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✦ W E L C O M E ✦
✦. :: call me psy or candy! she/her mostly or any, i am a female, bisexual, asian, i am above 18, october 28. more about me later on.
to summarize my account: 18+, dom fem/gn reader only, i write futanaris/dickgirls (either my oc or reader, sometimes genital isn't mentioned) and cuntboys, sometimes I write selfships, all genders and subs are free to read my works/interact. im not as active nor social, yet at least. 16 and below, blank and ageless blogs dni.
✦ . . :: status — asks: closed ✦ requests: closed ✦ i need a bit more time before opening these up ^^ ✦ I have a bunch of drafts, mostly of ethan and konig
the reason as to why i only write fem/gn reader and not male reader is because i just dont like writing male reader, plus im not a male myself and enjoy being a dom as a female since its not very common, i find a female dom much more interesting and hot, im very sorry male reader enjoyers :( i use to write for male reader but it just doesnt feel the same now that i discovered femdom. all genders are still free to read my works or interact, i don't have a grudge or anything against male reader or anyone who's male aligned! thank you for understanding <3 I also won't always write cuntboy character and dickgirl reader, I'll occasionally do afab reader pegging amab character.
dni: 16 and below, blank and ageless blogs, basic dni criteria, shotacon, lolicon, ybc fans, fujoshi/fudanshi, overly obsessed with bl/gl, people who use 'yaoi' or 'yuri'.
current works: Ethan winters (drabble)
i will make a masterlist soon when i post more stuff ✦
✦ . . :: bolded white either means a warning (i write section) or something i will never do no matter what (i don't write section)
i write: aged up (charas that are 16 and up), dark content, incest, yandere, dubcon, power bottom characters (rarely), bottom dom reader (rarely), bottom characters, dom fem/gn reader, omegaverse, dickgirl/futanari, tentacles, some oc x character/self ships, breeding, knife/gun kink, monster/creature (ex. mermaid/merman), cuntboys, blood kink, 3somes or more, polygamy, voyeurism, aphrodisiac, belly bulge, pegging, size difference.
i dont write: reader receiving penetration, scat, piss, amputee, feet, vore, sex while pregnant, extreme r18g/nsfw gore, sub reader, male reader, characters that are 15 or under, irl people, vomit, lots of angst, role switch end of/mid chapter, religion stuff, reader giving blowjob.
extra: i wont write ur req if its not to my liking/interesting but i will for sure respond to thirsts and such ━ on a rare occasion ill write reader be a bottom dom, reader won't be receiving penetration ━ i don't like reader receiving penetration ━ i prefer to see more of the bottom characters dialogue and pleasure rather than the reader, so most of my works won't mention the readers pleasure but there'll be a decent amount of dialogue ━ when I write gn reader I won't specify ur sex, there won't be any sex actually ━ most of my smut writings will be on this account, if u wanna chat or talk in the asks head over to my other account @psycandybutpop :) ━ please don't private dm me immediately, ive got horrible social skills and i prefer my solitude, it also makes me anxious akfjfjf, i don't mind the asks, just don't private dm, tysm for understanding 😞
✦ . . :: MY LITTLE SUNSHINES
no anons yet (｡•́︿•̀｡)
✦. :: WHO/WHAT I WRITE
words in white are my favorites, to find a characters work; search this tag >>*[character] no spaces. aged up charas will be more tame, ill mostly write gn reader with them since it'll be simple
CURRENTLY FIXATED ON: dot barrett, satan, ethan winters, wirth madl, horangi, gojo, orter madl, furina, johnny cage, hinata tachibana
genshin ━ lumine, albedo, itto, diluc, eula, hu tao, heizou, ayato, shenhe, childe, thoma, xiao, zhongli, dainsleif, alhaitham, cyno, kaveh, zhongli, neuvilette, lyney, lynette, wriothesley, furina.
overwatch ━ genji, zenyatta, ramattra, cassidy, reaper, dva.
star rail ━ caelus, dan heng, gepard, sampo, herta, blade, jing yuan.
demon slayer ━ giyuu, shinobu, mitsuri, rengoku, yoriichi, akaza, douma, genya, haganezuka, aizetsu.
obey me ━ beelzebub, leviathan, mammon, satan, solomon.
jujutsu kaisen ━ yuji, gojo, megumi, geto, toji, maki, yuta.
other ━ kalpas, kiana kaslana, fuhua, karamatsu matsuno, jyushimatsu matsuno, tendou satori, ushijima wakatoshi, kageyama tobio, atsumu miya, osamu miya, usahara tobikichi, iketeru daga, uramichi omota, tamaki amajiki, shoto todoroki, hitoshi shinso, loid forger, yor forger, monika.
google docs for more
✦ . . :: TAGS
>>*talks with psy (anon chats)
>>*rants (nsfw babbles n stuff)
>>*stepcest
>>*guns
>>*knifes
>>*branding
>>*dickgirl
>>*cuntboy
>>*omegaverse
>>*power bottom reader
>>*tentacles
>>*psy's selfships
>>*monster
>>*aged up
>>*fem reader
>>*gn reader
>>*reblogs
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Gravity Falls + Overwatch Headcanons
Not sure if anyone else in the Gravity Falls fandom plays Overwatch, but I was sitting here wondering what/how each GF character would play. I know for 99.99% certain Ford would at least play Sigma, but I was curious about the other characters. So far I’ve thought...
Ford:
Mainly plays Tank and Support; mains Sigma (because deep voiced astrophysicist in his 60s who causes gravity anomalies? yes), but will also play Winston, Ana for Support, and maybe a little Widow for DPS. Despite Ford using a pistol most of the time, he feels like someone who’d be a sniper type to me. Fantastic tactically as a Tank, likely makes callouts when Dipper isn’t. As Support or DPS, you never see him coming, very sneaky.
Protective in an indirect way; someone will be going after a teammate and - especially if it’s Dipper, Mabel, or Stan getting threatened - he just instantly wipes them when they least expect it, especially when playing Widow. Plays as a way to wind down after all the science. Plans potential plays in his spare time with complex diagrams of OW maps and runs games like experiments to test his strategy hypotheses. When someone not on his team rages at him or someone in his group over mic, he spends as much time as he can calmly schooling the shit out of them, but will admit fault if he did make a mistake.
Stan:
Like Ford, but leans Tank+DPS rather than Tank+Support. Reinhardt (protective old man), Roadhog (because every time he hooks and insta-kills someone he can scream LEFT HOOK!), Doomfist for punches and additional left hooks, Cassidy because cowboys and cigars, and Soldier: 76 for those jaded, grizzled older man vibes. If he had to play Support, he’d probably play Brig for the brawl fun. Protective as hell. Does not care about being sneaky like Ford, he’ll jump right into the fray and cause mayhem.
Doesn’t make callouts but always is watchful over teammates, especially Mabel, Dipper, and Ford. A bit reckless - often Reinhardt charges and sacrifices himself off the map to protect someone. Hard as hell to kill otherwise. When playing Soldier: 76, will often drop healing packs specifically for Mabel and Dipper (”Here ya go, pumpkin/kiddo.”). If anyone outside of his team rages at him/a group member over mic, he tells Mabel and Dipper to cover their ears and lets loose.
Mabel:
Easily will play any role, probably tries every character, but likes Junker Queen, Zarya (pink hair!), Reinhardt, Mei, and Lucio for either badass/tough lady characters or more upbeat characters. Probably tanks the most. May play Widow on occasion for grappling hook reasons. Often yells “I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!” whenever she pulls off a good play/ult, especially with Reinhardt. Loves booping people off the map with Lucio. Loves to collect skins and always wears the most colorful ones. If she loses a match, she always stays positive and thinks, “Oh well, my skin was better, so I won the fashion match!”.
Not as reckless as her Grunkle Stan, but sometimes will do certain plays because they sounded fun to try rather than it making logical sense. Scary as hell to play against when she’s Rein (all fear the Rein known as RainbowSparklz31). Her and Dipper coordinate a lot and always play better together. If someone rages at her on mic, she just compliments them until they explode into salt. “OMG TANK DIFF YOU LOST US THE MATCH!” and she’s just like, “Oh, you played really well! I loved your skin! Wanna be friends?” until they ragequit and she just giggles.
Dipper:
This one’s harder... but I think Dipper would actually lean Support the most, maybe a little DPS. I think he’d try to focus on being equally good at all of them for adaptability, but may lean Zenyatta, Baptiste, and Mercy (people make fun of him for playing the stereotypical “girl gamer character”, but Dipper doesn’t care because he enjoys the positioning/ability usage skill Mercy requires, plus likely is the one calling out stuff tactically). For DPS, for some reason I see Reaper, Symmetra, and Tracer. If he has to play Tank, he probably plays Winston like Ford or Orisa.
Enjoys coordinating all of his skins, highlight intros, and emotes. Works with Ford on strategy plans for the rest of the team, and is fantastic at callouts and leading the team (better than Ford even, because as smart as Ford is, Dipper’s been playing video games his whole life). Goes out of his way to help Mabel the most, but also helps Stan and Ford out a lot too, of course. When people rage at him on mic he’s the only member of the Pines family that gets a little offended/hurt, but Stan will step in and swear at someone for him.
McGucket:
Torbjörn onetrick. Torbjörn on attack, Torbjörn on defense. Torbjörn everywhere, all the time. Maybe Junkrat or Bastion if he’s forced to switch. People will rage at him to switch off Torb and he just adds them to his next “make a weapon of mass destruction and unleash it for revenge” list. Cackles whenever he ults. Rambles off hillbilly curses when he dies. Always on mic and doesn’t care if he makes too much noise. Plays his banjo on mic between matches. The banjo music intensifies if it’s just after a lost match.
Soos:
You know this sweetheart is a Support main, with some Tank. Loves Kiriko for the anime vibes, Lucio because DJ r-r-r-right, and Mercy because reasons. Unfortunately, as passionate as he is about the game, he’s not always the best. He’ll go to res someone as Mercy, like “Dood, I got you! Hold o-” and then gets sniped almost every time. But Soos means so well and is such a positive, supportive teammate no one cares that he is a little lower skilled. He’s the team cheerleader and everyone else plays worse when he’s not there. For Tank, he’d probably play Wrecking Ball (hamster teeth man) and D.Va (Korean anime girl). If he had to play DPS, he’d play Genji or Hanzo because also anime reasons.
Wendy:
Tank and DPS, mostly Junker Queen (axes man), Sombra, and Sojourn. Goes for the showy/badass type kills, is insanely good at DPS, but also wrecks with JQ. Doesn’t take the game too seriously but will step in to play if the Pines+ team needs another player if someone has to step out for a week. Will play Brig or Moira if she has to play Support. Great role flexer and person to fill in for any role the Pines+ team needs filled.
Pacifica:
She canonically is an ace WoW and/or Overwatch player:
Probably the best member of the Pines+ team. Kicks ass, is at a higher rank (probably GM) but will play with the Pines+ team down on their rank because they’re more fun to play with. I can see her playing DPS mostly. Plays Ashe because rich girl with a robot butler, Echo, and Widow. Is a perfectionist because of her upbringing, so gets upset with herself if she fails or loses a match. Practices Widow with Ford in custom game headshot matches, and she often gives him pointers because she’s the better Widow. Also often works with Dipper as a Widow/Ashe/Echo+Mercy duo, Dipper damage boosting her while she shreds people. Refuses to play Support or Tank, and no one minds because she’s so good at DPS that it’s asking to lose if she were to play a different role.
