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minglana · 5 months

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its honestly all kinds of fucked up that my friend's REALLY cute friend is straight

#like im sorry but there was so much eye contact between us..... shes so fucking cute😭 (and hot)#and my other friend agrees too which is the worst part!!!!!!! girl why cant u just be normal and like women instead of men!!!!!!!!#then i would have a chance!!!!!! for festa major i had to put up w her flirting with not one but two men right in front of my salad (cubata #but its ok..... im over that..... i promise.......#she made a comment today saying that if she had to chose between hooking up w a man and a woman she would chose a woman #(but shes straight.... ?) shes one of Those straight ppl i guess #i need to stop finding straight girls cute bc this is NOT good for me at all😭#z xarre

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erwinsvow · 1 month

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you write rafe so good and like you get me like sometimes i’m reading and i’m like “how’d they know😦” so HEAR ME OUT lifeguard!reader (bc i’m a lifeguard at a few country clubs) and i think rafe would be drooling and kelce and top would make fun of him and they’d like break all the rules like back flipping off the diving board just to get readers attention

oh my god first of all i completely adore you!! im so glad yess we must be little brain twins <3 i would love to know which parts made you think that! but here is the best i could come up with for a lifeguard au which is soooo cute but imagine.. its a pogue reader...

rafe knows every pretty girl who frequents the country club, he's made a point of making sure he does. so a fresh face in the crowd stands out pretty easily, especially one like yours.

you're pretty without trying, hair tugged behind you in a ponytail and a simple red one piece, the bottoms covered with denim shorts. it's not the usual kind of outfit for the club, but maybe you're headed out by the pool or something.

he can only see you from the back, though when you turn around, he sees the white cross on the front of your swimsuit. then he sees the boy in matching red trunks next to you, the whistle around your necks and a little first-aid box in your hands. a hot life guard, it doesn't get much more stereotypical than that.

you look around the club, following the boy who can only be giving you a tour of the facilty, with curious eyes like you've never been here before. it's only then a comment from top snaps him into a frankly startling realization.

"can't believe they hire pogues for this shit. wouldn't be surprised if shit started going missing by the pool deck."

rafe thinks normally he'd throw another line in, laugh at what top's saying, but he can't find it in him today. so he keeps watching, the sweet way you smile at a little girl who stopped you to ask for a bandaid, the way you nod while taking in something else in your training.

"alright. you've been staring at that pogue girl for twenty minutes. what gives?" kelce asks finally, after rafe ignores what they've been saying to him for the third time.

"huh?" he snaps back, tearing eyes away from you to look at his idiot friends.

"don't tell me you got hots for the lifeguard. what're you, thirteen?" they laugh, but rafe doesn't.

"shut up." he stands, downing the rest of his drink. "m'goin' to the pool. you loser can come and shut up or stay here and yap."

when he finally gets out there, you've shed the shorts, looking over the kiddie section of the pool with a watchful eye, taking the responsibility of watching brats seriously. he doesn't hesitate, jumping into the deep end with a huge splash, one that gets your attention.

you walk over, making sure whoever that was didn't just fall in, when two boys yell over.

"hey! lifeguard! our friend needs help!" you turn to look back at the boy who's been training you, wondering if you should dive in or wait since you're still in training, when you hear them again.

"not him! you! in the red. hurry!" you don't hesitate, though you're confused, jumping straight in and swimming over to the boy. he doesn't look like he needs help, in fact, he looks like he's floating.

"um, excuse me-" that's all you get out when you get close to him, because he scoops you up like he's rescuing you, carrying you out of the pool like a bride. you kick your feet, yelling out. "hey! put me down! you're not even drowning!"

he sets you down, and you wipe your face, staring up at pretty blue eyes and an arrogant face, once you recognize, one that your best friends hate.

"oh. you. i should have known."

"me? yeah, heard about me, have you? only good things, i hope."

"yeah, no. what the fuck was all that? i thought you were drowning."

"yeah, i was. thanks for the help." confused, soaking wet, and not appreciating his two little sidekicks snickering behind you, you try to get away, when rafe follows.

"so, uh, how long you been working here?"

"it's my first day."

"yeah, i thought so. i never forget a pretty face, so-"

"are you serious?"

"dead serious. and yours is definitely pretty."

"rafe," you say, leaning in closer so he can hear you clearly. "stop hitting on me. i have to work. some of us actually have to work."

"know my name already, huh? what else have you heard-" you roll your eyes, he laughs.

"i heard you're a good swimmer," you say, taking another step closer.

"yeah. from who?"

"i don't know. i'm about to find out." with one hand, you push his chest, and he falls backwards into the pool, the water splashing around your feet. you laugh, watching him bob in the pool, his friends laughing too. "good talk. hope we never speak again."

rafe gets out of the pool, pushing his wet hair back. he calls out after you.

"yeah we'll see about that."

#oooo she a snippy girly #its bc she spends all her time with jayjjjjjj #if you wanted something more cutie i can make her the lifeguard in the kids section & rafe brings toddler wheeize #lmk bae #this is actually garbage lmfao itwas a fun exercise tho

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strxbrymochi · 3 months

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i know im quite late but this has been stuck in my head and i need to get it out so here are my 12am impulse thoughts,,,

how i imagine nct dream would be on valentine's day;

note: this is just the vibes i get from seeing them and 100% based on my delusional imagination

mark;

i am extra delulu for this man rn its so bad

i feel like he would be such a wholesome valentine date

straight up imagined some sort of serenading going on bc hello guitar skills?? and his voice??

i'd imagine he'd gift you some sort of designer thing (just cause i think he's the type to spoil u for special occasions bc ur his girl yk screams)

i think good food = good talks = just enjoying each other's company; type of guy i genuinely feel like you can have hour hour hours long convos and not get bored

lots of laughs bc hearing his laugh >>>

feel more home date vibes where you take out your fave foods and just jam out love songs in pjs but i can also see late night walks or going to some lowkey resto so yalls dont get spotted

renjun;

this guy is for real a deep down romantic aint no way with that face and attitude have you seen how he speaks to some of the dreamies??

defs would serenade u if u ask him to (imagine him shy at first but giving it his all aww)

hands down will gift u something he custom made i do not doubt this given he made custom hoodies for the rest of dream but yours defo will be extra special and made with care <3

can imagine some sort of art date or a quiet night for the two of yalls, him spoiling u a bit cause valentines is extra reason to do so

honestly if i was on a date w him i'd just stare at him ... oops

i think u guys should do the "draw each other" trend as a gift and ur drawing of him looks horrendous (bc u are not as gifted in the arts-- if you are good for u) while his of you looks majestic but he keeps it anyways bc u made it (hearing his beautiful laugh makes it worth ut too anyways)

jeno;

ok look i think jeno's v acts of service-y

wouldn't question if he attempts to cook for you or do things for you a lot more often on valentines to show his love for u (wake up to meals and a clean house yessir-- only for today tho GAHAHAHAHA)

another one i think would spoil you with designer stuff and just imagine the little cute smile on his face when he watched you open the gifts cause he's out here looking at u w pure genuine love (must be nice)

my man's a gamer would probs challenge u to a game or two before heading out

ice cream !!!!!! i have seen 2 vlogs w him looking for and eating ice cream i think you guys will defs have an ice cream taster or smtg (he's so me!!)

idk bro i love jeno any boyfriend fantasy i have in my dreams is played out by him. TT

haechan;

nah yea atp they'd all spoil you (pls dream is full of loving green forest men)

i can imagine deep talks about your future together like wouldnt be surprised if mans doesnt just propose to you alr thats how much he loves you

clingy clingy boy and he is not afraid to show you and let you know how much he loves u !

would hands down take you to the BEST restos and yalls would have insanely good food

can see some karaoke or bowling or idk just an activity yalls can do together before going home for a quiet night of the talks and just enjoying each other's presence

where do i find one genuine question

jaemin;

royalty treatment all the way

breakfast in bed: check with four course meal, flowers: check, gifts: check, chore-free house: check say less

i feel like jaemin is a very big words of affirmation guy so he will not stop complimenting you or saying he loves you

takes a lot of pictures of you too

yk also i think he'd actually send his mom flowers for valentine's day too

staring at you for hours with that stupid cute grin of his, eyes full of adoration

would have all your wants and preferences memorised hes so attentive you actually dont need to worry or do anything all day (just appreciate it bc u deserve him and his love!!!)

