No ghirahims were harmed in the making of this comic

Edit: I made a little sequel for some reason.

Pt 2| pt 3

I am really not made to get up shortly past 7am (for work) and be home shortly past 7:30pm (from work) several days in a row man

Starbucks Baristas HATE me, so in honor of Tobias Forge Kid temp Latte I'm going to share my order:

(it confuses baristas and almost never gets done right)

(also i didn't know i could just order it kid temp ty Tobias for making my order a bit easier)

Okay here goes:

Pick a size: (tall, grande, venti) depending on how deranged i feel.

A MACCHIATO, but without caramel— (I love caramel fraps, just not ON MY MACCHIATO)

Replace the caramel with vanilla syrup, a couple pumps is fine.

NO IT'S NOT A VANILLA LATTE, ITS MACCHIATO!!! THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!!!

Also please put ANY kind of dairy-free milk I COULDN'T CARE LESS IF IT'S ALMOND OR OAT OR SOY?? I JUST CAN'T HANDLE DAIRY PLEASE—

Hot or iced???? NOO!! PUT THE HOT ESPRESSO FIRST, THEN PLEASE PUT THE COLD MILK, DO NOT MAKE IT ICED!!!!!

Yes i will now be ordering it KID TEMP, thank you Tobias.

Lastly, that's not even how MY NAME GOES PLEASE???? I SPELLED IT OUT??

This post has no relevance but I needed to share it because EVERYTIME i get coffee i have to give a recipe to the baristas and they always look at me like I'm losing my mind.

it also probably doesn't help that I look like a satanic creature with ambiguous gender,,,

one was supposed to be my comfort show

how could you do this cheesy

me, discovering that work starts 2 hours late today after taking a subway, a train, a bus, and then trudging like 3/4 of a mile in the snow to get there on time all before 8:30am: 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

good morning it's way too early

cw: babies!!!! you’re also referred to as “ma” once

okay but like,,,,,first time dad Bakugou giving his baby their first bath after coming home!!! you’re fluttering around the kitchen, trying to make sure you have your daughters towel ready, her baby safe soap, a tiny washcloth, that her teeny tiny pajamas are in the dryer.

it’s only when you take a second to ask Bakugou something do you finally just—pause. your gaze instantly softens, a lovesick smile inching on your face as you watch your big buff pro hero husband hunch over the kitchen sink.

your daughter is resting in the baby bath seat, lilac colored and reclined back. she squirms when Bakugou lets the warm water run over her naked, fat little belly. her face scrunches at the new sensation, fists balling up against her chest. he coos at her, gentle,

“I know, ya little princess. Feels weird on ya, doesn’t it?” he asks her, voice so small under the running water. he cups his hand, holds a handful of water, tilts her fat cheek up to let it slide in her neck rolls that always smell like milk. she whines at that, sniffles and hiccups before she cries. you go to take a step forward, to console her, but Bakugou is so patient.

“It’s alright,” he kisses her tears away. “Daddy’s just tryna help you.” he runs the water all over her body, and paired with his softly spoken words, does she finally quiet after a few seconds. her little body trembles with the aftermath, pouty lips puffy and he can’t help but smooth his hand over the softness of her face.

“Yer a crybaby, just like your ma.” he whispers to her, grinning when that breaks you out of your stupor to smack him on the shoulder. you both laugh at that, and you finally feel the peace that is your little family. you lean against Bakugou’s shoulder, pressing a kiss to his jaw before looking at your daughter again.

“You’re gonna be a great dad,” you mumble into his skin. he doesn’t say anything, but you can feel his shuddering breath, and the calmness that blankets the rest of your house.

son we celebrate wellyboot wfriday in this household

dumping south park sketches lol

Chilchuck analysis speedrun: As a hardworking half-foot who grew up poor and discriminated against and had his gullibility taken advantage of multiple times in his early adventuring days, Chilchuck thinks optimism is a dangerous flaw. He’s stressed and strict all the time because his job is noticing details like traps that could get everyone killed before anyone knows it, he takes the lives of everyone to be on his shoulders, and with the way he speaks about it that probably partly reflects how he felt about taking it upon himself to provide for his family too. His life’s always been pretty centered around work and has become even moreso now that his wife left and everyone is independent, and due to past events he’s very iffy with bonding with coworkers. He thinks feelings and job are a disaster mix. Like with his wife or with parties hiring him as sacrifice, being open or having good faith is vulnerability which can get you hurt, so he processes and shows all his stress as anger instead of worry. Doing strict dieting probably isn’t helping the irritability what with hunger, and on top of being a hunger suppressant alcohol might be the main stress reliever he has.

His grey hairs are so earned

some doodles from last week 😁🤞

master miller and snavid 4 today

I have endured what no one on earth has ever done before

I put my lips to the hands of the man who killed my son

Tamlin executing the sentries that were on guard when feyre left the spring court was the most out of character shit to ever happen I can’t believe that’s even canon.

Tamlin who refused to send his sentries over the wall even if it meant potentially saving his court? Tamlin who canonically does not enjoy violence and killing? Tamlin who rhys makes fun of for not being cruel enough? That tamlin killed his sentries just like that 😍?? That’s some bullshit and you know it sjm.

Sometimes I forget why exactly I disliked ACOMAF as much as I did and then I see a random quote and am instantly reminded.

This is exactly the type of gaslighting that this book does that annoyed me so. fucking. badly.

'All he'd wanted to do wasn't free me, but fuck me' - ah yes, because it totally wasn't her who went for his pants first.

'He hadn't tried to kill her, hadn't crawled for me'

Excuse me? He crawled as he was bleeding out from a chest wound, still tied up. Not to mention he DID kill Amarantha in the end. (Also he couldn't kill her before, because that's how magic bonds work - none of the high lords could lift a finger against her. There was literally nothing he was able to do).

Also it makes no SENSE for Feyre to be resentful of Tamlin not rescuing her all of a sudden? Tamlin saved her already by returning her to the human realm. SHE returned to fight and die for him. She KNEW she'd most likely die but she was there to rescue HIM. It's not like she got kidnapped by Amarantha and he just watched, no she came to die for him. It's kind of weird to blame him for not getting her out when she came in to get HIM out.

So yeah, ACOMAF is awful in this regard and I just don't get it. It would have been quite easy and possible to make Feyre realize that Tamlin isn't right for her without literally making shit up about him that conflicts with book one.