Bill Cipher:
A chance to possess and control a digital fleshbag? Sign him up! Obviously not on the Pines+ team, but manipulates the matchmaking to oppose them and troll them on occasion. He especially likes to hard focus on Ford and Dipper (cue his Genji harassing Dipper’s Mercy). Is good at every character because he KNOWS LOTS OF THINGS, but likes Ana, Torb, Genji, Bastion, and Reinhardt simply because they’re one-eyed (or nearly/look that way) characters. Screams about needing healing 24/7. Uses mic to tell other players un-fun facts about their life that he shouldn’t know (”You’re sassing me? You’re the one who’s gonna die at the age of 45 while sobbing on the toilet!”). Will emote at the worst times. T-bags players incessantly, even those on his own team to mock them for dying. Mei ice wall blocks team members in spawn. You don’t want him on your team, nor do you want to play against him.
Gideon:
Tank one-trick because he can finally feel tall. Rammatra for rage, Wrecking Ball to smash and knock people around. May play Reaper, but isn’t very good at him, and rage switches to Bastion to shred players when things aren’t going his way. If he’s forced to play Support, that left click ain’t getting used, because it’s DPS Moira all the way. He doesn’t need to heal, the DPS and Tanks just need to get out of his way or be useful meat shields. Incoherently screams on mic when mad, which is 99% of the time. Threatens to send prison gang buddies after players who insult him.
#gravity falls#overwatch#stanley pines#stanford pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#bill cipher#Fiddleford McGucket#soos#pacifica northwest#wendy corduroy#gideon gleeful#both Fiddleford and Bill's sections got a good chuckle out of me to write
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Hey there. Is requests open and do you have any rules and stuff you don't write? Other than the one's I've seen you mentioned about age and underage characters, that I completely understand and agree with.
Hello Love! Yes I do and I’m so happy you were to ask me about it because there is so many things I will be talking about! My request are always open. There will be multiple different topics I’ll be discussing about.
Sexual stuff
Let first start off with underage characters, I definitely feel like if I’m going to write for Illari it is only platonic or if it is romantic it will only be non-sexual romantic. I just can’t see myself writing for an underage character that just disgusting. I definitely feel if Illari wasn’t using a harmful weapon they would put her under 18 so strictly speaking I will not be writing for Illari sexual.
Orisa + Bastion is off the charts to. I’m okay with writing for rammatra and Zenyatta sexual, ( Zenyatta is iffy but I’ll figure out the route I wanna go when we will get there.) but bastion and Orisa nsfw is also not okay. Orisa is canonically 1 years old for what I have seen and bastion just- I couldn’t even think or even comprehend wanting to write bastion in a way like that.
Wrecking ball + Winston + Echo, honestly pretty similar to bastion and Orisa I just could never find myself even writing anything sexual about them, wrecking ball and Winston I will refuse to write anything more than platonic for them. Echo I’m willing to write romantically but nothing sexual like at all💕
D.Va will be always up the age if I were to write her plan in simple.
Canon Sexuality
Soldier 76 with any female reader that not platonic is something I refuse to write, I would love to write for soldier 76 with a daughter reader or someone who he looks up to as a daughter but no way, will I be writing about romantic soldier 76 with a female reader. That just doesn’t work and I won’t even touch it and delete it if it requested.
Tracer + Pharah, just like soldiers 76 I will never be writing for them with a male romantically or sexuality, now maybe Headcannons on friends with a male reader, sure yeah I would be down to write for him with Pharah as a friendship but anything more and just like soldier 76 it a instant banned.
Obviously because Baptiste and Lifeweaver are bisexual and Pansexual i will be writing them with both female and male readers.
Overall things I won’t write for
* sighs* I honestly can’t believe I have to write out all these things that I have seen people write about but here we go, I will not write for Young as in 19-21 reader with someone like Ana, Reinhardt, Reaper, Sojourn, Soldier 76. I honestly don’t feel comfortable writing someone who likes 40 years older than them. Now if the reader were in there 40’s with Reinhardt in his 60 I wouldn’t really mind writing that but there no point and making an older person with this young bimbo reader.
Definitely aren’t writing for Non-Con. Don’t even get that shit in my request box. That isn’t okay and you need mental health. Pain/ Abusing kink, yeah… no. I’m not sorry.
Any Piss or throw up kink. Nope… I don’t even have to get into this one. This is just concerning and honestly disgusting, why would you do that?
If I say it a lesbian fanfic and I see men start liking it and interacting with it, I am calling you out for it. Cause clearly you invalidate my private space and lesbians can’t even have there space to enjoy there fanfic.
As we go along I will update this but this is what I can think of at the moment.
Rules when your requesting
Please don’t be demanding, I’m busy and I have some writers block at time. I promise I will come back to your request. It could be a week, it could be two weeks maybe even 3 months. It all consider of what I’m doing and how much I’m honestly motivated to write stuff.
Give me a decent description of what you want, I mean stuff as in like “ May I please have Widowmaker with a Overwatch agent who gets injured on a mission where talon is after them.” Stuff like this will help me so much in Describing on how I will be writing this. This makes me more easier to come back for your request.
Reading over this actually will help a lot in the sense of me writing because you will be more in tune to what I would like to write or not.
If you see a character that you really like and want me to write more for it, than send a request no more than 1 and I would definitely go to write it especially if it a female character.
If you in need of an instant comfort fanfiction send in a request with a “ RED-CODED.” Attached to it and I will definitely work on it as fast as possible.
If you see any ideas of like that I say on a separate post that small or something and you would love to see more of it, just quickly send it in and I love to write it for you with it!
This is all I know for now because i can’t think, yes my request are ALWAYS OPEN💕
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sometimes i just look at my followers and see a bunch of Silm fandom popular blogs that im technically mutuals with and like never interact with besides looking at them with heart eyes and then i remember that one Anon that asked if I was a Silm influencer and i just have to sit here and Think... like ik im not a Silm Fandom blog cause no one ever interacts with me for the content but like how would I know???? Ik my silm posts get notes in the 100s on average which im assuming is good in my little corner of the internet and my silm ficlet collection on a03 does well cause I've seen ppl just like use my ideas for their own fics without credit/letting me know like 70% of the time but like??? what is an indicator that im a "fandom popular" blog? when i get asks about silm stuff?? when ppl add onto my posts with their own stuff? when my works get fan responses?? When ppl see my little yellow Zenyatta icon and go "oh christ here we go some sad shit incoming" like i really do wanna know.
#amber rambles#ik i was big in some TF circles cause my fics and lost light edits and i was in some fandom popular discords#but I still just see myself as someone in her own little corner with my Silm stuff who doesn't really have anyone to talk about it with#so i just post my ideas here on tumblr or on a03 and hope someone interacts with me but no one really does#like ppl like my stuff and reblog it but no one really leaves comments or asks me questions about it besides a This Is Nice or Ouch#so i honestly dont know and that one anon ask has been haunting me like am i a recognizable person in the Silm fandom??#probably not and im probs just over thinking this by a mile#maybe ill never know what with me sinking back into the TF fandom
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We've had Uncle Hanzo reading to little Rei but what about little Rei reading to Hanzo?
“Omnicode cipher one-one-eight-Delta-B underscore six is for...” 5-year-old Rei yawned, “Puhhh--pace--Peace!” She was tucked practically into a ball against Hanzo’s side, with Hanzo’s arm draping across the back of the loveseat, arching over her as he leaned his head back and rested his eyes. The late afternoon sun was streaming through the window and turning the insides of his eyelids sepia-red. A part of him knew he would probably stay awake if he took his hoodie off, but Rei was leaning against him and had finally seemed to stop fidgeting and he didn’t want to reset her posture by the action. He felt Rei nudge against him and he blinked his eyes open.
“I was listening--” he said, his voice a little groggy.
“But is it right?” asked Rei.
Hanzo gave a glance down to the page, the text was laid out in both english and Omnicode, with blocky, vivid illustrations showing a human and an omnic holding hands with yellow sunbeams streaming behind them and the Omnicode character for ‘Peace’ smack dab in the center of the sun. One corner of his mouth tugged up. Zenyatta had lent the book, Omnicode Adventure, to them to ask their opinion on it before the Shambali would publish it as a sort of gesture of goodwill between humans and omnics, but Hanzo wasn’t sure if a 144 character language with numerous complex context-and-sequence-shifted meanings translated all that well to a children’s book. It certainly felt far from an adventure.
“Yes, it’s right,” said Hanzo and Rei turned the page.
“Omnicode cipher one-one-eight-Delta-B underscore seven is for....” Rei rubbed her eyes, “Family. Also Proh--uh...”
“Sound it out,” said Hanzo.
“Prooodue-”
“Little ‘u’ sound.”
“Produc--Produc-tee-own.”
“Production.”
“Production Seeress.”
“Production series.”
“Production series,” Rei nodded as she repeated.
The illustration for this cipher featured both a human family on one page and a group of identical omnics standing with their arms slung around each others’ shoulders on the other. Rei turned the page, rubbing one eye before adjusting her hold on the book.
“Omnicode cipher one-one-eight Delta-C underscore one is for---” Rei started to read when the door to the living room opened and McCree walked in, sighing and stretching.
“You would not believe what happened with Jack at Winston’s latest--” McCree paused at the sight of Rei on the couch, “Oh hey, Sunshine.”
“Uncle Jesse, I’m reading!” she said.
“Oh yeah?” said McCree, setting a bag down in one of the chairs before plopping on the other side of Rei on the couch, “Something happen with Ange?”
“Something about a vid-com emergency meeting with one of her colleagues,” said Hanzo, with a hand wave, “And with Genji on that mission in Numbani... Rei gets to spend the afternoon with us.”
“And I’m reading,” Rei said again, a bit of that Genji theatrical cockiness in her voice this time.
“I can see that,” said McCree with a chuckle.
“Zenyatta was kind enough to lend us a book to read,” said Hanzo.
“Really?” said Jesse, “Because you can’t get over your grudge against Little Lamby Lambkins?”
“Ha-ha,” said Hanzo drily, “No, this one is more... educational. If you want, I could get started on dinner while you take over.”
“Oh well you know I wouldn’t miss this for the world,” said McCree, taking his hat off before looking at Rei, “What do you think, Sunshine? You wanna read that book to me?”
Rei excitedly gasped and bounced over to McCree’s side of the couch, shuffling her shoulders a little as she pushed under his arm and flipped the book back open.
Freedom, thought Hanzo with a slight smile, pushing up from the couch.
McCree noticed the relative thickness of the book, but had assumed it was some kind of large board book, but as Rei turned the page, his brow crinkled with concern.
“Omnicode cipher one-one-eight Delta-C underscore one is for... Life,” Rei read, as McCree looked over the illustration of an omnic in some kind of farmer’s outfit looking fondly at a butterfly in its metal hand, while framed by greenery filled with more butterflies, birds, and flowers. “Omnicode cipher one-one-eight Delta-C underscore two is for life, sue--”
“’uh’ sound,” said McCree.
“Suuuhh-Sub-c-c-aaate---”
“Sub-cat-eg-or-ee,” said McCree, pointing at different sections of the word with his finger.
“Subcattergory,” Rei said, “Nuh-on-orr-gan-ick. Subcattergory Nonorganic!”
“Great job, kiddo,” said McCree, trying to will up the mental energy to correct her on the pronunciation of ‘Subcategory’ but at the same time it was well within her own half-Swiss-German, half-Japanese quirks of speaking.
