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I stopped the clip of Angel and Nuggets reuniting and excuse me but what the FUCK
LOOK AT THIS GUY! LOOK AT HIM!!!!!
LET HIM BE HAPPY!!!!!
ALSO FAT NUGGETS’ FACE?! THE AMOUNT OF LOVE HE HAS FOR ANTHONY?! IF THAT PIG GETS HURT—
VALENTINO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I AM GOING TO K I L L YOU
#letangelbegenuinelyandinnocentlyhappymore#I swear to fuck#part of my brain says that but the other part says ANGST#however painful angel’s arc is we better get an equal amount of comfort and fluff#hazbin hotel#angel dust#angel dust hazbin hotel#fat nuggets#hazbin hotel screenshots#anthony hazbin hotel
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BOTTOMS (2023)
#bottoms 2023#bottoms movie#bottomsedit#filmedit#moviegifs#wlwedit#wlwgif#josie x isabel#josiebel#josabel#havana rose liu#ayo edebiri#the way i put off watching this movie bc i thought the premise was kinda boring#but no one told me until recently how fucking LESBIAN it is#and how i INSTANTLY relate to josie in the first 2 minutes#i swear to fuck#i love them :(#star's gifs
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The “Ghost puts you in a headlock during sex” propaganda is getting to me
#I swear to fuck#do not preach your#“ooooh Simon is a sweet innocent angel with sex trauma he would like nothing but missionary and words of affirmation”#Shit in my inbox#I don’t care what you think is out of character stop telling me you don’t like it and just move on with your day#ghost speaks#cod#call of duty#simon ghost riley#simon ghost riley x reader
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Seth 100% is gonna look at you like this.
"Sugar, I ain't that sad. I'm fine."
Hm-hmm 🤨 yeah sure whatever you say.
#the cat answers#yuurivoice#seth yuurivoice#yuurivoice seth#tumblr keeps eating my posts#i swear to fuck#anyway#put that shit on a shirt#then double it & give it to the majority of the yuuriboys#all them bitches need therapy
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me, reading hozier’s new lyrics to my partner as too sweet plays on blast in the background because it’s once again, Too Much™️ and Who Allowed This Man To Write This™️
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lisen I know this joke has probably been said like a thousand times, but I swear to everything thats holy and I swear on my teenage mutant ninja turtles themed spoon That this fucker looks like he about to try to sell me a tv at wallmart
i swear on my grand mama he about to pull up with that "are you looking for something? I think I have something perfect for you!" HE'S THE GUY WITH THE CLIPBOARD IN HIS HAND
I swear on my grand mama
#teenage mutant ninja turtles mutant mayhem#tmnt mutant mayhem#mutant mayhem#mutant mayhem leo#mm tmnt#tmnt mm#tmnt 2023#tmnt leonardo#Tmnt leo#Mm tmnt leo#tmnt mm leo#wallmart#i swear#i swear to fuck
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CODE FUCKING RED:
CHAN HAS A TUMBLR
CHAN HAS A TUMBLR
CHAN HAS A TUMBLR
ABORT ABORT ABORT
#bang chan#stray kids#christopher bang#skz#i have been made aware#through a fancall#that channie has tumblr#and his insta photo aesthetics are based on tumblr#i swear to fuck#do not come for me chris#you saw nothing on my page#but also hi#*waves*
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The Day after the fight in 1889, Hob has a dream. In this dream, he’s laying on his side, looking into his stranger’s eyes as a tear slides down the man’s face. Seeing him cry makes Hob sad, so he reaches out and cups his face. The stranger melts into the touch, grabbing his wrist and holding on for dear life. They stay like that for the rest of the dream, until the stranger quietly murmurs “I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry.” Then, he kisses Hob on the forehead and whispers “this dream is over”
Hob didn’t know what it meant, until the stranger told him his name.
