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#i realized when writing this post tho that my one oc is literally my concept for a lesbian james bond šŸ˜­
skitskatdacat63 Ā· 9 months
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I know it would literally never happen, but whenever the speculation of who the next James Bond will be comes up, I can only think about how I would sell my soul to get a butch lesbian James Bond šŸ˜£
#cause people are always arguing against having a female 007 bcs it would change too much#okay so why not just swap her gender and change nothing else šŸ˜Œ#i realized when writing this post tho that my one oc is literally my concept for a lesbian james bond šŸ˜­#butch lesbian womanizer who wears suits all the time and smokes/drinks too much and loves money and weapons#i think about this every once in a while and i want it so badly but it will literally never happen#please she would be so masc and cool and sexy#i dont know if i necessary like the idea of making a new chara to be 007#but like....female James Bond but nothing else changes šŸ‘€#im trying to fall asleep and i can only envision various scenes from casino royale but w my version of james bond#pls she could be jamie bond!!!#sorry this is completely random and probably nonsensical but it haunts me so often#every time i rewatch casino royale im like man...espionage movies are cool! and then start fantasizing about female james bond#the names bond. jamie bond.#maybe i will draw it sometime#just not sure how id design her bcs as i said my brain cant help but be a bit stuck on my oc that fits pretty well#but seriously. they wouldnt even have to change anything!#like they have all the jokey pun names for women...guess what. even more opportunities#but like gahhhhhh i think about a masc woman in the bond movies ive watched and im like wow i would enjoy this movie substantially more!#like the shower scene in casino royale........#i cant even rly bring myself to watch bond movies older than the daniel craig ones bcs the objectification and misogyny bothers me too much#but imagining a masc woman in their place šŸ‘€ i am on board!#imagining her with bond girls šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³#sorry again: super random but it is late please forgive me#catie.rambling.txt
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zephrunsimperium Ā· 10 months
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is Knowing Me, Knowing You a romantic billford story? what kind of story is it, actually? it looks interesting but Iā€™m afraid to read any type of billford in fear of it beingā€¦ not the best. what do you think of the ship, actually, since youā€™re such a fidduathor fan? also, does it end okay, even when incomplete? I have a lot of questions about the fic tbh. too scared to read it tho lol
Whooooo boy do I have a lot to say about this... I highly encourage everyone to read this entire post.
So, my thoughts on BillFord are extremely complicated. I am, first and foremost, a FiddAuthor shipper. That is the ship I consider canon and I even headcanon Bill to be aroace and actively encourage Ford and Fidds to get together because Ford needs to get over stupid societal homophobia plus it's fun to wear down the human's moral compass about hitting on a married man.
BillFord is a FASCINATING concept and it's not hard to see why the ship is as popular as it is despite the (well-deserved) stigma; a lot of things between them that can be read as fuel to the shipping fire. (ie the hair ruffles, the nose flick, the nicknames, the gold statue, the piano serenade, Ford being attracted to the strange, Bill offering to make Ford "one of us," even the possibly kinky undertones of glowy blue chains and bodily possession)
But the problem is that the ship can get very nasty very fast. Make no mistake, what Bill does to Ford is abuse. He is manipulative and violent and cruel. "Mystery bruises?" Literally torturing Ford on screen? Driving a wedge between Ford and his support system to the point that he has extreme trouble trusting people? Preying upon Ford's insecurities about being a freak? That is horrifying stuff, in particular because of how clear the parallels are to real world abuse.
With that in mind, let me talk about KMKY. I loved this fic to pieces. Itā€™s written and organized incredibly well with a good mix of humor, sentiment, tragedy, and villainy without ever feeling off-balance tonally. The best thing about this fic, however, is the mature and nuanced themes about abuse: how hard it is to still love your abuser even when you start realizing that they're as bad as they are, accepting that you're a victim and have no reason to apologize, how an abuser's own trauma isn't an excuse for their actions. I really appreciate that the author has sympathy for Bill while still clearly acknowledging that "hey, what Bill did to Ford was abuse and Ford doesn't have to forgive him, much less take him back." A lesser writer would force Bill and Ford together, but that's not what happens because it's not what should happen.
So, for anyone who is interested in reading it... The gist of it is that instead of inviting Fiddleford to work on the portal, Ford makes a body for Bill to assist in person. The first 33 chapters develop their relationship (ft. Fiddleford being confused and stressed) and then Ford finds out Bill has been lying and eventually goes through the portal. It is very much a romance but the writing is so good that there are times when it's genuinely heartbreaking that the two of them won't work out.
I would definitely say that Bill is the main character (even though Ford has a significant amount of viewpoint time and he's the one you're supposed to root for) because he's the one who changes throughout the story. It's not a positive change, but it is an extremely compelling character arc. The characterization of Bill in this fic is particularly cool to me because heā€™s definitely a complete person, but heā€™s very clearly inhuman.
A little preview/incentive to read it: all of Billā€™s underlings have individual personalities, Jheselbraum is a super important character and her characterization is... really cool (that's not a good description, but I was in love with it), the worldbuilding of all the places Ford visits in the multiverse was really cool and fun, there are great OCs like Wendy's mom, this mob boss guy that is a delight to hate, and a sarcastic kick-ass alien lady, Bill's backstory is really impactful, Pyronica is a bad bitch, Bill and Ford fight zombies while We Go Together from Grease plays in the background, there are cool themes about enjoying the mundane things in life and how society treats the Strange, and well-written humor that had me laughing out loud constantly. For as long as it is, all of it was extremely memorable and hardly any of it felt like filler. (I will warn you if you choose to read it, there is some serious steam.)
As for the ending... I totally understand why the author stopped writing it. They were trying to make it canon-compliant, but by the time it caught up to the show it was very clear that adhering to the canon material was holding them back. They did their best, but I could tell they weren't enjoying writing it and if you're not enjoying your art, then I don't think it's worth doing.
Wow that was a long post. Thanks so much for the ask, Anon! I hope this was a satisfying response!
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starry-nocturne Ā· 9 months
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SOOO! Guess who is back as full blown graduated adult with a bachelor's degree under her belt āœŒ And a serious lack of sleep. And pretty darn sick. Oops.
Not to get nostalgic here but this blog has been around since 2017, back when I was in highschool, so being able to say I've survived uni is... kind of a great feat on its own? I recently realized that Ryo has been around for more than 8 years and wow. Isn't that a big number.
Anyways! Now that I have more time I'll slowly go back to doing stuff in here. Hopefully. I really don't want to say anything like "this time I'm definitely doing this thing" because people who have known me for a bit know my motivation is prone to fluctuate a lot </3
So, if I manage to find the motivation and the missing energy, I'd like to:
Work on sprites. Pretty sure I'll fix the last ones I showed here since they're only missing expressions. Not a quality I'm that convinced with but I want to use some art that's my own >< I'm already working on new ones tho,, I also want to work on more art that's not only 5 minute doodles but that will probably take a bit longer...
Writing of some kind. I mean yeah. I've been beating around the bush for years now but even if it's just drabbles and short fics I want to start putting out all my ideas and concepts. Especially lore decisions I've taken that are very relevant to the story and I,, haven't mentioned. Also a route. Two routes, one per blog (at least). I would also like to work on a couple of AUs that been eating my mind for years now <3
More original characters stuff. Who close friends and/or old followers might know about because I literally cannot shut up about all the OCs I have for this series but at least making some sort of profiles so people don't go ??? when I mention a million new names. I think that'd be great
More Mizuki. Yes this is an actual point in here because she needs more attention and I love her dearly. No one told me handling two blogs would be so complicated oof
Update rules, organization etc. Make the blog(s) a bit more user friendly, cohesive and fix the masterlists ^^
But most of all I want to interact with people here ;; I need to think about how to go about it because I have severe social anxiety and reaching out to people is. Awfully hard TT I'll probably make a post in the future so mutuals who are interested feel free to keep an eye out? šŸ™ My DMs are always open too!
Anyways, thank you for supporting this messy blog for so long >< <3
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magentagalaxies Ā· 1 year
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hopefully the ask box is back now!!
ok so I haven't had an OC with a name starting with E in years but i remember enough about the fantasy novel i tried to write in 5th grade to bring one of those blorbos back for this post!!
so basically this oc was named ezra. he was one of the main characters of this fantasy book i tried to write at age 11 about a group of friends at a magic school who accidentally steal a dragon egg (only one of them realized it was a dragon egg at first until it was too late) and that act ends up setting off a political revolution which these kids are thrust into being the leaders of despite literally being in middle school/high school by the end of the planned series (note: i only ever wrote one draft of the first book bc i do not have the worldbuilding patience to write a fantasy series).
ezra was the last of the six main characters introduced. he wasn't part of the original friend group but he just kind of got dragged into everything bc he accidentally walked into a meeting while delivering groceries for DoorDash (note: doordash hadn't been invented yet when i wrote this story so i invented the concept of course) and the protagonists were like "ah shit he's seen too much i guess he's in the group now." he was generally an aloof comic relief character who thought he was too cool for this but eventually it's revealed he's the nephew of the empress who's the main villain of the series and he's a loner bc he's the only one in his family that didn't want to follow in her footsteps or something.
his counterpart was a character named phoenix who had a similar comedic daredevil type personality and they'd get on each other's nerves constantly while also always committing to the bit. also phoenix had some trauma of her own so they bonded over weird family stuff. but they main thing that pairs them together is in this universe everyone can do general magic but some people are like genetically born with other powers (don't ask how i never did any detailed worldbuilding) and phoenix is very up front with the fact that she's able to turn invisible and she uses it for mischief all the time, but it's not until the end of the first book that we learn ezra's secretly had the power to detect the presence of invisible people/objects/forces/ghosts/etc. phoenix is pissed off but mostly bc aw damn that means he's been faking his reactions to her pranks the entire time.
anyway initially i planned on having phoenix and ezra become a couple at the end of the series but now even tho there's no chance of me returning to this project i do have a Revised Version that exists only in my imagination where i changed some original plot details and one of them is that they date briefly but then phoenix figures out she's a nonbinary lesbian and she and ezra are just like platonic soulmates. tbh i think that dynamic kind of went into hunter and lillly tho so even if ezra unfortunately is a blorbo from my brains that's gonna stay forever in my brains at least his descendent hunter is gonna someday be a blorbo from your shows. thank you.
send me a letter and i'll tell you about an oc!
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ajaxwrites Ā· 3 years
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GENSHIN IMPACT FANFIC REC LIST II
(previous: part i)
Seaglass by Aevas
There was more to the contract than a gnosis and test of Liyue. It seemed like a simple deal five hundred years ago: so long as Morax never had a soulmate, the Tsaritsa would never harm Liyue and she would not get his gnosis. But the moment he gained a soulmate, all that belonged to him was forfeit. He thought the deal left Liyue safeā€”he'd lived thousands of years without a soulmate. The Tsaritsa would be dead and gone by the time she'd have a chance to collect.
Five hundred years later, Childe appears in Liyue, Zhongli gains a soulmate mark, and everything falls apart.
(The obligatory soulmate AU, featuring a Zhongli with PTSD, an oblivious Childe, and demon-worshipping cultists.)
Ships: Zhongli/Childe
Notes: I CANNOT BELIEVE I SLEPT ON THIS FIC FOR SO LONG. Read it and I mean it! I admitted initially steered clear of this fic because I wasnā€™t comforted with a soulmate tartali fic pre-Osial but this fic is actually post-Ostial *facepalm* The writing is phenomenal and Aevas does some beautiful worldbuilding that you typically donā€™t see in Genshin Impact fics. I love the dynamic between Childe and Zhongli here and the angst is real. The author writes the two as very human characters who makes mistakes, etc. and notably Zhongli struggles with the concept of Childe as his soulmate (who understandably is upset by the rejection when he realizes). They get better though. Also very plotty. A+ writing.
it's a hard rock life for us by reptilianraven
ā€œAh, no need to worry about that,ā€ Azhdaha waves a dismissive hand. ā€œThere is no real Kun Jun. Heā€™s dead.ā€
A leaf blows past and plaps onto Aetherā€™s face.
ā€œYou killed him???ā€ Paimon screeches.
ā€œNo,ā€ Azhdaha scrunches his eyebrows. ā€œHe was dead when I found him.ā€
ā€œAnd you just decided to wear his corpse?ā€ Aether says, leaf still on his face.
He shrugs. ā€œIt was free real estate.ā€
ā€œAzhdaha...ā€ Morax says, sounding vaguely pained.
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Or the one where Historia Antiqua Chapter II: No Mere Stone goes a little bit different and Azhdaha gets more time.
He ultimately uses that time to bully Morax into confronting his immortal neuroses, to make Aether and Paimon suffer, and to figure out how to get that ginger boy Morax has his eye on to make a move already.