“What’s nonorganic?” said Rei.
“...Zen’s nonorganic,” said McCree after a few seconds of thought.
“No, Master Zenyatta’s Omnic,” Rei corrected.
“That, too,” said McCree smiling a little. Rei seemed satisfied with this and kept reading.
“Omnicode cipher one-one-eight Delta-C underscore three is for life, subcattergory... Non?” she looked at McCree.
“Non,” said McCree, nodding.
“Non-sen-tee-ent life,” said Rei, “What’s ‘nonsentient?’”
Someone’s going to have to break it to Zenyatta that this is a terrible easy-to-read book, thought Hanzo, rinsing some rice off in the sink.
“Nonsentient means uh... like... plants? Like... living things but... they don’t uhh... think?” McCree’s voice trailed off a little helplessly.
“Like Junkrat?” said Rei.
“Well, no, Junkrat thinks... allegedly,” said McCree, “They’re talking about more like... uh... mushrooms and stuff. Mushrooms are alive, y’know?”
“Mushrooms...” Rei repeated thoughtfully.
“Hey sunshine?” said McCree.
“Yeah?” said Rei.
“Is uh... is the whole book like this?” McCree was trying to keep a smile up but his brow was crinkling.
“Uh huh!” said Rei.
“Do you wanna maybe... switch to an easier book?” McCree rubbed the back of his neck.
“But Master Zenyatta gave me this one! We have to finish it!” said Rei, clearly offended.
“Okay, all right, we can keep goin’...” said McCree with a shrug.
Rei turned the page and started reading again. “Omnicode Cipher One-one-eight---”
As Rei read, McCree’s head swung around to look at the kitchen, where Hanzo was serenely slicing some onion. Jesse summoned his best, ‘I miscalculated, please help me, I love you’ face. Hanzo paused only momentarily to look up to meet his gaze and gave Jesse the smuggest, most cat-like, shit-eating ‘Suffer’ grin. There was a glint of ‘Oh you bastard’ in McCree’s eyes before he turned his attention to Rei, now struggling through the Omnicode cipher for the Turing test and its later variants. And of course he had to explain to her what a Turing test was. And the variants.
Hanzo let Rei’s chatter and hesitant sounding-out of syllables, and McCree’s stilted murmuring explanations fade to background noise as he fell into the motions of cooking. He wasn’t sure if it was ten or 15 minutes that had passed, but the savory smells of onion simmering in dashi filled the kitchen and lingered with rice cooker steam when McCree’s voice hoarsely drifted over.
“Hanzo--You gotta help me.”
“Mm?” Hanzo glanced up, turned down the heat on the stove, and toweled off his hands as he headed out of the kitchen to the living room. Rounding around the couch, he saw that Rei was asleep, one arm strung tight around McCree’s waist and her face smooshed against McCree’s side.
“She conked out around Omnicode cipher something-something epsilon. She’s like a vice,” McCree whispered.
“Mm-hmm,” said Hanzo, pulling his phone out of his pocket and opening the camera.
“Don’t just take pictures, help me out of this!” McCree hissed.
“Can you pretend to be asleep? It’s cuter that way,” said Hanzo, adjusting the lighting on the camera.
“I am not gonna pretend to be asleep, just so you can---” McCree heard the beep of the camera prepping and closed his eyes and relaxed his head slightly as Hanzo took the picture.
“You will and you did,” said Hanzo, tapping at his phone’s screen.
“That was for the doc and Genji and you know it,” muttered McCree.
“Mm-hmm,” said Hanzo, gently adjusting the lighting on the photo he had just taken and briefly puzzling over adding a ‘hearts and sparkles’ filter before deciding against it.
“...this is where all the displaced Yakuza boss evil goes, isn’t it?” said McCree.
“You love it,” said Hanzo, posting the photo to the family group chat.
“Mark me, Hanzo, had it not been for our 5 year old biotic mutant ninja niece currently threatening to break one of my ribs I would have cussed you out by now.”
“She’s not a mutant and she’s not going to break your ribs,” said Hanzo, bending and crisply kissing McCree on the temple before heading back into the kitchen.
“You don’t know that. I could be in danger right now.”
“Dinner’s in another 10 minutes,” Hanzo said airily from the kitchen.
“Save me, Han.”
“No.”
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Moira 🥰 (I am gay for this woman)
The absolute godhood you hold in your hand. Being gay for Moira. I admire your courage. Also very valid.
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First Impression
She scared me and also I hated her.
Gameplay wise, I despised her. I despised fighting her, I despised playing her, I could not STAND the orbs! Playing her felt cheap, I’d get gold everything with little no effort, and fighting her was a pain in the ass.
Lore wise she scared the shit out of me. She did WHAT to Gabe?? She practically singlehandedly took down Overwatch?? She did WHAT to Amelie??? Her entire demenier, voice lines, interactions, even the way she moves in game all radiates such confidence that I am physically FRIGHTENED at the concept of meeting her face to face.
Impression Now
Same shit with less salt. I’ve gotten use to playing Moira without using the damage orb, because I just hate it. Heal orb only for me. And fighting her has gotten easier too. Though the biggest pain is Brig VS Moira solo duels.
Personality wise, she’s still the single most intimidating character in Overwatch. I tremble at the idea of meeting her at a family barque. But also she’s so incredibly fascinating. I love scientist types, and the work she does, while fictional, intrigues me. I would genuinely love to read a research paper she’s written on... well, really ANYTHING she’s done. I do adore her brain.
Favorite Moment
Moira doesn’t have a lot of canon does she? She barely shows up in comics or books, and even her own Origin Story is a bit on the bland side...
We’ll go with some voice interactions because she’s so genuinely funny in some of them.
Reaper: Why am I being subjected to this agony?
Moira: No need to thank me, I only saved your life.
And
Moira: Started any wars lately?
Sombra: I'd have to check my schedule.
Are always a blessing to hear. Her interaction with Zenyatta is also very good, but simply for Zenyatta’s response. “Existence is mysterious” I adore him.
Idea for a Story
I don’t have anything drafted, as of right now, that have her as the main character in the center of a fic. She’s too much for me to wrap my brain around, so I typically have her assist, only for like a line or too.
I do, EVENTUALLY, want to get around to writing down a basic, nothing of just her and Sigma’s way around the lab. The way they’d effortlessly work around another another, exist and aid in eachother’s works. It’d be a good way to practice her, but I’m a coward and I’m worried about getting certain things wrong or the flow being off, sense I have no confidence in writing Moira speaking.
Unpopular Opinion
I don’t think Moira’s like, pure evil? This is something I’ve heard before and it’s weird.
Her thought process is fascinating and the mental stability she holds is perplexing. I genuinely love her brain and just wanna pick it apart. I want to talk to her, and hear her speak on and on about her work and immoral experiments.
She’s very passionate. I like that in a mad scientist.
Favorite Relationship
This anon is free to date Moira all they wish cause I got hardly ANYTHING for Moira ships.
I like Moicy, as two nerdy doctor wine aunts. But it’s not a solid ship, and it’s nothing I hold too hard onto.
I like Moira’s friendship with Sigma, if you could call it that. I think she sees him more like a pet, or a child? Not her own child, just... A child? A kid that’s just... around. For some reason. And she talks to him occasionally. I genuinely enjoy their little... thing. Whatever it is.
Favorite Headcanon
This is just LGBT+ stuff because I’m obsessed
Non-Binary Lesbian is my only way of looking at Moira at this point. I don’t care what canon says, if canon ever says anything. Moira is Non-Binary, Transfem, Lesbian and I adore that for her.
#Overwatch#Long post#Thankyou for asking#Let's talk about the single most intimidating character in Overwatch#Out of everyone in this game Moira is the last one I'd want to meet face to face#But GOD I love her#I love her brain#I love her mindset and her mental stability and her confidence#I love her work and her passion and her drive to just keep going#I ADORE that actually and it makes me really want to sit down and talk to her#I want to listen to her and her thoughts and her experiments#I want to know everything about whatever she did to Gabe and Amelie I want full details#I want spreads and research papers and studies and examples#I just want to hear her talk all about it and learn from her#I think I'd have a great time in her lab#But also she scares the shit out of me and I don't want to be anywhere near her
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Genciotober Day 4: Stargazing/Seeing a Shooting Star / Begging / Anger
767 words of Shimada bros feelings and Lúcio dealing with it.
Lúcio wasn’t an expert on the subject yet or anything, but he could tell something was eating at Genji. From the hunch of his shoulders, the strange quickness in his steps, and Genji’s stubborn silence on the issue, Lúcio’d put money on it having something to do with Hanzo.
Lúcio liked Hanzo. Honestly he hadn’t really known the whole story until he’d already kinda liked the guy anyway, and Hanzo was trying pretty hard, and Genji was trying pretty hard and clearly didn’t want anybody getting in the way of whatever progress they were making. So Lúcio didn’t get in the way.
And he could be forgiving, sure. He had to believe people could change for the better as a matter of principle; he figured anything less, and he was kind of a hypocrite. It suited him to be forgiving, and it suited what Genji needed from him, and it kept things smooth with the whole team and kept the peace and so on -- which was important both for morale and for Lúcio’s sense of self-preservation, given that Hanzo’s particular skillset was basically the older, sadder, meaner version of Lúcio’s own occasionally terrifying boyfriend’s.
So he liked Hanzo, and he could be forgiving, and he could keep the peace, but it didn’t mean that it was easy all the time, especially when Genji was in the sort of mood where he clearly wasn’t gonna talk about it but Lúcio still had to bear witness. It left them both a little extra agitated, and there was no real undoing or ignoring it, but neither was it something they could just open up about.
Genji needed more time with that, and Lúcio could try to be understanding about it even if it frustrated the hell out of him to get shut out. In the meantime, Hanzo-related issues were usually a gig Lúcio had to cede to Zenyatta.
But Zenyatta was out on a mission.
So Lúcio wracked his brain and went back to an old coping mechanism: he found himself in the gym, wrapping his hands, while Genji paced restlessly nearby.
“Are we going to spar?” Genji asked.
Lúcio shook his head, checked the bindings on his hands. “No,” he said, then he smirked. “Don’t wanna make Angela hammer out more dents in your armor.”
Genji snorted, which was a good sign that at least whatever else had happened, it wasn’t so all-consuming that he’d lost his sense of humor. “Very thoughtful of you.”
“We’re gonna take turns. On this.” Lúcio gestured to one of the punching bags, then he leaned his weight into it and patted it hard. “You first.”
It took Genji some time to get into it, but eventually he did, yanked off his helmet and dove back in, fists rocking the bag hard enough that Lúcio had to lean his weight in hard to balance it. Even that was a workout in itself.
They took turns at it, silent and focused at first, but getting looser with exertion. Genji eventually got this kind of adorable little grin when he landed a particularly satisfying punch, and Lúcio figured that was a job well done.
Genji paused for a moment, but he didn’t take up counterweighting the bag for Lúcio just yet. “You know, you don’t have to--”
“I kinda do though,” Lúcio said with a roll of his eyes. “I know you need Zen for, like, actual guidance, and I’m gonna be real with you and say maybe you could use a legit therapist too, but it’s kinda my job to deal with the everyday stuff, you know?”