The dream, as it turns out, had been real. Hob guessed that by himself of course, no way Dream would tell him. But it made kissing the being for the first time much easier, knowing his feelings were returned. And when he gazed into Dream’s eyes that night, mirroring the dream from so many years ago, he smiled.
“Apology accepted.”
#dreamling#they have me in a chokehold#i swear to fuck#i am completely normal about them#I promise#please#believe me#dream x hob#centennial husbands#hob x dream#the sandman#the sandman netflix#the sandman 2022#dream of the endless#hob gadling#they’re gay your honor#they’re gay and in love#i don’t make the rules#well#I do#but this is different#they mean everything to me#i don’t think you understand#i love them more than life itself
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This is how I feel when someone draws a detailed penis in my friends sketch book when they went to piss, and they left it with us
(it wasn't me guys, I swear, I promise, I would never- I'm a good guy, a good boy, I promise- trust me, I'm a great detective, it was probably [my best friend], not me, i swear- guys dont look at me like that)
#shitpost#random shit#idk what to tag this as#Scream#scream 1996#randy meeks#i promise you#That I didn't draw that penis#i swear to fuck#It was the dog#Not me
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just had an idea some magical girls one:
Just the perfect girl for the job
cute, kind, gentle, smart
yeah no, she’s an absolute sicko
sick of everyone’s bullshit
anger issues
everyone is afraid of her
Delinquent
Works in customer service
uses a pair of scissors as her weapon because she dreams of being a seamstress
another:
Magical boy
Super excited
maybe a little too much
tries to convince everyone that this isn’t so bad
Clumsy
VERY clumsy
keeps up team morale whilst being slightly annoying
weapon: typical magical girl stuff
third:
Some really quiet person who almost never talks
no one knows who they are or they’re gender
has a weird fetish for the monsters
also hyperfixates on medieval torture devices and uses that as their weapon
fourth:
Absolute boss bitch
the pinnacle of beauty
runs a very successful self owned business
queen
Omg slay
weapons who needs those
she uses her fucking legs
she kicks ass in a pair of stilettos
Please read tags
#I swear to fuck#If anyone steals this I will drag your ass to court#This is my idea get your own#original character#original idea#magical girl#magical boy
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i think im going fucking crazy dude my room smells liek something lavender vanilla scented but also with a hint of weed??? i havent smoked and no one in my house smokes or even like has weed in there possesion (my mom isnt too keen on weed) so idk where im getting the weed smells from and it doesnt smell like weed outside so like whats going on ik i kinda look like a stoner but like i dont smoke and wouldnt smoke in the house if i did so what the fuck is happening i must know maybe im tired and starting to like hallucinate again but like i dont think i am so what the fuck
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I know that I am so fucking close to be a stereotype of a pan to aroace pipeline
and I-
Just-
I only just came to accept being asexual and just maaaaaaan
if it turns out my infatuation with having a partner has been aromantic feelings and panromantic feelings I will eat alot of cake man
I'm gonna find a buffet just to sit and eat shitty cake
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just trying to have commissions to support myself because I'm not in a household that feeds me and "sugar mommies" keep popping up in my fucking dms. I AM A MINOR. I AM NOT LOOKING TO BE GROOMED BY CATFISHES ON TUMBLR. FUCK OFF
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This blog does not support doxxing ANYONE
I don't care who they are or what they did
Cut that shit out, immediately
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Comet is showing Thunder around the ICARIS Minecraft server, hopefully Thunder's PC does not crash again because it hates mods or something. Blender commissions are still OPEN!
#httyd#how to train your dragon#thunder#lightfury#light fury#minecraft#how tf is this minecraft?#its a mod#about httyd#that likes to break my computer#i swear to fuck#if it gives me another error code one#im gona loose my fucking mind#open commissions
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WHO WHO WHO WROTE A DORIAN GRAY FAN FICTION AND DID THIS! WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS
#the picture of dorian gray#basil hallward#lord henry wotton#dorian gray#which one of you did this#who did this#i swear to fuck#i will hunt you down#oscar wilde
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