Ships: Zhongli/Childe, Past Azhdaha/Zhongli
Notes: Very lighthearted, humor-filled fic. Love how Azhdaha is so flippant. Interactions with Zhongli and Childe are pure gold.
if there's a light at the end, it's just the sun in your eyes by moonlight_mist
Childe has a Weapon problem- specifically, that he can't keep one.
He's too reckless, too wild, and too keen on pushing his Weapon partners past their limits. He's just about ready to give up when he meets Zhongli, a Weapon who just might be the solution- so long as Childe can manage to keep his dick in his pants.
Ships: Zhongli/Childe
Notes: This is a Soul Eater AU with some college/university AU vibes (?) but you donā€™t really need to know much about the anime. Itā€™s a cute AU and I love the premise. Light angst but otherwise, itā€™s a pretty semi-plotty fic. Easter egg Kaeya and Diluc though.
To Kill A God by IlluminanceinTales
In Snezhnaya, they call them sansisā€”lost souls that have no guidance but themselves. Itā€™s an apt description, given that most of the time, wannabe-Archons have to go through dozens of tests with nothing as their reference, relying solely on their wit and strength and hoping it would be enough. At least, until they survive the end of the whole gameā€”and they might not have to undergo a painful reincarnation which feels like a hundred bones being stitched together again.
On his seventh game, Childe Tartaglia reincarnates this time in the body of a young man.
Damn, he thinks, looking down at his thin body, his slightly calloused fingers. This wonā€™t be good when facing the other Hydro Decisions.
In a world where an Archon's position is not chosen but fought for in games, Childe Tartaglia is a Hydro Decision who's poised to become the next Hydro Archon. Of course, that's only if he survives his seventh reincarnation. All would be so much easier if it weren't for a certain Geo Archon interfering with every possible chance he gets.
Ships: Zhongli/Childe
Notes: Think Hunger Games meet Political Intrigue meet Genshin Impact. Love the premise and world building thatā€™s done. Features overprotective Zhongli and lots of Childe whump. Has one or two supplementary OCs that arenā€™t really important outside of plot device reasons. Warning for character death tho lmao.
Three's a Family by IlluminanceinTales
Childe finds a kid that looks just like him.
Of course Zhongli wants to keep him.
Or: How a harbinger and an archon accidentally become fathers. The kid is their wingman
Ships: Childe/Zhongli (?)
Notes: Your everyday cute AF kid fic. Fluffy as hell and super cute. Zhongli and Childe get domestic pretty quickly. Xiao gets dubbed a grandfather and begrudgingly plays along. Super wholesome.
in pitch dark i go walking in your landscape by snowbrigade
He glanced down at him, at the silvery scars peeking out from beneath his robe, and at his eyes, properly now. They were the bright blue of high quality noctilucous jade, but he could see it, an underlying darkness.
Zhongli wondered what his eyes betrayed about himself. --
Rex Lapis is dead. Zhongli, formerly known as triad leader Rex Lapis, is a detective investigating his own "death." Childe, also known as Tartaglia of the Fatui mafia, is undercover as an escort looking to kill Rex Lapis- until someone beats him to it, and he wants to know who. Goals intersecting, they form a partnership of ulterior motives.
Ships: Zhongli/Childe
Notes: Thereā€™s like one scene that skews NSFW but otherwise surprisingly not explicit. Really fun AU. Like how the author addresses Childeā€™s reaction to being stuck with the undercover escort stuff and how the dynamic between the two develops. Pretty plotty so far.
Phantom Lines by iskendaris
ā€œItā€™s a measure of oneā€™s self, Mr Zhongli.ā€ Childe says. ā€œMaybe you donā€™t understand it since you work as a consultant, but as an ambassador from the Tsaritsa, as one who fights in her nameā€” this is how I learn to know the measure of myself.ā€ ā€œI understand,ā€ Zhongli says thoughtfully. ā€œIt is a warriorā€™s way, to test oneā€™s strength against the incomparable. To find where one falls short. To find where one has risen to the challenge.ā€
In which Childe has insomnia, vandalizes public property and runs into a mysterious funeral consultant on his first night in Liyue.
Ships: Zhongli/Childe
Notes: THE FEELS. I can only describe this as the fic where Zhongli pays Best Boyfriend Ever only to FUCK UP big time (via Gnosis deception). Poor, poor Childe. Look, he gave the boy feelings and then broke him. You can really feel Childe fall in love in this love. He also does mental swooning a lot lmao.Ā 
adventitious by Anonymous
It's said the Ley Lines remember all things that happen in this world, from the surface down to the deepest depths... But in the hidden corners where the Gods' gaze does not fall, there are those who dream of dreaming.
There's a dormant bud where Kaeya's eye once was. One day, it will bloom. (Never forget: memory is untrustworthy.)
Ships: Diluc/Kaeya
Notes: I donā€™t even know where to start. This is very headcanony and lore-focused. Very much concentrated onĀ Khaenri'ah. The implications of this story is grotesque to say the least (according to this fic, Visions are the literal eyes of the people of Khaenri'ah). Warnings for eye and body horror.
Without Those Dark Memories by StrangeDiamond
Diluc awakens in Stormterrorā€™s Lair with no memories of the past five years. Kaeya is on the trail of a rogue alchemist, with a habit of testing his chemicals on unwilling human subjects. Now, in addition to capturing the criminal, Kaeya has to shake him down for an antidote . . . and deal with an amnesiac Diluc who acts exactly like he did before their brotherhood fell apart. (Standalone Fic.)
Ships: Diluc/Kaeya
Notes: This is sort of a classic amnesia fic. I particularly really liked the way that Kaeya was written in this. I feel like the author did a really good job nailing his character and they have a way of capturing the subtle things.
Through the warmth, through the cold by strikedawn
ā€œItā€™s you!ā€ Paimon shouted with a twirl in mid-air.
ā€œā€¦Excuse me?"
They were drunk. Were they drunk? Was he drunk? Because Kaeya had the feeling his guests had been talking to him for a while now, but none of their words had made any sense whatsoever.
That was, until Venti stepped firmly in front of Kaeyaā€™s desk and set his hands on the top, the better to lean over towards Kaeya and say: ā€œFor the end of the Windblume festival, Sir Kaeya Alberich, weā€™re going to auction a date with you.ā€
Ships: Diluc/Kaeya
Notes: Shortword, Kaeya gets auctioned off. Diluc makes impulsive (but good) decisions and scores himself a Date but displays an inability to do Date Planning. Venti deserves a pat on the back. Very sweet.
Hide and Seek by Kiri_Kaitou_Clover
Childe did not expect regaining his memories would bring him such frustration.
He makes the best of the situation by messing with one amber eyed consultant in anyway he can.
A reincarnated storm god wades through life in Liyue, all while screaming about one dragon god's incompetency at being human.
Ships: Zhongli/Childe
Notes: Features Childe as Osialā€™s very exasperated reincarnation, who gets the joy of discovering that his rival/enemy Morax is not only an idiot but also broke AF. He still falls in love anyway. Contains this golden line:Ā 
"Did... did that complete blockhead really use my money in order to get me a gift that basically says that he is proposing to me?!"
(Osial was screaming. When had the other god become like this?! Had he always been like this?!)
Getting that Bread by tzitzimeme
Concubine AU where Zhongli is Emperor, Xiao is an assassin sent to kill him while disguised as a woman in his imperial harem, and the only reason he doesn't actually do it is because he pities Zhongli for being so catastrophically stupid (also Xiao falls in love).
Ships: Zhongli/Xiao
Notes: Like Xiao says, Zhongli is an idiot. Fluff and humor filled. Xiao spends a good 95% of this exasperated by Zhongliā€™s bullshit.Ā 
prayers for a boy by Recluse
The only way to reconciliation is fierce combat!
Hm... Come to think of it, there will be a lot of interesting news to be heard the next time we gather for drinks. Filling in the blanks.
Ships: N/A
Notes: I...donā€™t really know where to begin with this? Itā€™s exactly what the summary implies...but more? I was tempted to describe this as the fic where Zhongli puts his foot in his mouth but...thatā€™s not exactly write? I feel like this was more of a character study. It explores the aftermath of the Osial Incident and how Zhongli and Childe reconnect. Platonically...though I guess it can be read romantically.Ā 
one kind of longing, two places of sorrow by lady_peony
Zhongli's hands rest behind his back, both gloved hands clasping one another. His fingers tighten around one another for the merest moment, before he relaxes his grip.
"There is a tradition in Liyue," Zhongli says, his back still to Childe standing behind him, "of inviting out a companion to a last meal before a farewell."
A pause.
"A tradition?" Childe echoes.
"Yes."
"With a companion?"
"Yes."
Ships: Zhongli/Childe
Notes: The fic where neither of the two communicate about jackshit but go on a quiet, sad not-date before Childe leaves for Snezhnaya. Childe pulls (? on accident or on purpose, I can not tell) the equivalent of leaving the jacket in the car post-date to get date to call for the second date. Also, the author has a gift for like...writing angst...without writing angst? Like the whole fic is like brimming with everything that the characters arenā€™t saying but the thoughts arenā€™t necessarily written out BUT YOU KNOW THOSE DUMBFUCKS ARE JUST LIKE. BRIMMING WITH FEELS?Ā 
The People of Liyue by queer_occurrences
But Zhongli whispers, his low voice rooted in the back of Childeā€™s mind. ā€œChangsun, the merchant, who is never too Mora-enthralled to turn away a needy child. Thereā€™s Tiantianā€”she will allow anyone to join the Adventurerā€™s Guildā€”she knows what it is to be desperate.ā€
Childe ducks away from them and hurries out over the bridge. Itā€™s a warm, sunny day, the kind he would have complained about, whining about his delicate Snezhnayan skin. ā€œItā€™ll burn, or worse, freckle. Would you still like me if I was freckled?ā€
Then Zhongli would say, ā€œThe people of Liyue will remember your sacrifice.ā€ And he would wrinkle his nose.
Or: after it all goes down, Childe takes a walk.
Ships: Zhongli/Childe
Notes: The author has a way with perfectly balancing angst with humor in a way that makes you cackle. Thereā€™s a lot of feels in this one. Zhongli tries communicating--Childe runs away a lot. Thereā€™s a lot of love for Liyue in this one.
cold blooded, warm blooded, hearts all the same by reptilianraven
Teyvat Petting Zoo @tyvtpettingzoo
Well would you look at that! Zhongli, our resident spinytail iguana, has gotten quite cozy with Childe, our new (and very feisty) ginger ferret! Arenā€™t they adorable all cuddled together like this? šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜
[Attached image shows a brown spinytail iguana curled up against a ginger ferret. The iguanaā€™s head is nuzzled under the snout of the ferret.]
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At the Teyvat Petting Zoo, Zhongli and Childe fall in love.
Ships: Zhongli/Childe
Notes: ...I promise Iā€™m not weird. This is just super cute. Cross-species love affair? Childe the ferret is very besotted. The internet is confused and the zoo keepers are just done.
a geo archon's guide to the modern era by Erina
ā€œMorax,ā€ Xiao says after Zhongli finishes his retelling of the incident. ā€œHe thinks youā€™re a weirdo.ā€
ā€œNo, donā€™t say that,ā€ Barbatos snickers. ā€œYouā€™ll give him hope that this is salvageable.ā€ He lowers his voice. ā€œMorax, he thinks youā€™re a boomer.ā€
(In which Zhongli hibernates for centuries and wakes up in the modern world)
Ships: Zhongli/Childe
Notes: This took me, I shit you not, FIVE SEPARATE ATTEMPTS to read. Not because it was bad but BECAUSE THE SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT WAS REAL. Like, omg, just reading about Zhongliā€™s introduction to modernity made me want to dig a hole and die. Super funny though. Do not read in public or you will look like a lunatic. Has a...parallel (?) fic in the same series calledĀ  buy two get one archon freeĀ where Zhongli gets reversed isekaiā€™d into an anime convention.
time flies like an arrow by Erina
Heā€™s tired, tired of the unbreakable loop of watching his loved ones pass on, tired of getting attached only for the connection to be violently ripped away from him. He wonders if the real victors during the Archon War were those who perished, who died long before their godhood turned into a curse that chained them to the land that they were fighting for.
But that is not a problem for Childe to worry about. That is Zhongliā€™s burden to bear, delivered to him in a pretty package years ago in the form of a gnosis.
His very first contract.
(Zhongli and Childe, across many lifetimes)
Ships: Zhongli/Childe
Notes: This is a quiet fic. Itā€™s this kind of slice-of-life fic colored by this overpowering sense of love and loss as Zhongli remains immortal and Childe dies and lives and dies and lives for hundreds of lifetimes, but always finds his way back to his geo archon. Itā€™s so lovely but also unbearably sad.
Tartagliaā€™s Favorite Professor by GreyLiliy
The famed hitman Tartaglia of the Fatui Syndicate spends his days as the charming college student Childe. The two lives remain as separate as possible in order to maintain a flawless cover to keep the authorities off his back and to better serve the Tsaritsa.
However, new intel about a rival syndicate intersects his two lives in a way he could never have predicted.