Genji went a little wide-eyed there, and it was a funny reminder that Genji might have had a good nine years on him, but Lúcio was the one who actually had experience with the whole relationship business. “Right,” Genji said. “So I should--”
“Hold the bag steady, ‘cause it’s my turn.” Genji snorted, and Lúcio shook his head. “I get stressed when you’re stressed. I’m serious.”
Genji smiled a little smile at that and leaned his weight into it. “Okay.”
“So here’s what we’re gonna do,” Lúcio said, punctuating every other word with a punch. “Sweat it out here. Then you’re gonna talk to me. Then maybe we’ll make out.”
Genji laughed at that. “Can we make out then talk? I like you like this.”
“No way, man. That’s the incentive to do the talking.” Lúcio couldn’t help the little grin he got, though.
“Fair enough,” Genji conceded calmly, but he did sneak in to steal a kiss between the next round of punches.
#gencio#genciotober2018#genji shimada#lucio correia dos santos#hanzo shimada#overwatch fanfiction#robo writing#drabbles
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New ow interactions
if i heard the interaction with my own two eyes and ears in a video, it’s here. im probably going to be editing this post soon, so check the original before reblogging
MOIRA & REAPER
M: Your condition seems relatively stable
R: No one's accused me of that in a long time!
MOIRA & 76
76: You were a disgrace to Overwatch. If I had known what Reyes had been planning, I would never have allowed it.
M: Seems to me that it was convenient for you not to look too closely into Gabriel's business.
MOIRA & MERCY
Me: Describing your work as unethical would be a kindness.
Mo: But the true question is whether or not you can deny my discoveries?
Mo: ...No, I didn’t think so.
MOIRA & MCCREE
M: Our courageous cowboy. The years haven’t changed you much, have they, Jesse?
Mc: They certainly haven’t changed my feelings about working with you.
MOIRA & WINSTON
W: Overwatch had good reason to shut down your research.
M: I shouldn’t be surprised at such a narrow opinion coming from a jumped up ape.
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M: Winston, you were never frustrated at the restrictions Overwatch placed on your research?
W: Of course. but sometimes, a measure of caution is needed in a scientist.
MOIRA & PHARAH
M: Well I must never worry about my safety when the brave agents of helix are with us.
P: Don't be so sure about that.
MOIRA & MEI
M: Dr. Zhou, I’m interested in your colleague's research into the longterm effects of cyrogenetic freezing
Mei: Oh, well, yes... I’m sure, maybe... *sniffles*
MERCY & LUCIO
M: Lucio, I never realized your father was the one who invented Vishkar's sonic technology
L: The cortex was his life's work. It was owned and patented by Vishkar. But it's mine now.
ORISA & MCCREE
O: Jesse McCree. Outlaw. Reward: 60 million dollars. The reward could make up for Eifi’s grant money!
Mc: Heeeeey, c’mon now!
ZARYA & JUNKRAT
J: I admire the way you deal with those bots. Wanna team up?
Z: Not if you were the last human on earth.
ANA & MULTIPLE
A: Ah, youth truly is wasted on the young [mutliple replies]
Lucio: ?
Tracer: At least statistically, I’ve wasted less than most.
Dva:?
PHARAH & ANA
P: Mom, don’t you think it’s time you told Sam you’re alive?
A: You let me worry about what your father needs to know.
ZENYATTA & ORISA
O: Tekhartha Zenyatta, I wish to learn about the Iris.
Z: I would be happy to teach you, it is rare that I meet one with such an unformed mind.
ZENYATTA & SYMMETRA
Z: Symmetra, you speak of law and of order, but you must know that life is chaotic by its very nature
S: Hmph! To be lectured about chaos and disorder from a machine!
ZENYATTA & WINSTON
W: Tekhartha Zenyatta , do you believe that ovw should return?
Z: I believe we should all do our part to find solutions to the troubles that are before us.
ZENYATTA & GENJI
Z: Genji. how was your reunion with your brother?
G: He is still not ready for time to flow forward again.
ZENYATTA & TORBJORN
Z: I hear that you’ve taken in an omnic, Torbjorn.
T: I don’t want to talk about it.
ZENYATTA & DOOMFIST
Z: I believe you could find peace, if you were to search within yourself.
D: What is tranquility but... stagnation?
DOOMFIST & JUNKRAT
J: Don’t suppose you’d like to trade? Fists, I mean.
D: I don’t think you could handle it.
DOOMFIST & MCCREE
D: You know, Mccree, the winning side would pay much better... maybe buy yourself some real clothes.
Mc: My clothes? Have you seen some of the things Talon wears?
SYMMETRA & DOOMFIST
D: Symmetra i am familiar with your work. I look forward to seeing it in person.
S: My purpose is to create order. You are the embodiment of chaos.
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S: Doomfist you are mistaken. Only through order can humanity evolve
D: Order? Chaos? Means to an end.
DOOMFIST & HANZO
D: You disappoint me, Hanzo. With Talon you could truly fulfill your destiny.
H: Find another errand boy, Akande.
DOOMFIST & WIDOMAKER
D: Watch my back out there.
W: Tell me what needs to be done and I will do it.
ORISA & DOOMFIST
O: Doomfist! You will be brought to justice.
D: We will all see justice done in the end.
LUCIO & ORISA
L: You should come to Rio, Orisa. I could use your help with those Vishkar goons
O: I do not know about this Vishkar, but I am programmed to assist where I can.
GENJI & JUNKRAT
J: You look like you bit off more than you can chew.
G: Heh, I was very rumbustious during my youth, but you... are another story...
SOMBRA & PHARAH
S: Pharah, ever wonder why you were never accepted into Overwatch? Almost like someone didn’t want you to join...
P: Have you ever considered getting a new hobby?
ANA & GENJI
A: Staying out of trouble, Genji?
G: *chuckles* On my best behavior, Captain.
ORISA & TRACER
O: Tracer, is it wrong for us to operate outside the law?
T: That’s a difficult question, Orisa. I think there are times when you just have to do whats right!
LUCIO & SYMMETRA
L: Vishkar is using you! Just like they used my father. You just wait. You’ll see.
S: Your father was a Vishkar employee. He understood our company’s vision. A shame he never educated you.
GENJI & TRACER
G: What is it like to have the chance to change the past?
T: Sometimes it doesn't want to change.
LUCIO & PHARAH
L: WHat do you think Pharah? Got time for a game?
P: After the mission? You’re on!
SYMMETRA & HANZO
S: Order and discipline, that is the only way to live.
H: I sense a kindred spirit
ZARYA & GENJI
G: How can i convince you that i am still a man?
Z: I know what you are. I’m only sorry that you do not.
DOOMFIST & REINHARDT
D: You don’t take a hint, do you Reinhardt?
R: And you don’t know how to stay down when you’re beat!
ORISA & JUNKRAT
J: Bots. Dime a dozen.
O: Actually, Efi spent most of her Adawe Foundation grant on me. It was not inexpensive.
PHARAH & TRACER
P: Tracer have you thought about joining helix? We could always use a good pilot.
T: Awww, I’m flattered! Really! But I have some other things occupying my time right now.
ROADHOG & JUNKRAT
R: Keep your stuff off the table.
J: I’m hurt! I am nothing if not a courteous houseguest!
TORB & MCCREE
T: McCree? What happened to your arm?
Mc: Always admired yours. Figured I’d get one of my own.
TORB & PHARAH
T: You know, Fareeha, I could take a look at fixing up your suit, if you like.
P: And fix it up with a bunch of scrap metal bolted on the side? No thanks, I like it the way it is.
PHARAH & SOLDIER
P: I’ve keeping an eye on you, soldier 76
76: When have I heard that before?
BASTION & TORBJORN
T: Bastion, I bet you have had a systems check in years. Who knows what kind of weird behaviors you’ve picked up.
B: beep boop
BASTION & SOMBRA
S: Ah, you’d make a good barista, Bastion.
B: booop
ORISA & REINHARDT
O: Reinhardt, I have allocated my learning processes towards analyzing your combat performance!
R: What an odd compliment. ‘,:)
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O: Reinhardt, why does your shield mean so much to you?
R: It is a reminder... of my duty.
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The second and final chapter of Life's a Game, and the prompt fill for day 3 of Peapod McHanzo Week. This time from Jesse's point of view. What happened after they got back to their own world.
You can find chapter 1 here
Words: 4+ k
Rating: T
Pairings: Jesse McCree/Hanzo Shimada
Tags: alternative title: from their universe to ours and back again, Getting Together, Feels, Dimension Travel, Crack Treated Seriously, this was supposed to be a fun trip, oh boy was I wrong, Team as Family, Jesse is a bit broken by his past, but then again who of them isn't?
Jesse led many missions in his time with Blackwatch. Not all of them successful but that came with the territory. Not even Morrison had one hundred percent success rate. Not even Reyes. Things just don’t work that way. You win some, you lose some. And you learn to accept it; learn from it if you are smart enough.
But this was the first time he came back with a team broken in a way so new and unique. And they were.
Hell, he was.
Handing over his report to Winston, the scientist let out a huff. “I will be honest with you. After reading the reports the team has handed in, I am not sure what to make of it.”
McCree snorted. “Welcome to the club. Anything new about the element?”
Winston shook his head in a rather defeated manner. “Plenty but nothing that makes any sense. Miss Vasvani is helping me but neither of us is expert on dimensional travel. I doubt one even exists.”
“Talon probably got someone.”
That soured the atmosphere even more.
“Yes. They probably do. It makes the failed mission even bigger loss for us. There could be more about it in that compound.”
McCree shook his head. “Not anymore. They are too smart to keep it in there after we tried to get in. They’ll move it if they hadn’t already.”
Winston took off his glasses then pressed the heels of his palms against his eyes. McCree understood. This was a whole new level of bad and it felt too big for a ragtag group of vigilantes. Because that’s what they are. There wasn’t that many of them, plus they had little to no resources and the PETRAS act was still hanging above their heads.
They were somewhat of a public secret nowadays and the only things keeping them from prison were several carefully hand-picked missions caught on tape and the public opinion leaning in their favor after they helped stop the Russian omnium, which halted the second omnic crisis in its tracks.
It did not help matters they housed people like him, who were still wanted in certain parts of the world. Or all the parts - luckily no one knew about Bastion.
Still, there was no one they could count on their side. Helix might be willing but they couldn’t afford to discredit the only security company they were sure wasn’t in Talon’s pocket.
It made them all feel rather hopeless.
The debriefing and the following meeting was one of the worst McCree had attended. And there were some real shit ones in his past.
Winston sighed and put his glasses back. “I’ll ask Zarya if she would be willing to get in touch with her acquaintance that got us intel on the Maximillien business in Monaco. And we can monitor the compound. Athena?”
“I am already working with Echo on a surveillance network that will alert us if any of the known Talon associates is sighted within a hundred miles of the Tri-Cities compound.”
“Thank you, Athena.”
It wasn’t much but it was something, he guessed.
Winston turned to him and his eyes softened. “Take a break, McCree. You all went through something unimaginable. It’s understandable you all need some time to compartmentalize.”
McCree tipped his hat up and flashed a smile at the gorilla. “Doncha worry about me, pardner. I’m doin’ just fine.” His smile slipped off rather fast as he asked the next question. “You spoke with Lena?”
A pause long enough to give McCree all the answers he needed. “She is… copping,” Winston went with in the end. “I think Genji and Zenyatta are a big help, or so I gathered. She took it hard when it happened and being reminded of, and it in this way, well...”
McCree felt for her. “It wasn’t her fault, Winston. There wasn’t a single thing she could have done except die and even that would only delay it.”