chenle;

(there were like no chenle gifs wtf)

PRESIDENT ZHONG CHENLE!!!!! money moves fr name what u want and u got it, spoiled level 1000 on valentine's day

if he could go around freely i think he's the type to take you to fancy ass restaurants like those rich hotel ones (but like if not that's ok he'll spoil you through other means)

he's a menace sometimes i think he'd joke around and try to get on your nerves a bit for fun like imagine him rocking up and being like what day is it today? oh it's valentine's? what's that idk what that is. was i meant to do smtg for u? (him and haechan fr would be the type to tease u so bad) all that just for laughs i can alr imagine the look on his face

as sweet as he is i think at one point he'd either make you do smtg so stupid w him or get a random ass matching present just for the lols (he rlly doesn't gaf he's so real and u love him for it)

jisung;

my sweet sweet child (we're like the same age)

i feel like he'd be so babie trying to prep everything and making sure everything is perfect for u awwwie

tries to act all tough and cool but melts on the inside, compliment him once he shows that smile of his and he's down forever

would be the type to get advice from his hyungs on what to do but be so shy when asked (sksks hes adorable pls)

i feel like he would make you a custom gift like something you can take w u always but also get u something expensive idk unless ur not into that stuff GAHAHA

IMAGINE he tries cooking for u but oblivious kiddo ended up burning it but its ok he tried, yalls got takeout instead

OK ALSO think him trying to teach u how to dance that'd be so cute or yalls can end it w a movie just in each other's presence and u fall asleep next to each other on the couch (BYE SO CUTE IM DED)

ok that's it im done i need to sleep good night (stay delulu besties <3)

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facefullofsadness · 3 months

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I NEED NINGNING SO BAD OMG IM SO GLAD I FOUND YOUUUU PLS TELL US MORE ABOUT YOUR THOUGHTS ABT HER

I'm in such a ningie mood lately and can't help but to write this LOL

content - me going absolutely batshit insane talking about ning yizhuo, smut (switch!ning, cunnilingus, fingering, sex toy mentions, not a lot of actual smut just headcanons), not proofread in the slightest D;

wc - 1k

a/n - like I was literally just thinking ab ning2 when I saw this ask, I also have her pc out next to me rn so ningie close ur eyes baby don't watch me as I write this 🫶 also tysm anon for finding me hehe

like ningning is so fucking fine.

idk what god mixed together in his lil cauldron to cook up ning yizhuo, but she's actually so fucking RAAHHH. sorry this is gonna be so incoherent bc I'm just ningyi drunk as fuck right now.

I imagine a fluffy besties kinda relationship w her. like it's all giggly and flirty and you make each other's heart race with touches and words, but also love to be cute and cuddle, gift giving (more on her part bc she loves to buy things that remind her of you), domestic shit like groceries or cooking together. and also you loveeee talking shit! in an idol!au world, in a school!au world, in any type of world where you two meet and fall in love, you're best friends that talk shit before anything.

I mean u don't necessarily have to do that specifically, but I just feel like above all and at your relationship's core, you're best friends that are clingy and inseparable. so you just make the perfect pair when you finally become gfs. bb girl loves to say she's not a scorpio but I think that the oct born blood within her is in full effect in bed. I'm telling yall, autumn/fall born besties are horny mfs (I can confirm).

like already being physically affectionate with you prior to even dating, she would move quick with pushing it further. your first kiss even evolved into a very heated makeout sess straight away, hands gripping skin under shirts or running through each other's hair, legs intertwined, spit dripping down chins because both of you refused to pull away for air (need!). and like it only but amplified from that point on.

I feel like the first time happens unintentionally. probably a drunk game of truth or dare that gets touchy and suddenly ning ends up slurping the cum flowing out between your legs, moaning against your pussy and grinding her cunt against your leg as you sit back against the couch, your hand in her hair pulling her in further. chanting her name raspily as you grind your hips into her mouth, her tongue feeling so incredibly good in your leaking hole. you yell out her name as you interlace one of your hands with hers, her thumb rubbing against the skin of your wrist as you cum all in her mouth.

she shudders at the same time you do, cumming in her panties from grinding against your leg, unable to stop herself from getting turned on eating you out. and you fucking love watching as her eyes roll back with her mouth on your pussy, feeling the heavy vibrations from her screaming into your cunt.

of course returning the favor for your gf, pinning her down under you and fingering her tight puffy pussy as she squirms. you LOVE fingering her despite being obsessed with the taste of her cum, because you couldn't get enough of how her face contorted with every thrust of your fingers in her cunt. the way her mouth would fall open, the way her eyes rolled back, the way she would tilt her head backwards and expose her sweaty neck, the way she would reach out for anything to dig her nails into (sheets, blankets, your clothes, or your skin!), the way her moans sounded sooooo fuckinggg heavenlyyyy. I mean have you heard this woman sing? the melodious sound of her voice chanting whines and whimpers of your name, knowing she'd sound like this for you and you only. to add on, she's fucking loud, so just the sheer volume of her moaning for you riled you on so much.

she's a squirter me thinks. she's a creamer in my stripper fic but that's only because I wanted her to make reader squirt oop- maybe you both are! I mean I think we can all agree that she's a master pussy eater right? I can only imagine how good she fucking feels with her skillful tongue and mouth. she knows exactly what she's doing even if she's had no experience, yizhuo just seems like the type to be insanely good at eating girlies out. every time I see her, I either so badly wanna get eaten out by her or eat her out. I just know she's so reactive and sensitive but is obsessed with cumming over and over again, overstimulation and all.

the prettiest girl to ever exist. so pretty between your thighs, so pretty around your fingers, so pretty taking your tongue, so pretty on top of you, so pretty under you, such pretty moans to slip from her mouth, such pretty expressions when she feels your touch. IM GOING INSANEEEEE!!! vvv switch coded! I know she gives extremely pillow princess energy, but she's so utterly in love and obsessed with you that she wouldn't dare let you go without an orgasm because you deserve it! either extremely service top or power bottom.

loves to play around with toys, but ultimately opts sticking to mouth and fingers because she loves feeling all of you always. though it's not surprising in the least that she has a wide sex toy collection; vibrators, dildos, strap-ons, cuffs/rope/bindings, blindfolds, floggers, gags, clamps, collars, you name it, she probably has at least one. is down to experiment with almost anything and is very adventurous, she just wants to have a good time with you!

ning is just a really passionate lover overall. because even after hours of fucking and cumming everywhere, she always makes sure you're okay :(( kissing you gently on the neck where her face is buried after a long session, rubbing your skin where there might be red marks or scratches or what have you, whispering sweet nothings into your ear, offering to get you a drink or run a warm shower/bath for you both. she makes you feel loved and that's the most important part (aside from the mind-blowing continuous climaxes she just gave you).

a/n - NING YIZHUO PLEASEEEE ONE CHANCE OH MY FUCKING GOD I REALLY HOPE YOU LIKE WOMEN AND ARE A PUSSY EATER-

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skzooe · 1 year

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i absolutely love the lipstick stain trend!

i need a part 3 with junhyeon in it, pretty pleasee

you are doing great, keep up the good work! :)

lipstick stain trend,,💌 p.3

BOYS PLANET

p.1 p.2 p.3

with; taerae, keita, kamden, gyuvin, junhyeon, matthew

[note;; i waffled towards the end bc i ran outa ideas but not sure if this is still in trend so sorry for the wait!! ❣️]

for those who don't know 💋💋💋

taerae;

such a romantic guy

will place roses and candles around you to "set the mood" of the video

HE'S SO EXTRA I LOVE HIM

"waitwait, we need more flowers"

a perfectionist fr

he's so into it as you place kiss marks on his face

you can just tell how he's trying to hide his huge smile

honestly fighting the urge to kiss you back

he couldn't help it, so he ran his thumb across your stained red lips, holding your hips for support

turns into a LONG ASS makeout sesh

you both pull away and hes just staring at you with love in his eyes and just smiles so beautifully 😭

“i could spend the whole day doing just this.”

(promoting my taerae picnic date fic bc why not🤷‍♀️)

keita;

when you show him the video he gets SO SMILEY

his smile literally lights up the whole room its so cute

how could he say no

when you cup his face and start kissing him he literally WONT STOP SMILING

"your lips are so soft"

he loves it too much that he starts giggling like a girl uncontrollably

when you finish the video he just blurts out the most random things

"I LOVE YOU SO MUCH"

"I'M SO LUCKY TO HAVE YOU"

is he drunk???????

tight cuddles and kisses straight after bc he's just like that

kamden;

we already know how kamden is

he's an average user on tiktok so he might know about it already

so when you ask him he's just like: 🙂🧍‍♂️

he doesn't really mind since he's down for anything with you

"im down"

he just sits there in silence as you pepper kisses on his face

he doesn't really make eye contact with you because he's SO SHYY

when you start giving kisses on his neck, he gets so flustered and his ears turn red

he didn't want you to see how red he was, so he pulled you in and cuddled you as tight as he could on his chest

you noticed his ears which you found adorable

"you're so cute when you're flustered"

"you make me lose control."

(honestly got me kicking my feet while writing this icl)

gyuvin;

sooooo clingy

physical touch king

would do ANYTHING to spend more time w you

"do you-"

"YES."

dawg im not done talking?????

while you put on the lipstick you picked out, gyuvin is just laying on your lap playing with the strings of your hoodie

istg he's never separating from you

cup his cheeks and he will MELTT

you try to kiss his cheek, but he swerves his lips onto yours 🤧

he thought he was so slick with it

"i really, really want to kiss you again"

as you're about to lay kisses on his cheek, he pulls you close and places his lips onto yours

only bc he just cant get enough of your touch

goes on for ageeeessss

you both pull out with heavy breaths, looking so flushed and dizzy with pink cheeks

he has smudged lipstick all over his mouth which you find so cute

he just chuckles

"you got lipstick all over me"

junhyeon;

you're sat on the counter of the kitchen as junhyeon heats up his food

you stumble across a video of the trend which you found soo cute

you show him and he is just so goofy and confident about it🤧

"do you wanna do this?"

"SAY LESS"

you get the lipstick from your bag and apply it to your lips while he approaches you

he's hovering over you with hands on the counter, each on your sides

as you're kissing his face, you accidentally smudge one which makes him whinee

"i think i deserve a kiss."

he's smirking sooo slyly

he puts his hand on your waist as he pulled in close

you're both lost in the moment as he says

"i wanted to do this so damn bad"

(the food hello??????)

matthew;

you're both snuggled up on the couch watching tiktoks together when you both come across this trend you wanted to try out

matthew rushes to get your lipstick because he's so committed to helping you

he's so sweet about it that he won't stop asking questions

"is this colour okay?"

"does my outfit look good?"

"should i fix the lighting?"

you tug on his collar to apply the lipstick onto his face

which makes him sooo shy and cute

his ears automatically turn red in which he tries to hide with a smile

as you film the video, he just looks at you with a huge smile

"you look heavenly."

literally cant take your eyes off you

the comments go WILDD

💬: find me a man that looks at me like that

💬: HE'S INLOVE

mattew will treasure that video FOREVER

shares it to everyone he knows. his friends, his family, EVERYONE

"was that okay? i'd love to do that again"

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snuggerudsz · 10 months

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GORGEOUS l MS47

summary: a night out to celebrate the summer break brings out some jealousy and feelings you have tried to hide from mick.

pairing: mick schumacher x fem!reader

author’s note: yes, this is another taylor swift inspired (ish) fic. i'm addicted to everything TS, sorry not sorry. but i had to write something bc mick has this summer glow rn and he looks soooo good. i hope you enjoy. remember: likes and reblogs are always welcomed. thank you for reading!!! <3333

“You have a cute accent, you know that?” The girl said, giggling while trying to replicate the Swiss native’s accent.

“Stop making fun of me, it’s unfair.” The blonde pouts a little.

“You should take it as a compliment, Micky.” You replied, sticking your tongue out at the man.

Mick just laughs, holding your arm to keep you upright when you stumble a bit. Usually, you’d never be caught dead this drunk, but when the Formula 1 summer break finally began, you decided to go out to celebrate having your best friend back 一 in a totally platonic way, because you are so not completely, wholly, unconditionally, and irrevocably in love with Mick Schumacher. Not even a bit. No.

Maybe just a tiny bit, when he looked at you with those baby blue eyes 一 and God, you love his eyes. They held the whole ocean, the entire sky, and had swallowed you whole, you were still trying to get out of them but secretly you think you might never be able to.

The conversation between your friend group was flowing, everyone talking, laughing, and having a lot of fun. Until your eyes drift away for a second, searching for Mick. And you find him. Talking to a girl in the corner. Your eyes water slightly while your brain calls you stupid for thinking, hoping 一 even if for a second 一 that he could be yours. Deep down, you had always known what your relationship with Mick was and what it’ll always be 一 friendship. Hope blurs the line a bit, but you know he’ll never look at you the way you look at him.

Suddenly, you couldn’t stay in the club anymore. It was getting difficult to breathe; the loud music was giving you a headache and you had to get out now. After mumbling something to your friends about getting some air, you go out into the street, taking deep breaths, sitting in the sidewalk. You were calming yourself down, until you feel steps behind you, causing you to feel anxious and uneasy.

“(Y/N)?” You hear Mick calling, relief taking over your body. “Why are you here? Did something happen?” You can hear the worry in his voice when he rushes to your side, squatting down in front of you.

“Just needed some air, Mick.” You whisper quietly, not looking the blonde in the eye.

“I’ll take you home if you want, schnucki*. We can have some tea, watch some movies and-”

“Mick, stop!” You barked out, getting up, “stop talking. Stop acting like you care, please.”

The swiss man stands up, looking stunned. You never spoke to him like that, and it hurt him deeply. He was looking at you, puppy blue eyes completely lost.

“(Y/N), what do you mean?” He asked, as confused as one can be.

“Mick, I love you, but-”

“I love you too!” He interrupts you.

“No, Mick, I love love you. I’m in love with you and it’s killing me, Micky.” You admit, looking away, not sure you could take Mick’s reaction to your admission.

“God, schatz*, you’re gonna fuck me up, aren’t you?” He says, looking you straight in the eyes, half laughing, while walking closer to you.

“What?” Confused, you question, looking at him.

“It’s you, (Y/N). It has always been you and the little things you do that make my heart palpitate and give butterflies in my stomach.” He says as if it is the most obvious thing in the whole goddam world. “It’s the way you wrinkle your nose when you’re laughing really hard. And, and it’s the way you always get so happy talking about what you love and how your eyes look like the brightest stars in the night sky. It’s all of our late-night talks and early-morning adventures. It’s the way you can be so agonizing blind to not see how in love I am but I still can bring myself to be mad at you, because look at you! I can’t say anything to your face. You’re so perfect, I can barely believe you’re real. And-” Mick’s interrupted by the girl’s lips on his.

At this moment, something stirred inside the both of them; it was the sweet feeling of being loved back. Mick was yours, and you were his. And nothing had ever felt better.

#mick schumacher #mick shumacher x reader #mick shumacher imagine #mick schumacher x you #mick schumacher fanfiction #f1 x reader #f1 x you #f1 x y/n

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lilyrizzy · 3 months

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For the writing promot: yell 👀

The beginnings of a lesbian maxiel story bc…why not! cw: creepy straight guys & their slurs

“You two should kiss.”

It’s not the first time strangers have asked this of her and Max. It’s always guys too, hung up on the fantasy of two gay women being in the same room as each other, how it must mean they are entitled to a free show.

Daniel blames Pornhub and the videos she used to get herself off, hidden underneath her teenage bedcovers. All before she knew any better, before she knew where to find the stuff made for women.

Now, she just laughs like the good natured girl she is, while Max shoots the guy a death glare he can’t see.

The air of the bar is damp, sticky like you could cut it with a knife if you tried. Each breath she pulls into her lungs tastes a little like the tequila she’d merrily accepted and Max had refused, brought by the same assholes trying to hold their attention now. She might be a millionaire, but she’s not about to turn down free booze.

There are two of them this time, nicknamed Cocky and Cockless in her brain. She’s not going to bother remembering their names when she’s sure they know nothing about her beyond that she is a woman, a race car driver and bisexual.

“Maxy here isn’t my type,” she half shouts over the stready thrum of bass that is vibrating the floor underneath her feet. “As cute as she is.”

She shoots Max a wink, but it only has Max’s expression darkening and her eyes narrowing, all while Cocky, perched in the stool between them, grins. Cockless, stood besides Max, tries to get her attention by tugging at her elbow. She shrugs him off firmly, then harder when he tries again.

