you came all over yourself. That's pathetic, baby."

This is Heaven for him. His head lolls forward onto his forearms, pleasure making him almost boneless but you can't have that. Absolutely not.

Your fingers tangle in his hair, pulling his face back up and making him look right down the camera. "Good boy, that's it. Let them see you. Show them that pretty face." His dick twitches, threatening to blow another load over the floor and he knows it.

"I'm gonna cum. Holy shit, I'm s-so close." His eyes roll back in his head and fuck, he's perfect like this. He's breathtaking and it's going to be great for views.

"Don't you dare. You cum when we tell you to." You remind him, dragging his attention back to the rolling chat. Half are keen to watch him cum right then and there and the other half want you to draw it out a little longer. Unfortunately for Bucky, you're leaning towards the latter.

#asks answered <3 #stevekempscocktails #becca writes spice #sub!bucky #sub!ps!bucky #ps!bucky #I LOVED writing this #I really want to bake a cute little loaf cake rn #I found a recipe for a raspberry and lemon loaf cake #and I want to bake it #but I don't like cake #no one in my house would eat it #I'm going to run away to a cottage in the forest and bake my own bread #and grow my own vegetables #I could make butter for my bread too #I could bring Belle #lol I know damn well I'd be in my cottage for a week before I'd be bored #but it's a nice thought rn idk

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theloveinc · 3 months

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I need dabi to be my boyfriend so badly so he can bum around my apartment and stop my roommates from touching my shit

#aita: I baked both bread and cookies over the weekend and I asked my roommate to not put them in the same container #she did and now we’re texting back and forth abt it #I know this is the second time I’ve had to ask her not to touch my bakes too #(in the sense that if I don’t put them in a container I don’t want them moved. she’s welcome to eat them)#but god.#she also ate half my cereal and is refusing to buy me a new box bc ‘she thought it was from the landlord’#which like no biggie but …#if we’re piling things up … don’t put the cereal Im not going to eat (it’s easy to save when it wasn’t open #in the first place) and I don’t want it anymore!!!!#sigh #dabi come be a scary clown on my couch please please #please #SORRY TO RANG #caitie blabs #shii posts #dabi

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transmechanicus · 9 months

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Saw “All Quiet On The Western Front” yesterday and as a grad student rotating between like 3 rationed home cooked meals, the cheapest possible takeout, or skipping food entirely, i empathize so fucking strongly with the protagonists for living off of potato water for months and then going absolutely feral in the middle of a battle bc they found a table of focaccia, sausage, and fancy cheese.

#my stuff #i too want to go feral on some quality bread n cheese n sausage #none of the nearby stores sell fresh baked bread and i’m not aware of any bakeries in walking distance at least #not that most bakeries even DO bread any more😔

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nudibutch · 3 months

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while im thinking abt food send me ur no-knead bread recipes

#🤲🏼 i want to bake bread in my fancy POT

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crushofdoves · 11 months

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So do you think you WILL update tomorrow or?

not anymore!

actually every time someone asks me this i want to lay down in the river and scream, it does not make me want to write at all actually and honestly, if y’all can’t handle waiting a few weeks or months between updates then just….don’t read my work. it will not hurt my feelings.

like. i don’t want you here if you’re going to treat me like a machine. write your own fic and leave me alone xx

#i was nice to the first anon #but there are 3 more messages like this in my inbox rn and i simply do not want to be nice anymore #i don’t care if y’all think i’m mean like BYE #see u never #gonna bake bread and take my dog for a walk instead

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writingjourney · 2 months

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I just want to raise children with the Papas but the children have to be animals, do you feel me?

#I want to live my secluded dream life #I’m gonna make jam and bake bread all day and hang out with the goats #plunder primo‘s garden and watch secondo snuggle with the baby goats

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