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Colored version of my Gerry design~
Jon's an awkward picture taker, change my mind
They'd be great friends if he wasn't dead. God I wish we had more time with him.
#the magnus archives#fanart#tma fanart#jonathan sims#jon archivist#gerry keay#gerard keay#jon sims#pretty jon#they look like the weird cousin and the cool cousin when they hang out#I love my dead gay goth son#just two dudes with grandma issues#just a wet napkin and his goth ghost#the magnus archive fanart
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reposting this commission from back in january bc my tags are finally working again 👁️
commissions are open
#first aid#the magnus archives#tma#gerry keay#gerard keay#gerard delano#jonathan sims#tma season 1#tma spoilers#magpod#podcast#fanart#my art#I love my dead gay goth son#tma fanart#mag 12
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gerry
Decided to post this bc I’m proud of it. Yay gerry!!
under the cut for cigarettes, smoke, smoking, and eyes
I love my dead gay goth son
#the magnus archives#tma#he’s such a silly little guy#tma gerry#gerry keay#gerry delano#gerard keay#tma gerard keay#randompajama draws#i love gerry so much#I love my dead gay son#I love my dead gay goth son#screams I am so normal about this guy#tw smoking#tw cigarettes#yay
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Smoke break ft gerry being both goth and a teenager
line art below the cut!
#i just think he deserves a break you know?#i love my dead gay goth son etc etc etc#this is a much cleaner version of a sketch i posted a few days ago and i still like it very much! gasp! :D#someday i'll figure out how to draw smoke. that is not this day but i cannot bring myself to care#art from the ally#tw smoking#gerry keay#tma#tmagp
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I personally never pictured gerry keay in trad goth or anything extreme/over the top (ei: stuff like heavy makeup, jewelry, fishnets, etc) during episodes NOT because I didn't think he would ever or that I didn't like it, but just because it didn't feel logical.
as an alternative person myself, sometimes the things I wear can be vaguely annoying (like fishnets catch on EVERYTHING) to deal with. so I always considered that with gerry's line of work being rather life-or-death more often than not, I feel like heavy make-up getting in your eyes or something could definitely get in the way. so I figured looks probably didn't matter when he's fighting cult members and burning books you know? so most of the time I pictured him in minimal but dark clothes and his iconic hair. (I could just be over thinking it, I figured the less to hold you back the better considering how dangerous of a life he lived.)
that's not to say I'm against that depiction of gerry. on the contrary, the first time I saw people depict him in trad goth I about passed out from joy. (to anyone who visually depicts gerry in trad goth, like fanarts and cosplays, SPECIALLY that one cosplay I saw on tiktok with 5 likes that was my first time seeing trad gerry, I owe you my life and I love you.)
so I stand by gerry often being in casual goth attire - like t shirts and such - especially during 'work'. But I also fully believe there were times where he got to go all out, and it just makes me very happy. his canonical life seemed full of solitude and disaster, so the idea of little breaks like just going to a small goth club or something just seems... nice. he deserves at least that.
#this got deeper than i meant for it too#whoops#long winded way of saying i want more trad goth gerry in my feed lmao#i love my dead goth gay son okay#tma#the magnus archives#gerard keay#gerry keay
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i just binge listened to tmagp at midnight and I have THOUGHTS
1) Collin is absolutely my fav, literally so Miles O'Brian coded, or rlly any ST engineer, I just say O'Brian because of the whole cardassian/German language barrier thing
2) Alice/Gwen is already happening, I see the enemies to lovers arc and it is inevitable. wlw ftw.
3) MY DEAD GAY GOTH SON IS ALIVE
4) so it Gertrude, love that bitch, hope Agnes is also doing well
5) needles is just as hilarious as everyone said, can't wait to see more of this insecure little guy, I wonder if he does cross stitch in his free time
6) they were literally IN THE ARCHIVES, so close, yet so far. I miss you tape recorder click
7) I fucking love the vast, more vast pls pls pls
8) thank you Mr Jonny writerman Sims for making Mr Blobby somehow worse????
9) I can't wait to see where all the forms Sam's doing are going, perhaps some remnant of statement filing, maybe it's Jon sending the forms and he's getting power from the weird shit Sam's writing, it's definitely important though
10) Georgie mention??? we better get some Admiral action or istg
#tmagp#the magnus protocol#tma#the magnus archives#collin becher#alice dyer#gwen bouchard#jonathan sims#gerry keay#gertrude robinson#needles tmagp#im literally going insane#its so good already#im not going to be listening to any more this late again though#that was a dumb move#im a scaredy bitch#gn
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[IDs in alt text]
gerry keay my BELOVED dead gay goth son. i love him so much.