True to his name, Cocky is bolder. He leans further into Daniel’s space, not at all hiding his attempts to look down her top.

“I thought all the pretty girls were into the butch ones,” he says, a grin on his face as his eyes flick back up to hers, like they are in on this joke together. Like it’s not being made at both her and Max’s expense.

His words press against the same bruise that has been blooming across her chest since the day Max joined their team. Raw talent in the car and all cool confidence once you dragged her away from it. Everything Daniel both wanted and wanted to be.

It’s too much, too close to the bone, the same way the hand that comes to rest on her leg is, big and clammy, engulfing her kneecap.

“Daniel,” Max says, something deliciously demanding in her voice, like she wants this man’s hands away from Daniel’s body as much as Daniel does.

Daniel can’t make herself look at her, afraid she’ll give something away.

“Not me,” she forces past her teeth brightly.

Cockless has given up with Max, is instead flagging down a bartender to order another drink. Cockless, who seemingly only has eyes for Daniel, keeps laughing.

“And what is your type then, sweetheart,” he asks, and the condescension in the pet name is all it takes for her decide she’s done playing nice.

He’s running his fingertip of the hand not touching her across the rim of his glass. She’s sure he thinks is sexy, but in reality looks fucking stupid. She keeps the smile on her face and makes sure all her teeth are showing when she answers.

“Someone with a big cock,” she says sweetly, letting her eyes drag over his form. “But it looks like I’m not finding that here either.”

Finally she looks at Max who is still hovering at Cocky’s shoulder. Nodding at her, Daniel stands, shoving the creeps hand from her skin. Max doesn’t need words to know they are leaving, and instead simply follows as Daniel leads them away from the bar and back towards the teams booth booth. It’s filled with the foul mouthed Red Bull mechanics they call friends, that at least pretend not to imagine them fucking at all hours of the day.

“Hey!” The Cocky calls to their retreating back, and his sweaty fingertips slide against the bare skin of her shoulder for just a second as he reaches to stop her.

She turns, ready to tell him to fuck off, only to find Max already in his face.

“If you touch her again, I will break all of your fingers,” she tells him, like a promise. “And shove my cock down your throat.”

Cocky backs off, hands in the air as he mumbles something about, fucking dyke bitch.

Daniel hardly hears him over the pounding of her heart, the clenching of her cunt.

#ofc max has the big strap Daniel wants and needs;)#but more on that next time….#max/daniel #written for Lorna for being so brave today #fic

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danielfosseyart · 4 months

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Daniel Watches She-Ra

& The Princesses Of Power

-S1E3- 'Razz'

Todays' She-Ra Watchthrough Art: Look I have been having a real shit week or so let me just bullshit this one thanks

Dumb question but why is Glimmers mom British? Also this is probably just me but it looks like her wings are attached to her hair & I can't stop thinking about it.

Oh also yo the theme song?

Yeah that's pretty swell.

A big step up from the original cartoon which was just.....sad? It's just like a sad attempt of being a cool retro cartoon theme song. It fails to live up to any of the greats of decades past.

TMNT 87? Iconic. Badass. Groovy. Radical.

Transformers? Iconic as well. Absolutely fucks.

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show? Fucking ART that makes Hans Zimmer look like an absolute fucking dork.

Sonic Underground? LITERALLY THE GREATEST FUCKING PIECE OF MUSIC EVER COMPOSED BY MANKIND.

80s She-Ra? It's like watching a cat spray diarrhea across my carpet for a solid minute. It's just sad.

Okay so I literally don't know any of their names but uh-

These two. These two evil goons right here.

Are-

Okay so are they like gay? I don't know why but my brain saw this & went "Is this dude dating that lizard? are they going to smooch?"

I have no evidence or any proof to back up my claim here.

But I'm gonna just assume these two are gay & smooching & holding hands & stuff.

Anyways these goon squad characters are lame, also fuck that one girl who was bullying Cat-Ra, like, damn. The fuck is her problem?

Like leave that cat alone she's a fucking cat. Who bullies a cat??

Fuck you!!

Yeah so the only two goons I find myself enjoying are these two because I just get a strong feeling that they might be gay.

Again, I have no proof or evidence. But I'm gonna just say that they are anyway because I decided that I want to & you can't stop me.

Also one of them is a lizard dude. Like I said, that objectively makes him cool as fuck because reptiles are rad as hell.

ALSO GLIMMER & ADORA ARE SO GAY??

LIKE- OKAY FIRST OFF THIS POSE ABOVE THIS SENTENCE? THAT AIN'T A POSE OF A STRAIGHT PERSON. SHE'S AT THE VERY LEAST BI OR LESBIAN OR SOMETHING. BUT NAH THAT POSE IS GIVING ME VERY HEAVY FAG VIBES /POS

GOD THEY'RE GAY THEY'RE GAY THEY ARE GIRLFRIENDS IDC

I fucking squealed at this they're SO IN LOVE AAAAAA

GOD THEY ARE SO GAY

SHE'S BEING SO GAY JUST TALKING ABOUT ADORA/SHE-RA

GAY?? GAY

REAL

IF THEY DONT KISS & HOLD HANDS BY THE END IM GOING TO PISS ON MY NEIGHBOURS MAILBOX

POV: Glimmer introduces you to her wife (she's magic & can become very tall & glows bc she's just cool like that)

Also I like, find She-Ra so fucking funny from the design itself?

She's just.....tall. She's a tall lass. Big. Large. Massive. A Tree.

Like, the fact that she's just....big. Like this is a needed change for her transformation. Being taller is an essential part of it.

One of her magical powers is just being really tall I guess. Like that's part of the transformation, she gets BIG. So that's just considered a power, because it makes her taller.

Being a tall fuck is considered a magical ability in this universe.

Also why did this episode just turn into Pixars' Brave (2012) for the middle part? I'm not upset I'm just confused bc I didn't expect to be hit with this sudden flashback to 2012 shit. But I like this old lady.

But (good job daniel you used but twice in a row, you're so good at writing you stupid fucking idiot-) I just kept being reminded of Brave while watching. I don't know if that's a good thing or not. I haven't watched Brave in like a decade. Like, damn though, this part just reminded me of it a lot & I feel it's worth mentioning.

I should rewatch Brave sometime.

AHEM-

SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE I WANT TO CRY SHE'S LITERALLY THE SCRUNKLY SCRIMBLO BLORBO AND ALSO A FAGGOT. I LOVE HER. PROTECT THIS SPARKLY FAGGOT & HER MAGICAL WIFE.

GRAHHHHHHH

Whore-Dak Update:

Okay Hordak, you get points just because you told Shadow Weaver to go fuck herself. That's incredibly based & awesome of you. To not only tell the wizard bitch to shove her stupid fucking shadow magic fart clouds up her ass. But you also were like "Hey angry lesbian cat, you get a promotion because you're epic" & that's so real.

I respect a villain who doesn't bully cats for no reason.

(other than because you're a huge bitch cough shadow cunt cough)

You're still nowhere near being Skeletor. But you are definitely a far better villain than the original 80s Hordak was. Keep it up buddy.

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johannwolfgangvongoethe · 1 year

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i love this calendar illustration first of all bc theyre super cute with their little braids but also bc its rather romantic in nature, somehow implying one of the following options

good end rei had a gender revival and hopefully stopped defining masculinity by how powerful and violent she can be

bad end rei just kinda woke up after a few months and went “what the fuck am i doing” and now theyre chilling with his blood money (not ideal but good for them)

its not romantic at all actually and theyre just healthy cuddly besties on a picnic

my eternal struggle is i love rei and while i think him exploring gender is good and not a bad thing at all, it never truly felt “resolved” and like she was really DONE exploring it in the game. doesnt help that she straight up doesnt get more masc at all if she doesnt start anything with towa.

and also it felt like he was just crumbling under the pressure of life and his two jobs and the huge debt and was yearning really hard for love and towa just happened to be there and okay with that. MAN.... the friendship/family situation rei and towa (and taku) have is so so precious to me but it feels like towa just isnt into her at all. girlie, please find a devoted boyfriend who will fetch the stars from the sky for you, god knows you deserve nothing less.

also i will die on the hill that this didnt feel like a truly convincing conclusion to her gender and someone needs to sit rei down and go. babe you can be genderfluid and a straight girl and gay guy at the same time. no one minds and everyone loves you. (if i get a chance, ill definitely look into the rei afterstory drama cd though, just in case i am missing out on additional gender exploration there) (i did think it was really worthwhile of the game to make this a big conflict!!!!! its such a cool interesting topic, esp for a BL centric game)

#slodaposting

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fumifooms · 1 year

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Mithrun x Marcille

Second part of my “Dunmeshi rarepairs I will birth with my own hands if I have to” series

Marcille and Mithrun… No no HEAR ME OUT besides chap 94 I think Mithrun was the most emotional when confronting Marcille about the whole situation of her maybe being on the edge of becoming dungeon lord AND he seemed to empathize with her?!! Look at his face! Listen to his words!

He desired to save her. The ex-dungeon lord who lost everything and the newly dungeon lady about to walk herself into a trap and lose everything. They seem very compatible to me attitude wise, without mentioning that they seem to be each other’s type (Marcille’s succubus, Mithrun’s love). Marcille could even put an eyepatch on him lmfao. I feel like his very blunt attitude (most shown when he confronted Thistle about the flaws in his plan and perspective, but also the whole interactions with Marcille at Thistle’s home) would be good for Marcille, both in a ‘convincing her’ way and just in a general relationship & dynamic way. They’re both pretty tragic characters, who need the same kind of comfort imo. They’re mirrors of each other, he reflects what she would become. The Marcille that has been tempted by Power and desires and is left wrecked from it, regrets, is filled with nothing but vengeance. The Mithrun of the past that might yet still be able to be reasoned with, to be saved. People who wanted to live in an utopia with their loved ones. Listen, everyone by the end is left needing to find themselves a new dream and goal, that’s sorta the point with character arcs and it’s very in theme with the series’ message of constantly desiring new things, BUT I just think it’d be cute if specifically Marcille & Mithrun found a new purpose together ok <3 Mithrun could walk over to her to apologize for the murderous behavior and an acquaintance would start from there. Hnng idk idk it’s understated quiet romance and I love that I’m sorry!!

THIS POST’S TAGS YES YES YOU GET IT!!!!! Listen my fave thing in ships is when the characters surprisingly have that 1 fundamental thing in common like a fear or desire and that is them!!! I love them sm. This is currently the dunmeshi ship I like the most, sorry. I wanna do a full character and dynamic analysis and write a longfic and do fanart and- Edit: here’s some fanart and more rambles about them hehe!! I make some new points I like in it, like how Marcille’s a mom friend who likes caring after her loved ones.

Somewhat related but I think Mithrun overall is a closer allegory to PTSD and brain damage than depression, and ye I do think that would work well with this dynamic’s potential as well- but that’s a topic for another day

Ok btw ship name wise what are we thinking mithrille to be close to “mithril” or “myrtille” which is essentially french for blueberry? Gonna use mithrille esp since it’s an unique word for practicality but there are fun little motifs we could use with their names there

The leftovers </3 The abused second heir bastard that a demon didn’t deign to finish eating and the girl who’ll always outlive everyone she knows and loves.

They met each other when they were both at a mental low, and they can get better from there. It’s a special kind of intimacy when you both intimately know each other’s lowest moments idk. They’ve fought to the death like 3 times they can drop the formalities at that point lmao. (she never wanted to kill him btw, only "overreacted” as instinctive self-defense). I love how everyone had to keep pulling Mithrun off Marcille bc it looked so bad and he couldn’t stop going straight for her throat lol

Presidential alert the babygirls are fighting

#dungeon meshi #mini ship analysis #mithrun #marcille donato #actually a tag that’s literally just a word that’s commonly used would be a bad idea #Mithrun x marcille #marcille x mithrun #marcille #Mithrille #Dunmeshi rarepairs #I think he’d find it comforting that she knows how it’s like to be a dunlord. No judgement yk yk. Tho he wishes he could have prevented it #Spoilers #dungeon meshi manga spoilers

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total-drama-atlas · 1 year

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Okay so… the recap is showing the puking and… it’s rainbow. GOOD CHANGE

OKAY IM SO GLAD RIPPER IS GONE

Also it was recently brought to my attention that Terry McGurrin also voiced Jonesy on 6teen so. That’s something ig

Priya is a girlboss actually. I thought at first she would be a pushover but she’s such a girlboss. I feel like I should mention that

PRIYA ACCIDENTALLY HITTING MILLIE WHEN SHE TURNS AROUND IS SO FUNNY BC BRIDGETTE DID THAT IN S1 TOO

hey Julia why exactly do you refuse to ally with Bowie 🤨

i feel like I missed something. tapeworm?? man i am glad i skipped ep8

“A talking bush? That’s amazing!” Zee my beloved

Hold on why does Emma not want to flirt with chase. I thought they were back together. did she come to her senses and dump him

STOP WHY DID MY BOY ZEE TRY TO EAT A BUTTERFLY 💀

WHY IS CHASE SO CONCEITED OMG

“Nice try bush, but im not falling for tha-“ I love zee guys could you tell

“Im totally ideaing! *gasp* I IDEAED” why is he so funny

Zee honey that’s just not how that works…

I AGREE WITH THE NETWORK

We haven’t seen boney island yet, right? That would be fun to have in a challenge or episode

Yeah there’s going to be some sadistic twist

“When I have a good feeling about something, it usually goes great! Or really really bad. It’s about fifty-fifty.” that is so real

I love how sierra and topher were super fans of the show ON the show, and Priya is the child of two super fans. Obv not those two, but the way she has clearly studied the show gives her very sierra vibes. Just not stalkerish

the fact that some of the canoes are blue is fine. But if they were all red and green that would have been so cute. bc the bass and gophers in s1 were red and green. And their canoes in Izzy’s first elimination episode matched. It would’ve been a nice and subtle callback

STOP NIT THE “I have not eaten one vegetable.” WHY WAS THAT SO FUNNY

JULIA IS A GIRLBOSS OMG SLAY

Julia babes you’re also blonde

Chase gives me elevator boy vibes

CHASE STOP TRYING TO TAKE HER WORDS OUT OF CONTEXT SHE ISNT INTO YOU

thanks a lot chase you sank Emma’s boat. jerk

YOU GO GIRLIE

TOTAL DRAMA BEARS MY BELOVEDS

i think glasses bear should come back I missed it

WHY IS THE COLORING DIFFERENT ON THE BEARS THEYRE REDDER WHAT

i love the bears having a funeral. This is the real reason people watch total drama. For the bears

I feel like they’re gonna find out zee is in both alliances. It’s a setup to send him home I think :(( I hope I’m wrong I hope chase gets booted

“I forgot why I came in here” zee is so real guys

Emma has every right to be mad but girl I think chase is for once not being a jerk and there might actually be something

yeah that checks out

Julia they literally screamed “WATERFALL” how did you not notice

“I THINK THE STREAMS BROKEN DOWN” zee my beloved

Millie why would you say that. Of course it is

“Why are you like this?” Chef having grown as a person but still doing the show because he needs a paycheck and his husband really likes doing the show. But also he questions his husband

WHY DOES CHASE HAVE SUCH INTRICATE HIGHLIGHTS guys as much as a hate on chase… I think he really does like Emma

I love how chef really visibly cares about the kids. He’s really a good guy now. He’s grown.

This episode is either building up to zee leaving at the end or. it’s all a trick

“I know I had a reason for coming in here…”

Oh my god chase just broke the confessional

“Chase! Dude! You gotta knock bro!” I can see zee has his priorities straight

It’s called honey mountain. Honestly I should have seen that coming

The only scenario I will like seeing chase get immunity is that while he flies toward the mountain he hits his head really hard on the bell and therefore wins. But also getting a concussion

yk what that’s good too he gets bee stings

BOWIE JUST GO JUST RING IT

“You look like you can’t afford to pay anyone back.” DAMN

what are you doing with your leg I don’t think it’s supposed to bend that way

Oh no zee is about to be found out 😬 sorry pooks

“I didn’t know who to help… but then I remembered. Zee! You have TWO HANDS!”

Man Julia looks awful. Feel kind of bad for her

QUIT STALLING BOWIE OMG

yo that comment about the bots is way too real :/

Hmmm where have I seen this kind of plot armor that Julia’s getting… oh right. Heather

The amount of julia abuse in this ep is unacceptable. #savejulia

why are there seals in Ontario

hey um why was there a closeup on emma and Priya’s asses

Even though I really dislike dramarama, I think it’s sweet how a lot of the chef characterization has transferred over.

zee isn’t really that smart. But I love him anyway

Okay it was really dumb of him but it’s adorable how he’s just like ”guys we can all be friends now 😁😁!”

AWWW COME ON

I CALLED IT I KNEW IT WAS COMING

BUT IM STILL UPSET THAT ZEE IS GOING

I love how of the highlights for zee, he goes flying through an electrical storm (very exciting), drank disgusting cow liquid (funny), and having a brief relationship with a large bird. He doesn’t even mention anything else. That was the most interesting things that happened lmao.

The fourth wall jokes this season are actually pretty well done. The four fingers jokes and the “how did I get in here??”

Good episode overall. Just sad that zee left :/

#total drama #tdi #total drama island #total drama island 2023 #total drama spoilers #td #td spoilers #tdi 2023 #tdi23 #total drama reboot #tw vomit mention

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(maybe some sir nastiness will help ease your sorrows? But I do hope overall you had fun!!! Not super reread bc it was more a stream on consciousness sorta writing,but me hopes u likey 💜grem)

Can you imagine drunkenly coming onto sir and he's just not having any of it? Straight up shooting you disgusted looks and you giggle about how cute his fingers would look round your throat? He takes it in stride and even buys you *one last drink* dispite you thinking it should be cutoff time.

And he, frustratingly sober dispite everyone's attempts at getting him to join in on the fun, is the designated driver for you and another coworker who just happens to be spending the night in someone else's bed, so your stuck with a silently glaring sir as he buckles you in the backseat (like a kid! The audacity! Your a damn adult you should be in the front seat! And you let him know this. Sorta. You whine pathetically but you feel it gets the point across.)

Halfway through the drive to your place you start realizing you had way too much to drink and you needed to pee. Like. *now* And again you tell him that, and his only response? "Hold it."

When he finally pulls into your drive your practically ready to run to the bathroom as quickly as you can in your state but he stops you by grabbing your arm and demanding your keys. And fuck your just desperate to get in your house you shove them at him and try to get him to open the door immediately.

But no, he's got a grip on your chin and forces you to look him in the eye, holding your keys hostage and he starts lecturing you on every little thing you did wrong that night. And you can't fucking believe him? This is your place and sure he can lecture you in a professional environment but now of all times? He can practically see your not listening so he nods, moreso in confirmation of what he was thinking, and grabs a fistful of your hair and yanks.

He just unlocks your door and drags you in by your hair, uncaring to the pain or the embarrassment of it. You almost cry at the sight of your bathroom down the hall but he forces you past it and into the living room.

You do start to cry though when he forces you over his knee one hand still gripping your hair, tugs your pants down, and dispite your now desperate wiggling, he purposely makes sure his thin kneecap is pressing into your bladder. Any attempts at freedom are met with more force directly on your midback and you force yourself to freeze because any more pressure and your going to piss yourself. On him. On your furniture.

Then he tells you to count, and your still not really listening because every braincell no fried by the alcohol is trying to keep yourself from pissing and making a mess of everything. So when he slap your ass he painfully brings you back to the present and fuck. You feel your control slip from the shock and you barely let any piss out, but it's too late. Your trembling and clamping your legs together as tight as possible but when he lands another hit on your ass your control is gone.

He keeps slapping your ass as you make a mess of yourself and him, heuristically both crying and trying to get away. Maybe to save some sort of decentcy you had? It doesn't matter, your so far gone when you finish, and he's cooing at you. It's hard to make sense of what's happening, everything is underwater and he's telling you how much of a good girl you are. Or maybe a bad girl? His words are condescending sounding, but dipped in honey to make the sting something you hang onto like it's your saving grace.

You think he's done after a moment of silence. You wait for him to shove you off of his lap, onto the floor in your own piss and storm out. But you didn't expect him to start rubbing you through your soaked panties. Your shaking in shock and excitement dispite everything that's happened, you find out just how skilled he is with those hands very quickly.

When you finish, you think this weird horny torture session is over, but he just slips the fingers he had just a moment ago been fucking you with. You can taste both your cum and piss and you barely hear him start to tell you how you had your fun, but it's now *his* turn for some fun.

omg anon you literal angel 😭💕💕💕 this is so fucking hot i want this so so so bad. thank you so much this is so sweet 😭💕 hhhh you're a life saver dhjs

Wow, this is so hot 🥴 I get so handsy and mouthy when I'm drunk- and he is so handsome! Yes, he's your boss but come on, you're already swooning over him when you're sober - alcohol is just gonna make your little crush on him worse. And up to a certain point, he tolerates it: lets you hang off his arm and grin your stupid little grins at him, lets you whine and pout and laugh while you're telling him some completely trivial anecdote, offers you a napkin when you spill stupidly expensive drinks all over your shirt. But when you try to kiss him on the cheek for buying you some fancy cocktail he'll give you a sour look and simply push you back with his right hand, two fingers digging into your forehead. You'll pout about that as well but just a sip of your sugary drink will make you forget all about it. (Good thing everybody else is drunk as well because you wouldn't live down the teasing if they weren't- you're all over him and it's a little too obvious that you're absolutely smitten with him)

Ooooh and the babying and the lecture 🥴 Even piss-drunk you can feel the shame burning bright and hot in your cheeks- getting reprimanded by Sir is embarrassing and in front of your home, too? Uh oh hopefully the neighbors are already fast asleep… I am salivating over this 🤤 And the piss and spanking! My god- with the alcohol meddling with your perception he could do some real damage until the pain finally settles in- and not to mention more unsavory things 👀 He'll have you crying and thrashing about because it's too much, too fast but you simply can't cum. Soaked to the bone with your own piss and a severely beaten ass, this is definitely a special kind of torture… Oh goodness. Like- I can't add anything to this because it's just too hot- the forced wetting, the spanking, the condescension, Sir being Sir 🤤 My, my And I feel like he gets even more talkative when he's finally fucking you on your ruined couch, face shoved down into the cushion while he goes so hard and fast that you can only whine and drool about it. Fucks you from behind because he simply 'can't stand to see your stupid, drunk face right now'- and isn't this what you wanted the whole night? Shame on you and shame on him for ever hiring such a stupid slut. You've done this before, haven't you? Hell, you probably fuck any halfway decent guy who buys you a drink or two.

When he's done with you, you're nothing but a mess full of cum and piss and sweat- now your appearance matches your true nature 🤭 But he isn't a monster - he'll shuffle you into the shower and makes sure you brush your teeth and drink some water. It won't hold off the hangover you're going to have tomorrow, but it's a start. And when you wake up you're not quite sure if this was only a very elaborate wet dream or reality, only the stain on your couch and your bloodied ass are proof of this really happening. When you go back into work on Monday, he'll act like nothing happened- won't mention the fact that you can't hold his gaze for longer than a second or that you wince whenever you sit down. And maybe you think that this was a one-time thing, maybe a lapse of judgment on his side- but the next night out with the agency has already been planned and scheduled🤭

#ask #gremlin (affectionate)#tw.piss #tw.alcohol #tw.omorashi #tw.noncon #sir tag #seriously you are an angel #this is so damn hot #catch me every office party making doe eyes at him #hhhh i am hdsjahj #hdfsjhjdsdjkd so hot so hot

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hello my crystal gem 🥹🥹💎🩷 omg today was already so wild and hectic dhsbfbdbf i’m finally pretty much done with what i wanted to do today so i’ll for sure focus all my attention on you once you’re awake again hehe 🤭👀🩷

this is a bouquet i have brought just for you my darling~ (well actually it was our thursday’s child who did, but imagine i’m accompanying him 🥺 both his mommies and he’s just treating one of his mommies with flowers 🥺🥺😭🩷) and then we can go back to cuddling while he just… 🧍

your mtl was so funny and cute and so you my precious crystal 🥺😭💎🩷 and honestly i find it so original cause i never read about sex while high before >///< 🩷🩷

i keep looking at food (i’m a lost cause) and i saw those heart cookies that i’d love to make one day 🥺🥺 they make me think of you 🥺 but idk how to bake cookies to begin with~ :( want mommy to teach me~ will you? 🥺🥺🩷

they look simple but so cute 🥺🥺 i feel like it’s just like our love… it is so simple and so cute >\\\\< hehe i love you mommy 🥺🥺😭🩷🩷 i miss you and i really hope you’re sleeping well 🥺🥺🥹🩷🩷 big kisses that i hope you felt in your dreams 🥺😚😚🩷🩷

hello my sweet cherry bear~🥺🥺🩵🩵

wild and hectic? 😨 good thing you’re done with everything you need to get done! are you okay? it sounds like work is seriously putting you through it this week >< hehe i’m glad this means you can focus on me though 🥺🩵🩵 but please, if there’s anything you want to talk about regarding today hop into my dms bc i’m a little worried,,