“I know that!” Winston growled angrily before wincing. “Sorry.”
“Don’t worry, I get it.”
Winston looked so tired right now, McCree felt almost guilty for bringing it up. It reminded him what they saw in the other world. His fight to protect them from Talon. His unmasked loneliness. Good god, this was making him feel so much worse; he needed a stiff drink.
“As we are on the topic. Mercy’s report had mentioned something I wanted to talk to you about.”
Dammit, Angela! McCree thought. He should have left when he had the chance, what a rookie mistake!
“Thank you.” Winston interrupted his inner tirade. McCree waited for a bit but nothing else came.
“Um, yer welcome.” It came out sounding nearly as a question. Was he not going to ask why McCree chose not to join Echo?
Winston chuckled. “That’ll be all. Go rest, cowboy.”
Relieved, McCree tipped his hat to him and get out of there as fast as possible without it coming off as rude.
But he was still moving fast enough that when he collided with another body outside the door, they both ended up losing their balance and Jesse only so-so managed to twist them so he would be the one cushioning the fall. That meant he was now sitting on the floor with a pang in his ass and an armful of not so pleased assassin.
Well, it wouldn’t be the first time.
“McCree!”
“Hello there, darlin’. Fancy seein’ you here.”
Hanzo scowled at him before detangling himself from Jesse’s arms and pushing himself up.
“Sorry about that,” McCree added a smidgen more sheepish. “Didn’t see you there, archer.”
“I noticed.”
“Well, yer in a mood today,” McCree grumbled but he guessed he couldn’t quite blame the man. In all honesty, Hanzo was about as much out of sorts as the rest of them. Well, except for Satya, she was far too excited about their discovery to be frazzled by something so mundane as a shift of paradigm.
Hanzo dusted himself and picked the gourd McCree didn’t notice lying next to them.
Ah. “You heading to the roof?”
“Yes.”
“...want maybe some company?”
Hanzo peered up at him with narrowed eyes and Jesse tried his best not to show how much he wanted to hear a yes.
“Alright,” Hanzo allowed in the end, gesturing for the cowboy to follow. And follow he did. He hadn’t had much trouble with Hanzo’s brisk pace as his legs were longer but it gave him a hint about Hanzo’s state of mind. Clearly, he wasn’t the only one in a need of a drink today.
They got up to the lower roof where they usually met for a drink. Normally it was a nice and sunny with one or two spots of shade for when it was too hot. Today the sky was overcast and the wind was tugging at Jesse’s serape.
Hanzo waited for nothing; settling down and taking a long swing from the gourd.
Jesse joined him a bit slower, leaving enough space between them as to not disturb Hanzo’s personal bubble but close enough he wouldn’t have to lean sideways to reach the bottle.
As expected, Hanzo thrust the gourd at him not thirty seconds later. McCree took it with thanks and drank.
Sake. No surprise there. And not even the good stuff.
He waited before they exchanged the bottle a few times before asking. “Wanna talk ‘bout it?”
“Not particularly.”
That’s fair. “Alright. Mind if we talk about something else?”
Hanzo turned to him, head leaning slightly to one side. “About what?”
McCree chuckled humorlessly. “The shit creek we are paddlin’ up in.”
Hanzo frowned in understanding. “Talon.”
“Talon,” Jesse nodded, reaching for the alcohol again. Hanzo parted with it without protests. “This is big, Hanzo. Maybe too big.”
The archer hummed.
“I mean, we have no idea, none, about how far they are with it. They could be doing it by themselves, probably are. But look what Symmetra could do with it on the spot. If they join up with Vishkar?”
“Their rhetoric would fit well with it,” Hanzo allowed. And wasn’t that another kettle of fish altogether.
“Yeah. I just-” He cut himself off. He hated himself for thinking this. But this felt too familiar. Last time he felt this trapped, this hopeless? He left Overwatch because of it. “This might be a bite too big for us to chew.”
Hanzo did not reply, instead, he stared at the dark sea on the horizon, huddling into himself as the wind picked up on strength and passed the gourd to Jesse in silence. McCree took it and drank.
What the hell are they going to do?
When the knock on the door came McCree was, so to speak, knees deep in old reports. He asked Athena to get him all Blackwatch reports bound in some way to the Tri-Cities compound she could get her figurative hands on. He even suggested her, with no small amount of trepidation, to ask Morrison about it. After fours days she downloaded a hefty load of data on his personal tablet, yet it was only a fraction of the reports he hoped for.
But he was not surprised she couldn’t get to them. They were either kept as evidence under air-tight locks or destroyed. Either way, he had to do with what she could find.
He meticulously combed through the pages upon pages, trying to find anything that could be useful to them but so far no luck. The only things he got from it so far were sore back and tired eyes.
He very nearly ignored the door in favor of finishing the last report of the Reykjavik incident but then put it away and with a groan got up from the bed.
When the door opened, no one was there.
“What the-” He stuck his head out to look around but the short hallway in front of his room was empty. He wanted to go back in when he glanced down and noticed the tray of food.
Chuckling, he picked it up, took it in and put it on the bed, pushing the tablet aside for the time being. It was a couple of thick sandwiches, apple, a bottle of water and next to it a steaming hot cup of coffee. Oh, and a small cup of red jello with a sticky note on it.
Eat. Fool.
He grinned at it. Guess a short break could do no harm.
Jesse almost jumped out of his skin when a sneaky green cyborg ninja dropped out of nowhere right next to him. He coughed up half a lung trying the get the cigar smoke out.
Genji next to him had the gal to laugh at him.
“Whaddaya want, asshole?” Jesse asked eventually, snuffing out the rest of the cigar and tossing it into the bin next to him. He lost his taste for it.
“So rude,” the ninja tutted and McCree scowled at him. The man was missing his helmet, his green hair sticking out in all directions as if he was running his fingers through it. “I have wanted to speak with you. Can’t I miss my best friend?”
Jesse squinted at him. “Whaddaya want?” He asked again, this time much more suspicious.
Genji rolled his eyes. “I wished to ask you how you’ve been. We haven’t had much chance of speaking since-”
Yeaah, that was true. But Jesse knew from Hanzo Genji was doing fine. He would’ve talked with the ninja if he suspected the man needed it.
“I suppose we haven’t,” he allowed. “It’s been busy. I don’t think Winston slept at all in the past week.”
“I suspect you are right. But have you?”
McCree laughed but when he looked around Genji’s expression was serious. “What? Do I look that terrible?”
The slight hesitation made him internally wince. That would be a yes, then.
“I am worried about you, Jesse. You have been spending most of your time in your room, going through the old reports - yes, Athena told me. I am not sure when was the last time you joined us for a meal.”
“Genji, I appreciate the concern but-”
“You stopped going to the shooting range with Hanzo.” Genji interrupted him in a deadpan tone.
Oh.
“This is important, Genji,” he tried again but less sure now. Damn, he didn’t even realize he missed the standing meet up on the training range he had with Hanzo. Was he at it that long?
“It is. I know it is. But you do not have to do it by yourself! Let us help, Jesse.”
He kicked the ground and sighed. “Ya can be real pain in the butt, ya know that?” he said to Genji but anyone could hear the fondness in his voice. The ninja certainly did as he flashed a bright grin at him.
“I have been reliably informed, we both are.”
Jesse snorted. He could guess who said that one. Jesse will have to find a way to make the missed training up to Hanzo.
He found the archer sitting in the sun in a quiet part of Bastion’s garden where the omnic made a space for any visitors who would decide they wish to spend time there. It was a considerate thing to do and Hanzo took him up on the unspoken offer of quiet space rather often.
Most of the time the omnic could be found puttering about, beeping softly at the plants and insects in there. This time it was only Hanzo there.
“Howdy, pardner.”
The archer did not move a muscle, his back straight and eyes closed, despite the fact he had to hear Jesse coming. The only thing moving was his hair and the golden ribbon holding them up.
“McCree.”
He rubbed the back of his neck with his flesh hand. “I wanted to apologize. Fer ditching our practice.”
“You have been busy. I understand.” Hanzo’s tone was mild as if he was only half paying attention to him. Which was fair, Jesse supposed.
“Maybe, um, I could make it up to ya?”
This time the archer did move, turning his head to look at McCree. “What do you propose?”
McCree smiled at him. “What would you say on a sparring session? I could do with some exercise.”
Hanzo arched an eyebrow at him, his eyes falling lower before snapping back up. He nodded curtly. “Very well.”
“Great! Let’s go then.”
“Right now?” Hanzo asked slightly startled.
McCree grinned at him. “Why waste time?”
They made their way to the gym where McCree already prepared the mats in hope of Hanzo saying yes. The archer gave him a look and Jesse just shrugged, unrepentant.
He was already wearing his sparing clothes, only taking off his hat, so he gave Hanzo moment to take off his sweater and toe off his boots. For some reason, the archer preferred wearing his armored boots over something more comfortable, only scoffing when Jesse suggested it some months back.
He caught himself lingering on parts of Hanzo’s body as the archer stretched before they got to the sparing itself. The way the muscles of his arms moved with the stretch, how the hem of the shirt rode up and revealed the waistband of his trousers but nothing more when he raised his arms, making McCree both grateful and regretful.
It made him think about Hanzo shutting him down in that convention center. They didn't talk about it. Probably should have but didn’t. Hanzo seemed to chose to pretend that part of their mission never happened and Jesse didn't want to push.
But ignoring it didn’t make it disappear. Especially, when they were spending time together one on one.
“Ready?” Hanzo asked and McCree forced himself out of that particular headspace. Not the time, not the place. But damn if he didn’t wish it was.
Only much later when they were both tired and sweating through their shirts, and he watched Hanzo take his things and head out of the gym to take a shower, he let himself consider maybe he should push.
He bent to pick up his hat from where he left it but something shiny caught his attention. On the brim, there lay a small metal keychain. It was shaped like a speech bubble with text reading ‘It’s HIGH NOON somewhere in the world’ and it had what could only be a Peacekeeper next to it pointing up.
And as much as the other world weirded him out, he couldn’t stop the pleased grin spreading on his face. He should definitely push.
He walked into the mess hall where the dinner was about to start, today courtesy of Lucio who promised them feijoada. His great-grandfather's recipe. ‘Best in Rio, cowboy!’ Most of the agents were already there.
He looked around, noticing Lena was one of the few missing ones. Probably on the phone with Emily. McCree hoped so, at least. He wished Emily could come down but she was halfway across the world and in the middle of a job.
A loud, delighted noise caught his attention. At the table, Genji was showing Hana something that clearly excited her.
“Oh em gee that is so cuuute!”
Genji chuckled. “I know, right? I showed it to Master Zenyatta and he loved it.”
“Duh, look at him being all adorable and glowy! Man, how many stickers do you have?”
“Sixteen. I lost count at the time, they just kept giving me stuff. Look at this.”
He pulled out from behind him a small green- was that a plush dragon?
The sound Hana made was more for dogs ears and McCree arched his eyebrows.
“They really gave you all that stuff?” He asked in hope of being distracted from his own gloomy musings.
“They did. Clearly, my costume was exceptional.” He was smirking behind that mask, McCree just knew it. “Oh! And look at this. It’s the best one.” He pulled out a small sticker with cartoony looking Hanzo that- wait.
“Are those chicken legs?” McCree asked incredulously.
Genji choked on a laugh, his shoulders shaking a little. “Absolutely.”