#the magnus archives#tma#gerry keay#gerard keay#fanart#tma fanart#my art#my stuff#i made this#digital art#artists on tumblr#id in alt#smoking#scopophobia#i guess?#struggled a bit w this alt text so as always i take crit if youve got any
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I LOVE MY GAY GOTH SON
I LOVE MY DEAD ALIVE GAY GOTH SON
#AAAAAAH MY BOY MY BOOOOY#WE ARE SO BACK#WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK#tmagp 8#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#gerry keay
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The 100% accurate Genshin character guide
P1 Mondstadt
Traveler
Abandonment issues
Just wants to find their sibling
Fights a god w/ dull sword and wins
Costco link
“…”
Venti
Drunk bard
Questionable choices in skins
Don’t let him any wear near your friends
“Gay or European, it’s hard to guaranteed”
Paimon
The tour guide that doesn’t do anything
H o n g r y
Probably the unknown god but we’ll get back to that later
At least we have emergency food
“Ehehe~”
Amber
Mondstadt’s Stove Lighter
Festival webtoon outfit when?
I’m missing amber’s dance rn
“Go go baron bunny”
Jean
Single mom of mondstadt
Tuonto’s beloved
Someone give her a comfortable bed to rest on
“Klee, put that down”
Klee
Mondstadt’s fireworks
Menace to society
Probably killed someone on accident once
“Klee loves to go fish basting!”
Diluc
I lied about Jean being single
Depressed man
Daddy issues
God of wine that hates wine
“Not interested in idle chit chat”
Kaeya
Ice bridge
Daddy issues but double it
Everyone’s first genshin crush
The 1 thing the god of wine is allergic to
“Why so cold Diluc?”
Fischl
Delusional
Speaks funny language
Theater kid
Has pet bird that translates funny language
“Oz shut the fuck up”
Lisa
Hot librarian
Fought the abyss over a book
Has pet wolf
“Give me back my book before I shove knifes down your throat 😊”
Bennett
Fornite kid
Has more dads than all the Genshin characters combined
Somehow isn’t dead
“You want me on your team? 🥹”
Razor
Has basically been adopted by everyone in mondstadt
Furry
Loves potatoes (as he should)
Grammar? Never heard of it
“BORK”
Barbara
Jeus lady
Everyone’s favorite Facebook celebrity
Idc if you don’t like her protect her at all means necessary 😨
Bring her old voice back 😭
“Please notice me Jean”
Noelle
Maid therapist
Looks nice, can kill you
Probably won’t kill you tho
“Maiden for the Kights of Favonius”
Sucrose
created a whole new species because her friends left her
At least they aren’t dead
“What If I took ur body, and slapped it against a fking chalkboard 👹”
Albedo
Chalk man
Mondstats’ older brother cause why not
Has a silly voice actor
“Moment of birth”
Rosaria
First Atheist to regularly show up to church
Goth lady
“ fuck u or sm idk that much an Rosaria I…I gave up”
Mika
Weilds multiple weapons,
Wdym he’s not a cryo catalyst :(
“☝️🤓”
Eula
Vengeance lady
Strange family members
“Don’t be shy girl go bonanza”
Diona
A fking menace to society
Bartender, hates wine
“I wish my dad loved me”
Mona
Broke bitch
Strange choice of friends
Knows the future, somehow not god.
“You have a son right? Yeah well he’s gonna die tomorrow so good luck with that”
(Sorry i died lol, also my Wanderer fanfic is prob never gonna get finished lol mb)
#genshin#genshin impact#albedo#amber#lisa#bennett#diluc#diona#eula#fischl#jean#kaeya#klee#mika#mona#noelle#razor#rosaria#sucrose#venti
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hey, on your old blog you had a list of your favorite books. Do you think you could make another post like that?
Yeah totes, so if we just stick specifically to novels and no comics or manga, here ya go:
The Alchemists of Loom (trilogy) by Elise Kova: It's a weird story that I can only describe as a traditional fantasy and steampunk combine. The exposition is there was this world of people called the Fenthri who achieve achieve steampunk level of tech, finally inventing a flying machine and going beyond the clouds that surround their planet, to find floating patches of land where they discover a race of people that call themselves Dragons, who have magic. The dragons invade the planet and oppress its people. The main character is this woman known as The White Wraith, a Fenthri who is known for killing Dragons and harvesting their organs (source of their magic), her lesbian protege that leads a revolution, and a Dragon royal that betrays his people to help attempt dethrone the king. Shit's great. I love it. Please read it. That first book is outstanding.
Goth by Otsuichi: A Japanese horror novel about a boy who has impulses to kill and a girl who is suicidal. Both of them are attracted to death and interested in the grotesque and macabre. Endless trigger warnings for this, from animal abuse to obvi murder. It's one of my favorite horror novels, if not my absolute favorite horror novel. The story is unique, and uniquely Japanese in it's telling. I reread it every October.
Another by Yukito Ayatsuji: The other horror novel I reread every October, another uniquely Japanese story about a class that's cursed, where a dead kid ends up in the class every year, but no one can identify who it is that's dead. And, the more they interact with the dead student, the more likely everyone is to die. There's an anime adaptation of this, it's pretty decent though it feels more like "Final Destination: The Anime" than the novel does. There's also a manga, I know nothing about the manga. But yeah, read the novel, it's fun.
Mordred, Bastard Son by Douglas Clegg: One of my favorite Arthurian stories, it retells the King Arthur story from a perspective of Mordred, who in this rendition is a very kind hearted gay man. I don't like the portrayal of King Arthur in it really, but that's all of like, 5 sentences. The story really hovers on our protag Gay Mordred and the shit he goes through. Pretty sure it won an award for gay literature. The downside is it's a cliff hanger ending an the author never released the follow up (it's been almost two decades, idk if we're getting it). Book is like, 40% of where my name comes from.
Pretty much any Nisioisin book. He just has a really clever wit, and a story telling style that feels very fun and vibrant. My favorite of his books is probably Kizumonogatari, which is a prequel of Bakemonogatari, follows Koyomi Araragi saving a vampire and in turn becoming a vampire himself. I additionally love his book Zaregoto, which is a locked room mystery, and his books Katanagatari, martial artist goes on a journey to collect mystical swords. He's a fantastic writer, look into a book from him.
Shades of Grey: The Road to High Saffron by Jasper Fforde: I haven't read this in over a decade, but I've claimed it to be my favorite book since. I really should reread it. It takes place in a post apocalyptic world where humans eye sight has devolved and a caste system has formed around what colors people can see.
Some other novels I really like are Insomnia and The Dead Zone by Stephen King, Phantoms by Dean Koontz, Feed by M.T. Anderson, I Want to Eat Your Pancreas by Yoru Sumino, and the Spice & Wolf series by Isuna Hasekura.
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5 and 23 for the storytelling ask please :)
How do you choose your characters’ names? Choose your least favourite character so far.
Strap in because I'm going to happily ramble about my named sims, and gossip about those I despise! Content warning for sim death.
How do you choose your characters’ names? oh my gosh I have wanted to talk about this for ages Amy HOW DID YOU KNOW! It could almost be its own post. So when I started most of my characters had pre existing names because they were premades or from the gallery. I'll talk about the sims I have named.
Devin, Deanna, Silas and Milton were randomised names that I liked. Alexander's cats Hamlet and Gertrude come from the play Hamlet. Clover and Ginger are just dog names I liked.
Joey was actually named after this sea otter at Vancouver Aquarium! During the pandemic he was found orphaned and they livestreamed him in his nursery and meeting the older otters.
Kelly was named before he was born, I wanted a unisex name that could fit a boy or a girl. The boy Kelly I named him after is from Chicago Fire. He is not my favourite character but I do love the complex ones, so him being a jerk and Kelly being evil is one big coincidence.
Fergus and Carson were named with the randomise button, but I know of characters with their names so I kept them.
I wanted all of the Chopra kids to be named after wonderful black characters or persons of renown. The eldest Chopra twin was named after the actress Mercedes Varnardo who plays Koska Reeves on The Mandalorian. I love the spirit of Koska who is dedicated and loyal.
The youngest Chopra twin was named after the character Savannah from Criminal minds who married the main character Derek Morgan. She is an intelligent woman with a big heart.
And the smallest Chopra is of course named after Viola Davis. I wanted an old fashioned sounding name and Viola Davis is amazing.
Pollock Knightstone is named after painter Jackson Pollock. His father Adam is an art critic so I figured he'd name him for an out there artist.