AAAAJSHSJS SO CUUUTE 🥺🥺🥺🥺 our taehyunie is such a sweetie 🥺 PLS I’M WHEEZINFJJS we go back to cuddling after i say thank you for the flowers and he’s just standing off to the side like

dkshsjsjs thank you so much my love 🥺🥺🥺🩵🩵 it was something i’ve been daydreaming about for a while especially considering that there really are strains and certain edibles out there that can make you crazy horny like 😳😳😳 i’ve had it happen to me once it’s such a rare occurrence but it does happen!! but all that still wouldn’t stop taehyun from staring at the wall for hours straight or stop soobin from being scared 😭😭

you’re not a lost cause everyone loves food 🥺🥺 i’d love to make those with you my love~ i can show you the ropes and we can make it so much fun 🥺🩵🩵

hehehe baby >///< you’re so right our love is simple but it’s so cute~ i love you so much baby 🥺🥺🥺🩵 i missed you~ i slept so well bc i fell asleep thinking about you my love 🥺🩵🩵 and i probably stayed asleep (i wake up in the middle of the night a lot ><) because of your kisses 🥺🥺 my sweet girl~ you’re so endearing i love you the most 🥺🩵

#my sweetest girl :((( i’m so so fond of you #my cherry mint gum my cherry fairy you’re my dream come true and my neverland 🥺🥺#that tyun pic is so cute it’s from one of my fave to do episodes 😭😭😭#ughhh i should be cuddling you right now my love 🥺 you should be in my arms #i wanna kiss your forehead and rub your back ;;#cherry bear 🍒

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Miss Ridddddd! Guess who’s back with a dream??!? It’s me… hi. Dream girl💭hehe.

Okay so we start off with an Airbnb of some sorts. But it feels very lived in? And anyway I’m here with my international sensation K-pop boyfriend Jungkook but we’re being lowkey because you know how the public gets when my man has dating rumours, obviously🤭

But listen… am I this dudes girlfriend or his bodyguard/caretaker?? Because all he wants to do is stay in a dark room and lay flat on his stomach whilst making demands.

I mean… I guess I could’ve been more accommodating, my man is a literal superstar. He’s OBVIOUSLY tired. But omg dude is a giant baby (we luv him… we luv him) and he keeps asking me for silly little things like water that’s kept at a ridiculously specific temperature or cookies with fewer chocolate chips bc calories and things like that😭 but it’s worth it in the end because then he asks for cuddles and I’m happy to oblige because hello??? It’s Jeon Jungkook.

As I’m about to get onto the bed, the door bell rings which is ODD because we’re the only ones on the property AND there’s like this giant gate that stops anyone from getting onto the property because uhhhh privacy ma’am, my superstar boyfriend needs privacy.

But anyway, Jungkook is obviously not going to get up to answer so I get up and he whines a little but listen someone’s at our door, we need to send them away. For you know… scientific purposes.

So I go to the door and it’s actually my cousin. (This is a cousin I see once every two to three years PURELY BY COINCIDENCE and we’re like… not on good terms I guess? -yo I’m sorry if this is a tmi but it was so random to see her in my dream) so anyway she’s at the door and she’s wearing like this play suit? I think they’re called play suits? You know… like jumpsuits but they’re shorts instead of pants? (I’m not sure if they go by a different name, I’m sorry😂) and it’s got pink sequence all over it and she has a feather boa around her neck and she’s like “I’m looking for Taehyung” and I’m startled because I know a Taehyung, he’s literally my superstar boyfriends bestie but I OBVIOUSLY can’t say anything because me and my man is lowkey.

So I tell her “I’m sorry I don’t know a Taehyung” and she repeats herself but the last name she gives is like a Dutch last name (fairly common in my country because of colonialism ig🤷🏻‍♀️) and I go “????” And she rolls her eyes and leaves so I lock the door and go back to MY BOYFRIEND JUNGKOOK and I want to tell him what just happened because Lmao weird but he’s already asleep but then there’s knocking again and I check and it’s my cousin but she’s brought goons with her?????

And she’s demanding to be let in. And I refuse to let her in but somehow she and her goons find a way in through like a back entrance but the goons are giant for absolutely nothing because they head straight for the kitchen and then the tv and then I’m like Oh shit literal, actual Jeon Jungkook is in a bedroom at the end of the hallway and she might storm it, since she’s being all forward and nosey and literally trespassing rn so I get to the room but she’s following so I have to like shove the door with my body and my dude is literally asleep on the bed like there isn’t a weird fight going on a few meters from him lmao.

And then she demands I give her the Sterling silver bib heirloom I took and even mentions the metal content😭😭😭 and I’m like all this for that??? I DONT EVEN HAVE THE STERLING SILVER BIB HEIRLOOM OUR FAMILY DOES NOT HAVE AN HEIRLOOM OF THAT KIND

And suddenly her demeanor changes and she’s like “oh” and then she just turns around, walks away and her goons follow.

And just when I thought I was about to cuddle my cute boyfriend (who currently has a gorgeous haircut I mean WOW) I have to wake up because capitalism😔😔😔😔

So yeah, that was my bts dream comeback😭😭😭 I hope it was an okay read (I know it’s not the most exciting dream I’ve shared with you but lmao it’s the first one I’ve had in a while)

Also pls never stop feeding me angst I LOVE IT. Like fr… I love gut wrenching, heart aching angst so thank you for that hehe. And I do hope you’re taking care of yourself and your health and I’m not sure what the weather is like in your country (I say this respectfully, I promise I am not prying) but I hope you’re dressed accordingly so that you’re comfortable and living well.

Have a lovely day. Also, happy love day to you if you indulge in it hehe and I hope you’re having a good day, week, month and year💗

dreamgirl are u fkn kidding, that was hilarious as always 😭😭 like, the way i laughed bc of jungkook being a lazy ass — i mean, this isn't how we know him at all, that man is restless as hell 😭 so the image of him just laying on his stomach is somehow hilarious to me lmfaooo. also wait, i hate your (dream!!!) cousin bc can you imagine cuddling with worldwide superstar, international playboy jeon jungkook? :')

but then the feather boa took me out and i can't fkn tell you why lmaooo 😶 idk how your brain comes up with that stuff. also, did you notice how she was looking for tae, but suddenly her focus shifted to the heirloom ??? what in the world even 🤣

no but every single one of your dreams, even those you deem nothing special, are so funny to me bc i've never had the pleasure to experience a dream like this hahaha

yesss, don't worry, there's a bunch of angst incoming !! but i've been taking it easy these days, so i'm definitely resting a lot. it's cold here, but getting warmer! hope you've been taking care of yourself too and are feeling much much better, love 🤍

happy valentine's day to you ans thank you for sharing this 🥺🌹

#not jungkook sleeping through it all </3 #happy valentine's day 💘#notes for rid 🌹#dreamgirl anon 💭

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I would love more Maeve + Superstore thoughts, her friendship with Jonah sounds amazing

(i forgot about this in my drafts for too many days bc i’m a huge dummy don’t look at me here we go slamming post lmfao) oh boy, the tags were a 30 second long goof experiment but i'm always prepared to extend that for any scenario. let's make up some absolute nonsense for the lulz and cuteness.

literally do not ask me why posh brit accent maeve is working at a store in missouri because i don't have time for it and that's not part of the "everything here is for fun" theme.

one of her running gags is that she’s always talking about concepts for stories and tropes that she wants to explore/deconstruct, but anytime she’s asked about progress she’ll have some wild explanation for why she didn’t get very far into writing. there have been at least two rr martin comments made about how long it’s taken her to finish her first book. jonah, amy, sandra and cheyenne have all read some of her short stories/misc chapters of the first book because they’re here favorites full stop. final two seasons are for sure the “oh [bleep], maeve published her book and it’s really taking off” arc for her.

cheyenne is the little sister that she never had, they have matching nails and accessories all the time. maeve often does her hair for her because it’s fun to them and gives them chat time.