Ships: Zhongli/Childe
Notes: Mafia AU meet College AU. Childe is somehow both a horny AF college student and murderous hitman. Zhongli gives off major DILF vibes. GreyLily somehow makes this work while also avoiding cringe. Highly recommended!
like a handprint on my heart by fallingintodivinity
ā€œStrictly off-the-record,ā€ Jean says, with a small smile, ā€œIā€™m really happy to see you and Captain Kaeya getting along again, Master Diluc.ā€
ā€œWeā€™re not ā€“ weā€™re not getting along,ā€ Diluc tells her, indignant. ā€œWeā€™re working together. Unwillingly, I might add.ā€
ā€œYes ā€“ oh, yes, of course.ā€
Diluc stares at Jean suspiciously. ā€œAre you laughing at me?ā€
Jean clears her throat primly. ā€œI would never.ā€
Ships: Diluc/Kaeya
Notes: Super, super cute! Sort of reads like a first date fic except genshin impact style? Writing style is very refreshing!
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mudpool-art Ā· 2 years
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You've probably been asked every single question by now lmao but āœØšŸŒ² for all your CotM characters >:3
well i am always happy to write about my ocs beloveds <3
āœØšŸŒ²Sunstorm ā€“Ā My first thought when I applied to CotM was "literally every Clan is going to skew young bc that's how cat rps work I should make an old cat to balance it out" and that's where Sunstorm came in <3 They're a repurposed OC! I applied to a different RP a long while ago with them and didn't get in with that application, so I decided I'd bring them to the Mire and change things around a little bit. I expected them to have a different role in their Clan than they ended up having, but I'm really happy with where things went! They're opinionated and self-righteous and perhaps too strict but they have TideClan's best interests at heart always. Answered the ships question for them here!
āœØšŸŒ²Rowanstripe ā€“Ā Good sad dad!! I knew I wanted to bring him in as soon as I knew we were allowed to have monarchs with kits, and I'm very glad I did! He's also a ported OC from a VERY old RP, and he's definitely had a much bumpier ride in the Mire than he ever did there, but it's kind of more fun that way! Even if I feel a little bad with everything he's had to go through here so far <3 As for ships, my man could have so many options if he'd get his head out of his ass and realize allowing himself to be happy isn't evil of him asghjd he's working on it! We are very very slowly laying the groundwork for a sweet little polycule including Rowanstripe, Makosplash, and Indigostreak that's been very fun and good so far, even though we're not very far along with that just yet.
āœØšŸŒ²Beetlepaw ā€“Ā First impression was "HORSE BENGAL WITH A FUNNY LITTLE CLOAK" and I was so tempted even tho I had told myself no more characters for a while that I messaged Anon straight away to see if I could adopt them lmao. Very glad I did! I very much set them up to turn out kind of however the narrative shaped them, and man is it sure shaping them. Totally different direction she's going in now than what I thought would be happening when I first brought her in! She's adrift and who knows how things are gonna turn out now. Certainly not me! There is only one answer to the ship question and that is BeetleSweet. Weird girl besties. Peas in a pod. Though I would be interested to see what kind of bonds she can make with other cats her age outside of her Clan, even if not necessarily in a shipping sense.
āœØšŸŒ²Hopfeather ā€“ First impression was "hey I know her" when Mix posted her and her other sibling as adopts GHJDS related to another old face from previous RPs! I was really happy to snatch her and put someone a little more mild on my roster of fairly strong personalities, plus I really enjoy her dichotomy of being shy but also very analytical and thoughtful. For ships,,, MAN ok. Girl is susceptible to pretty faces, tallness, and people who are nice to her for more like 10 minutes. Cats like Sharkbite, Gossamerdawn, maybe Finchstorm out of Clan, they would all be viable crushes. I also think it would be really fucking funny if she and Drizzlepurr ever became a thing but I think realistically she is too smart to touch that hot mess.
āœØšŸŒ²Enchantment ā€“ I can't give first impressions bc Spoilers but asgdjh fun times. For ships! They are a shameless flirt and they have no concept of anyone disliking them ever for any reason even a little bit so they have got all the confidence in the world in laying it on thick with the flirtations. I think their dynamic with certain other members of FOTB that the rest of y'all haven't seen yet is really fun and spicy for ships, but for Clan cats, I must say I'm interested in their possible dynamic with cats like Shoalshine, Manateesight, Tegutrot, and the like. They say a little yoohoo~ to you all <3
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gilded-green Ā· 3 years
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Eeeeeeee!!! Congrats on ten years!! I am having FEELINGS about this! All of your OCs are my favourites and I am so grateful for Stingraeā€™s support. I would commit CRIMES for a rewrite of GG, but mostly I want to know whether you have any favourite things you want to share? <3 <3 <3
Thank you Polly!!!! <3<3<3
We all owe Stingrae so much I stg.
I would also probably commit crimes for a rewrite of GG but frankly thatā€™d still involve me having to WRITE it so idk if itā€™d help. XD
Oh jeez MY favorite things??? Uhhhh okay letā€™s see...
The fact that I am STILL loving this story and very devoted to it even after years, many of which were just radio silence. I knew that I was the slow and steady type, but itā€™s nice to have confirmation. XD
The fact that when I started writing this fic I was younger than Lu Ten is at the beginning, and now I am older than heā€™ll be at the end. Jk thatā€™s not a favorite thing itā€™s just a pathetically hilarious thing forgive me lol. XD
I think I was one of the first people to say ā€œactually Lu Ten would kind of be an imperialist jerkā€ long before I knew the term ā€œimperialistā€
ALL THE HISTORY AND CULTURAL THINGS Iā€™VE LEARNED FROM RESEARCHING FOR MY FICS. I learned a lot of history as a kid but good curriculums on Chinese history just didnā€™t EXIST back then, or at least didnā€™t exist in the homeschooling catalogs my mother was able to access, so itā€™s really nice to have a hobby that also helps me learn stuff.
Huang and Wu Sheng. I love them so much and Iā€™m very proud of them and how they always catch new readersā€™ attention because they are NOT what youā€™d expect of Dai Li agents. I canā€™t wait to expand upon them and their backstories in upcoming fics.
Shirong, and how people canā€™t decide if they love him or hate him or relate to him or all of them at once. XD
The fact that, ten years later, people have FINALLY STOPPED ASKING ME if I took Shirong from a certain other fic, because the idea of different writers looking at the same baby name lists is a foreign concept :P
Literally everything about the Preservation Branch, Iā€™m so proud of my dumb museum guards
The fact that itā€™s been so long since I first wrote GG and Iā€™ve written so much other stuff since then that a lot of things people REALLY wanted elaboration on back in the day (Enlai, Huang and Wu Sheng) have kinda fallen to the wayside. I get a lot more questions about Nanyue and the Dai family now. The passage of time sure is funny!
Just the fact that I was actually able to write Gilded Green at all. Like. Itā€™s hard to explain. But I had to grow into my writing. Or my writing style, or approach to writing...idk what to call it. But this thing I do? With the worldubilding? And the OCs? And just the careful web of....stuff? I always wanted to do that, even as a kid, I grew up on massive stories like Star Wars and Lord of the Rings with crazy worldbuilding backgrounds and deep meanings and elaborate politics and I could not figure out how to tell stories like that myself. I remember being 12 years old staring at a bunch of concepts for an original fantasy idea I had and realizing that I had no idea how to make them work because I was too young to understand how the world worked. I remember deciding to shelve that whole story because I realized I didnā€™t even know what I didnā€™t know. Tolkien and Star Wars didnā€™t really explain how the worldbuilding happened, it was just THERE and I couldnā€™t figure out how to make it appear for myself, it wasnā€™t exactly easy for a child to figure out. Sometimes I envy kids these days whoā€™re growing up with, like, Elena of Avalor, that show lays out some FANTASTIC political responsibility concepts in ways kids can understand, I couldā€™ve used that as a kid. I was also crap at understanding how people actually interact with each other and just....had all these issues with figuring out how to make a story work, not at the writing level, but on a my-understanding-of-the-universe level, which was kinda humbling and also kinda scary. And some of that was youth, and some of that was undiagnosed ADD making it so that I just didnā€™t Get Things, but either way when I tentatively started writing GG and realized that wait, I think itā€™s making sense, and the characters are interacting and itā€™s not weird, and I think Iā€™m GETTING it, omg, AM I GETTING IT??? That was a great feeling, even if it did feel like I was balancing on a tightrope.
ALSO the way in which you can KINDA track me slowly going from raised-in-a-conservative-Christian-environment to WELP-Iā€™m-queer-and-pretty-progressive-now over the course of my writing, tho that may be hard to see if you donā€™t know what youā€™re looking at. I can see it tho, lol. I was fortunate in that my upbringing was just kinda incidental because my mother was too tired to consider any other approach to life, and as time went on my family all actually grew into very different, much better people. I was kind of the trailblazer in that regard tho (not fun) and frankly it was fanfiction that helped me get over my queerphobia and internalized misogyny, and it was the racebending protests that cropped up around The Movie That Shall Not Be Named that made me start to realize how racism actually worked and what cultural misappropriation was. If you squint you MIGHT be able to make out where in my stories I started getting excited over my newfound beliefs and started frantically shaking more sexualities over my characters like ā€œI have GOT to de-heteronormative-ize thisā€ XD But yeah this fic has been a big part of my life and you can see me changing as a person if you know where to look.
MY OCs. The fact that my OCs win people over so well! I had a very volatile relationship with OCs in my youth - self-inserts were A Thing Of The Devil in fandom back then and were to be mocked. I was, Iā€™m semi-sorry to say, part of that crowd - never flamed anyone directly, because I was raised to Not Be Mean, but I joined in on the mocking on private message boards. These days I look back on my youthful indiscretions with eye-rolling fondness, because I can now see how much internalized misogyny I was dealing with and Iā€™m very much over the whole idea of Mary-Sues. But the community I was with did actually have a lot of GOOD writing advice as well, and it was a fun group of people, so I canā€™t fully regret my time there. When fandom drift eventually caused me to float away, I took those lessons on what made an OC annoying and useless with me, and when I started writing OCs of my own, I made sure to go in the opposite direction. It really seems to have paid off!
The fact that Iā€™ve managed to collect a small but loyal following and see the same names popping up after I post something. I donā€™t think I could handle being a BNF, but knowing that Iā€™ve got a dozen people who consistently read and enjoy my stuff? Thatā€™s so cool. <3
Thereā€™s a LOT of other stuff, really, but off the top of my head...here you go! <3
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deliasbabe Ā· 4 years
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3,6,7,11,12,13,15,16,19,21,22, and 40 for the thing about timing plz
Disclaimer: My deepest apologies I am answering these very stoned.
3) Do you prefer writing OCā€™s or reader inserts? Explain your answer.
OCā€™s all the way because im a slut for character building. Reader inserts are fun and I do enjoy them, but I really love having complete creative control over a character down to their name and favorite color.
6) If you had to delete one of your stories and never speak of it again, which would it be and why?
I donā€™t have a full story that I want to delete, but I do really want to redo the beginning of TTAT. It was my first fic and I had zero clue what I was doing and I literally cant even stand to read it now. It is cool to see how far Iā€™ve come tho.
7) When is your preferred time to write?
the dead of night. Iā€™m all about posting stories at 4am because I have zero self control, its kind of my brand.
11) Have you ever amended a story due to criticisms youā€™ve received after posting it?
Yes, when I first started writing I put two characters dialogs in the same paragraph and it was a NIGHTMARE to read. Someone pointed it out and I changed it for the next chapter.
12) Who is your favourite character to write for? Why?
Cordelia. Sheā€™s the one character where I never worry about deviating too much from canon because we had such a range to work with from S3 and S8. Venable has also grown on me, although I was scared shitless to write for her because she was so one dimensional in the show (aka they didnt give her enough screentime).
13) Who is your least favourite character to write for? Why?
Bette and Dot. I didnt really like them to begin with and I havent seen all of freak show, so I dont write for them if i can help it. Lana is also a hard one for me to write because I dont think I can do her justice.
15) If you write OCā€™s, how do you decide on their names?
For Elliott, I really wanted a name that was more masculine yet would still be something Cordelia would pick, since she had a connection to the name choice. I almost called her Carter, but Elliott seemed more delicate and more Cordelia, and the nicknames were endless.
For Lily, I knew I wanted her to go by a nickname, and I really wanted her full name to kind of replicate her duality (Lily is soft but Lillian is a tough cookie)? I had two coworkers named Lily and Lillian, and they were total opposites, so I had kind of a lightbulb moment that happened to tie in with the flower theme of the story.Ā 
If you canā€™t tell, me picking a name takes forever and I put way too much thought into it.
16) How did you come up with the idea for The Thing About Timing?
So Iā€™ve had the idea since I first saw s3 in 2014. I just really wanted more than one season of it and I was real fucking mad Cordelia never got her damn kid. I sat on it for a while and slowly realized I had a whole concept by the time S8 began airing, so I said fuck it we writing today.
