The 10th Doctor actively dying of radiation poisoning: I need to….schedule Jack Harkness…a gay sex appointment

Katherine is taller than Jack and he likes to step on the toes of her boots to kiss her because even though she complains she never stops him from doing it.

@chimeofthecomet

no one's doin it like him, man

favorite character from any media BUT it has to be a woman. in the tags now go (pls talk to me about your favorite fictional women pls pls pls pls)

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

A tiger bursting to freedom after being rescued from a poacher’s snare in the Russian Far East.

me: what is your wisdom today, oh great stoic philosopher marcus aurelius

marcus aurelius:

"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

i think floating down a river in a gown would fix me

ref n process vid under cut !

i want bread so bad oh please i need it i'll do anything please just a taste and i'll be so good i promise

You know that Chris Fleming line that goes "Call yourself a community organizer even though you're not on speaking terms with your roommates"?

I honestly think every leftist who talks about the "revolution" like Christians talk about the rapture needs to spend a year trying to organize their workplace. Anyone who sincerely talks about building a movement so vast and all-encompassing that it overwhelms all existing power structures needs the dose of humility that comes with realizing they can't even build a movement to get people paid better at a badly run AMC Theaters where everyone already hates the manager.

Submitted by @sky-the-snail-fanatic

friday night in your 20s be like: making some pasta. i need to rollover my 401k. when i was a kid i assumed i'd be married by now. does my new fake plant look classy. i think i have a yeast infection. do my cats understand me. ran out of capri sun. i should do laundry. and then you don't do laundry

this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby