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INKTOBER 20303 DAY 31-EDN AHAHAHAHAHAHH AHAH H... HAHAER RAHHH RHAHHHREASHDSAH!!!!
Idiots aFUCK YOU Ire infinite
And thinkI FINISHE INKOBERing men are numbered
Don't I FUCKING FUCKNISHED ITkid yourself
This isn't I GUVKINGnews
Let's startHAHAH RAHHRH !!!!!!!!RAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!11 with Tristan BongGRAHAHREAYSHD GR. ... RAHDAHghhh oohhhhohohh. AOOOOOo, alone in the race
ConscriptioIM SO SDFDASHUH AUUHHH hhh aUHHHHHHHH!!! RAUUUGHHHHHHH!!!n calling his name
One more nightGRAH RGAEHRAG R AHRAH of freedom
An heiress hiRAH UUUUUGGG UHHHHU HOOHOHHHHHHOgh up atop the stands
And theOOHHH.... OHOHUUUUU RAHHHH RHAHH!!!! RAHHHHHHHH!!! lines are open
That'IM IM ISNDHAUD WHASUD ASIDNSDAs Lucky Star, Eye Sore, Doctor Murphy, Sun Tzu
The Clap, MAHAHA. ..ARAAHAHRHAURHAUHAURHAUr. Winner, Spot, Wallace, Mrs. Gonorrhoea
Perfect P, DSAYDASU SUFUCK YOU FUCK YO IM AHHR RUU AUUUGUHHeadman Walking, and The Company Favorite
A son hands dad's harUM FI IM GO ING TO FUCKUNG FIP A SESDK IM SO AUUUUGHHH AUUGHFDGDIASI RAOOOUUHUHHH RAOOOOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOd earned cash to the clerk
And she laughs at theIM GOU UUGGG OSDO WOA O IOIII IISDA ADASDIAMSDASU EYES YESU EYS gall of the small guido lips
"Put it all on Spot, tYES YESY EShe kid's already won"
John Tylеr smeareYESY EYSY ESYS YESAYd with last nights beer
Reflеct vomitinUISDU AIIU UHUHHg Chris who dreams his dream is near
In the form of ASUUSAU UGUUGIGGGIGIMrs. Gonorrhea
Reporter rAUUGOOGOGOOOeporting the state of affairs
Inwardly asksOHOHH... OHHHHH of his prime time hair
Why it can't quitWAUUUUHHHOOHOHOHHe rival the manes on these mares
The smoothness ciiiii isaio ooasuau HAHAU AUUHA HAUHAUAHAUHUan't compare
The gleaming apAHAUHAUHAUHAH AUHAUHA UAHUApliances attract attention
The raffle prizeVKLDSFHJDASKJDAs too many to mention
Displayed all oveSADHSYAOD9WPOIE JFDHHJSA UGUHUHHr the stadium entrance
HypodermiYASUDHASJD AOOUHHO HOHOc needles
Hidden undIIFSUDFUSDDHSDJHDASer a coat sleeves
Of sweaty wiseKSAID UHHHUH UHUASD AUWGU!!!!-guy money earning men
In search UU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!of the horse to apprehend
The race isIHDKH ASHAHAHAHAH AHHDASHSA about to begin
The race is JASUDH ASHUAUHAUHabout to begin
Blondie lockeUASHDASH HAHASUHA UYUF UCKC UFCK FUCK FUCK FUCJZAUA UUGUGH HHUd in 4 Eyes' arms
SquirminUASDAS UAUAUHHHHg like a dying fish
That's thUUUU OOHHHI IHA W AAHAHAHAHe last I can recall
The raBMBGIMF DK AI IAII!!!!ce was ran
Someone JHJAH HAHAHAlost, someone won
I came and I stayJKHSD ASIUYHEEL LSOA OLETS GOed and the same ever since, outside
The freaks of LETS OGOOOO LETS FUCKING SOthe wilderness, open in spring
The time before tGOOO OELTS UFCKime was the time to sing
Unidentified sRAHHHHHH RHASL ETong surging through the brush
Transcription futLETS UFCINGF SAODASIUDSAIDUAile, let alone the rush
You miss when huUAUUUUUnched and scribbling notes
Here no journalisOO....UUUUJJJm is ever in vogue
Despite the attemOOO.....pts of doctors and saints
None have recorded its heavenly grace
But I stayedIJJUUIIIOOOHH HHHHHH... HHHH HHH, and stayed, and stayed
That race was ran thirty years back
And each dayIIHH since the same
Peel back the witness of a million catastrophes
To see the spotty remnants each has left
I forget in which cups I've pissed
From which I can sOOOOUUUtill drink
Tonight it's so cold my feet are shrinking
Groping around for the sides of my boot
It's no night for the blind
With all these sirens I envy the deaf mutes
Some killer on the loose again
Some idiot at large
Some Chinese moose again
An excuse for the sarge
No sirens all silent
The log cabin's silent
No killer either
No creeks in the floor
Log cabin, what cabin?
A shack's all I have
Yes, my cubbyhole's stuffed with skeletons
But my neighbours are stuffed with anthrax
Where does that leave us?
I came thirty years back
From Salafessien, via South Schlagenheim
To Sunterum and Sunterime
The late Sun Sugar's home town
Buried not far from here
My only friend
Neighbor, what neighbor?
My shack is all alone
This pen, changing lines
One line at a time
Blindness? What blindness? Sweet blindness
A little laughter, a little silence
A little magic, a little kindness
A little all over me, yes me
The first, the last, the everything
No trace of anything
No sin, no life, no fun, no time, no any-fucking-thing
No one, no yes, no house, no shack, no A, no B, no C, no et cetera
No one, no two, no et cetera
No school, no life, no work, no time, no book
No art, no point, no truth, no use, no friend
No know, no knot, no hole, no birth, no end, no real, no fake
No king of this useless nameless non-land
No end to this nothing nonsense non-song
No day set for my saviors arrival, to carry me far
Across green waters, above the sky or below the depths
Among the white cloud or red steppe
Or to fly forever in-between ends
Or in-between in-betweens
Or in-between no-between
Or no nothing, no saviour, no journey, no end
A thousand years of no nothing hiding from nothing
No reason to hide sins or reason not to sin
No reason to pretend
No reason to pretend there is not no reason
Oh, yes
Blondie ran on the track
4 Eyes got stuck in the rail
The reporter was caught getting sweaty in the stable
Blondie gone, 4 Eyes gone, Guidos gone, Clerk gone, Chris gone
Tristan Bongo the man who never left
Tristan Bongo never left
Still here
I stayed
The clown can be a martyr
The whore can be an angel
The hack becomes a master
The crass becomes divine
The infinite, infinitesimal
And all sins irrepressible
No use digginHI GUYS . Hello all. i just want to say that i fucking did it guys i fucking did it i fucking finished inktober i can finally top stdrawing now i can stop drawing im so proud of myselfg holes to hide
The rupture comes and leaves no stone unturned
So don't wish for anything
The clown can be a martyr
The whore can be an angel
The hack becomes a master
The crass becomes divine
The infinite, infinitesimal
All sins irrepressible
#art#artists on tumblr#my art#original art#digital art#sketch#oc#inktober#doodle#inktober2023#oc art#original character#i fuckign id it gs#i fucknig#i fucking did it#lets fucking fod#ahhhH!!! auuuguig
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MY EGG ???????????????????????????
#stardew valley#stardew valley alex#alex stardew valley#stardew alex#alex stardew#sdv alex#alex sdv#sv alex#alex sv#stardew#sdv#sv#my art#sdv farmer#stardew valley farmer#WHYD HE FUCKNIG EAT M EGG LIEKT HAT WHATS WROMNG WITH HIM?????I SCREAMED#nvm i need to study him in an enclosure behind the bushes#also i havent drawn a comic in so long. sorry im so rusty i gave up so i can go back playing stardew sorry
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my campaign hiatus has gone on for too long so to cope ive combined my interests at their maximum potency and had some dnd-strawhats thoughts
thoughts in depth under read more... :)!
this is SO self indulgent. their designs literally did not change. but i am a firm believer that dnd doesnt have to be european high fantasy. and also one piece literally IS fantasy. no changes are necessary to fit into dnd. ive already imagined plenty of campaign/oneshot ideas inspired by one piece. so this was basically just an exercise of trying to replicate their canon abilities in dnd 5e as much as possible without totally homebrewing everything. well. aside from luffy. you just cant take away or change his stretching.
LUFFY: (human monk. drunken master subclass. outlander)
the only plain human of the crew to balance out with the fact that he still has rubber powers. obviously a monk. but drunken master subclass specifically because i think the flavor(not the fact that its about being a drunkard) and abilities both fit him really well. this line in the subclass' flavortext especially fits him: "A drunken master often enjoys playing the fool to bring gladness to the despondent or to demonstrate humility to the arrogant, but when battle is joined, the drunken master can be a maddening, masterful foe."
ZORO: (tiefling fighter. samurai subclass. bounty hunter)
a fighter with the samurai subclass is so very incredibly obvious... but i actually had a lot of fun geeking out while comparing the abilities to what he can do in canon; Fighting Spirit, Rapid Strike, and Strength Before Death especially! tiefling is also pretty on the nose for his demon pirate hunter shtick and asura form, but i thought he'd be really human-passing for a tiefling and theorized about his tail getting cut off at some point or another before joining the strawhats. initially wasnt gonna give him a feat, but i gave sanji a feat so i thought itd be unfair to not give him one as well, so sentinel fits the bill pretty well i think!
NAMI: (tabaxi rogue. arcane trickster subclass. criminal)
cat burglar -> full grown literal humanoid cat. this one is INCREDIBLY self indulgent... i love... cats... theres nothing deeper to this and no other reasoning. i took cat burglar and ran with it. can you tell that i love izutsumi dungeon meshi? rogue for the aforementioned burglar-ing as well, and the arcane trickster subclass for when she picks up climatact! the mage hand will be very useful for her pickpocketing. in the future as she levels up with timeskip, i can totally see her multiclassing into wizard as well! weather wizard!
USOPP: (lightfoot halfling artificer. artillerist subclass. urchin)
I HAD SO MUCH FUN THINKING ABOUT HIS CHARACTER SHEET. halfling's Naturally Stealthy ability lets him hide behind his crewmates since theyre (almost) all bigger than him, so its perfect for hiding behind zoro or sanji all the time. Lucky is also perfect for him, and I think Brave fits pretty well too when he puts on the sogeking mask. artillerist artificer is also very fun! tinkering and making magic items for his crew, and i think Eldritch Canon or Arcane Firearm could both be easily reflavored as kabuto or any of his inventions. for emphasizing his sniper-ness, the spell sniper feat was also necessary. i think hes my favorite of all the concepts. big ears and long nose combo is so cute to me.
SANJI: (half-elf monk. drunken master subclass. guild artisan (cook!))
race was mostly based on vibes i wont lie. squints. and that vinsmoke balogna or whatever too ig. but mostly vibes. along with the idea that i think a dwarf zeff raising him would be really funny and cute. monk is also obvious, and same subclass as luffy for mostly the same reasons. though the flavor fits him much less, i think the abilities still fit him perfectly, and this blurb specifically; "Your martial arts technique mixes combat training with the precision of a dancer." i really wanted to give him a different subclass from luffy, but i dislike all the other monk subclasses a lot and i found none of them fit him as well anyways, so to try and give them SOME differences, i gave him the crusher feat.
CHOPPER: (awakened deer(shifter statblock) cleric. life subclass. hermit)
this ones definitely a mouthful im sorry. awakened deer for obvious reasons, but due to magic instead of devil fruit stuff. when i was struggling with his race, i looked a lot at shifter because of his forms, but it occurred to me that itd be super cool if he could shift between all of the different shifter options instead of being stuck with just one to replicate his rumble balls. something like heavy point/guard point=beasthide, horn point/arm point(?maybe?)=longtooth, walk point/jumping point=swiftstride, and brain point=wildhunt. hed definitely need some kind of nerf though to balance out that homebrew... and cleric for class. duh.
ROBIN: (high elf wizard. order of scribes subclass. criminal)
robin is definitely the one i struggled the most with just because of her class. elf came pretty easily- shes very elegant and i think shed look cute with super long ears- and i landed on high elf instead of wood elf for the int-based abilities. i was really on the fence between sorcerer and wizard for her because i knew shed be a full spellcaster, but i didnt feel that any of the subclasses really fit her. i ended up going with wizard for order of the scribes since it focuses on texts and knowing everything. but also because robin with a flying talking sentient book would be crazy cool. it could also be similar to how she spawns mouths and eyes places to talk to or watch people. my "fuck it, why not. this would be rad. its my house" mindset kicked in with her i will admit. also the One with the Word ability made me cackle out loud when i read it. thats the funniest ability ever. anyways, i cant really think of a way to replicate her powers, but maybe we could just reflavor a bunch of spells to be her limbs or clutch; hold person, maximillian's earthen grasp, or evard's black tentacles. thatd probably work okay, and theres a handful of spells to replicate her ability to spawn eyes or mouths. unrelated, but i imagine nico olvia to be a drow. why? her hair is white. i am a simple man!
#had a full on fixation explosion with this one Dont even look at me im posting this at 4am for a reason.#I HAD FUN THATS ALL THAT MATTERS. I MISS DND SO BAD. CAMPAIGN HIATUS OVER SOON. I MUST LIVE#not really like an au or redesign or whatever but i wanted to draw a lineup anyways to show just. very miniscule differences#i guess. mostly an excuse just to draw a lineup of the strawhats. i fucknig guess#will probably do a part 2 cause i have more thoughts; franky+brook+ace+vivi are on the menu boys#its bothering me so much that usopp and nami are both orange in the read more. but there is no yellow text-fill on tumblr. sad#also just fist fought this post in the drafts for an hour bc i dont understand the character limit#so if i fucked this up im moving to the mountains#wtf... art#one piece fanart#dnd#dnd 5e#mugiwara crew#straw hat pirates#monkey d luffy#luffy#roronoa zoro#zoro#cat burglar nami#nami#usopp#black leg sanji#sanji#tony tony chopper#nico robin
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#this illustration is so fucknig funny#tgcf#lmao#tgcf meme#tian guan ci fu#hob#heaven official's blessing#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#tgcf shitpost#i speak
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im just playing dress up w/ them at this point lol
#cult of the lamb#cotl#narinder#cotl narinder#cotl lamb#cult of the lamb au#cotl fanart#the lamb#the one who waits#cotl the one who waits#artists on tumblr#cotl art#artwork#lamb x narinder#the lamb cotl#okay i had this idea after going insane abt their clothes abt fisherman AU#and by vessel its the lambs fucknig BOAT#the lambs got a lot of screws loose and is very hard headed n stubborn#narinders been exiled and is a stowaway same w/ the twins lol#spotted loony lamb w/ their porcelain crown & they were the perfect victim to harbor the traitors#oh yeah lol the bishops yeeted the red crown to the sea n the whoel idea is that the lambs like “lol i liek the red crown sure”#anyways canon is fishsticks here and this AU is mostly for art LOL
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JOSIE MCCOY
RIVERDALE | S07E17
#riverdaleedit#josiemccoyedit#josie mccoy#riverdale#dailyfictionalblackgirls#dailywoc#tuserdee#userjacko#userlindsay#userrachel#usermorgan#tuserrobin#userbecca#userkraina#usersadie#userlourdes#tusersonny#gif#mine#literally foiught for my fucknig life trying to upload this gifset I WONT BE SILENCED!!!!#anyways........most beayutiful woman on earth
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"Wherever my heart takes me."
[Where will music take you next?]
Dream: "We'll see, we'll see. I feel like I just go where my heart goes ..."
Dream: "Wherever my heart takes me ..."
Dream: "I'll let my heart guide me and see what happens."
Dream spills his heart and shares: his first tour, giving his all to music, vulnerability, bravery, and the people who are by his side unwaveringly through it all.
#ilovehimsomuch#the lastg photo is my fucknig aurora borealisj i ams o real#anwyaysys go watch new dreamie talk abt loving creativty n fans#sigh#dreamie#dnf#georgie#my webs#web weaving#compilations
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these little beasts are everything to me
#rain world#the survivor rw#the monk rw#slugcat#[rare art tag]#cs#THEYRE SO FUCKNIG CUTE I CANT STAND SLUGCATS WHY ARE THEY LIKE THAT.#the appeal of This specific chatracter design trope
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I love Felix and his dumb stupid idiot hair
#seriously who let him do that#like he looks cool or whatever but i fucknig#bastard kitten#fe3h#fire emblem three houses#fe3h fanart#felix hugo fraldarius#fe3h felix#fanart
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i am so fucking sick
i can barely eat or talk without choking cause i cant breathe
#i got so fucknig dizzy I collapsed and physically couldnt move#anyway if ur wondering this has not stopped me from making the website for UJM#Nice to meet you murder drones fandom#my name is workaholic
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Ooooo I love the wings ears, so fun and expressive, a lot you can do with them.
Also I love Hero in this, haven’t seen too much from the au but he seems way less naive than his OG counterpart, or at least more reactionary and protective, I love it honestly.
PRTECTOR AU CONTENT RRRAAHSGGHGHHHHG YYYEAHAHSSFHH
YES yes
a major part of the voice of the hero is his naivety and that is one of the biggest changes from the source material
and he is So protective of LQ and 100% defends almost all of his actions (he does get a little put off if you go full damsel)
and of course LQ is his pathetic, awkward, dorky self
and AAAA V E X E D. EATS HIM AUFHGHHGBDHGH
I LOVE ALL OF THIS SO MUCH
#TWO NIGHTS I GET FANART FOR MY AUS I AM THE HAPPIEST FUCKNIG CANDLE ALIVE#YIPEEEEEE#DEAD /POS#stp#PROTECTOR AU#FELL THE PRINCESS#STP AU
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Nier X OEC because I fucking said so
#i dont think twitter understood my fucknig vision with this so hopefully ppl here are actually universe brained to get this#sketches#nier#odd eye circle#kaine#drakengard 3#dod 3#nier automata#nier replicant#a2#zero#drag-on dragoon 3#version up#loona
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doodled poob again (im crazy)
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my love mine all mine (zoyalai short fic, 600 words)
i miss these dumbasses sm i picked up right from the end of the confession scene in RoW ('she obliged him') and extended it because damn JUST one kiss?? we all needed more than that. so heres like-- two more kisses i think.
They are general and ruler but they are also just them, just Nikolai and Zoya; young and tired and tried and tested in wars of country and heart. So when she draws him back to her, she does it like an act of surrender: need and love and longing bared in the motions of her hands, her lips. Damn pride and damn reason, he was here and he was hers.
Nikolai responds in kind, still kneeling before her; ever golden, ever earnest. There is nothing trite or clever in the way he kisses her, only an desirous honesty; mouth fallen open, hand reaching desperately to cup her face, thumb run across her cheek, insistent, over and over again; that rapid fire, joyous beat of his pulse that resonates through her rib cage when she holds him closer than she has ever dared to even dream of. Neither of them are ever much good at saying what they really, truly feel, but there is no need for words, now; she thinks. There is no need to say what she can feel through every inch of her skin.
When they part it is only in a rush for air like it is the secondary need and closeness the first, wordlessness ceasing only when he speaks, solely to say her name; to gasp it on the millisecond he takes for breath; Zoya, voice breaking on the verge of delirium, then he is kissing her, again and again. At some point she regains enough self possession to throw one hand out and slide the deadbolts of the door closed with a gust of wind at the same time as her other drags at the buttons of his shirt. Nikolai pulls back suddenly, and the sound that escapes her as he does makes his own breath hitch so sharply he wonders how he still remembers he intended to say anything at all.
“They’ll— be expecting- us,” he manages, chest heaving, pupils blown wide. “To— speak. Again. Just so you— truth be told I can’t make myself give a damn but I know you might be— I mean. It would be practical. To give another address. To—“
“Nikolai.”
“Mm.”
“Right now,” she starts, pushing his hair back from where it had begun to plaster haphazardly on his forehead, and he melts easily into the touch. “I really don’t care.”
“Oh,” he says helplessly, his gaze falling back down to her lips. “Really? Fantastic. Well, in that case—“
She rolls her eyes and he laughs a little, dropping his forehead against hers.
“All Saints,” he breathes, his gaze locked with hers. “I love you. Have I said that yet? I love you, Zoya. I’ll love you for a lifetime if you’ll let me.”
He had said it, a hundred times over: in gazes held and stolen glances, in touches meant and yet never given meaning. But to hear it aloud, fervent like a wish, soft like a prayer– a quiet ache rises in her chest, her throat.
“You’re a fool, Nikolai.”
“Yours,” he counters, and she feels the breath of the word warm against her lips.
She only smiles, turning her head to kiss him once more, wordless, and yet every cell of his body feels her reply. Yours, yours. Mine.
#zoyalai#tortoise tries to write#zoya nazyalensky#nikolai lantsov#zoyalai fanfiction#shes not a words of affirmation girlie#actions speak louder type beat#yeah idk how theyd go on from there theyre in a fucknig meeting room#full of like chairs and benches or smth like what#its ok i believe in them
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Just so you know, if i disappear i either jumped off the roof or finally snapped and murdered my upper floor neighbours.
#every single fucking weekend starts off with hours of drilling and hammering#every day the kids are screeching well into to the night and stomping around so loud i can hear it even through good quality headphones#they had been asked to keep it down#multiple times#not just by me#at this point i do not give a fuck why it happens i don't even remember it has been so long i just want it to stop#i want one fucking weekend of quiet without a sensory overload first thing on a saturday#my brain is hurting#i already have problems focusing and getting chores and stuff done one the weekends on it's own#i'm so fucknig tired i have enough shit to deal with without this added to the pile#levynn tries to think#levynn cries about nonsense
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this is gonna sound a little mean but idc, i have literally never been in a more self absorbed fandom than the m*rio fandom. im literally begging u people to learn how to have conversations that arent just talking incessantly about your own projects and thoughts. please for the love of god learn how to listen to the people ur supposed to be conversing with and actually acknowledge what theyre saying im gonna turn into the fucking joker
#this may be surpisungly but people dont often like being talked as as if they could be replaced with a lamp!#and then having their stuff completely ignored bc they have served their purpose (being a wall to talk at)#fandom is supposed to be about COMMUNITY#not hundreds of people shouting into a void#and the people who do actually listen getting complely walked over and taken advantage of#watching this happen to people i care about dearly is making me chew the fucking walls#like for the love of god read the room.#luke rambles#if anyone wants to fucknig argue abt this i will block u im not in the fucking mood. have some damn self awareness#alos it goes without saying this is not about any mutuals ur the poor bastards this is happenig to ily
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