19) Are there any stories that youā€™ve written that youā€™d really love to do a sequel to?
Well, I already have 22 chapters worth of outlines for the sequel to TTAT even tho the first book has no end in sight. I have some outlines for sequels to my venable kid fic, but idk if Iā€™ll actually continue it and make it into a full story.
21) Tell me about another writer(s) who you admire? What is it about them that you admire?
In no particular order:
@shineestark- BILLIE. AND. AUDREY.Ā  A masterpiece, truly.Ā  I love everything they write.
@grilledcheeseandguavajelly- Has zero flaws. Their writing is perfect and incredible and I wish I could write like that. Also, Lilac Venable.
@duchessfics- Love that they put so much thought into the plot of a story, even if itā€™sĀ ā€œjust smutā€. Billie is so on point it hurts.
@lourdsbitch- Doubt is a masterpiece and you canā€™t change my mind. Also smut is 10/10.
Thereā€™s so many more that im forgetting but I love so many writers on here Iā€™m the biggest fangirl.
22) Do you have a story that you look back on and cringe when you reread it?
Like the first 10 chapters of TTAT. Terrible, I canā€™t believe I had the confidence to put that shit out in public.
40) Do people know you write fanfiction?
My immediate family, my bf and friends know, but Iā€™ve never let them read it, and I donā€™t really talk about it with them. Iā€™m weird about my writing and I hate when people I know read it. Cringe city.
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smokeybrandreviews Ā· 4 years
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Look, I really, really, love Star Wars. I know it seems like i donā€™t considering all of the hate pieces Iā€™ve written about the current state of the mythos, but I actually really enjoy a great deal about the canon. Iā€™ve been a fan since I was a wee lilā€™ Smokey, watching A New Hope on the tele all those years ago. I was watching a few clips of Rebels, which ainā€™t that good, and found myself almost in tears over the Vader/Ahsoka battle and it got me thinking: What are my favorite things in Star Wars? So i wanted to kind of captured those aspects here, for posterity. I wanted to have a place where I could just, you know, remind myself of what exactly made me fall in love with this franchise.
Darth Vader - Vader is what sparked my love for this entire franchise. That stark contrast between his jet black armor and the stark white of the rebel ship stayed with me for years. And that booming, authoritative voice of James Earl Jones? My goodness! Over the years, certain writers have nerfed him, others have embellished him, but Vader has endured. Even now, as Disney tries to completely erase his legacy, Vader is still one of the mst popular characters in the entire franchise. Even if the Mouse House usurps his pwn goddamn tale and gives it to their Mary Sue, Vader still endures. He is my absolute favorite aspect of this entire franchise and a ton of my other favorites are Vader adjacent.
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Ahsoka Tano - Ahsoka is my second favorite character in the entire goddamn franchise and i never expected that to happen because I was one of those cats screaming about Anakin getting a Padawan. Color me surprised when she was just like her master but better. Ahsoka is basically the POV character to the absolutely brilliant Clone Wars, another one of my favorite things about the Star War, and she earns that distinction with the most growth, characterization, and pathos. I loved witnessing her journey over those six, now seven, seasons. Sheā€™s an amazing character and Disney is bullsh*t for neglecting her in favor of their own OC sh*tstorms.
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Chelli Aphra - Doctor Aphra is one of the few Disney Star Wars characters that I actually really enjoy. She was introduced in that first Darth Vader comic run and immediately proved her worth. Obviously, the Vader comics are also on this list but it was Doc Aphra that really sold me on that first run. Her own solo adventure was pretty legit, too. Itā€™s weird that we havenā€™t seen her in anything outside of the funnies though. I mean, sheā€™s mad compelling, brilliant, resourceful, and funny as sh*t. That said, I heard rumors that Disney might be looking to cash in on certain characters after that L they took with Rise, Aphra being one of those cashgrabs so weā€™ll see...
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Knights of the Old Republic - So, full disclaimer, Iā€™m not super on board with Shadows of the Empire. I didnā€™t care for the independent tales outside of the Skywalker saga when i was a youth. That said, KOTOR killed for me. That was the first time i realized there were entire stories in this world that had nothing to do with Luke, Annie, Leia, or Han and they could be straight up excellent. That first KOTOR was damn near perfect and the second, while not as good as the first, was still one of the better RPG narratives Iā€™ve experience. Hell, even the spin-off MMO, The Old Republic, is pretty dope and all of it started with that very first tale about Revan and his conflicted ass second life. Malak is whack, tho.
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Mara Jade - Before Ahsoka, i was wildly infatuated with Mara Jade. I kind of still am and hate the fact that she was one of Disneyā€™s biggest casualties because, holy sh*t! Ma Jade was stupid boss! The development of her character throughout her various Legends appearances was outstanding. Some of the best character writing in the lore. I was irate when they just erased her from the history. Like, how could you? Mara Jade was one of the most marketable aspect about the entire goddamn franchise and you just dump her? In favor of what? Erasing everything about the Skywalkers? Are you f*cking serious??
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The Mandalorian - I actually wrote and entire thing about Mando. Suffice it to say, this is the best thing Disney has created under the Star Wars banner by the widest of margins.
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Kylo Ren - Look, Vader wank, man. I really liked Kylo Ren. I thought his passion and petulance was a legit contrast to Vaderā€™s cold pragmatism. I thought his design was dope and the potential he shows in Awakens had me looking forward to what came next. Now, what came next was the assassination of the entire Skywalker saga, but Kylo was dope in it. I cannot say the same about Rise. Still, two out of three ainā€™t bad. Itā€™s the best numbers anyone in the series has gotten. Seriously, Kylo is the bet thing about the Disney trilogy, outside of the score.
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Asajj Ventress - Bro, Ventrus probably has the most complete arc after Ahsoka in the entirety of Clone wars. Even her growth, post show in Legends material, is some of the best in the expanded universe. I adore this character, man! Watching her develop from devout Sith follower, to a disillusioned shell of herself mirroring Ahsokaā€™s own story, to a redeemed Jedi with substantial power, to her final heroic sacrifice was an absolutely wonderful journey. Her arc reminds me a lot of what the MCU did with Black Widow only, in reverse; We got to see all the sordid sh*t was into and had to read about what came after instead of the other way around. Even so, Asajj became a legit powerhouse in the franchise and i have to than Clone Wars for that.
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Maul - I didnā€™t like Darth Maul at first. His appearance in Menace left me wanting. Cats were hung up on his double lightsaber and fancy fighting style or whatever but, to me, he was one dimensional and expendable. Apparently to Lucas, too, because the motherf*cker got cut in half. That said, fans loved him an, somehow, he found life after bisection becoming one of the dopest characters in the entire lore. Clone Wars, literally the best thing in the entire Star Wars lore, gave this cat a character and developed him into a real force. Rebels turned him into a goddamn legend. I sit here, today, confessing how wrong I was about Darth Maul and we have Dave Filoniā€™s excellence in storytelling for that. F*ck was Clone Wars good, man! Also, he has some dope ass concept art.
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Clone Wars - F*ck it, itā€™s going on the goddamn list! Clone Wars is everything a long form Star Wars story should be. Itā€™s rich with world building, fantastic characters, dope as story lines, excellent set pieces, massive stakes, legitimate pathos, palpable emotion; Bro, this thing made me fall in love with the franchise all over again and I was already in a committed, long term relationship with my Galaxy far, far, away.
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Look, i still love Star Wars, Ā just donā€™t care for what Disney is doing with my franchise. There is a lot of great stuff in the preceding forty years and itā€™s a shame to just ignore all of that because itā€™s not ā€œcanonā€ anymore. Admittedly, there are a few things that Disney knocked out of the park but most of what theyā€™ve done is the worst. Still, Star Wars will endure. Thereā€™s too much love for the franchise to be killed off but corporate nonsense, especially considering the sheer girth of accessible material.
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smokeybrand Ā· 4 years
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The Sacred Texts
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Look, I really, really, love Star Wars. I know it seems like I donā€™t considering all of the hate pieces Iā€™ve written about the current state of the mythos, but I actually really enjoy a great deal about the canon. Iā€™ve been a fan since I was a wee lilā€™ Smokey, watching A New Hope on the tele all those years ago. I was watching a few clips of Rebels, which ainā€™t that good, and found myself almost in tears over the Vader/Ahsoka battle and it got me thinking: What are my favorite things in Star Wars? So i wanted to kind of captured those aspects here, for posterity. I wanted to have a place where I could just, you know, remind myself of what exactly made me fall in love with this franchise.
Darth Vader - Vader is what sparked my love for this entire franchise. That stark contrast between his jet black armor and the stark white of the rebel ship stayed with me for years. And that booming, authoritative voice of James Earl Jones? My goodness! Over the years, certain writers have nerfed him, others have embellished him, but Vader has endured. Even now, as Disney tries to completely erase his legacy, Vader is still one of the mst popular characters in the entire franchise. Even if the Mouse House usurps his pwn goddamn tale and gives it to their Mary Sue, Vader still endures. He is my absolute favorite aspect of this entire franchise and a ton of my other favorites are Vader adjacent.
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Ahsoka Tano - Ahsoka is my second favorite character in the entire goddamn franchise and I never expected that to happen because I was one of those cats screaming about Anakin getting a Padawan. Color me surprised when she was just like her master but better. Ahsoka is basically the POV character to the absolutely brilliant Clone Wars, another one of my favorite things about the Star War, and she earns that distinction with the most growth, characterization, and pathos. I loved witnessing her journey over those six, now seven, seasons. Sheā€™s an amazing character and Disney is bullsh*t for neglecting her in favor of their own OC sh*tstorms.
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Chelli Aphra - Doctor Aphra is one of the few Disney Star Wars characters that I actually really enjoy. She was introduced in that first Darth Vader comic run and immediately proved her worth. Obviously, the Vader comics are also on this list but it was Doc Aphra that really sold me on that first run. Her own solo adventure was pretty legit, too. Itā€™s weird that we havenā€™t seen her in anything outside of the funnies though. I mean, sheā€™s mad compelling, brilliant, resourceful, and funny as sh*t. That said, I heard rumors that Disney might be looking to cash in on certain characters after that L they took with Rise, Aphra being one of those cashgrabs so weā€™ll see...
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Knights of the Old Republic - So, full disclaimer, Iā€™m not super on board with Shadows of the Empire. I didnā€™t care for the independent tales outside of the Skywalker saga when i was a youth. That said, KOTOR killed for me. That was the first time i realized there were entire stories in this world that had nothing to do with Luke, Annie, Leia, or Han and they could be straight up excellent. That first KOTOR was damn near perfect and the second, while not as good as the first, was still one of the better RPG narratives Iā€™ve experience. Hell, even the spin-off MMO, The Old Republic, is pretty dope and all of it started with that very first tale about Revan and his conflicted ass second life. Malak is whack, tho.
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Mara Jade - Before Ahsoka, I was wildly infatuated with Mara Jade. I kind of still am and hate the fact that she was one of Disneyā€™s biggest casualties because, holy sh*t! Ma Jade was stupid boss! The development of her character throughout her various Legends appearances was outstanding. Some of the best character writing in the lore. I was irate when they just erased her from the history. Like, how could you? Mara Jade was one of the most marketable aspect about the entire goddamn franchise and you just dump her? In favor of what? Erasing everything about the Skywalkers? Are you f*cking serious??
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The Mandalorian - I actually wrote and entire thing about Mando. Suffice it to say, this is the best thing Disney has created under the Star Wars banner by the widest of margins.
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Kylo Ren - Look, Vader wank, man. I really liked Kylo Ren. I thought his passion and petulance was a legit contrast to Vaderā€™s cold pragmatism. I thought his design was dope and the potential he shows in Awakens had me looking forward to what came next. Now, what came next was the assassination of the entire Skywalker saga, but Kylo was dope in it. I cannot say the same about Rise. Still, two out of three ainā€™t bad. Itā€™s the best numbers anyone in the series has gotten. Seriously, Kylo is the bet thing about the Disney trilogy, outside of the score.
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Asajj Ventress - Bro, Ventrus probably has the most complete arc after Ahsoka in the entirety of Clone wars. Even her growth, post show in Legends material, is some of the best in the expanded universe. I adore this character, man! Watching her develop from devout Sith follower, to a disillusioned shell of herself mirroring Ahsokaā€™s own story, to a redeemed Jedi with substantial power, to her final heroic sacrifice was an absolutely wonderful journey. Her arc reminds me a lot of what the MCU did with Black Widow only, in reverse; We got to see all the sordid sh*t was into and had to read about what came after instead of the other way around. Even so, Asajj became a legit powerhouse in the franchise and i have to than Clone Wars for that.