she did sandra’s hair and make-up for her wedding 🥰

was genuinely intimidated and putoff by dina for a good while but i cannot be talked out of believing that they wouldn’t have a c-plot in a later season episode of maeve making dina look as hot as can be and trying to teach her how to flirt without being so blunt. is she successful with that last bit?? not really, but she gets to dress dina up and also receive some good advice on not taking people’s shit along the way so that’s fantastic (garrett’s dying in the background and that’s all part of the plan tbh)

obligatory b-plot of maeve having to explain bisexuality and polamory to the breakroom clowns because most of them can’t understand her love life. probably came about as a result of another running gag where maeve talks about one of her dates and it doesn’t add up with her former comments much to the confusion of her coworkers, and then she has to whip out the lecture because she gets accused of straight up lying or fooling around on her partner.

once accidentally made people think she and amy were going on a date because she told justine they were "going out for dinner tonight" and it started an entire Discussion behind their backs (she does, in fact, put out the offer to amy before leaving work. gotta shoot that shot, maybe amy’s feeling a little curious that night who knows a girl can dream)

she and jonah instantly connected and became great friends. they share a specific optimistic outlook in the way that they can see the world for what it could be instead of what it currently is and it’s something that brought them together, then kept them close even through the rough times. she loves his commitment and dedication to any cause that he undertakes, his efforts are inspiring and keep her going whenever her own start to waver. she is absolutely obsessed with how he consistently finds a way to put his foot in his mouth during any conversation, the yin to her yang as maeve’s known for being able to spin a web as quickly and for as long as necessary. their shared need to be validated and praised goes a long way between them because they’re annoyingly nice to each other all the time. they’re those two at the breakroom table talking animatedly about their latest interest or topic they picked up from a podcast/news article/reddit post (toxic masculinity, current politics, feminism, some obscure piece of history or a cryptid of the week, etc). he’s endlessly patient with her and she’s beyond thankful for it. flipside is that she unironically loves listening to him go off on his Woke Rants and gets bullied about it but doesn’t care, she’s there for him through the relationship struggles and does her best to give advice while not stepping over the line (might toe it once or twice but. what can you do, she’s a drama lover). she might have been late because beauty routines but she was also there each step of the way for the union work, besties get it done. maeve sweet talks them and then jonah goes on a righteous rant it’s a win/win.

i think it’s entirely possible she and jonah dated because of how well they get along, but i don’t see it lasting a crazy long time. maybe two, three months at the most (perhaps it’s mostly bc i’m an amy/jonah hoe and they belong together forever but whatever, don’t perceive me). a scenario where they’d both decide it’s better they stay friends and they get away with it without much weirdness, aka maeve’s fine and jonah or the coworkers makes it awkward sometimes before it settles. i do in fact think he’d be the first love interest of maeve’s that i can see her using “baby” as the primary petname because like,,,it’s jonah. you get it. if they dated, she has a photo taken of them from one of their dates taped up in her breakroom locker and it stays up there until she leaves the job bc she adores it so much.

insert bit where maeve makes a threesome joke with her + jonah and amy, and there’s a pause Just long enough with everyone looking between each other that it appears genuine consideration is there but the camera cuts before anything else is said. the world may never know what happened after that

everyone keeps trying to make drama between her and amy because they’re both close to jonah, but i fully believe maeve would adore and respect her far too much to reach any level of rivalry. she’d be in awe of how strong of a woman amy is between raising her children and working her ass off so successfully, and i imagine a lot of their bonding would be maeve persuading her into taking time for herself or them having girls’ nights (whether by themselves or with some of the others).

put the tabby obligated “they have two hands” joke here about maeve/amy/jonah. i haven’t put any thought into if it’d work out or if the other two could be into that sort of relationship but i’m legally and morally obligated to bring it up on the principle that it’s My Thing.

#ch: maeve sommers #i don't know what else to tag this as so i simply won't #days later tabby here: i have vague memories of writing these things super late at night so that's prolly why it was forgotten #between that and dnd the day after lol #a whole load of rambles and y'know what that's tabby all over so i'm leaving it like this #we're not here for neatly organized or fancily worded thoughts #thank you for the ask!!! it was so fun n cute

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fr3akinthecorner · 7 months

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ur a boy! ur a boy! why can't I be a girl anymore? bc it's fucking sexy that's why u don't feel all that well? I'm gonna be ok dude no just wait a little while longer I'm gonna body slam u down a slide I have no idea what that means good! ur a boy! she's a boy! dude shut up I don't care anymore I'm a boy now seee we said J

it wouldn't kill u! or did it? hahahaha yea really cute and funny my girlfriend is a boy! is it gf or bf keeho? dude it's girlfriend that is not fair at all we won't talk about it too much but ur definitely going to get your fucking Virginity taken? what? hahaha what was that? I'm gonna pop your cherry hahaha I am not computing can we get some iced coffee together? no! I said no!!! where do u want to go? please don't make me punch u omg she's a boy I know it she's a boy she's gonna punch me like a boy I'm a boy for dear God this is why I'm going to he'll with lava mcgee hahahaha u were gonna say daddy keeho omg there's no way ur real father would do something like that? he has and he will u can't say it I don't want to say it hey are u alright? ur car is really cool let me take u for a ride bb ok :) call me back l8r my gf is a boy this makes everything so complicated do u have any idea on why it matters? no I don't u literally ran around the house I know but I couldn't do it ok so stop and think about how I could find u in my car if

my name is emit

my name is keeho I got the golden coin so drive a little longer to John in Portland, maine you're mine and only mine let's get this show on the road u forgot how to write for daddy so he's gonna run a few practice rounds on u and hey emit go on the highway and never come back we have a movie to start and my art is the best we can't let this little boy down and I have to take his Virginity soon yea right! ok no u can't say that let me tell u something about being my gf she's always high on meth get the ball rolling emit fuuuck! u said he would be late hahaha he never said that he said u work for door dash right gf? my little Hawaiian shordy has a date with daddy tonight don't forget the puppy emit he lives at his house? the boy u wanted to fuck? keeho none of this makes sense yes it does baby it'll make sense once you're back to normal but I'm not playing with girls ur right ok so emit has to walk a puppy to judson pointe? no ur puppy! how did u come back to this house? I was with u the whole time and they kept calling u a girl ur a boy right? yes I'm a boy finally omg! daamn baby! ehh it needs work u can have my scouts honor it doesn't need work it needs ur pushy ok so I'm gonna end this here before nothing makes sense to anyone but us! u did really good trying to find music but it is disappointing us now so what are we to do? I love you keeho I love you too boy! come on let's find a song I promise you'll feel better but what am I sad about? ur sad bc u can't be a girl why is this so sad? it's ok ur gonna make sense of it all millions of years later dude that's not right I just wanna know why! no u can't even talk to me properly because your body hasn't evolved into its full sex Magix u are a virgin! I'm gonna take it tonight oh ok well as long as what were writing isn't bad or boring to other people let's keep talking what happened to the tattoos u gave me? they might come.back why can u never give me a straight answer? bc ur a boy u don't deserve it but the joy of luck has found u so when that sets in you'll have so much fun! ur weird! im.not weird im getting ready to fuck u tonight daddy? no! stop porno Manga is back in program? yes it is and I don't want to hear anything about how awful it is to write u have much potentiontial in this field dude no I don't I completely forgot how to write it! ok so? daddy? can I have some money for my shifty writing? no! I said no!! it's going on social media for free but ffuuuck! aren't u in a troubadour family now? fuuuck! emit they found out we pretended to be punk singers daamn baby! that's my pirate and ur sucking his dick? ew! that's all I could say my love! I'm gonna fuck u so good that u die ok well thats cool I suppose u suppose? you're so bad at this call me daddy? hey I'm calling u? no baby! it's daddy! fuuuck! hey I can get you out but u gotta call me lava magma hey lava magma fix the situation ok no?!?! play nice with daddy lava magma aren't u lava mcgee too? yes school is postponed! getting high is mandatory! I'll get high either lava mcgee ok so school starts tomorrow cool will there be a fashion program? no deliveries! fuuuck! emit take the fucking puppy to judson pointe it might belong to Carlos montoya oh ok so lava mcgee wants to know if he can call your grandpa? who is he? a photographer/artist he's already calling ok so the rape thing did reset his artwork so a new lava mcgee writing room session happens when? bc devil baby

#happy #sexy #funny #cute #south korean writer gods

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