Alfred and Rilian Villareal get their names from the areas of culture their mama and mummy love. Alfred is named for famous director Alfred Hitchcock (that's why he has a thing about birds)
Rilian is named for Prince Rilian from the Narnia books. Specifically Prince Rilian, who is the son of Prince Caspian, is a character in the Silver Chair (a movie I saw several times growing up).
I found Marta's name by looking at a list of popular Latina names. But her surname, Romero, absolutely comes from Romeo and Juliet. If you are attracted to pretty males and haven't seen Douglas Booth playing Romeo you are missing out!
Choose your least favourite character so far
I have several and thankfully they are all dead! It's hard to pick between these two though. Mortimer might beat Ophelia by a smidgeon.
Ophelia Ryan was James Goth's first wife. I hated her on principal because between rotations MCCC married them because James may have had a romance bar with Alexander but they weren't an official couple. Storywise I had her being a snob who only married James for his family status (James had the closeted trait when Alexander started flirting with him). Anyway she refused to believe James was gay, claiming no one actually enjoys woohoo, and was not going to let him divorce her so he could marry his boy toy. Then she had a cardiac explosion and died because she was a COW.
Mortimer Goth became a self obsessed mean man. First off he started blaming Bella for all their troubles, and called her a gold digger repeatedly. He was far more interested in writing his precious bestsellers than caring about his kids or wife. He only saw Cassandra and Alexander as their achievements, and let Milton lie in a diaper blowout for hours because he was writing. Oh and then he slept with their maid. Then he hired Dina to be a live in maid and slept with her before Bella disappeared. Then he was CRUSHED by a meteor made of karma.
#dag dag or tag tag#My sims have name origins#I do actually think about it most of the time#I need to go watch Romeo Douglas Booth again
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Gerard Keay, based on a doodle I did at work. My Instagram story poll bullied me into finishing it digitally ☹️
You can't convince me that this man wasn't dual touched by both beholding and the hunt.
#fanart#the magnus archives#tma fanart#gerard keay#gerry keay#gerry kaey deserved more screen time#I can't not draw him in cunty makeup#This looks like a shitty 2000's movie poster#halloweentown#the magnus archive fanart#scopohobia tw#i love my dead gay goth son#he died without knowing how to dye his hair#death metal font#the g in Gerry stands for gender
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Collection of poopyballz28 baki idea's and thoughts
While I get back into writing, I thought I'd compile a bunch of stupid thoughts that aren't worth having their own post. This is a pretty long one so please laugh. Also ignore that Kiyosumi rant I don't know what got into me guys i swear
-poopyballz28
remembering, like, a year and a half ago when I described Kaoru as being built like a garage door. Never forget. I even liked him back then, I DONT EVEN LIKE HIM NO MORE! He's a meanie fo feenie i dunno, the karate boys are better.
me (number one kiyosumi katou fanboy and knower) watching other writers write kiyosumi falling in love with a woman and being super sexually dominate and it freaking me out because I have been blowing his back out in my brain for like 2 years:
I feel like I don't stress enough how genuinely submissive Kiyosumi is. I don't really write a whole lot of nsfw generally but JESUS CHRIST GUYS LOOK AT HIM. His build is insane where are you guys missing this. Women don't see the visions like I do. They just...cant see it. Perhaps I am too bara obsessed but no...I know the truth about his character...I would know...I'm the number one Kiyosumi Katou fan.....I know....
It's not even JUST his body, ITS HIS WHOLE CHARACTER. uptight, spunky, ego maniacal karate fighter that's super fucked up in the head who puts on this tough, intimidating act but behind closed doors he's a timid, embarrassed, submissive little dick taking asshole with issues that have gone unchecked FOR OH SO LONG. GRAAAHHH nobody sees him as i do ohhhh the LONELINESS how it pains me
yeah sorry guys for...all of that. lets move on to actually funny interesting stuff I thought of.
I was never much of a sporty, working out type of guy so I guess I wouldn't really understand, but whats up with all gym bro Baki fans being obsessed with and idolizing Yujiro and Jack. I just, don't see the appeal. One is a serial rapist and murderer AS WELL as a dead beat father and the other is just a drug abuser. How is that motivating to you people. Why obsess over the virgin Hanma's when you can obsess over the chad karate boys?! But its okay, because I KNOW these people are probably mentally ill, so that's why one day I'm going to open up a HOSPITAL. And a REHABILITATION CENTER for all deranged gym bro Baki fans. Please send funds via my cashapp, $kiyosumiballsucker3000. (thats not a real cashapp guys im trying to be funny)
I'm into REAL characters, that are actually interesting and cool, such as, 56 year old karate veteran and his three autistic and/or mentally ill sons, british, silly highschool girl who causes problems for no one, and not to forget, incredibly (and probably accidentally) gay coded kukendo man who apparently nobody cares about but me. That's right, I'm a REAL Baki fan.
