idk if its the romance repulsion, or just the normal teenage disgust over couples(my parents) but i literally am so grossed out by kissing. like EW??? its my ick. i get so uncomfortable when people kiss. im so grossed out by the sound, the implication, the germs being passed around GAG. A MILLION TIMES GAG.

I miss them

ok but speaking from experience as someone who's had first kisses w a crush. y'all KNOW ed was getting his plan in place thinking abt that kiss the whole time, playing over every tiny detail while he robbed a guy for a dinghy. motherfucker probably got all fluttery and giggly thinking abt the little noise stede made. probably couldn't stop smiling when he thought abt the way stede's jaw fit perfectly in his hand. probably sat down to take a minute when he remembered how stede's eyes took a moment to flutter back open. probably got DIZZY thinking abt stede's crooked smile and the way he'd whispered, "you make stede happy"

rolling up to the dock with his bag of stuff already planning how he's gonna kiss stede again, kiss him properly, as soon as they're safely away. maybe thinking he won't be able to wait, that he'll kiss him again as soon as he sees him because his heart literally feels like it's going to burst out of his chest he's so, so happy

hongcliff yuri coffee date thank u goodbye

Hi can I have the V1 and Gabriel stuck together in a little wooden boat lost at sea. thank you. please make them comically adorable and useless. I want to see V1 staring at fish wistfully and Gabriel curled up and maybe hopeless even while he has wings.

hihihi!!! sorry for the long reply i was doing stuff. but anyway here you go!

i hope they are as adorable and as useless as you'd expect bc i giggled so hard on the final piece my head got dizzy

"Do it again" is devastating

but "I'm trying to understand what's happening" is absolutely heart breakingly agonizing.

thought of a perfectly reasonable thing for hills to be mad about

geo can go off script

earth bots belong to @8um8le as always

be honest if i gave one of you a tenner would u sit my macroeconomics exam for me

xdinaryheroes logging on for the first time in 2 months who thissss

If this isn't uncomfortable to ask

Who's bottom who's top in shadowpeach?

you know its important to know that all the time im picturing these characters on the ace spectrum somewhere and its difficult to define with modern terms the complexities of a relationship like that that spans thousands of years because the relationship itself isnt bound by standard ideas of what a relationship should be but macaques a bottom <3

i actually cannot believe triss didnt get that fucking kiss. i hope ava's whole engine falls out of her stupid car <3

queueing up my memoryshipping gift art made me remember how much i love steven hehe

my vision of Astoria MC is this sweet young charming woman in vintage expensive clothes who s hardworking and bakes for her coworkers and is always there 15 minutes before her shift starts but also does 'experimental drugs' in the bathroom as 'medicine' and is a complete complete mess, has been admitted to a mental hospital more than once bc she kept claiming suffering great pains the titan poisoning ofc it was kept from her, killed an ancient creature in a fit of rage - she doesn't remember, fucked her boss' lover just because (Ares) to say Alex was crestfallen is an understatement but they still stopped Aphrodite from demolishing her oof (couldn't stop the cursing tho)

this pretty much

how is fabian still charming when he's stumbling over his words and nervous and awkward and unsure, this is so funny

I turned down two separate 3am calls, kept my distance for two months, let my guard down for One Night and stay up all night laughing and drinking and falling asleep on the couch together & waking him up to go to bed while he just stayed put with me till almost 5am and it kills me it kills me it kills! Me!

thought id update to say; i survived opening night!!! and not only that, it went REALLY fucking well, and people seemed to REALLY REALLY like it omfg... god this is so crazy