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Maul - I didnā€™t like Darth Maul at first. His appearance in Menace left me wanting. Cats were hung up on his double lightsaber and fancy fighting style or whatever but, to me, he was one dimensional and expendable. Apparently to Lucas, too, because the motherf*cker got cut in half. That said, fans loved him an, somehow, he found life after bisection becoming one of the dopest characters in the entire lore. Clone Wars, literally the best thing in the entire Star Wars lore, gave this cat a character and developed him into a real force. Rebels turned him into a goddamn legend. I sit here, today, confessing how wrong I was about Darth Maul and we have Dave Filoniā€™s excellence in storytelling for that. F*ck was Clone Wars good, man! Also, he has some dope ass concept art.
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Clone Wars - F*ck it, itā€™s going on the goddamn list! Clone Wars is everything a long form Star Wars story should be. Itā€™s rich with world building, fantastic characters, dope as story lines, excellent set pieces, massive stakes, legitimate pathos, palpable emotion; Bro, this thing made me fall in love with the franchise all over again and I was already in a committed, long term relationship with my Galaxy far, far, away.
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Look, I still love Star Wars,Ā  just donā€™t care for what Disney is doing with my franchise. There is a lot of great stuff in the preceding forty years and itā€™s a shame to just ignore all of that because itā€™s not ā€œcanonā€ anymore. Admittedly, there are a few things that Disney knocked out of the park but most of what theyā€™ve done is the worst. Still, Star Wars will endure. Thereā€™s too much love for the franchise to be killed off but corporate nonsense, especially considering the sheer girth of accessible material.
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tarmairons Ā· 5 years
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re: that last hp ask i got
i know i said i wouldnā€™t be cross-posting my bellamort/dark au/riddle fam headcanons from twitter but iā€™ve decided to post a lengthy updated masterpost here after all so ENJOY bon apetitĀ 
1. see the thing is that 90% of my hcs canā€™t be described with words bc theyā€™re just.. feelings.. aesthetics.. vibes.. vague scenarios that make me feel some sort of wayā€¦ the dark au has a certain Feel and i just stick a bunch of domestic concepts in there and shake it all up and thatā€™s it shshsh
2. disclaimer: im like 75% sure my self indulgent ramblings wonā€™t make sense so sorry about that
3. i was fully serious that one time i said on twitter that voldemortā€™s no.1 priority after taking over the wizarding world was doing sth about his snace (snake face) so yeah. first things first heā€™s not as fugly in the dark au. as mentioned previously he just looks like mr. ralph and probably wears ornate haute couture power suits
4. the public doesnā€™t actually know who the augurey is for YEARSā€¦ they know whoever it is is voldemortā€™s second in command and sure thereā€™s rumors that he has an heir but nobody knows itā€™s delphi. this way she doesnā€™t have to be reclusive and hide away, she just lives her life, studies and trains, masters the art of dark magic, hangs around town etc, and no one suspects anything bc who would think this tiny super friendly innocent looking girl is the dark lordā€™s kid ā€” her identity isnā€™t revealed until sheā€™s deemed Ready to publicly take up her position. and when she is revealed itā€™s a Big Moment bc sheā€™s a drama queen and lives for attention
5. delphi is taller than bellatrix
6. speaking of bellatrix. sheā€™s presumed dead after the battle of hogwarts which turns out to be a cool bonus for the dark side. any leftover resistance? sheā€™ll take care of that and theyā€™ll never see her coming. tbh this seems a lot cooler in my head bc movie bellatrix would not be stealthy enough to stay hidden for years she would probs trip over something and accidentally commit arson within a few days. but yeah sneaky assassin sounds sexy. plus to be super honest i imagine bella is a teensy bit more collected than in the films... no shade at helena yā€™all know i would die for her but there are in fact things i would change about her bella. so yeah for a while the only people who know sheā€™s alive aside from her immediate family are probs rod and the malfoys
7. hm so. the malfoysā€¦. much to think about. narcissa did lie to voldemortā€™s face during the battle so logically he should have killed her the moment he realized she knew harry was alive all along. but this is a soft dark au so letā€™s pretend bellatrix was like hey dude donā€™t kill my sister maybe and voldemort was like k. i mean no harm done, harry potter is properly dead in this universe after all
8. but seriously tho. the only reason voldemort didnā€™t yeet narcissa into a wall was for bellaā€™s sake. heā€™s nice like that, he probably promised her at one point that he wouldnā€™t violently murder her family. peak romance
9. delphi is surprisingly close with both her parents although with voldemort itā€™s more of a mentor-student relationship than a parent-child one bc heā€™s Like That. growing up it was always bella who insisted they treat delphi more like a child and less like a weapon and voldemort wasnā€™t always happy about that bc heā€™s emotionally constipated and also never had a childhood. also heā€™s, like, evil. so yes, reminding voldemort that delphi was her daughter too sometimes got bella in trouble bc we all know of voldemortā€™s superiority issues. but no bella didnā€™t stop insisting that delphi deserved an actual childhood and in the end they compromised like functional adults and delphi turned out pretty well for someone raised by 2 of the most terrifying people alive
10. but yeah thatā€™s not to say voldemort and kid delphi never had soft moments. they did. he even picked her up every once in a while. everyone was surprised, bella most of all. she probably cried in the bathroom later bc the softness overwhelmed her. iā€™m not sure if i mean that in a sarcastic shitpost kind of way or if she was really moved to tears. yā€™all decide for yourselves
11. delphi looks very very much like bella but she has tom riddley eyes.. so dark theyā€™re nearly black. and soulless. maybe they even flash red when sheā€™s enraged. and she has very aristocratic very controlled tom riddley mannerisms. itā€™s not until you piss her off and she goes off the rails that the bella side of her personality kicks in
12. delphi gets along really well with the malfoys (except lucius. she thinks heā€™s pathetic and likes to tease him. in a friendly way but itā€™s still harsh. she gets that from her mom) esp scorp. scorp thinks this makes him cool at school bc he gets to fist bump the augurey and not get murdered for it
13. speaking of hogwarts. umbridge is scared shitless of delphi and itā€™s always a school-wide spectacle when the augurey drops by unexpectedly on official business and umbridge starts stuttering and quivering. scorp sometimes makes a point to approach umbridge and delphi when theyā€™re talking and act all chummy-chummy with his cousin just to make himself look powerful and Cool in front of umbridge and the other students
14. i still donā€™t know whether voldemort would call delphi ā€˜delphiniā€™ or just ā€˜delphiā€™ā€¦ i imagine heā€™s a strict stick-up-his-ass kinda father but who knows. he does call bellatrix ā€˜bellaā€™ but thatā€™s different i guess
15. but THEN AGAIN he does have a gigantic soft spot for delphi too. maybe he slips up every so often and calls her delphi. iā€™m literally making this shit up as i go along iā€™m just smashing my mf keyboard and occasionally glancing at my messy hcs notebook. I TOLD YALL i donā€™t have solid hcs i just have VIBES and AESTHETICS. the only way youā€™ll get specific hcs out of me is if you ask very specific questions
16. weirdest brotp is delphi and rodolphus. nobody knows where that came from but they get along so well and it confuses everybody
17. we been knew that bella is batshit crazy and criminally insane or whatever but against all odds she is a surprisingly good mother. sheā€™s always been soft for family (narcissa etc) so it makes sense that she would legit die for delphi. they have this super casual bantery relationship YALL GET ME bella is so proud of delphi sheā€™s literally that ā€œmy little baby off to destroy peopleā€ meme!!! honestly mother-daughter relationships are my goddamn weakness i would die for the two of them
18. delphi has a gf (underdeveloped oc time!) who, for the longest time, doesnā€™t know who she is dating bc delphi is obviously not allowed to say. she finds out the truth eventually and she is properly freaked out for a very very long time. and since all of these hcs are stupidly soft weā€™re just gonna keep making them softer: the gf is terrified of delphiā€™s parents at first (obvs) but theyā€™re both extremely fond of her (well, bella is, voldemort probs doesnā€™t care all that much about who delphi is dating so long as sheā€™s not of subpar blood status or secretly spying for the opposition ya know. as long as delphi trusts her he does too)
19. no but really voldemort trusts delphi and bella implicitly. with delphi itā€™s bc he raised her and he trusts her to be loyal bc she knows no other way, she was meant to be an extension of his power etc. but with bella itā€™s something he learns over time, to trust her judgement bc despite her many many flaws sheā€™s very perceptive and usually right
20. voldemort probably makes more horcruxes. still havenā€™t decided how this ties in with the fact that heā€™s now safely immortal again and neither delphi nor bella are. who knows maybe they all do the do and split their souls. much to think about. feel free to send ur thots and ideas my way
21. ya know im basic and always on my bellamort bs and therefore: as the years go by voldemort warms up to bella. not that he wasnā€™t already extremely fond of her before but he kicks it up a notch. i mean, heā€™s already taken over the world so itā€™s high time to start experimenting with other wilder things like Feelings. 80/90 years old isnā€™t too late to experience Love or whatever. might as well wake up one day and realize youā€™re completely and utterly in love with the woman youā€™ve spent the last 50+ years with whew. LIKE to be fair bella knows him better than anyoneĀ ā€” they understand each other, theyā€™re familiar with each otherā€™s likes, dislikes, mannerisms, nervous tics etc etc. letā€™s be real it freaked voldemort out at first, being vulnerable to any degree (not that he let it show) but it just became so easy to tell her things that it became a natural thing to do. and obvs he trusts her to keep everything between them and never judge him for anything so thatā€™s sweet
22. yā€™all keep asking me for domestic hcs but what can i possibly say?? imagine literally any domestic scenario ever and just think bellamort and iā€™ve probably imagined that same scenario before. except its sexier bc the world is dark and evil and they live in a dark gloomy super fancy manor. so we have these 2 goths right but theyā€™re in love but in that casual familiar way YALL GET ME and sometimes they even drink coffee together in the mornings or like. do that thing where Person A returns from work late at night and its dark and raining and Person B is already home just chilling and they donā€™t even have to talk they just go about their nighttime routine but itā€™s soft and familiar and COMFORTABLE. i clearly dont have enough softness in my life i just. love domestic scenarios bye
23. i forgot everything else i wanted to write bc i got distracted by domesticity. im also thinking about how voldemort absolutely despises the thought of any pda but heā€™ll take bella by the wrist in public every so often when he wants to get her attention, or like. put his hand on her back. small things but oh so soft
24. hhhh okay i have a LOT to say about the power famā€™s fashion choices but itā€™s hard to explain without pictures. i have a wholeass ppt presentation but iā€™m not about to upload 20+ slides to tumblr. but i seriously was not kidding when i said voldemort wears fancy suits and yes i have references. meanwhile delphi is a fan of feathers but mostly goes with lowkey military-style outfits.. sheā€™s practical yet ostentatious. bella sticks to a conservative yet undeniably sexy selection of evil looking dresses.. i should make all of these into pinterest boards hmm
25. controversial opinion but i think delphi knows she and voldemort are half bloods. so does bella but thatā€™s a whole other story, she been knew. anyhow yeah delphi was told the truth bc it was better for her to find out from the source rather than hear rumors from the opposition and begin to distrust the foundations of voldemortā€™s whole empire and voldemort himself
26. i used to absolutely hate fics where bella would eventually call voldemort by his name but now im like FUCK THAT we donā€™t do guilty pleasures anymore we just stan ridiculous things and thatā€™s that. one day voldemort had a Thought (shocking, i know) and was like. Hm so we have a wholeass child and weā€™re basically married maybe bella shouldnā€™t have to call me My Lord for the rest of her life. BUT ONLY IN PRIVATE. THATS BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM itā€™s nobodyā€™s business. It Is Nobodyā€™s Business
27. speaking of marriage. bella and rod got divorced a few years after the battle. it was just a formality tho letā€™s be real. they remained very close friends tho!!!!!!!! i think thatā€™s an unpopular opinion among bellamort stans but i genuinely believe bella and rod were always close the way best friends or family are ya know. rod really loves bella but as long as sheā€™s happy heā€™s happy even if it means her fucking the dark lord on the reg or whatever
28. going back to #6 ā€” when the public finally finds out that bellaā€™s alive they obviously start to wonder about her and voldemort and connect the dots re: delphi etc but nobody ever gets any concrete answers bc thereā€™s never any public pda.. any sort of affection is limited to when itā€™s just the two of them. and obviously itā€™s not like voldemort gossips about his private life in tabloid interviews or whatnot.Ā ALSO the whole Bella Is Alive reveal isnā€™t nearly as dramatic as delphiā€™s big moment.. itā€™s more discreet and insidious in that way it implies that she was there hiding in plain sight all along. and if the ministry can keep sth this big a secret, what else are they hiding.. ah classic intimidation tactics of an authoritarian regime
29. i dont think this is ever stated in the CC but in terms of politics and bureaucracy i imagine voldemort has a fancy office in the ministry and spends 99% of his time there and rarely spends any time out and about. heā€™s almost never seen by anyone, rarely attends events etc. delphiā€™s the one who handles the day to day shit in the wizarding world. sheā€™s like.. the public relations manager.. between the public and voldemort
30. bella is of similar status within the ministry but thatā€™s just bc people are scared shitless of her. she doesnā€™t actually hold any political power and she most certainly does not want to, that is not her area of expertise at all
31. delphi is dangerously powerful and i think thatā€™s really sexy of her
32. re: #21 itā€™s like. as voldemort warms up to bella, she in turn chillaxes a bit with the whole blind devotion thing and becomes bolder with him like. sheā€™ll outright question his decisions or tell him what he should do, make judgement calls etc. and it becomes a regular thing.. turns into this casual companionship ya feel.. i wonā€™t say they become equals bc thatā€™s just unrealistic but he certainly stops treating her like his inferior. he recognizes her value and i daresay her authority and stops treating her like shit all the time Wow Romance Is Alive!! (this sounds like some sort of ā€œdouche fuckboi changes for his poor mistreated love interestā€ schtick but itā€™s really not that bc theyā€™re both monstrous people who do not deserve any pity so jot that down. theyā€™re horrible and they deserve each other and they eventually do make it work and i am so so happy for them)
33. it is never outright stated that voldemort canā€™t love. jkr has said that he doesnā€™t understand love and that itā€™s just symbolism!!! that heā€™s the child of a loveless union and grew up without knowing love!!! BUT THAT DOESNā€™T MEAN HE PHYSICALLY CANNOT LOVE thanks for coming 2 my ted talk. i wasnā€™t aware of this until a few months ago and i was thrilled to find out my soft hcs are not entirely ooc after all
34. THE POINT IS. THEY ARE A SEMI-FUNCTIONAL FAMILY and i just really love soft domestic scenarios so sorry jkr but the dark au is the only canon now and it belongs to me. everybody has feelings and everything is soft. iā€™d like to pitch an idea for a kuwtk style reality show but itā€™s these 3 sociopaths under one roof navigating family life and wizarding world politics
35. to finish iā€™d like to apologize for downplaying the fact that all 3 of the people i woobified in this post are psychotic murderers and tyrants etc
ā€”ā€”Ā iā€™ll be updating this if/when i remember anything i forgotĀ ANDĀ ALSO send me ur thoughts and comments and constructive criticism etc pls pls plsĀ 
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36. in this household we stan dark haired delphi. no i will not be taking any criticism regarding this particular fact
37. bella and voldemort never get married. obviously, because thatā€™s a disgustingly romantic and pointless thing to do. itā€™s sentimental and unnecessary (well, voldemort thinks so, bella might just disagree but sheā€™s not about to force his hand) BUT thatā€™s not to say theyā€™re not basically an old married couple anyway. AND as much as voldemort thinks love is weakness or whatever he knows this, that theyā€™re about as close as two people can get. SO if he just so happens to gift her a ring.. well itā€™s a purely symbolic gesture but the implication is definitely there
38. itā€™s the horcrux ring. he trusts her that much. m y Ā h e a r t
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archaickobold Ā· 4 years
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Rough descriptions of my OCs
Damien: og boi, has changed a lot since that first poorly written notebook page. Homoromantic asexual, biologically 19 chronologically around 150~ I can't do math in my head. Married to Ray. Constantly stressed, chaotic and enjoys breaking into people's houses with the express purpose of ruining their high scores on assorted video games. Obsessed with space and flying. Says he isn't the dad of the group but he is still the dad of the group. Very mischievous. Honestly there's a lot I could say about him but I might as well make a separate post about him so mOving on
Ray: original concept hasn't changed much but he's gotten a lot of depth. Bisexual and married to Damien. Age is the same as Damien, biologically and chronologically. Will work himself to exhaustion trying to help others, never puts himself first, was in denial about his issues but then Damien and Naomi repeatedly told him to get help and he finally (somewhat reluctantly) did. Loves reading, can tailor/make clothes incredibly well. Likes living in big cities.
Hazel: I'm honestly still working on her character but I still love her. The only straight character of the main group. Age biologically is 20-21, chronologically idk she was born in the mid 1920s so just under 100? Known Ray and Damien since WWII, closer to Ray. The only sensible one, definitely the mom friend. Look, she might not know what she's doing 100% of the time but she's trying. Not very suspicious, sometimes a bit too optimistic, and let's herself get pushed around by others. Also the only one with (modern) medical knowledge.
Skylar: probably my favorite to write. Has almost 0 resemblance to original which is honestly for the best. Nonbinary, uses they/them pronouns, panromantic and realizes partway through the story that they're grayace. Age biologically and chronologically 17. Pretty hotheaded and generally impulsive, will not hesitate to punch a homophobe/racist/sexist/anyone who deserves it. Loud and outgoing but also struggles with anxiety and can gentle when needed, though they're not the best at it.
Ari: was supposed to be like Skylar 2.0 but then somehow their personalities swapped so rip I can't control my own characters. Lesbian, and her age is chronologically and biologically 16. Dead inside and constantly tired. Still chaotic tho, and has canonically changed all of her English teachers lesson plans to the bee movie script and was never found out. Knows Skylar pre-story due to said English class. Also under a lot of development, I'm sorry Ari. Very stubborn. I want to say more but I'm tired and that's all I can come up with rn
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Naomi: Damien's sister, dies 8-9 months before the main story. Is responsible for Damien and Ray getting together in the first place. Idk her sexuality at all so rip, 2 years older than Damien. Strong willed, and more but this is just a mention so :p
Emmeline: can't say much bc spoilers but she and Ray were in an arranged marriage (yes they were young but their parents were jerks) but Damien and Ray were secretly dating and it was a whole thing. Still nice, doing her best. Same age as Ray, straight probably. More perceptive than she seems
Sylvie: uhhh in non universe specific terms, she's Damien's mentor? I guess? Around mid to late 20s, aromantic bisexual bc heck yeah. A badass. Just, a badass. Somewhat reluctant to teach but definitely cares for Damien. Tough and strong and knows what she's doing. Unfortunately, she doesn't work great with groups so that's fun for literally everyone else.
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TELL US ABOUT ALL THE OCS!! ilandere, kalinda, callise, enna, lerato, raske, blacklight, clamor, bonny, vmni !!!
OKAY OMG THANK YOU I LOVE YOU BUT ALSO THIS IS GONNA BE THE LONGEST POST EVER SO ITā€™S GOOOOING UNDER A CUT
like . no capslock to show how srs i am this is the longest post ever fair warning
I AM THE LEAST CONCISE PERSON IN HISTORY dear mobile users I AM SORRY, also i spent so much time writing all these itā€™s a little ridiculous?? wow
IlandereĀ [my daughter my darling baby girl] [novel character - sci fi - sisterworlds!verse]
Full Name: Ilandere CirilaGender and Sexuality: sheā€™s a gal andā€¦ errrr demisexual lesbian??? aro/ace with an exception???? she is in love with one woman and. that is kind of the end-all-be-all of her sexualityPronouns: she/herEthnicity/Species: Human, but non-earth human so itā€™s hard to say exact ethnicity? hold up i know i have a pic, and Set you (you wonderful person you) asked for a pic in another ask soā€¦Ā 
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ignore the self-deprecation, pls, sheā€™s got brown skin and freckles and long wavy hair and brightā€¦ bright teal eyesā€¦
Birthplace and Birthdate: Er. non-earth again so. 17 Eshana moon, year 305 of the imperial calendar, which means nothing to nobody, and she was born in out in the suburban sprawl near Asmara cityGuilty Pleasures: fairy tales. sheā€™s kind of aā€¦. scientific prodigy, and ā€˜frivolousā€™ pursuits are kind of frowned upon in her culture, so she keeps her interest in fairy tales and mythology on the dl for the most partPhobias: well. ilandere, you see, works primarily on the theoretical physics of portals, so she has a fairlyā€¦ deep seated, and very well informedā€¦ fear of portal fragging. like. being partway through a portal when it closes? beingā€¦. cut in pieces by a portal ceasing to be. thatā€¦. terrifiesĀ her, at the deepest level.What They Would Be Famous For: Oh well sheā€™s kind of a mathematical genius? and she kind of isĀ famous for that? sheā€™sĀ ā€˜one of the most promising scientific minds of her generationā€™What They Would Get Arrested For: um. not returning library books on time. is literally the ONLY THING i can think of.OC You Ship Them With: Kalinda :3OC Most Likely To Murder Them: holy shit. nobody in the fucking multiverse are you kidding. she is. the sweetest and kindest person. in thoseĀ ā€˜should you fightā€™ memes sheā€™s the fucking one who getsĀ ā€˜yeah you can beat her but WHY WOuLD YOU WANT TO YOU MONSTERā€™Favorite Movie/Book Genre: she doesnā€™t much watch movies or plays, she has a really hard time keeping focus on them and she tends to get distracted by ideas for her work halfway through. books tho! she is literally always reading! she loves to read math books straight up. lil nerd. she likes biographies too, and, seeeecretly, mythology & fairy tale booksLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: Nerd Girl Gets Makeover And Suddenly Has Straight Hair And Doesnā€™t Need Her Glasses And Is Pretty Now Really And Suddenly Deserves The Boy!!!!! like ew she hates that shit as both a nerd and as someone who has less than zero interest in boys.Talents and/or Powers: Did I already say math genius? p sure yeah. Also. and this is something she doesnā€™t know anything about. Something thatā€™s literally just meta knowledge that I know. She has a sort ofā€¦. aura of influence? Sheā€™s magnetic. She just attracts attention (positive orĀ negative) naturally, wherever she goes, without meaning to or really trying.Why Someone Might Love Them: She is. Bubbly and enthusiastic, she is brilliant and bright and generous and chipper and sheā€™s. my baby.Why Someone Might Hate Them: sheā€¦. can get really caught up in herself? she might forget about everything around her because of whatever sheā€™s working on just then? Sheā€™s also notā€¦ particularly humble? sheā€™s not a braggartĀ but she also doesnā€™t know how toā€¦ downplay her skills for other peopleā€™s comfort? like, her attention grabbing aura will occasionally breedā€¦ jealousy and spite? but frankly it usually doesnā€™t last past actually getting to know her.How They Change: !!!!! Iā€™ll tell you when i actually write the book!!!!!! no but really she is eventuallyĀ supposed to learn how to live in the moment, toā€¦. really see other people around her? to realize that the world around her isnā€™t some dream sheā€™ll wake up from to start having aĀ ā€˜real lifeā€™, if that makes sense? she has an all-encompassing goal for much of her story that she lets absolutely consume her, and she sort ofā€¦ learns eventuallyā€¦ that that was something of a mistake, even though she does get what she wants in the end. She missed out on her friends and family while they were right there with her.Why You Love Them: real talk tho ilandere and kalinda together were some of my first Real, Serious OCs. they wereā€¦. between the two of them, they were me exploring my sexuality. they were me becoming okay with liking ladies. and theyā€™ve both grown just. just sooooo much with me. ilandere - Ā i played her and kalinda in this big fun larp my now-bf was running, and they really helped me build my storytelling, build my acting. Ilandere was a soft, brainy kid stuck with a bunch of fighters, and she could still keep up and prove her value with her mind and her talents and her generosity of spirit, and i love her so. so so very much. Sheā€™s grown with me too- she helped me come to terms with my autism, and i realized that i had always played her- with that part of me? her odd speech patterns, her social skills that she worked so hard on but didnā€™t come easily to her, her stimming! she is just- i canā€™t emphasize enough how much she means to me, as a character, as an extension of myself.