Wondering when I'll expand on that Kureha and Kosho visual-kei band idea. Just THINK ABOUT IT. Kureha on vocals (and perhaps guitar) and Kosho on bass and bg vocals. IMAGINE. Kosho wears beautiful goth makeup and is rocking that deep shade of purple lipstick, AS THINGS SHOULD BE. I will never forgive Itagaki and the anime for removing it. It's just, never gonna happen. The two are in these, fucking, elaborate and gorgeously made outfits christ I'm a fucking genius. Kosho would 1000% wear an elegant (but still incredibly badass) lacy, vkei dress, looking like that fucking mana-sama guy (ourple edition) Ohhhh dude. I need to write some more for this idea.
To all my hardcore artist followers, if y'all want to draw v-kei Kosho and Kureha, I give you free reign over the idea, do your magic.
Wouldn't it be fucking hilarious if Yujiro died from like, the most random, insignificant thing in the world.
He's the strongest man- no, creature, in this world. He can brutally defeat animals larger than half his size with his bare hands. He can stop (and probably start) earthquakes at will. He died of a urinary track infection at 37.
Talking specifically about the english speaking fandom here, why do you think Katsumi is so overlooked and underrated. LOOK AT HIM. He is genuinely (I'm serious here) one of the most attractive manga characters I have ever seen in my life. Not only that but he's been through several arcs and has been included in a large amount of fights, HE'S PRETTY MUCH A MAIN CHARACTER YET NOBODY REALLY CARES ABOUT HIM!?! HOW!? On both sides of the fandom, Wattpad girls barely write fanfiction with him involved (thank god actually) and the gym bro's barely make their shitty edits of him (DOUBLE thank god) It's just so confusing to me. He's everything I've ever wanted in a character. Ever-growing strength and morals, an adorable and lovable face, a kind but fierce personality, and not to mention that sweet, sweet rack. Gorgeous pair of tits. Absolutely stunning. need to bend him over.
You ever just be reading a Y/N x Baki nsfw fanfiction and they mischaracterize Baki...in like every conceivable way. This guy DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT SEX IS. BARELY. How are you people so clouded by horniness you completely forget his character. He's an awkward little boy, why are they writing him like a flirtatious sex god?! Baki doesn't know what fucking "flirting" is, he's an idiot. He wouldn't freaking "punish" you in the bedroom guys, if he did he'd be so awkward and stumbling over every other word. AND STOP MAKING HIM SAY SUCH VULGAR THINGS YOU FUCKING FREAKS. Baki doesn't know what "eating out" means, he doesn't say curse words often and most of all, he doesn't. understand. sex. He's had sex ONCE with his wonderful girlfriend and they both barely understood what the fuck they were doing ☠️
How about you guys write him like how he actually is. Wouldn't it be adorable if there was an x reader with Baki where you two have like, loving but awkward sex for the first time and you try to guide him and help him understand in a wholesome way!? Wouldn't that be so much more true to character AND unique?? God, I have to do everything around here. Fuck.
Katsumi playing basketball and pointing at you and going "This ones for you, babe." then completely missing the shot.
Have I ever brought up that Kureha childhood headcanon where I think Kureha would find (or even kill) small creatures just to do little experiments on them and dig in their guts. Kosho walks in like "Nii-chan 🙁 what are you doing..."
Another Shinogi brother hc, I think it'd be hilarious if that blackish-brownish color of Kosho's hair isn't actually his natural hair color, and his real hair color is the same as Kureha's. THINK ABOUT IT THOUGH. He want's to be different from Kureha so he dyes it every now and then to differentiate himself. Plus he thinks it looks totally cool. Sometimes you can see his blonde/orange roots when his hair grows out. And yes, Kureha does tease him about this sometimes. Kosho fucking hates it.
Now that I'm thinking about it, Kureha teases Kosho about, like, everything. His v-kei obsession, his dyed hair, his fighting, everything. Not really a cute or funny headcanon either ☠️ Kureha is literally just a manipulative and judgemental asshole. I whole-heartedly believe that to be true. And in a way it is, I mean he is pretty much canonically like that. Kosho doesn't deserve this. Love that little goth guy, he deserves more.
