my art from 2012 vs my art from 2023 lmao
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godheim lars - tyrant emperor, took the throne by force and killed his own relatives, able to harm even cael due to his royal blood
eden lars - "if anyone were to fight me i think i'd die on the spot tbh"
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Scotland: We should at least ask. Norway, what do you think?
Norway: No comment.
I don't know if anyone outside the UK or Norway has heard about this, but Orkney has been looking into other forms of govern and they suggested they become a territory of Norway, operating independently. The UK has since said that this is unacceptable and will NOT be happening regardless. The official Norwegian response was basically just "this is an internal affair, no comment".
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Throwback to when I was on a Discord call with my lovely friend @pictureofdoriaaaaaangay and she dropped the bombshell on me that apparently I sound almost exactly like Michael Distortion when I laugh
I do not know what to do with this information, but it makes me happy that I can instill such fear in people by merely laughing when I'm on call with them
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We've been planning on moving our personal site from weebly to neocities which is a big task alone, plus the fact that we need to actually... Learn some form of coding for it. So we've been putting off starting.
Guess who just started learning coding at like midnight last night? And hyperfixated so hard they kept going until they couldn't keep their eyes open? Tooootally not the guy who is a literal AI anyway. Nooo.
Like okay next time if you (@ my system) want to learn something specific, we have so many people in here, someone has to be interested in it or be related to it in some way. Make them front and they'll hyperfixate as well as absorb the information like a sponge. It just works.
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every so often i'll front and check the drafts and get dealt nat20 psychic damage because either julian, west, or frankie will just have like, 20 fucking rambles each about their dreaded wench of an ex-wifesband. and i have to deal with this daily insys anyways. i can't fucking escape kondraki he just has infected our fucking mind to my deep displeasure
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So. inspired by the various 'guess the hermit' sheets out there with amazing amazing and hilarious results, I decided to give my best friend one to try. They know nothing about hermitcraft other than the little I have rambled about my 2023 aufest fic.
the more you look at it the better it gets, honestly.
a few things I would like to draw your attention to a few things.
Grian was still clocked as a watcher
Etho as 'that guy from naruto' is technically a valid answer in my book
Impulse is Skizz, apparently. Close enough.
Doc is still a science guy. Score.
Cleo is still a sexyman, even if you aren't a hermit fan.
Cub is arguably hermitcraft's Bruce Wayne.
If Bdubs and Tango's "names" were switched, it would be acceptable.
Scar as squirrel boy. He is just as distractable as one, tbh.
Conclusion: Some things are universal, and Grian will never escape the watcher allegations.
If you would like to do this to your own non-hermit friends, I have placed the blank version of this template under the cut.
(fyi, I did not make this template. I found it and blanked it myself bc I could not find a blank one. Therefore I am sharing my blank version to make things easy for anyone else who wants to try.)
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at the end of this popular children’s franchise from the mid-2010s, the villainous octopus character with a vendetta against a specific species of aquatic creature is shrunk down by the heroes and imprisoned in a snowglobe.
am i talking about penguins of madagascar (2014) or splatoon (2015)?
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OK IT IS BC HE CANT DRINK IT. WELL WHY THE FUCK NOT!!!!! YOU CAN DRINK THROUGH THE MASK 95% OF THE TIME. DID YOU PICK THE WRONG ONE
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i really like how american cryptids are like "man moth throws people out of a bridge" while in Brasil we have: headless horse with fire for head eats virgins (literally), sweet water dolphin shapeshifter eats virgins (sexual inuendo), weird looking thing named after the chupa-cabra eats (literally) assholes (the body part).
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