Kalinda [novel character - fantasy- sisterworlds!verse]
Full Name: Kalinda Flint Beryl (look gemstone surnames are really common on her world itā€™s totally not weird)Gender and Sexuality: lesbian!Pronouns: she/herEthnicity/Species: non-earth human again, iā€™ve been revamping her look lately so i donā€™t actually have a faceclaim or anything yet, but i think like, in earth terms sheā€™d be southeast asian? maybe?Birthplace and Birthdate: urgh uh midsummer in the year 1105 AK (she is two years older than Ilandere, as far as that relativity nonsense goes, since theyā€™re fromā€¦ā€¦ different fucking planets), and she was born out in the countryside, in her mumā€™s cottageGuilty Pleasures: pretty muchā€¦ everything? she doesnā€™t actuallyā€¦. spend any intentional time on pleasure? sheĀ kind of deprives herself of anything that could distract her from her goals, at all. So like. enjoying a fucking sunset for two seconds would make her feel guilty and pissed off.Phobias: claustrophobia, and also certain specific types of magic? like the kind ofā€¦. ancient, deep magic that lives in the bones of the earth, that lives in the void between stars, that lives in the undercurrents of death. that kind of magic.What They Would Be Famous For: Sheā€™s a fairly skilled swordsmith, a fairly skilled mage, and a fairly skilled fighter all around, but sheā€™s none of those things enough to be reallyā€¦. famous for them?What They Would Get Arrested For: hahahaha i didnā€™t think about this when i wrote Ilandereā€™s but. straight up for stealing books. that has. actually happened.OC You Ship Them With: Ilandere!!!!! :DOC Most Likely To Murder Them: Hrm. She has a parental figure, her smithing mentor? who is pretty dang peeved offĀ at Kalinda for the. like. the way she chose to live her life? but prooooobably only enough to. yā€™know. smack her around a bit in frustrated affection? yeah.Favorite Movie/Book Genre: magicā€¦. tomesā€¦. she hasnā€™t read for fun since childhood, alasLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: she seriously Does Not CareTalents and/or Powers: Sheā€™s a spellsword, and her magic specialization is like, some weird combination of nature/flora magic andā€¦ void magic.Why Someone Might Love Them: she has a central core of tempered steel. she is strong and unwavering. and despite her insistence on prioritizing her own goals above all else, she will still stop to help others if she sees them in trouble (tho she might pretend to grumble about it).Ā Why Someone Might Hate Them: sheā€™s also kind of unapproachable, and could possible be seen asā€¦ likeā€¦. heartless? sheā€™s very very good at actingĀ like she doesnā€™t care about other people, provided they arenā€™t in immediate danger. and she just doesnā€™t have the fucking time of day for small talk or petty problems, and sheā€™s spent so much time on her own that her social skills completely suckHow They Change: she keeps that steely incorruptible core, but she slowly, painfully learns to soften her edges. to actually value the cliche and stop to smell the roses. itā€™s not easy to transition into finally having what you spent your whole life wanting, but eventuallyā€¦ she learns to take comfort as it comes.Why You Love Them: All the reasons in the same section of Ilandereā€™s set, because these two babes area package deal with me. Also, because i am a spiteful creator and i am sick to death of ā€˜tuff gurl is straight 2 break stereotypes!ā€™ and Kalinda is my short haired, sword slinging, hard-scrabble, tough-as-nails, lesbianĀ baby. Kalinda helped me learn to beā€¦ unapologetic.
Callise [rp character]
Full Name: sheā€¦ doesnā€™t have one? her actual designationĀ isĀ ā€˜Calypsoā€™, but she does not know that.Gender and Sexuality: sheā€™s bi, and she might, eventually, come to understand herself as nonbinary? but she doesnā€™t do a lot of introspection so for all intents & purposes sheā€™s a woman.Pronouns: she/herEthnicity/Species: human/living portal storm??????Birthplace and Birthdate: inā€¦ a labā€¦. at some undisclosed timeā€¦. that no one knows anymore because that dimensionā€¦.. is goneā€¦ holy shit why am i like thisGuilty Pleasures: ohhhh she does not believe in this concept at all. Callise is sort of a live-for-the-moment um. hedonist? look she suffers a LOT throughout her nonsense life so she isnā€™t gonna care about eating some fuckign cake or having some sex, ya dig?Phobias: enclosed spaces, being restrained, deserts, starving to deathWhat They Would Be Famous For: ????? beingā€¦.. fucked the fuck up???? and feral?????????What They Would Get Arrested For: literally not giving an entire shit about the laws of any fucking world sheā€™sĀ onOC You Ship Them With: a glass of warm milk & a fucking good nightā€™s sleepOC Most Likely To Murder Them: anyoneā€¦ who is easily scared by teeth gnashing and snarling i suppose?Favorite Movie/Book Genre: she doesnā€™t consume a LOT of media? and she typically canā€™t read the languages on the worlds sheā€™s stuck on? but she fucking loves popcorn action movies and shitty comedies and just stuff thatā€™s Fun she doesnā€™t have to think about at alllllllĀ Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: ā€¦. evil scientists are a genuine trigger for herTalents and/or Powers: um. sheā€™s. her physical form is irretrievably merged with a portal storm. like, a storm in spacetime that punches holes into various multiversal dimensions? she can sometimesĀ control it? in little bits? but mostly it manifests as the storm completelyā€¦ demolishing whatever world sheā€™s in at that moment? usually it takes a few years after she comes to a place, but eventually the storm willĀ ā€˜catch upā€™ to her, and the longer sheā€™s been there the worseĀ it will be, and then the storm will fuck upĀ the world andā€¦. kill her. and she will wake up on the nextĀ world. if she dies in another way, sheā€™ll wake up in the next place anyway regardless. she really, really doesnā€™t understand it, not even to the point of knowing that she is the storm. she thinks the storm is chasingĀ her.Why Someone Might Love Them: sheā€™sā€¦. uhā€¦ very honestly herself? she is 10000% in the moment and earnest about everything. she has no deception whatsoever within herself.Ā Why Someone Might Hate Them: ā€¦ she has no deception whatsoever within herself. she is indescribably blunt. she isā€¦ kind of animalistic and violent and doesnā€™t care about laws orĀ social rules and she does things, sometimes, on the smallest fucking whim, including occasionally biting people??? and punching things and people for fun??? like she loves fighting people and sometimes itā€™s sort of foreplay too??? and breaking stuff just to break stuff? soā€¦ yeahHow They Change: oh Cal changes so muchĀ over the course of her long, long, looooooong life, and not always for the better? she kind of slipsā€¦. depending on how sheā€™s treated on each world she portals to, she slips in and out of feral!Cal mode? if sheā€™s chased and hunted, if sheā€™s locked up, if sheā€™s treated with violence, sheā€™ll go wild. She, as a character, kind of reflects how sheā€™s treated at any given time?Ā Why You Love Them: sheā€™s my monster child. i mean, sheā€™s kind of a vent character? and because of her nature, i can slip her into any sort of narrative i feel like atm, which makes her a pretty fun rp character. if she dies, she dies! that particular narrative is donezo, oh well, but she gets to run off and have adventures somewhere else! itā€™s really fun
EnnaĀ [novel character - fantasy - elementals!verse]
Full Name: *rubs my horrible hands together* okay there is a reincarnationĀ component to the is character so??? the first name she was given was Endellion Devlin, her title is Phoenix, and sheā€™s had like eighteen other names including Aideen Lucero and Shea EdenGender and Sexuality: bisexual, andĀ genderfluid between usually a woman and agender or male more occasionallyPronouns:depends what gender sheā€™s feeling, so usually she/herEthnicity/Species: human/elemental, and bc of that reincarnation element her ethnicity changes from lifetime to lifetimeBirthplace and Birthdate: er. lots of different ones? again with the non-earth world. iā€™m quite predictable on that front. (i kind of hate/suck at writing plain old earth)Guilty Pleasures: hmmā€¦. wellā€¦. she feels a bitā€¦ low-key guilty aboutā€¦ how much she enjoys fighting? like the physical act of fighting, she takes lotĀ of joy in, and she feels weird about that becauseā€¦ obviouslyā€¦ fighting hurts peoplePhobias: confinement, death, drowningWhat They Would Be Famous For: leading a rebellion to overthrow a bigoted oppressive regime :3What They Would Get Arrested For: leading a rebellion to overthrow a bigoted oppressive regime :3OC You Ship Them With: Lerato, also, Sil TivanOC Most Likely To Murder Them: oh, pretty much anyone in the Creed (aforementioned bigotd oppressive regime), but mostly Raith. who kind ofā€¦ has? actually? killed her. at least three times.Favorite Movie/Book Genre: sheeeeeā€¦. doesnā€™t actually read or consume media p much ever? sheā€™s too action oriented. she doesnā€™t like stopping to watch/read things. but if she didā€¦ā€¦.. soppy romanceLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: ditto above response minus the endingTalents and/or Powers: mmm sheā€™s a fire elemental, can produce and manipulate fire/heat, and kindasorta fly with it? also, elemental powers in this world present at puberty (yes kind of like x men thanx), and enna can sense whether or not a child is going to develop into an elemental later in lifeWhy Someone Might Love Them: she is pure fucking passion sculpted into human form. sheā€™s the kind of person to dance barefoot outside in a thunderstorm, splashing in literally every puddle. plus she is just really very compassionate, protective, honest, funWhy Someone Might Hate Them: hmmmmmm because she is unapologetic about everything she does. sheā€™s a fighter and she willĀ fight you if you threaten the people she cares about, and she will not pull her punches. not at all.How They Change: during the novel iā€™m planning/writing, she starts off in an odd place emotionally, because sheā€™s beenā€¦ conditioned, sort of, to repress herself, and control herself, which is really really contrary to her nature, and she has to spend the first third of the story unlearning that training and becoming herself again, tho sheā€™s feeling very burnt out about herā€¦ purposeā€¦ at that point?Ā Then, something happens that fucks with herā€¦ worldview, and her sense of self, and she runs away,Ā which is also pretty damn against her nature, or at least against the way sheā€™s always lived her life, and then she spends some time learning how to slow down and enjoy things again, and remembering why it is that she fights in the first place, and who she fights for, and thenā€¦ that ends really poorly too. the last part of the novel is her companion slowly slowly earning her trust back, and Enna coming back into her own as a leader and a fighter and as a whole person, finally, instead of just a symbol.Why You Love Them: Enna was created not long after Ilandere & Kalinda, meaning that she came pretty early in my creative growth, and so a lot of her meta character changes are really relevant to my life? she another bi baby of mine. alsoā€¦ i really like to hope that i would be as brave as her if i was in her position. sheā€™s an ideal for me, and i aspire to be like her.
LeratoĀ [novel character - fantasy - elementals!verse]
Full Name: Lerato SorchaGender and Sexuality: bi womanPronouns: she/herEthnicity/Species: human/elementalBirthplace and Birthdate: iā€™m gonna leave this at a very very long fucking time ago in a place that burned to the groundGuilty Pleasures: look poor Lerato feels guilty about a lot of very legitimate things, but she doesnā€™t waste a lot of time berating herself for small pleasuresWhat They Would Be Famous For: Back In The Day, sheā€™d be famous for the whole revolutionary leader thing that Enna takes over from her, but nowadays she really prefers to hang out in the background, on the sidelines, offering support and advice. she is TiredWhat They Would Get Arrested For: i mean. collusion with a known resistance leader, so.OC You Ship Them With: Ennaaaaaaaaaaaaa. she really really really loves Enna, just, so fucking much. for all the good it does either of them.OC Most Likely To Murder Them: Raith holy shit, because Raith is a jealous horrible. um. monster. and yet again. has actually killed Lerato before. but only once. and alsoĀ Gideon would, because of that whole being a leader in the Creed thing.Favorite Movie/Book Genre: she likes poetry an awful lot.Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: love triangles.Talents and/or Powers: sheā€™s also an elemental, but substantially older than Enna, and her powers present a bit differently. she can teleport in a kind of hazy burst, can recover from damage byĀ ā€˜fadingā€™ out, and she can sense elementals at a distance (this sense is particularly attuned to Enna, actually, and one or two others)Why Someone Might Love Them: she is very sensitive and attentive to other peopleā€™s emotional states, and she is loyal to a fucking fault. if she thinks you are deserving, she will 100% fucking die for you. sheā€™s also likeā€¦ fierce and gentle at the same time? she makes me think of turtledoves and rainclouds and campfire smoke and i find her utterly loveableWhy Someone Might Hate Them: she never fucking says what she fucking means, and she keeps pretending that she doesnā€™t feel anything when sheā€™s fucking dying inside because she fucking thinks that being self-sacrificing will somehow! fucking! help! anything! Ā also she has been known toā€¦ string people along, because she doesnā€™t want to hurt them, so she justā€¦ sheā€™ll deliberately neglect to clarify her emotions because sheā€™s afraid to make someone else feel bad about them. itā€™s not dishonestyā€¦ but it is p much cowardice.How They Change: Lerato learns that a) sacrificing yourself is not always the best fucking option, especially not when you havenā€™t consulted the person being protected, and b) you donā€™t get what you actually wantĀ if you donā€™t say what you actually wantĀ and c) ā€¦ Ā that she deserves to be treated well, that she deserves and always did deserve better, that she didnā€™t deserve abuse and coercion, that she can be and should beĀ happy.Why You Love Them: Well, Lerato started as kind of aā€¦ if Enna was who i wanted to be, then Lerato kind of formed from this nebulous fictional idea of a person i would want to fall in love with / want to fall in love with me? and thus tbh Lerato changed from a super cliche, jane austen/jane eyre mysterious romantic leading man who would do anythingĀ for Enna, and developed slowly into a woman with quite complex motivations and emotions who i still wouldnā€™t mind doing a smooch with. i am a mature content creator. fuck. so anyway, i love Lerato becauseā€¦ wellā€¦ i kind of made her to be loved?