Thanks for reading all this goofy goober shit all the way through. I'll probably be working on something else by the time you're reading this, so be prepared for content. Love you guys 👍
#why did i sign my own post#i need to KILL MYSELF#sorry guys#kiyosumi katou#katou kiyosumi#baki the grappler#baki dou#grappler baki#baki hanma#baki son of ogre#baki headcanons#baki x reader#orochi katsumi#katsumi orochi#kureha shinogi#kosho shinogi
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I enjoy the fact that the phrase "I love my dead gay goth son" could apply to two different characters I'm fond of
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99% of my brain function at any given moment is devoted to this song
#i love my dead gay goth son this is very very true#rip gerry and your shitty dye job i miss you every day#gerry keay#tma#uh#scopohobia tw#for that thumbnail. if that's a thing that bugs you#Youtube
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my partner agrees with me so i took it as a go ahead to write a trailer pitch DC plz hire me
Picture it: black screen, the single ~Iconique~ single piano note plays (I may not be anything close to goth or punk or emo and actually avoid wearing black at all costs, but even I know how iconic the first piano note is), and the instrumental bit of the beginning of the song plays as the various movie company logos fade onto the scene, probably in time with the notes.
The first verse kicks in over a scene of a kiddo and his dad and you’re made to THINK it’s baby Bruce Wayne and his dad but SIKE I foOLED you! It’s ROBIN (cuz if any Batman deserves a sweet sunshiney boy, it’s Battinson) and his dad, talking about… idk. Something. Tbh I don’t know a lot of Batman Lore™️- that’s someone else’s job.
A cut to black with “he said son when-”, and the next words of the song are matched with quick scenes of the Wayne parents deaths and also Robin’s parent’s deaths (he’s an orphan in the Lego Batman Movie, the only other Batman media that’s good that I’ve seen besides scattered episodes of old Cartoon Network shows, so like. Dead parents. Probably) and the continuing of Bruce’s Batman-ing (“will you be the savior of the broken” etc. etc.) and beginning of Robin’s Robin-ing
The song fades into an instrumental as the proper trailer stuff happens, whatever villain of the rogues gallery the sequel decides to go with and their shenanigans (side note it better not be Joker cuz I Just Don’t Care For Him and he’s Not That Interesting send tweet. Keep him in jail. Where he belongs) coming in around a minor key chorus, and the actual story of the sequel is presented here. It’ll be one of those movies where the whole time Bruce is like “I couldn’t care less about you kid don’t get in my way” but not-so-secretly he’s all “I CARE ABOUT YOU SO MUCH KID”
And the rock opera part of the song (“caaaary onnnnn we’ll caaary oooon”) BLASTS back in when Bats comes back with scenes of him doing cool Batman stuff, but Especially with him helping people and being the source of hope like he said he wanted to try to be at the end of the first movie (when we all said ‘YES! Now THIS is Batman!!’ Even me. Who hasn’t even seen any other live-action Batsmen but I Know they’re Not Him. Battinson Is him. I saw it described like the other live-action Batsmen would be perching gloomily on the side of a building like a gargoyle at the end where the rescues at the flood are happening, but Battinson is THERE helping out HIMSELF! In the immortal words of Red OSP: “If your Batman can’t comfort a crying child then he’s not Batman”) and him being A Good Dad to his new sunshiney sidekick. Also insert gratuitous shots of RPatts with smudgy eyeliner again (cuz this Batman’s for the gays and theys and goths) and Alfred being a Supportive Dad Figure™️ and maybe a quick shot of Selina Kyle, if she’s coming back for the sequel as well. Or keep her a secret so audiences can be surprised. Whatever works. But also there’s shots of Bruce as Bruce Wayne, helping out people in situations where Batman is not needed (like with money and stuff), and he’s like. Still a soft-spoken, scrungly, sopping wet cryptid of a man (hc he’s autistic I claim him), but he’s doing good! For his city!!
Anyway, as the final “caAArY OOonn!” and that part with the chanting, (“I’m just a boy not a hero”) the title and release date fade in here over like. A shot of the city skyline or something. Idk.
And there we go. What we could have if the director of the Batman sequel isn’t a coward.
oh also one more note mr. director: More bats. Like. Real bats. Just for me. because i love them
#i just have a lot of thoughts about The Batman 2022#dc#the Batman 2022#battinson#i typed most of this out over lunch at work lol...
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