The whole thing was made in that over the top cutesy style, a wide-eyed Hanzo with honest to god chicken legs looking up at a row of text, ‘What is a leg day?’.
Hana snorted.
“Oh come on,” Jesse felt the need to defend the archer despite the urgent tugging in the corners of his mouth. “They aren’t that thin. Maybe his ankles are a bit delicate but not that bad.”
They attracted some more attention now and even Lucio came over to look.
“Oh man, this is great! Do you have some more?”
Genji obliged, showing again what more he managed to squirrel away on their last mission.
McCree stepped back with a shake of his head but he was smiling now. It was good to know at least some were able to shake the experience off.
“It is good to see you smile again, my friend.” Zenyatta’s voice came from behind him. He turned to look at the floating omnic and gave a nod in greeting.
“Looks like Genji’s doin’ well.”
Zenyatta hummed in agreement. “We had talked about what happened on your last mission.”
“You doin’ okay?”
“I have come to terms with what happened to my brother. I mourn him still but unlike our future, past cannot be changed.”
McCree let out a breath. He wasn’t sure how Zenyatta helping Lena would impact the omnic. “Thank you. For helping Lena, I mean. Can’t be easy for ya.”
“To ease a friend’s pain is one of the few uncomplicated things in one’s life. Though not always easy, I will grant you that.”
“Yeah. You talked with the others as well?”
Zenyatta moved to be able to see around McCree; Genji was still laughing at something and now even Ana, Mei, and Fareeha joined in. Reinhardt took over the food, bringing the prepared dishes to the counter.
“With some.” The monk turned to look at him. “Did you have someone particular in mind?”
McCree tried to tell himself it was just the hot air coming from the kitchen that made him feel warmer. “Nah. Not really.”
Zenyatta hummed again and to Jesse, it sounded perfectly neutral. Which meant it was anything but.
“How are you feeling, McCree?”
“I suppose as well as can be expected. Not gonna lie, not too keen on the whole parallel universe thing. And even less on the traveling part.”
“Understandable. It is not an easy thing to accept.”
“Oh, I can accept it. Just not too happy what it could mean for us.”
“You believe us to be in danger?”
McCree scoffed. “Aren’t we always?”
Zenyatta nodded, looking down on his intertwined fingers. “I understand. We are to die then?”
“What? No!” McCree very nearly flailed. Where did this come from?
“It must be dire if it weighs so heavily on your mind. From what Genji told me, and from my own observations, you are not one to lose hope easily.”
“I never said it’s hopeless, just shitty, is all.”
“Well then,” Zenyatta perked up next to him, looking at him with his head tilted to one side, “there is no need for you to worry so much. As you said yourself, it is not hopeless. You have beaten worse odds, haven’t you? As did many others here. Trust in our combined strengths, it is not only up to you alone.”
McCree stared. Did he- Had that sneaky omnic played him? He huffed out a laugh. “Well said, Master Zenyatta.” He tipped his hat to him. The omnic patted his shoulder in a consoling gesture and floated to the laughing group, leaving McCree to shake his head after him.
Maybe he has a point. This wasn’t the old Overwatch. This time his family wasn’t turning against him.
Jesse stared into the fridge at the neatly packed plate of crepes with a sticky note saying ‘COWMAN’. He pulled them out, setting them on the counter next to it and starred some more.
He’d been awake for twenty-six hours now and his brain wasn’t firing on all cylinders but that did very much look like the highly coveted crepes Ana made every once in a blue moon.
He counted. There were four.
Four delicious, succulent, jam-packed crepes. With his name on them.
He kept staring.
“Alright, that’s it,” he huffed when his brain finally took in everything it could, then he forcibly overruled his stomach and put the plate back into the fridge, walking out of the kitchen, and heading straight for the shooting range.
He could hear him before he saw him. The irregular sound of arrows hitting their marks as they appeared. It was too early for anyone else to be in the range so he didn’t even pause, just stepped right in. Walking towards Hanzo.
“Ya know,” he said when he was close enough. “Yer doing it wrong.”
Hanzo turned to him with an incredulous expression. “I beg your pardon?” He let his arms drop a little.
“It only works when you don’t know who the secret admirer is.”
Hanzo turned to him fully, putting one end of the bow on the ground and gripping the other end with both of his hands. He gave McCree a searching look.
“It was not supposed to be a secret.”
Jesse’s heart did not make a celebratory somersault. It did not.
“What’s it supposed to be then?”
Hanzo’s forehead creased, his gaze flicking away before returning to Jesse’s face. “I may have spent some time thinking.”
Jesse was about to make a quip but Hanzo’s narrowed eyes shut his mouth right quick. The archer let out an exasperated sigh and Jesse grinned. Just a little.
“You are impossible. And reckless, and loud, and stupidly self-sacrificial, with atrocious fashion sense.”
“Hey! I have a theme, ‘s different.” Jesse felt little stung but still, the grin wouldn’t go away.
Hanzo’s expression was wholly unimpressed but he continued.
“But I think they were right. We are good together. Despite our flaws and our differences. I do care for you, Jesse.”
Jesse tried to swallow the lump in his throat. It took him two tries before he was confident enough to even try and speak, his voice rough.
“Was hoping you would come around, darlin’. Didn’t expect it to happen this soon, though.” He crossed the remaining distance between them, putting one hand on Hanzo’s, pulling the bow out of the way and with the other raised Hanzo’s chin. The archer let him and wasn’t that a complete rush.
The kiss was chaste and soft. Barely a promise. But it made warmth spread through Jesse from head to the tips of his toes. Hanzo huffed in dissatisfaction and Jesse couldn’t stop the laugh. Leaning in a pressing another, more substantial kiss to those lips. “Guess the mission wasn’t a complete failure.”
In retrospect, he deserved that bite.
Five months later, when the team with the mission to bust Talon’s secret scientific department was boarding the Orca, Jesse had Hanzo at his side and his family at his back.
They would be just fine.
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one of the main things i seek in fandom is the ability to have content for the characters i like
not just to be able to create content for them, but to *consume* content, usually in form of fanfics (because fanart is great, but fanfics are the thing that nourishes my soul)
so like
the fact that i can’t go in the zenyatta tag anywhere and find things i can enjoy where he’s the protagonist, the focus, the important part
just hurts a lot?
i feel like there’s a hole where a huge part of my fandom enjoyment usually is and i can’t find any way to fill it because like.
the ao3 zenyatta tag (english-works only)
isn’t really what it seems like.
most of these are fics where he’s mentioned once or appears as a prop or side-side-side-side character. (there was one memorable mchanzo genyatta fic where zenyatta was one of the 4 character listed and HE NEVER EVEN APPEARED NOR WAS HE EVER MENTIONED BY NAME IN THE ENTIRE THING and i’m sure there’s more of these)
just taking out two of my notps for the fandom, which i won’t mention but are main ships people love that have nothing to do with zenyatta, and then taking away Genji/Reader tag also
we get to this.
and in the first 20 results of the first page, four are Jesse/Reader or Jesse/Original characters or Jesse/Hanzo fics, one is a gen where there’s 10 characters tagged and zen is somewhere at the end of the list, implying he’s not a main character here either (and there’s 1 chapter only available so far),
one is a R76 focused fic, one is a Reaper/Reader fic, a Soldier/Reader, a gen Soldier and Junkrat fic, a gen ‘older charas as parents fic’ focused mainly on the old group, a mchanzo again, a hana-centric gen fic, a collection of nsfw ficlets of various ships, a mchanzo centric au,
my cultist and sentai fic, a roadrat, a gencio-centric fic, a moira and fareeha fic w moicy and pharsym that seems to have orisatta as side ship at some point somewhere (i need to check this one out bcs i ship moicy n pharsym...) a bastion/soldier oneshot bastion-centric and an emilena oneshot.
refining this list by taking away a few /Reader ships, since i don’t read those... and two more ships that i don’t wanna read about
and still the first page is full of stuff that barely has zenyatta mentioned anywhere in the fic. if i had to take away one of the main ships (mchanzo) that seems to be the focus of a lot of fics and is tagged all the time, i would possibly remove a few fics that are equal in their attention between genyatta and mchanzo but i also would not know if the fic is even interested in the genyatta part as more than a mention or a side ship, and even then, if the fic is focused on zenyatta
(hint: it usually isnt. usually it’s more into genji anyway)
but if we were to remove mchanzo anyway we’d get
and of those, the first page has exactly 3 fics where zenyatta is a focal point character. one of which is mine, one is a short one-shot i’ve read already (very good) and one is a very short drabble collection focused on genji.
the other 17 fics on the page are about other characters and ships and he’s just a vague appearance character.
it’s virtually impossible to find fics that are about zenyatta or focus on him. and even if you had to work by using specific ship tags for him
it would mostly be genyatta, and most of the fics are genji-centric anyway, which defeats the point of me searching for zenyatta-centric stuff to begin with.
this is frustrating, and sad, and honestly zenyatta deserves better :(
#fran talks#just me venting ok#zenyatta#he deserves so much more?#long post#i just wish he was liked more
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I feel like I can combine these two asks. Also a little thing for you guys to know:
I'm trying to stay chronological to the asks that I receive but if there are small things or simply questions like these I might answer them before your ask.
BUT DO NOT FRET! I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN YOUR ASK!
Also.. Shibari!Anon, if you're reading this, can you specify if you want SFW or NSFW and if it's supposed to be foreplay or really going at it? Thanks ^~^
OKAY SO LET'S DO IT! HOT OR NOT!
McCree
Obviously my fav choice! Why you might ask? Well... I think he's super hot. Good looking (I like beards) and I LOVE the cowboy outfit. (Might have to do with the fact that my mom loves John Wayne... Who knows?) Also he's super smooth with his attitude and his accent just gets me... WO! This getting dirty guys!
I'm not gonna go deeper into detail. 😁 But yea. McCree. A super fine boy 👌
HOT OR NOT: SUPER HOT LIKE HOT DAMN!
Gabriel Reyes
And I mean Pre-Fall. Post-Fall he's okay but I don't like the design of his mask and robe. Idk... It just isn't for me 🤷
Pre!Fall. HAVE YOU LOOKED. AT THE SOLDIER 24 SKIN? He is just incredibly good looking. And the beard is back at it again. Idk guys I love beards. His sharp jawline is incredibly hot and his hair in said skin. MMMMMHM! Also, if I had to choose a "daddy", it'd be him. Unresolved father complex? Idk. Wow you guys know more about me than some of my close friends. Is that sad?
Anyway.
HOT OR NOT:
Reaper: 's Fine
Reyes: HOT. AS. FUCK.
Hanzo
MMMHM!... I just noticed... Hanzo, has indeed also, a beard. Wow...
I really like Hanzo's design. Like he is attractive AF. Not young Hanzo. Not my type at all. But all the other Hanzo types we know? Fuck me up, please. The way he carries himself also just makes me want to go to him and be like "I'll do everything you want just please DO. ME." yea. I wanna destroy his proud behaviour by completely getting him to fu-
Hot or not: HOT.
Genji
Soooo... About Genji... I think he cute. When he was younger, he was the type I'd fall for. And I'd definitely sleep with him. No question.
I imagine he was super suave and smug but also really charming just to get the girl, and heck I'd enjoy being wrapped around his finger and showered in compliments.
Blackwatch!Genji, MMH YUMMY! Like he'd be the guy I'd wanna get down for a night with so he can get rid of his frustration and I can get dicked senseless. Ye. I said dicked...
