Middle name for Trashella the Underwear Queen?
After a recent Ask WeirdSims, I thought maybe Trashella could do with a middle name!
She's become a WeirdSims communal character, so I'd love for you all tohave a chance to give your input on what her official middle name should be!
Here's some I've come up with, but let me know of any others and I'll create an updated poll of ones that I think would work!
For inspiration, please gaze upon her gorgeous mug and her interests:
She loves:
-Dumpster diving
-Cooking with rust as seasoning
-Daring alley cats to race her in the street
-Gambling at truck-stop casinos
-Running around in granny underwear
-Yelling at random people
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august 26, 2021
12:50 a.m.
square-k convenience store
[yunha] first of all, i would want dr. pepper.
[yunha] i don’t like sodas that much, but i love dr. pepper. it’s the kfc of sodas.
[grant] 11 secret herbs and spices? but liquid?
[yunha] exactly! it’s like cola and not cola, root beer and not root beer, spicy and not spicy.
[yunha] maybe it sounds dumb, but...
[grant] no, no, not at all! honestly, you're doing big-brain science over there, decoding all the flavors.
[grant] have you heard of hot dr. pepper?
[yunha] what?
[grant] hot dr. pepper. it’s a thing, i swear! like a sixties thing but some people are still into it. i'm not making it up.
[grant] and speaking of coffee and hot dr. pepper, one of my aunts drinks it in the morning instead of coffee.
[yunha] that’s so strange. why hot?
[yunha] won't it just lose the carbonation?
[grant] i don't know, i don't really want to partake in drinking it, but if i were a betting man, i would say yeah, that's probably the outcome.
[grant] anyway, continue! dr. pepper. i respect that. great choice. i'm loyal to faygo but i do fuck with dr. pepper.
[yunha] how can i continue after that sudden trauma?
[grant] would you like me to procure you a cold dr. pepper to rinse out the agony?
[yunha] no, it's okay!
[grant] well, the offer is still on the table! i'm not evil.
[yunha] anyway, the last part of my meal would be seolleongtang.
[grant] oh, that's ox bone stew, isn't it?
[yunha] yes! it's not even my favorite food, but if i knew my expiration date, i'd want to prepare it and eat it one more time.
[grant] why choose that then?
[yunha] it reminds me of my family. we had some, hm, difficult times, and i remember my dad making this for us, especially for my mom to improve her mood. it's actually her favorite food.
[grant] that's very sweet. like beyond sweet. it's more about invoking that feeling of love again than the literal food, yeah?
[yunha] of course. i would like to feel that love again and also share it, and thank my parents for everything.
[yunha] i wouldn't need anything else.
[grant] you really love your family.
[yunha] more than anything.
[yunha] okay, now tell me your final meal!
[grant] i can tell you the ideal one would not be as humble as yours.
[grant] i mean, my logic for myself is, like, alright, i'm about to slowly turn back into cosmic dust, with or without a consciousness somehow floating around the universe, so screw it, do whatever.
[grant] i'm already going "home," so why not go big?
[grant] so, it’s my last day on earth. i'm at my place chilling with my cat.
[yunha] you have a cat?
[grant] his name is turtle. he’s very cute. he wears sweaters. he was a stray. i picked him up years ago from underneath a dumpster at IHOP at two in the morning, and i nursed him back to health.
[yunha] aww, i always wanted a cat. like some cuddly, fat, fluffy cat.
[grant] you should get one! i highly recommend it.
[yunha] i can’t! not yet.
[grant] do you want to see a picture of turtle before i imagine my untimely death? funny, i was just saying to someone else earlier that i want a timely one.
[grant] there he is, right on my home screen.
[yunha] oh my goshhhhh, i love him.
[grant] he's the best. no joke. but again, last meal. turtle and i are chilling, and yeah.
[grant] i absolutely have to have my grandma’s macaroni and cheese. it’s perfection and also my favorite food of all time. uhh, let’s see, i think you almost always need potatoes with a meal. i'd be happy with my grandma’s colcannon, like mashed potatoes and cabbage. what else? i mean, not to talk about coffee again, but i do love it, so maybe a vanilla latte for liquid consumption. oh, and fuck, coconut cake is a must. that’s my grandma’s recipe, too
[grant] i'd also have pizza for sure. pineapple is nonnegotiable, it's going on there. pineapple, pepperoni, the whole works.
[yunha] so, you’re a big fan of dairy products and your grandma?
[grant] that about sums it up!
[yunha] did you, like, grow up on a dairy farm?
[grant] no, but my grandma did!
[yunha] ah, i see. it's all connected.
[yunha] so, you like talking about death?
[grant] i don't. it just seems to come up a lot accidentally.
[grant] but really, i asked you this question because it's just, i don't know, an interesting way to get at people's values in life?
[grant] and it was just what came out of my mouth first.
[yunha] we answered kind of similarly. what did you learn about me?
[grant] same values, different approaches, i'd say.
[yunha] by the way, my other value is pineapple belongs on pizza.
[grant] oh, thank god! finally, someone else agrees!
[yunha] corn is also really good as a topping.
[grant] man, i feel deprived now. where have you been the last thirty years? you could have told me such a feat of engineering exists!
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