Raske [rp character - x files]
Full Name: Harriet Delilah RaskeGender and Sexuality: queer womanPronouns: she/herEthnicity/Species: she? doesnā€™t know? sheā€™s adopted & her ethnicityā€™s never really been important to her. also sheā€™s a rare Actual Earth Human from my character rolodex, wow weird.Birthplace and Birthdate: youā€™d think, considering that whole Actual Earth Human thing iā€™d have an answer for this? i know her bday is April 7th, but i canā€™t remember if the rp sheā€™s from took place period to the original x files show or if the gm updated it to modern, and that changes the year sooooGuilty Pleasures: frankly? she kind of secretly enjoys making people feel uncomfortable about her prosthetic leg. if people get weird about it on their own? she makes a point to dial it up and just. low key fuck with them.What They Would Be Famous For: deadpan humor and avoiding her feeliesWhat They Would Get Arrested For: maybe kind of possibly breaking the law in pursuit of Truth That Is Probably Out There?OC You Ship Them With: proper mental heath careOC Most Likely To Murder Them: ~~~Mysterious G Men~~~Favorite Movie/Book Genre: she doesnā€™t watch movies a lot. She used to really like medical drama tv shows, but now she spends her time listening to audiobooks, usually biographies or historical fictionLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: she hates hates hatesĀ theĀ ā€˜lone sniperā€™ myth in fictionTalents and/or Powers: sheā€™s a tough cookie and an excellent shot with both a pistol and a rifleWhy Someone Might Love Them: you know how working hard for something makes it seem more worthwhile once you get there? itā€™s like that with Raske. if you pay enough attention you realize that sheā€™s actually so fucking funny, itā€™s just that she always delivers her humor completely deadpan. sheā€™s got a lot of subtlety to her in every emotion, so once you get to know her and you can see through her veneer, you realize sheā€™s an awkward, funny, sensitive, endearing worrywart, who only pretends to be totally in control of herself. Ā and also she could totally throw you over her shoulder and carry you off into the sunset so thereā€™s that angle also ;3Why Someone Might Hate Them: well, if you donā€™t manage to get through her crunchy exterior, then all youā€™re gonna wind up seeing is a stone faced gal who never fucking laughs and wonā€™t give anyone the time of day for small talk. also she stole the last cup of coffee and didnā€™t put a new pot onHow They Change: she getsā€¦ way more paranoidā€¦. and also she bonds with her fellow agents in a totally dweeby found-family wayWhy You Love Them: sheā€™s really different from the sorts of characters i usually play rp-wise? i almost always trend towards really emotional characters, and talkative ones, and Raske is kind of the opposite of that? so she really let me stretch out my character building muscles, and she helped me work on more subtle acting.Ā 
Blacklight [rp character - superhero!verse]
Full Name: Sabrina Aurore SeaverGender and Sexuality: aro bi gal (iā€™m realizing a trend, here)Pronouns: she/herEthnicity/Species: mixed race black/Korean metahumanBirthplace and Birthdate: Boston, April 8th, 1989Guilty Pleasures: ehhhh when she was younger she used to be into some recreational drug use (nowadays she mostly just drinks, & she smokes occasionally too)What They Would Be Famous For: her awesomesauce freerunning skillzWhat They Would Get Arrested For: well, yā€™see, vigilante-ism is technicallyā€¦ actuallyā€¦ veryĀ illegalOC You Ship Them With: she hooks up with a lot of people and has a lot of fun with them, but sheā€¦ doesnā€™t haveā€¦ romantic feelies?? p much ever? her and Sharkie (who i s2g i will figure out a real name for eventually) kind of develop a really sweet queerplatonic relationship eventuallyOC Most Likely To Murder Them: mmm Clamor but mostly in a if you get yourself killed i will murder youĀ sort of wayFavorite Movie/Book Genre: bad/good 80ā€²s moviesLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: helpless damsel needs rescuing by Big Strong MahnTalents and/or Powers: copied from her rp blog bio bc iā€™m a laaazy nb: Her range of vision is substantially better, spanning from ultraviolet to infrared (meaning that she can also ā€˜seeā€™ heat, to a point). During the day, her body absorbs ultraviolet light and emanates heat without any conscious effort on her part, and at night it does the opposite, causing her body to effectively become a black-light (hence the name). The odd way her skin interacts with light and heat is responsible for her relatively pale complexion, since it makes her incapable of tanning properly, and it also means that she cannot be damaged by heat by itself, though fire, a chemical reaction, can still burn her just fine. She can manipulate and produce infrared, visible spectrum, and ultraviolet light as well, creating bright blinding flashes or heating flammable material until it combusts (though she cannot produce or manipulate fire itself).Why Someone Might Love Them: legitimate love for you, my dude. sheā€™ll risk her idiot skin to save your life and then take you out dancing, sheā€™ll smile like a bonfire and laugh like youā€™ve said the funniest thing sheā€™s ever heard and sheā€™ll mean it, really and truly. sheā€™s easy to fall in love with because she treats every interaction and every person with attention and care. she is genuinelyĀ interested in what you have to say. she will make you feel important, and funny and special, and lmao then sheā€™ll break your fucking heart because yes, she loves you, of course she loves you, she would die for you and sheā€™d help you move, but not like that dude iā€™m sorry. she doesnā€™t love you like That.Why Someone Might Hate Them: that last bit, also sheā€™s irreverent and reckless and a bit careless with herself and sometimes other people, because the idea that she could hurt other peopleā€™s feelings by putting herself in danger just. doesnā€™t occur to her? ever? and if youā€™re nasty to her she will turn into THE BIGGEST SHIT, she goes FULL BRAT MODE and she is. p unlikable when she aims that at yaHow They Change: she learns a) itā€™s okay that she doesnā€™t have feelings for people. sheā€™s not broken. she doesnā€™t need to change herself for someone else. she doesnā€™t need to pretend. itā€™s okay. b) being a reckless idiot while in a costume and mask will Get You Shot, dummy. c) you canā€™t compartmentalize your whole life. things will start to bleed over before you expect them to and it will Not end wellWhy You Love Them: oh, baby blacklight. I came up with her for a larp my bro was running, his superhero verse is Really cool. She started as sort of a tropebreaker? sheā€™s a superhero because she has powers and because she thought it would be FUN. she has literally no angst about her superpowers, she has a pretty cool home life, she isnā€™t hard up for money, her parents are BOTH ALIVE and she has a halfway decent relationship with them? and i fell in love with that idea hard. also sheā€™s just developed into this really fun, happy, positive person with a good impact on the world, and she lets me live vicariously thru her extroverted party girl self
Clamor [rp character - superhero!verse]
Full Name: Kai ā€œKittyā€ MahoeGender and Sexuality: lesbianPronouns: she/herEthnicity/Species: hawaiian, metahumanBirthplace and Birthdate: June 2nd, 1991, Los AngelesGuilty Pleasures: lmao nahWhat They Would Be Famous For: for being the worst low-level villain and stealing the most petty shit ever in history, you already have like eight amps and more fucking sound equipment than any human could ever want, also you can do that with your fucking body alreadyĀ i hate youWhat They Would Get Arrested For: ā€œā€OC You Ship Them With: sheā€™sā€¦ kind of in love with Blacklight? and itā€™s a bit fucked upā€¦. she mostly plays it off as No One Fucks With My Hero But Me, but sheā€™s saved Sabrinaā€™s life at leastĀ three times and occasionally tries to make out with her under the pretense of near-death adrenalineOC Most Likely To Murder Them: ā€¦. Sharkie (god i need a NAME for them)Favorite Movie/Book Genre: period romanceĀ Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: the fucking wilhelm screamTalents and/or Powers: she can manipulate sound with her mind/body. she can amplify or muffle noises around her, and she can use a sort of rhythmā€¦ frequencyā€¦ amplification thing to turn sound into a weapon. she can create sonic blasts easily or make someone temporarily deaf. she couldĀ do this with just any old noises, but she is fucking Extra and always uses instruments, particularly percussion and particularly drumsticks, tho she can play a bunchĀ of different things.Ā Why Someone Might Love Them: sheā€™s actually p funny and clever and fun to hang out with as a civilianā€¦ā€¦.Why Someone Might Hate Them: ā€¦ but her alter-ego is a complete fucking shithead, sheā€™s a selfish dick and she Will Steal Everything You LoveHow They Change: tbh sheā€™s still to early in development for me to know this quite yetWhy You Love Them: i love bratty irreverent characters sometimes
Bonny [novel character - sci fi - Star Stray]
Full Name: Bonny Read CalumniGender and Sexuality: bisexual nonbinary womanPronouns: she/herEthnicity/Species: humanĀ Birthplace and Birthdate: she was born on a colony called Atlantis on the moon Europa, at some as-of-yet unspecified Future Year, November 14thGuilty Pleasures: she sneaks off to places she shouldnā€™t be on every single spaceship sheā€™s been on. she loves finding secret places to hide, and she uses them like an earth kid would use a tree fort, to keep her little treasures and private stuff, and to hide from her momWhat They Would Be Famous For: wellā€¦ acheiving First Contact with an alien species lmaoWhat They Would Get Arrested For: ā€¦ nothing??? she is actually quite a sweet young woman, not exactly criminal material, unlike most of my oc children.OC You Ship Them With: her long distance friend/crush/ex, DalOC Most Likely To Murder Them: there are a few angry splinter factions that are veeery against the nasty alien creature that came from the sky, so probably them?Favorite Movie/Book Genre: she loves YA, specifically dystopian YALeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: she hates the super smart child prodigy clicheTalents and/or Powers: sheā€™s really good at taking things apart and fixing them, and sheā€™s really great at figuring out how mechanical things work.Why Someone Might Love Them: she will fix the AC in your room and bring you snacks and listen to you vent about your day and give you a comisserating, rueful smile. when the conversation lulls, sheā€™ll come out with an unexpected joke just to surprise you into laughing. she will dance ot any music. she will go to a museum full of stuff she doesnā€™t actually care much about or understand just to make silly jokes about everything there with you. look sheā€™s just. dweeby but charming about it anyway.Why Someone Might Hate Them: her anger issues make her difficult to get along with sometimes? she tends to bottle her feelings and then eventually, inevitably explodesHow They Change: mmmm she stops hiding her desires to make other people happy, and she um. learns not to be an asshole to aliens for no reason? and to be fcking respectful of Vmna and their cultureWhy You Love Them: she a good space girl. lov her. sorry iā€™m so damn tired
Vmna [novel character - sci fi - Star Stray]
Full Name: [i fucking wrote their name wrong in the tag bc iā€™mĀ ridiculous, and also i canā€™t remember ipa and their language is super weirdĀ so this is going to be unpronounceable]Ā  Ā kā€™ Vmna nksGender and Sexuality: Vmnaā€™s people donā€™t actually have a concept ofĀ ā€˜genderā€™ that in any way parallels human gender, so they kind of donā€™t have sexuality either? like as a conceptPronouns: they/themEthnicity/Species: their species doesnā€™t really have a translatable name, but Bonny tends to call themĀ ā€˜centaursā€™Birthplace and Birthdate: [insert words that donā€™t fucking make sensewithout the context of the novel]Guilty Pleasures: What They Would Be Famous For: being the first of her species to actually speak with and make friends withĀ an alien life formWhat They Would Get Arrested For: maybe for sneaking Fun contraband to the alien without permissionOC You Ship Them With: i believe that'll have to wait for the sequel novel! but she is totally gonna wind up falling for a human i betOC Most Likely To Murder Them: ditto Bonnyā€™s answer, because they consider Vmna complicitFavorite Movie/Book Genre: thereā€™s a specific genre on their world thatā€™s p much justĀ ā€˜comfort fictionā€™, like? just sound/image/smell/story combinations that are made to be pure comfort. they love those.Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: lmao in fiction on their world has a cliche of all aliens looking like mis-colored versions of their own species but, like, with weird feet usuallyTalents and/or Powers: Vmna is very goodĀ at linguisticsĀ Why Someone Might Love Them: they are attentive and clever, and theyā€™re ridiculously empatheticWhy Someone Might Hate Them: no good reason goddamn. Vmna is lovelyHow They Change: Vmna learns to appreciate Earth Music and Earth Idioms and Earth Humor, and they also grow to be more confident in their skills as a linguist Ā and a sociologistWhy You Love Them: Vmnaaaaaaaa is super cool and theyā€™re also like, the Primo Example of me spitewriting? because their ENTIRE species exists because iā€™m hella bitter about shitty alien design in fiction? like i haaaaate miscolored Space Babe design? i hate boring anthropocentric alien design???? SO MUCH??? as someone once said (i think it was Dal?) (and iā€™m paraphrasing), CONVERGENT EVOLUTION WILL ONLY GET YOU SO FAR, there is NO REASON for alien design to be boring! Except for LACK OF IMAGINATION. SO! Vmnaā€™s species are weird centaur/elephant folks who have big spike-claw feet and move vertically as easily as they move horizontally, and they have no gender and they communicate emotion partially thru scent/pheremones, and they see color different, and a bunch of other shit iā€™ve forgotten since i wrote the novel, and Vmna themself is just. The Epitome. of their species. in my head. and i love them
AND WITH THAT IĀ THINK Iā€™M DONE???? WOW THANK U SET THIS WAS FUN IF EXHAUSTING! and i hope this is even marginallyĀ interesting to someone besides meself
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