...what have I become?
Genji now though... I don't know. Same as Reaper... He cute and stuff but I'd rather have him as my friend.
HOT OR NOT:
Young Genji: Hot!
Blackwatch!Genji: HOT!
"Normal" Genji: he okay.
Jack Morrison
Jack in his young days is frankly just not my type. He seems very bland and boring. Not that there's something wrong with that but the way he works and operates, I feel like I wouldn't be comfortable around him.
Soldier 76 on the other hand is interesting. Not necessarily hot but what he "lacks" in looks he makes up with the stories he can tell and the skills he has.
HOT OR NOT:
Jack: Meh.. Not...
Soldier76: I could work with that.
Junkrat
To me... Junkrat is again, cute. Personally, for me, I don't feel like I'd be a good match for him. I'm not exactly the thinnest and good ol' Jamison is pretty lanky which basically means for me that I'd kinda be afraid to snap him in half whenever I give him a tight hug.
But yea. He cute. Not that attractive in a sexual way but super cute and lovable.
HOT OR NOT: I don't wanna be negative. He's pretty much the middle.
Roadhog
FUCK. ME. UP. DADDY!
I LOVE the design choices made for Mako. Also that he has such a disruptively "broken" mind is super hot to me.
...there's clearly a lot wrong in my head. Why are you guys even asking for my opinion?
Anyway! The white hair, the mask, the super cute belly.. And I honestly really wanna know what's in his pants.
HOT OR NOT: Hot. Definitely.
Reinhardt
To me, Rein is more like a Grandpa than a Daddy. He looks ripped, no doubts and I wouldn't argue, but I'd rather listen to him telling old war stories with a nice cup of tea then having a sexual relationship with him.
I just can't imagine it... So sorry..
HOT OR NOT: Not... But that doesn't mean he's not good looking!
Doomfist
Akadne is good looking.. But to me he kinda seems like an ass. I wouldn't want to talk to this guy, let alone go on a date with him. He's super judgemental and competitive. I'm not looking for that in a partner or even a one night stand. This man seems to have the inability to ever let go.
That REALLY drags him down on the scale.
HOT OR NOT: Not. And I'm not even sorry about it.
TORBJÖRN
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
He's a married man, not my type and creepy as heard in voice lines with D.Va. I don't have much to say about this.
HOT OR NOT: Definitely not.
Lucio
Okay listen, I know a lot of people think Lucio is super hot and stuff ,BUT I'm not one of them. Lucio's features are hot but the arrogant behavior he has kind of turns me away. I'm getting mostly aggravated when I think of Lucio. In the game, he's such a cocky bastard and people use him to piss me off.
Nonetheless, I wouldn't mind jumping in bed with him for one night but I wouldn't want a relationship with him. Sorry for all you Lucio-Lovers out there 😅
HOT OR NOT: Acceptable.
Zenyatta
I think he'd make for an awesome friend and therapist but personally... Not more than that.
HOT OR NOT: Not hot.
I honestly don't know why you guys would want to know that but HERE IT IS! My opinion on every guy of Overwatch excluding Winston, Hammond and Bastion.
#overwatch#answered#ow#ginga talks#genji#hanzo#mccree#junkrat#roadhog#reaper#soldier 76#doomfist#lucio#zenyatta#torbjörn#reinhardt wilhelm
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Ryujehong All Access Pass AMA 2018
Translation by Danny Lim | Transcript by @nyoomyatta on Twitter
Q: What was it like meeting and playing with Jjonak, someone who apparently considers you a role model and Inspiration?
RJH: I actually knew Jjonak thought of me as his role model before the season started- and it was really great to just play with him and go against him even though he's in a different team, it was just great seeing someone as talented as Jjonak considers me as a role model.
Jehong to Jjonak: Jjonak, you're playing well, so just keep playing well- so lets see for how we do with Winston as well.”
Q: When switching from support to main tank, what gameplay aspect did you find the most difficult?
RJH: There's nothing that's too difficult from changing from Support to tank.
Q: So what's a good thing about this change?
RJH: One of the good things about being a MT, is that I can actually initiate and do more stuff in the frontline.
Q: What is your favourite thing to do outside the OWL?
RJH: Other than playing games, I just sleep in.
Q: What's your maximum sleeping time?
RJH: I can't sleep for more than 10 hours
Q: Your best tips to Quickscope Ana?
RJH: I think this the case for anything with games, just putting the practice time. Just practicing with Ana is the best way to improve your quickscoping skills.
Q: What separates good support players from GREAT support players?
RJH: You have to be mentally ready for anything- you have to have a strong mentality - makes or breaks being a great support player.
Q: As you have a long history in Overwatch eSport, What is your favourite memory?
RJH: The most memorable thing I remember was when I participating in APEX S2 when we got the winning 1st place title match.
Q: What advice would you give to improve my Zenyatta?
RJH: Think about each gameplay- I'm not sure which direction you wanna improve your play- in a general sense,think about certain situations about how you can help your teammates or help the game as Zen.
Q: What’s your favourite American Food so far?
RJH: Popeyes - I love the chicken and the burgers are really great to- so Popeyes would be my go to place.
Q: What tips do you have for an Ana v Brigitte Matchup?
RJH: Honestly? If its 1on1- there's no tips because Brigitte is going to win.
Q: What is a key aspect of leadership and how do you utilize it to lead your team?
RJH: There's a lot of ways where a good leader can lead their team- but for me the most important thing as a leader is being friendly- it’s is your connection and friendship with your teammates. That’s one of the things that I truly focus on to get close to my teammates to listen to their concerns and everything and I use that to be a good leader for Seoul Dynasty.
Q: What do you miss most about being away from home for so long?
RJH: I miss home the most whenever I think about my parents, it’s been quite a time since I haven’t met them - and they’re still in Korea. So whenever I think of my parents, I want to go home.
Q: Why did you choose to use your real name as your player handle when most pro players choose an alias?
RJH: In eSports/everywhere else online others make up a nickname use an alias for their IGN but I wanted to use my real name so I could be known to people. I just wanted everyone to know that it’s me.
Q: What sensitivity do you play on and do you rec higher or lower sens for performance?
RJH: My sensitivity is set so I'm comfy to play games with it...As for overwatch, I recommend a higher sensitivity. As for me, I play on a lower sensitivity because I’m used to playing on it. If I move to a higher sensitivity, I feel my accuracy isn’t as good.
Q: Do you listen to K-Pop? If so, who is your favourite group(s)?
RJH: I actually really like Black Pink - Playing with Fire
(Clip of this question - Danny tries to get Jehong to sing along)
Q: Who do you think the funniest player on your team or in the Overwatch League is?
RJH: Gido
Q: Why?
RJH: I’d have to go with him - there are certain reasons why I can’t say why now- but he’s the funniest person in the Overwatch League
Q: Who was the hero you played/mained initially? - how has that changed as time has passed?
RJH: So when Overwatch first started, I actually went with McCree. I had to change my main- instead of DPS I had to go with a tank hero, I went with Zarya.
Q: What is your worst character to play and what's your favourite?
RJH: My worst character to play has to be Genji. But my favourite character to play is… Genji. I feel like I like Genji because he can do a lot of stuff- and because he’s a ninja, he can climb and do a lot of stuff.
Q: Does it mean a lot to you to be in the leadership for your team?
RJH: I feel like leadership does have a lot of meaning to me- I like taking care of people- even in my play style, even for my teammates- I like playing games to gear towards my teammates needs and fulfilling that role.
Q: What sort of Fashion DO you Like?
RJH: I'm not into fashion, or clothes in general- so.... I would have to choose our team jersey and sweatpants.
Q: What’s your favourite Dessert Food?
RJH: Ice cream!
Q: Favourite type?
RJH: Bumta
Last Words from Jehong: “Thank you for all our fans who kept supporting us- and even for today’s gameplay (against SFS), we didn’t have the ultimate result, but I just want to say we’re really trying our best so please keep supporting us and loving us and thank you so much for tuning in.”
Other Seoul Dynasty / Ryujehong Q&As
1. Seoul Dynasty - Ryujehong Interview by Overwatch Score
2. Seoul Dynasty Viewing Party Live Video Call AMA - translated by @gatamchun on Twitter
3. Ryujehong Sudden Q&A Session (In Stream)
4. Ryujehong AMA (OWL) - 18052018
5. Seoul Dynasty ryujehong: "I believe my team's realistic goal is making it to playoffs." by Inven Global
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I hate when straight people think they're the authority on sexual orientation
So I was scrolling through YouTube and came across this video titled "Overwatch fans are pathetic" with D'va in the thumbnail and a rainbow flag behind her and my first thought is 'uh oh this is probably bad'
Now, I hate overwatch as much as the next guy. Used to play it when it launched but blizzard doesnt know how to balance a game so I dont like it anymore. But there were alarms going off just seeing the video so I had to click on it.
Well 3 minutes in I come to the understanding that this is some fuckboys angry rant that people are drawing lesbian fanart of D'va and some chick in her squad.
Excuse you little hetty boy, but you aren't Jeff fucking Kaplan. Character orientation is ambiguous and oh how dare minorities project themselves into characters that they love because they are so underrepresented in the first place.
If you wanna tell me Lucio is actually a trans man and is gay for zenyatta who am I to tell you "actually no lucio is cis and he likes girls because all guys like anime tiddies huuuuuuuu"
Everytime cishets do this thing where they become the imagination police it fucking pisses me off because these people aren't doing anything wrong. Hell, they are creating content for a game they love.
I'm not the type of person who headcanons stufd and does fanart and stuff but I hate when people shut down the people who do.
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RP POSITIVITY MEME
DAY 14: FREE DAY!
so this whole week i’ve kept myself from mentioning joly when possible. i promo joly on my dash every day. my very existence is a joly promo. it was mostly a way to make sure that i gave other people attention, and also b/c i saw the last day was a free day and wanted to use it to write about how much i love joly’s characters.
if it weren’t for joly i doubt i’d still be here. that’s not to say that i didn’t love rping solas beyond what i have with joly, but after my hiatus it was the desire to rp with joly again that really brought me back. and i’m so thankful for that b/c it’s allowed me to meet ppl like merc and lisa and kae, ppl who either weren’t around or i didn’t know before. also just when i was having a rough time last year and whenever i’ve had a rough time since then joly’s been there for me. they’re a really special person, who deserves even more kind words written about them than their characters do. but if i keep going i’ll probably make myself cry.
suffice to say if you like my blog, then you have joly to thank. not just for me being here, but how their ocs have shaped my solas. i cannot recommend joly’s blogs enough. they don’t have as much time as they did to write, but it doesn’t make them any less dedicated to their characters as someone who posts a dozen things a day.
before i get to their actual blogs, i want to talk about the npcs or characters that no longer have rp blogs.
first, deshanna. i’ve loved how they made a mother who is flawed and sympathetic, and who i don’t feel 100% good about solas disliking her in modern. it’s my secret desire to be able to rp in a thread where she’s npc’d one day, either in modern or batb. next, layne. what a piece of shit. i don’t know TOO much about layne, and i’m in this position where i want to know more but also i dread it. hoping one day solas and mio can shank him. and then, june. june had a blog (and may again one day??) and he was a fuckin hermit mamma’s boy that was too boring for fen to want to have anything to do with. joly’s recently been toying with some ideas for his character that i think only strengthen what they have, and i’m excited.
@ancientimpudence -
mio is petty. mio is mean. mio is stand-offish. mio is loyal. mio is driven. mio is honest. i love mio.
if you want a character who is flawed and not always nice, you’ll love mio. they’re a really good example of how you can make a character not always be a very pleasant person, but still get plenty of rp mileage off of them and develop meaningful relationships. how two characters’ relationship can somehow be incredibly deep and yet broken. i love what joly and i have built for mio and solas, two ancient friends who aren’t always the best friends.
i could really talk about about their relationship. solas goes through a period where he becomes very empathetic and in-tune with the problems of everyone around him, but mio’s somehow always escape him. i love the gap, and i love how it’s both not his fault b/c mio hides how they feel, but also he needs to do better by them. i love how mio wants what’s best for solas and their cause, while simultaneously suggesting things that actually wouldn’t be best for solas, because mio isn’t omnipotent and is also, to an extent, still trying to keep solas as he was.
i love how mio doesn’t like ian but is still there to help him. i love how mio expresses themself in ways not everyone understands. i love how modern mio has purse dogs and brings vher food b/c they spent all weekend playing the sims.
and vher / mio?? one of those ships that just kinda happened. one of the best things about talking to joly about characters is how often two just kinda cling to one another. vher is aro and can’t return the romantic feelings mio feels for them (and open enough to be accepting when mio finds romantic love elsewhere) but they still care for mio so much. everything about mio that i listed above, even the petty and vain stuff, vher loves. also sometims vher decides they wanna kiss mio and i can only imagine what it does to the poor child.
basically, what i’m getting at here is, joly lets mio be flawed but also shows how those flaws can still lead to positive interactions. joly lets mio be unadmirable at times, but still likeable and lovable. joly introduced some extra diversity in background to the rebellion and i’m eternally thankful tbh.
@betterthanmaps -
harding is one of those characters everyone adores, and so it makes sense that joly, one of the most adorable ppl on the planet, chose to write her. i love seeing characters with stable and normal backstories. harding is just such a steady influence, and i’ve loved seeing her contrasted with the sad backstories most canons and ocs possess. which i wanna be clear isn’t a criticism of sad backstories! i merely mean that it’s also nice seeing variety. not everyone has had a past that has made them cruel or kind, some people were raised by caring parents and lived simple lives until they heard the call to adventure. those people are just as interesting and worthy of telling stories about.
joly’s harding reminds me somewhat of tolkien’s hobbits, i suppose, now that i’m writing this out. and they’re some of my fave characters in literature. only w/ harding we also get fun dragon age dwarfy lore-- someone who is as un-dwarfy as varric but not quite so loud about it and we get actual queer representation.
@spiritualjourneys -
i adore spirits? i do not adore how the fandom treats spirits. things like treating human cole as superior to spirit cole, rather than a person making different choices, both paths making them happy, even if one is for reasons we can’t all understand. pinning everything wrong with anders in da2 on justice. assuming lord woolsey, an innocent spirit-ram who has done nothing but help, has always been a rage demon (even tho the ways in which he has been shown to help the family that adopted him aren’t typical rage-related qualities) but ANYWAY.
the point is, spirits are given something of a raw deal by the fandom and are almost always judged by their ability to conform to human standards. joly’s spirit multi is fuckin fantastic and making spirits different and complex and alien, while also familiar and very much people rather than set pieces in the stories of others. though all of them started out as npcs created by either joly (love, sincerity), myself (joy), or bioware (wisdom) it took joly no time at all to establish their stories. love and joy especially...
what i appreciate about love is the path they took to get where they are. how they weren’t always love, how they focus upon a specific kind of love, how they can’t always see when love is best working past. though i’ve only just started rping peace, i’m in love (get it) with the dynamic the two of them have formed. how they balance one another out and keep one another from straying too far into their own interests, and thereby corrupting themselves. it’s a dynamic that i wasn’t expecting at all when i made peace as an au to my zenyatta blog, but i think that’s the amazing thing about writing with joly. something falls into place and then it grabs you and the idea just won’t let go.
and as for joy, it’s probably the least developed of the spirits, having no form that’s recognisably alive nevermind a person. but it demonstrates well, i think, how “humanity” in elvhenan wasn’t defined by shape. when solas says he dislikes when people see him as just a pair of pointed ears, and that he doesn’t necessarily identify much with modern elves, the idea is expressing multiple things. one of them, i think, is that being an elf sometimes meant being a physical body with pointed ears, but sometimes you could just be bubbles and you’d still be considered a valid member of elvhen society. joy doesn’t exist as we do. joy forgets, joy prefers to never touch the earth, and it exists in a state of cycles to keep itself from becoming something like despair. joly depicts the beauty and the drawbacks of existing in this state and i’m just??? so glad they decided to write joy. b/c they do it more justice than i ever could.
@paragoninexile -
tam’s new blog isn’t fully set up but i wanna talk about her anyway. tam is a good hero and a good person, and in many ways sort of made to be a hero. when i found out about tam i was rly excited simply b/c she was very much like my warden, only with so much more care and thought put into her that now she’s basically replaced my canon warden in my heart.
i think my favourite thing about tam is how much of a front she puts up for everyone. crowning bhelen, even if it meant the death of another father figure. recruiting loghain, even if it meant losing her friend or possibly lover. it shows that even neutral good heroes still have to make decisions that could be considered ruthlessly practical. bhelen is not necessarily the better choice morally, especially not as an aeducan (especially especially not as an aeducan who doesn’t kill trian). i imagine tam knows that crowning him will have dire consequences not just for harrowmont, but the entire harrowmont line. she does it anyway, not because she wants to, but because for orzammar it’s the best choice.
i’ve loved finally having a chance to write one of my fave dragon age ships: gorim/aeducan. i have a weakness for ships who have been together since they were only young, and the progression they take in the au is so good?? being able to find freedom for their love in a life that is literally killing tamar, and the reason they only get 12 or so happy years together rather than 50. but tam is so good that i’m honestly proud to be able to give her those twelve years with gorim. one day i’m gonna make joly hurt w/ thoughts about the kid gorim adopts after tam dies and who he tells them all about. 8)
@cadashsmash -
cadri i think was the first joly character i interacted with, though i believe i remember ian from way way back when i tried rping merrill and couldn’t quite get a foothold like i did with solas and thora.
i’m in love with dwarves u all should know this, so ofc i’m in love with cadri. i love how rough around the edges she is, how she tries to do the right thing, and how doing so can lead to some messed up shit like killing abelas. the work joly’s done with reaver lore is perfect, working with how dirty and raw the specialisation is without making it too hardcore for an inquisitor to ever hope to specialise in it (stop assuming all reavers are cannibals fandom smh). one of my fave threads on thora continues to be the post-battle thread where both are recovering from the drawbacks of their own specialisations and clash because of them. it’s just a really unique idea that is what makes writing with joly so... rounded? like i’m never just writing one thing with joly. they push me as a writer in the best possible way.
overall cadri is just a rly excellent character who, like tam and harding, do credit to dwarves that the series doesn’t always. i’ve loved exploring how differently her and thora react to their position in life, i’ve loved seeing cadri’s anger or indifference towards dwarven society. it’s so valid and realistic and good. i’ve loved exploring the specific ways in which she bucks the presumptions solas has about dwarves, how even in universes where she’s not inquisitor her individuality is still nothing he expects from her kind and how she changes him anyway. i also will always be fond of this being their friendship song.
cadri: hey solas, what d’you call a flower before it opens?
solas: a bud.
cadri: I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME BUD.
solas: UGHH.
@dalishfreckles -
it’s really hard to not write a post just about ian, honestly. all of joly’s characters are special to me, but i won’t deny ian is my favourite and has a very important place in my heart. if i were to truthfully answer those top 5 fave characters questions, ian would be on there no question.
as someone who goes through some of the same struggles as ian, he’s inspirational. seeing him struggle to keep surviving, to keep loving, to keep helping even when everything inside him is screaming to stop. i love seeing him make mistakes, honest ones or ones born of anxiety. b/c anxiety is more than just hating yourself or having trouble talking to people, although that is very real. sometimes anxiety can cause you to project some really terrible things onto people, things that aren’t really fair to them.
when i see ian doing things like... projecting his own feelings of worthlessness onto solas, assuming he must think the same rather than giving solas a chance to explain? it’s realistic, and it’s not good. it’s trying to pull people into the same destructive game you do to yourself. it’s also realistic, esp since in the thread i’m referring to solas fucked up and has shit to apologise for. idk, it’s just really comforting to see ian pull the same shit that i do, but knowing he’s still a good person and that i love him is an act of self love.
ian’s an important character for so many reasons, that i could probably write a 20 page thesis on him and his development / how much he means to me. i’m proud of him so much. i’m proud when he finds the strength to tease solas, i’m proud when he stands up for himself, even when he’s standing up against the people he loves. especially when, tbh. how as he grows he can see inara’s faults but doesn’t hate her for them, and tries to help her, when he’s under no obligation to. how he still tries to connect with solas after solas coldly brushes him off the first time ian admonishes him. and i love how joly shows it’s not easy. none of it is. and that ian has to keep choosing to be good, it makes everything he does that much more meaningful.
finally, ian isn’t a hero, necessarily. he’s not the sort of person people tell stories about, which is one reason i love the solas/ian pairing so much. it’s really all about the person for solas, and ian is just so much about what solas loves about people. it’s not always about battles and heroes, sometimes it’s just about a person who has the patience and love in them to make a tree grow in the middle of a desert alienage. sometimes the most wonderful things about people are the little, radical things they do for themselves and those they love rather than how they change the world.
this has gotten to be very long, and probably rambling, but to be fair to me this is like two weeks of joly-positivity i’ve been holding in.
i’ll probably be doing one more free day tomorrow, even if today is the last day, just to do a v general positive post for those i follow. but i wanted to take at least one day to credit the person who has inspired me with their words and characters. like. this was just their characters? i didn’t even get a chance to go into the ways joly’s prose shines, how it’s descriptive and yet never difficult to comprehend. how many different types of plots they’re here for.
but to make a long story short, joly is an incredibly talented writer. i’ve said this before, but i can look back on things i’ve written years ago with joly and still like what i wrote (as well as what they wrote but that should go w/o saying), which is a rare feeling, simply b/c joly lets me access the best writer in me. we often here in the rpc use “muse” as a shorthand for “character we write that inspires us” and i’ve found it a difficult word to rly use-- simply b/c joly and their characters are as much my muses as my own characters. at least in the sense that thinking about them inspires me to write.
tl;dr- pls follow and write with joly. b/c the only thing i love as much as writing with joly is reading what they write with other people.
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So I was rewatching Overwatch 2 stuff on YouTube and I wanna ask if you think Overwatch 2 is just gonna be about fighting Null Sector and Talon or if it’s actually gonna give us lore about the characters and their relationships cause I’d honestly love to see more Gency in the sequel
Well they did mention that the three missions in archives were chosen for a reason and that they’ll figure into OW2’s plot, so I think we’ll be getting more information on the old Overwatch and hopefully its collapse. I do think they gave Mercy her Valkyrie story for a reason and we’ll be seeing Jack and Ana as well. I don’t know if the plot will be that ship-centric, as Blizzard tends to forgo emotion-driven plots in favor of big actiony plots, but one can hope. Lowkey I’m just worried they’re gonna kill characters off. Like we see Zenyatta in a cut scene but do we see any Zenyatta in the campaign gameplay? That worries me.
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